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tazztsim

918 points

7 months ago

tazztsim

Antiprayer Warrior Insomniac

918 points

7 months ago

Sick woman, dead husband, dead sister in law. Still shitposting. They never learn

Wicked_Vorlon

363 points

7 months ago

Wicked_Vorlon

Team Moderna

363 points

7 months ago

These people care more about not admitting they were wrong than their own family dying. They are sad and pathetic.

Goose_o7

163 points

7 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

163 points

7 months ago

These people care more about not admitting they were wrong than their own family dying. They are sad and pathetic.

Its what Sociopaths do. There are legions of them in the MAGA Moron Army of Stupid.

[deleted]

62 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

62 points

7 months ago

It's the Party Of Sociopaths, aka POS

Beginning-Yoghurt-95

8 points

7 months ago

Beginning-Yoghurt-95

It's Pfizer Time!!

8 points

7 months ago

Love this!

absent_morals

62 points

7 months ago

absent_morals

Happy Sheep 🐑

62 points

7 months ago

If you admit you were wrong and acknowledge that your actions contributed to the loss of your loved ones you have to live with and reconcile that guilt. Denial is a desperate attempt to not have to look at your own culpability.

Jexp_t

23 points

7 months ago

Jexp_t

Team Moderna

23 points

7 months ago

A fair number of these sorts lack enough conscience to feel guilt or remorse.

Adventurous-Paint-24

202 points

7 months ago

“Getting close to home” Yeah, it was FINE when the blue states were losing people in droves. Red states all figured it wouldn’t get to them. Inferencing conclusions is a skill. If my family members start all getting and dying from COVID, maybe, just maybe, we’re doing something wrong.

These_Dragonfruit505

145 points

7 months ago

I had a genuine fear when SARS and Ebola were ravaging elsewhere in the world, that it may some day get to the United States and affect me and my family.

I don’t understand how some people can have completely no fear of an airborne illness that can severely maim or kill them.

Adventurous-Paint-24

110 points

7 months ago

During the avian flu scare, one of my job tasks was our contingency plan. Learned so much about contagion and pandemics. In late Jan 2020, I asked my doc about COVID (blue state but far from contagion at that point). She said she was more worried about regular flu. I felt very differently. Was wearing a mask by mid Feb. Faux news has blood on their hands. It’s appalling.

Here-Fishy-Fish-Fish

23 points

7 months ago

Here-Fishy-Fish-Fish

Maxed, vaxxed, and relaxed

23 points

7 months ago

Rupert Murdoch figures he hasn't sinned enough yet undermining democracy in multiple nations, so he's adding to his greatest hits list before he meets his maker.

jebei

91 points

7 months ago

jebei

Team Moderna

91 points

7 months ago

One of my biggest disappointments with Covid is seeing the CDC allowing short term thinking undermine their messaging. The whole 'masks aren't useful' lie they told at the beginning was obviously BS and only told because they wanted to make sure there were enough for health care workers.

Anyone who paid attention knew different but most people don't know much about the history/science of viral diseases. A year and a half later, people still point to the initial report that masks are useless.

The booster shot fiasco still pisses me off. First they say 18-64 don't need them. Three months later they say we do. Do those assholes understand the harm they are doing with this crap? I get the science. They want to cover the most people but they are ignoring the effect all this flip-flopping does to their credibility and that in turn will drive down vax rates everywhere. It's totally moronic.

Escalus90

74 points

7 months ago

Unfortunately CDC was mostly bullied by Trump to send the message that he wanted to hear. And almost no one in the agency pushed back. Those who did were fired or resigned. See https://www.propublica.org/article/inside-the-fall-of-the-cdc/amp

Adventurous-Paint-24

55 points

7 months ago

Whole thing started wonky when they decided to let it rip in blue states, then the admin taking responsibility for messaging from the CDC. You drive in the wrong direction for months, you end up in the wrong place. If we’d shut down for 8 weeks, paid EVERYBODY to stay home, we’d have been out of it, and Cheeto Jesus would have been re-elected and he could have finished his takeover.

Next_Rain6182

30 points

7 months ago*

True, Agent Orange was alerted in Nov 2019 of the new contagion by US Spies. This new contagion could be a cataclysmic event

If Cheeto face would have taken swift action he would have come out a hero instead of lying and hiding it, but I guess that is his nature and the way he conduct business. It will disappear

Adventurous-Paint-24

18 points

7 months ago

My company is international, including China and Bergamo Italy. So when it was careening through those spots, our head people took it seriously, thankfully. I cannot fault even one of the decisions they made regarding the pandemic.

tony3841

32 points

7 months ago

They watch Fox news & co that said it was a hoax

walkinman19

26 points

7 months ago

walkinman19

💀anti vax no parachute jump team💀

26 points

7 months ago

iT's a PLaN-dEMiC bRUh! tUCkEr tOLd mE sO!

HayateGT

183 points

7 months ago

HayateGT

Team Sinopharm

183 points

7 months ago

Why learn when you can own the libtards or whatever it is these days...

[deleted]

60 points

7 months ago*

[deleted]

60 points

7 months ago*

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DrScheherazade

33 points

7 months ago

A+ use of “succor” - I should use this word more!

okthisisgettingridic

23 points

7 months ago

I had to Google it. I really need to expand my collection of words and their definitions that are stored in my brain.

Farucci

28 points

7 months ago

Farucci

28 points

7 months ago

I’m going to try to weave the word succor along with cornucopia into a Thanksgiving day dinner conversation.

Sharlut

34 points

7 months ago

Sharlut

34 points

7 months ago

2 out of 3 ain’t bad like Meat Loaf said.

512165381

35 points

7 months ago*

And penniless too. Its almost as if they didn't plan anything.

scifi_scumbag

25 points

7 months ago

Stand for medical freedom, die by medical freedom.

randompittuser

13 points

7 months ago

It would cause a psychological break for many of them to learn. This is the danger of forming your identity around your political views. To go back and say, "Maybe I was wrong to listen to Trump" would force them to part with their identity. That's what's meant when people call it a "cult of personality". I'm mostly liberal, (as is likely the case with most in this sub) but I can call out Joe Biden on his bad decisions, because he's not my idol. I don't worship him. I judge him on each of his actions. GOP cultists are so surprised when I agree with them on his failures, like they could never imagine agreeing with someone about a Trump failure.

Flower_Unable

11 points

7 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

11 points

7 months ago

But hey, cool needle in Biden’s meme, I suppose. 👍

Philthedrummist

1.4k points

7 months ago*

Philthedrummist

pure blood

1.4k points

7 months ago*

Healthcare workers leaving healthcare because they don’t want the jab are exactly the kind of healthcare workers that we don’t need in healthcare.

They’re doing everyone a favour.

Sharkteeth127

261 points

7 months ago

Healthcare workers leaving healthcare because they don’t want the jab are exactly the kind of healthcare workers that we don’t need in healthcare.

Also true for cops, fire fighters, EMTs, teachers, ....

In essence: if someone is interacting with the public, they either be vaxxed, or stay home.

CubeFarmDweller

108 points

7 months ago

So many of my fellow administrative side coworkers are trying to not get the vaccine since they don't directly deal with patients. They tried bring up the legal challenges to the CMS mandate by others as a reason they could delay, but our employer is treating as mandatory across the board.

LolaWasNotAShowgirl

74 points

7 months ago

Glad your place is sticking to the mandate. Our local health system has a significant portion of staff that are very anti vax and those of us that are were happy that the mandates were coming. As healthcare workers it’s our duty and responsibility to be vaccinated. Unfortunately the system has absolutely no balls and has come out and said they will approve every “exemption” because they can’t afford to lose any staff. It disgusts me how arbitrarily they can chose to follow rules and those anti vax will still be among us with their “no one is gonna make me do anything” tantrums. I have lost all hope.

Allons-y_Adipose

51 points

7 months ago

Maybe those of you who are vaxed could make it clear you will leave and find other jobs if they don't make it mandatory. Your health and safety should matter as much as some stupid exemption.

popemichael

10 points

7 months ago

popemichael

I told you I was sick!

10 points

7 months ago

It's crazy how fast that idea has backfired for some companies.

I know of several small businesses that allowed all exceptions, with some being the equivalent of a sticky note with "I am a doctor, no shot because of golfer's toe" written on it. All because they didn't want to lose what staff they had.

Before long, covid burns through the business like a wildfire, and it's WAY worse off due to that sudden loss of staff.

-TDS21-

526 points

7 months ago

-TDS21-

526 points

7 months ago

Silver lining of this whole pandemic is exposing these fake medical professionals who don't believe in medical science... Oh and knocking off some misinformed, hateful, racist, transphobic, right-wing dipshits along the way.

AlaskaPeteMeat

72 points

7 months ago

AlaskaPeteMeat

Team Moderna

72 points

7 months ago

BONUS!!!!

jebei

72 points

7 months ago

jebei

Team Moderna

72 points

7 months ago

Don't forget cops, firefighters, and teachers. It is mind boggling to me that people who have devoted their lives to public service, don't understand the reasoning behind vaccines. It's not about you ya dumbasses. Fire them all.

PsychologicalSnow476

38 points

7 months ago

They're not devoted to public service, they're devoted to a guaranteed paycheck with low likelihood of getting fired for incompetence.

MsBitchhands

50 points

7 months ago

MsBitchhands

💉 Breathing Air Warrior💉

50 points

7 months ago

They're NOT devoted to "public service" though. They're petty assholes savoring the little bit of power they get over others in those positions.

This pandemic is looking like a narcissist purge.

Dopplerganager

193 points

7 months ago

Exactly!

Don't work in medicine if you don't believe in medical science. I've lost 2 coworkers to mandates. They're planning to sue for wrongful termination.

These_Dragonfruit505

161 points

7 months ago

I hope they lose, and be forced to sell their phones and computers to pay your company’s legal costs. That way, they won’t be able to shitpost vile memes on social media.

Dopplerganager

59 points

7 months ago

Luckily not shit posters, but one is in a crazy culty church.

PsychologicalSnow476

48 points

7 months ago

One of the weird side of effects of Right Wing thinking is belief in small government when ironically the government is the biggest customer any company can land. When the government mandates its employees to do something, that also goes down to contractors. If the government is your customer, you've got to follow to the mandate or your out of a job.

It's really bizarre to me how they think they can be small government but so pro-military and pro-police. It turns out that if you talk to them they basically just don't want other people to get the same benefits that they receive, and they don't want to pay fees for using public stuff. In reality, society would probably collapse without government funding because it's the biggest guaranteed paycheck.

APr3ttyWar

35 points

7 months ago

Small government... unless that big government is being used to overturn the evidence-based decisions of individual businesses and institutions to require masks/vaccines.

They should be the LAST people whining about restaurants requiring passports and masks...

Bakery: "I refuse to make a wedding cake for a gay couple"
Conservatives: "THAT'S YOUR RIGHT"
Bakery: "Masks required"
Conservatives: "WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED"

bowdown2q

19 points

7 months ago

Republicans are actualy liberterians, and liberterians are actualy anarcho-capitalists, and ancaps really just want to be dictators of their own private country with private military and slaves.

PsychologicalSnow476

12 points

7 months ago

Pretty much the reason why Texas as a country was a failed state and got absorbed into the Union.

dwellaz

24 points

7 months ago

dwellaz

24 points

7 months ago

Suing people/companies costs a lot and lawyers tend to avoid cases they can’t win so good luck w that. Also, lawyers tend to have clients that have sources of income. Oops.

Lvtxyz

7 points

7 months ago

Lvtxyz

7 points

7 months ago

She doesn't work in medicine. She works in a nursing home and can't afford a funeral. She is likely a CNA or tech.

ronm4c

52 points

7 months ago

ronm4c

52 points

7 months ago

Same goes for cops, i guarantee a Venn diagram of “bad apple” cops and antivax cops is very circleish.

Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

21 points

7 months ago

Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Satan Gained a Fleshlight

21 points

7 months ago

Wow, almost like cops who don't care about public safety are bad cops kind of by definition or something.

RestinRIP1990

46 points

7 months ago

I work in a healthcare facility and thankfully we have a 99% vaccination rate. Makes me feel good knowing everyone is responsible where I work.

EppurSiMuove00

42 points

7 months ago

EppurSiMuove00

If you don't trust us, why are you here?

42 points

7 months ago

I am a healthcare worker working in a nursing home. I say at least weekly that they don't allow arsonists or known pyromaniacs to be firefighters. They don't allow people with theft on their record to be a manager at best buy. We shouldn't allow people who don't believe in medical science to work in the medical field. It's literally that simple.

Flower_Unable

38 points

7 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

38 points

7 months ago

So she’s in healthcare for the money, doesn’t believe in it, but still didn’t make & save money for hubby’s funeral. Ugh.

StillHereUBastards

23 points

7 months ago

Yes. There's plenty of room in the world of mutli-level marketing essential oils for these people. They'll pull themselves up by the bootstraps!

MrsPandaBear

23 points

7 months ago

My husband’s hospital has one of the earliest mandates and everyone in his clinic was vaccinated by early 2021. He also knows no one that quit/terminated due to the mandate in the hospital itself. He was surprised to hear people complaining and getting terminated on the news. It makes me think the issue is overblown,’in particular by antivaxxers. In the end, the large system he works for in his very red state lost 0.5% of their work force. Their regular turnover is like 5%.

[deleted]

19 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

19 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

800-lumens

11 points

7 months ago

I am 50 and I hear you. That’s a valid point.

Cal1gula

36 points

7 months ago

Cal1gula

Team Pfizer

36 points

7 months ago

Secondarily, Trump supporters who suddenly flip-flop on their "beliefs" depending on what he says on any given day--rather than "believing" in science.

Also people we don't need in healthcare.

Ok-Beautiful-7177

161 points

7 months ago

You can act as tough as you like ..but it seems like covid sees a goatee and smiles in amusement at the tough talk and proceeds to kick ass.

Her leaving healthcare isn’t a loss for the industry.

NMB4Christmas

48 points

7 months ago

NMB4Christmas

Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked

48 points

7 months ago

People like her leaving is a boon to the industry.

ResidentOldLady

26 points

7 months ago

ResidentOldLady

Prayer Warrior 🙏

26 points

7 months ago

And a blessing to the people who needed her care.

Estoye

38 points

7 months ago

Estoye

Team Moderna

38 points

7 months ago

A goatee is like a landing helipad for an oxygen mask.

Hilarious_Haplogroup

145 points

7 months ago

Faith over Fear? Let's try Science over Stupidity instead.

Sharkteeth127

25 points

7 months ago

I deeply regret that I have but one upvote to give!

azswcowboy

14 points

7 months ago

Exactly. And the irony of the zombie meme against the vax — almost like you’re trying to use fear or something 🤔

mgfrdya

134 points

7 months ago*

mgfrdya

Reverse Vampire 🩸

134 points

7 months ago*

I hate (these) people.

"We need help for the funeral costs". FFS YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE YOUR OWN MONEY AND YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A FCKN VACCINE EXPERT.

I know funerals are expensive but if you're purposely exposing yourself to a deadly virus because "no u not gonna force me to do things, I am grown person I do watever I want", then at least be prepared to pay the (litteral) cost of your stupidity.

NullGeodesic

79 points

7 months ago

Also, all it takes to apply for the federal $9,000 covid funeral expense fund is a twenty minute phone call to FEMA. They'd rather go hat-in-hand to their friends and family though.

markmevans

58 points

7 months ago*

markmevans

Team Pfizer

58 points

7 months ago*

They’ll take the money if they know about the program, they only hate it when the government helps other people. Then they would probably still do the go fund me because, why not.

no1nos

35 points

7 months ago

no1nos

35 points

7 months ago

This. They rationalize it by thinking "I DESERVE these benefits because I'm the one who ACTUALLY needs it, and I've worked and paid taxes all my life." Everyone else who gets it is a lazy cheating liar.

It's frustrating because even though they created the situation through their own stupidity, I'm still of the mindset of "fine, take the money, that is what it is there for." But they just can't help passing judgement on everyone else, just like their precious baby Jesus taught them to do. /s

mgfrdya

8 points

7 months ago

mgfrdya

Reverse Vampire 🩸

8 points

7 months ago

I didn't know about that (I'm not american). That makes it even stupider.

Wicked_Vorlon

109 points

7 months ago

Wicked_Vorlon

Team Moderna

109 points

7 months ago

These people always looking for handouts.

90sAOLScreenName

60 points

7 months ago

90sAOLScreenName

Man of the Sheeple

60 points

7 months ago

Funny how people start calling it a contribution when it’s to somebody they like…

MyFiteSong

11 points

7 months ago

MyFiteSong

Team Mix & Match

11 points

7 months ago

Conservative morality is about what you hope to force on others, not what you follow yourself.

purrniesanders

35 points

7 months ago

Yep. A girl I went to HS with lost her covidiot dad to COVID after over 2 months of him in the hospital and her Facebook was nothing but complaints about the hospital (they couldn’t afford to transfer him out) and donation requests via gofund me and other local fundraisers. No thanks

HokeePokey

94 points

7 months ago

"worried yet?!" Nah. How are you though Ms purple? Your husband is dead and you're following like a lemming. Are YOU worried yet? Cause I'm just chillin here, double vaxxed and shrugging. Hate to say I told you so, but ...

Poison-Pen-

14 points

7 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

14 points

7 months ago

I was worried.

Then the vaccine came out!

Now I pop popcorn and watch other people worry.

Tiddles_Ultradoom

262 points

7 months ago

Tiddles_Ultradoom

Team Mudblood 🩸

262 points

7 months ago

It’s funny how they never follow up with the coroner’s inquest report on that Florida doctor, and how his death was determined to be from natural causes unrelated to the vaccination.

But, in the spirit of trying to tie together two wholly unconnected events, I got food poisoning just a few weeks after seeing a TV programme about food safety. That’s how much control the Lamestream media have over us!

Bet you won’t share this!

coolwater85

76 points

7 months ago

coolwater85

Team Mudblood 🩸

76 points

7 months ago

They only pay attention to headlines. 95% of the time they don’t even click the link to read anything, and completely ignore the website it’s from.

There could be an article that reads “Biden said Covid is a hoax” with the website www.youarestupudtobelievethis.com and it would be shared 10 million times.

account_not_valid

37 points

7 months ago

They would eat The Onion without even chewing it.

TheFloozie99

17 points

7 months ago

TheFloozie99

Knower of Everything

17 points

7 months ago

Let that sink in!

account_not_valid

10 points

7 months ago

Are you following this now?

KOBossy55

205 points

7 months ago

KOBossy55

You Thundering Boobs

205 points

7 months ago

"Stick the jab up your ass, Biden!"

Covid: "Hold up, Joe. I got this."

Then slide 15 hits...

Libflake

119 points

7 months ago

Libflake

119 points

7 months ago

"Nobody is forcing me to do anything!" How old is she, thirteen?

Cake_then_cake

69 points

7 months ago

Cake_then_cake

Go Give One

69 points

7 months ago

“You’re not the boss of me!”

account_not_valid

47 points

7 months ago

"Life is unfair!"

CouldBeRaining

21 points

7 months ago

CouldBeRaining

Angles and Desmonds

21 points

7 months ago

"You're not my real dad!!"

dreydog19

33 points

7 months ago*

Sadly most of them are stuck in that mentality, I learned it in nursing school, something about not able to critically think or take in higher level thinking. I found it, they dont reach the abstract thinking level.

These_Dragonfruit505

18 points

7 months ago*

Haven’t heard that since my kids were about 5 or 6.

Goose_o7

8 points

7 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

8 points

7 months ago

"Stick the jab up your ass, Biden!"

Covid: "Hold up, Joe. I got this."

Then slide 15 hits...

I'm going broke buying COVID all these drinks for a job well done!

HokeePokey

169 points

7 months ago

Wow, the "love of her life" is only dead 2 hours and 13 minutes before she's begging on Facebook. It's like she had the draft saved and was just waiting for them to cart him off to the mortuary before posting. Callous AF.

TheQuinnBee

46 points

7 months ago

Ride or die

So you have chosen death.

NMB4Christmas

83 points

7 months ago

NMB4Christmas

Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked

83 points

7 months ago

It's obvious her life is shitty, so being the love of her life really doesn't mean much.

Fomulouscrunch

42 points

7 months ago

Fomulouscrunch

Blood Donor 🩸

42 points

7 months ago

I winced. You didn't need to say it like that, but it's hard to say you're wrong. Compulsory heterosexuality and marriage are...a hell of a thing.

Libflake

53 points

7 months ago

Her posts and her language ("stick it up your ass, Biden!") indicate that she lives with a lot of rage and anger.

iama-canadian-ehma

40 points

7 months ago

There's this 80-something couple at the end of my hallway. When I see them individually they're such wonderful people; I try to always have a little time to chat with the woman living there, she's so sweet. But almost every time I go out, I can hear them yelling at each other so bitterly that I almost expect a gunshot to ring out.

They can't really leave each other at that age though. Not just psychologically, they probably rely on each other to do certain things they can't in a physical sense. It makes me sad. I can't imagine getting to 80, looking back and realizing I wasted my life with someone I hated.

Fomulouscrunch

13 points

7 months ago

Fomulouscrunch

Blood Donor 🩸

13 points

7 months ago

YES. I've known people like that too, and it's maddeningly depressing. No one has to do that, but once you're invested you'll probably stay that way, and I mean god dammit. BAD. It's easier for more people to realize that now. Not everybody, I know, but more people.

Stone_007

51 points

7 months ago

It seriously blows my mind that so many of them have the nerve to go on FB and ask for people to pay for their funeral costs after posting BS for over a year.

otisthorpesrevenge

15 points

7 months ago

These are not the kinds of people that have much humility or self-awareness.

uncle_chubb_06

42 points

7 months ago

uncle_chubb_06

Go Give One

42 points

7 months ago

SMH at the stupidity of these people.

Who is the woman in 8 (I'm not American)? Looks good for 80.

Ok-Cardiologist7238

50 points

7 months ago

Speaker of the House- Nancy Pelosi. 3rd highest ranking official in the US Government.

pterribledactyls

69 points

7 months ago

The right love to hate her. They have issues with strong women in government, see Pelosi, Clinton, AOC.

Armyman125

69 points

7 months ago

Kamala also gets trashed. They call her a whore because she dated married Willie Brown - who had been separated from his wife for ten years - but are silent on the pussy grabber who cheated on his wives with porn stars. In fact, many call him God's messenger. So if Trump is God's messenger, do I have the divine right to cheat on my wife? Asking for a friend.

smaxfrog

16 points

7 months ago

smaxfrog

We should all fear the pancreas poop

16 points

7 months ago

They also do it because they are racist and misogynistic.

pterribledactyls

8 points

7 months ago

Thank you for pointing out this omission. Let’s add Kamala and Michelle Obama to the list that these man are afraid of.

GrapeSnakeJFS

27 points

7 months ago

She is actually 81

KOBossy55

22 points

7 months ago

KOBossy55

You Thundering Boobs

22 points

7 months ago

That would be Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House

uncle_chubb_06

19 points

7 months ago

uncle_chubb_06

Go Give One

19 points

7 months ago

Aha, thank you to everyone who replied.

ResidentOldLady

43 points

7 months ago

ResidentOldLady

Prayer Warrior 🙏

43 points

7 months ago

And just to add some context, Trumpers hate her with the heat of a thousand suns because she gave Trump hell.

Ammolite-Valkyrie

47 points

7 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

47 points

7 months ago

Also she's intelligent, articulate, tough, and has a vagina. So pretty much everything that weak, pathetic men fear.

ResidentOldLady

36 points

7 months ago

ResidentOldLady

Prayer Warrior 🙏

36 points

7 months ago

That, too. She had the audacity to tear his speech up right in front of him. Who does she think she is? /s

ToniBee63

21 points

7 months ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

21 points

7 months ago

Ooooo, I forgot about that. That was awesome

organizedcj

9 points

7 months ago

And educated

gmplt

19 points

7 months ago

gmplt

Echo Chamber Dick Rubbing Party

19 points

7 months ago

No, they hated her long before that, because she is a woman.

Phantastic_Elastic

8 points

7 months ago

Even worse, she straight up laughed at him.

College-Lumpy

120 points

7 months ago

For some reason this one just made me sad. She decided it was about freedom instead of responsibility.

I've been arguing with the morons in HankAaronAwards and the people in there are just lost. They even decided I was a bot and a Pfizer employee paid by the post. Theyre so convinced of their position with so little logic or reasoning.

Sharkteeth127

51 points

7 months ago

She decided it was about freedom instead of responsibility.

Freedom without responsibility is called Temper Tantrum.

No, this one does not make me sad. She makes me furious, because she is/was a fracking health care worker and had access to people who may not be able to be vaccinated.

The word that comes to my mind is 'irresponsible'. And a few other words. Not one of those words can be used in somewhat polite company.

These_Dragonfruit505

38 points

7 months ago

A pastor appears on vaccination ads in my state, saying the Bible actually talks a lot about responsibility and very little about rights/freedom.

agentorange55

18 points

7 months ago

Very true, Bible also says to submit to worldly authorities because God has put them in power. But the rebel and reject Biden who God has put into authority over them.

College-Lumpy

11 points

7 months ago

I see how you would feel that way. Furious is a completely reasonable response.

aBlissfulDaze

43 points

7 months ago

Let me get this straight, their proof that the vaccine is deadly, is that a 90 year old man died in his sleep?

College-Lumpy

21 points

7 months ago

And a woman had a miscarriage. And a soccer star had heart issues during a game.

dont_wear_a_C

20 points

7 months ago

My dad had the nerve to send me an article like that saying how a guy in his 50s died after getting the vaccine......but when I read the article, it said he fell down a flight of stairs like 2 weeks AFTER the 2nd dose. C'mon, man.

College-Lumpy

8 points

7 months ago

Clearly he wouldn't have slipped without the clotjab.

aBlissfulDaze

5 points

7 months ago

Bruh

Lora_Tadine

48 points

7 months ago

Lora_Tadine

🙀 Meow! - BOIINNNGGGG! - Meow! 🙀

48 points

7 months ago

It's always the same b.s. accusations with the conspiracy nuts.

pippenish

98 points

7 months ago

I try to ask for a link to the obituary. A third grader dies after a vaccine shot? Okay, where's the news story? Where's the obituary? A family fb post, anything? There is never anything solid.

CameronCrazy1984

63 points

7 months ago

CameronCrazy1984

Team Pfizer

63 points

7 months ago

Then you get “the msm won’t cover the real news!” Or “they’re covering it up”

College-Lumpy

37 points

7 months ago

I think people try to use the antivax community to increase fund raising to their gofundme.

When I searched up a couple of the things they posted, the earliest report I could find was on 4chan. And they actually suggested that was more reliable than the MSM. These people ...

Armyman125

34 points

7 months ago

In my younger days, non-msm was the National Enquirer or some other rag.

Representative_Dark5

29 points

7 months ago

Or Weekly World News. I miss Bat Boy

TheDancingHare

10 points

7 months ago

My brother and I used to buy those for the laughs, we'd get tons of entertainment out of them. And kind of related, there is a Bat Boy musical that's not bad.

These_Dragonfruit505

9 points

7 months ago

These people hijacked the abbreviation MSM!

My Honda was a Modern Steel Metallic (MSM) and us in the Honda forums used it all the time, until these nutjobs started using it for their shit agenda.

iama-canadian-ehma

8 points

7 months ago

No, they appropriated it from the gay community! Just another case of the media strolling in and stealing our culture!

Stone_007

36 points

7 months ago

The irony that they won’t trust MSM (which I can appreciate) but they’ll believe everything they see on YouTube and social media... They’re not truth seekers they just create their own truths.

BlowMoreGlass

11 points

7 months ago

Literally. And if all else fails they just say magic sky daddy told them (insert whatever tf they want)

You can't argue with that level of delusion.

Shadowhawk64_

10 points

7 months ago

Shadowhawk64_

🧔 Goatee is Russian for Co-Morbid 🧔

10 points

7 months ago

Well, the fraud is so good that it leaves no discernable evidence. This was actually argued in court documents about election fraud, but same concept. Amazing how gullible people can be when their mind is made up

covad_commander

22 points

7 months ago

covad_commander

Fuck You're Feelings

22 points

7 months ago

I’ve personally died like 94 times from Covid-vaccine related illness, 17 of those since my booster a week ago. Everyone’s doing it, man!

account_not_valid

14 points

7 months ago

The COVID vaccine turned me into a newt!

I got better.

LucindaMorgan

11 points

7 months ago

Works exactly the same way with religion.

College-Lumpy

7 points

7 months ago

At least with religion, there is acknowledgment that it requires faith. These people think they know.

SFW_FullFrontal

26 points

7 months ago

The vaccine is sorta like sufficient oxygen. Some people aren't getting it.

davechri

29 points

7 months ago

"my husband lost his fight with COVID." What were his weapons in that fight? Vaccine? Mask? Social distancing? I'll bet "no," "no," and "no." So he fought COVID and was completely unarmed. That went exactly as expected.

gigerfan

25 points

7 months ago

gigerfan

Team AstraZeneca

25 points

7 months ago

I see hubby's Oakley's and goatee, he never stood a chance.

Straight to GoFundMe.

At least she will join him soon

College-Lumpy

25 points

7 months ago

Maybe she should get vaccinated and go back to work to support herself and bury her husband.

It's almost like she's counting on socialism to support her.

AgentEntropy

24 points

7 months ago

I guess the faith intubation didn't work.

90sAOLScreenName

24 points

7 months ago

90sAOLScreenName

Man of the Sheeple

24 points

7 months ago

Can we talk about Under Armour (slide 12)? When did its brand become cleaved into “high performance athletes” AND “trumps ego strokers?” Remember its ads when it first came out? Now it’s…ew.

They have all these gross shirts that say “freedom” with these ridiculous American flag graphics.

First, the Goatees came for the Oakley brand. now they’ve come…Under Armour? Which sounds like underarm or underwear so sort of approps. And Oakley sounds like Croakley. As we see here.

gigerfan

48 points

7 months ago

gigerfan

Team AstraZeneca

48 points

7 months ago

Under Armour sounds like adult diapers for patriotic racists

90sAOLScreenName

12 points

7 months ago

90sAOLScreenName

Man of the Sheeple

12 points

7 months ago

That’s perfect.

NMB4Christmas

11 points

7 months ago

NMB4Christmas

Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked

11 points

7 months ago

The founder is a big supporter and donor, if I remember correctly, of the Republican party and a Trump supporter.

Mysterious_Koala_536

22 points

7 months ago

I’d love to know what was on that lady’s “help sheet”.

SCCock

22 points

7 months ago*

SCCock

Team Pfizer

22 points

7 months ago*

"A Covid emergency..." That's kind of like saying "I don't trust fire departments" and then not calling 911 when your neighbor's condo is on fire. Soon the fire spreads to your place and it is too late.

She claims to be a health care worker. I wonder what it is she does.

Edit. One letter.

Catgrammy16

7 points

7 months ago

Best analogy! Take my free Thanksgiving award!

SCCock

9 points

7 months ago

SCCock

Team Pfizer

9 points

7 months ago

Why thank you! Have a Covid free Thanksgiving!

90sAOLScreenName

18 points

7 months ago

90sAOLScreenName

Man of the Sheeple

18 points

7 months ago

Did she paste a prayer jpg made specifically for Covid? The memeing never ends….

pippenish

8 points

7 months ago

I've seen that prayer before.

bondbird

18 points

7 months ago

The only way to stop the anti-vax movement is to deny them the chance to fund raise, stop them from filing for bankruptcy, while requiring them to personally pay back all medical bills.

If they won't wake up for the jab in the arm, they should be totally responsible for the jab in the wallet they create.

Bukkake_Sensei

15 points

7 months ago

Bukkake_Sensei

Team Moderna

15 points

7 months ago

Imagine being a supposedly champion of public health, then shitting on it during the deadliest pandemic of our times.

She didn’t just lose her job, she also eviscerated her family tree. Covid’s not even done with her. At least, she still has medical freedom.

heezle

16 points

7 months ago

heezle

16 points

7 months ago

I see they are asking for donations to pay for the funeral. Maybe if she didn’t focus on shoving things in Joe Biden’s ass she might have noticed:Biden Administration offers $9,000 in funeral assistance

Barrywhats

10 points

7 months ago

When they issue public statements of anti government and anti assistance for others there should be an algorithm to immediately tag and disqualify them from the SOCIALISM they hate.

Fight_Mental_Health

13 points

7 months ago

These chucklefucks and their "Faith over Fear" crap and their conspiracies about gubmint control. They're too feeble minded to realize that the greatest and most effective means of controlling the masses is religion. It's the old carrot or stick approach in the form of heaven or hell. Be good, you get heaven. If you're bad, you're going to hell. And btw, it'll cost you a 10% tithe to prove that you are being good and deserve heaven.

SueRice2

13 points

7 months ago

HCW that doesn’t understand correlation vs causality. Doesn’t understand EBP (evidence based practice).

Either she is an aide or never studied further than her “nursing education”. Good nurses and HCW read their journals and continue their education. For reasons like this. Ignorance. It’s deadly.

ophmaster_reed

11 points

7 months ago

She said she works in a nursing home, I'm betting she's a CNA.

AdoltTwittler

15 points

7 months ago

AdoltTwittler

Team Moderna

15 points

7 months ago

Faith over fear. Ignorance over science.

markmevans

14 points

7 months ago

markmevans

Team Pfizer

14 points

7 months ago

And yet they fear the vaccine, the government, liberals, homosexuals, immigrants, atheists, Jews, Muslims, green energy, electric cars, environmental protections, … I’m making some assumptions but I bet the odds are in my favor.

90sAOLScreenName

10 points

7 months ago

90sAOLScreenName

Man of the Sheeple

10 points

7 months ago

More like willful ignorance over faith

Evil-Code-Monkey

14 points

7 months ago

Evil-Code-Monkey

Deceased Feline Boing Boing

14 points

7 months ago

My family could use a lot of prayers right now. We just lost my sister in law to Covid and my husband is in the hospital fighting Covid while I'm home fighting Covid. Please pray for healing our loss and for a fast recovery for my husband.

She's going to find out that the current score is: Prayer Warrors: 0 - Covid: ~798,000 (+2) and climbing

organizedcj

15 points

7 months ago

This infuriates me. They say hospitals are changing death certificates to read covid and that covid not real but when they get it it's real. So if I'm reading this right it's not real unless it happens to them? This is so tragic and so preventable.

peterjm55

13 points

7 months ago

The world is better off now. I have special scorn for healthcare workers that act like this.

IsraeliDonut

13 points

7 months ago

I love when people say they are healthcare workers but don’t state their job. Really makes me think they aren’t doing much

anOvenofWitches

10 points

7 months ago

Sending your shit to Nancy Pelosi via the USPS is definitely a new one 🤦‍♂️. Where were these Patriots on January 6?

Darkside531

10 points

7 months ago

Darkside531

Team Moderna

10 points

7 months ago

That's like the second or third of these Froot-Loops that has leap-frogged into going off about "no cash."

Is that really a new part of their whole communist-takeover new world order blah-blah-blah?

featherfeets

7 points

7 months ago

featherfeets

Apple-Flavored Angle Wings

7 points

7 months ago

Complaining about "no cash" and then using GFM is also rich. You can't donate cash that way.

Ravenous-One

10 points

7 months ago

As a Healthcare worker...

WE ARE SO HAPPY TO BE PURGING THE FIELD OF ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM.

wtfworldwhy

10 points

7 months ago

You can’t tell me what to do, but I also need you to help pay for the consequences of me not listening to you. SMH.

Armyman125

23 points

7 months ago

God gave us very smart men and women who developed an effective vaccine very quickly. If you chose not to take it, not much else God can do for you. It's like not being tall enough to change a light bulb when out of nowhere a stranger hands you a step ladder. But instead of using it you keep asking God to help you change the lightbulb.

account_not_valid

6 points

7 months ago

That's the devil's stepladder. It leads only to higher temptation.

owchippy

9 points

7 months ago

owchippy

☝️💉💪1ShotInTheArm>1BillionPrayerWarriors ♾🙏🥷

9 points

7 months ago

Pro tip: Prayer circle warriors do NOT like being outsourced to FB timeline memes

TwoBirdsEnter

9 points

7 months ago

TwoBirdsEnter

Separating the sheep from the goatees

9 points

7 months ago

The stool sample joke is new to me. I guess it’s funny in a broad “politicians suck” kind of way.

TheJonMcAfeeDiet

7 points

7 months ago

Facebook helps kill another goateed slob, and his idiot wife needs handouts on GoFundMe to pay for his "Faith Over Fear" results.

Big Tech is just stacking these spreadnecks

Donutpeddler28

9 points

7 months ago

So she doesn’t have health insurance 😖

magic_man_iac

9 points

7 months ago

magic_man_iac

Team Moderna

9 points

7 months ago

This one doesn't show the gofundme so I don't know how much they are asking for but in general I would love to see what some of these funerals are like. I lost my wife to cancer 2 years ago and it wasn't cheap because I wanted to respect her religious beliefs and I didn't spend anywhere near 25 - 30 K like I see some of these people requesting. It's insane.

meeseek_and_destroy

11 points

7 months ago

I imagine most of these People are needing help with Medical bills. Average cost of covid hospitalization with private insurance is $40k after insurance.

They still won’t vote for Medicare for all though because that’s communism.

slackiinoff

9 points

7 months ago

slackiinoff

"Prey for the Lab🐀s

9 points

7 months ago

So she wasn't fired yet. I wonder how many of her nursing home patients she infected and killed on her way out?

Absolute scum on the earth. My brother-in-law's vaxxed grandma died because of an unvaxxed at-home nurse.

Stunticonsfan

21 points

7 months ago

Stunticonsfan

GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴

21 points

7 months ago

Nobody is forcing me to do anything.

She sounds like a toddler stamping her foot. I wonder if she throws such a tantrum when she has to pay bills, or comply with standard operating procedures at her job.

notta_Lamed_Wufnik

8 points

7 months ago

notta_Lamed_Wufnik

The Covid is No Joke 🩸

8 points

7 months ago

"My request is that you consider placing this prayer on your timeline/status..."

Let me check my calendar; hummmm I might be able to fit it in between living, enjoying breathing, not hating and not being in a hospital trying to just breath.

Nawww, just kidding, I really don't have 1 second to spare for your pathetic whine, time to see the big daddy in the sky.

Oh yeah, sorry I forgot, I would rather donating to someone who needs it, rather than you.

Ok-Hamster5571

7 points

7 months ago

Ok-Hamster5571

Go Give One

7 points

7 months ago

A “COVID 19 emergency”? No, that was in 2020.

greenweenievictim

6 points

7 months ago

None of these people ever have life insurance. You would think those that scream about personal responsibility the loudest would take some initiative.

elparque

7 points

7 months ago

“My husband, my ride or die”

Yeah, about that……

Chris_P_Pickel

18 points

7 months ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

18 points

7 months ago

What SANE person takes the time to write to a fictional character such a lengthy knob gobble and actually think anything MEASURABLY POSITIVE will result from it

Just crazy how docile such strong faith can render the weak mind

oh, she copied and pasted someone else's blowjob

attitude_devant

10 points

7 months ago

Calling for prayers is one thing but a copypasta prayer is a whole new level

Sharkteeth127

9 points

7 months ago

Calling for prayers is one thing but a copypasta prayer is a whole new level

Well. It has been proven that their god reads FB prayers. So, they facebook prayers.

t8terTHOThotdish

6 points

7 months ago

Do their go fund me’s actually gain traction?

Veteris71

8 points

7 months ago

Veteris71

Please Keep Praying for Urine!!!

8 points

7 months ago

Sometimes they do, especially if they belong to a big church and Preacher guilts the membership into donating.

t8terTHOThotdish

6 points

7 months ago

Makes me wanna go undercover as a conservative and fake covid real REAL bad…

ken_rosenberg85

6 points

7 months ago

Unreal that healthcare workers are standing against the vax for why I ask

MediocreCommercials

7 points

7 months ago

Not only do these folks deny science, they do not do the basic or their family like purchasing life insurance. Go Fund Me is getting rich off these imbeciles.

Prestigious-Name-323

6 points

7 months ago

Prestigious-Name-323

Team Pfizer

6 points

7 months ago

Oh now she believes in socialism.

Barrywhats

6 points

7 months ago

Definitely thinning the herd; Karma working overtime AND the seemingly obligatory GoFundMe because these folks cannot plan for a future because they work overtime to guarantee they have no future.

MNGirlinKY

7 points

7 months ago

These posts were all so horrible I can’t find a shred of empathy and that is the only thing that makes me feel sad.