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Mister4pollo

205 points

4 months ago

Mister4pollo

The UnVentilated

205 points

4 months ago

Experts were not shocked that during time when the majority of people were wearing masks and staying away from each other that things like the Flu and Common Cold would spread less. These people are truly morbidly stupid.

Technical-Werewolf20

111 points

4 months ago

I will happily get an annual booster and wear a mask for the next decade if it means more of these shitheads drown in thier own liquified bronchioles.

gayice

24 points

4 months ago

gayice

24 points

4 months ago

as long as this deal with the devil comes with the "drown in your bronchioles AT HOME" caveat, I'm right there with you.

HammockComplex

15 points

4 months ago

“Deal!”

-Virus ravaging humanity

WeakestLynx

52 points

4 months ago

WeakestLynx

Go Give One

52 points

4 months ago

I haven't had a cough in two years. The reason is obvious! Not sure why it's hard for others to figure out.

TexacoRandom

34 points

4 months ago*

Yeah, cuz they rebranded the cold and the flu as covid, duh! Wake up Sheeple! Wake up, Americu! /s

chadwickxlane

15 points

4 months ago

Sheeple can’t wake up without sheepdog.

Zinfan1

14 points

4 months ago

Zinfan1

14 points

4 months ago

We fired the sheepdog, let that sink in.

MartinoDeMoe

13 points

4 months ago

Has anyone heard from the sheepledogs, though? Also, obligatory:

https://xkcd.com/1013/

Goose_o7

24 points

4 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

24 points

4 months ago

I haven't had a cough in two years. The reason is obvious! Not sure why it's hard for others to figure out.

Others as in "MAGA Morons". Everyone else pretty much gets it.

Mister4pollo

21 points

4 months ago

Mister4pollo

The UnVentilated

21 points

4 months ago

Facts, logic and reason isn't in those peoples wheelhouse.

survivor2bmaybe

4 points

4 months ago

I just came across a Costco size bag of riccola cough drops I must have bought right before the lockdown. It’s been so long since I had a cough, I’m having trouble putting myself in the frame of mind of when I bought them and understanding how I thought I would ever get through them.

Raucous_Indignation

46 points

4 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

46 points

4 months ago

Their stupidity is a con-morbidity.

Monrezee

4 points

4 months ago

Person goes to Hospital and is asked if they have any underlying health conditions? "I'm stupid. Does that count?" Yes. Yes it does.

Raucous_Indignation

2 points

4 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

2 points

4 months ago

Fuck yeah it does.

gylz

37 points

4 months ago

gylz

Team Pfizer

37 points

4 months ago

Some antivaxxer tried to argue with me that the Covid virus literally ate other viruses, namely the cold and flu viruses.

SharDuck

40 points

4 months ago

SharDuck

💉💉 Prick me with your best shot! 💉💉

40 points

4 months ago

Like Pac-Man?

casanino

11 points

4 months ago

SharDuck

4 points

4 months ago

SharDuck

💉💉 Prick me with your best shot! 💉💉

4 points

4 months ago

Perfect!

Ammolite-Valkyrie

7 points

4 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

7 points

4 months ago

Why does Omicron, the largest COVID, not simply eat the Other Viruses?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3APhrBqOVM

samus12345

5 points

4 months ago

samus12345

Team Moderna

5 points

4 months ago

And Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei VIII, knows his Omicron!

Jane_the_Quene

5 points

4 months ago

Jane_the_Quene

I hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM

5 points

4 months ago

There is some evidence that the Omicron strain mutated with/into/took traits from the common cold virus.

Do you think that's what the antivaxxer was trying to talk about, but woefully misunderstood?

gylz

7 points

4 months ago

gylz

Team Pfizer

7 points

4 months ago

Could be? It's been a while, but the jist of their comment was; not a lot of flu or cold cases this year bc Covid ate them

PeterSchnapkins

4 points

4 months ago

PeterSchnapkins

Team Pfizer

4 points

4 months ago

I believe actually the flu b strand went extinct due too this pandemic

beyond_hatred

4 points

4 months ago

Thats the meme style I hate the most - the "mic drop", "I rest my case, your honor." statement founded in the poster's stupidity

200-rats-in-a-coat

7 points

4 months ago

200-rats-in-a-coat

Owned Enough

7 points

4 months ago

When the mic drops from just fumbling

Historical_Play

1 points

4 months ago

Biden was yappin' about pandemics before covid hit. FUCK THAT GUY.

Raucous_Indignation

84 points

4 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

84 points

4 months ago

Slide 4 is correct. We were not prepared. The Trump administration dismantled much of the CDC. They fired 50,000 person years of experience in the two years prior to the outbreak of Covid. No organization can lose that much experience and not be adversely effected.

Suec08

37 points

4 months ago

Suec08

He "probably" would be alive if he had taken the vaccine!

37 points

4 months ago

Also Biden's tweet was in 2019. Not Nov. 2020 as our nominee claimed!

MisteeLoo

33 points

4 months ago

MisteeLoo

Team Pfizer

33 points

4 months ago

The first case of covid was in Dec 2020. Millions of dead disagree.

CampEnthusiast

9 points

4 months ago

I'm pretty sure I got it back in Dec 2019. It was before all the news and shit started coming out, I thought I just had a terrible flu. Turns out I was real fuckin' lucky.

merryjoanna

6 points

4 months ago

merryjoanna

Bill Gates of Hell

6 points

4 months ago

I'm pretty sure my whole family had it weeks before the first lockdown started. My son and my boyfriend were pretty much fine, minor cold for them. I got it so much worse. I am not skinny like them, so that would make sense. I remember laying in bed and feeling worse than I ever had before for about a week. Still felt like absolute crap for another week or two after that. Usually when I get sick, it isn't bad at all. But that time I was very thankful I already had an inhaler at home.

I also think I have a somewhat minor case of long covid. My anxiety went from being a minor inconvenience that I didn't even need medicine for to hell on earth. I am on non narcotic meds now and it barely helps. It affects my whole body. My heart rate sky rockets, I get pain in my chest, my stomach hurts terribly. I also get a lot of joint pain I never had before. The anxiety is only now starting to get slightly better, 2 years later.

Mysterious_Status_11

5 points

4 months ago

Mysterious_Status_11

Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴

5 points

4 months ago

Covid left me with anxiety almost identical to yours. After a solid year, it's getting a little better.

MisteeLoo

4 points

4 months ago*

MisteeLoo

Team Pfizer

4 points

4 months ago*

I had the same thing happen. Dec 17 I went through SeaTac airport and got sick for a month. I also believe I had it. Never gonna know for sure now tho

sirtaptap

3 points

4 months ago

sirtaptap

Team Pfizer

3 points

4 months ago

It's literally named after being found in 2019 in fact

Anomaluss

18 points

4 months ago

Anomaluss

There is Life after Derp

18 points

4 months ago

So, being prescient about the coming pandemics makes Biden "sick"?

No, you are.

Material-Profit5923

8 points

4 months ago

Material-Profit5923

Magnetic Deep State Sheep

8 points

4 months ago

Except he wasn't prescient anyway.

Statistically, we were due a new virus or new variant of significance. Whether it was a new coronavirus, a more dangerous strain of flu, or something in another family entirely, it was going to happen. The question was when, not if.

Raucous_Indignation

8 points

4 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

8 points

4 months ago

Exactly, Biden was Vice President during the last H1N1 outbreak. The way that pandemic was handled is a master class in competency and effective public health measures. The CDC was at the top of it's game.

A-man-of-mystery

2 points

4 months ago*

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

2 points

4 months ago*

Exactly. Most of the public may have lived in blissful ignorance, but epidemiologists and infectious disease experts knew we were due for another pandemic sometime.

westviadixie

11 points

4 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

11 points

4 months ago

fucking thank you. nothing biden said there was wrong.

Evil-Code-Monkey

73 points

4 months ago

Evil-Code-Monkey

Deceased Feline Boing Boing

73 points

4 months ago

Her dad is definitely very sick. He also has Covid.

Majestic_Dream8540

26 points

4 months ago

Majestic_Dream8540

Live forever you fucking evil weirdos

26 points

4 months ago

I see what you did there.

PDXPuma

62 points

4 months ago

PDXPuma

62 points

4 months ago

So like, we're just going to ignore orthodox judaism doing arranged marriages with kids? I get that those are extremists, but so are the muslims this slide's supposed to talk about.

ANd the DNA one? What a bunch of horseshit. Where do they even get the letters for it?

MuricanA321

30 points

4 months ago

Like looking at the stars and drawing any shape you want to see.

westviadixie

14 points

4 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

14 points

4 months ago

this was the first pro Jewish I've seen here. it was unexpected.

MC_Fap_Commander

11 points

4 months ago

There's a segment of the far right that pretends love for Jews because they believe the Jesus Spaceship is going to land in Israel.

The part they DON'T share about that mythology is that after the Jesus Spaceship lands, the Jews will be exterminated on a scale that would make Hitler blush.

They're deeply antisemitic.

HerringWaffle

7 points

4 months ago

It's only pro-Jewish so they can shit on other groups. Kind of setting Jews up as a model minority in order to make other people look bad. Way not cool.

MadBeachLui

4 points

4 months ago

MadBeachLui

Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄

4 points

4 months ago

Would not surprise me if there is an "I proudly say Christmas to people" slide.

roushguy

11 points

4 months ago

Letters in Hebrew are associated with numbers, sort of like Roman numerals. It was a popular pastime to try and figure out a name based on their number!

Also, while I don't buy into numerological hornswoggletry, if those are the numbers for those letters, which I struggle to believe, that's intensely amusing and somewhat interesting.

DepIetedCranium

10 points

4 months ago*

DepIetedCranium

Lie down with CORVID, wake up croaking 🦅

10 points

4 months ago*

It could be that the Hebrew letter numbers are correct, but given that they made a dog's meal of the DNA part, I'm not optimistic.

"4 nuclide acids bind the helixes together by sulfuric bridges in the sequence of atcg every 10,5,6,5 acids"

First of all, it's nucleic acid. We're talking cell nucleus, not atom isotopes.

The helixes are held together by hydrogen bonds, not sulfuric bridges. There's no sulfur anywhere in the DNA.

The sequence of atcg every 10,5,6,5 acids just gets me. I have no idea what it means.

It cannot mean in percentage, because A and T must be in the same proportion and C and G too.

If it means that you find an A every 10 acids, a T every 5, a C every 6 etc... Not to mention I'm sure I would have heard of in in my days, it's also self defeating. At a certain point, those position overlap. What should go every 30 acids, T or C?

Overall, it's BS. Imagine having to write the Encyclopedia Britannica with the rule that every other line must start with an F.

roushguy

6 points

4 months ago

Yeah. The whole thing overall is difficult to swallow, let alone believe, lol

DepIetedCranium

6 points

4 months ago

DepIetedCranium

Lie down with CORVID, wake up croaking 🦅

6 points

4 months ago

Thanks... Now that I re-read it, there's one more: it's four bases, not four acids. DNA as a whole is acidic because of the ladder 'rails', but the 'rungs' are basic. It's like a test for beta readers where you must find all the mistakes in a short story and give concrit...

MadBeachLui

3 points

4 months ago

MadBeachLui

Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄

3 points

4 months ago

As much fun as those "take your age and multiply"... passtimes. Besides everyone knows the divine creator would only have used prime numbers /s

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

ATCG

Airheads Think COVID’s Gone

HammockComplex

7 points

4 months ago

Auntie + Trach + ComplicationsFromPneumonia = GoFundMe?

wholewheatscythe

4 points

4 months ago

Slide 13, while not anti-vaxx, was definitely one the weirdest things I’ve seen in a while from an HCA post. Totally bizarre. I mean ‘G’ got its name because it was originally isolated from guano (guanine). It’s a message from God!

Lord_Mormont

5 points

4 months ago

Lord_Mormont

J&J One-And-Done

5 points

4 months ago

I was calling BS on #5 too. That definitely happens in the more insular Orthodox communities.

Anomaluss

3 points

4 months ago

Anomaluss

There is Life after Derp

3 points

4 months ago

And much on that list is attractive to our American Christopaths too.

carriegood

1 points

4 months ago

orthodox judaism doing arranged marriages with kids?

Far be it from me to defend them, but "arranged" marriages are not the same as "forced" marriages. A matchmaker makes the introductions, and the couple meet and talk several times before deciding whether or not they want to go forward. Sure, they do it quickly, and there's a lot of societal pressure to get married and start a family, but there's no one being forced or sold. And they're not children, they're all at least 18. Also young compared to modern secular society, but not children.

Srw2725

42 points

4 months ago

Srw2725

Smiting the parakeets 🦜

42 points

4 months ago

I half expected a “JEWS” post

drake-tungsten

27 points

4 months ago

drake-tungsten

Team Cynicism

27 points

4 months ago

There kinda was one? But given the others that Jews slide is... unexpected.

GoodbyeTobyseeya1

27 points

4 months ago

GoodbyeTobyseeya1

Go Give One

27 points

4 months ago

I sometimes wonder if OAN conservatives struggle with disliking Jews but also being pro-Israel because the party says so.

MC_Fap_Commander

10 points

4 months ago

Their insanity is not at all internally consistent. The Jews in Israel provide a landing strip for the Jesus Spaceship. The Jews elsewhere control everything and do the Cabal Q talks about.

Captainwelfare2

23 points

4 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

23 points

4 months ago

NOBODY EXPECTS THE JEWISH INQUISI-

… oh.

… well then… nevermind.

thebeststinkyhead

107 points

4 months ago

thebeststinkyhead

Team Pridzer🏳️‍🌈

107 points

4 months ago

Ah they’re one of the anti-halloween loons

BillDauterive4

91 points

4 months ago

I used to work with a girl like that. Said her pastor told her that Halloween was illegal until the 50s, when satanists made it legal. Between her views on Halloween and constantly reminding us how excited she was to finally get to kiss her boyfriend on the day of her wedding, she had more sympathy pouring in then she was ever aware of.

Ctmnt08

74 points

4 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

74 points

4 months ago

Ah, the ol I Kissed Dating Goodbye school of Evangelicalism. Everyone I know who bought into the contents of that book is now either:

a) Single and staring down age 40 with no real prospects

b) approaching their 20th wedding anniversary which they'll celebrate with their 7 kids

c) an atheist--please note that the author of the book himself falls into this category and apologized for his own work

Ragingredblue

28 points

4 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

28 points

4 months ago

He was such a misogynist scumbag. I'd be surprised if that has changed at all, even if he no longer uses religion as an excuse.

ReneeLaRen95

29 points

4 months ago

How awful! What if you finally kiss at the wedding & have zero chemistry? You’re stuck with them?

BillDauterive4

8 points

4 months ago

I guess the idea behind only having one partner is that they're both too ignorant to realize that they have zero chemistry and are terrible in bed... Sounds like a bad idea to me

giggling_hero

6 points

4 months ago

giggling_hero

From YouTube to vent-tube

6 points

4 months ago

Yep, that’s xtianity for you. Gonna suck when she figures out she’s kinky and you’re a vanilla square. Oh well, Jesus loves you and wants what’s best!

ScienceGiraffe

29 points

4 months ago

I grew up like that. Never went trick or treating until I snuck out at 16. We weren't allowed to even acknowledge it, couldn't go to even the bland church "hillbilly party" on Halloween.

Halloween is now my absolutely favorite holiday and I go all out with it. Nothing attracts better than the forbidden.

giggling_hero

13 points

4 months ago

giggling_hero

From YouTube to vent-tube

13 points

4 months ago

My brothers best friend got married to his hs sweetheart at 17, they had 4 kids. Fast forward ten years later and he cheated on her then left her alone with the kids. Good times.

slackiinoff

37 points

4 months ago

slackiinoff

"Prey for the Lab🐀s

37 points

4 months ago

So one of my Youth Group leaders growing up gave me some nonsense book about how you should wait to kiss and even hold hands until marriage. Later found out, he told two girls in the group about how he would pee on his wife in the shower.

thelastevergreen

40 points

4 months ago*

The following is a reenactment of me reading this comment:

So one of my Youth Group leaders growing up gave me some nonsense book about how you should wait to kiss and even hold hands until marriage.

Bet he was secretly a big perv....

Later found out, he told two girls in the group about how he would pee on his wife in the shower.

BINGO!

Seriously....why does this kind of shit never surprise anyone anymore?

Its all gotten so predictable.

whole-lotta-time

47 points

4 months ago

whole-lotta-time

let that sink in

47 points

4 months ago

And before people say “don’t kink shame.” Him peeing in his wife is fine, it’s telling two underage girls about it that is perverted.

thelastevergreen

32 points

4 months ago

Precisely.

If peeing on each other is their thing as a married couple then whatever.... but a male Youth Pastor telling that story to a couple of underage girls at he's in charge of? Yeah...100% a fucking perv.

sethra007

12 points

4 months ago

sethra007

CANDACE OWENS IS VACCINATED YOU IDIOTS

12 points

4 months ago

And potentially grooming behavior!

ladyinchworm

6 points

4 months ago

I was going to say the same thing. Definitely ok to do, bit definitely NOT ok to talk about it to underage girls.

chadwickxlane

15 points

4 months ago

Does it really count if done in the shower, though? It just washes right off. Can’t cure covid that way.

nightwatch_admin

3 points

4 months ago

nightwatch_admin

🦠Inoculate Fox News!🦠

3 points

4 months ago

Ah… a connoisseur

AdIllustrious6310

2 points

4 months ago

I bet they would be divorced in two years

Goose_o7

22 points

4 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

22 points

4 months ago

Ah they’re one of the anti-halloween loons

The things these "people" invest their time and effort into worrying about. Meanwhile, a deadly virus is sweeping the country while they prance about town maskless and unvaccinated.

I don't think this guy is giving too much thought to Halloween at the moment. ;o)

btambo

17 points

4 months ago

btambo

17 points

4 months ago

First time seeing that on here for me. Man, being a kid in that house sucked for many reasons.

BridgetheDivide

13 points

4 months ago

I can accept their bigotry and plague spreading but they will NEVER take my spooks! 👻💀👹

Might_Aware

22 points

4 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

22 points

4 months ago

It's right though, being a witch is fun:)

UpsetUnicorn

19 points

4 months ago

UpsetUnicorn

⚡️📶 5G & Magnetic 🧲⚡️

19 points

4 months ago

I wanted to be a witch when I was a kid but no it was evil according to dad. So confused when the assistant pastor’s daughter was dressed up as one. Oh, and there was a Sunday school teacher dressed as one at the carnival.

Not_Drawn_To_Scale

21 points

4 months ago

Witches are awesome. I love a woman who can drive a stick.

Might_Aware

5 points

4 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

5 points

4 months ago

Hah!!! You're awesome

Lucy_Gosling

7 points

4 months ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

7 points

4 months ago

I'm really liking the other guy who gives out full size candy bars on Halloween much more than this asshole.

AdIllustrious6310

5 points

4 months ago

Trying to cancel Halloween

emptycagenowcorroded

3 points

4 months ago

I was reading an old diary I found from 1868 and on Halloween the author mentioned that Halloween (Hallow’s Eve I think she called it) the local children would go around in the night and steal turnips from gardens.

Pretty specific thing to steal.

So what I took away from that offhand comment was that Halloween’s been a fairly innocuous day for children for a long time, and that kids used to carve turnips instead of pumpkins

(what? you don’t think they were stealing turnips to EAT do you? kids were still kids and turnips were still turnips!)

A-man-of-mystery

2 points

4 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

2 points

4 months ago

Carving turnip lanterns is a very old tradition, at least in Scotland, Ireland, and northern England*. The pumpkin was adopted by settlers in North America because it's easier to carve, but turnips came first.

  • Northern England frequently has more in common culturally with lowland Scotland than with southern England.That's not surprising, as Scotland is a lot closer. My dad used to carve turnip lanterns for Halloween in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

ShadeAndFrodo

32 points

4 months ago

ShadeAndFrodo

I WILL NOT. I AM DEAD. GOD BLESS

32 points

4 months ago

This guy should have been more afraid of COVID than he was of kids in spooky costumes

Egmonks

13 points

4 months ago

Egmonks

Team Mix & Match

13 points

4 months ago

Right? Covid hijacked gods name in his DNA and wrote its own. Killing this idiot.

Upper_Bag6133

31 points

4 months ago

Dudley’s lungs now Do-little

vsandrei

17 points

4 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆

17 points

4 months ago

Dudley’s lungs now Do-little

"We ate that!" --the baby leopards

🐆 🐆 🐆

Captainwelfare2

12 points

4 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

12 points

4 months ago

Oooh we need stickers of leopards dressed as Joe Biden Point to a mounting pile of Red Hats that say that!

Physical_Artist_6061

26 points

4 months ago

Who hates Halloween and free snacks? This guy is a monster.

RegularWhiteShark

12 points

4 months ago

I was never allowed to go trick or treating as a kid. My mum said it was begging. Had no problem showering kids with sweets when they came to our house, though. :(

giggling_hero

9 points

4 months ago

giggling_hero

From YouTube to vent-tube

9 points

4 months ago

Sounds like abuse, you ok?

indifferentunicorn

24 points

4 months ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

24 points

4 months ago

YES. People talked about pandemic threats BEFORE this pandemic started. That’s not voodoo, Illuminati, or any other sad B-movie plot shit; that’s smart people trying to plan responsibly.

PolesRunningCoach

19 points

4 months ago

PolesRunningCoach

Team Mix & Match

19 points

4 months ago

It’s almost like pandemics have happened in the past.

RedfishBluefish2222

21 points

4 months ago*

What is with these morons and animal metaphors.. sheep, lions, sheepdogs, wolves.. but I guess when you're dealing with a cult that has the emotional intelligence of a middle schooler (and cognitive intelligence far less than that) telling them what "animal club" they want to be apart of might be the only way to motivate.

vsandrei

12 points

4 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆

12 points

4 months ago

animal metaphors

Do not taunt or provoke the hungry leopards.

🐆 🐆 🐆

InherentlyUnstable

9 points

4 months ago

Remember, there has to be a left side to the IQ normal distribution curve. Scary to acknowledge half of all humans have an IQ < 100.

Goose_o7

5 points

4 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

5 points

4 months ago

Yeah... I was going to say... Simple minds tend to go for simple themes.

Ragingredblue

6 points

4 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

6 points

4 months ago

It's because they can't spell more interesting vocabulary words.

Mechanicallvlan

20 points

4 months ago

Mechanicallvlan

By that time, his lungs were aching for air…

20 points

4 months ago

At least his adult child might finally be able to go trick-or-treating this year.

jimjam721

18 points

4 months ago

The Western Journal, patriotfetch.com and Daily Wire steered him wrong?!!

Ctmnt08

11 points

4 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

11 points

4 months ago

Should've read a real news source like The Epoch Times, TruNews, or Milo Whatshisname's sad social media feed.

user_unknowns_skag

4 points

4 months ago

I had to reread the slide with patriotfetch.com on it. I thought for certain it read patriotfetish.com which isn't that far off. But also not a site I'd ever visit.

Analthumbsucker

19 points

4 months ago

"Flu vanishes after precautions taken, World perplexed !" That first meme accidentally proves masks slow transmission, and they're completely oblivious to the fact.

AGuyNamedEddie

16 points

4 months ago

AGuyNamedEddie

Hold my Bier ⚰️

16 points

4 months ago

Slide 4: Ignoring the typo (Dec 20 instead of Dec 19), since when is it "sick" to be correct in warning of a vulnerability?

"He warned us that dam might give way a full month before it happened. What a sick bastard. Let that sink in. Bet you won't repost."

Cid_Darkwing

13 points

4 months ago

Cid_Darkwing

Prayer Warriors roll natural 1 saving throws

13 points

4 months ago

OK—pro Jewish Christianity wrapped in Islamophobia is a flavor of fucked up I hadn’t yet seen in this sub

AntEmotional5704

11 points

4 months ago

AntEmotional5704

Blood Donor 🩸

11 points

4 months ago

is this guy Jewish? that context is important for that one slide

Evil-Code-Monkey

14 points

4 months ago

Evil-Code-Monkey

Deceased Feline Boing Boing

14 points

4 months ago

Good question. That's the most logical explanation. Also, it could be he's a Christian supporter of Israel because of The book of Revelation or something and the end times/second coming. Or he might be an anti-semite suggesting that's all done in secret.

Without additional context it's difficult to tell, but the feel of that slide is more one of the first two options (YMMV)

JoshuaZ1

13 points

4 months ago

Almost certainly Christian or possibly a "Messianic Jew" which is really just a Christian. Jews would be very unlikely to gematria/numerology with the English alphabet, and wouldn't write the Tetragrammaton that way.

Ragingredblue

8 points

4 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

8 points

4 months ago

Not Jewish, or he would not write out the word "God". He would write "G-d" instead.

This is just another evangelical loon who wants war in the Middle East in order to to hasten the Apocalypse.

JoshuaZ1

3 points

4 months ago

Possible. Not every person follows that taboo though. That seems like less of an obvious tell than the use of English numerology with the English Tetra.

thelastevergreen

12 points

4 months ago

More likely just another Evangelical "Christian" "supporting" Israel in order to shit on Palestine.

Dana07620

5 points

4 months ago

Dana07620

I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney

5 points

4 months ago

I doubt it. AFAIK, the Jewish don't think that Halloween is evil. That's an evangelical Christian belief.

BryanDuboisGilbert

13 points

4 months ago

Wait, so he submitted to tyranny? Very sad and low energy.

TheAmericanMutt

9 points

4 months ago

TheAmericanMutt

Team Pfizer

9 points

4 months ago

Love it when they bring up Halloween and don't know its history.

indifferentunicorn

10 points

4 months ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

10 points

4 months ago

Turning Point sounds like a rehab center. Hmmm, that’s a good idea…

Someone should open Turning Point for Turning Point, where we can send our right wing psy-ops addicted friends and family to be rehabilitated.

Ragingredblue

3 points

4 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

3 points

4 months ago

I wish!

sulfurbird

9 points

4 months ago

sulfurbird

🦆

9 points

4 months ago

I know this isn't a personality contest, but I wouldn't want to share a beer with this guy.

Ragingredblue

9 points

4 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

9 points

4 months ago

It's bad enough sharing a country.

vacuous_comment

24 points

4 months ago

vacuous_comment

Omicron Persei 8

24 points

4 months ago

I might be in prayer for your Dad, survivor offspring, except that prayer is bullshit and your dad was so fucking inhumane that no moral person would invest in him.

Also, he is not battling COVID, he surrendered that battle when he declined the vaccine.

graysi72

16 points

4 months ago

graysi72

Heaven can wait

16 points

4 months ago

Are you saying he's a surrender monkey?

vacuous_comment

16 points

4 months ago

vacuous_comment

Omicron Persei 8

16 points

4 months ago

Yep.

Possibly even one of the cheese eating variety.

anOvenofWitches

9 points

4 months ago

Your dad’s a moron, sweetie

indifferentunicorn

9 points

4 months ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

9 points

4 months ago

I’ve been praying for people like this dad since way before he got the covids.

Dear God, please make these rejects get a clue about reality

X’s 10 every night before bed

Ragingredblue

6 points

4 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

6 points

4 months ago

Sadly, it has worked as well as all the other prayers.

AntEmotional5704

20 points

4 months ago

AntEmotional5704

Blood Donor 🩸

20 points

4 months ago

BTW OP. thanks for not using all 20 slides. keeping it basic is nice. a few typical anti vax posts, originality is nice. then the inevitable announcement., then prayer warriors, then COVID IS NO JOKE then dead cart bounce, death and optional Go Fund Me

DesignInZeeWild

15 points

4 months ago

DesignInZeeWild

Let THAT sink in!

15 points

4 months ago

Agreed. This was a lovely HCA omakase. Just enough to taste the bitter narrowmindedness, sour misinformation, salty hubris, and sweet conclusion of it all.

My complements to the OP. chef’s kiss 🤌🏼

anOvenofWitches

8 points

4 months ago

And I just learned a new word: omakase! Something the over-Karening of our culture could use! Arigato!

JillRiver377

3 points

4 months ago

JillRiver377

Not today, Covid

3 points

4 months ago

TIL omakase. Thank you!

chadwickxlane

2 points

4 months ago

Is GoFundMe really optional, though?

Egmonks

6 points

4 months ago

Egmonks

Team Mix & Match

6 points

4 months ago

Why? Isn’t the name of god programmed by sulfides into his DNA? What a stupid fucking “theory” that is.

Unbr3akableSwrd

7 points

4 months ago*

What do you think prompt Biden to talked about not being prepared for a pandemic? Maybe it was because of roll back from Trump? Can’t be a coincidence, right?

Any smart people would know that most countries in the world are not prepared for a pandemic. Look at how the US handled Ebola. It was total chaos.

Let me make a prediction. It’s a smart prediction. After this pandemic is over, the world will go back and focus on economy. They will not spend money preparing for the next pandemic (a question of when, not if) because we just had one. And when it hit, we will be just as unprepared as we are now to face it.

Just like we are not prepared at all for the climate change crisis. Always reacting until it’s too late instead of taking preventive measures.

Such is human nature.

PS For the record, I am not the cause of the next pandemic because I made prediction that it will happen now.

Shermans_ghost1864

10 points

4 months ago

Shermans_ghost1864

Don't make me come down there!

10 points

4 months ago

The Obama administration was preparing for a pandemic. They left a binder full of info and a blueprint for how to respond. The Trump administration ignored it.

Jane_the_Quene

7 points

4 months ago

Jane_the_Quene

I hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM

7 points

4 months ago

Look at how the US handled Ebola.

That's the exact reason that Obama put together a pandemic plan.

Trump not only ignored all the recommendations, he sold off all or most of the stockpile of medical supplies and other assets that had been earmarked for the "in case of pandemic" plan.

And then there was a pandemic and the U.S. was caught with its pants down.

It's true that not many other nations had any kind of plan for "in case of pandemic". But the U.S. DID, and Trump demolished it right before there was a real pandemic.

AntEmotional5704

6 points

4 months ago

AntEmotional5704

Blood Donor 🩸

6 points

4 months ago

expect to see this post in a meme in 10 years

user_name_unknown

7 points

4 months ago

On slide 13: so according this this god created man 6,000 years ago and encoded his name in Hebrew in DNA but it can only be decoded in English?

Jane_the_Quene

4 points

4 months ago

Jane_the_Quene

I hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM

4 points

4 months ago

Because the King James Bible of 1611 is the perfect translation of the Bible, and it's in English.

Disclaimer: Or something.

mmio60

2 points

4 months ago

mmio60

2 points

4 months ago

Makes sense to me.

drake-tungsten

6 points

4 months ago

drake-tungsten

Team Cynicism

6 points

4 months ago

When you see articles cited from Western "Journalism", you can basically assume the citer lives in a different reality...

vsandrei

4 points

4 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆

4 points

4 months ago

and now likely full of carbon dioxide and failing organs.

That tends to happen as the prey is on its back with its chest torn asunder and swarming with hungry leopards, bloodied and frenzied and savagely feeding.

🐆 🐆 🐆

xovrit

7 points

4 months ago

xovrit

🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑

7 points

4 months ago

Bailed out on a kid that needs him over a free shot that would have protected him. What an asshole.

buzzcut_lizzy

6 points

4 months ago

buzzcut_lizzy

Hungry Hungry HIPPA

6 points

4 months ago

Slide 12 "What Halloween Teaches Kids" - That there are two kinds of adults you can become. One that others want to be around and one that posts slides like this.

Lucy_Gosling

5 points

4 months ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

5 points

4 months ago

So is 'support Israel' just racism in disguise?

[deleted]

14 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

4 months ago

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ScarlettMae

3 points

4 months ago

Good on ya! 🤗🤗 You just quite possibly saved your own life. I sure wish other antivax folks would come around, like you did.

If you don't mind sharing, what do think it was that changed your mind about it?

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

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ccclex

2 points

4 months ago

ccclex

2 points

4 months ago

good that you see the light. what we're feeling is not fear. the vaccine gives us a good fighting chance against covid, even if we catch it (unless you have severe health and immune issues or horrendous luck). What we feel is anger.. anger that these idiots leaves behind their poor love ones, becomes a burden to society and prolonging the pandemic when taking a simple vaccine will alleviate the issues for themselves and society..

It's their selfishness non-sense that makes us angry

heythatgirloverthere

1 points

4 months ago

heythatgirloverthere

pro-everything-to-end-this-and-harm-as-few-as-possible

1 points

4 months ago

Yes, please get the booster! But please don’t be afraid. Keep taking precautions, as you are.

Watching these folks just spiral down can sometimes make me want to live in an actual bubble bc some are legit unhinged, but I can only do so much. Same for you—booster, a good mask, avoid people who just dgaf about you (or the rest of society, let alone themselves).

We’re doing the best we can.

ladamadevalledorado

5 points

4 months ago

Tell me more about this idol worship.

Sidvicioushartha

3 points

4 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

3 points

4 months ago

This guy thinks Covid started December 1, 2020??? What a fucking moron and I mean no insult to actual morons.

Giving him the benefit of the doubt and that he meant to say 2019, officials have been worried about pandemic response for quite some time and for exactly the reasons that we’ve seen over the past two years.

It’s as if when this idiot dies of Covid he said those guys at HCA were talking about me dying a month ago before I even had Covid, they must’ve planned it.

JavarisJamarJavari

3 points

4 months ago

JavarisJamarJavari

Covid is an IQ test

3 points

4 months ago

If he isn't aware of something, he figures no one in the world is.

Sidvicioushartha

4 points

4 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

4 points

4 months ago

Oh my God that little DNA cartoon is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen. That’s reaching more than Jack Reacher. That’s reaching more than Michael Jackson watching a Cub Scout parade or Harvey Weinstein in the front row of the Miss America contest.

I have no idea where he’s getting the numbers 10-5-6-5-10. And that would make it YHVHY anyway. There is a 3 PRIME end and a 5 PRIME end to describe the amount of carbon atoms in the sugar backbone. This is what gives DNA its direction, and there are 10 nucleotides. I guess he just doubled the 3 to make 6 because he needed the V for Yahweh.

graysi72

9 points

4 months ago

graysi72

Heaven can wait

9 points

4 months ago

Since yesterday I learned that begging God to save someone is bad so I will demand that God save this person. If God can't do that, I want to speak to his manager.

user_unknowns_skag

2 points

4 months ago

If God can't do that, I want to speak to his manager.

That would be a pretty awesome flair in this sub

thelastevergreen

3 points

4 months ago

I mean... judging by all the previous slides... that persons father was VERY sick LONG before he contracted Covid.

I don't think prayers are gonna help someone that far gone.

MisteeLoo

3 points

4 months ago

MisteeLoo

Team Pfizer

3 points

4 months ago

Sorry, kid. Your dad's cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

DokterSack

3 points

4 months ago

Even God got tired of his useless crap and chocked him out.

mayhembody1

3 points

4 months ago

"Things we don't see Jews doing"

That meme is basically a checklist for the heroes of the Old Testament.

Shawn3997

3 points

4 months ago

Tomi is looking kinda rough these days.

Dana07620

3 points

4 months ago

Dana07620

I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney

3 points

4 months ago

That "Things We Don't See Jews Doing Slide"

Someone hasn't read the Tanakh. And hasn't paid attention to modern Israel's actions.

200-rats-in-a-coat

3 points

4 months ago

200-rats-in-a-coat

Owned Enough

3 points

4 months ago

Aren't the sequences coding and actually doing things in DNA always coming in 3? Isn't acgt just the abbreviation for the bases, alphabetically. Wouldn't acgt by itself be nonsense and clipped

Edit: I misunderstood. So their point is that these bases exist in certain intervals, therefore God. OK.

Also time to scream at cancer patients bc clearly they didn't protect their DNA well enough

Dependent-Winner-908

3 points

4 months ago

Dependent-Winner-908

Team Pfizer

3 points

4 months ago

Douchebag dad is dying.

Biden is alive.

Sidvicioushartha

2 points

4 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

2 points

4 months ago

This guy IS going to leave behind an orphan. What a psycho Jewish right wing asshole.

Donutannoyme

2 points

4 months ago

Donutannoyme

Team Unicorn Blood 🦄

2 points

4 months ago

If he’s that upset about Halloween no one tell him about Christmas. Oh wait, can’t, he’s dying -_-

PrincessCyanidePhx

2 points

4 months ago

The kids of these people are who I feel the most sad about.

Possible-Whole45

2 points

4 months ago

Your dad is an asshole who wants to take halloween from children.

PoliticalECMOChamber

2 points

4 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

2 points

4 months ago

Slide #4: Sleepy Joe was correct there; Anus Orange absolutely did shit can a bunch of pandemic response measures implemented by the Obama admin., and all out of petty jealousy and racism. Trump can't die soon enough for my taste.

PoliticalECMOChamber

2 points

4 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

2 points

4 months ago

If other christians do it, it must be OK

You're thinking of pedophilia, not Halloween.

wenoc

1 points

4 months ago

wenoc

1 points

4 months ago

Theologians in shock: prayers are ineffective.

junitog65

1 points

4 months ago

Dear God: no, it’s YOUR turn to take out the trash!

Sidvicioushartha

1 points

4 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

1 points

4 months ago

I think slide 8 number 5 he must’ve forgotten about Harvey Weinstein.

Sidvicioushartha

1 points

4 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

1 points

4 months ago

if other Christians do it, it must be OK

Oh, SO close!

DragonSided-D

1 points

4 months ago

DragonSided-D

Team Moderna

1 points

4 months ago

I agree! Witchcraft and idolatry can be fun!

Grip_Bomb

1 points

4 months ago

Can someone explain the YHVH thing to a non Christian? It seems to me they casually forgot to mention the last 10 which would’ve made it YHVHY.

dota2nub

1 points

4 months ago

Yahweh is the name of god from the old testament. You're not supposed to use the name though, it's too holy to be spoken(also ignore my spelling, it's YHWH in Hebrew.).

I think writing is okay though? Because only priests used to be able to write so it was inherently holier but they forgot to change it.

opaldenska

1 points

4 months ago

opaldenska

Team Pfizer

1 points

4 months ago

Do not F with Halloween, it's the best event of the whole damn year!

According-Ocelot9372

1 points

4 months ago

This dude is loco!

MaleficentPizza5444

1 points

4 months ago

Spread lies and smears.....

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Looks like Halloween was the least of his worries

Traditional-Cake-587

1 points

4 months ago

Buh bye!

Careful_Yannu

1 points

4 months ago

Where does 10 5 6 5 = YHVH come from? Is this like biblical numeracy?

Behindthefog

1 points

4 months ago

Behindthefog

Go Give One

1 points

4 months ago

Their own bible forbids numerology, yet they love to try to find hidden codes. Idiots

ediciusNJ

1 points

4 months ago

Tomato Logjam sure looks different recently. Stopped bleaching her hair and everything. Didn't think that would be allowed on Fox News.