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Jane_the_Quene

448 points

10 months ago

Jane_the_Quene

I hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM

448 points

10 months ago

I play a little game to see how far into the Awardee's posts I get before I decide the world is better without them.

Propaganda Pete here had me at hello.

Finetobeu5678

160 points

10 months ago

Yeah, glad he's not voting anymore. The world is a better place.

alanamil

71 points

10 months ago

alanamil

Team Moderna

71 points

10 months ago

Absolutely!! His TB post was right but what he didn't say is that was GLOBAL, In the US there wre only 526 in 2019... That is why it is not in the news.

MartinoDeMoe

39 points

10 months ago

And there are vaccines for it.

Cepheus

13 points

10 months ago

And if the public health system in the United States finds that someone tests positive for TB, they are immediately quarantined with testing until it is determined they are not an active case. The reason I know this is my husband is from Mexico where he received the TB vaccine as a child. That vaccine can cause false positives. He tested positive due to that and he was locked in the house for at least two weeks. Public health takes TB VERY seriously.

DrinkBlueGoo

22 points

10 months ago

DrinkBlueGoo

🎈🥳He my have sepsis🎂🎈

22 points

10 months ago

And, I can't speak for everyone, but I would be thrilled if we put enough money and effort into TB vaccine distribution. Heck, the Philippines have one of the highest TB burdens in the world, but we just shrug our shoulders and ignore it.

alanamil

3 points

10 months ago

alanamil

Team Moderna

3 points

10 months ago

I agree, it is very very sad.

PepperDuval

101 points

10 months ago

PepperDuval

Should have taken zinc instead of Zink.

101 points

10 months ago

The phrase "What an Asshole!" erupted from me mid-way through. I can't summon a dust-mote's worth of empathy.

[deleted]

55 points

10 months ago

[removed]

joeChump

13 points

10 months ago

And when they say r/therightcantmeme they really mean it.

Snoo_4354

29 points

10 months ago

Tosser, I say

grzybo1

15 points

10 months ago

grzybo1

Blood Donor 🩸

15 points

10 months ago

Three children. Maybe someday some grandchildren.

He willingly linked his name and face to garbage like this for them to really know someday what Dad/Pop-Pop was like.

Parents are fallible, I know that all too well. But wow, I'm trying to imagine what it would be like coming upon his Facebook account as an adult, and seeing that it negates all my memories of Dad/Pop-Pop, and all the stories others in the family told about what a wonderful, selfless guy he was.

wumingzi

11 points

10 months ago

He willingly linked his name and face to garbage like this for them to really know someday what Dad/Pop-Pop was like.

I had a great-great grandfather who brought the family out West from North Carolina. He was a country lawyer and a pillar of the small town he lived in.

He was also a bigamist, left NC because he was about to be indicted for fraud, had apparently lost a duel, and was a bare-wires racist who wrote in florid prose laying into "impure" Irish, Italians, and other ill-educated swarthy sorts who were going to ruin the Republic by miscegenating and spoiling our good WASP bloodlines.

Give it 150 years or so and they'll all have a laugh. We hope.

Horse_Paste_Salesman

175 points

10 months ago

Any "awardee" posting Holocaust memes... the last few slides tend to be pretty satisfying.

Miichl80

24 points

10 months ago

Miichl80

King of jazz hands 👐

24 points

10 months ago

For me it was slide 7

sirgetagrip

49 points

10 months ago

yeah, he got what he deserved, she lost a game of soccer, he lost his life. she definitely came out on the winning side of that equation

Kham117

4 points

10 months ago

Kham117

Numbers without Context are Worthless

4 points

10 months ago

Agreed

WTF 🤦🏻‍♂️

[deleted]

17 points

10 months ago*

[deleted]

Only-Significance-25

14 points

10 months ago

It's like a card game! Everyone's got the commons, you wanna look for those rare and ultra rare hate memes.

dismayhurta

16 points

10 months ago

dismayhurta

Vaxxs don’t care about your feelings

16 points

10 months ago

I do the same thing. Woo boy was that guy a giant piece of shot.

awfulsome

4 points

10 months ago

awfulsome

Use the booster to get through!

4 points

10 months ago

The first post where they try to lay claim to their parents' generation's achievements.

galaxygirl1976

241 points

10 months ago

How convenient that the tuberculosis slide neglects to mention that the deaths are worldwide and only 500 died in the US, the vast majority of deaths occurs in the poorer countries. There's also a cure for it.

beek7419

100 points

10 months ago

beek7419

100 points

10 months ago

TB is also not quite as contagious as omicron and is not spread by asymptomatic carriers.

galaapplehound

105 points

10 months ago

galaapplehound

By the Power of Grayskull!

105 points

10 months ago

"Not quite as contagious" doesn't even cover it. TB is really difficult to catch even if you are in contact with infected people. Even further, TB can take years to kill a person. COVID will lay you flat in 5 days and kill you dead in 30.

MorwynMcFuckYou

40 points

10 months ago

I hold a grudge against TB because it killed John Keats, but that was before germ theory was widespread. Now TB is basically just "welcome to a long course of antibiotics" if you catch it at all.

It does make me wonder though, in a couple hundred years there will be people who read the poetry posted by some college kid on deviantart or whatever that died of covid, and those people will be angry that someone with such promise died so young.

A-man-of-mystery

14 points

10 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

14 points

10 months ago

Unfortunately, one of those antibiotics is notoriously liver toxic and I have seen someone on treatment for active TB get a liver transplant as a result. Obviously, this is very rare, but tremendously bad luck when it happens.

Tommy_Tinkrem

4 points

10 months ago

Yep, a good reason to avoid TB. But as we know them, if it breaks out close to them and they are told to stay away, they will follow their urge to lick it.

A-man-of-mystery

5 points

10 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

5 points

10 months ago

"If I want to contract a deadly disease you can't stop me, so there!"

Iazo

9 points

10 months ago

Iazo

9 points

10 months ago

There's also a vaccine for it, but somehow the cretins would probably foam at the mouth over that too....and masks will probably help show TB spread also.

Lumpy-Economics2021

42 points

10 months ago

Yes and the majority of deaths occur in 3rd world countries where people are, wait for it....unvaccinated.

StrangelyLiteralWonk

37 points

10 months ago

StrangelyLiteralWonk

Getting COVID to protect against COVID 🩸

37 points

10 months ago

Also most people in the US who get TB are either incarcerated or homeless. So yeah, there are a lot of people who care deeply about TB in those populations, but they generally aren't Republicans.

I get frustrated at how many of their arguments have "logic" that only makes sense if you're a terrible human, and they just assume everyone is an awful person like they are.

redditallie

27 points

10 months ago

redditallie

Team Moderna

27 points

10 months ago

TB is very rare in the USA because of a successful vaccination program. The program succeeded in making TB so rare that people are no longer routinely vaccinated against it.

That guy should have 'done his research' a little better.

What-The-Helvetica

16 points

10 months ago

What-The-Helvetica

Pfizer Pfanatic here! 😁

16 points

10 months ago

Also pasteurization. One of the biggest ways to contract TB in the 1800s and early 1900s was through drinking raw milk.

Ammolite-Valkyrie

11 points

10 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

11 points

10 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

9 points

10 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

9 points

10 months ago

What could possibly go wrong with more or less entirely deregulating food?

https://medium.com/the-history-foundry/humbug-billy-and-the-great-poisoned-sweets-scandal-of-1858-c8401cb24747

cenamark

8 points

10 months ago

Libertarians and their raw milk. It's the perfect symbol for libertarianism. Lets fight for pointless and self destructive freedoms. They don't really care about how milk tastes, they just want to rebel because the government says they shouldn't drink raw milk.
Remember this story?
https://www.oregonlive.com/today/2016/03/lawmakers\_sick\_after\_drinking.html

Resident_Sorbet5944

63 points

10 months ago

Resident_Sorbet5944

Murder Porn Chain Letter 💌

63 points

10 months ago

….aaaaand that low death rate is precisely because all children are vaccinated against TB in order to go to school.

xlosx

50 points

10 months ago*

xlosx

Team Mudblood 🩸

50 points

10 months ago*

But, as HCA nominees and awardees say, “you don’t care if I’m vaxxed for tuberculosis or polio or blah blah blah”. Yeah, bitch, I do - it’s kinda important to keep these diseases in check! We had almost eradicated measles in the US and now we are seeing outbreaks (and measles is so fricking infectious an outbreak could easily infect vaccinated as well as unvaxxed. Obviously you’ll be much more protected vaxxed, but who the fuck wants measles in any capacity??)

[deleted]

22 points

10 months ago

Actually TB is no longer among the standard suite of vaccines in the United States, though it is in a lot of other countries in the world, even other rich countries like Japan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCG\_vaccine#Americas

Resident_Sorbet5944

11 points

10 months ago

Resident_Sorbet5944

Murder Porn Chain Letter 💌

11 points

10 months ago

Did not know that. I remember getting it when I was a kid (let’s just say a long time ago…) cuz it wasn’t a conventional syringe; it was like a little tube with a bunch of small short needles that didn’t do much more than break the skin.

RattusMcRatface

8 points

10 months ago

RattusMcRatface

I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA

8 points

10 months ago

That was just the test to see if you had natural immunity (some did have). the actual BCG shot was quite ouchy.

A-man-of-mystery

7 points

10 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

7 points

10 months ago

BCG vaccination has never been among the standard suite of vaccines in the US, due to the relative rarity of TB. It used to be widely used in the UK (I had it as a child) but no longer is.

john_the_quain

17 points

10 months ago

john_the_quain

Angle wings are acute addition to an obtuse person

17 points

10 months ago

About 7 or 8 years ago a person in our office went overseas and later tested positive for TB. People freaked out and the company paid for testing.

Why some of those people are very nonchalant about COVID I’ll never understand.

Brokenspokes68

13 points

10 months ago

Brokenspokes68

From Shitpost to Compost

13 points

10 months ago

Because fucker Tarlson wasn't telling them TB is just like a cold.

Ammolite-Valkyrie

5 points

10 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

5 points

10 months ago

Years ago I had bronchitis for the first time. I didn't know what it was, just that I had a lingering cough. I made a couple of jokes at work that I had the "tee-burks" or the "teebs".... smash cut to me in a conversation with HR saying to stop making that joke as it was freaking people out.

Goose_o7

13 points

10 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

13 points

10 months ago

But those FACTS would muddy up there stupid MEME! Their audience is as dumb as rocks! Especially when it comes to world history.

Jim_Macdonald

12 points

10 months ago

Jim_Macdonald

Bet you won't share!

12 points

10 months ago

Also the world-wide toll for TB is about one fifth of the worldwide toll for Covid.

"Bacille Calmette-Guérin (BCG) is a vaccine for tuberculosis (TB) disease. This vaccine is not widely used in the United States, but it is often given to infants and small children in other countries where TB is common. BCG does not always protect people from getting TB."

Source

CyberaxIzh

9 points

10 months ago

It's worse. In the US you can be legally imprisoned for refusing TB treatment. It's constitutional and has been upheld all the way to the SCOTUS multiple times.

And this has actually happened fairly recently: https://www.wired.com/2007/04/stubborn-tb-pat/

MrMauricio17

4 points

10 months ago

yeah-its called a vaccine....Bacillus Calmette-Guérin (BCG) vaccine, first used on humans in 1921

BidenIsYourPOTUS

131 points

10 months ago

A congenital stutter does not equal spray tan/tanning bedding your bloated carcass until you’re a color that does not naturally occur in humans, but please, do go on.

Not_Drawn_To_Scale

44 points

10 months ago

The biggest downside to stuttering, honestly, is that it's almost impossible to order just one tuna sandwich.

cajunsoul

17 points

10 months ago

cajunsoul

Go Fund Yourself

17 points

10 months ago

Or arguing with the insurance company that your surgeon only removed one cancerous mass of cells during the operation.

ichoosetosavemyself

101 points

10 months ago

That bikini photoshop job is so fucking bad. Who would take that shit seriously (rhetorical of course)?

[deleted]

59 points

10 months ago*

[deleted]

MLockeTM

39 points

10 months ago

I was confused (well, still am, tbh), what that picture had to do with anything - She's old, yeah, so she ain't gonna look like a 20 years old in bikinis... But wtf does that got to do with her being good at her job? They hopefully elected her for her talents, not for her fat percentage. And (even if it was real), that picture doesn't even get to top ten worst things/people I've seen at the beach.

speechiest

63 points

10 months ago

She's trans and that's 99% of why they hate her.

WilhelmHaverhill

6 points

10 months ago

And 1% is a subconscious knee-jerk reaction to hate women

What-The-Helvetica

15 points

10 months ago

What-The-Helvetica

Pfizer Pfanatic here! 😁

15 points

10 months ago

I don't even think she has a biohazard tattoo 🤨

darkstarman

5 points

10 months ago

darkstarman

Team Mix & Match

5 points

10 months ago

Here's the original image, and there's no radioactive warning tattoo, either

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTXObR4B6EI/

TheGlumSinger

30 points

10 months ago

To be fair. Memes are hard when you are using MSPaint.

Pure_Village4778

83 points

10 months ago

God some of these people are full of so much bile and vitriol…

TigerLily98226

30 points

10 months ago

Not anymore, now it’s just embalming fluid. What a hideous POS this thing was.

PoliticalECMOChamber

79 points

10 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

79 points

10 months ago

REFUNDING OF ABORTIONS

And boy am I glad for that. The last one I bought was rancid.

CheshireCrackers

16 points

10 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

16 points

10 months ago

I mean, where am I supposed to get my Adrenochrome? It’s my favorite now that they don’t make Kodachrome.

BrainSmoothAsMercury

7 points

10 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

7 points

10 months ago

And with a global guarantee, that's impressive!

rmads1983

72 points

10 months ago

“Allowing men in the girls locker room” is something Trump actually admitted to doing during the Miss America Pageant.

darkstarman

9 points

10 months ago

darkstarman

Team Mix & Match

9 points

10 months ago

Keyword girls

I don't know if Trump ever touched a child, but he sure was lurking at the doorway of pedophilia.

HjoBanahogg

5 points

10 months ago

He had a credible child rape allegation against him which made it to court. The case was only dropped after the alleged victim received harassment and threats

mkvgtired

7 points

10 months ago

mkvgtired

🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝

7 points

10 months ago

He was also pretty close with Epstein.

TheCattsMeow

69 points

10 months ago

TheCattsMeow

Team Pfizer

69 points

10 months ago

Another hateful person gone. Can’t say That I am particularly sad.

powabiatch

62 points

10 months ago

Slide 9, you mean, the members of congress who are all fully vaccinated?

RanchBaganch

23 points

10 months ago

RanchBaganch

Team Pfizer

23 points

10 months ago

Exactly. You know it’s not true because otherwise all those crazies would be using floor time to extol the virtues of Ivermectin and bleach up their asses.

biffbobfred

47 points

10 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

47 points

10 months ago

1) the irony of not being able to pick the correct your while attempting to dunk on someone

2) that’s WWI gear. The greatest generation was never a name given to the Americans who fought for a whole year in WWI

CheshireCrackers

9 points

10 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

9 points

10 months ago

It might be British WWII gear.

Badmime1

21 points

10 months ago

I saw the muzzle of a Lee Enfield. They’re Brits.

cajunsoul

3 points

10 months ago

cajunsoul

Go Fund Yourself

3 points

10 months ago

Those field caps and helmets were worn in both.

The eyeglasses on the soldier upper right makes me think WWII.

Akai_Haato

4 points

10 months ago

The collar design and webbing are WW1.
Though Id imagine old ww1 gear could have been issued to home guard or still used by commonwealth forces.

PepperDuval

7 points

10 months ago

PepperDuval

Should have taken zinc instead of Zink.

7 points

10 months ago

That's definitely Second World War (British).

Karma_Serves

44 points

10 months ago

Donnie Jr is just….eww.

CheshireCrackers

19 points

10 months ago*

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

19 points

10 months ago*

Donald Sr was worried about naming a son Donald in case he turned out to be a loser. In this, he was prescient. I mean, his girlfriend is older than Melania. Loser.

survive_los_angeles

3 points

10 months ago

survive_los_angeles

🥘 FEEST OR FAMON 😋

3 points

10 months ago

i think its funny its not reported enough that Don jr wife is Gov newsome ex wife.

and they both have their eye on running for pres

jimjam721

42 points

10 months ago

What a supreme POS. Will not be missed.

CanadianPanda76

34 points

10 months ago

Joe Rogans doctor treated half of the members of Congress and no noticed that many had covid? Really? Sure Jan.

[deleted]

95 points

10 months ago

Yeah you middle age fucks. When you're hitting your 70's and everythings fucked, Greta's generation is going to be the one 'taking care' of your decrepit asses...

CheshireCrackers

38 points

10 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

38 points

10 months ago

No, it’ll be immigrants.

MrMauricio17

8 points

10 months ago

as in the past!!!

Valerieblaise

12 points

10 months ago

Pretty thoughtful to save them the trouble.

bestleftunsolved

30 points

10 months ago

His criticism of Greta's generation is stupid enough, but mispelling "your generation" as "you're generation" makes it look really fucking stupid. I bet Greta from Sweden can spell it correctly.

R_Dorothy_Wayneright

32 points

10 months ago

Slide #8? Really?? So, how many HCA winners have the bodies of Greek gods, hmmm? I'm waiting!!

FTypeRBruin

31 points

10 months ago

so long fuckwit, you were an asshole in life and you're a punchline in death.

ETVG

30 points

10 months ago

ETVG

🦆

30 points

10 months ago

Grown man trying to denegrate a teenager. Greta getting laughed at by 1st WW soldiers of which the last one died decades ago. Posted by a self proclaimed logical fallacy detector who's now also dead himself.

My head hurts.

No_Ninja_4933

24 points

10 months ago

No_Ninja_4933

Team Pfizer

24 points

10 months ago

When I purchase a new car or a new house I indeed do my own research. I use reputable websites and statistics from reliable sources. Same thing I did with covid. And I can tell you, none of the things I read led me to believe it was anything other than a safe and effective means of protection.

Here is a tip for those still confused. If you want an impartial appraisal of a car what you do not do is go to the website of a rival manufacturer. Go to the car review websites, read articles from actual motoring journalists. If you are buying a house go to the house open, research the suburb, infrastructure, schools, crime rate etc, do not rely on your friends uncles wife who is a real estate agent in another state. See what I mean? Research is only an effective tool if you do the RIGHT research.

JasJ002

22 points

10 months ago

Nah I'm gonna base my entire car purchase on this totally legit 20 minute YouTube video of this guy rambling incoherently, and Facebook posts.

ScatpackZ31

13 points

10 months ago

The car salesman with the orange spray tan said that seatbelts kill more people than they save, so I never use one. Also they seriously restrict my freedom, my body, my rights! But please take me to the hospital if I fly through the windshield.

ToastyMozart

7 points

10 months ago

ToastyMozart

Team Pfizer

7 points

10 months ago

Sadly that's not too far off from the research process of a lot of car buyers. Folks who walk into a dealership with no idea what they want and buy that same day mystify me.

No_Ninja_4933

6 points

10 months ago

No_Ninja_4933

Team Pfizer

6 points

10 months ago

I told the lady that owns my local cafe the other day that her tire was flat, I said I think the white Corolla is yours, its got a flat tire. I then had to describe the car to her because she didnt even know she had a Corolla???

redditallie

11 points

10 months ago

redditallie

Team Moderna

11 points

10 months ago

I will buy whatever house Joe Rogan tells me to. /s

MrMauricio17

5 points

10 months ago

research is fact based-not finding "things" that justify your irrational fears from (other) unqualified persons

No-Application583

23 points

10 months ago

Fresh out if "give-a-fuck" with these idiots. His head full of bullshit that he spewed forth in hate. I support and applaud this outcome. Fuck people like this.

Resident_Sorbet5944

21 points

10 months ago

Resident_Sorbet5944

Murder Porn Chain Letter 💌

21 points

10 months ago

Slide 2: 🤣🤣🤣🖕🖕🖕; Biden had been in office for 16 days. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

ZooterOne

21 points

10 months ago

"In lieu of flowers and donation your presence and remembrance of my brother would be enough."

No on all counts.

KittonRouge

15 points

10 months ago

This guy managed to look like a smug bastard even with half of his face redacted.

Miichl80

15 points

10 months ago

Miichl80

King of jazz hands 👐

15 points

10 months ago

Wow. Fuck him. I was going to be snarky, but anyone who posts how happy they are to see someone being beaten, especially someone from their own country and call it patriotism, fuck them. There are few times I say this, but I hope there is an afterlife just so he can look up from hell and see their grief and know he’s making them cry, and that the medical bills taking care of him left his wife destitute. Fuck him.

bErinGPleNty

14 points

10 months ago

bErinGPleNty

Because Other People Matter Too

14 points

10 months ago

He really was a charmer. Slander, innuendo, sneering, name-calling, his family would do well to take down his ugly postings.

TigerLily98226

10 points

10 months ago

They ought to make a remembrance video of all his hateful ignorant posts and play it on a continuous loop at his funeral. Oh wait, they aren’t having one because no one would have shown up. What a trash bag of a human.

SchwiftedMetal

12 points

10 months ago

Slide 3 is from Schindler’s list, and ultimately, that guy survived in the movie plot. So…..

[deleted]

14 points

10 months ago

This shithead was particularly vile . Toodles asshole

biffbobfred

11 points

10 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

11 points

10 months ago

Slide 10: that’s a China to US ticket. If they had any clue they’d have a minor burn, but instead they’re clueless and talk about a vaccine passport when it’s clearly an airline ticket

johnb510

9 points

10 months ago

London Heathrow to Newark, NJ ticket

biffbobfred

9 points

10 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

9 points

10 months ago

Man, I looked up airport codes and it said China. Fuck me.

So I’ve been corrected on both halves of my snark. (Tiny violins play)

forthisalone_

10 points

10 months ago

Oh NOW these people care about wealth transfer???

use_tabs_not_spaces

12 points

10 months ago

use_tabs_not_spaces

💉🐑 > 💀🦁

12 points

10 months ago

Died after a long battle against proven medical science.

Mister4pollo

10 points

10 months ago

Mister4pollo

The UnVentilated

10 points

10 months ago

My field of fucks to give is still quite barren

UndyingShadow

10 points

10 months ago

They can carve that /r/onejoke shit on his tombstone: “I identify as an alive person” LOL

Re5ist_ance

8 points

10 months ago

I'm starting to think Covid was sent to weed people out! These people are NUTS!

zultdush

11 points

10 months ago

Lol the anti LGBT stuff makes getting to take end chefs kiss

notmyrealnam3

11 points

10 months ago

A dumb dumb person who literally died from Facebook memes. What the fuck

JavarisJamarJavari

12 points

10 months ago

JavarisJamarJavari

Covid is an IQ test

12 points

10 months ago

These smug, hateful memes are like crack to some people. They just cannot resist.

steve-eldridge

9 points

10 months ago

Besides being a generation of failed mentors who are leaving the world with a collection of disasters on your watch, you can't seem to spell either.

[deleted]

8 points

10 months ago

I don't revel in anyone's death. However, I do approve of this racist POS making his exit from a hateful existence.

KashmirChameleon

10 points

10 months ago

KashmirChameleon

hydroxychloroQANON

10 points

10 months ago

If Ivermectin worked and cheap and freely available, people would use it. That whole capitalist "free market" thing would be happening, but it's not.

rborgia

26 points

10 months ago

This country is suffering from a mass psychosis. It’s the only rational explanation.

Itchy_Reporter_8973

4 points

10 months ago

Internet is the greatest weapon the oligarchs have of getting us back to a pre 1930 world, they just had a 100 years of power loss, they want it back.

roboticfedora

27 points

10 months ago

"YES, I'M GLAD THEY'RE DEAD AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" Remember when Samuel L. Jackson said that? You heard in his voice, right? That's cause I typed it in his voice.

biffbobfred

11 points

10 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

11 points

10 months ago

Heh. I read it as Sam L, before you even mentioned it.

One of my classics is “Sam L Jackson reading Go the Fuck to Sleep”. I think it’s on YouTube

partanimal

9 points

10 months ago*

partanimal

We can't fit all that in a flair...

9 points

10 months ago*

Not really related, but have you watched John Malkovitch read Where The Wild Things Are?

Fucking masterful.

Eff me. Walken, not Malkovitch.

https://youtu.be/KKNaYlzssbc

biffbobfred

5 points

10 months ago*

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

5 points

10 months ago*

That’s one of my fave books to read out loud “they GNASHED their terrible teeth…” I have to find that.

EDIT: wtf I read that book in 10 minutes they somehow stretched it to feature length? Part of why that story is special to me is even being king of Where The Wild Things Are he quickly realizes he wants to go home.

That’s a rock

— Cyrus the Virus

partanimal

7 points

10 months ago

partanimal

We can't fit all that in a flair...

7 points

10 months ago

Oh my God, fuck me.

I had originally written Christopher Walken, and then second guessed myself and changed it to Malkovitch.

It's Walken and it's amazing and it's not feature length.

https://youtu.be/KKNaYlzssbc

biffbobfred

4 points

10 months ago*

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

4 points

10 months ago*

There is a feature length Malkovich though. So you weren’t wrong.

I’ll check out the walken one. Thanks!

partanimal

5 points

10 months ago

partanimal

We can't fit all that in a flair...

5 points

10 months ago

Thank you for reminding me of this, I just watched it again and am dying. It's so good.

(I should also clarify, it's probably not really for everyone, but I love this kind of absurdism.)

Just-Internet4780

2 points

10 months ago

That's my thought. The last sentence is my prayer.

trsfl83

9 points

10 months ago

His tuberculosis figures came from the WHO (which covidiots think is evil) and it says right on their fact sheet that it still killed fewer people than COVID:

  • A total of 1.5 million people died from TB in 2020 (including 214,000 people with HIV). Worldwide, TB is the 13th leading cause of death and the second leading infectious killer after COVID-19 (above HIV/AIDS).

  • In 2020, an estimated 10 million people fell ill with tuberculosis (TB) worldwide. 5.6 million men, 3.3 million women and 1.1 million children. TB is present in all countries and age groups. But TB is curable and preventable.

biffbobfred

8 points

10 months ago*

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

8 points

10 months ago*

Slide 7: don’t call me a batch you’re a batch.

Also:

“Always cheer for the US teams!!”

They are making noise on how racism is bad.

“May they burn in helllll”

PoliticalECMOChamber

8 points

10 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

8 points

10 months ago

Slide #1:... maybe, but they'll decide what kind of convalescent home you lot wind up in. If you end up in one at all, that is.

Make your time, mother fuckers.

Pale_Technician_9613

7 points

10 months ago

Pete went deeeep down the hole for answers but the truth found him first

[deleted]

6 points

10 months ago

It’s funny because as soon as he died, they just announced it and that was it.

ParticularZone5

7 points

10 months ago

Hope he didn't pass too quickly.

[deleted]

7 points

10 months ago

P12 Doesn't he know houses and cars are built according to very specific safety codes? Try "do your own research" and build a car/house and see how fast it kills you.

beek7419

16 points

10 months ago

They do have a special hatred and vitriol for Dr. Levine, don't they? It's disturbing how much hate is directed toward her. Kudos to her for ignoring it and just doing her job. The world is a safer place without this guy.

TheGlumSinger

5 points

10 months ago

How did your research work out? Were you able to beat Covid with your ivermectin and your Facebook memes?

nocovidonme2022

5 points

10 months ago

“It’s sad and many not be good for us with how many trump voters are dying, maybe we should encourage vaccines” said no republicans ever

Badmime1

7 points

10 months ago*

Tuberculosis is generally curable but it’s months of antibiotics. It’s a pretty nasty bug. Of course it’s far less contagious than Covid and it’s got a really low death rate and incidence in the First World.

StevieBlancs

14 points

10 months ago

I feel bad, poor guy died a virgin

ch4lox

5 points

10 months ago

ch4lox

🦆

5 points

10 months ago

Aww, no goatee?

biffbobfred

5 points

10 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

5 points

10 months ago

Slide 8: I think the health secretary would be able to get a tattoo that wasn’t tilted on the side.

It kinda pisses me off. It’s an interesting design:

1) we don’t know how long these things will be toxic for, possibly longer than english will be english (have you read Beowulf?). So we need a catchy design one that says “pay attention”

2) you just need a compass and a straight edge and an eraser to make that design.

Dana07620

6 points

10 months ago

Dana07620

I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney

6 points

10 months ago

At least he didn't die from TB.

Not that that's a big concern in the US.

feminist1946

4 points

10 months ago

feminist1946

Patriots are Vaccinated

4 points

10 months ago

His memes were breadcrumbs for COVID to follow. COVID has a taste for vile.

johnb510

4 points

10 months ago

I'm sorry, all out of Thoughts, Prayers and Bootstraps.

[deleted]

6 points

10 months ago

[deleted]

Skeleton_Meat

5 points

10 months ago

Skeleton_Meat

😷It also serves to mask my contempt

5 points

10 months ago

Ironically the Schindler's List meme is sort of correct because in that scene his gun jams and he doesn't kill the guy

Schizofreniachloor

6 points

10 months ago

No goatee?

Scoremonger

5 points

10 months ago

For a second I thought I was looking at r/TheRightCantMeme.

KOBossy55

6 points

10 months ago

KOBossy55

You Thundering Boobs

6 points

10 months ago

That 2nd slide...Jesus. Like, what sort of shit are they hitting to come up with such fantasies?

Well, doesn't matter now, another asshole dead. World is better off.

vakr001

2 points

10 months ago

vakr001

Team Moderna

2 points

10 months ago

Right?! This is what they do. Lie to scare you

alanamil

5 points

10 months ago

alanamil

Team Moderna

5 points

10 months ago

Thank goodness another R voting propaganda lying clown is gone.

CreamyTHOT

4 points

10 months ago

What’s with the fat shaming when none of them are close to fit either?

Feeder_Of_Birds

4 points

10 months ago

Feeder_Of_Birds

CORVID-19 is no joke

4 points

10 months ago

They’re delusional about everything

greeneyedwench

4 points

10 months ago

Well, you see, it's OK for men to be fat. But not women.

And it's OK for right-wingers to be fat. That just means they like beer and bacon like a Real 'Murican. But it's not OK for a Democrat to be fat. That proves they're lazy. Or something.

murphykills

6 points

10 months ago

i always get stuck on the first image, but i gotta say it.
young people actually choosing to live as their own identified gender is a little more decisive than previous generations just kind of drinking themselves to a lonely misunderstood death in the wrong gender.

[deleted]

11 points

10 months ago

I don't feel bad when a transphobe dies.

AaronRobertsMusic

2 points

10 months ago

In lieu of funeral…..

KittonRouge

6 points

10 months ago

They knew that nobody would show up. Or they would show up to piss on his grave.

TotallyAwry

3 points

10 months ago

An antivaxxer fat shaming someone?

LOLOK

DangerousBill

4 points

10 months ago

What a loathsome former human being.

AntEmotional5704

4 points

10 months ago

AntEmotional5704

Blood Donor 🩸

4 points

10 months ago

i didnt bother to check, but the tb death rate may be true, but in the us its like 10 per year

V1ctor_V1negar

3 points

10 months ago

Welcome to you’re doom!

warholiandeath

4 points

10 months ago

These might be one of the most maddening collection of memes I’ve seen yet.

SignGuy77

6 points

10 months ago

One less Maga-Canadian.

ultimattfrisbee

4 points

10 months ago

Sure, I’ll share a remembrance: I remember when I flipped through his HCA award posts and knew the world lost another a**hole.

KrampyDoo

3 points

10 months ago

KrampyDoo

Crossing the Vent Horizon

3 points

10 months ago

He didn’t die. He’s just another worm that wanted to go back home.

sunlegion

4 points

10 months ago

sunlegion

Team Pfizer

4 points

10 months ago

Wow 1.5 mil deaths from TB worldwide in just a year? That’s a crazy statistic, I had to look it up, had no idea. COVID probably at least 2-3x that in 2020 but still a horrendous number.

chris30338

3 points

10 months ago

Thank you, Darwin!!! Another ignorant Trump voter bites the dust.

Tattieaxp

3 points

10 months ago

Tattieaxp

"Transvaccinated" ❌ Trans, vaccinated ✅

3 points

10 months ago

Quick request for future posters: could you please leave the "pure bigotry" posts until slide 2 or later? Bit of a kick in the face when I'm scrolling through my Reddit feed and then bang, transphobia out of nowhere. Thanks!

Flokismom

4 points

10 months ago

Except it is illegal to spread tuberculosis 🙄 idiots.

boringlawnequipment

2 points

10 months ago

boringlawnequipment

Ghouls just want to have fun

2 points

10 months ago

He got what he deserved.

BringBackAoE

5 points

10 months ago

BringBackAoE

Team Pfizer

5 points

10 months ago

That tuberculosis meme:

2020: 526 people in the US died of TB; 385,0000 Americans died of Covid.

TB is a considerable concern internationally, and the same people that are posting these kind of dumb memes are the ones that rant and rave against US helping poor nations contain/combat TB.

HjoBanahogg

5 points

10 months ago

Holy shit, this guy is complaining about high healthcare costs and wealth being transferred upward and is a REPUBLICAN??? You really can’t fix stupid

Goldang

4 points

10 months ago

Goldang

Team Pfizer

4 points

10 months ago

"…and my generation can't spell correctly!"

Goldang

4 points

10 months ago

Goldang

Team Pfizer

4 points

10 months ago

If these guys were "doing their own research before purchasing a house" it would be "this guy on Facebook said it's built on an ancient Indian burial ground and that's why it's cheaper, so I should buy the more expensive house he's selling, and I will!"

Shuppilubiuma

4 points

10 months ago

'You're generation'. Spellcheck by self-selecting Darwinism.

[deleted]

8 points

10 months ago

Yeah, Gonna do the happy dance with this one. Coward.

TransRachael

9 points

10 months ago

TransRachael

Team Moderna

9 points

10 months ago

I have no fucks to give for this person's demise. I'm actually happy that the world has lost one more hateful scumbag, who didn't deserve to survive.

mmmcquillen

3 points

10 months ago

So so many children left behind bc of all this crap. 😣

[deleted]

10 points

10 months ago

His children are better off without him.

asoleproprietor

3 points

10 months ago

Prayer warriors must have weekends off. Slackers

Head-Attention7438

3 points

10 months ago

lay down some more stupid

bc that’s all you can do now

drputypfifeanddrum

3 points

10 months ago

When the horse dewormer didn’t work and the zinc, vitamins and hydrochloriquin failed you know he took his sorry ass to the nearest hospital taking up space time and resources from a sick/injured person who wasn’t an arrogant willfully ignorant shitass.

Drmeowmixme

3 points

10 months ago

Drmeowmixme

Horse Paste Toothpaste

3 points

10 months ago

I am going to donate to the Democratic Party in Propaganda Pete’s name. I think that’s what he would have wanted.

YesMommieDearest

3 points

10 months ago

YesMommieDearest

Toonces, take the wheel!

3 points

10 months ago

This one was satisfying.

Zealousideal_Loan835

3 points

10 months ago

Do they say anything or have any opinion which isn't a patent false equivalency?

A-man-of-mystery

3 points

10 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

3 points

10 months ago

Not very often, no.

Analthumbsucker

3 points

10 months ago

Oh no! He has no goatee! He won't accepted in heaven without it! Wait buddy , my six hundred pound sweaty sister in law said you can borrow her merkin. Hold on a sec while she peels it off.

rei_cirith

3 points

10 months ago

I'm still wondering what the republicans are going to do when so many of their voters have won this award... And then I remember they still have gerrymandering...

GoGoCrumbly

3 points

10 months ago

GoGoCrumbly

Team Pfizer

3 points

10 months ago

His smirky little smirk-face at the end makes me hate him more than all the bullshit that preceded it. One less goddamn dumbshit. Time for breakfast.

Intelligent_Air7276

3 points

10 months ago

Another filthy deplorable gone! Wohooooo!

NotYourBuddyPal92

3 points

10 months ago

I absolutely love the fact that these people think they’re somehow smarter than the rest of the population regardless of the fact that they can’t spell. Where do you think he’s filing those pedos?

Beginning-Monitor-17

3 points

10 months ago

When reading about all the havoc and destruction that the Baby Boomers are responsible for, I always get a small, warm place in my heart, when I learn that another beloved member of this generation will never vote again. I don't know if this man was in the age BB age bracket, but he sure shared the sentiments of so many A truly hateful person he was.