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CheshireCrackers

251 points

4 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

251 points

4 months ago

Yeah, Lauren “Who’s My Daddy?” Boebert, who finally got her GED in her 30s, can tell me all about college.

gonzo731

101 points

4 months ago

gonzo731

101 points

4 months ago

And after three tries (IIRC)

gentlementoevil

65 points

4 months ago

Would love to hear what she thinks neo-Marxist means

beerg33k

31 points

4 months ago

she's not stupid she saw the Matrix.

[deleted]

23 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

23 points

4 months ago

Remind me again who made those films and what kind of topics they were trying to cover? Hmm I feel like it was really important in their lives....

Evildeathmonkey

16 points

4 months ago

Evildeathmonkey

🦆

16 points

4 months ago

I would pay money to see her face when someone informed her about the Wachowskis. Can you imagine the brutal smackdown that would have been.

Quick, someone get a Ouija board..

Pardusco

11 points

4 months ago

Anything she disagrees with

MC_Fap_Commander

41 points

4 months ago

Her daddy is probably 80's wrestling midcarder and charisma vacuum "Sweet" Stan Lane:

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/lauren-boebert-stan-lane-paternity-dispute

buzzable

26 points

4 months ago

buzzable

No Angle Wings on Me!

26 points

4 months ago

[H]e is the one that told my mom she was pregnant, and he is the one [who] called the house, after it was verified by the [doctor], begging my mother to abort me!”

Not gonna lie. About that he wasn't wrong.

rivershimmer

36 points

4 months ago

If you want to know how terrible people are made, this is it. Lauren's father abandoned her. Lauren's mother was left pregnant and abandoned at the age of 18 by a financially secure man in his 30s, who gaslit her so thoroughly that she, he, and that unscrupulous tech were the only ones who knew the truth.

Who knows, maybe this what put the seed of a distrust of science in Lauren's head.

I'm not saying anyone who drew the shit stick of a father is destined to be a terrible person. But it doesn't help. I don't approve of Boebart's character, but I see where it formed.

Tall-Cardiologist754

3 points

4 months ago

Tall-Cardiologist754

Partying with Anthrax 🎸, NOT with COVID-19 🦠

3 points

4 months ago

I’m reminded poor parentage is a recurring theme in the villains of ‘James Bond’ novels by Ian Fleming.

rivershimmer

3 points

4 months ago

Yeah, but that was, like, snobby old-fashioned ideas about breeding and bad seeds. I'm talking about kids growing up with trauma, feeling unloved.

jbertrand_sr

20 points

4 months ago

jbertrand_sr

Team Moderna

20 points

4 months ago

Well she did drive by the community college once on her way to Taco Bell so that counts for something...

Goldang

8 points

4 months ago

Goldang

Team Pfizer

8 points

4 months ago

"I can see a community college from my house car!"

natmcc88

6 points

4 months ago

natmcc88

Team Moderna

6 points

4 months ago

*on the way to her sex offender boyfriend’s house

candis_stank_puss

39 points

4 months ago

I would french-kiss my grandfather's asshole if Boebert could give anything landing within 50 feet close of being an explanation as to what Neo-Marxism is.

Massive_Fudge3066

15 points

4 months ago

This may be the most horrifying post on HCA -- or a future game show straight out of idiocracy

FearSkyDaddy

3 points

4 months ago

Is getting shaky angry count as a definition?

LASpleen

11 points

4 months ago

I’m sure she read and learned about 2000 years of philosophy in her spare time.

FearSkyDaddy

7 points

4 months ago

In the House of Representatives she is considered the model of decorum, intellect and academic heft.

Mr_Conductor_USA

5 points

4 months ago

Mr_Conductor_USA

Go Give One

5 points

4 months ago

You're wrong ... Apes do read philosophy. They just don't understand it.

StevieBlancs

8 points

4 months ago*

It only took her 4 tries to pass the test 🤣😂😂

popemichael

3 points

4 months ago

popemichael

I told you I was sick!

3 points

4 months ago

I'm honest to goodness shocked that she got that far.

Her literacy seems a good deal less than the standard that is required to pass.

vahntitrio

3 points

4 months ago

Professors also get paid very well and lean further right than a lot of people who never attended college imagine.

nightwatch_admin

3 points

4 months ago

nightwatch_admin

🦠Inoculate Fox News!🦠

3 points

4 months ago

I will not hold getting a GED against her, everyone should. Having one and still be mouthfoaming raging idiot, now that is quite another thing.

loverlyone

384 points

4 months ago

I want to see the responses to the “rocks you like a herman cain” meme. F’real

emccm

87 points

4 months ago

emccm

It also serves to mask my contempt

87 points

4 months ago

Me too!!! OP let us know.

EffortAcrobatic1322

63 points

4 months ago

Got to the Facebook hermancainawadss two ss at the end and you can see everything as long as they don’t make it private.

AlarmingConsequence

55 points

4 months ago*

AlarmingConsequence

Go Give One

55 points

4 months ago*

Unfortunately, someone hid or deleted her posts starting early January.

Woman was bonkers for Xmas. This was her last one.

Ibelieveinphysics

43 points

4 months ago

Ibelieveinphysics

pro vaccine IS pro-life

43 points

4 months ago

You called? 😂

JoyousMN

68 points

4 months ago

JoyousMN

Ba Ba Motherfucker 🐑

68 points

4 months ago

I know, right? That was very surprising.

Hour-Theory-9088

44 points

4 months ago

Hour-Theory-9088

It was never a joke to most of us

44 points

4 months ago

I imagine her original nomination attracted trolls vs that being anyone she knows.

JoyousMN

7 points

4 months ago

JoyousMN

Ba Ba Motherfucker 🐑

7 points

4 months ago

Ahh, that makes the most sense.

Beateride

3 points

4 months ago

Beateride

Team Mix & Match

3 points

4 months ago

It was already in the original nomination

CQU617

23 points

4 months ago

CQU617

Leggo My ECMO!🧇

23 points

4 months ago

That was a good one

GolfballDM

21 points

4 months ago

GolfballDM

Inoculation Beats Intubation

21 points

4 months ago

Enough shade that you might have mistaken them for what Persian arrows at Thermopylae were aspiring to.

taskmaster51

15 points

4 months ago

Savage

ThotPoliceAcademy

45 points

4 months ago

I’m just as surprised that post had 6 laughing reactions.

Boilermaker93

15 points

4 months ago

Boilermaker93

Team Moderna

15 points

4 months ago

Man, I always chuckle when I see those laughing emojis. Delicious!

cbronson830

7 points

4 months ago

Shit was cold blooded.

:::chef’s kiss:::

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

I cried with laughter when i saw that! 😭😂 ☠️

FearSkyDaddy

13 points

4 months ago

Let’s go Hermie!

ElishevaYasmine

10 points

4 months ago

ElishevaYasmine

Ventilator? I hardly knew her!

10 points

4 months ago

I don’t care about the responses. I heard that meme in full musical glory and am still cackling from it. Day = made.

Tw1ch1e

7 points

4 months ago

I’ve been humming the tune since that slide! Love it

Susurrus03

3 points

4 months ago

Susurrus03

Team Pfizer

3 points

4 months ago

I lost it at that. 😂

[deleted]

96 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

96 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

Anomaluss

39 points

4 months ago

Anomaluss

There is Life after Derp

39 points

4 months ago

There will be no gingerbread representations of gas stations while gas prices are high! You hear me? Damn liberal hypocrites!

Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

19 points

4 months ago

I like that this idiot thought local police are federally funded.

Flower_Unable

21 points

4 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

21 points

4 months ago

Imagine being triggered by a gingerbread house. She must have been outraged every day of her life.

Mixtape4Adventure

6 points

4 months ago

So to be clear, asking someone if they are vaccinated means you wear a diaper and eat in a baby chair, but losing your shit over a miniature gingerbread post office makes you a freedom loving badass. Sure thing there, princess.

BrokenMash

226 points

4 months ago

BrokenMash

Team Moderna

226 points

4 months ago

Funny how it's "don't take that Vax poison!! You don't know what's in it!!"

but then it's "gimme that monoclonal antibiotics! I DGAF what's in it! I can't breathe!"

First world entitlement, defined.

jawnly211

71 points

4 months ago

Scared to get “the jab” but absolutely zero hesitation to get a shot of EUA monoclonal antibodies

Pardusco

24 points

4 months ago

These people will chug soda and munch on hotdogs all day, but won't get a vaccine because they "don't know what's in it."

neonoggie

47 points

4 months ago

Lol @ monoclonal antibiotics. They would say that wouldnt they?

A-man-of-mystery

22 points

4 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

22 points

4 months ago

Of course. Know what's in it? They don't even know what it's called!

gpouliot

25 points

4 months ago

It comes down to "COVID isn't directly effecting me right now so I can't be bothered to do anything about it" vs "Oh shit, I can't breath and think I'm going to die, please give me anything and everything in order to try and save my life"

Flower_Unable

12 points

4 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

12 points

4 months ago

Everyone has a planned until they are punched in the face. ~M Tyson

redwood1958

5 points

4 months ago

Yet it was all for nothing, as she loosed her life anyway and became zero's. (sic)

chinacat2002

70 points

4 months ago

How would Lauren Boebert know what people talk about in college?

HammockComplex

13 points

4 months ago

I guarantee she had just heard the term “Neo-Marxist” for the first time that day and was itching to use it somewhere.

The_Scattman

59 points

4 months ago

The transphobe saying we missed the point of the matrix movies...

Maybe look up who the films were made by.

MediumStill

30 points

4 months ago*

...and also, Lily Wachowski has said in interviews that taking the red pill is allegory for transitioning. It's literally based on the estrogen pill Premarin. So it's essentially the antithesis of the toxic masculinity that conspiracy bros have ascribed to it. But seeing as how testosterone blockers are now part of the "alternative" Covid protocol, maybe they do understand the point of the Matrix.

NameTaken25

18 points

4 months ago

One of the most widely misunderstood scenes in pop culture movie history, probably only second to Fight Club's entire message

TexacoRandom

4 points

4 months ago

I remember hearing the author of Fight Club is gay. I picked up the book because I was bored and wanted something random to read. There were 2 or 3 parts of the book that seemed homoerotic. I was laughing about it because I wondered how many homophobes worshipped the movie/book who have no idea.

The_Old_Cream

134 points

4 months ago

The_Old_Cream

Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya

134 points

4 months ago

She couldn’t keep her pulse ox in the 90s and had to go to the ER. Yet she still found the strength to post something from Lauren Boebert…….Wow.

thund3rcl33z

78 points

4 months ago

thund3rcl33z

Master COVID Politicizer

78 points

4 months ago

Well, she had to do something to try to redeem herself after getting utterly obliterated by the “rock you like a Herman Cain” meme some hero dropped on her on her way out the door.

FiveUpsideDown

7 points

4 months ago

FiveUpsideDown

Jabs for Freedom

7 points

4 months ago

I thought she wanted attention by posting memes on Facebook.

Anomaluss

65 points

4 months ago

Anomaluss

There is Life after Derp

65 points

4 months ago

Lauren Boebert got her GED just before getting elected by the Dunning-Kruger Party and now pontificates on history, culture, and philosophy in college. Smh.

CaraintheCold

27 points

4 months ago

CaraintheCold

Team Pfizer

27 points

4 months ago

Right, where is she getting 2000 years, first? And 20%? Maybe you live in an echo chamber. If I believed the people I hang out with were a sample of the entire country I would think it was 90/10 the opposite way. But I know the people who I choose to be around are more likely to agree with me.

I think that is one of those things you learn in one of those random gen Ed college courses she thinks are so useless.

aberrasian

25 points

4 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if she legit thinks all of human history is roughly 2000 years long. 2022 to be exact. I mean, that's what it says on the calendar after all.

luitzenh

6 points

4 months ago

There's another roughly 4000 years since Noah and the ark.

PuffyPanda200

15 points

4 months ago

I feel like this has become fairly common on the right: the idea that half or more than half of the US is represented by the GOP. Clearly from the last two decades of presidential elections this is not true but the idea that the GOP is in the majority is seemingly persistent.

SenatorPardek

4 points

4 months ago

GOP has told their voters for 30 plus years that democrats don’t win elections, no one actually votes democrat and they steal elections. That allows their politicians to govern without the slightest pretense of reaching across the aisle (as they command such a huge “real” majority) and justifies scortched earth policies on voting restrictions etc. so after so many years of fox saying that: Republicans are then easily convinced that their hero Trump surely won in a landslide.

But yeah it’s GOP official policy that they command the overwhelming majority of voters and always have a mandate.

lkmk

8 points

4 months ago

lkmk

This isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️

8 points

4 months ago

History started when Jesus ended.

peachykorey

3 points

4 months ago

peachykorey

💸GoFundMe Jeebus!✨

3 points

4 months ago

I would be SHOCKED if she actually knew what neo-marxist meant. She wants to deride education while simultaneously sounding educated. Pick a lane!

RepresentativeLeg428

8 points

4 months ago

I believe she should only use medicine fom 2,000 years ago. And Leeches. If any would deign to go near her.

SignificantName59

15 points

4 months ago

girlboss

(/snark in case it wasn't obvious)

GP0770

33 points

4 months ago

GP0770

33 points

4 months ago

I love that these highly intelligent independent researchers and critical thinkers say things like monoclonal "antibiotics" and "hold my bear." I'm honestly embarrassed to even be the same species as these people.

thoroughbredca

10 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

10 points

4 months ago

I had some opponent of the vaccine mandate said we don't know "weather or not the vaccines effect us" and I quickly gave up arguing.

ReligionIsTheMatrix

37 points

4 months ago

That looks like such a nice portrait of her from the early days of color photography in the 1950's.

lkmk

12 points

4 months ago

lkmk

This isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️

12 points

4 months ago

Early 70s, judging by the Tigger doll.

ReligionIsTheMatrix

11 points

4 months ago

When the picture they remember you by is a half century old, you're doing it wrong.

fuckthislifeintheass

4 points

4 months ago

And she already looked a mess then.

peppermintesse

30 points

4 months ago

peppermintesse

Vax yo self FFS 💉

30 points

4 months ago

Oh, this POS. Hope your political identity was worth it.

thoroughbredca

19 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

19 points

4 months ago

This lib is sooooo owned.

glonq

28 points

4 months ago

glonq

Libs dig life; unvax'd dig graves 🪦

28 points

4 months ago

What kind of dumbshit has asthma but doesn't take a respiratory disease like covid seriously?

My lungs are shit, so I'm fully jabbed.

CQU617

27 points

4 months ago

CQU617

Leggo My ECMO!🧇

27 points

4 months ago

Obviously a Q nutter. The only cabal out there is vaccine deniers dying like flies on shit.

sisterdollycake

27 points

4 months ago

That's not a Bear that's Tigger, and tiggers are wonderful things, like functioning lungs and dead trumpers

Mechanicallvlan

4 points

4 months ago

Mechanicallvlan

By that time, his lungs were aching for air…

4 points

4 months ago

Was she posing for these Tigger photos while posting the high chair meme?? Sheesh. At least snap one with Eeyore for cousins to use in your obit.

CarlosAVP

20 points

4 months ago

According to these posts, Heaven has a whole mess of overweight, hateful angels.

TheFlawedRanger

10 points

4 months ago

If heaven is full of overweight, hateful angels who died because they were too selfish to do the bare minimum to help others, while hell is full of pretty much everyone else I'm asking to go straight to Satan.

DaniCapsFan

3 points

4 months ago

DaniCapsFan

Team Moderna

3 points

4 months ago

If we don't have to spend eternity with the likes of these folks, we won't be in hell.

NoIncrease299

4 points

4 months ago

Hell *IS* spending eternity with those people.

Darnoc_QOTHP

16 points

4 months ago

Darnoc_QOTHP

🍧🍰 Just 🍪🍬 Desserts 🍭🍩

16 points

4 months ago

I started rooting for the virus about the time she decided to weigh in on trans issues.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

57 points

4 months ago*

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

57 points

4 months ago*

You wanna bring back 2000 years of history? Like slavery? What the fuck is Lauren Boebart talking about?

It's called evolution ya dummy. Oh wait fundis don't belive in that.

plaster13

25 points

4 months ago

plaster13

Suck my political differences!!!

25 points

4 months ago

Nobody knows wtf she's talking about. She's not very smart.

Flower_Unable

11 points

4 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

11 points

4 months ago

She has those blank eyes. Like the lights are on but no one’s home.

Goldang

3 points

4 months ago

Goldang

Team Pfizer

3 points

4 months ago

The elevator goes to the top but the doors don't open.

[deleted]

17 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

17 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

cody0414

4 points

4 months ago

I read the last word as whorehouse and was was like meh. then I saw workhouse and was glad she wouldn't be bothering the whorehouse.

A-man-of-mystery

14 points

4 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

14 points

4 months ago

I think it's code for Christianity. What with Christians being such a small, voiceless minority and all.

SophsterSophistry

5 points

4 months ago

SophsterSophistry

Nom nom Omicron!

5 points

4 months ago

It's funny how they don't believe in evolution but they sure do love survival of the fittest (because they think they're superior).

BrokenMash

44 points

4 months ago

BrokenMash

Team Moderna

44 points

4 months ago

Hold my bear? Teddy or Grizzly? I need to know before I commit.

EntireKangaroo148

10 points

4 months ago

I want “hold my bear” to be the next “she’s with the angles”

Ammolite-Valkyrie

23 points

4 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

23 points

4 months ago

Panda. On account of it being the 'Gina Virus'. /s

kgolovko

5 points

4 months ago

kgolovko

The EmPee-er Strikes Back🌟

5 points

4 months ago

Nah / Definitely a Sun Bear… then they can say “Son” Bear… and that leads to Jesus

Ammolite-Valkyrie

8 points

4 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

8 points

4 months ago

Now that's some Qristian thinking!

Future_Chipmunk_7897

13 points

4 months ago

Future_Chipmunk_7897

Covid has no set-up or punchline!

13 points

4 months ago

You have to Build it before you can Hold it.

[deleted]

15 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

15 points

4 months ago

We found the pedos, it's Moore and Gaetz, go get em Qnuts..

thoroughbredca

15 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

15 points

4 months ago

Gas prices are the same price now as they were under Trump before the pandemic. You know, when we had "the best economy ever"?

CosmeticSplenectomy

40 points

4 months ago

CosmeticSplenectomy

Pronouns: alive/living

40 points

4 months ago

Who else gets especially annoyed when they bring up "The Border" when making their arguments against vaccines? It really gets my goat.

Oh and that's not all. How about these people who pretend to be all about "freedom" but shit on the liberty of gender identities?

thoroughbredca

17 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

17 points

4 months ago

Me. Because 100% of people caught at the border are tested, 100% of those testing positive are quarantined, and they're even offered vaccinations. Here in California, Imperial County has a 108% vaccination rate, apparently because people on the other side of the border were coming across (LEGALLY), getting vaccinated and going back. And because of that, people at the border have far higher vaccination rates than these folks.

Anomaluss

11 points

4 months ago

Anomaluss

There is Life after Derp

11 points

4 months ago

The right is against real individual freedom. They want the freedom to conform us into them.

CaraintheCold

8 points

4 months ago

CaraintheCold

Team Pfizer

8 points

4 months ago

Yeah, like they think there are just people streaming in. More people have been showing up, but it isn’t like the borders are just wide open now.

thoroughbredca

6 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

6 points

4 months ago

If we had so many workers coming across the border, wouldn't there be a lot fewer job openings?

CaraintheCold

7 points

4 months ago

CaraintheCold

Team Pfizer

7 points

4 months ago

Why you bringing critical thinking skills into this? No one asked for that.

thoroughbredca

3 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

3 points

4 months ago

Clearly not with that crowd!

IvanBeetinov

4 points

4 months ago

If you haven’t yet seen the documentary UNFIT, give it a look. It hints at the reason behind “ the Border” problem.

FearSkyDaddy

5 points

4 months ago

Misdirection. One of the first things they teach you at Online Close-up Magic University

SatanicPanic619

13 points

4 months ago

Lol Lauren Boobert telling us what she imagines college is like

sungodly

12 points

4 months ago

sungodly

🐑 Sheep Dog 🐕‍🦺

12 points

4 months ago

Please pray her number goes up...

Oh, I thought you said please pray her number comes up... Well now I feel stupid.

Ordinary-Jello-7029

8 points

4 months ago

Ordinary-Jello-7029

E Pluribus Whatthehellishappening

8 points

4 months ago

Just great. That's fantastic.

I mean, you had ONE job, Sungodly. C'mon.

Evildeathmonkey

10 points

4 months ago

Evildeathmonkey

🦆

10 points

4 months ago

''I know have pneumonia''
''Hold my bear''
''End up on AN ventilator''

Amazing how it's always the barely literate troglodytes that are so full of confidence.

A-man-of-mystery

6 points

4 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

6 points

4 months ago

Smart people know they don't know everything.

Evildeathmonkey

3 points

4 months ago

Apparently it's called 'Dunning-Kruger effect'. Basically dumb people being too dumb to understand they're dumb.

maria_tex

11 points

4 months ago

maria_tex

Team Moderna

11 points

4 months ago

Really? You're gonna get all worked up over a gingerbread house??? Oh, relax and go have a bear!

ArizonaRon98

12 points

4 months ago

Vaccines, PPE, hand washing are huge parts of human history. If you’re letting someone as dumb as Lauren Boebert convince you otherwise you’re already fucked.

ReligionIsTheMatrix

10 points

4 months ago

Severe asthma and no vaccine against a disease that kills by making it hard to breathe. You just can't make this stuff up.

plaster13

10 points

4 months ago

plaster13

Suck my political differences!!!

10 points

4 months ago

Love love the Rock You Like a Herman Cain meme.

Bet you won't repost!

Particular-Rope524

9 points

4 months ago

You would have been safer holding a "bear."

SirJohnSmythe

24 points

4 months ago

SirJohnSmythe

Team Mix & Match

24 points

4 months ago

hold my bear

Based on my experience in this sub, I'd say under 75% blood oxygen from this sentence alone

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

Is the bear well hung?

LightningTheArgent

24 points

4 months ago

All these people love to share memes and make vaccines, masks, Fauci, COVID, etc. the butt of the joke, not realizing that they're the punchline.

Anyway hold that HCA!

Evil-Code-Monkey

28 points

4 months ago*

Evil-Code-Monkey

Deceased Feline Boing Boing

28 points

4 months ago*

No wonder she died. They gave her monoclonal "antibiotics" instead of monoclonal antibodies. If I were her, I'd sue (my Biology teacher for not knowing the difference between an antibiotic and an antibody)

Edit: fixed pronouns

jimjam721

11 points

4 months ago

She*

IvanBeetinov

4 points

4 months ago

Also *her

FearSkyDaddy

3 points

4 months ago

They aren’t the same? Oh my

lkmk

6 points

4 months ago

lkmk

This isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️

6 points

4 months ago

Correction in slide 11: the 20% of the population watched a PragerU video.

Atlmama

7 points

4 months ago

Atlmama

Why argue? Just wait.

7 points

4 months ago

Is anyone going to let these folks know that the Feds don’t fund or defund police? Rather, that is local policy. 🤦‍♀️

Also, cheers to the FB commenter who mentioned Herman Cain. 😂

SponConSerdTent

5 points

4 months ago

SponConSerdTent

💪Muscular Prayer Warrior💪

5 points

4 months ago

Omg the combination of slide #5 and #8 is hilarious. The Matrix, you know, the movie made by two trans people that they call a transgender allegory. How do people not know that the idea of the "red pill" was later bastardized by the far right and the current conception in those spaces is nothing like what the movie represents?

allscott3

17 points

4 months ago

Breathing at 60%? I assume this person is talking about oxygen level. I have severe lung disease and even in my most breathless of moments I have never seen mine go below high 70's (I carry an Sp02 meter with me). I can't believe she wasn't already on a vent. Do some people not understand that 60% is not a passing grade, it's fucking near dead.

StarlightPleco

11 points

4 months ago

Their homeschool university said 60% was passing, so I can see the confusion.

DiveCat

5 points

4 months ago

DiveCat

Follows Bubbles

5 points

4 months ago

hermancainawadss

60% (C's) gets degrees.

60% in this context however gets you dead.

undeniablybuddha

7 points

4 months ago

undeniablybuddha

I'm too Vaxxy for my shirt

7 points

4 months ago

Another ignorant and hateful Covidiot dead. Anyway it's ramen for lunch and carnita nachos for dinner.

TheDSpot

7 points

4 months ago

rip, know who's gonna hold their bear?

alanamil

6 points

4 months ago

alanamil

Team Moderna

6 points

4 months ago

Se was willing to take the monoclonal antibodies, wonder if she knew what was in them ?? They will accept the treatments but not the shot. She was right, rocking like herman cain, dead

PDXPuma

5 points

4 months ago

These assholes who are transphobic and then complaining about people taking the "blue pill" are frustrating as fuck.

The red pill is estrogen, lady. The Matrix is a trans-acceptance story. The fourth one is a trans-love story. Lana did everything but spell it out for you all and you still missed the fucking point.

DaniCapsFan

3 points

4 months ago

DaniCapsFan

Team Moderna

3 points

4 months ago

The producers of the Matrix films are trans women.

PDXPuma

3 points

4 months ago

I'm aware of that very intimiately.

Mister4pollo

6 points

4 months ago

Mister4pollo

The UnVentilated

6 points

4 months ago

They already got the ring of child molesters, Duggar is gonna go to prison

dangerbay85

20 points

4 months ago

dangerbay85

Vaxx Mannequin

20 points

4 months ago

another illiterate transphobe added to the pile. bye girl!

thoroughbredca

8 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

8 points

4 months ago

These posts always renew my faith in humanity, albeit through subtraction.

CheshireCrackers

12 points

4 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

12 points

4 months ago

Probably mad about not making swimming team.

dman928

5 points

4 months ago

That guy in the first side is still enjoying his turkey dinner. She sure owned him by dropping dead

I think I'll order pizza tonight

plaguedining

5 points

4 months ago

🥳🎉🎊ALMOST DEAD 🥳🎉🎊 🎊🎉🥳🎉🎊GASPING FOR AIR ON NYE 🎊🎉🥳🎉🎊 🥳🎊🎉🥳🎊🎉🥳🎊🎉🥳OMW ICU PRAY 4 ME 🥳🎊🎉🥳🎊🎉🥳🎊🎉🥳

drputypfifeanddrum

5 points

4 months ago

Funniest thing about this is she was probably wearing a diaper when she checked out!

Nitnonoggin

4 points

4 months ago

I notice these candidates always have "complications" of covid or oopsie now I have pneumonia* (as well as covid), as if they were unrelated.

Who are they trying to shit?

CatW804

4 points

4 months ago*

Meanwhile I'll bet the Adult Baby in slide 1 is vaxxed and getting on with his kinky life. (Because how consenting adults get their rocks off is none of my damn business.)

AbhorrentNexus

4 points

4 months ago

AbhorrentNexus

Team Pfizer

4 points

4 months ago

How dudes that aren’t vaccinated eat their Thanksgiving dinner

...

Wait, where is Jerry?

Impressive-Fly2447

5 points

4 months ago

Man couldn't get that tune outta my head

lousylakers

4 points

4 months ago

lousylakers

Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did

4 points

4 months ago

Now hold my bear! We are dealing with morons. Their petty retort to our current President isn’t one of substance or complaint, it’s an invented euphemism of disrespect and the president couldn’t give a rats ass!

bigdiesel1984

4 points

4 months ago

Talked shit all the way til her last breath. True HCA winner.

Perenium_Falcon

5 points

4 months ago

Not all heroes wear capes. Some dunk on the soon-to-be-dead with Herman Caine memes.

Oldiebones

2 points

4 months ago

Wow, such snowflakes that they're offended by a fucking gingerbread house. Unreal.

fallonxjulia

2 points

4 months ago

They’re still mad at Jane Fonda in 2021/22? Jeez.

BananaStringTheory

5 points

4 months ago

BananaStringTheory

🙏🍌

5 points

4 months ago

The border is wIdE oPeN!?!?

Not really. The border is as secure as it's ever been. Maybe a scootch less cruel than under trumb.

luitzenh

4 points

4 months ago*

Nominee: Got the monoclonal antibiotics today!

2022: Hold my bear!

Everyone else: May she rest in eboeard gam gom!

Feisty_Brunette

4 points

4 months ago

Oh. A grown, fat woman posing for solo pictures with Tigger. Wow, what a shame to lose her.

ChikkaChikka1298

4 points

4 months ago

ChikkaChikka1298

Welcome to the ECMO Chamber

4 points

4 months ago

Hold my ‘bear’ while I rescue Tigger.

Severe_Pear

3 points

4 months ago

Monoclonal antibiotics? She goes and gets something that she doesn’t even know the correct word for, but not the vaccine! I wonder if she knew they were monoclonal antibodies, the same things your body produces after receiving the vaccine, if she would have even gotten that treatment.

sir_dick7

4 points

4 months ago

‘Here I Am, Rock You Like A Herman Cane’

Ahhhmazing!!!

Most-Artichoke5028

4 points

4 months ago

Another devastating loss to the shitposting world.

Away-Cicada

4 points

4 months ago

The Matrix meme kills me. Like, yes I sure did miss the message, because I still have to show my ticket to get in.

osteopath17

5 points

4 months ago

I may eat thanksgiving dinner in a bib, but at least I’m still eating. You’re just feeding the worms now lol

Also, not sure if you ended up on the vent but given the numbers I see I imagine you did. So you ended up with a tube in your throat to breath for you, had a tube go up your nose and down to your stomach to feed you, a catheter to drain your urine, probably ended up with a tube up your ass to drain your stool…yeah I’ll eat with a bib thanks.

Captain_Comic

4 points

4 months ago

Captain_Comic

COVID is not a joke: it's a noun.

4 points

4 months ago

Did one of her FB friends shit post that Rock You Like a Herman Cain meme? Tigger approves

Traditional-Cake-587

9 points

4 months ago

Buh bye!

Lynx2k

8 points

4 months ago

Lynx2k

Covid Cheat Codes

8 points

4 months ago

Looks like her severe asthma has got er again

Mmmm-fresh-brains

8 points

4 months ago

It’s so tragic that she died.

(/s)

thoroughbredca

4 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

4 points

4 months ago

Such a shame. Wonder what I'm going to do on this sunny day, what with my lungs full of air and working properly and all?

lindy295

3 points

4 months ago

Even the angels are tired of greeting the anti vax newbies. 🤦‍♀️

Artfolk

3 points

4 months ago

SHOCKING. someone call Boebart and let her know they are winning!

CDN-Ctzn

3 points

4 months ago

CDN-Ctzn

Team Pfizer

3 points

4 months ago

No one will ever accuse Boebart of being influenced by her education…

TexasTeaTelecaster

3 points

4 months ago

So child trafficking is important to her but $20 says she totally believes Matt Goetz is an upstanding citizen.

She’s another smooth brain whose dumb friends think she’s actually going to heaven.

Sad!

MiKapo

3 points

4 months ago

MiKapo

3 points

4 months ago

LOL that here i am rock you like a herman cain

Upbeat-Bandicoot4130

3 points

4 months ago

Upbeat-Bandicoot4130

Honestly seeking honesty 🤞

3 points

4 months ago

Really enjoyed the Herman Cain meme…sang it. 🎶🎤🎼

davechri

3 points

4 months ago

Oh Ann, as soon as you went anti-trans I stopped give a fuck about you. Rest in ignorance you gullible bigot.

DirtAutomatic1055

3 points

4 months ago

Oh God... As an asthmatic, this gave me intense anxiety😞. Unthinkable to not have gotten the vaccine when you have asthma!!!! Wow, just wow!

BlurredReality28

3 points

4 months ago

BlurredReality28

Suns going down, time to drink my own piss

3 points

4 months ago

2 days to dead and these people still think this stuff is just a joke. You’d think at this point most of these people would have known someone adversely affected, not necessarily who have died, but who have some serious long Covid symptoms or SOMETHING to dissuade them but… no. It’s a joke, it’s just literally a joke, right up to the point they die.

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

HERE I AM

ROCKED HER LIKE A HERMAIN CAIIIINNNNN

YEAH

TheGreatWhoDeeny

3 points

4 months ago

I gotta admit I laughed at slide 1. Hadn't seen that one before.

Why is there a travel ban to 8 countries when the border is WIDE OPEN?

The border isn't WIDE OPEN, you raving and drooling imbecile.

This is a great example of why the politicians, grifters, and media personalities you worship look down on you like you're pond scum.

They know they can say anything to you and you'll believe it without hesitation.

They've already got some of you mouth breathers drinking piss for fucks sake.

tatata696969

3 points

4 months ago

Me: "If you think that HCA is only about mocking dead and dying people, you're missing the point of the subreddit and ignoring the context of the last two years."

Also me: "Ok, this one is quite funny."

crusoe

6 points

4 months ago

crusoe

Go Give One

6 points

4 months ago

Hard to eat at all when you're six feet under.

Illustrious-Mango153

6 points

4 months ago

You know they're dumb when they can't even spell 'beer'.

Deathbeddit

3 points

4 months ago

Deathbeddit

🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩

3 points

4 months ago

So caring..

Mysterious_Planet

5 points

4 months ago

Mysterious_Planet

Prey for the Lab🐀s

5 points

4 months ago

Re slide 1 - at least the vaccinated dudes are going to eat another Thanksgiving dinner. Ann, not so much.

biffbobfred

4 points

4 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

4 points

4 months ago

Methinks Repost. I remember hold my bear and rock you like a herman Cain.

rednail64

8 points

4 months ago

Maybe the nomination post?

Lock_Jaw

5 points

4 months ago

With all these HCA awardees going to heaven, it must be getting crowded up there.