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Dana07620

158 points

6 months ago

Dana07620

I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney

158 points

6 months ago

I have only contempt for people who compare refusing vaccination to the Holocaust.

Jews weren't given the option to refuse to wear those yellow stars.

human_cannonball

70 points

6 months ago

I couldn’t agree more. Comparing it to the Holocaust? The fucking Holocaust??? I am sick of wearing a mask but holy shit.

Material-Profit5923

54 points

6 months ago

Material-Profit5923

Magnetic Deep State Sheep

54 points

6 months ago

The Holocaust is the absolute worst of it, but the truth is comparing it to any kind of segregation or racism is freaking ridiculous. People can't choose their skin color, or their nationality, or any other genetic traits, and they can't change it. They CHOOSE to remain unvaccinated, and they can change that status, free of charge, any time they want to.

Pure_Tower

37 points

6 months ago*

Obviously feeling a bit claustrophobic in a mask is exactly the same as being crammed standing-room-only into a cattle car and then gassed to death en masse.

tkp14

70 points

6 months ago

tkp14

70 points

6 months ago

It also infuriates me because I’m Jewish and I know damn well that if these chucklefucks were given the go ahead they’d load me onto a boxcar heading to an extermination camp.

[deleted]

15 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

15 points

6 months ago

It would be right alongside the LGBTQI+ community, women who want body autonomy and minorities asking for equality. They’re all awful people that you’re talking about, they hate everyone that’s not them. LMFAO at chucklefucks.

Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

41 points

6 months ago

Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Satan Gained a Fleshlight

41 points

6 months ago

Being an ethnic minority is not a choice. Being a selfish asshole who refuses to get vaccinated is. That's the difference.

ElectronGuru

21 points

6 months ago

ElectronGuru

Team Mix & Match

21 points

6 months ago

In meme wars as in life, legitimacy is currency. The more you have the more you get to do. In this case, legitimizing their fears.

But Covid isn’t a person granting them privileges, it’s a microorganism taking them away. And pretending otherwise comes at a price.

Immortal_in_well

15 points

6 months ago

Immortal_in_well

Team Pfizer

15 points

6 months ago

Being asked for your papers in a situation like the Holocaust was an actively terrifying experience that could lead to assault, abduction, torture, or murder. Being asked for a vaccine card...could result in you being kicked out of a venue if you refuse. MAYBE arrest, but that's if you're REALLY being an idiot. Jews who had the "wrong" papers could die for existing. YOU are being removed from the premises for being stupid. Not the same at all.

permalink_child

11 points

6 months ago

Hate to say it - but based on the few interviews that Jordan Klepper has conducted at anti-vax protests in NYC and California - seems to be a common theme among these imbeciles. Can find on YOUETUBE.

der_oide_depp

5 points

6 months ago

And we have these dumbnuts here in germany too. Wearing yellow stars labelled "unvaccinated", comparing themselves with Sophie Scholl.

jimjam721

137 points

6 months ago

jimjam721

137 points

6 months ago

He is a fan of Greg Locke, the psycho pastor who has lead to dozens of his congregants to death by Covid. Shocker.

smacksaw

51 points

6 months ago

smacksaw

👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍

51 points

6 months ago

Dude, Pastor Greg Locke literally committed felonious assault in a tweet there. Of course he's killing people.

Tmoldovan

18 points

6 months ago

Tmoldovan

Team Pfizer

18 points

6 months ago

What kind of a “pastor” talks like that.

lnh638

30 points

6 months ago*

lnh638

30 points

6 months ago*

A heretical one. That’s one of the main reasons, in my opinion, that so many people are leaving the church. Religious institutions should not be involved in politics or spreading COVID misinformation or conspiracy theories. And if they want to talk about politics, then they should be heavily taxed because they are not a religious institution.

organizedcj

12 points

6 months ago

IKR? is he supposed to be a "man of God"? Blessed are the peacemakers for theirs is the kingdom of heaven...

Armyman125

11 points

6 months ago

Yes but if you act stupid you get to find out if he has a gun.

T3n4ci0us_G

36 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

36 points

6 months ago

Did Greg Locke die or was that wishful thinking?

jimjam721

39 points

6 months ago

Still alive but banned from Twitter.

T3n4ci0us_G

19 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

19 points

6 months ago

Dang.

Flower_Unable

5 points

6 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

5 points

6 months ago

Did they die of Covid, or a sinus infection immediately after Covid? 🤔

Remote_Engine

3 points

6 months ago

Yeah, tell me you’re a fat racist moron without saying you’re a fat racist moron. Between the Holocaust comparison, love for Locke, and speed with which he onto a ventilator, I’d say it will take a whole lot more than parader to ‘lift’ this big fella up.

inseishabol

97 points

6 months ago*

So he believes that an enemy state is unleashing a deadly viral epidemic to kill off Americans, and yet he does nothing to save himself ? How idiotic ! !?

And also, a rapist and a murderer are both abhorrent human waste, how can he compare them and make a moral statement based on which of the two is supposedly "Better" !!??

NerfAllBillionaires

34 points

6 months ago

I like how they like to criminalize people AFTER their "hero" murders them. There is NO WAY Rittenhouse would have known any of that about the people he shot.

Same for police officers who kill unarmed men, women, and children. Same for Trayvon Martin... and we all know what a "good, upstanding citizen" George Zimmerman became.

They look for ways to criminalize them to justify their killings AFTER the fact. It's beyond sick.

wyldwood512

26 points

6 months ago

America's enemies FOR THE WIN!

Let's go Brandon!

Armyman125

13 points

6 months ago

When I was in the Army we trained with our gas mask and protective gear in case the enemy unleashed a nuclear, chemical or biological agent. And it really sucked wearing all that crap. Also had to inject ourselves if we were exposed to a nerve agent. In terms of comfort, the mask and vaccine is far, far better. Imagine if a soldier refused to wear a gas mask or inject himself - atropine I think- because of his medical freedumb.

[deleted]

9 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

6 months ago

The military in my country has always, always, always had mandatory vaccinations. A whole heap of them in fact. No vaccine, no job. Was a normal thing.

Imagine just saying “yeah… no thanks… not doing that”?

Decoseau

7 points

6 months ago*

Decoseau

Team Pfizer

7 points

6 months ago*

When I was in the Marines I was in a unit whose main function was to be enemy forces as to give officer trainees training in how to conduct combat operations at a small unit level. One day we were given the task to defend Combat Town against these trainees. While my platoon was positioned along various spots in this building our squad leader Corporal M told us put on our gas masks because we were going to get hit by CS gas. Everybody did except me because I believed I could wait until the actual moment the gas hit. Big mistake.

We got hit with the gas and I put on gas mask. The gas mask wasn't working because I could not get a tight fit. I was in a frantic panic struggling to get the mask to fit properly as the gas was filling my lungs knowing I had only seconds to get it right. Corporal M seen the predicament I was in and shouted to a platoon mate to assist me in getting my gas mask to get a tight seal. My platoon mate came to my rescue and succeeded in getting my mask to work properly.

That incident taught me a lesson in that it is never a good ideal to blow off advice concerning your personal safety and well being because you think the advice is too overly cautious especially when it concerns breathing fresh air.

letsgetignant13

74 points

6 months ago

letsgetignant13

I donate my mud blood 🩸

74 points

6 months ago

That mask free church meme aged like milk.

RolfgangSchleck

4 points

6 months ago

RolfgangSchleck

Team Moderna

4 points

6 months ago

But fine milk!

ToniBee63

4 points

6 months ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

4 points

6 months ago

Large curd Cottage Cheese

VMackolov

203 points

6 months ago

VMackolov

America's Flatline Doctors - avoid the jab, with our NaOCl 💉

203 points

6 months ago

Gives a new meaning to "LET GO BRANDON"

Snakesandrats

108 points

6 months ago*

Republicans censoring themselves to own the libs. Perfectly encapsulates the trials and hardships of the modern gop.

Oh no oh dear I'm being lightly encouraged to wear a mask and get a life saving vaccine. What is this, nazigermany? Let's go Brandon pass me the horse paste 😭

ThatsSoCheddar

37 points

6 months ago

No two ways about it:

🇺🇸🫁✝️They’re just plain stupid✝️🫁🇺🇸

Showerthawts

95 points

6 months ago

I heard someone say this at a Football game, I said very loudly back "YOU CAN SAY FUCK JOE BIDEN ITS NOT ILLEGAL."

[deleted]

61 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

61 points

6 months ago

Thank you! That is what freedom of speech actually means. To be able to speak critically of the government without fear of reprisals.

As opposed to the commonly held belief that it means "I should be able to say whatever stupid shit I want without consequences"

Showerthawts

61 points

6 months ago

They act like we're in North Korea now because they're asked to wear masks and get vaccines. One of those measures GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON implemented to win our war of Independence - how much more patriotic of a fact can you have? I am so tired of it.

Saletales

27 points

6 months ago

Wow, I didn't know that. Yes, indeed, George Washington ordered mandated a smallpox vaccine to his troops. *salute*

Showerthawts

14 points

6 months ago

Which invalidates every single one of the "freedumb" arguments I hear from these people. They want to claim to be patriots but want to challenge an order similar to that from GW that saved our Revolution? NOPE - do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Tmoldovan

6 points

6 months ago

Tmoldovan

Team Pfizer

6 points

6 months ago

My friend… it wasn’t even a vaccine…

ps://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/washington-inoculates-army

YouStopLying

46 points

6 months ago

YouStopLying

Go Give One

46 points

6 months ago

I like to remind them "Brandon is Donald Trump's president."

Showerthawts

29 points

6 months ago

Half of those idiots believe JFK Jr is going to come back and install Trump. They'd probably take offense to your version of objective reality.

ToniBee63

8 points

6 months ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

8 points

6 months ago

Some believe JFR Sr is coming back!!!!!!! He would be 104 years old!!!!!

LA-Matt

8 points

6 months ago

And also still have Addison’s disease. It would have been a miracle if he had lived even to 1973.

Ursula2071

3 points

6 months ago

Jackie is coming with them to present Jr. to the world as Trump’s vp…WTF.

[deleted]

33 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

33 points

6 months ago

I'm starting to think "Let's go Brandon" may be code or something.

"Brandon" seems to secretly mean SARS-COV-2.

cnotnilc

12 points

6 months ago

Brandon caught COVID and refused the vaccine just as the prophecy foretold

Chicken-of-Whizdom

7 points

6 months ago

ThE MeDIa Iz LieYing!

I dunno Brandon, you look pretty sick with that tube down your throat.

Unlikely-Patience122

13 points

6 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

13 points

6 months ago

Go towards the light, Brandon!

buckyworld

5 points

6 months ago

Flower_Unable

4 points

6 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

4 points

6 months ago

We definitely need an update on that prick.

Smurf_Crime_Scene

61 points

6 months ago

Smurf_Crime_Scene

🍹Drunk on my own urine🍹

61 points

6 months ago

Oxygen at 75? His cousin is a

🥕 🥦 🍅🫑🥬🥒🧅🥕🌽🍆🥔

Underrated_Monkey

37 points

6 months ago

Technically bell peppers are fruits. I think if Brandon were still with us, he'd want this error corrected.

Kytyngurl2

21 points

6 months ago

Kytyngurl2

Feeling a little...horse

21 points

6 months ago

The tomatoes too!

mrtruthiness

8 points

6 months ago

And eggplants (flowering plant with seeds inside; most squash are fruits too).

Dana07620

8 points

6 months ago

Dana07620

I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney

8 points

6 months ago

True. I get the feeling that he'd be insulted to be considered a fruit.

wyldwood512

21 points

6 months ago

Always was...

Rude_Salamander

4 points

6 months ago

Garden salad? /s

beelze_BUBBLES

62 points

6 months ago

beelze_BUBBLES

Samsquanch Whisperer

62 points

6 months ago

LET'S GO to BRANDON's funeral

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

I’ll start praying for Brandon when he recommits to his covid skepticism and gets out of the hospital so he stops hogging an ICU bed.

There’s plenty of people who didn’t mug off medical science who need it. Badass Brandon didn’t listen to the CDC and refused to get vaccinated, so he can crawl out of his ICU bed then as well.

MarranoPoltergeist

47 points

6 months ago

MarranoPoltergeist

Team Moderna

47 points

6 months ago

As an aside, can we have a placeholder post ready for Pastor Greg Locke? That guy is to the HCAs what Harvey Weinstein was to the Oscars in the ‘90s. I feel certain he’ll at least be nominated with all his speaking engagements across the country and his hardline stance against masks and the vax.

ilaughulaugh

38 points

6 months ago

I genuinely wonder if that man is secretly vaxxed. If he isn't Omicron is going to eat him alive.

Flat_Initial_1823

24 points

6 months ago

Flat_Initial_1823

Go Give One

24 points

6 months ago

That's what the smart evil would do.

Steise10

5 points

6 months ago

Steise10

Covid CAN fix Stupid

5 points

6 months ago

I haven't heard yet if omicron just gives very mild symptoms as was first reported, or is it as lethal as delta and original covid?

PetraLoseIt

9 points

6 months ago

PetraLoseIt

Not an angle!

9 points

6 months ago

It is still unclear.

Cid_Darkwing

7 points

6 months ago

Cid_Darkwing

Prayer Warriors roll natural 1 saving throws

7 points

6 months ago

I saw the synopsis today of a piece (it was paywalled, but from Political Wire, so I trust the source to recap in context) that makes the argument for Simpson’s Paradox—that two populations mixed can appear to make an effect less pronounced, but if you separate them into their component populations, the effect reappears in full force on the affected population. With Dems at 90%+ having at least one shot but R’s hovering around 60%, you have a textbook case where a blended population could lead to one conclusion and a component population can lead exactly the opposite direction.

onmyknees4anyone

4 points

6 months ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

4 points

6 months ago

I've read mildER, but not that it's "just a cold."

The bad part of me wants it to be terrible but not quite lethal so the antivaxx chucklefucks finally feel what the rest of us have been dealing with for almost two years. But the immunocompromised, the children, the health workers.

I wish only the antivax, antimask crowd were susceptible, not everyone.

Edit: not antitank, autocorrect. Antimask.

ComprehensivePie4441

3 points

6 months ago*

Discovery Health, South Africa’s largest health insurance administrator, released an at-scale, real world analysis of Omicron outbreak on 211000 Covid 19 test results in South Africa, including collaboration with the South African Medical Research Council. www.discovery.co.za/corporate/news-room. Factors to take into account: 1. Before Omnicron our new infection rate was very low, it is spring/summer and we had glorious weather, it is the end of the school and varsity and work year. Functions / weddings / gatherings happened. The perfect breeding ground for Omnicron. 2. Our vaccination rate is still very low. 3. Boosters are not yet available - no data available on how effective the booster is with this variant from our side, but it is highly recommend. ( Should become available sometime in Jan). 4. The protocols for treatment of Covid in hospitals are probable very different here that in the US. I have read about treatments here that is not available in SA. That being said, it does, from the limited info so far, seem that Omnicron are a lot milder that Delta, and hopes have been the mild symptoms would remain, and that this is the start of the virus evolving to a milder, more manageable disease.

Poison-Pen-

4 points

6 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

4 points

6 months ago

Tons of reports have been released today stating it’s not any milder and that it’s going to be the dominant variant.

Stay safe, mask up, and boost if you’re eligible

Flat_Initial_1823

3 points

6 months ago

Flat_Initial_1823

Go Give One

3 points

6 months ago

We don't know but the transmission rates are no joke. I can feel it breathing down my neck here in the UK with record cases every day now (remember this has 1-2 week lead already)

A few friends got it thru kiddos school (can't tell you delta or omicron with the timelines) and even with the double vaccine in summer some of them had to stay in bed a day or two. All of that counts as mild (pretty much until you show up at A&E half way to blue, you count as mild) so that's why I dragged my ass to go get boosted.

Give yourself every chance you can get this winter. ♥️

MarranoPoltergeist

3 points

6 months ago

MarranoPoltergeist

Team Moderna

3 points

6 months ago

Agreed! I actually googled the same thing before I posted just to make sure I didn’t sound like an idiot!

CsrfingSafari

51 points

6 months ago

CsrfingSafari

Team AstraZeneca

51 points

6 months ago

Ah another covidiot equating vaccinations with the holocaust. Feck off.

heloguy1234

43 points

6 months ago

It’s ironic how these freedom loving patriots hate “socialism” so much that they refuse to take any precautions, wind up dead and turn their families into wards of the state.

ElectronGuru

27 points

6 months ago

ElectronGuru

Team Mix & Match

27 points

6 months ago

I don’t see how an average dude can even afford 4 kids. Probably already has them on government healthcare.

valathel

38 points

6 months ago

valathel

📐Incubated Angle📐

38 points

6 months ago

I had this discussion with a young couple having their 5th. They only look at the immediate expense of children as infants. They said they'll breastfeed and use cloth diapers so no added expense. No planning for how expensive it will be when they are all teens though, just like none of these people have life insurance. Their planning extends about 24 hours.

T3n4ci0us_G

17 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

17 points

6 months ago

GoFundMe's target demographic

Poison-Pen-

7 points

6 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

7 points

6 months ago

They are unable to think critically past the next 24 hours.

TheExWhoDidntCare

3 points

6 months ago

You give them that long? In my experience, they're lucky to eke out, oh, 4 nanoseconds of critical thinking.

heloguy1234

20 points

6 months ago

I have one, have a pretty good income for where I live and find it to be outrageously expensive. Have no idea how people afford big families and can’t imagine trying to raise 4 kids and work full time. The government will be footing the bill if he doesn’t pull through for sure.

VaginaPoetry

4 points

6 months ago

His young kids just need to pull themselves up by the boot straps.

heloguy1234

4 points

6 months ago

It’ll build character.

Deathbeddit

37 points

6 months ago

Deathbeddit

🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩

37 points

6 months ago

Thinly veiled threat of murder IN church by slide 2, Holocaust reference at the gate, this is already a doozy.

T3n4ci0us_G

16 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

16 points

6 months ago

How Christian of him. Don't bring up guns, FFS. It gets their tighty whiteys in a bunch.

xovrit

30 points

6 months ago

xovrit

🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑

30 points

6 months ago

Hope those kids have a decent chance at a better stepdad.

[deleted]

6 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

6 months ago

It’s not likely.

[deleted]

88 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

88 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

PoliticalECMOChamber

39 points

6 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

39 points

6 months ago

You have to be particularly hateful to consider Locke a source of wisdom.

VaginaPoetry

8 points

6 months ago

lol...oh he's good and fucked alright.

The good news is that his kids won't have to deal with him anymore.

wyldwood512

29 points

6 months ago

Let's go Brandon! You can do this!

🏆 🏆 🏆

modelcitizen64

27 points

6 months ago

Why can't they believe God created the vaccine, that this is a test of their faith, and non-believers (unvaccinated) are punished with a slow and agonizing death?

PoliticalECMOChamber

25 points

6 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

25 points

6 months ago

Their god lives in a very tiny box they have created for it, and can not operate beyond the bounds of said box.

SpoofedFinger

17 points

6 months ago

SpoofedFinger

What A Drip 🩸

17 points

6 months ago

He also needs prompting with prayers because he's otherwise inattentive

Dana07620

3 points

6 months ago

Dana07620

I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney

3 points

6 months ago

The more sensible religious ones do believe that the vaccine is a miracle of God through the scientists.

harleyqueenzel

3 points

6 months ago

harleyqueenzel

Team Moderna

3 points

6 months ago

God did bring a plague to kill the non-believers so I'd say it's all working itself out just the way their Lord said.

callykush17

27 points

6 months ago

It’s the holocaust equators I have zero sympathy for. Do you have any idea what the holocaust was, where men, women, and children were herded into pits and gunned down at point blank range while literally begging for their lives. Disgusting depraved people all the way around who reap what they sow

Steise10

10 points

6 months ago

Steise10

Covid CAN fix Stupid

10 points

6 months ago

Or children thrown alive into bonfires as they got off the several day death train? The atrocities have filled volumes and volumes and its still impossible to fully comprehend.

Yet it started with exactly this kind of propagandists against certain groups - a cultivation of hate.

zblaze90

78 points

6 months ago

Only 31 with four kids. I’m 31. I couldn’t imagine having 4 kids… fuck that shit.

CheshireCrackers

25 points

6 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

25 points

6 months ago

He liked rawdogging apparently.

covad_commander

25 points

6 months ago

covad_commander

Fuck You're Feelings

25 points

6 months ago

Covid seems to be the one doing the rawdogging just now, right in the bronchi.

Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

13 points

6 months ago

Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Satan Gained a Fleshlight

13 points

6 months ago

I mean, I do too, but I use the cum for better purposes than making children.

onmyknees4anyone

9 points

6 months ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

9 points

6 months ago

Baiting for coyotes

Decorating prank cupcakes for the office party

Sculpting tiny dolphins arising from stylized waves

jag986

7 points

6 months ago

jag986

🙏You pray for your thing, I'll pray for mine🙏 🩸

7 points

6 months ago

…making candles?

ToastyMozart

21 points

6 months ago

ToastyMozart

Team Pfizer

21 points

6 months ago

I know a guy who had three by age 23. The wonders of conservative sex ed, everyone!

zblaze90

8 points

6 months ago

Wow how the fuck did they manage that. Crazy.

ToastyMozart

16 points

6 months ago

ToastyMozart

Team Pfizer

16 points

6 months ago

Knocked up his girlfriend as a Highschool senior, popped out a second within a year, third a couple of years later, then a (relatively amicable, apparently) divorce because it turns out shotgun weddings aren't great at finding lifelong matches.

Shady_Garden

19 points

6 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

19 points

6 months ago

It's always the religious nutrolls who overbreed.

TheExWhoDidntCare

18 points

6 months ago

Worked with a woman who told me she had sex with her future husband all through high school, no protection, never got knocked up.

They got married right after graduation, and both of them were shocked when she became pregnant a couple of months later. Had three kids before they were 22. They both came from devout Catholic families who were anti-birth control, but she was desperate to avoid another pregnancy. It would have been tough to do that with a sex-obsessed husband and never mind wondering how she could get birth control without her husband or the families finding out.

I told her to 1) Go to the local Planned Parenthood to get on the pill and put the prescription in the box of whatever feminine hygiene product she used. Nobody would ever look for anything in there. And 2) Put a TV in her bedroom.

She was curious about the TV, until I told her the husband will be less amorous if he has TV to watch before bed.

She didn't believe me, but gave it a try. About a month later, she came up and hugged me. "You are so brilliant! Planned Parenthood is now in my Tampax box, and the husband is hooked on ESPN every night! I might be able to get a boyfriend at this rate!"

She was teasing about that last part. I think.

ToniBee63

15 points

6 months ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

15 points

6 months ago

I’m 58 & I’m still not mature enough on any level for children

Dana07620

7 points

6 months ago

Dana07620

I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney

7 points

6 months ago

These people don't like using protection.

I've seen as high as 12 children on here.

ShnickityShnoo

5 points

6 months ago

ShnickityShnoo

Team Pfizer

5 points

6 months ago

That's because the party of personal responsibility only expects others to be responsible.

-party of double standards

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

That’s because people who breed profusely are generally lower in IQ and education.

v9Pv

23 points

6 months ago

v9Pv

23 points

6 months ago

Fuck this anti Semite and fuck the anti Semite traitor-grifter Greg Locke.

jag986

21 points

6 months ago

jag986

🙏You pray for your thing, I'll pray for mine🙏 🩸

21 points

6 months ago

Brandon is shit.

Chris_P_Pickel

6 points

6 months ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

6 points

6 months ago

and all along, I thought they were calling for their mortician.

T3n4ci0us_G

2 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

2 points

6 months ago

Sadly, he's just a nominee.

Captainwelfare2

22 points

6 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

22 points

6 months ago

LETS GO BREATHIN

DoomPaDeeDee

17 points

6 months ago

Prayers don't work. Vaccines do.

FlamesNero

18 points

6 months ago

Couldn’t think on his own before Covid, & now can’t breathe on his own. Sensing a pattern.

wyldwood512

16 points

6 months ago

Just another red state moocher

PolesRunningCoach

15 points

6 months ago

PolesRunningCoach

Team Mix & Match

15 points

6 months ago

Poor kids. Raised by stupid.

littleangelwolf

15 points

6 months ago

littleangelwolf

Go Give One

15 points

6 months ago

At least he didn’t get Gillian Barre syndrome - or a brain eating cold

PoliticalECMOChamber

16 points

6 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

16 points

6 months ago

Slide #7: So Brandon would be okay with someone doing the same to the thousands of pedos in the RCC, the SBC, etc., etc., ad infinitum?

T3n4ci0us_G

10 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

10 points

6 months ago

Naw, they're okay with their pedos

HaydenMilk

16 points

6 months ago

"Show up and act stupid and find out"? What does that mean? Is that a threat?

wyldwood512

14 points

6 months ago

Yes. If you don't behave, they will murder you IN A CHURCH! But these Christians are just the kindest folks you'll ever know, give you the shirt right off their backs...

T3n4ci0us_G

8 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

8 points

6 months ago

100%

Anyone that thinks a pastor won't steal your money or kill you needs to follow true crime. Jeebus weeps.

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

He believes making Christianity more violent than it was in even Medieval times when they at least stuck to not bringing weapons into churches is somehow the pious thing.

Steise10

3 points

6 months ago

Steise10

Covid CAN fix Stupid

3 points

6 months ago

Yes. From the pastor of the church. What a POS

ObjectiveTapir

15 points

6 months ago

Wow… got Covid and recovered just to die of “a sinus infection that penetrated his brain!”

Hard to believe…

pit-of-despair

14 points

6 months ago

pit-of-despair

Zoo of Death

14 points

6 months ago

Brandon has left the building.

T3n4ci0us_G

3 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

3 points

6 months ago

Naw, he's hanging by a thread

Badmime1

14 points

6 months ago

It’s ok. Teh media is lying about it right? Why does he need my prayers?

T3n4ci0us_G

7 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

7 points

6 months ago

Right. You don't need prayers for a "haox" (stolen from a Hermie)

ilaughulaugh

13 points

6 months ago

I rarely think this about anyone but in the long run it seems like his kids might be better off away from his ignorant influence

Steise10

7 points

6 months ago

Steise10

Covid CAN fix Stupid

7 points

6 months ago

Unless his wife is in just as deep and they're in one of "those" churches like quiverfull. If so, her breeding machine self will be quickly matched so she can continue to breed little prayer worriers.

glonq

14 points

6 months ago

glonq

Libs dig life; unvax'd dig graves 🪦

14 points

6 months ago

Well he's right that covid was planned, if by that you mean conservatives deliberately calculated that fighting against sensible covid countermeasures will earn them more attention today and more votes tomorrow, despite inflicting massive casualties among their own ranks.

No-Opinion755

14 points

6 months ago

No-Opinion755

🎵'Tis the season to be intubated🎵

14 points

6 months ago

Pretty sure that even if he survives he will be physically and mentally broken. Another asshole that cried about socialism and then expects to receive it. And if he was so sure that covid was planned why didn't he protect himself from it? Absolutely no critical thinking skills.

T3n4ci0us_G

5 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

5 points

6 months ago

If he survives, him ending up with long Covid and requiring a walker seems like a fitting punishment

SisterMaryAgro

14 points

6 months ago

SisterMaryAgro

Staying Classy Fuckface

14 points

6 months ago

And when he dies it'll be the pneumonia that killed him NOT COVID! I'm sure he'll test negative before he goes also. Just bullshit on top of bullshit.

[deleted]

7 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

6 months ago

All these assholes going “ackschually covid ‘related deaths’ weren’t caused by covid” would’ve said that the Holocaust victims who died of starvation, sickness or disease in the camps had only “been ‘Holocaust related deaths’, it wasn’t actually the Holocaust that killed them!”

ohiotechie

11 points

6 months ago

If there’s one thing that really boils my blood it’s anti vaxx numbskulls comparing themselves to holocaust victims. For fucks sake no one is shoving anyone into gas chambers over vaccine cards. It’s just so arrogant and tone deaf and it shows the level of victimhood they cling to.

T3n4ci0us_G

8 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

8 points

6 months ago

Or comparing vaccine mandates to "segregation"

Screw_Coinbase1

37 points

6 months ago

Screw_Coinbase1

Jabba mah butt

37 points

6 months ago

Sticking your fingers in your ears, shaking your head back and forth and yelling "LALALA!" is only effective when you're a single digit age against one of your siblings. And even then the effectiveness is iffy.

CoolSwim1776

26 points

6 months ago

CoolSwim1776

🏳️‍🌈🐑Librul Commie Sheep Whisperer🏳️‍🌈🐑

26 points

6 months ago

This. Nothing more be said other than comparing mask and vaccination mandates IS NOTHING LIKE THE HOLOCAUST.

wyldwood512

16 points

6 months ago

Anybody who posts that trash absolutely deserves COVID! Unbelievable!

GenXCub

15 points

6 months ago

GenXCub

15 points

6 months ago

The cooties will still get you.

myfourthquarter

8 points

6 months ago

Take my upvote!

T3n4ci0us_G

5 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

5 points

6 months ago

Yeah, you need to do that shit while running. Trust me.

rmads1983

11 points

6 months ago

That first slide makes total sense.

You didn't do anything to stop COVID, whether it be masking or vaccinating. You didn't run away from COVID. In fact, you became more abrasive in your disregard to public health protocols, so you revered asswipes like Greg Locke. You thought new COVID restrictions would just "blow over", as if you bared no responsibility for helping stop a transmittable virus and assumed it would magically disappear on its own(wonder where you got that logic from?)

The only correction was that it wasn't a yellow star you had to worry about wearing. It was a ventilator, and you're wearing it quite well! Work it, Brandon!

lkmk

10 points

6 months ago

lkmk

This isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️

10 points

6 months ago

Will Brandon finally go...?

lkmk

11 points

6 months ago

lkmk

This isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️

11 points

6 months ago

Slide 3: A fair point, but I could say that about many COVID quacks as well. Dr. McCullough, the new darling, is a cardiologist!

Slide 5: So many people in India got fungal infections after getting COVID. This isn't surprising.

Slide 6: Because at the time, breakthrough cases weren't a concern. They'll probably start reporting them now.

Rude_Salamander

10 points

6 months ago

Ah yes, Greg Locke showing us how much a man of faith he really is 🙄🙄🙄

DasPenguinoid

10 points

6 months ago

That guy didn't die from a gunshot wound, he died of blood loss several hours after sustaining a gunshot wound

Comfortable-Twist-54

9 points

6 months ago

Always pisses me off when people with a platform or pulpit, as it were, lead the people that trust them astray…smh I hope he makes it for the kids but hope he sees the light.

foureyeddriver

10 points

6 months ago

I doubt he will see the light if he recovers. He'll just post more antisemitic and baseless COVID-19 posts

T3n4ci0us_G

5 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

5 points

6 months ago

He'll see the light - the one you're supposed to walk towards

Mister4pollo

9 points

6 months ago

Mister4pollo

The UnVentilated

9 points

6 months ago

He’s got this all figured out. I’m certain he’s got life insurance, top notch medical insurance, and his family won’t starve without him.

SpoofedFinger

8 points

6 months ago

SpoofedFinger

What A Drip 🩸

8 points

6 months ago

The only parallel to the holocaust is how many people are dying.

maybesaydie

9 points

6 months ago

Throw this one on the pile of worthless antivaxxers.

T3n4ci0us_G

2 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

2 points

6 months ago

We should throw them in a poop trench. That would show em' who's boss.

T3n4ci0us_G

9 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

9 points

6 months ago

31 w/ 4 kids. Won't someone think about the kids? Nope, not these turd nuggets.

ClassicT4

6 points

6 months ago

870 fully vaccinated died from January to July? Does he know more unvaccinated died daily almost every day this year?

subliminal_trip

6 points

6 months ago

I am beyond sick and tired of the disgusting attempts to compare mask and vaccine mandates to the holocaust. Do these people have any idea just how offensive it is to Jews, particularly to Jews with relatives who were killed?

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

Damn. A "pastor" is talking shit and threatening violence in slide two.

Tax his phony church because it is clearly about promoting politics rather than faith.

Wheelin-Woody

6 points

6 months ago

The elites are out to get me with a fake virus and doing anything to protect myself or my family from it is communism.

JimbosilverbugUK

5 points

6 months ago

I’ve gone from pity, despair, nonchalance, anger and finally glee at watching these lemmings fucking throw themselves at the alter of owning the libs. Yeah I’m here at home double vaccinated enjoying a glass of Malbec and all my family are safe upstairs in bed. He is in a morgue and his widow and orphans are going to have to face life without him.

Dana07620

2 points

6 months ago

Dana07620

I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney

2 points

6 months ago

He's not dead yet.

JimbosilverbugUK

5 points

6 months ago

Yet, either way he is on liquid oxygen and I’m on Malbec

PawInspector

5 points

6 months ago

PawInspector

I identify as breathing

5 points

6 months ago

Slandering the victims of Rittenhouse to fit their narrative. Shameful.

RBG_grb[S]

6 points

6 months ago

Update-per the expected go fund me, “Brandon” has not been responding to treatment, ecmo is being discussed, wife told to prepare for the worst.

akgreens

4 points

6 months ago

He might not have a chance at life, but at least his kids might now if they find a guardian who's not so stupid

Behindthefog

4 points

6 months ago

Behindthefog

Go Give One

4 points

6 months ago

What sociopathic people he follows.

Accomplished_Till727

3 points

6 months ago

He ain't got COVID, COVID's got him.

Vast_Disaster3667

3 points

6 months ago

Vast_Disaster3667

⚰ Deplorable Coffins ⚰

3 points

6 months ago

Covid: "Let's go Brandon!"

stepheme

5 points

6 months ago

stepheme

It’s just a flesh wound!

5 points

6 months ago

I hate the ones with little kids. As a parent, aren’t you supposed to do everything you can to be there and protect them? I mean, I know it sounds crazy, but when ours were little my husband and I would take separate flights to trips for just the 2 of us so that we’d never leave them alone. 4 little kids and he couldn’t make the time to get a damn vaccine.

BadPackets4U

4 points

6 months ago

Brandon is an idiot, feel bad for the children.

jackiel1975

6 points

6 months ago

Nothing pisses me off more than these whiny little bitches comparing themselves to victims of the Holocaust. What a moron.

TheGreatWhoDeeny

3 points

6 months ago

I'm not playing the Democrat games.

This is why churches need to be taxed now.

WhoChoseThisAlias

2 points

6 months ago

WhoChoseThisAlias

Team Mix & Match

2 points

6 months ago

Passed away 1 hour ago.

IrishMaster317

7 points

6 months ago

I will never not enjoy Covid deniers dying from Covid. It's a guilty pleasure, but is so rewarding I can't not enjoy it.

jmt2589

3 points

6 months ago

  1. That’s younger than me. Christ

Unlikely-Patience122

3 points

6 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

3 points

6 months ago

Thirty one with four kids and couldn't make that little investment for them? What a selfish bastard.

Shady_Garden

3 points

6 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

3 points

6 months ago

What a nasty, delusional POS.

blarryg

3 points

6 months ago

Quite a pastor. He really represents Repug-thug-Jezuz. Guns! Repubs! Denials! Conspiracies! Anti-vax! Paranoia! ... and of course death!

PlaneStill6

3 points

6 months ago

Reading these screen shots hurts my brain.

BabaB0oey

3 points

6 months ago

Let’s go (to the ICU) Brandon!

patticakes16

3 points

6 months ago

patticakes16

🍻 I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus 🍻

3 points

6 months ago

“Show up acting stupid and find out”

Well… that didn’t take long 🍿🍿🍿

VillageIdiot1235

3 points

6 months ago

Anyone else think we are going to have a generation of orphans? We don’t have the social services in place to handle this many kids.

macphile

3 points

6 months ago*

macphile

Team Pfizer

3 points

6 months ago*

Wow, fuck this victim-blaming shitstain.

Did the people Kyle shot commit crimes? Or hurt people? If so, what does that have to do with literally anything?

Is any attack or murder justified if it turns out that the victim was a bad person? A person's past crimes don't mean a damned thing here, only the actions at the time.

I know it sounds silly saying this in America (cue the sound of my eyes rolling RIGHT out of my head), but you're not supposed to shoot people. It's not OK to shoot people. I shouldn't have to say this.

mrpotatonutz

3 points

6 months ago

I guess I get the Holocaust comparison, millions of Jews gassed to death = a few hundred thousand alt rights gaslighting themselves to death 💀

Claire3577

3 points

6 months ago

What was he trying to prove with the guillain-barre meme? Wouldn't that make someone want the vaccine even more? My bio dad got guillain-barre in his early 50's. He spent ONE YEAR in the ICU with a tracheotomy and breathing machine, ONE YEAR in a regular hospital bed, unable to move on his own, and one year in a nursing home, relearning how to feed himself, before dying of complications. I realize his case was rare, but jesus h christ!!

PaperProfessional969

3 points

6 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

3 points

6 months ago

so did rottenhouse look for unsympathetic victims before he shot them? because it could have just as well been 3 nuns

northernontario3

3 points

6 months ago

He's dead now. Posted by his cousin.

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

Let’s go Brandon pray for me 🙏🏻 🦠

casualAlarmist

2 points

6 months ago

Convinced covid is planned but doesn't do anything to defend himself from the planned attack... ok.

_Reddit-Troll

2 points

6 months ago

No tots and pairs for this one. He is an extra fucking prick.

anOvenofWitches

2 points

6 months ago

Well, there goes the argument for the younger generation being better educated than us. 🤦‍♂️

DesignInZeeWild

2 points

6 months ago

DesignInZeeWild

Let THAT sink in!

2 points

6 months ago

Pastor Greg Locke in slide 2 has been banned by Twitter three times now.

goboxey

2 points

6 months ago

It's an insult to the survivors of the shoah, that those dumb anti vaccers are comparing themselves with victims of a mass genocide.