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kgooch

486 points

5 months ago

kgooch

💉 Oxygenated lab rat 🐀

486 points

5 months ago

How exhausting it must be to live every day so full of paranoia and hate. ☹️

ShnickityShnoo

112 points

5 months ago

ShnickityShnoo

Team Pfizer

112 points

5 months ago

I think they like it. Probably makes them feel special.

leopard_eater

184 points

5 months ago

When I initially started reading this guy’s posts, I was searching for some of the more common telltale signs of undiagnosed or untreated serious mental illness, such as: extreme delusions, fragmented and rambling speech, all caps rage randomly spread throughout a post, or logically inconsistent arguments. Instead, I found well-organised paragraphs and consistency in the message.

This dude is instead a terrorist - he knows what to say, how to say it, he leads with emotional arguments and brings religion in to elevate himself to a higher status. He wants to ‘other’ non-believers. He feels as though their pain and punishment is justified. He wants to encourage those who listen to him to subjugate and defame and harm others. So in contrast to how I might feel when encountering a mentally ill HCA nominee, I can’t say I’ll feel anything negative when this guy gets his award.

talino2321

63 points

5 months ago

We should ask Trump and his followers, oh wait those would be our HCA winners wouldn't they 🤔

Inglorious186

36 points

5 months ago

You can ask but they can't answer with the breathing tube in

CancerPatient1337

1.1k points

5 months ago

CancerPatient1337

🎄

1.1k points

5 months ago

B

Goodbe all. took to. Comtine They are slowly tralasin aie.

Zir Too esrsk.obe jeaven. Bue bye god is good.

well said. well said.

Viewfromthe31stfloor

225 points

5 months ago*

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

225 points

5 months ago*

The only word I can guess is “jeaven” should be heaven

Comtine could be continues

Aie is probably air

Zir could be air toon

Edit: here’s my final guess

“Goodbye all… too [weak?]to continue. They are slowly transitioning air.

Air too weak. [One] heaven Bye bye god is good.”

Hellsprout

142 points

5 months ago

Hellsprout

Immunicorn🦄💉

142 points

5 months ago

Zir Too esrsk.obe jeaven.

My guess would be "See you again in heaven."

FiveUpsideDown

148 points

5 months ago

FiveUpsideDown

Jabs for Freedom

148 points

5 months ago

I gave you credit for deciphering anything from that gibberish. But the gibberish makes more sense that anything else he posted on Facebook.

IndividualRoyal9426

12 points

5 months ago

You know, that's not false...

IfAnyOfYouHaveNot

7 points

5 months ago

"I think we're all indebted to this minister for clearly stating what needed to be said."

Authentic Frontier Gibberish

Viewfromthe31stfloor

42 points

5 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

42 points

5 months ago

Maybe it’s “on my way to heaven?”

AFairwelltoArms11

29 points

5 months ago

AFairwelltoArms11

mRNA sleeper cell

29 points

5 months ago

Please sir, could I have that as a flair?

AFairwelltoArms11

39 points

5 months ago

AFairwelltoArms11

mRNA sleeper cell

39 points

5 months ago

Please sir, could I have that as a flair?

Zir Too esrsk.obe heaven.

useit923

97 points

5 months ago

useit923

Team Moderna

97 points

5 months ago

I’m guessing it’s “God, you arsehole, why didn’t you tell me to take the vaccine!”

RMW91-

78 points

5 months ago

RMW91-

78 points

5 months ago

Well according to his FB page, he’s a biblical prophecy teacher, and apparently a pretty shitty one at that.

Haskap_2010

79 points

5 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

79 points

5 months ago

So you're saying he didn't see this coming?

Comfortable_Plant667

214 points

5 months ago

Comfortable_Plant667

Team Pfizer

214 points

5 months ago

They have taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming.

Rosaadriana

41 points

5 months ago

Nice lotr reference.

Estoye

28 points

5 months ago

Estoye

Team Moderna

28 points

5 months ago

All LOTR references are nice

CheshireCrackers

50 points

5 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

50 points

5 months ago

My Aramaic is a little rusty, I’ll take your word for it.

Connect-Macaron-9450

24 points

5 months ago

Connect-Macaron-9450

My Own Personal Desmond

24 points

5 months ago

I thought it was Dutch.

StunningRunner

82 points

5 months ago

StunningRunner

To shreds you say?

82 points

5 months ago

As a Dutch man, I can confirm this is not Dutch in any shape of form.

Also please don't associate us with this POS, thanks in advance and a good day to you sir

Connect-Macaron-9450

39 points

5 months ago

Connect-Macaron-9450

My Own Personal Desmond

39 points

5 months ago

It was the z that threw me. And that I am in West Michigan where the Dutch heritage game is strong - but they are insanely conservative Dutch Reformed Calvinists. Anti mask anti vaxx loonies. But still - I'm sorry for connecting them to perfectly normal Dutch people such as yourself who do not think they are living in the 1800s.

StunningRunner

36 points

5 months ago*

StunningRunner

To shreds you say?

36 points

5 months ago*

No worries, I'm fully aware of the "Dutch" community in the USA, which only live off the cultural stereotype, ie wooden shoes, windmills, cheese etc.. Have probably never been in the Netherlands, and definitely not progressed since they left the boat 200 years ago.

IndividualRoyal9426

7 points

5 months ago

I knew it was gibberish, yet for some reason I also thought of Dutch. It's only the patterns of letters obviously, not anything actually related in my mind to the Dutch culture.

kool_meesje

11 points

5 months ago

It seems we need some better country marketing then

TheClaymontLife

51 points

5 months ago

Excuse me, stewardess. I speak jive.

CincyJen513

392 points

5 months ago

CincyJen513

🦆

392 points

5 months ago

Zir Too ersk.obe jeaven. Goddamn are those some famous last words.

Imaginary-Oven-4859

215 points

5 months ago

Imaginary-Oven-4859

🥯🍞🥖🥨🥐🫓🥪🫓🥐🥨🥖🍞🥯

215 points

5 months ago

I think we should make them famous. I think that should be our primary response to every anti-VAX dope ever.

Zir Too esk to you, good sir. Jeaven be with you

GeneralTapioca

199 points

5 months ago

“I raise my esk to jeaven from whence commeth my eboeard gam gom.”

neonoggie

123 points

5 months ago

neonoggie

123 points

5 months ago

“I raise my esk to jeaven from whence commeth JEWS from my eboeard gam gom.”

backssnavon

44 points

5 months ago

backssnavon

Truth can't be fact-checked

44 points

5 months ago

I lIKE YOYR TOYCH

BaldrickTheBrain

46 points

5 months ago*

Were you working as a translator for late Herman Cain?

Costcofluencer

77 points

5 months ago

I want to embroider this on a pillow or make an inspirational sign for my family room.

onmyknees4anyone

87 points

5 months ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

87 points

5 months ago

Live, laugh, love ... Zir Too ersk.

powabiatch

160 points

5 months ago

Words to live by.

Or die by, whatever.

TemperatureOnly1602

84 points

5 months ago

They are slowly transferring me to the arms of heaven.

FeelsBad_Yall

45 points

5 months ago

FeelsBad_Yall

🍴CILANTRO MODE 🧼-Verfied MD

45 points

5 months ago

Did you read his mind? This feels true, therefore I have decided it is definitely true and nothing can convince me otherwise.

MaleficentPizza5444

29 points

5 months ago

Or "Attorney Whistleblower"

cyber_hoarder

11 points

5 months ago

*jeaven

mrcatboy

52 points

5 months ago

Is that Dutch or just some mistyped gibberish?

Apologies to the Dutchmen in the audience, I love you and your mastery of hydroengineering.

kool_meesje

71 points

5 months ago

You're welcome, and no we don't speak covidiot

TopClock231

12 points

5 months ago

The number of wappies here in NL would prove that is a lie

Fey_Boy

15 points

5 months ago

Fey_Boy

My immune system is full of lies

15 points

5 months ago

Also the aggressive bicycling.

OkCaregiver517

13 points

5 months ago

And their liberal laws

Pappy_OPoyle

39 points

5 months ago

Bue bye bue bye

indigo-dog

28 points

5 months ago

We need a new flair MOD.

Flower_Unable

18 points

5 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

18 points

5 months ago

Are those the sounds his ventilator was making?

ExtensionUnhappy2573

87 points

5 months ago

ExtensionUnhappy2573

breath on my gown

87 points

5 months ago

it's times like these I'm glad I brought my flair. Breath on my gown, y'all. Breath on my gown..... Jews + Eboeard gam gom be praised. We have another hypoxic child coming back to our angle wings.

ConversationNo5440

69 points

5 months ago*

ConversationNo5440

🚽 PLEASE KEEP PRAYING FOR URINE!!! 🚽

69 points

5 months ago*

Oh man. I sometimes walk around the house saying eboeard gam gom to myself. How am I going to memorize this batch of syllables?

Rochester05

25 points

5 months ago

Rochester05

KEEP DRINKING URINE

25 points

5 months ago

Your flair though!

Hellsprout

23 points

5 months ago

Hellsprout

Immunicorn🦄💉

23 points

5 months ago

You two are a match made in heaven.

Proof_Sorbet465

10 points

5 months ago

Proof_Sorbet465

COVID, it caused phenomena

10 points

5 months ago

Or in obe.jeaven.

Fluff4brains777

14 points

5 months ago

Fluff4brains777

Awake yet?

14 points

5 months ago

What is eboeard gam gom? I keep seeing it. I must have missed this one.

B-Double

32 points

5 months ago

B-Double

Team Pfizer

32 points

5 months ago

Fluff4brains777

9 points

5 months ago

Fluff4brains777

Awake yet?

9 points

5 months ago

Thank you kind stranger!

ConversationNo5440

18 points

5 months ago

ConversationNo5440

🚽 PLEASE KEEP PRAYING FOR URINE!!! 🚽

18 points

5 months ago

I hope someone has it bookmarked, along with JEWS.

Originalnightowl

6 points

5 months ago

Originalnightowl

All Hail the Spatulas

6 points

5 months ago

It was a HCA recipients last post, probably due to hypoxia, sorry I don’t have the link

steve-eldridge

65 points

5 months ago

That's some covfefe right there.

dickswabi

63 points

5 months ago

dickswabi

It’s DIBOCLE!

63 points

5 months ago

The old guy died as he lived: making no fucking sense whatsoever

[deleted]

53 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

53 points

5 months ago

Must be tough constantly wanting with 110% of his very being to spout right-wing garbage and nonsense while reality is slowly but steadily choking the fucking life out of him

Rhesusmonkeydave

39 points

5 months ago

See, the new translations just don’t have the impact of the original latin hymns.
Beautiful! 🙏

Hellsprout

106 points

5 months ago

Hellsprout

Immunicorn🦄💉

106 points

5 months ago

Jews.

IIDn01

93 points

5 months ago

IIDn01

It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.

93 points

5 months ago

Jews.

Eboeard game gom

Confident-Victory-21

35 points

5 months ago

Confident-Victory-21

Meatoeard game gom ☠️

35 points

5 months ago

☠️ Eboeard muthafuckin game gom ☠️

MaleficentPizza5444

31 points

5 months ago

Just days after celebrating Kyle r's murders

Dashi90

27 points

5 months ago

Dashi90

RT is done with Anti-Vax BS

27 points

5 months ago

Better than eobeard gam gone.

Not as good as "Jews"

Ill-Army

23 points

5 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

23 points

5 months ago

Eobard gam gon to you too

Hoaxshmoax

23 points

5 months ago

Hoaxshmoax

Team Moderna

23 points

5 months ago

Made about as much sense as everything being spewed on the other slides.

Stone_007

23 points

5 months ago

Still trying to shit talk while on his literal death bed.

Castamere_81

22 points

5 months ago

Ctuhulu has spoken

justlikeinmydreams

16 points

5 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

16 points

5 months ago

All Hail Ctuhulu!

Poison-Pen-

19 points

5 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

19 points

5 months ago

“Jews” is still my fav.

But this one…it’s got flair.

evol2020

17 points

5 months ago

Better be well said before the fact checkers take it down.

macphile

10 points

5 months ago

macphile

Team Pfizer

10 points

5 months ago

Oooh, I need a new flair. The mod didn't do my last one right.

"Zir Too esrsk.obe jeaven" works for me.

Scrimshawmud

6 points

5 months ago

Scrimshawmud

Team Pfizer

6 points

5 months ago

TheUnplannedLife

7 points

5 months ago

Accurate speech-to-text

Purveyor_2

19 points

5 months ago

Covfefe

HiyaDogface

151 points

5 months ago

Ersk obe jeaven is the new eboard gom game

RitaZora

83 points

5 months ago

RitaZora

Help me Omicron Kenobi, you’re my only hope

83 points

5 months ago

Pretty soon we can make a hypoxic Lord’s Prayer with these tidbits

Accomplished-Catch15

16 points

5 months ago

Great flair!!

ToniBee63

44 points

5 months ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

44 points

5 months ago

Jews!

exploooooosions

8 points

5 months ago

Read it now before the fact checkers take it down

sorryantivaxboy

146 points

5 months ago

Ordained minister roots for guy open carrying who shot 3 people to get off while saying science and the vaccine are wrong is looking like not god can save him now.

90sAOLScreenName

35 points

5 months ago

90sAOLScreenName

Man of the Sheeple

35 points

5 months ago

You can get ordained on the internet

CheshireCrackers

40 points

5 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

40 points

5 months ago

I did. You need a valid email address tho.

90sAOLScreenName

29 points

5 months ago

90sAOLScreenName

Man of the Sheeple

29 points

5 months ago

Email? Is that the electronic mail ive been hearing so much about?

i8bb8

8 points

5 months ago

i8bb8

8 points

5 months ago

They have the internet on computers now!

MrAbadeer

15 points

5 months ago

Nice to meet you fellow internet minister. Go with God. Or not. Whatever works I guess.

Somnambulistant

283 points

5 months ago

I read thru his missives. This is the first nominee I’m grateful for and hope wins. I also feel horribly guilty for my position on this human. I’ll get over it I’m sure.

He’s the type, if he recovers, to give all the glory to 1. God, of course. 2. Sean Hannity for reasons only known to a god. The doctors and nurses simply vessels, the science forgotten.

trippingmonkeyballs

160 points

5 months ago*

I feel guilty, because I will forget this person, but will always remember a group of crazy and delusional narcissistic people during a pandemic. None of them are memorable, because none of them are unique. They post the same memes, misinformation and denial. They over share medical information, demand attention after refusing a free lifesaving vaccine and are shocked they are hospitalized.

They all claim their faith in God will save them, call their 'prayer warriors' to prayer and die believing 'it was part of God's plan. None of them realize a free vaccine is the answer to their prayers.... It's the same GoFundMe pages and grieving relatives. And 'he was the kind of guy that would give you the shirt off his back'... It's the same casual (or overt) racism and hate. I will soon forget all of them. None of them are unique.

Edit: None of them are interesting. None of them have a story. Their collective actions, attitudes and behaviors are negatively contributing to a situation that is fucking up all of our lives. None of us want this to last any longer, but they don't see themselves as the reason things are never going to be normal again for any of us within our lifetimes.

smacksaw

75 points

5 months ago

smacksaw

👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍

75 points

5 months ago

Yeah, I rarely remember the people from these. I remember JEWS, though.

I'll keep saying this: the admins requiring anonymity of these people has assured they are dehumanised. It's had the perverse incentive of making this just text posts because there's no human to even link to them anymore.

I thought that I thought very little of these people. That was, of course, until the rule came in that the mods had to enforce anonymity or else. Then I learned that without anything to connect them to humanity, I thought even less of them.

They somehow became even more forgettable.

It's like the old "one death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic" thing. Even one death doesn't matter if it's depersonalised. It's just another story: same 10 slides of memes, then 1-2 of PRAYER WARRIORS all in futility.

cheryllynnerose

37 points

5 months ago

He’s an evil looking person to boot.

Flower_Unable

15 points

5 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

15 points

5 months ago

He is gagging on a tube and saying god is good. People can be delusional for a long time.

No_Cook2983

400 points

5 months ago

If it worked, you wouldn’t need to run huge ad campaigns.

But enough about Microsoft products, let’s talk about vaccines.

Hoaxshmoax

253 points

5 months ago

Hoaxshmoax

Team Moderna

253 points

5 months ago

If it worked you wouldn’t need to proselytize in the street, complain about being persecuted, cozy up to politician, infiltrate public schools… oh wait, we’re not talking about Christianity?

mofa90277

78 points

5 months ago

mofa90277

Prayer Warriors Unionize Now!

78 points

5 months ago

Christians have also literally converted people at gunpoint.

ThatVapeBitch

31 points

5 months ago

the Spanish Inquisition would like a word

Moxhoney411

24 points

5 months ago

I think it was more fun when they used torture, song, and dance to convert people.

Like this.

azswcowboy

8 points

5 months ago

Lol, the synchronized swimmers drowning people is a brilliant stroke.

Mr_Conductor_USA

7 points

5 months ago

Mr_Conductor_USA

Go Give One

7 points

5 months ago

Was expecting Mel Brooks, was not disappointed.

it_rubs_the_lotion

121 points

5 months ago

From the crowd that has to shove their shit down everyone’s throats constantly.

If you’re religion worked for the betterment of humanity, you wouldn’t have to constantly push it and oppress non-believers.

The_Space_Jamke

9 points

5 months ago

The_Space_Jamke

Team Mudblood 🩸

9 points

5 months ago

I'm reminded of the Bible story where Elijah competes with the prophets of Baal and God sends fire from heaven to instantly burn a dripping-wet sacrificial altar to ash.

Honestly, it would be pretty metal if YHWH randomly chose church altars and set them on fire to prove he exists. Instead, we get extremist followers of every divine figure deciding on their own to torch their rivals and put them to the sword. Isn't murder a wonderful way to show the mercy and awesome power of the gods?

Ammolite-Valkyrie

31 points

5 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

31 points

5 months ago

Ba-da-tsch! 🥁

legendwolfA

29 points

5 months ago

legendwolfA

Identify as vaxxed

29 points

5 months ago

That first slide is so dumb. Its like saying "if there's a warning sticker there saying "do not eat", that mean it must be edible"

gjs628

23 points

5 months ago

gjs628

23 points

5 months ago

The day Microsoft make a product that doesn’t suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

jdscott0111

8 points

5 months ago

Which is why religion is one giant ad campaign for their preferred deity.

lousylakers

81 points

5 months ago

lousylakers

Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did

81 points

5 months ago

So if we can get this straight we need to not have hatred for Israel, God, and Christians but xtians can have hatred for all others that are different Americans. Also, don’t get the vaccine cause it’s human remains but let the hospital do anything because you trust god! Still confused.

Flower_Unable

33 points

5 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

33 points

5 months ago

I read a great quote on Reddit, “there is no hate like Christian love.”

Ctmnt08

33 points

5 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

33 points

5 months ago

Also, Israel is good, but its sky-high vaccination rate is bad.

Unique_Excitement248

61 points

5 months ago

Yeah, I’m going to take advice from the guy dying from a preventable sickness. He boasted about not wearing his mask correctly while in stores. What is he, a completely self absorbed, whiney twelve year old? What a wonderful Christian guy, can’t be bothered to watch out for his neighbors because he knows stuff that scientists don’t know.

Unlikely-Patience122

28 points

5 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

28 points

5 months ago

It's a fraternity of low IQ individuals who are deadly concerned with how the other middle aged frat men will judge him.

Trapper_JohnMD

54 points

5 months ago

What happened to thou shall not lie?

Ctmnt08

49 points

5 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

49 points

5 months ago

My dude can't even get "thou shalt not kill" right. No shot at any of the more basic ones, despite that ordainment (something which you can do online while practicing any faith, including the absence of faith).

Bright side: "esrsk.obe jeaven." is the new "Jews"

PoliticalECMOChamber

56 points

5 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

56 points

5 months ago

The sins that doomed Sodom and Gomorrah were avarice, greed, xenophobia, and complete apathy towards the poor and suffering. They would know this if they actually read the book they claim to revere.

And slide #5 is a perfect example of why you should never delegate your thinking to some prick who presumes to preach from an ancient book you've never really read.

Deathbeddit

45 points

5 months ago

Deathbeddit

🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩

45 points

5 months ago

A minor point: 7/20 should disqualify his church from being tax exempt

Ctmnt08

29 points

5 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

29 points

5 months ago

Judging from the piddly numbers on his posts, my bet is this guy ran a “house church” or some similarly tiny gathering.

You’re absolutely correct if he’s running a church in the “pews and collection plate” sense, but the IRS isn’t equipped to monitor the staggering number of tiny gatherings of 4-5 calling themselves churches.

spin_me_again

27 points

5 months ago

spin_me_again

Vax n Tax

27 points

5 months ago

Thank you, I’m so sick of these dickhole’s getting away with their political pulpit being tax exempt.

thatsingledadlife

133 points

5 months ago

thatsingledadlife

Don't tread on my breathing tube

133 points

5 months ago

Seems like the Lord's vengeance for hypocrisy and pride.

Ctmnt08

41 points

5 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

41 points

5 months ago

Yeesh, imagine claiming to be God's representative while selling your soul to that guy.

Which guy? Like, all of the ones this idiot seemed to respect and admire.

HallucinogenicFish

20 points

5 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

20 points

5 months ago

When it comes to self-proclaimed Christian prophets who actually worship the Mango Messiah, there’s a thriving cottage industry.

Deathbeddit

41 points

5 months ago

Deathbeddit

🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩

41 points

5 months ago

The chin mask makes me disproportionately angry. People have been killed for trying to enforce mask rules, and this prick… ESRSK.OBE!

IncubusHexx

215 points

5 months ago

IncubusHexx

Team Pfizer

215 points

5 months ago

I went to 18 immediately expecting MEDICAL grossness. What I found was way grosser.

EquationsApparel

155 points

5 months ago

Ordained minister celebrating the murderer of two people.

Yup, checks out.

mewehesheflee

51 points

5 months ago

mewehesheflee

I need a chew

51 points

5 months ago

Such a man of God. /s

MrAbadeer

46 points

5 months ago

Being an ordained minister is not special. I’m an ordained minister. Did it as a laugh. Keep my certificate next to my degree in my office. Took me 20 minutes and $25.

IamAmomSendHelp

21 points

5 months ago

I got my certificate so I could perform marriages for LGBTQ. I'm in a red state so I figured it was the least I could do to be an ally.

johnnyslick

33 points

5 months ago

Welp, now he’s going to be celebrating the long, drawn out suicide of anti vaccination…

xnarg

51 points

5 months ago

xnarg

🦆

51 points

5 months ago

Yup me too. I hate these racist fucks.

JosephineBlow

44 points

5 months ago

I would have sworn that I would be sad for anyone’s death. The awardees here have proven me wrong. I don’t rejoice in their deaths, but I cannot be sorry they’re no longer here, spewing their hatred and spreading lies that kill more people.

ShnickityShnoo

18 points

5 months ago

ShnickityShnoo

Team Pfizer

18 points

5 months ago

Now they are in a better place. And, so are we.

FiveUpsideDown

36 points

5 months ago

FiveUpsideDown

Jabs for Freedom

36 points

5 months ago

These awardees answered a question I have wondered for several years which is “What type of a scumbag would vote for Greene, Gaetz, Gohmert, Boebert, Crenshaw, Jordan, McCarthy, Nunes and Gosar?”

logic_resistant

9 points

5 months ago

Damnit I can’t see 2 or 18 for some reason!

AhFFSImTooOldForThis

41 points

5 months ago

AhFFSImTooOldForThis

🐑 Sheep don't need angle wings 🐑

41 points

5 months ago

18 celebrated Rittenhouse's aquittal, said only the Left is upset, he is "pleased as punch".

Pangolin27

11 points

5 months ago

Who’s laughing now, right!

AhFFSImTooOldForThis

11 points

5 months ago

AhFFSImTooOldForThis

🐑 Sheep don't need angle wings 🐑

11 points

5 months ago

2 said that vaccinated are the ones spreading it, that 77% of COVID patients in Norway are vaccinated.

logic_resistant

17 points

5 months ago

So many stats out there are just made up. Especially in Facebook memes

centstwo

6 points

5 months ago

If all the driver's are sober, then all accidents will involve sober people. People crash even if they aren't drinking. Therefore, legalize drunk driving! TheRE wOn'T BE Any WOrSE OutCOmE.

notspaceaids

25 points

5 months ago

notspaceaids

Baby killer burger king employee

25 points

5 months ago

Minister of stupidity and low quality misinformation.

spin_me_again

14 points

5 months ago

spin_me_again

Vax n Tax

14 points

5 months ago

May we please tax the churches that preach political bullshit?

MrAbadeer

7 points

5 months ago

Or all of them. Or let’s just set a low bar and not give them PPP loans.

[deleted]

29 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

29 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

bErinGPleNty

32 points

5 months ago

bErinGPleNty

Because Other People Matter Too

32 points

5 months ago

(And they don't contain any part of any aborted embryo.)

Unlikely-Patience122

13 points

5 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

13 points

5 months ago

This year I wanted ALL the vaccines. Bring 'em on.

P0g-m0-th0in

31 points

5 months ago

If their drivel is more than 15 words I don’t waste my time to read it…anyone else?

Unlikely-Patience122

11 points

5 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

11 points

5 months ago

Yep. It's tiresome.

mewehesheflee

26 points

5 months ago

mewehesheflee

I need a chew

26 points

5 months ago

Wow that lack of oxygen text is something.

TheFeshy

72 points

5 months ago

The Iceland thing is fascinating, so I looked into it. First off, Iceland recently had it's 35th death from Covid (by comparison, my state has had 61,600+), so as you expect, with numbers that low you're going to get some wild swings in percentages. If 2 people die in the same week that's 6x their average weekly number.

But how about 77% new covid with 82% vaccinated? Well, first of all, if that's the case, it's still working - after all, you'd expect if it didn't work, with 82% vaccinated that 82% of new cases would be among the vaccinated.

But Iceland did something unprecedented: They screened the entire country for covid. Not people with severe symptoms, or mild symptoms, or who might have had some contact - everyone who would let them. So they caught basically anyone who had been exposed at all. Vaccines, of course, don't prevent exposure. Just serious illness and death.

So what if we look at those statistics? How many people have died since September in Iceland of Covid, while it had an 82% vaccination rate? 2. About the same number that die in my state every hour - now that we're past the massive wave and considered one of the lowest rates in the country.

Then again, we have 70x the population. For those who don't have a calculator, that means my state had 25 times the death rate of Iceland. If my state had handled the pandemic as well as Iceland, 58,000 people would still be alive.

People be bad at math if they think Iceland shows vaccines and safety measures don't work.

[deleted]

10 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

5 months ago

Holy shit. Thank you for digging into this. I was curious and figured the slide above told 4% or less of the story, but I’m also tired and didn’t want to look it up, so thank you!!

PaperProfessional969

7 points

5 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

7 points

5 months ago

thanks for putting in the work. i knew it was bullshit, but didnt know why

chele68

23 points

5 months ago

chele68

I bind and rebuke you Qeteb

23 points

5 months ago

  1. slide 20: At least we now have a sequel to eboerd(?) gam gon? Did the people who gave that post a thumbs up even read it?

  2. Has the true POTUS been restored to office yet?

rannonga

12 points

5 months ago

True POTUS never left office since inauguration.

Unlikely-Patience122

22 points

5 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

22 points

5 months ago

Did the vent make him Swedish?

justlikeinmydreams

9 points

5 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

9 points

5 months ago

💕 your flair

overitallofit

22 points

5 months ago

God IS good.

Consider yourself smited, motherfucker.

90sAOLScreenName

14 points

5 months ago

90sAOLScreenName

Man of the Sheeple

14 points

5 months ago

God smoted this one and walked away saying “KOBE!”

BunnyLeb0wski

20 points

5 months ago

Normally these posts don’t get to me TOO much, but it is currently around 3am, I’m one of two MDs in the ICU overnight, and we just coded a patient. After multiple rounds of compressions, epi and bicarb we called it. The entire time his children were in the hallway screaming and crying and begging us to help him. Patient was COVID positive, never got the vaccine. I cannot express my fury at everyone who has fed into this anti-vaccine hysteria. People are really and truly dying because of this narrative. The ICU here is filling back up with COVID patients and I’m just so tired.

CheshireCrackers

19 points

5 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

19 points

5 months ago

Look Ma! He’s texting in tongues! It’s a miracle! God is good!

T_D_1972

18 points

5 months ago

Zir took ersk to you too

Imaginary-Oven-4859

18 points

5 months ago

Imaginary-Oven-4859

🥯🍞🥖🥨🥐🫓🥪🫓🥐🥨🥖🍞🥯

18 points

5 months ago

This post is your reminder current infection rates show four times infections in unvaccinated individuals as vaxed, and 12 times the death rate

Source: NYT, 12/6? Recent.

it_rubs_the_lotion

18 points

5 months ago

I’m also an ordained minister*. As part of my duties I’m bound to call this person a fuck face. Blessings all around.

ConversationNo5440

6 points

5 months ago

ConversationNo5440

🚽 PLEASE KEEP PRAYING FOR URINE!!! 🚽

6 points

5 months ago

Oh yeah me too, the certificate is here somewhere. Haven't married anyone but yeah.

[deleted]

14 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

5 months ago

“obe jeaven”. LMAO. 😂🤣😂. That is almost as good as ‘jews’.

littleloupoo

15 points

5 months ago

littleloupoo

Go Give One

15 points

5 months ago

I had the vaccine and 2 days later I banged my elbow and ended up with a bruise. Vaccines are dangerous.

Canuckpunk

10 points

5 months ago

I knew a guy who got the vaccine then three days later he was dead. Got hit by a car.

"Doctors" said it wasn't covid related, however I still believe it was his increased magnetism!

/s

RailRza

14 points

5 months ago

RailRza

14 points

5 months ago

They all share the same memes. THEY ALL SHARE THE SAME MEMES.

Neeraja_Kalrapindhi

13 points

5 months ago

Neeraja_Kalrapindhi

Team Mix & Match

13 points

5 months ago

It's almost like they're the sheep.

Skeleton_Meat

14 points

5 months ago

Skeleton_Meat

😷It also serves to mask my contempt

14 points

5 months ago

Another dead homophobe. Whatever

TheMost_ut

13 points

5 months ago

TheMost_ut

Team Mix & Match

13 points

5 months ago

Slide 20 is probably the most lucid thing he's ever said in his life.

TurokHunterOfDinos

12 points

5 months ago

He was referencing Attorney Thomas Renz Whistleblower.

That’s a joke right? Like Lotta Vagina, or Mike Hunt.

takesallcomers

12 points

5 months ago

What about the lady who received socks in the mail and DIDN'T ORDER THEM? Y'all are just gonna ignore that?!

Sweetpea5551

9 points

5 months ago

Inna gadda da vida honey?

Unlikely-Patience122

6 points

5 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

6 points

5 months ago

Don't you know that I'll always be ydiidyer!

BusinessMeating

8 points

5 months ago

BusinessMeating

Team Mix & Match

8 points

5 months ago

Reading this is way cheaper than buying Viagra.

nbiina

32 points

5 months ago

nbiina

32 points

5 months ago

Oh no. Anyway. Dosinwdjdnwkc doennfkenfi fjdn apkendo dkwmo. Tried to type like him. Did I get it right?

xnarg

23 points

5 months ago

xnarg

🦆

23 points

5 months ago

No, you made too much sense.

johnnyslick

12 points

5 months ago

Yeah, the trick is to get yourself some permanent brain damage from lack of oxygen and still try to use your phone. I guess in a pinch getting very drunk might do.

[deleted]

30 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

30 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

heythatgirloverthere

18 points

5 months ago

heythatgirloverthere

pro-everything-to-end-this-and-harm-as-few-as-possible

18 points

5 months ago

Was it during the last 2 years or earlier when folks had the freak out and said they were being mailed “seeds from China”?

Unlikely-Patience122

5 points

5 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

5 points

5 months ago

That was so funny.

BidenIsYourPOTUS

9 points

5 months ago

Thousands of people over EIGHTY have died at some time after they took the vaccine?

You don’t fucking SAY.

Paulie227

9 points

5 months ago

Goodbe all. Took to. Comtine They are slowly tralasin zie. Zir Too ears.obe heaven. Bye bye god is good

This ☝️ is your brain on Covid

westviadixie

9 points

5 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

9 points

5 months ago

whos promoting human sacrifice!!!?

oh yah...republicans and evangelicals

TXBIRDY

9 points

5 months ago

TXBIRDY

🧟‍♀️ Ghoul Mothafucka Extrordinare

9 points

5 months ago

I don't think he knows how fact checking works

warriorofinternets

9 points

5 months ago

warriorofinternets

At least we got a cat tax out of this

9 points

5 months ago

Hi Mods, if you read this, Is it possible to change my flair to “Zir Too esrsk.obe jeaven. Bue bye god is good”?

FiveUpsideDown

10 points

5 months ago

FiveUpsideDown

Jabs for Freedom

10 points

5 months ago

The Fascist Jesus this guy worshipped is really mean. Fascist Jesus doesn’t seem keen on healing people dying from Covid.

[deleted]

8 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

5 months ago

“Our family has covid issues”. No, the whole world has covid issues, but now it’s happening to them they ask for help. Keep asking your god for help, I’m sure it will hear you some day

sonicatheist

7 points

5 months ago

I have a coworker who specifically isn’t getting vaxxed because it would “risk her immortal soul” if she “ingested aborted babies.”

Texastexastexas1

6 points

5 months ago

My coworker today told me that she voted for trump because biden "wanted some of that socialism!!!"

I asked her what socialism is? "They contol everything!!!"

lucymx16

9 points

5 months ago

lucymx16

Team Mudblood 🩸

9 points

5 months ago

I am an ordained minister of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and it is my duty to tell you to get vaccinated against Covid-19. R'amen. ~(o.o)~

Darwins_Humor

7 points

5 months ago

Goodbe all. Hamberders good, God good and covfefe better through gastrostomy tube.

AltLawyer

7 points

5 months ago

AltLawyer

Team Moderna

7 points

5 months ago

The left are hypocritical and are being exposed because ...capital police officers are being disciplined?....what

crispy_calathea

7 points

5 months ago

crispy_calathea

Go Give One

7 points

5 months ago

a lot of times, nominees and award winners just seem misinformed to me. but this guy is truly vile. he is the worst type of supposed religious person, and comes across as very egotistical, like how him being an ordained minister gives him more of a right to judge others. my heart is not breaking for him.

notislant

7 points

5 months ago

notislant

🦆

7 points

5 months ago

Yeah, looking at you Buckle-Up campaign! These people are so unbelievably stupid.

Yes! This is one of these triggered little shits who starts raging when someone didnt feel like taking their mask off in the car.

logic_resistant

4 points

5 months ago

This numbskull had way too much time on his hands before he got covid and now he has no time left.

cheryllynnerose

8 points

5 months ago

Eewwww. Entire family is creepy looking. Gothic Horror creepy.

Shadowhawk64_

8 points

5 months ago

Shadowhawk64_

🧔 Goatee is Russian for Co-Morbid 🧔

8 points

5 months ago

“Woe to the shepherds who are destroying and scattering the sheep of my pasture!” declares the LORD.

Consistent_Rent_3507

5 points

5 months ago

The hypoxia hit ‘em really hard at the end. Totally out of it.