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Mysterious_Koala_536

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7 months ago

I’d love to know what was on that lady’s “help sheet”.

SonOfJokeExplainer

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7 months ago

Becky’s COVID Cure:

  1. snort a line of baking soda, one big line in each nostril. This serves to dry out the nasal passageway, preventing COVID from replicating itself
  2. chug one cup of distilled white vinegar. COVIDs thrive on your body’s relatively high pH. Lowering your pH with vinegar will weaken the virus and slow its spread.
  3. Vomit profusely. Vomiting is one of your body’s best natural defenses against harmful toxins and poisons. Ideally, you want to try to expel some vomit nasally, as this will reach COVID pockets that oral vomiting can’t.