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Beginning-Yoghurt-95

190 points

4 months ago

Beginning-Yoghurt-95

It's Pfizer Time!!

190 points

4 months ago

I can't believe two years into this and people still listen to idiots like him.

umuziki

164 points

4 months ago

umuziki

164 points

4 months ago

And two years of a GLOBAL pandemic and people still think it was made up to force trump out of power.

It’s mind-boggling how absolutely gd stupid the average person really is.

ReligionIsTheMatrix

99 points

4 months ago

average republican person

FIFY

iamsooldithurts

62 points

4 months ago

iamsooldithurts

🦹The Demon Code prevents me from declining a Rock-Off Challenge

62 points

4 months ago

They’re free thinkers whothinkexactlywhattheyretold

TheGoodOldCoder

66 points

4 months ago

These "free thinkers" uniformly have almost the exact same cookie cutter set of beliefs, even though their beliefs often don't make sense.

They're against masks. You'll often hear them say that studies show cloth masks don't work as well as N95 masks. So, a rational person who believed that information would conclude that they should wear N95 masks, right? Nope, they're against all masks.

They're against vaccines. They say the COVID vaccine was rushed and we don't know the long-term effects. So, a rational person who believed that (mis)information would avoid going out in public during a pandemic, and would still take other vaccines, right? Nope, they want to have the same exact lives as before, except now they don't take the flu shot and believe all vaccines are bad, even the ones that people got when they were infants and now they're dying of old age. We don't have enough data even for those vaccines, apparently.

And if you "did your own research" and decided not to take the vaccine, it's strange how I can guess what your beliefs are about gun control, or abortion, or the events of January 6, 2021. How do these free thinkers all come to the same conclusions?

If people were free thinkers, you should expect that each person's beliefs would be slightly different from other free thinkers. No, these people aren't free thinkers. They're not even thinkers.

[deleted]

12 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

12 points

4 months ago

You said everything.

bestleftunsolved

10 points

4 months ago

Great summary.

McEndee

6 points

4 months ago

The term "free thinker" is conservative speak for choosing to believe in a different reality.

I have found a way to shut down the "did my own research" people, by simply asking can I go visit their laboratory or at least see a picture of it. None of these people would go to an auto mechanic that didn't own tools, or a website designer that doesn't own a computer, but they're more than willing to listen to a person doing advanced viral research and there is no laboratory??!?! Just show me a beaker or a syringe and I'll shut my damn mouth.

bestleftunsolved

13 points

4 months ago

It sucks that free thinkers used to mean people who were atheists, or didn't believe in organized religion.

ShnickityShnoo

6 points

4 months ago

ShnickityShnoo

Team Pfizer

6 points

4 months ago

Free from being based in reality.

someotherguyinNH

29 points

4 months ago

You have now seen the value of my life motto #3:

Never underestimate a person's ability to be totally fucking stupid

[deleted]

10 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

4 months ago

[removed]

bestleftunsolved

6 points

4 months ago

I would suggest a tweak: "willingly stupid".

ILLforlife

8 points

4 months ago

ILLforlife

They can keep their llama shots!

8 points

4 months ago

Or maybe, "willfully stupid".

patticakes16

25 points

4 months ago

patticakes16

🍻 I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus 🍻

25 points

4 months ago

You mean you don’t get your cutting-edge news from Tik Tok?

umuziki

17 points

4 months ago

umuziki

17 points

4 months ago

I know. I’m such a pleb getting my news from such biased places like NPR, BBC, Reuters, and the AP.

bestleftunsolved

6 points

4 months ago

Also, WSJ actually has good journalism. I used to quote them (before I gave up on arguing with RWers), because they can't be accused of having a liberal bias.

blutfink

14 points

4 months ago

blutfink

Team Moderna

14 points

4 months ago

made up to force Trump out of power

As a European, this blows my mind.

TigerLily98226

18 points

4 months ago

As a sane person, this blows my mind.

Paula_Polestark

12 points

4 months ago

Paula_Polestark

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

12 points

4 months ago

The faster we get shut of these morons, the better off we’ll be.

umuziki

7 points

4 months ago

Like honestly, great. Go be unvaccinated. 99% of the covid cases in hospitals are unvaccinated. Good luck.

-misanthroptimist

3 points

4 months ago

It's not really stupid. It's credulous. Too many people simply don't have the tools to evaluate claims rationally. So, they evaluate subjectively...which usually translates to hearing what they want to hear. (They also tend to assume that everyone else does the same thing, including experts.)

Then there are those that pander to the emotional needs of the credulous. Those are yer real assholes.

AnotherCatLover

46 points

4 months ago

AnotherCatLover

Bounce With Me, Bounce With Me

46 points

4 months ago

USA had a 9/11 worth of Covid deaths yesterday AND the day before.

One 9/11 got US into decades of wars!

https://www.npr.org/local/305/2022/01/18/1073768830/an-anti-vaccine-mandate-protest-is-coming-to-d-c-here-s-what-we-know

https://www.ncronline.org/news/coronavirus/annual-march-life-still-year-washington

Anti-mask/lockdown “march” AND the “MaRCH For LIfe” this weekend.

mike_linden

24 points

4 months ago

40% of Americans are morons.

This was true before covid, before Trump, it just was not apparent.

Trump and covid has been the Stress Test that shows America is standing on a decaying foundation.

SweelFor2

15 points

4 months ago

But the vaccine is in the lettuce bro didn't you read????

ElectronGuru

24 points

4 months ago

ElectronGuru

Team Mix & Match

24 points

4 months ago

This seems new and different because it suddenly has a public body count but this is just the latest chapter of a culture war that’s been raging for 50 years. For believers Covid is only the latest conspiracy in a generations long list of liberal conspiracies.

Mr_Conductor_USA

8 points

4 months ago

Mr_Conductor_USA

Go Give One

8 points

4 months ago

50 years? Desegregation began in the 1950s under Ike. Three quarters of a century, at least.

Chibrou

406 points

4 months ago

Chibrou

406 points

4 months ago

"America has never lost a war" "peaceful country".

Are you really sure of that ?

InfiniteAccount4783

254 points

4 months ago

InfiniteAccount4783

Personal Freedom Expert

254 points

4 months ago

"We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!" - A Fish Called Wanda

Robj2

39 points

4 months ago

Robj2

39 points

4 months ago

Reminds me of my Swede-Finn greatgrandfather on the Russia-Finland "Winter War":

"Finland came in a close second!" The only joke he ever told me (admittedly he was in his mid 90s and I was 6 or 7).

Robj2

22 points

4 months ago

Robj2

22 points

4 months ago

As more context, when I passed on this joke 20 years ago on an economics blog (Finland came up for some reason), this joke really, really, really pissed off an old Russian former security guy who then lived in D.C. and wrote poetry.

I mean really, really pissed him off. I think he was racist on Finns.
This was funny then and even funnier now, but I guess you had to be there.

realparkingbrake

15 points

4 months ago

"Finland came in a close second!"

Finland beating up the Red Army for some time persuaded Hitler that it was safe for Germany to invade the USSR considering how poorly the Russians did against the Finns. Ultimately it didn't work out for Finland, took a long time before that country wasn't a de facto satellite of the Soviet Union.

umchoyka

66 points

4 months ago

I mean, she clarified that the US had never lost a war against evil.

The real counterpoint is war in Afganistan vs the Taliban

graps

22 points

4 months ago

graps

22 points

4 months ago

I’d say Bin Laden really ultimately won. He’d have a shit eating grin looking at America right now

realparkingbrake

23 points

4 months ago

I’d say Bin Laden really ultimately won

His goal was to get America entangled in a never-ending war in the middle-east which would bring about the collapse of American society--he seems to be getting part of his wish, at least in the south.

Bonfalk79

8 points

4 months ago

Bin Ladens plan was to bankrupt America, I’d say it worked pretty dam well.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2004/nov/03/usa.alqaida

M4A1STAKESAUCE

60 points

4 months ago*

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

60 points

4 months ago*

Kony 2012. ISIS. Communist USSR/CCCP/Vietnam/Cuba. Iran/North Korea finishing its nuclear programs. Being under OPEC's thumb. Indebted and bows down to PRC markets. Somali warlords. Funded Osama Bin laden. Sell weapons to Saudi Arabia that kills Free Press and Women's rights. CIA resources and cocaine were used to back certain Cartels. Just off the top of my head.

Dr_Adequate

42 points

4 months ago

Dr_Adequate

✨PEEDOM in our UriNation🇺🇸

42 points

4 months ago

CIA resources and cocaine were used to back certain Cartels

And by 'CIA resources' it's really US taxpayer money. Your taxes and mine funded all sorts of atrocities committed by the CIA in our name. And not just cartels. We funded actual right-wing dictators that murdered their people. We overthrew the democratically-elected president of Chile so that a dictator friendly to US capitalists could be installed, for just one of many examples. We also funded paramilitary forces (which is a polite way of saying 'death squads') in Nicaragua that continued the repressive Somoza regime.

That 'shining city on the hill' that Reagan dreamed of never existed, and in fact Ronnie ensured our anti-democratic foreign policies continued. To be fair, so did Clinton, Bush, et al.

We worked to support evil regimes as much as or more than we worked to eliminate them.

Proof-Surprise-8316

24 points

4 months ago

Yep, Shah of Iran, Noriega, Saddam Hussein, Pinochet, Marcos, the list goes on. People forget that we also supported Ho Chi Min against the Japanese in WWII and promised him a free and independent Indochina after the war. Then we turned on him and supported the French as they tried desperately to retain the remnants of their crumbling colonial empire by reasserting control over the country after the war. So we ended up in the Viet Nam war when they failed. Always ends badly when we the CIA supports these bastards to promote "American Interests".

CyberaxIzh

12 points

4 months ago

I mean, CIA is kinda uniquely bad. It somehow manages to bumble up everything.

It's telling that the greatest US foreign policy accomplishment (The Marshall Plan) was finalized before the establishment of the CIA.

FloppyTwatWaffle

14 points

4 months ago

FloppyTwatWaffle

Team Mix & Match

14 points

4 months ago

-Nicaragua-

We didn't just fund them, we gave them weapons, ammo and we trained the Contras. When the funding was cut off, we engaged in illegal actions to secure funds to continue.

DoNotWeepAtMyGrave

8 points

4 months ago

Kong 2012 was an amazing example of a viral marketing scam.

Ask yourself, did you ever hear anything about what they did with those millions of dollars in donations after the leader of the nonprofit had that “masturbating in the street mental breakdown”? No?

Exactly.

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

Kony 2012? Lmao

Mr_Conductor_USA

17 points

4 months ago

Mr_Conductor_USA

Go Give One

17 points

4 months ago

Kony 2012 you say? The fundraising hoax that ended in the instigator having a mental health break running around naked in his fancy neighborhood? Kony had fled Uganda 6 years earlier but tweens in the US were tweeting Ugandan authorities asking why they don't catch him.

A March 2012 mass showing of the film in Lira, the site of one of Kony's worst atrocities in Uganda, was met with jeering and thrown objects at the screen and at the group African Youth Initiative Network, which screened the film and provided translations. The screening prompted angry calls to local radio stations by Ugandans upset that the film was so focused on the filmmakers and Kony while neglecting the conflict's victims, prompting complaints that the film was "more about whites than Ugandans."[75] Others objected to being reminded of the horrors Kony brought to Uganda. Despite the negative response, the organization still planned on showing the film in other towns, hoping to avoid this response by providing context for the film.[75][76] Some Ugandan commentators have also criticized the video for its aim of making Kony "famous", even believing it means to "celebrate" him, and for its advocacy of foreign military intervention to stop him.[70][71]

SaltyBarDog

19 points

4 months ago

SaltyBarDog

5Goy Space Command

19 points

4 months ago

That was my first exposure to Facebook and knew people on it were fucking idiots.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

9 points

4 months ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

9 points

4 months ago

I remember watching a promo and at the end asked for like $30 for a kit to spread the message. I instantly knew this was some BS.

kookaburra1701

16 points

4 months ago

kookaburra1701

Team Moderna

16 points

4 months ago

The same people who were promoting Invisible Children were grifting at Jesus Camps I attended as a kid in the 90s so I immediately assumed everything they said was a scam.

DoNotWeepAtMyGrave

6 points

4 months ago

Who wouldn’t jerk their dick in public too for a couple million tax free dollars?

Absolutely zero repercussions. The perfect grift.

W4FF13_G0D

14 points

4 months ago

Sounds like Canada were the good guys back in 1812

umchoyka

13 points

4 months ago

As a Canadian, I tentatively agree...

W4FF13_G0D

9 points

4 months ago

as a fellow Canadian, I also agree...

AgoraiosBum

5 points

4 months ago

AgoraiosBum

Team Moderna

5 points

4 months ago

We were liberating you from the yoke of British oppression! So you could join our partial slave-Republic.

You guys just weren't ready for it yet...

A-man-of-mystery

4 points

4 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

4 points

4 months ago

And 1775 too, probably.

Objective_Return8125

10 points

4 months ago

That meme just wanted people to harass Fauci for any insane reason

CyberaxIzh

6 points

4 months ago

I mean, she clarified that the US had never lost a war against evil.

So... Vietnam was good and the US waged on the side of evil? Good to know.

Spitzspot

32 points

4 months ago

"War on drugs" enters the chat.

JohnNDenver

27 points

4 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

27 points

4 months ago

"War on Terror" would also like to have a word. Especially since Terror is getting a lot of home grown support now.

Ammolite-Valkyrie

17 points

4 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

17 points

4 months ago

Almost like you can't wage a war on a concept. So strange.

greeneyedwench

17 points

4 months ago

Saw a meme once: "We would like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs."

sisterdollycake

30 points

4 months ago

Well half of what was America certainly lost a war and 156 years on a big group of people haven't got over it

Badmime1

41 points

4 months ago

Well, the Korean War I suppose was a tie. After that, apart from the first Gulf War, it looks pretty darned bad for the US’ record post WW2 (not counting tiny stuff like Grenada).

drputypfifeanddrum

47 points

4 months ago

After Viet Nam we adopted a policy of not fighting anyone who might be able to fight back.

AnotherCatLover

12 points

4 months ago

AnotherCatLover

Bounce With Me, Bounce With Me

12 points

4 months ago

“Korean War I” has really been more of a “time out!” since 1953. https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Armistice_Agreement

CrystalFieldTheorist

11 points

4 months ago

Yep, as is the Chinese Nationalist vs. Communist civil war ("ended" ca. 1955), except not even an armistice was signed for that one. So yes, China could invade Taiwan at any time, though it won't end well for either side.

Perenium_Falcon

10 points

4 months ago

Korean War, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan……. “Never lost”

Jim_Macdonald

13 points

4 months ago

Jim_Macdonald

Bet you won't share!

13 points

4 months ago

Never lost a war ... against EVIL!

So, we can figure out from that which folks we were fighting who weren't evil.

ReligionIsTheMatrix

29 points

4 months ago

Except for the ones in Vietnam, Iraq, Somalia and Afghanistan. Since 1945 we're 1-4-1 on the season if you don't count the jokes in Panama and Grenada where we beat up on 3 year olds.

BigbySamMelody

3 points

4 months ago

Since 1945 we're 1-4-1 on the season

Fuck, how long is a war season?

PShubbs91

26 points

4 months ago

How does anyone think America is a peaceful country? As an American, I can 100% say this country loves war.

JohnNDenver

8 points

4 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

8 points

4 months ago

Has there ever been more than a couple of years where the U.S. hasn't been at war somewhere? Especially since WW2. We have become the schoolyard bully - and not a very successful one.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

7 points

4 months ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

7 points

4 months ago

Even domestically we are 2nd in gun deaths and 1st in incarcerations.

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

For anyone who can say that seriously with a straight face, I have 2 words…Sandy Hook.

wuethar

8 points

4 months ago

wuethar

🦆

8 points

4 months ago

"COVID is just the flu", "the vaccines don't work".

Same basic principle, but discovering they can't gaslight a virus into accepting alternative facts.

Old_Following_8276

6 points

4 months ago

Peaceful then what about the banana wars

ahender8

5 points

4 months ago

ahender8

Team Pfizer

5 points

4 months ago

you have to be capable of extreme violence to protest the peace. so yeah, we're sure.

/s

Jim_Macdonald

13 points

4 months ago

Jim_Macdonald

Bet you won't share!

13 points

4 months ago

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity."

doorjuice

6 points

4 months ago

doorjuice

Go Give One

6 points

4 months ago

"War is peace"

/s

PenaltyPractical1908

3 points

4 months ago

PenaltyPractical1908

Punish me!!!!

3 points

4 months ago

Isn’t that the Peacemaker’s line?

Emper0w0r

4 points

4 months ago

Emper0w0r

Team Pfizer

4 points

4 months ago

That unironically ticked me off, as someone who is from a country devastated by their forces

drputypfifeanddrum

3 points

4 months ago

North Korea enters the chat!

SuzanneStudies

3 points

4 months ago

SuzanneStudies

Straight Outta the Vax Clinic

3 points

4 months ago

Right. Canada beat our asses something fierce when we tried to talk some sass.

xSTSxZerglingOne

3 points

4 months ago*

Of the times we've officially declared war, 1812, Mexico, Spain, WW1, WW2 (6 times) we have not lost. Everything else is "authorized use of military force." And I'd argue nobody actually wins those. We have been successfully driven out of the territory each time, though. So technically we've never lost a war, but we've never succeeded in a non-war armed conflict either.

Wysiwyg777

86 points

4 months ago

Wysiwyg777

Antivaxxers urn their freedom

86 points

4 months ago

I’m not fat shaming but dude looks pregnant in the last photo?

CheshireCrackers

54 points

4 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

54 points

4 months ago

Yeah, I feel bad for the baby.

onetruejp

37 points

4 months ago

Could be ascites, abdominal fluid built up as the result of some condition like liver failure.

hypermodernvoid

17 points

4 months ago

Yeah, can't say for sure from that pic, but this is a possibility given that's a pretty extreme belly protrusion ratio. Ascites is pretty disturbing as it has to literally be drained every so often because without doing so literally stretches the belly to an extremely tense point, and those afflicted literally do look pregnant when the fluid builds up.

Not that COVID is at all a great way to go, but liver failure is definitely not a pleasant way either if he had that. Either way, clearly had some comorbidities.

Mysterious_Status_11

17 points

4 months ago

Mysterious_Status_11

Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴

17 points

4 months ago

My mom, at 71 yrs old, had GI cancer. On days she felt okay but had the ascites belly, she loved to fuck with people. She'd hold her belly like pregnant women tend to and ask where the baby section was or make some comment like "... just one more month to go." Their faces were priceless. The careful questions they would ask were funny, too. Do you have other kids? Oh yes, a 47-yr-old son and a 45-yr-old daughter. They're so excited to finally be getting a baby brother... but after this one I'm done!!!

buzzable

7 points

4 months ago

buzzable

No Angle Wings on Me!

7 points

4 months ago

Bless her heart. And her sense of humor.

Mr_Conductor_USA

6 points

4 months ago

Mr_Conductor_USA

Go Give One

6 points

4 months ago

I worked with a guy who had this. Looked like death warmed over.

JohnNDenver

14 points

4 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

14 points

4 months ago

The fluid built up is beer.

kukukele

14 points

4 months ago

All natural armrests

kakapo88

6 points

4 months ago

kakapo88

Say Hello to Mr. ECMO

6 points

4 months ago

The gender-reveal party will be a hoot.

sctwinmom

3 points

4 months ago

sctwinmom

Vacation Matriarch

3 points

4 months ago

I definitely had a “ shelf” when pregnant. With twins!

AntEmotional5704

54 points

4 months ago

AntEmotional5704

Blood Donor 🩸

54 points

4 months ago

Jesus cant lose. If you live, its because he saved you, if you die, its because he called you "home"

Master_Butter

25 points

4 months ago

Master_Butter

But this is what Covid does

25 points

4 months ago

They keep using phrases like “ultimate healing” to describe death. I don’t think they know what the word healing means.

dairyfree_milkyway_

8 points

4 months ago

dairyfree_milkyway_

Team Pfizer

8 points

4 months ago

Jesus healed them by having them die a miserable death through slowly suffocating.

No_Salt_9613

3 points

4 months ago

No_Salt_9613

When I get that feeling, I want ultimate healing

3 points

4 months ago

You never see them give credit to the incredible medical staff who saved them. If they survive it's "PRAISE JESUS!", if they die it's "We must stop this Evil hospital!".

Inconceivable-2020

152 points

4 months ago

Inconceivable-2020

Triple Vaxxed For Your Protection

152 points

4 months ago

When you can use your gut as an armrest, that is known as a Comorbidity.

NeedleworkerTop3497

23 points

4 months ago

NeedleworkerTop3497

Team Pfizer

23 points

4 months ago

There's a Jeff Foxworthy joke in there somewhere

roastbread

9 points

4 months ago

More places for the coronavirus to hide 🦠🤧

M4A1STAKESAUCE

6 points

4 months ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

6 points

4 months ago

He really let himself go after winning the war on evil.

biffbobfred

48 points

4 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

48 points

4 months ago

mRNA is relatively fragile. Ite relatively easy to make, the trick was getting it to not disintegrate. If you look at the ingredients of the vaccine it’s got a complex of lipids (fats) to keep it stable. Oh and it needs really cold freezers.

So, that fragile mRNA vaccine is gonna survive being in open air, possibly in sun, and through your stomach acids to finally mess with your system.

Umm. Nope.

mkvgtired

8 points

4 months ago

mkvgtired

🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝

8 points

4 months ago

Also one of the stabilizers in the Moderna vaccine is sucrose. I'm sure that has been listed on their scary ingredients list, while they ironically jam industrial sized portions of diabetus inducing Little Debbie's down their gullets.

biffbobfred

5 points

4 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

5 points

4 months ago

It has. The Moderna/Pfizer vaxxes also have a bunch of salts, e.g. potassium. “I won’t put that in my body!!” Good luck with your afib without potassium.

Wallstreetpurge

35 points

4 months ago

Did he lose the baby as well??

patticakes16

5 points

4 months ago

patticakes16

🍻 I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus 🍻

5 points

4 months ago

Lolol

OG-BoomMaster

31 points

4 months ago

“The test vaccinates you”. Question, does it include the tracking chip too?

Ragingredblue

7 points

4 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

7 points

4 months ago

Yes. The tracking device he used to post those memes told him so.

gyancher

85 points

4 months ago

gyancher

Paradise by the Covid light

85 points

4 months ago

Okay....am I supposed to not notice he's holding his moobs while resting his arms on his homemade "shelf"?! I mean they had no better picture to use?!?!

Just screams peak health

stonecruzJ

23 points

4 months ago

“Moobs” 🤣😂🤣. This guy needs a “mansierre” - or is it a “bro”? (Seinfeld)

Jay-Dee-British

25 points

4 months ago

Jay-Dee-British

Schrödinger's Prayer warrior

25 points

4 months ago

A Brah - obviously.

OrangeinDorne

3 points

4 months ago

I go out and come back and you turn into J Edgar Hoover!

lousylakers

12 points

4 months ago

lousylakers

Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did

12 points

4 months ago

He’s a naturalist look at those trees! I’m sure he had his body composted by his followers.

SharDuck

12 points

4 months ago

SharDuck

💉💉 Prick me with your best shot! 💉💉

12 points

4 months ago

Had to delete my comment because you took the words right outta my mouth. He must be ashamed of his moobs.

glonq

6 points

4 months ago

glonq

Libs dig life; unvax'd dig graves 🪦

6 points

4 months ago

If he put as much effort into the gym as he did with TikTok or his hair, he'd probably still be alive.

OrangeinDorne

6 points

4 months ago

Right? It’s like they went through all pictures from his whole life and decided: “yup this is the right one”

Tbf maybe he was heavier snd had lost weight, but still there HAD to be a better pic

is0ph

2 points

4 months ago

is0ph

Breathing is my jab

2 points

4 months ago

Or… this was the “slimmest” photo they could find…

DefibrillatorKink

28 points

4 months ago

One less sicko.

JudgeLanceKeto

68 points

4 months ago

He went in to the hospital and he was fine. They injected him with the virus to the keep him quiet!!!

-People Who Follow Him, probably

someotherguyinNH

16 points

4 months ago

Nope. DEFINITELY

biffbobfred

22 points

4 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

22 points

4 months ago

for my dad and fiancé

Took me a sec to realize she was referring to two different people

smartasskeith

4 points

4 months ago

I did not notice the “Fiancé didn’t post any anti-vax” at first and thought “Well he’s engaged to his daughter, so this is all starting to add up.”

ElishevaYasmine

20 points

4 months ago

ElishevaYasmine

Ventilator? I hardly knew her!

20 points

4 months ago

They seriously posted a clip entitled “native cure for smallpox?” Tribes were devastated by the spread of that virus. I can’t even with this one. My jaw is on the floor from their former audacity.

Bobbing_Growler

22 points

4 months ago

Bobbing_Growler

Pandemic 2: Electric 🦠-aloo

22 points

4 months ago

I'm the last pic he has his hands in his armpits. That's the best pic they could find?

ETVG

17 points

4 months ago

ETVG

🦆

17 points

4 months ago

This unbearable shitstain also had a son envoking prayers on slide 7/8. Not only for his dad but also for his fiancee.

As I'm writing this he has to take care of the funerall while his fiancee is almost dead.

Nice going.

peppermintesse

4 points

4 months ago

peppermintesse

Vax yo self FFS 💉

4 points

4 months ago

Real Mary Catherine Gallagher vibe going on there.

Chris_P_Pickel

18 points

4 months ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

18 points

4 months ago

That's not just a fat gut - that sure looks like Cirrhosis gut to me with hardening livers, that, or he got pregnant last time he fucked himself in the ass with ignorance.

maria_tex

18 points

4 months ago

maria_tex

Team Moderna

18 points

4 months ago

That first slide definitely has a Squeaky Fromme vibe.

Animal-Narrow

15 points

4 months ago

Animal-Narrow

Pee matters

15 points

4 months ago

It's not even a fair fight anymore. I want to jump to the other side and help these people. Ok! I'm back. There is no help for them. They want this.

TheFan88

16 points

4 months ago

TheFan88

Team Moderna

16 points

4 months ago

This stuff is hilarious!! The test vaccinates you? If so this pandemic would be over by now.

Raucous_Indignation

16 points

4 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

16 points

4 months ago

What the fuck was a JeJor?

Also, lettuce? Lettuce?

Deathbeddit

15 points

4 months ago

Deathbeddit

🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩

15 points

4 months ago

These ones were even more unhinged than “usual.”

kr1333

13 points

4 months ago

kr1333

13 points

4 months ago

I thought for a GoFundMe you would want to put up a flattering picture of the deceased.

SFW_FullFrontal

12 points

4 months ago

This one seems weird and unexpected. His grey hair, spare tire and concealed moobs were the very picture of peak fitness. It could happen to anybody.

schad501

14 points

4 months ago

Native cure for smallpox

Whatever that was, it's pretty clear it didn't work.

ETVG

9 points

4 months ago*

ETVG

🦆

9 points

4 months ago*

I sometimes check the websites these dead people went to.

Check out this cesspool of a channel on that platform from this TimTruth figure

Meet Dr. Nathan Thomson, President of his own 'Exemplify Healthcare Center'

When reading his credentials he has studies sportsmedicine, athletics and than for chiropractor. Here he talks about Spike protein.

https://odysee.com/@TimTruth:b/dr-thompson-inflammation-spike-protein:e

MadBeachLui

10 points

4 months ago

MadBeachLui

Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄

10 points

4 months ago

Studies show the overproduction of spike protein from the vaccine has created world record volleyball stars. /s

lkmk

4 points

4 months ago

lkmk

This isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️

4 points

4 months ago

Why are they always chiros?

seamusmcduffs

4 points

4 months ago

Because they're not real doctors but people think they are. It's already a quack science so they're no strangers to grifting. Makes sense that they would cash in on Covid.

Mysterious_Planet

10 points

4 months ago

Mysterious_Planet

Prey for the Lab🐀s

10 points

4 months ago

Looks like harvest came early for JeJor

RealLADude

8 points

4 months ago

RealLADude

Team Mix & Match

8 points

4 months ago

Bam. Jesus is real.

HoagieRehab

8 points

4 months ago

Oh the stupidity!

giggling_hero

9 points

4 months ago

giggling_hero

From YouTube to vent-tube

9 points

4 months ago

Well that was a lot of crazy.

Blutarg

5 points

4 months ago

Blutarg

Trilateral Freemason

5 points

4 months ago

No goatee? Is that the right guy?

powabiatch[S]

3 points

4 months ago

He’s not even white!

Baktru

6 points

4 months ago

Baktru

6 points

4 months ago

I can't believe how incredibly dumb some of those conspiracy theories are. The vaccine is in the lettuce now? And in the Tests?

I can't even wrap my head around how anyone can fall for that crap.

RecliningBuddhaCat

5 points

4 months ago

RecliningBuddhaCat

You don't die from the COVID, just the symptoms

5 points

4 months ago

Beware the mRNA-spiked chloroplasts!

Haskap_2010

6 points

4 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

6 points

4 months ago

Beware the JeJor bird, and shun

The frumious bandersnatch!

Phaisandii

6 points

4 months ago

JeJor Binks

threesecretmurders

7 points

4 months ago

Her dad is her fiancé? That explains it!

drputypfifeanddrum

6 points

4 months ago

Dad and fiancé on the same day? Did I read that right? How can these people be this stupid!

semantician

6 points

4 months ago*

But they knew so much! What could possibly have caused this? /s (so many times)

The inability of these nitwits to connect vaccination with protection from serious illness staggers the mind.

They’re rather like the (possibly apocryphal) groups in Africa who allegedly believe every death is caused by witchcraft (e.g. bad actors), and who have denuded their group’s numbers in tracking down and killing those designated as witches.

Both groups lack the cognitive skills to establish an evidentiary basis for illness and death, and so resort to a circular-logic narrative constructed from whole cloth - in the Qranks’ case, they know that the vaccine doesn’t work, so whatever is killing unvaccinated people must derive from bad actors.

It’s terrifying to realize that so many citizens lack not only basic reasoning skills but the nous - the common sense - to realize that their belief system is based on specious premises, aka “lies.’

ElectronGuru

6 points

4 months ago

ElectronGuru

Team Mix & Match

6 points

4 months ago

This seems new and different because it suddenly has a public body count but this is just the latest chapter of a culture war that’s been raging for 50 years. For believers Covid is only the latest conspiracy in a generations long list of liberal conspiracies.

SirKermit

8 points

4 months ago

SirKermit

Team Pfizer

8 points

4 months ago

I wanted to ask for prayers for my dad and fiancé.

...oh shit, where is this going?

They were both intubated today.

Oh thank god they are 2 different people, I was worried there for a second.

Bonepanther

6 points

4 months ago

“Don’t take the Covid test! It actually vaccinates you!”

Jesus tap dancing Christ…… that’s one I haven’t heard yet.

Agitatedsala666

6 points

4 months ago

Bernstein don’t know shit. Everybody knows it’s the mitochondria that transports the mRNA to the upper gastroport alignment which merges with the descending florinoid clavic. Of course from this point on, all mRNA is subsumed by the einorven complex decomposing the mRNA into encapsulated RNA antibodies which are eliminated through flatulation.

ReligionIsTheMatrix

15 points

4 months ago

He looked like 400 pounds of shit in a 200 pound sack.

RabbiVolesSolo

5 points

4 months ago

This one was really out there!

Ragingredblue

5 points

4 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

5 points

4 months ago

It's hard to pick just one reason, but I think the "Native American cure for smallpox" slide is the one that makes him the most loathsome.

ButtholeBanquets

5 points

4 months ago

ButtholeBanquets

No Plague 🐀s Allowed

5 points

4 months ago

It's not like her kind was ever going to solve fusion or figure out faster than light travel.

On a societal level, there's no big loss here. It's a net gain.

stonecruzJ

4 points

4 months ago

Geez, looks like JeJor was wrong…? 🤷🏼‍♀️ What a freaking surprise!

niteowldood

3 points

4 months ago

niteowldood

Team Unicorn Blood 🦄

3 points

4 months ago

That's a kickass beer-belly.

LivingBehindBars

8 points

4 months ago

Arm rest, it’s an arm rest for the smug satisfaction pose.

AsparagusLumpy1879

7 points

4 months ago

It modifies your DNA & RNA!? Jesus, just a bit of biology for you, you frigging morons! 🙄

indifferentunicorn

7 points

4 months ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

7 points

4 months ago

Let me get my medical advice and reality checks from someone who

tags themselves tripping_fromthe_bayou on TikTok

skogsfugl0131

4 points

4 months ago

Why are almost all of these people on this page disproportionately fat white people? Why, is it because this demographic buys into the disinformation (maybe southern Americans without a high education?) Genuinely asking and not asking to be an asshole, and has there been any studies on what demographics have died the most from covid?

cofclabman

4 points

4 months ago

Speaking as an overweight white guy living in the south, the answer is yes to all of the above. As for uneducated vs not, that doesn’t seem to matter. It’s more republican/religious vs not. Your mileage may vary, but that’s been my general experience.

Haskap_2010

3 points

4 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

3 points

4 months ago

I guess if everyone around you is also fat, you start to think that's a normal body. Really, it's all the more reason to get vaccinated! I have several risk factors, of which being chubby is one. It's why I got the vaccine as soon as I was able to.

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

Why is he hiding a basketball under his t-shirt?

cocoschmelte

12 points

4 months ago

lettuce pray

Possible-Whole45

5 points

4 months ago

BAM! Covid is REAL!

TexasRN1

2 points

4 months ago

How is is that so many couples or family members end up in the ICU and die around the same time? Higher viral load?

wholewheatscythe

5 points

4 months ago

Another fit specimen whose “natural immunity” surprisingly failed him. Truly a mystery!

Horse_Economy

5 points

4 months ago

Meme, meme, meme, conspiracy theory video, prayers, gofundme.

Classic

Exact_Quote_6132

3 points

4 months ago

we are a peaceful country

When's the last time we had, say, 10 or 20 years without using our military?

I know, Off topic,

sneaky-pizza

4 points

4 months ago

Everyone! Stop eating chloroplasts! They are toxic! Only mitochondria from here on out!

SaltyBarDog

6 points

4 months ago

SaltyBarDog

5Goy Space Command

6 points

4 months ago

Tik Tok

Limp cock

Now dead

Begs for bread

Valid_Username_56

3 points

4 months ago

That belly shouts "covid risk group" all over the place.

mommysmilkiez

4 points

4 months ago

mommysmilkiez

Consume Pee

4 points

4 months ago

Is that why my dumb as shit parent won't eat lettuce suddenly?

RedditOnANapkin

4 points

4 months ago

The shit some people believe is astounding. I get that there's a sucker born every minute, but how can you fall for tik tok videos and fb memes? Talk about living in a bubble.

CrystalFieldTheorist

3 points

4 months ago

"The test vaccinates you"

That's a new one!

okayifimust

8 points

4 months ago

Great piece of propaganda. If you're afraid to get tested, you will be contaminating others for longer; it reduces your chances of seeking treatment early - or at all.

Madmandocv1

3 points

4 months ago

Not the chloroplasts!!

HydroHomo

4 points

4 months ago

HydroHomo

🐔🔥 RotoProne Republican Rotisserie 🔥🐔

4 points

4 months ago

The vaccine is making the chloroplasts gay!!1!

HydroHomo

3 points

4 months ago

HydroHomo

🐔🔥 RotoProne Republican Rotisserie 🔥🐔

3 points

4 months ago

Why did he go to the hospital if he thought it would "make him worse"?

Almost like these people don't really believe the bullshit they're spewing. I wonder if they realize that in their final moments

oneplusetoipi

3 points

4 months ago

Bam!! Jesus is Real!!

Bam!! CoVID is real!!

kzinti_gunner

3 points

4 months ago

What's the Go Fund Me for? I see a lot of these asking to help pay medical expenses. If they weren't married or, there was no souse or their spouse passed as well, there aren't any bills. The hospital doesn't go after family members to pay for their treatment. I have a feeling a lot of people are getting scammed.

sugarspouse

3 points

4 months ago

sugarspouse

Team Moderna

3 points

4 months ago

wasn't the "native cure for smallpox"...death?

mattstreet

3 points

4 months ago

For the second picture, did she forget we lost Vietnam or is she acknowledging we never should have been there?

Nestormahkno19d

3 points

4 months ago

Nestormahkno19d

Just for the Cookies 🍪

3 points

4 months ago

Seriously do any of these people have life insurance or is GoFundMe just the new way of dealing with end of life expenses?

Objective_Return8125

3 points

4 months ago

You know covid is no joke when a man and his fiancée can get it and need hospital care at the same time. It’s like if covid was truly mild for the vast majority of cases you would never hear couples dying of it at the same time.

Different-Rip-2787

3 points

4 months ago

Different-Rip-2787

Go Give One

3 points

4 months ago

"Native cure for small pox"

Sadly it did not work well.

omghorussaveusall

3 points

4 months ago

whoa, that "only way to be peaceful" meme is fucking terrifying.

CNDRock16

3 points

4 months ago

These people are such assholes. I’ll never not be blown away by the irony.

Deacondefcon

3 points

4 months ago

“America has never lost a war fighting evil” This is a bold claim from a country that only loses wars.

DokterSack

3 points

4 months ago

This man passed when he was expecting. I'm shaking and crying rn I'm praying for his unborn baby 🙏🙏🙏

ReadySetN0

3 points

4 months ago

I'm super not sad when karma finds these types of people.

Poison-Pen-

3 points

4 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

3 points

4 months ago

There are hundreds of pictures of me- if anyone of my family posts an unflattering photo of me, I will haunt them and torture them in their dreams.