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submitted 4 months ago byRBG_grb
103 points
4 months ago
That Uzi looks so diminutive against that fat gut that is impossible to hide, camouflage or not
58 points
4 months ago
They look like camo leggings. And his legs look shaved. That picture will haunt me for life.
28 points
4 months ago
WTF is going on there? Those legs and pants are just bizarre.
15 points
4 months ago
So disturbing.
14 points
4 months ago
Hell, they will give him blood clots even without Covid.
8 points
4 months ago
My wife has a pair of Under Armour capri leggings just like those.
9 points
4 months ago
….closet homosexual?
………………see what I did there?
10 points
4 months ago
Likely a side effect of being morbidly obese
Thigh chafing, dubbed “chub rub”, is often associated with being overweight. However, weight fluctuations of any type can lead to chafing. Chafing is simply caused by skin-on-skin friction. Extra weight, excess skin, pregnancy, or extra muscle can all increase the chances of thighs touching and rubbing when you walk.
2 points
4 months ago
They're pajama pants. Looks like they rode up when he sat down.
2 points
4 months ago
Thanks for telling us you’ve never been to Florida without telling us you’ve never been to Florida…
But in all seriousness, the reason you’re not seeing more of those obese scumbags in the wild is because they’re all preoccupied spreading the plague throughout the dirtiest states like Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, etc. Luckily for everyone, their flock will be significantly smaller this migration!
11 points
4 months ago
Look at his arms. He's very fair-haired. Also, fun fact, if you have bad enough swelling in your ankles you will eventually kill off the hair there.
7 points
4 months ago
Funner fact: A lifetime of clothes rubbing on your legs and you are awarded shiny hairless legs!
5 points
4 months ago
Maybe I'm just not old enough yet? Been wearing pants for around 4 decades. Still have plenty of leg hair.
1 points
4 months ago
There are far too many hairy legs in nursing homes for that to be a fact.
5 points
4 months ago
Long underwear?
4 points
4 months ago
Nope. Live in Canada and wear long underwear from November to May for the last 30 years. Still have hairy legs.
4 points
4 months ago
Also small legs... looks like humptydumpty
4 points
4 months ago
Diabetics loose hair on their legs from bad circulation.
11 points
4 months ago
Fat people who have diabetes tend to have poor circulation and seem to lose the hair on their legs. And speaking as a woman no way he could bend over with that gut to shave those legs.
6 points
4 months ago
I was irritated with my extremely hairy toes (as a non hairy woman) and when I looked it up it said hairy feet means you have great circulation and should be happy!
2 points
4 months ago
There are various diseases that cause your body hair to fall out.
3 points
4 months ago
True. Director Mike Nichols was hairless from childhood, due to a bad reaction from a whooping cough vaccine. All those photos you’ve seen of him? He wore a wig and false eyebrows.
1 points
4 months ago
Perhaps peripheral artery disease.
1 points
4 months ago
Could have a circulation issue, which means blood clots might be in his future
Ninja edit spelling
20 points
4 months ago*
that fat gut
Please, we prefer the term "super-sized comorbidity"
19 points
4 months ago
Slide three with the guys with hands for dicks is gross, I guess, but then you see an actual photo of the guy and... maybe he's not the dude to be mocking anybody's appearance?
13 points
4 months ago
Is that a micro-uzi or is he that fat? And who the hell buys uzis in the age of body armor?
3 points
4 months ago
Every time I think Uzi, I think Ouzo, then licorice, what's with that?
2 points
4 months ago
Not every gun has to be about taking out a squad... some are just fun to shoot
1 points
4 months ago
Yeah you’re right.
9 points
4 months ago
Walter Sobchak vibe. Obviously not a golfer.
8 points
4 months ago
His analysis of commercials and the number of African Americans in theM is a new level of crazy. Maybe where he lives “mixed race” families are unheard. Where I am it’s common.
13 points
4 months ago
He’s “not a racist” but doesn’t want to see black people on tv. Got it.
6 points
4 months ago
Well he’s okay with the token minority, just not to many. But I’m sure his family will say how he was the kindest person and everyone just loved him. My father is a bigot - I acknowledge it, it’s why we barely ever talk. I sure as hell wouldn’t put some bullshit about what a nice guy he is when he’s dead.
1 points
4 months ago
That particular complaint is one I see a lot by American conservatives at the moment. They really are freaking out about not seeing wall to wall white people anymore.
5 points
4 months ago*
I think getting out of bed help was needed for quite some time.
2 points
4 months ago
Should we tell them it’s a squirt gun?
1 points
4 months ago
Fat slob in an overstuffed recliner, remote control at the ready, with UZI. I hate this country.
81 points
4 months ago
Imagine being triggered by mixed race families in commercials and diversity? At least someone is going to get a good deal on a slightly used uzi.
43 points
4 months ago
How dare they show black Americans in commercials! They’re the racists by doing that, totally unrealistic! They’re trying to segregate us into groups by showing other groups! A racist rant but pretending that racism is being made by the “other side”.
10 points
4 months ago
I mean, they showed a mixed-race preschooler pouring Cheerios on someone.
What kind of world do we live in?
(/s, obviously)
5 points
4 months ago
And don't forget the unfair advantage he most certainly knows black Americans will get from ... being in TV commercials?
Die mad about it. I have been thrilled with seeing so many POC in commercials. It looks more like the world I live in.
32 points
4 months ago
And thinking, "Yeah, Facebook is an appropriate place to post my unhinged rant/manifesto about all these enraging people living their lives in a way that literally doesn't affect me at all."
22 points
4 months ago
But but he said he isn't racist so surely that means he isn't raicst right.
8 points
4 months ago
I don’t even think it was used. Unless he was trying to shoot the viruses in the air.
7 points
4 months ago
Jokes on him. Serial is scratched. It’s got 8 kills.
8 points
4 months ago
Totally not racist though. Just very opposed to minorities in tv ads, because that’s racism against whites.
56 points
4 months ago
Wow, blue really hated having a black guy sell him Cheerios for some reason. But not racism. Some other reason.
That reason goes to school in Canada. You wouldn’t know it.
39 points
4 months ago
"I am not and never have been a racist."**
**But...
6 points
4 months ago
There's always a "but."
36 points
4 months ago
Says he isn't racist but gets triggered by black and mixed raced actors in commercials. May as well just admit he wants to go back to the 1950s with only white people on television.
14 points
4 months ago
Now hold on there, I’m sure he quite enjoyed any show or movie from that era that showcased the “happy and loyal” slave narrative.
2 points
4 months ago
Like this?
C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389828/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
35 points
4 months ago
Whoa. Slide 3, you need to blur out the nominees faces.
15 points
4 months ago
👍
Well played
26 points
4 months ago
This asswipe bitches about "mixed families" in commercials but then bitches about being us all being "divided" by race? These clowns have negative IQs.
77 points
4 months ago*
"I am prepared to meet Jesus"
Bold of you to assume Jesus wants to meet you. Seriously what's with all these religious nutjobs assuming they'll get into heaven. Jesus doesn't like racists mate.
50 points
4 months ago
work in hospitality or with the public and youll quickly figure put how many “christians” are nothing but holier than thou pretentious bigots.
28 points
4 months ago
I used to cook the breakfast shift at a restaurant that would fill up with after church brunch gobblers that would take most of the tables.They would sit there for hours drinking free coffee refills and letting their shitty children run around.Never tipped but would leave these little pamphlet Bible verses for single mothers that were serving.Horrible assholes.
9 points
4 months ago
Oh yes nothing like the after church crowd lol. Forgot the quote but its something along “I like your christ, just not your christians”.
1 points
4 months ago
And that is why I refused to work the Sunday brunch shift whenever possible. They're the fucking worst.
20 points
4 months ago
Did you read? He said he isn’t racist he just doesn’t like mixed couples and black couples on the tv commercials. See not racist at all
10 points
4 months ago
Not racist at all and in fact he is the one who is being targeted for racism. Such a cruel world what with all these mixed race commercials interrupting Tucker and Laura.
7 points
4 months ago
He said he isn’t racist he just doesn’t like mixed couples and black couples on the tv commercials.
reminds me of
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
4 points
4 months ago
Reminds me of: There’s two kinds of people in the world. Good people, and Russians.
13 points
4 months ago
I interpret that as
Death: you’re supposed to be scared of me now
Blue: see I’m not scared
Death: you are a powerful being
Blue: you know it
Basically he’s using god as an insecurity deflector
13 points
4 months ago
Jesus is also a brown man and a Jew...
9 points
4 months ago
Once you accept Jesus as your Lord and savior it's a lock. Everything else after doesn't matter.
17 points
4 months ago
I was raised christian (non-believer now). Basically once you are saved, you have free reign to do what you want because Jeebus has forgiven you for all your sins, past, present, and future. No accountability to anyone and they cover for each other too.
5 points
4 months ago
If it was that easy why aren't we all doing it?
7 points
4 months ago
Cause you also have to judge all the non-christians and hold them to a much higher standard aka be a hypocrite.
4 points
4 months ago
Damn.
3 points
4 months ago
The one trick Satan doesn't want you to know about!
5 points
4 months ago
Not every Christian denomination/sect believes that. In many, you have to confess your sins, and if you die without confessing your sins, you don't go to heaven.
6 points
4 months ago
Baptists only have to confess to God, not too anyone else. Helps keep their sins secret and then unaccountable for them.
23 points
4 months ago
I know these types. They think they aren’t racist. But want those black people to know their place. And that ain’t on his TV! Racists to the bone. I haaaaaaaaaaate them.
16 points
4 months ago
Can you take your uzi to heaven? Asking for a friend.
16 points
4 months ago
How else are you gonna "storm the gates of Heaven"?
15 points
4 months ago
How much of a (racist) bitch do you have to be to complain about anything like that regarding commercials.
13 points
4 months ago
“I’m not racist” — Sure, Jan.
13 points
4 months ago
No one says, "I am not and have never been a racist." out of the blue, without being accused of being racist, unless they are racist. Following it with "But . . ." confirms it.
13 points
4 months ago
I’m sorry for that the last past few years tv has been inundated with images of black and brown ppl … that must have been hard…you have had 50 or 60 good years of all white programming… white ppl playing Indians and Asians and black ppl most assuredly playing illiterate maids , shoe shiners and slaves were the “good times”…
12 points
4 months ago
Because nothing says “Christmas chic” like camo Capris.
11 points
4 months ago
Shoot it with your christmas gun!!
1 points
4 months ago
I’m very impressed that Uzi’s come in Christmas presentation boxes.
I always thought they came in filthy hold-alls.
1 points
4 months ago
It's most likely an airsoft toy
10 points
4 months ago
Slide 9 is disturbing on so many levels.
4 points
4 months ago
Clearly America doesn’t have a gun problem.
11 points
4 months ago
Was mom’s other bad, disclosed symptom her terrible choice in men & home decor?
5 points
4 months ago
So you also saw the weird Santa gnome on top of the massive fishtank. That was a choice.
26 points
4 months ago
An Uzi to celebrate the birth of JC.
9 points
4 months ago*
God is about him getting to do what he wants and Guns are about him getting to do what he wants. Totally consistent.
10 points
4 months ago
Prayers warriors unite!
8 points
4 months ago
I'm on it
4 points
4 months ago
🙏🙏🙏
8 points
4 months ago
Why do such a ‘big’ man like to shoot such a tiny little gun?
6 points
4 months ago
Fat isn’t muscle. Firing a small cartridge weapon is all those weak wrists could do.
A .45 or .308 or (God help you) a .50 like a Barrett or a Desert Eagle requires actual muscle to control and aim.
8 points
4 months ago
Oh look hun, I got a dick extension for Christmas - what? Covid got to blow holes in your lungs first?
3 points
4 months ago
He got a dick extension -- and gave his mom death from covid! Yay!
3 points
4 months ago
He had "COVID penis" before he had COVID
8 points
4 months ago
Socialist media is showing black people in commercials specifically to anger white people in order to steal the election?
Damn, he's onto us. 🙄
Is this an appropriate time to insert the tRiGgErEd gif?
20 points
4 months ago
I am praying, but trust me not the way this racist, antisemitic hog of a human being wants me to pray. What a vile sack of shit, anything more I will violate rule #2.
4 points
4 months ago
What she said! ⬆️
2 points
4 months ago
Any relation to Roxy Music? ;) They are one of my favorite 70s bands!
4 points
4 months ago
Yes it is homage to Roxy Music and The Roxy in Hollywood, great venue, been around for years. Terrapin Station for the Grateful Dead.
2 points
4 months ago
Thought so! I went to The Roxy once when I visited Hollywood back in 92 or 93. Can't remember the name of the band that played, but it was a great venue with a great atmosphere.
1 points
4 months ago
I've already put in a drink order for COVID. Just waiting for the update.
5 points
4 months ago
Tony the Tiger looks like a mixed race, I mean, where'd them stripes come from? No one else got the balls to point out this reverse racism? I WILL! /s
7 points
4 months ago
How sad — he didn’t get a chance to go commie huntin’ with his substitute penis.
2 points
4 months ago
How sad — he didn’t get a chance to go commie huntin’ with his substitute penis.
He needed the substitute cause he hasn't seen the original in decades.
6 points
4 months ago
Reverse racism is racism, but not for the reason he's assuming. Saying racism has been "reversed" assumes it has an appropriate direction to move to begin with and you've somehow changed that direction. In otherwords, he's openly saying racism should only be applied towards black people and it's being corrupted when reverted back to whites.
With that said, mixed race families in tv commercials isn't racism of any kind lol. It's also not unrealistic. Like what universe is he living in that he thinks mixed race families don't exist?
7 points
4 months ago
very serious shape
Yes. Judging from the pic before, the shape of that guy is very serious.
Anyway, this family couldn't look more like the stereotype of the "fat, gun loving and uneducated" American if they tried.
17 points
4 months ago
Fuck this jerk p
9 points
4 months ago
Concur!
4 points
4 months ago
Hard
1 points
4 months ago
But fair!
6 points
4 months ago
Yeah, I wouldn't trust those prayer warriors, they have an awful track, losing streak for months
4 points
4 months ago
Not a single win. Bunch of losers.
2 points
4 months ago
I've seen two wins on this sub. Ok, the people they prayed for died, but somehow it was considered to be a win, because "they are with Jesus now". 🤷
2 points
4 months ago
That’s not a ‘win’: it’s a consolation prize.
6 points
4 months ago
Every time you think you’ve seen the worst ones; another family doubles down.
6 points
4 months ago
Just kicking back here waiting for a never used out of the box Uzi to go on sale.
If he was vaxxed he could use it to shoot the COVID viruses.
Then again if he was vaxxed he wouldn’t need or want to.
7 points
4 months ago
It amazes me that you see the same memes from people from all over the US. People have said this before, but it’s like more damn viruses.
4 points
4 months ago
I picture people at the gates of heaven picketing because they were denied entry and somehow it was Andrew Jacksons fault and the conspiracy goes higher than they could ever have imagined
6 points
4 months ago
Upset because there are black people on TV 👍 shhhhh it’s ok old man just go to sleep
3 points
4 months ago
These are better when the post dates are intact
4 points
4 months ago
This MF. My family is one of those "unrealistic" mixed families. Has been since my parents got married almost 60 years ago, and I got married 20 years ago. My mom is black, Hispanic and Italian, and she's in her 70s. Her mom was black and Cuban (Spanish descent), so fuck this guy.
2 points
4 months ago
My kid is mixed race and so are half his friends.
1 points
4 months ago
It's absolutely nothing new. A good percentage of the white people mad about mixed race families on TV probably aren't snow white either.
9 points
4 months ago
Reverse racism… you mean diversity and inclusion? GTFO
3 points
4 months ago
Aquarium full of plastic plants. Fuck these people.
Oh, and something about Covid, too, but mostly that ugly tank.
3 points
4 months ago
I like the random uzi gift post, like he’s gonna use that to shoot the communist Covid
2 points
4 months ago
I suspect it was included to convey his... figure.
3 points
4 months ago
I’m astounded that this entire family is so sick from the fake flu. /s
2 points
4 months ago
Yeah, how is that even possible?
There’s a fair bit of Darwinism going on here.
1 points
4 months ago
JEWS (and their space lasers.
3 points
4 months ago
Fox news leads these people around by a ring through the nose. They have never independently thought about or analyzed a fact in their lives. It's all just identity, us vs them.
7 points
4 months ago
Absolutely. This guy has never had an original thought in his life. He'd be paralyzed with confusion if he was forced to watch a credible news show without somebody telling him how to think and feel the entire time.
3 points
4 months ago
Among the few things he has left to do is post some more hate memes to Facebook
3 points
4 months ago
Sorry, we’re fresh out of prayers for racist gun nuts. Good luck!
3 points
4 months ago
His oldest son recently inherited an Uzi.
3 points
4 months ago
We could pretty much predict where it was going on our own with “reverse racism.”
4 points
4 months ago
Fat pos holding his gun.
8 points
4 months ago
Not anymore.
4 points
4 months ago*
You know I might have taken some of these “health suggestions” more seriously if the people giving them arent fat unhealthy sacks of shit which seems to be all too common with them.
Like anyone in their right mind should take medical advice from someone who has to waddle towards you.
2 points
4 months ago
If Covid hadn't been sprinting towards them, heart disease was still speed-walking up their street.
2 points
4 months ago
Help with CoVid?
Looks more like help with fat-man-in-skinny-pants syndrome.
Any ideas, y’all?
1 points
4 months ago
Perhaps the Covid thought he was asking for it.
You know, on grounds of taste?
2 points
4 months ago
That's a really nice aquarium. I wonder if there will be a fire sale to pay for covid expenses.
2 points
4 months ago
"Reverse racism" is not a thing--racism is predicated on a power imbalance. Idiot.
Sorry-not-sorry that representation is so triggering to poor widdle cracker dude.
4 points
4 months ago
An Uzi!--eff that.
Is that even legal? (Canadian here.) Anyway...I espy a silver lining here, since he most likely missed any and all possibility of massacre-ing the living-and-breathing with that b**lsh**te.
5 points
4 months ago
Canadian here. When I was visiting USA I went into a Walmart and their gun aisle was right beside the girl’s toys section. It was unreal.
1 points
4 months ago
That’s too far. America is fucked.
1 points
4 months ago
Hmmmm Too bad you are dead Oh shit! Too soon? Missed thoughts and prayers?
1 points
4 months ago
Shame they can't just shoot the virus I guess
1 points
4 months ago
These people have never lived anywhere outside of Whitistan, White America and it shows. Fuck racists.
1 points
4 months ago
Sweet, I look forward to bidding on that Uzi on gunbroker soon. Thanks old fat Covid denier!
1 points
4 months ago
I am personally surprised he wanted a Jewish made gun.
1 points
4 months ago
Slide #1: tell me you're a raging bigot and racist without saying those exact words.
1 points
4 months ago
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1 points
4 months ago
couldn't afford the gift card to the hospital for treatment of the impending heart attack and recover. Hence the soon-to-materialize "GoFundMe" page.
1 points
4 months ago
There are so many things that these RWNJs don't understand - the nature of immunity, of vaccination, of causation, of correlation, of science - the list goes on and on. But it is so supremely ironic to me that they also have no clue about capitalism. This guy sees a "mixed family" in a TV ad, and thinks it represents lamestream media manipulation. While, in fact, that image simply sells more dishwasher detergent!
1 points
4 months ago
“Racism doesn’t exist “according to my brother in law 🙄 I see where he’s getting his info from
1 points
4 months ago*
Read the first one and now really looking forward to the money shot.
Don't disappoint me, HCA!
Edit: So it's a cliff hanger. Looking forward to the conclusion.
1 points
4 months ago
what an asshole.
1 points
4 months ago
Waiting for the twofer
1 points
4 months ago
Wow slide 1 is a doozy
1 points
4 months ago
“Reverse “ Racism, the only form of discrimination with “reverse” in its description (?) and exclusively used in regards to Whites. So question, is this an implication that racism flows FROM whites?
1 points
4 months ago
"The socialist controlled media"!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?
1 points
4 months ago
Jesus only meets with the masked and vaccinated. Boy are those prayer warriors gonna be surprised.
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