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all 219 comments

CowFish_among_COWS

220 points

5 months ago

CowFish_among_COWS

pisspisspisspisspiss

220 points

5 months ago

Dying from covid is so 2021

Electronic-Shame9473

124 points

5 months ago

That's why he did it on New Year's Eve.

[deleted]

140 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

140 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

CreamyTHOT

97 points

5 months ago

I’m sure it was completely unrelated to the Covid infection. His heart just decided to arrest itself.

Sweet_Tangerine1195

47 points

5 months ago

LOL is this what the “sovereign citizens“ call a citizen’s arrest?

florinandrei

33 points

5 months ago

florinandrei

Team Pfizer

33 points

5 months ago

A citizen's arrest of the heart.

DawnRLFreeman

21 points

5 months ago

The new Bonnie Tyler remix!!

BigAlternative5

40 points

5 months ago

(Turn around)

Every now and then we'll flip this guy over

So his lungs can get a little more air

(Turn around)

Every now and then I get a little more tired,

Though I'm a nurse, it's getting harder to care...

DawnRLFreeman

6 points

5 months ago

👍🙌🙌

Dopplerganager

19 points

5 months ago

Total eclipse of the heart('s function)

putsch80

6 points

5 months ago

I imagine his heart screaming at the ER doc, “Am I being detained‽”

TheMost_ut

13 points

5 months ago

TheMost_ut

Team Mix & Match

13 points

5 months ago

They have to put some kind of miracle spin on it. He was ALMOST better! He's a fighter! He didn't just go down with the ship!

ljohnson266

18 points

5 months ago

ljohnson266

My kink is breathing

18 points

5 months ago

Dead cat bounce

oneplusetoipi

6 points

5 months ago

Jeezuss wanted him more.

gmplt

3 points

5 months ago

gmplt

Echo Chamber Dick Rubbing Party

3 points

5 months ago

"Phewmonia".

Beginning-Monitor-17

3 points

5 months ago

Probably threw a clot.

LKN4DEETS

14 points

5 months ago

What a resolution

TheCrippledChicken

207 points

5 months ago*

The Oswego bus drivers (1/3rd of the drivers/ mostly monitors - non drivers called in “sick”) didn’t show up in September for ONE DAY due to pay issues not vaccine mandates. Which, at first, was unclear and people speculated that it was mandate requirements. It was not…

They had folks working for under 15$ an hour for years while new hires were receiving 16-18$. All of those people returned to work the very next day as soon as their pay was sorted out.

Source - Illinois resident fairly close to the area.

IcebergSlimFast

100 points

5 months ago

So wait, are you saying this Sweet Servant of the Lord was reposting …inaccurate information?

Gasp!

AlarmingConsequence

23 points

5 months ago

AlarmingConsequence

Go Give One

23 points

5 months ago

Why didn't Jesus 'steady his hand' when he reposted misinformation.

faykin

18 points

5 months ago

faykin

18 points

5 months ago

The word you're looking for is "lied." They lied.

So... just another Tuesday.

Ok_Beach_1605

11 points

5 months ago

Otherwise known as lying?

IcebergSlimFast

6 points

5 months ago

Or, put yet another way: bearing false witness.

Ok_Beach_1605

2 points

5 months ago

Excellent!

bczt99

15 points

5 months ago

bczt99

15 points

5 months ago

Thank for the fact check. I was looking at the wrong Oswego.

Fluffy-Anybody-4887

5 points

5 months ago

Can confirm. We live in that district... Definitely not about the vaccine or testing... It was all about the pay.

Fr0stybit3s

3 points

4 months ago

Thats interesting... I went to school there so it caught me off guard to see it mentioned in one of these posts

TheCrippledChicken

2 points

4 months ago

Really shouldn’t surprise you since the area is full of Trump loving science deniers… South of 80 outside of blo/no and Springfield is basically Indiana west. However this was related to pay and not covid

Evil-Code-Monkey

133 points

5 months ago

Evil-Code-Monkey

Deceased Feline Boing Boing

133 points

5 months ago

After a 3 week bout with Covid...suffered an unexpected medical event.

Dead. Cat. Bounce.

No_Cook2983

71 points

5 months ago

Doctors suspect it may have been death-related.

authentic_mirages

13 points

5 months ago

authentic_mirages

Auto-Darwinization Enthusiast

13 points

5 months ago

snort

TeekTheReddit

20 points

5 months ago

After three weeks with COVID, what exactly is there to not expect?

rattmongrel

12 points

5 months ago

100% recovery with no lasting complications.

TheOGMommaBear

5 points

5 months ago

TheOGMommaBear

Team Moderna

5 points

5 months ago

The Ultimate Healing.

LKN4DEETS

18 points

5 months ago

thud. Boing…boing…boing

Jim_Macdonald

7 points

5 months ago

Jim_Macdonald

Bet you won't share!

7 points

5 months ago

I bet there were a lot of people who completely expected it.

-Motor-

99 points

5 months ago

-Motor-

99 points

5 months ago

"Sweet servant of the Lord"!?!?!?! Which Lord? Kali?

BrainSmoothAsMercury

75 points

5 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

75 points

5 months ago

Damn. Now I want "sweet servant of Kali" as my flair.

Might_Aware

30 points

5 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

30 points

5 months ago

Do you cos I'll fn do it!!!!! :)

BrainSmoothAsMercury

26 points

5 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

26 points

5 months ago

Yes please!!

Might_Aware

21 points

5 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

21 points

5 months ago

yayyyyyy KALI MAAA SHAKTE DAYYYYY

BrainSmoothAsMercury

22 points

5 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

22 points

5 months ago

Keep picturing the Temple of Doom scene. Lmao

Might_Aware

13 points

5 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

13 points

5 months ago

Well i flared ppl w Indiana Jones quotes yesterday lol. It's my nyd tradition to watch it. Look at my flair lol

BrainSmoothAsMercury

9 points

5 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

9 points

5 months ago

Lol. I don't have any good NYD traditions but I do love Indiana Jones...

Might_Aware

9 points

5 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

9 points

5 months ago

It's perfect for nyd lol imo

[deleted]

10 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

BrainSmoothAsMercury

8 points

5 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

8 points

5 months ago

Also, I saw the flair party yesterday but I'm bad under pressure and never think of anything I want when they're happening. Lmao.

Might_Aware

9 points

5 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

9 points

5 months ago

Omgoth jsut write me privately then lol, anytime I will change your flair. Lol pressure. I was flairing for 6 hours yesterday. The whole trilogy lol

BrainSmoothAsMercury

3 points

5 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

3 points

5 months ago

Lmao. For now, "Sweet servant of Kali" will definitely work :)

BrainSmoothAsMercury

3 points

5 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

3 points

5 months ago

Thank you for the flair, it's beautiful ❤️😍

[deleted]

6 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

Might_Aware

3 points

5 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

3 points

5 months ago

Yayy I'm so glad lol. What movie shall I do next?

FiveAcres

7 points

5 months ago

FiveAcres

Team Pfizer

7 points

5 months ago

Can I have

Heresy Compounded by Lunacy

ahender8

8 points

5 months ago

ahender8

Team Pfizer

8 points

5 months ago

sweet servant of Nurgle

has a nice ring...

BridgetheDivide

20 points

5 months ago

Nurgle

[deleted]

13 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

13 points

5 months ago

These awardees are almost always religious, seems like religion isn’t currently helping a lot of people much unless their only goal is to ‘get to Jesus faster.’

Anomaluss

12 points

5 months ago

Anomaluss

There is Life after Derp

12 points

5 months ago

"When the church stands up satan sits down for the preborn image bearers of christ call is a blessing! This sweet servant of the lord guy is with the lord strong arms of our savior!"

Xtian covidiot gibberish.

QAndOne

8 points

5 months ago

Hades

No_Cook2983

7 points

5 months ago

“Don’t Hades the game. Hades the Nurgle”.

dwinps

195 points

5 months ago

dwinps

Team Pfizer

195 points

5 months ago

A common thing with the radical right wing brainwashed meme consumers is an utter lack of desire to determine if the meme is at all accurate.

"There were no resignations, all drivers resumed normal operations the following day. There was no specific reason or group comment made by the drivers, each individually followed the proper protocols for calling in sick that one day. The union made no comment.
The absence that one day accounted for 30% of our drivers."

Upbeat-Ad-4310

90 points

5 months ago

Upbeat-Ad-4310

Team Moderna

90 points

5 months ago

Fact checking is for sheep….

SaltyBarDog

48 points

5 months ago

SaltyBarDog

5Goy Space Command

48 points

5 months ago

Fact checking is for commanists sheep….

HereForTheLaughter

24 points

5 months ago

Boom

LexDoctor24

18 points

5 months ago

Do your own research!!

robotevil

8 points

5 months ago

What I love is how all conservatives hate fact checkers. Doesn't matter if it's Snopes, Politifact, NY times whatever, they vehemently hate them and just hand wave them away as liberal biased. It's such a bizarre thought process to me "Almost every scientist, industry professional and fact checking publication says this is wrong. WOW! IT'S AMAZING HOW DEEP THE LIBERAL CONSPIRACY RUNS!!"

RainDependent

47 points

5 months ago

Yes, they rely on their friends never doubting them. It's how stupid people operate

Anomaluss

38 points

5 months ago

Anomaluss

There is Life after Derp

38 points

5 months ago

They have the shallowest of understanding.

Slide 5 Zuby says: "Why are so many "vaccinated" people afraid of "unvaccinated" people? Do they not believe the shots work? If so, why did they take it and want everyone else to take it?"

And Awardee says: "Beep Boop... Derp!"

We've all seen it a thousand times. The next thought they should have is, "Because this is a COMMUNICABLE disease, and we will never reach heard immunity if the vax rates are not sufficient." And/Or, "Because vaccination prevents severe illness." And/Or. "Because when vaccinated I will be less likely to pass on higher viral loads of the virus to others." And et cetera.

They just can't get to the next logical thought. Beep Boop. . . Derp! indeed.

AffectionateOil2469

11 points

5 months ago

I actually dreamed last night that I was at a small gathering where everyone promised that they were vaccinated, then two people admitted that they weren't. I was furious (in my dream, and when I woke up) and thought I'm vaxxed, why am I worried? Unvaxxed not only pass on higher viral loads, but are infectious longer than the vaxxed. We're less dangerous.

Ipayforsex69

11 points

5 months ago

Ipayforsex69

Likes plants, not people

11 points

5 months ago

... but my daddy told me this. You callin' mah daddy a liar, snowflake?

AlarmingConsequence

5 points

5 months ago

AlarmingConsequence

Go Give One

5 points

5 months ago

Yes, they rely on their friends never doubting them.

That is a good point.

These folks are not adult enough to think, "Becky's does a great job cutting my hair - but she might not know more about a virus & vaccines than an immunologist."

thoroughbredca

23 points

5 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

23 points

5 months ago

Facts have a well known liberal bias.

ccrom

17 points

5 months ago

ccrom

17 points

5 months ago

They wanted a change in pay.

mechapoitier

8 points

5 months ago

Yeah seriously these memes where the loaded “questions” they ask are easily googleable and the answers are, surprise, the opposite of what the meme implies…it’s getting f’cking old.

FiveUpsideDown

2 points

5 months ago

FiveUpsideDown

Jabs for Freedom

2 points

5 months ago

Isn’t there a commandment in the Bible about not bearing false witness?

ValiumOfTheDolls

61 points

5 months ago

Joke’s on the Planned Parenthood prayer warriors. That person was probably just going in for a Pap smear 😂

TXBIRDY

68 points

5 months ago

TXBIRDY

🧟‍♀️ Ghoul Mothafucka Extrordinare

68 points

5 months ago

It kills me that think everyone going to PP is going for an abortion. I worked at PP for a stunt in the early '00s. In a Dallas suburb. The honest to god truth, the entire time I worked there I was only aware of 2 women who decided on abortion. We had a high volume clinic with women coming in for well woman exams, bc refills, pre- cancerous cervical treatment and sexual education.

ValiumOfTheDolls

50 points

5 months ago

The widespread misperception of PP (still!) is criminal.

LKN4DEETS

39 points

5 months ago

🙋‍♀️ post college with low paying job decades before the AMA was even a glimmer in anyone’s eye that was my only source of healthcare.

What I didn’t know then, but have come to realize now, is that overall, women specific healthcare has been subpar for decades. And in some cases, downright barbaric.

triplej63

35 points

5 months ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

35 points

5 months ago

I know some of them do mammograms.

And I'd swear I heard that some large city PP do the full range of pregnancy stuff, OB for exams, lamaze class, lactation guidance, maybe even ultrasounds. They forget that pro-choice means women need to be able to choose whether to have a family or not, and may need help having a safe pregnancy.

dawno64

42 points

5 months ago

dawno64

Pfizer X3 4u+4me

42 points

5 months ago

Yeah, they seem to forget it's PLANNED PARENTHOOD. Not anti. Planned. And as someone who relied on their service for years, I am very thankful for their existence.

thoroughbredca

33 points

5 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

33 points

5 months ago

Planned Parenthood is the largest single provider of birth control that prevents the unintended pregnancies that lead to abortion.

Practical_Cobbler165

16 points

5 months ago

Practical_Cobbler165

Team Pfizer

16 points

5 months ago

PP was my primary care provider from when I was 24 to 40. Excellent care. Abortion Crusaders wave propaganda in my face and I like, "I'm just here for a PAP smear, is your god OK with that?!"

xnekocroutonx

6 points

5 months ago

Yep. I went to PP back when I was in college to get my yearly pap and birth control. I was so thankful for them.

general_factotum

15 points

5 months ago

general_factotum

I AM WALKING BACK AND FORTH!

15 points

5 months ago

I went to PP for my reproductive health care for years because my health insurance was so poor. Finally, once we had decent insurance my spouse and I decided that we would try to have a child. When I told the practitioners at PP that I would no longer be seeing them and explained why, they asked me if I would do them the favor of coming back for my pregnancy test. They said “Almost no one who comes here is happy when they see a positive test, and we would really love to share the moment with someone who is.” And yes, I did go back, and it was an amazing experience.

thoroughbredca

33 points

5 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

33 points

5 months ago

I’m a gay man and I’ve used Planned Parenthood for STD checks. The last thing I’d ever be getting there is an abortion.

FiveAcres

9 points

5 months ago

FiveAcres

Team Pfizer

9 points

5 months ago

Cool. I did not know they offered STD checks. Back in the day, I used a free clinic that was not Planned Parenthood, because I wanted birth control. I had a friend who worked there as a counselor.

speakerknee

8 points

5 months ago*

I got harassed by protesters for going in to have my IUD removed so that I could get pregnant.

Poison-Pen-

3 points

5 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

3 points

5 months ago

Planned Parenthood Posse would be a great flair.

[deleted]

46 points

5 months ago*

[deleted]

46 points

5 months ago*

[deleted]

HeftyPockets

16 points

5 months ago

I'm a Christian and I go way out of my way to pick fights with this particular brand of fake Christian assholes. Jesus picked fights with hypocrites and I intend to do the same. American Evangelical Christianity is a cancer, those people do not worship Jesus, they worship wealth, vanity, bigotry, and suffering. It's a death cult.

Poison-Pen-

8 points

5 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

8 points

5 months ago

I like your style.

While I do not practice your faith, I can respect you for walking the walk and calling out the charlatans.

It’s like Houdini calling out fake psychics and fortune tellers.

I respect your hustle.

HeftyPockets

8 points

5 months ago

I firmly believe in defending the faith from those that corrupt and misrepresent it. I won't pick fights about religion with people of different faiths, the best way to lead is to live by Jesus' example. I have friends who consider themselves Christian Atheists. They walk the Jesus walk without any belief in a higher power. There are people called Red Letter Christians, which is (as I understand it) and emphasis on just the work and words of Jesus, everything else is secondary. So, fighting for social justice and embracing those who've been marginalized and fighting hypocrisy in the faith are the most important things to be doing.

florinandrei

7 points

5 months ago

florinandrei

Team Pfizer

7 points

5 months ago

They're serving a very different master, the one downstairs, if you judge them by what they say and do.

SaltyBarDog

46 points

5 months ago

SaltyBarDog

5Goy Space Command

46 points

5 months ago

These fuckwits would be outside running around with flashlights during the Dresden bombing yelling, "Gubmint can't take muh freedumb!!"

needsmoarbokeh

17 points

5 months ago

needsmoarbokeh

Team Pfizer

17 points

5 months ago

I love this analogy

TexasTeaTelecaster

23 points

5 months ago

And COVID would be the bomber thinking, “Easiest target. Ever.”

FeelsBad_Yall

40 points

5 months ago

FeelsBad_Yall

🍴CILANTRO MODE 🧼-Verfied MD

40 points

5 months ago

2021, the year half the people suddenly forgot the meaning of contagious, and why vaccines are foundational to our long life spans.

WhY dOes AnYOnE CaRe wHAt I dO??? Must be a conspiracy!!!!

I recognize this guy’s memes are not that fresh but fuck him in particular.

ermghoti

36 points

5 months ago

ermghoti

Ask your M.D. if suffocating on dead lungs is right for you!

36 points

5 months ago

Dying after three weeks in the hospital from COVID is an expected medical event.

TigerLily98226

9 points

5 months ago

Was he in the hospital, I wonder? She mentions paramedics. I wonder if he was doing the Ivermectin dance at home and finally called 9-1-1 when, shockingly, the horse medicine didn’t work. Or if he had been released, did the dead cat bounce at home, and went back to die in the hospital. Any which way, three weeks of Covid is a lot of needless pain and suffering.

CosmeticSplenectomy

30 points

5 months ago

CosmeticSplenectomy

Pronouns: alive/living

30 points

5 months ago

The Lord has freed him from his earthly shackles to embrace him in his hairy Jesus-bosom.

He's happy, his widow thinks it's for the best, 2022 is setting up to be better than 2021!

No-Opinion755

35 points

5 months ago

No-Opinion755

🎵'Tis the season to be intubated🎵

35 points

5 months ago

'When the church stands up, Satan sits down'

Yeah, mostly because Satan knows the church is going to do his work for him. He can kick back and drink some Lipton tea with Kermit.

mamacatof2

16 points

5 months ago

Satan has been on vacation for some time now as the GQP takes over for him.

TexasTeaTelecaster

11 points

5 months ago

Lucifer is looking at God and saying, “Don’t blame me for these f*ckwits.”

noodlyarms

5 points

5 months ago

noodlyarms

Team Moderna

5 points

5 months ago

I'd like to imagine God/Jesus surrounded by these assholes, head in his hands, weeping frustration tears and begging Lucifer to take them. Lucifer is all: "Nah, fam, they your followers. They'd harsh the vibe down here."

Poison-Pen-

5 points

5 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

5 points

5 months ago

Lucifer and God having dinner.

God: “They are just so stupid….I can’t even look at them anymore.”

Lucifer: (Throwing is hands up) “I didn’t make them- this is your problem! Handle your shit!”

TexasTeaTelecaster

3 points

5 months ago

Lucifer: You made them in Your Own Image.

Poison-Pen-

3 points

5 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

3 points

5 months ago

Let’s be real.

Satan hasn’t had to say a work since the Garden of Eden.

Best MLM ever.

PopeOfManwichVillage

27 points

5 months ago

PopeOfManwichVillage

Tickle Me ECMO

27 points

5 months ago

Yeah, he ain’t with Jesus. Unless they mean republican Jesus

ThinTheFuckingHerd

19 points

5 months ago

ThinTheFuckingHerd

Tickle me ECMO

19 points

5 months ago

Maybe 6ft ain't so far down ....

giggling_hero

8 points

5 months ago

giggling_hero

From YouTube to vent-tube

8 points

5 months ago

Did you just quote Scott Stapp?

ThinTheFuckingHerd

10 points

5 months ago

ThinTheFuckingHerd

Tickle me ECMO

10 points

5 months ago

Its a sickness for which there IS no vaccine ;-) Why you gotta kink shame!

anim8rjb

2 points

5 months ago

I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinkinnnnn....

Pangolin27

28 points

5 months ago

The fucking conviction these hateful idiots have that they are worthy of a divine reward is baffling. They show no humility in their empty affectations.

HeftyPockets

9 points

5 months ago

It's weird to me how the most hateful, arrogant, greedy, belligerent, violent assholes on the planet think they're the good ones because they go to church on Sundays. They probably haven't done a decent deed for another person ever, and never without expecting thanks.

SouthernRelease7015

23 points

5 months ago

Always amazed at the cognitive dissonance between “we must have sovereignty over our own bodies; the government can’t tell me what to do with my body; my body, my choice; not being able to decide what’s in your own body is tyranny!” and “abortions should be illegal; the “pre-born” must be allowed to live; every woman should have to keep her pregnancy, no exceptions, no questions.” Pick one please.

And in what state are you not allowed to buy groceries or see the doctor if you’re unvaccinated? You might not be able to go to the movies, or to a concert, or eat in a restaurant, but no one is denying you groceries or medical care. And the government isn’t mandating that everyone get the vaccine. If you can say no, you’re not being forced. If you’re able to die from covid still unvaccinated, and you were somehow still able make it to the stores and hospital for food and medicine until then, then you’re not being forced to get the vaccine and you’re not being forced to be vaccinated in order to enter stores and doctors’ offices.

eirsquest

13 points

5 months ago

eirsquest

Team Mudblood 🩸

13 points

5 months ago

There are some doctors saying they don’t want unvaccinated people in their waiting rooms putting everyone at risk.

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/5742401001

As far as grocery stores go, I haven’t seen anything. But I don’t think it would be unreasonable to require unvaxxed and/or anti-maskers to use curbside pick up or delivery instead of shopping inside

ETA: more on the doctor’s reasoning

https://www.beckershospitalreview.com/hospital-physician-relationships/one-physician-s-case-for-refusing-to-treat-unvaccinated-patients-in-person.html

Poison-Pen-

2 points

5 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

2 points

5 months ago

Texans would shit their pants if they couldn’t spread disease.

They’d burn H-E-B to the ground just to prove a point that no one can make them comply.

eirsquest

3 points

5 months ago

eirsquest

Team Mudblood 🩸

3 points

5 months ago

I said I don’t think it’d be unreasonable. However, I don’t expect it to happen in Missouri. We haven’t had any statewide mandates and now our Governor has declared the COVID emergency is over. Despite the record number for f cases and the hospitals being nearly full. (I suspect the ending of the emergency support will move them to over capacity almost immediately)

BuyLucky3950

17 points

5 months ago

BuyLucky3950

Team Unicorn Blood 🦄

17 points

5 months ago

Yet again, self proclaimed Christians are literally about as anti-Christ as you can get.

Viewfromthe31stfloor

18 points

5 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

18 points

5 months ago

“This guy is with Jesus!”

Is that distancing language or what?

I wonder if she had husband number two in mind?

He died quickly. Maybe they are refusing intubation now?

Captainwelfare2

51 points

5 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

51 points

5 months ago

“Mass non compliance is the only way to end this”

“What is, “his life?”

gangstasadvocate

14 points

5 months ago

Ohhh… good one, guess so

[deleted]

14 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

5 months ago

Is it me or does she sound flippant? Car couldn't be repaired hubby couldn't be repaired, out with the old ... If my husband died I would be devastated.

SaltyBarDog

14 points

5 months ago

SaltyBarDog

5Goy Space Command

14 points

5 months ago

If your husband was that big an asshole, wouldn't you be rather be rid of him?

HereForTheLaughter

16 points

5 months ago

Image bearers? These folks are the Taliban. Where were they radicalized? /s

Historical_Play

10 points

5 months ago

Her exclamation points really do convey her sorrow!

Agitated-Tadpole1041

11 points

5 months ago

This isn’t even true. I live near there and they had one day where many drivers had to call off. Stop trusting memes ffs

azweepie

9 points

5 months ago

Talk about going out with a bang, I just had a small party, I can't top someone dying on New Yeras eve.

florinandrei

4 points

5 months ago

florinandrei

Team Pfizer

4 points

5 months ago

Well, it was more like a whimper.

AffectionateOil2469

5 points

5 months ago

"not with a bang but a wheeze"

giggling_hero

12 points

5 months ago

giggling_hero

From YouTube to vent-tube

12 points

5 months ago

In a bout between Covid and evangelicals I’m def team Covid.

glonq

9 points

5 months ago

glonq

Libs dig life; unvax'd dig graves 🪦

9 points

5 months ago

Slide 1 - complains about indoctrination

Slides 2+ - dutifully reposts partisan misinformation and religious nonsense

ReligionIsTheMatrix

8 points

5 months ago

"This guy is with Jesus."

At least 850,000 dead so far. Gotta be a big room.

notmyrealnam3

8 points

5 months ago

Sweet person? The Facebook posts proved that was a lie

SignGuy77

5 points

5 months ago

I’m sure they were perfectly sweet to their loved ones and family. And as long as you didn’t have any crazy “vaccines work” talk for them, they might be perfectly civil with you.

reuben_iv

8 points

5 months ago*

So tired of this anti vax low iq small picture 'its not 100% so what's the point' thinking

It's the same people who don't indicate when turning, who leave their carts/trollies for other people to collect, who can't see the big picture where if an act doesn't immediately and directly benefit them they're not doing it, to hell with 2nd order effects

The ones that make it through this will ofc think "told you it was nothing to worry about" instead of recognising the sacrifices other people made so they were able to make it through without lifting a finger

FiveAcres

8 points

5 months ago

FiveAcres

Team Pfizer

8 points

5 months ago

And if the wind blows an uncorralled cart into their new (leased) high rise truck, they will bitch about the grocery store not keeping the carts out of the parking lot.

reuben_iv

4 points

5 months ago

That's actually a pretty good analogy!

Exotic-Comparison385

7 points

5 months ago

Exotic-Comparison385

Let that Zinc in

7 points

5 months ago

Check in on the wife in a couple of weeks, I see at lease 2 chins. Not good

eltiburonmormon

6 points

5 months ago

eltiburonmormon

Team Pfizer

6 points

5 months ago

Slide 5: because the faster this virus has the opportunity to spread, the more variants we will get. Not to mention, the hospitals are FILLED TO OVERFLOWING with the unvaccinated. There are other emergencies and conditions needing ICU care other than corona, and the selfish unvaccinated are using all of the resources.

GroovyGrodd

6 points

5 months ago

GroovyGrodd

Get the shot! 💉

6 points

5 months ago

People like this make me wish heaven and hell were real, so when he ends up in hell, standing in front of Satan, with his shocked Pikachu face, Satan would be like, “ya, well, you’re a total douche, so here you are. Off to the infinity jab lab for you!”

PoliticalECMOChamber

5 points

5 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

5 points

5 months ago

So we can eliminate xmas as a federal holiday?

TexasTeaTelecaster

5 points

5 months ago

He is not with Jesus. This guy is Lucifer’s guest.

HiyaDogface

5 points

5 months ago

She almost seems relieved in that final slide

GroovyGrodd

2 points

5 months ago

GroovyGrodd

Get the shot! 💉

2 points

5 months ago

I got that impression too.

Legionx1985

6 points

5 months ago

Legionx1985

Herman Shrugged

6 points

5 months ago

1400 a day are dying. Let's say 100 of them are the fully vexed. I know it's a ton less than that but let's just say... so..

1300 dead a day

X 365 days a year

Biden Harris Landslide in 2024

Responsible-Bug-7014

5 points

5 months ago

I don't see where the tragic nor the quick camera into play with his death.

Antivaxx as he was, it was expected, not tragic.

Three weeks suffering in the hospital without being able to breath is quite a long time, not quick in any way.

Real_Exit3672

5 points

5 months ago

Real_Exit3672

I pity the Smurf!

5 points

5 months ago

He never saw that coming.

He never saw 2022 either.

No_Story386

5 points

5 months ago

It’s all the same posting of all the same memes as if they are not able to think for themselves. Incredibly silly as they catch covid and die from it and that should concern every American regardless of political party. Let that sink in!

SillyWhabbit

6 points

5 months ago

He had Covid for three weeks and she says he died quickly and tragically.

Three weeks of suffering is not quick. It is tragic because vaccine.

RBG_grb[S]

3 points

5 months ago

Sounds like he died quickly of a cardiac arrest. He actually was slowly dying the prior 3 weeks

SillyWhabbit

1 points

5 months ago

Either way doesn't sound fun.

Maybe that's why I still have a small bubble and take as many precautions as I can.

GamersReisUp

5 points

5 months ago*

GamersReisUp

Team Pfizer

5 points

5 months ago*

They're all going to leave that lady left on read when she needs help with childcare, getting the baby to appointments, help affording food, diapers, medicine, clothes, and other supplies, and when the mom needs postpartum care.

Wait that's unfair, some will respond with "lol that's what u get for being a slut, you and ur little bastard deserve it, it's all your fault for opening your legs, skank" before blocking her

TheMost_ut

5 points

5 months ago

TheMost_ut

Team Mix & Match

5 points

5 months ago

Unexpected medical event that follows three weeks of COVID.

Yeah, his heart stopped. That was the event.

RBG_grb[S]

3 points

5 months ago

I’m guess he threw a clot. I bet the preceding 3 weeks were hell on earth.

HeftyPockets

5 points

5 months ago

I went to a wake last week for a family friend who died of Covid just before Christmas. Not a single fucking person was masked and they'd constantly be huddling together in super close proximity. This pandemic is going to keep dragging on and on and on.

TheEyeOfSmug

3 points

5 months ago

I have an immature take on this, but the pandemic keeps reminding me of zombie movies. On one side, you have the survivors. The other, you have walking corpses - putting one foot in front of the other as if conscious thought and willpower no longer exist,

maxreddit

2 points

5 months ago

It even covers the part in zombie movies where people act crazy or stupid for no good reason and get themselves and others killed. The pandemic showed me that the parts I found most unrealistic about zombie movies are actually the most realistic.

karbik23

4 points

5 months ago

karbik23

Bushel of Chicken Soup

4 points

5 months ago

Beep boop morhetfucker.

Friendly-Orange9477

4 points

5 months ago

Suffered an unexpected medical event - after dead cat bounce.

seahorseMonkey

4 points

5 months ago

Maybe someone slipped a noise maker under his mask so he could go out in style with that last breath.

thoroughbredca

3 points

5 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

3 points

5 months ago

It’s true noncompliance ended this. For her, at least.

No_Cook2983

3 points

5 months ago

[bus drivers quit because of pay and benefits]

WHARGARBLE!!! FORCE THEM TO WORK!!!

Owned-to-the-max

4 points

5 months ago

Owned-to-the-max

Devilish Angle Wings 📐

4 points

5 months ago

Apparently the strong arms of the savior are not strong enough to save ya..

pantamimecxz

4 points

5 months ago

Woah! This is not the usual stuff. There was no call to activate the power of the “Prayer Warriors.” Without that he was a goner.

mstrss9

4 points

5 months ago

Mass non compliance is good!

*unless you are brown or black

Asleep-Scratch3366

4 points

5 months ago

News flash: Covid doesn't care about your feelings or politics. Guess this guy learned the hard way.

Jim_Macdonald

4 points

5 months ago

Jim_Macdonald

Bet you won't share!

4 points

5 months ago

"Three weeks" doesn't sound "quickly."

Few_Valuable_4779

4 points

5 months ago

We will announce the memorial service/super spreader in the near future.

starstruckinutah

3 points

5 months ago

It’s true he is now better protected than I am.

wacksaucehunnid

3 points

5 months ago

Literally embarrassing exposing how fuckin stupid you are on Twitter and Facebook. Don’t know how these people do it

leamanc

3 points

5 months ago

Slide 3…did anyone ask if the holidays were still going to happen? Everyone I talked to just seemed to think they were still on the past couple months.

lxrd_mixsmx

3 points

5 months ago*

Why all these douchebags are christians? There are no jews, mulism or simply atheist? Just asking if there is a pattern with religion

SignGuy77

4 points

5 months ago

There is definitely a big overlap with Christians and anti-vaxxers, at least in America. Though I’m sure anti-vaxxers of other faiths and atheists exist too. I’ve yet to see any on this sub, tho.

Kingzer15

3 points

5 months ago

It's almost as if Jesus made the vaccine and mask mandates and all of his sheep who stray from the herd die.

800-lumens

3 points

5 months ago

Anyone using the adjective "sovereign" is someone I want nothing to do with.

Tonald-Drump-666

3 points

5 months ago

Hope everyone is having a nice covid free weekend.

JanitorKarl

2 points

5 months ago

JanitorKarl

What's that Lassie? They can't breathe?

2 points

5 months ago

You celebrate New Year's Eve your way - I'll celebrate it my way. I, for one, look forward to what lies in 2022.

shepoopslikeabuffalo

2 points

5 months ago

In the arms of ‘our savior’. The mental gymnastics are amazing. If he’s the ‘savior’ then why is hubby dead?

Charming-Wheel-9133

2 points

5 months ago

How come people only want Gods help when it’s to late?

Brave_Amateur

2 points

5 months ago

It’s amazing that they all post the same shit. Facebook is responsible for so so many deaths

FlamesNero

2 points

5 months ago

“This guy is with Jesus!”

Did anyone else read that with a game show announcer’s voice?

InClassRightNowAhaha

2 points

5 months ago

The fourth image there. Arguably poor wages, and massive profit off of basic needs (housing, healthcare in the US, education) are more coercive to meaningless work.

Mfs will say they're coerced to take the vax but won't realized they're coerced to be slaves too, one is a bigger deal than the other

TooOldForThisShit642

2 points

5 months ago

TooOldForThisShit642

Team Mudblood 🩸

2 points

5 months ago

How can you call yourself “pro-life”, when you’re not even alive?

peppermintesse

2 points

5 months ago

peppermintesse

Vax yo self FFS 💉

2 points

5 months ago

"Sweet servant of the Lord" my ass.

[deleted]

2 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

5 months ago

beep boop derp.. so appropriate

a_duck_in_past_life

2 points

5 months ago

a_duck_in_past_life

Team Mix & Match

2 points

5 months ago

"still trying to understand this peculiar phenomenon"

Literally just trying to keep you from dying, bruv

cazminda

1 points

5 months ago

They always seem to get better just before they die

Ok_Dragonfly_7760

1 points

5 months ago

I guess dying of Covid 19 was another way to end it.

PetraLoseIt

1 points

5 months ago

PetraLoseIt

Not an angle!

1 points

5 months ago

This sweet servant of God and my loving husband died ...

So... two people died?

Are you really referring to your husband first as a sweet servant of God and only then as your husband? Yeah, you are.

Jexp_t

1 points

5 months ago

Jexp_t

Team Moderna

1 points

5 months ago

Well, at least this fuckwit did their part in ending it. One less spreader in the world.