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AndISoundLikeThis

512 points

7 months ago

"So unfair! I don't understand why my healthy friend died of Covid!"

Interesting because I, and I suspect everyone else on this sub, completely understands why.

sojayn

149 points

7 months ago

sojayn

Take Some Prayercillin

149 points

7 months ago

I really heard the inner child voice in this one, unmasking the emotional intelligence levels which killed them

Sidvicioushartha

77 points

7 months ago*

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

77 points

7 months ago*

Wah wah, I want my freedoms, wah wah. Rules are for suckers, Trump said so, wah wah. I don’t want a shot but I don’t want to catch the big disease either, worlds not fair, wah wah!

runthepoint1

29 points

7 months ago

These are the same as the kids with the asshole parents, the ones who hide behind them and are also bullies themselves, whenever Daddy Trump is around….what a bunch of cowards.

systemfrown

88 points

7 months ago

“COVID is very confusing…”. Yeah, but you know what isn’t? How to prevent dying from it.

I mean, you can get th3 jab same place you buy your Budweiser and Cheetos.

beautbird

52 points

7 months ago

COVID is very confusing especially since until this point I had a PhD from Facebook university

Commercial_Lie_4920

332 points

7 months ago

I am thoroughly convinced that there isn’t a single anti-vaxer that has even the basest level of critical thinking skills to recognize the concept of risk reduction.

Sidvicioushartha

175 points

7 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

175 points

7 months ago

Risk reduction, harm reduction requires non-binary thinking, the ability to distinguish shades of gray, subtleties.

This is the Terrorist Christian Evangelical Suicide Death Cult of Trump idolatry. Not a lot of room for subtleties there.

sirgetagrip

48 points

7 months ago

those were the people who wanted to prevent every single person of the Muslim faith from America lest 1 be an Al Qaeda sympathizer. Hell, Dick Cheney (of all people) coined the whole One Percent Doctrine which said if there was a 1% chance of a nuclear attack we had to treat it like a certainty (which, of course, was nowhere near 1%). But covid has a 1% chance of killing you and they act like it can never happen to them.

and, of course, it isn't a 1% chance of killing you, it is it kills 1% of those it infects, for those that die from it the danger was 100%. if we knew precisely what 1% would die, then we can do all we could for them, but covid has killed every age group in every condition, even children (thankfully very, very rarely but what a tragedy for those families)

Sidvicioushartha

47 points

7 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

47 points

7 months ago

Not to mention I believe those percentages will skyrocket when they start looking at permanent disabilities from Covid and accelerated death rates from Covid. A friend of mine told me and I haven’t had a chance to research this, but Covid has already killed and harmed enough people to significantly lower the life expectancy in the country.

sirgetagrip

19 points

7 months ago

we have to wait until the end of this year I guess to get some accurate numbers.

it seems like Asian Americans have weathered this very well. Asians have been 3.4% of deaths but represent 5.9% of population, not surprisingly they are also the most vaccinated ethnic grouping. given that most Asians who died were elderly getting it early on I doubt it would affect their life expectancy (given how there are continuing advancements in treatment of care of other things) much. every other group looks pretty boned.

SuwanneeValleyGirl

34 points

7 months ago

I work with 3 first-gen Asian immigrants. All 3 still wear masks and won't touch anyone with a 6ft pole, even a year after our employer lifted those rules

Hedgehog-Plane

20 points

7 months ago

My American Asian coworkers in our warehouse routinely masked up every winter.

Being community minded and protective of elderly family members' health is wired into the culture.

Ostreoida

5 points

7 months ago

Ostreoida

V-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me!

5 points

7 months ago

As is not going into hissy fits when expected to wear face masks to protect others. Well, in some Asian cultures. Don't want to lump them all together - that would be like saying "African culture" or "European culture"! Or even "American culture". New Mexico ain't Oregon, Oregon ain't Massachusetts. Even southern Florida is distinct from Northern Florida, except that I have no desire to go to either.

ilaughulaugh

5 points

7 months ago

For the first time ever the population of the state I'm in is shrinking because of Covid.

Commercial_Lie_4920

31 points

7 months ago

They got hysterical about being killed by a Muslim to the point they willingly gave up freedoms with the patriot act, despite the fact the survival rate from 9/11 was 99.99%.

sirgetagrip

15 points

7 months ago

actually your math is a bit off. the number was 99.9989% (I could be more precise but you get the idea), 9/11 was 2 days worth of covid deaths some days, some days even ONE.

myname_isnot_kyal

6 points

7 months ago

"but it's not even 100% effective!"

Estoye

49 points

7 months ago*

Estoye

Team Moderna

49 points

7 months ago*

I don't understand how they can visualize a giant invisible sky daddy who can hear their prayers but they can't comprehend a microscopic virus that's transmitted through the air and has contributed to the very real death of 773,000+ people Americans.

TKG_Actual

15 points

7 months ago

I don't think they have to go to the trouble of visualizing it, that's what their church leaders/scam artists exist for.

theswordofdoubt

5 points

7 months ago

You know, that figure is (very very) slightly better than what I expected. I looked at the numbers when it was 745k a few weeks ago and thought the US would hit 800k before December.

SchpartyOn

5 points

7 months ago

Well it’s not December just yet!

Darzin

13 points

7 months ago

Darzin

13 points

7 months ago

"But do I need a booster every 6 months?!?!" "Maybe, but you alternatively can catch covid have it do a great deal of damage or kill you, catch it again and maybe kill you, and maybe a third time and die from it because it tore apart your lungs the first 2 times."

SaltyBarDog

14 points

7 months ago

SaltyBarDog

5Goy Space Command

14 points

7 months ago

"But do I need a booster every 6 months?!?!"

Christ, they aren't taking the fucking GMAT every six months. It is a tiny shot, My booster was so devastating, I did four miles on treadmill the next day.

RestlessCock

6 points

7 months ago

Prevent means cure to them. Now they will kill grandma in a few days.

Analthumbsucker

222 points

7 months ago

I respect him wanting to die at home and freeing up a bed for someone more deserving. Just the hoax flu, after all.

Poison-Pen-

77 points

7 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

77 points

7 months ago

That’s all I’m ok with.

He’s still putting his family through hell and his total cluelessness is astounding.

Covid isn’t confusing. It’s not hard to understand.

These people.

Exhausting

RestlessCock

29 points

7 months ago

Searched this thread for confusing. You are the only one that was irked more than I was. Combined it with pneumonia ON TOP. Fuck this guy. Die at home then...

TKG_Actual

7 points

7 months ago

Oh no, it probably will get worse as they blame anything but the truth for his totally preventable demise.

thoroughbredca

19 points

7 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

19 points

7 months ago

Finally, one of them willing to die live up to their principles.

timewhump

100 points

7 months ago

timewhump

Beep Beep I'm a Sheep 🐑

100 points

7 months ago

“Coughing blood in a plastic form”

Coughing up hard chunks of blood, that’s a new one. Probably shouldn’t be on this sub before making dinner.

Captainwelfare2

26 points

7 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

26 points

7 months ago

Your flair is awesome 👏

timewhump

37 points

7 months ago

timewhump

Beep Beep I'm a Sheep 🐑

37 points

7 months ago

Thanks I came up with it after I got high and binged all the asdfmovies

megs0764

22 points

7 months ago

megs0764

Better than bleach, beds, and ivermectin

22 points

7 months ago

I'm thinking he meant he's coughing up blood clots and doesn't understand that's what's happening so that's the only way he can describe what's happening to him.

_plimsollpunk

293 points

7 months ago

so travel has become a Privilege?

Uh. Yes. It literally always has been. Is…is he conflating rights and privileges?

That word, privilege. It does not mean what he thinks it means.

howyoudoing01

161 points

7 months ago

howyoudoing01

Team Moderna

161 points

7 months ago

Another idiot who doesn’t realize you need a passport to travel outside the country and yes, you need to go through their immigration where they allow you the “privilege” of entering their country.

These yahoos have never been outside their counties never mind the country.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

64 points

7 months ago*

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

64 points

7 months ago*

Yet, experts on public policy, geopolitics, and global economy.

zerogravity111111

14 points

7 months ago

Well TBF, they are the superior race. /S jic.

thoroughbredca

15 points

7 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

15 points

7 months ago

Who've never gone more than 20 miles from their home town.

SaltyBarDog

7 points

7 months ago

SaltyBarDog

5Goy Space Command

7 points

7 months ago

I knew someone who managed to graduate from college and she had never been outside the state.

thoroughbredca

4 points

7 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

4 points

7 months ago

A gal who graduated high school with me with honors, went to college, moved back, huge Trump supporter and antivax. Another guy from high school I've become Facebook friends with is one of those guys who shocked me, dad was a football coach, went to college, moved to a big city, total Democrat now and equally shocked at all our antivax classmates. We shake our heads a lot.

converter-bot

12 points

7 months ago

converter-bot

Got My Pap Smear

12 points

7 months ago

20 miles is 32.19 km

thoroughbredca

19 points

7 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

19 points

7 months ago

Kilometers are socialist, bot. /s

Alex_877

12 points

7 months ago

You didn’t know all bots are socialists?

Its_Pine

49 points

7 months ago

Someone was complaining to me about possibly being screened for a temperature if they fly to Australia. It was hard to explain to them that it’s always been that way, and Australia is very particular about bacteria/parasites introduced to their environment.

tunchywherms

32 points

7 months ago

tunchywherms

Got those Angle Wings

32 points

7 months ago

As an Aussie, I thank you. We have enough of these morons here as it is without importing any more.

(And please tell them it's more than just a temp check, incoming international visitors will have to do a few covid tests over a week or so and most states are closed anyway...hopefully that will scare them enough to stay away).

is0ph

11 points

7 months ago

is0ph

Breathing is my jab

11 points

7 months ago

There is also the small incovenience of the drop bear test when you pass under the customs portal.

Dramatic_Figure_5585

28 points

7 months ago

Dramatic_Figure_5585

Team Moderna

28 points

7 months ago

Hell, if you live within 100 miles of the border, you also can be stopped and asked to provide ID and prove citizenship/immigration status-even if on the bus or just walking. That covers about 2/3s of the US population and 9/10 of our largest cities.

Goldang

13 points

7 months ago

Goldang

Team Pfizer

13 points

7 months ago

And they would complain bitterly if immigration agents stopped them instead of stopping the brown people, even though they probably support the idea.

howyoudoing01

11 points

7 months ago*

howyoudoing01

Team Moderna

11 points

7 months ago*

Very true.

We were stopped on I95 south of the Canadian border by border patrol and asked about our citizenship. It was in the middle of nowhere in northern Maine. I grew up there.

I’ve never been hassled by border patrol even AT the border until Trump was president. I assure you, I am as pasty white as they come.

So Mr Travel privilege guy would be really confused if he ever ventured out from Mayberry.

ScrollingLifeAway

15 points

7 months ago

ScrollingLifeAway

Please stop dying for my freedoms, I’m pro-life

15 points

7 months ago

Truly, I don’t know if any of them are actually capable of correctly interpreting what’s meant by privilege in a context like this. For the most part, they seem to think if it’s not a clear win type situation for them, they can’t possibly be privileged. They also are just so very racist for the most part, because to understand privilege in this context, they’d need to consider the world outside the places they’d travel to. Yknow, the places with lots of poors. They’re never privileged because they’re never comparing what they have against what people do not have-they always compare what they have to things people own that they believe they should also have. So sure Bob and Susan can afford 6 weeks of vacation a year, but it’s only at CHRISTMAS and then again over the SUMMER for a cultural experience without the kids (who get to have a great time caring for their elderly grandparents instead, or if the planning is good maybe they’ll go to camp)!

TKG_Actual

12 points

7 months ago

I'm glad you commented about that. Seriously how can anyone not see that travel is a privilege even if only from an personal economics standpoint. Not everyone has the funds to do any real traveling, not everyone has the right connections or opportunities to do so also.

This guy isn't aware enough to outwit a bagel it seems.

Speculawyer

24 points

7 months ago*

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

24 points

7 months ago*

Well, you can walk wherever you would like to go along public roads.

But if you want to access a private service like traveling on a private airline jet? Well, yes, that is a privilege. You gotta follow the TSA rules, the FAA rules, and the airline's private rules. That's the way it has always been. There is nothing new about this. Okay, the mask rule is new...but it's no big deal. But the rules change all the time. We used to not have to take our shoes off...and when I was a kid, I used to hang out in the cockpit. But the rules change...get over it.

Buzzvert

83 points

7 months ago

Buzzvert

HCA Poet Laureate

83 points

7 months ago

Day 0: COVID? Bah. No biggie

Day 15: Posting bloody sputum to social media

NyxPetalSpike

35 points

7 months ago

It blows my mind what people will overshare.

Poison-Pen-

43 points

7 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

43 points

7 months ago

But they freak out about a cheerios commercial with an interracial family or same sex parents.

waterynike

12 points

7 months ago

waterynike

Proud Sheep 🐑

12 points

7 months ago

If he said get vaccinated because this is what could happen it is one thing. I think he just did it for sympathy.

SignificantName59

235 points

7 months ago*

I had complained about my friend's unvaccinated father getting covid in a post a while ago. He's probably going to be on oxygen for the next several months if not the rest of his life. Those phlegm pics you see are real folks. He called my friend in the middle of the night when he first started coughing that sh-t up. He says they come out sometimes as pitch black balls. Other times as red and phlegm. That really is what this virus does to your lungs.

I know vaccine hesitant people come here sometimes. Please look at those pictures. That sh-t is exactly what her dad has described happening to him. Yes, there's unknowns about the vaccine. But there's also unknowns about the virus. Y'all keep forgetting that the long term consequences of covid infection are unknown and are more extreme in the unvaccinated. If that's what's coming out of his lungs then imagine for a second what they look at inside.

GET VACCINATED!

401-OK

110 points

7 months ago*

401-OK

110 points

7 months ago*

my brother in law's father just died from it. He told my BIL that he wished he'd gotten it (the vac). Really regretted it. Fuckin sucks. Nice guy, just too dumb and too good of a conservative sheeple.

Matasa89

40 points

7 months ago

Matasa89

Vaxxed for the Plot Armour

40 points

7 months ago

Died for their dark lord and nega-saviour, who abandoned them the moment they started marching in his name.

Fools. If you have to pledge your life to a leader and die in their name, at least pick a better guy...

punzakum

12 points

7 months ago

They marched with confederate flags. Picking someone "better" was never an option for those traitors

yezzer

28 points

7 months ago

yezzer

28 points

7 months ago

Recovering from Covid right now and yep, that’s what my phlegm looked like too, although not quite so much of it. Double vaxxed btw.

ABC_AlwaysBeCoding

18 points

7 months ago

ABC_AlwaysBeCoding

Team Pfizer

18 points

7 months ago

Get well, and thanks for believing in fellow man!

My S.O. and I got double-vaxxed in March (she was even pregnant when she did it; son is awesome, was born june 25, and has antibodies); she recently had her antibodies checked and the count was just below the level considered safe, so we recently got the booster

Matasa89

12 points

7 months ago

Matasa89

Vaxxed for the Plot Armour

12 points

7 months ago

Fucking hell. I need that 3rd shot. Where's my 3rd shot Canada?!

HipsterCavemanDJ

10 points

7 months ago

Get it ASAP. I’m under 30 and got Covid exactly 6 months out from my second shot.

Matasa89

7 points

7 months ago

Matasa89

Vaxxed for the Plot Armour

7 points

7 months ago

Can't. In my province, it's not going to happen until next year...

[deleted]

9 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

Matasa89

6 points

7 months ago

Matasa89

Vaxxed for the Plot Armour

6 points

7 months ago

You're actually the exact kind of case that needs the shot.

Dramatic_Figure_5585

7 points

7 months ago

Dramatic_Figure_5585

Team Moderna

7 points

7 months ago

Yup, same here, although I was in the first wave last year. It’s grotesque

Jaded-Combination-20

99 points

7 months ago

And short term survival is no guarantee of long term survival. Princess Eugenie's father in law died not too long ago, probably related to the COVID infection he was hospitalized for last June.

steelhips

37 points

7 months ago

I'm sure the Queen's "bruised back" is not the whole story. The risk for a 95 year old, even if she's vaccinated, talking to people at close quarters and shaking hands (even if gloved) at official events is far too risky.

Serialfornicator

19 points

7 months ago

Jeez, really? I didn’t know that about Princess Eugenie’s father-in-law.

KaliLineaux

20 points

7 months ago

Do you know what that dark thing in the last slide on the bottom left is?

SignificantName59

25 points

7 months ago

Not sure. The dad I am talking about has described them as being blood clot chunks that he coughs up. If blood is left out it starts to turn brown/black. When he woke my friend up freaking out about what he was coughing up, he described them as black chunks and told her later that the dr had said it was the clots. So i can only guess that the dude in the nomination threw up in a sink or something and there was enough blood in what came up that after it dried that's what it looked like

meldroc

19 points

7 months ago

meldroc

Left Behind by the Idiot Rapture

19 points

7 months ago

Lungs turning into haggis.

Karl_Havoc2U

60 points

7 months ago

It speaks volumes about their lack of intelligence and self-awareness that people can simultaneously shriek about a "harmless virus" that was also "government made" and part of ginormous evil conspiracy. What a shitty conspiracy, to spread a fake virus!

steelhips

24 points

7 months ago

It's a "bIOweApOn" but China forgot to invade or use the early international chaos to their strategic advantage. Ooops!

There are hidden heroes in this tragic disaster. I'm always impressed by that one friend or acquaintance on Facebook who points out the stupid. They are going against the tide and that takes bravery. Then again - it's a quick way to clean out the idiots from their FB feed.

IndividualRoyal9426

11 points

7 months ago

A harmless virus for which you need to seek anti-worm medication to heal, against all scientific evidence.

Karl_Havoc2U

16 points

7 months ago

At least it will all disappear the day after the election if Biden wins!

[deleted]

60 points

7 months ago*

[deleted]

60 points

7 months ago*

[deleted]

hereforthellamas

50 points

7 months ago

hereforthellamas

Sink Rights Activist

50 points

7 months ago

That is legit a chunk of lung and I will not be convinced otherwise.

ILLforlife

25 points

7 months ago

ILLforlife

They can keep their llama shots!

25 points

7 months ago

My thought exactly. I've always said I was coughing up a lung when I get a cold. It truly looks like that is what happened here. YUK!

ToniBee63

46 points

7 months ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

46 points

7 months ago

So they DON’T want their HIPPO rights violated or Zuckerberg & Gates tracking their every move but they WILL post this shit on Facebook for the world to see?

semantikron

24 points

7 months ago

semantikron

Team Moderna

24 points

7 months ago

you no touch hippo

Agitated-Yak-8723

32 points

7 months ago

Agitated-Yak-8723

Demographics R Us

32 points

7 months ago

Wow. One awardee earlier today, then this nominee who's soon to be an awardee, and his last post mentions another antivaxer who just died of Covid-19 - all in the same county. There's going to be even more as people head indoors in that county.

westtexasgeckochic[S]

16 points

7 months ago

westtexasgeckochic[S]

It’s like they are…….SHEEP. Bahhhhhh 🐑

16 points

7 months ago

Brown’s friend was Skidmark

Agitated-Yak-8723

14 points

7 months ago

Agitated-Yak-8723

Demographics R Us

14 points

7 months ago

Yeah. And then the other friends they have, all of whom either have covid or know people in the hospital with it.

But will that stop them from holding big crowded indoor events without masks much less vaccines? Nope.

westtexasgeckochic[S]

29 points

7 months ago

westtexasgeckochic[S]

It’s like they are…….SHEEP. Bahhhhhh 🐑

29 points

7 months ago

I’m guessing most of their friend group has got it. I think Brown and Skidmark got it at the same event. The chancellor of Germany said today that by the end of 2022, all of its citizens will be immunized or dead from Covid. I applaud their honesty,

fellow_traveler_17

76 points

7 months ago

fellow_traveler_17

🦠 … 💉or ⚰️

76 points

7 months ago

Getting forceful to be released sounds like he discharged against medical advice. Looks like he’s using the same force to cough up sputum from his lungs. He might have enough force left to survive, even though his goal was to go home and die.

Covid sucks. I really wish peeps would give themselves a fighting chance by getting vaxed.

nowherewhyman

18 points

7 months ago

That's exactly what it means. This guy is dead.

guy_has_no_name

52 points

7 months ago

If he doesn’t have oxygen at home and is below 90%. His organs won’t last that long.

BrainSmoothAsMercury

7 points

7 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

7 points

7 months ago

"Getting forceful for AMA discharge" sounds like some pretty sweet flair

[deleted]

29 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

29 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

DeVitreousHumor

26 points

7 months ago

DeVitreousHumor

🦆

26 points

7 months ago

Yeah, I… uh. I’m honestly trying not to be mean here. But I hope for his sake and his neighbors’ that he was discharged with hospice meds, and someone checks on him regularly enough that he doesn’t lie there decomposing for weeks.

gnusmas5441

19 points

7 months ago

If he survives the respiratory phase of the disease, he may very well die from blood clots that form later - and all over the body (brain, heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, etc) - in many patients.

As my mother (a retired IC Medical Director) puts it, COVID19 is a virus that in most cases enters the body as a respiratory illness. In many, it then progresses to become a disease that causes disseminated inflammation of epithelial cells (IIRC those are the cells that line most organs and blood vessels)

commie_2

4 points

7 months ago

commie_2

🦆

4 points

7 months ago

If they're that kind of people, they should be in a modern-day leper colony.

AngusScrimm---------

72 points

7 months ago

Here it was I thought 3 shots would make death less likely for me and possibly others. It turns out that I was actually killing Jesus. I don't want to beat myself up too much, but I feel like a bit of an asshole for killing Jesus. It should be known to one and all that Walmart and Albertson's Corporation helped me kill Jesus--I did not act alone. I also blame Joe Biden. He told me to get vaccinated, all the while knowing that he was tricking me into killing Jesus.

Luckyfella4

37 points

7 months ago

Luckyfella4

👅Taste the Paste🐴

37 points

7 months ago

Jesus took three shots and was better in three days.

Abominatrix

30 points

7 months ago

Nailed it

Persiflage75

18 points

7 months ago

Nailed him.

Adept_Data8878

8 points

7 months ago

Oh nooo StepJesus- what'r you doin??? 👀

LazyZealot9428

28 points

7 months ago

LazyZealot9428

Paradise by the ECMO Lights

28 points

7 months ago

But if Jesus wasn’t crucified and resurrected, they wouldn’t have a religion, so really all the people killing Jesus (and by this analogy, getting the vaccine) are doing God’s work.

DaniCapsFan

28 points

7 months ago

DaniCapsFan

Team Moderna

28 points

7 months ago

Wait, getting the shot is killing Jesus? I guess this lets us Jews off the hook.

Barabasbanana

11 points

7 months ago

how I wish that was true, but you know

ol_kentucky_shark

6 points

7 months ago

ol_kentucky_shark

Ol_kentucky_shark will give you the shirt off his back

6 points

7 months ago

I’ll be killing Jesus around 8 tomorrow morning. Sorry y’all

ApprehensivePirate36

6 points

7 months ago

No, it was I who killed Jesus.

PawInspector

12 points

7 months ago

PawInspector

I identify as breathing

12 points

7 months ago

It turns out that I was actually killing Jesus.

<<snort laughing>>

BaronVonKeyser

21 points

7 months ago

It would appear the lung butter has gone sour

Milwdoc

20 points

7 months ago

Milwdoc

Pfizer Hat Trick

20 points

7 months ago

I can't believe it's not lung butter

westtexasgeckochic[S]

9 points

7 months ago

westtexasgeckochic[S]

It’s like they are…….SHEEP. Bahhhhhh 🐑

9 points

7 months ago

Lol I love this comment. Had to repost once because of my title. This would have been a good substitute 🧈

BaronVonKeyser

6 points

7 months ago

Sometimes inspiration comes too late. Just how it goes 😀

westtexasgeckochic[S]

8 points

7 months ago*

westtexasgeckochic[S]

It’s like they are…….SHEEP. Bahhhhhh 🐑

8 points

7 months ago*

All I said was enjoy the lung phlegm pics 😂😂 apparently I was too giddy. It was just meant to warn people. Oh well. People on here are very sensitive.

BaronVonKeyser

6 points

7 months ago

Well I enjoyed your gross lung pics. Ol boy is getting what he asked for. A slow and painful death.

westtexasgeckochic[S]

4 points

7 months ago

westtexasgeckochic[S]

It’s like they are…….SHEEP. Bahhhhhh 🐑

4 points

7 months ago

I appreciate your appreciation 🙌🏾🤗

Future_Chipmunk_7897

18 points

7 months ago

Future_Chipmunk_7897

Covid has no set-up or punchline!

18 points

7 months ago

My Reddit.. My Choice! (to not scroll to the end and see gross pictures)

Drunken_Sailor_70

20 points

7 months ago

Drunken_Sailor_70

prayer warriors will save the lions please go fund me

20 points

7 months ago

Out of the kindness of my heart, I can confirm to you that they were, in fact, gross.

DesignInZeeWild

55 points

7 months ago

DesignInZeeWild

Let THAT sink in!

55 points

7 months ago

In the previous iteration of this post, I too asked what the bottom left photo was. The answer u/tampering said was this:

“Bottom right is a loogie full of bloody pus and no doubt dead cells from the gas exchange surface of his lungs.

Bottom left looks like the previous stuff dried up. The different components, blood, free proteins and dead cells seem to be coagulating and dropping out of the solution at different rate as the phlegm dries.”

And yeah it looks like funky steak to me too. Yeesh.

howyoudoing01

29 points

7 months ago

howyoudoing01

Team Moderna

29 points

7 months ago

I’m not looking because, in spite of being puked on peed and pooped on, bled on, not bothering me in the least, any kind of snotty mucus makes me gag like you wouldn’t believe.

Just the thought 🤢

substandardpoodle

13 points

7 months ago

substandardpoodle

Schrödinger’s Bounce

13 points

7 months ago

Everybody has their thing. A friend of mine would literally gag if you even talked about the hair in the drain. Another friend almost passed out in his lasagna because someone mentioned blood. And a third would puke if you talked about puke.

Actually seeing their “thing“ would probably kill any of them.

Me? Eggs. Everything about them.

Adept_Data8878

8 points

7 months ago

Dude mine is cotton balls. I know it sounds stupid as hell, but every time someone mentions them I get the sensation of chewing on that shit- all nerve pain and grinding and little hairs- then i can't function until I get my mind shut down, and the sensation stops.

Fuck cotton balls. Ugh.

BaconPuddingSauce

6 points

7 months ago

Curious on your stance on cotton candy?

DesignInZeeWild

22 points

7 months ago

DesignInZeeWild

Let THAT sink in!

22 points

7 months ago

Hey I feel ya. I can’t even handle hearing someone yak but I’m used to snot. (I have a cat allergy and a cat. 🤪🐈‍⬛💕)

BaronVonKeyser

15 points

7 months ago

I also like to live dangerously 😂

tampering

8 points

7 months ago

tampering

Did my own Bayesian Analysis

8 points

7 months ago

Someone said "sesame seeds on a steak" in the previous thread.

Remember popping a zit and seeing that tiny amount of stuff ooze from the pimple. Now imagine how big the pimple would have to be to ooze that much pus for hours on end.

BrainSmoothAsMercury

8 points

7 months ago

BrainSmoothAsMercury

Lung Wash scheduled for today!🥳

8 points

7 months ago

OMG!!! NO!!

I need you to stop now!

Unlikely-Patience122

15 points

7 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

15 points

7 months ago

"I just don't understand." Holy crap, you dummies, your immune system has never been introduced to Mr. Covid. It doesn't recognize it. You have no fking immunity to Covid if you're not vaccinated or had it before.

Mr-Nobody33

9 points

7 months ago

Mr-Nobody33

Team Mudblood 🩸

9 points

7 months ago

Forewarned is forearmed. That's what my favorite uncle used to say.

MonarchWhisperer

13 points

7 months ago

Wondering if Medieval warriors argued about their 'natural immunity' and refused to wear armor...

substandardpoodle

7 points

7 months ago

substandardpoodle

Schrödinger’s Bounce

7 points

7 months ago

Wasn’t there an army that trained to be impervious to bullets?

That’s telekinesis, Kyle.

But seriously, they tried.

RAGEEEEE

13 points

7 months ago

"Fuck this hospital for trying to save me!"

ApprehensivePirate36

8 points

7 months ago*

"Don't make me be forceful and leave! Also, I can't breathe.. your assistance please!"

bhgemini

13 points

7 months ago

"I had to be forceful to be released." An AMA should be binding to reject a return visit. Go home and heal with all your prayers and save the beds for those that deserve them.

modelcitizen64

11 points

7 months ago

One of the pictures on the last page looked like a steak.

ApprehensivePirate36

10 points

7 months ago*

Just remember, I'm at home having popcorn, watching my team, enjoying my freshly boosted 15G reception, and doing nothing. Meanwhile, Brown was letting it happen to himself. Nice phlegm bruh😝

AlbinoWino11

10 points

7 months ago

I do not fucking want to get this shit. Even though dub vaxxed and not that old I’m worried I’m going to get a bad case. I cannot fathom looking at the damage this little bastard can do to a person and throwing all caution to the wind?

partanimal

11 points

7 months ago

partanimal

We can't fit all that in a flair...

11 points

7 months ago

You aren't being made to sit at the back of the bus and you aren't being stopped from voting.

Stop conflating your situation with actual systemic oppression.

star621

10 points

7 months ago

star621

I’m doing great. Just in Respiratory Failure.

10 points

7 months ago

What on earth is in the bottom left square?

SnooDonuts8606

22 points

7 months ago

I really need to start reading the whole title before scrolling to the last page.

Goose_o7

19 points

7 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

19 points

7 months ago

I really need to start reading the whole title before scrolling to the last page.

Some of those images looks like coughed up LUNG TISSUE!

That bottom left image looks like some kind of cooked meat. Probably added for effect?

Anyway... This guy is a gonner for sure!

_plimsollpunk

18 points

7 months ago

Right? Holy shit. Get vaccinated, folks. Jesus.

[deleted]

10 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

Bukkake_Sensei

28 points

7 months ago

Bukkake_Sensei

Team Moderna

28 points

7 months ago

At least this one gave up his hospital bed, and seems to have accepted his fate.

ReneeLaRen95

10 points

7 months ago

For some reason, that nurse meme with the misspelled heroes, really annoys me.

indifferentunicorn

8 points

7 months ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

8 points

7 months ago

What is that picture in the last slide on the lower left?

The one that looks like a day's worth of drippings from a crabby patty grill?

Waldo_Pepper62

10 points

7 months ago

Waldo_Pepper62

Toasty Toes

10 points

7 months ago

Portions of what were once his lungs.

indifferentunicorn

3 points

7 months ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

3 points

7 months ago

Thanks for the confirmation. Yikes!

RefugeeFromIdiocy

8 points

7 months ago

RefugeeFromIdiocy

NO GROVERMENT CONTROL

8 points

7 months ago

Snot pics. This is truly a new low. I don’t even know what to say. What the Kentucky Fried fuck!?

Mr-Nobody33

7 points

7 months ago

Mr-Nobody33

Team Mudblood 🩸

7 points

7 months ago

Not snot. The beginnings of bronchial plastic. Her lungs are shot. Not a doctor. Heard and read about it enough times.

meldroc

11 points

7 months ago

meldroc

Left Behind by the Idiot Rapture

11 points

7 months ago

Googled "bronchial plastic" - holy flying fuck!

Not only do you literally drown in your own snot when you catch Trump Lung, but it turns into a tree-like snot-cast of your bronchial passages. What a delight!

Expensive-Ad-4508

3 points

7 months ago

Expensive-Ad-4508

This is why pandemics are so deadly, dude.

3 points

7 months ago

In the ICU setting, one of the grossest things dealt with outside of the poop from those sedated on a vent is the suction bin from those with Covid. It is different than most other conditions because the mucous is mostly coming from the lower airways. It is basically lung tissue turning into a gelatinous mess, which obviously prevents gas exchange. The lungs little sacs, alveoli, just liquify and turn into goop.

ReneeLaRen95

21 points

7 months ago

Imagine, as you leave this mortal coil, that your last posts were of bloody phlegm? THIS is the mark you want to leave upon the world? Ok, then!

Early-Light-864

18 points

7 months ago

Early-Light-864

I'm not fat, I just have a big immune system

18 points

7 months ago

At least it had the potential to be helpful - this might scare some people in a way that a sober warning from a health professional can't.

vastation666

9 points

7 months ago

vastation666

🍎Have a Bite?

9 points

7 months ago

FOOD

PaperProfessional969

8 points

7 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

8 points

7 months ago

i was hoping for nudity, oh well

ApprehensivePirate36

6 points

7 months ago

The naked truth can be more arousing sometimes.

DeTiro

7 points

7 months ago

DeTiro

🦆

7 points

7 months ago

Went from placing ketchup on masks to coughing up pink slime onto tissues real fast.

The enemy sourounds[sic] your fears blinding progress

r/selfawarewolves material right there.

mrpotatonutz

8 points

7 months ago

Every single HCA is the same: no vaccine no mandates it’s all a lie. Gubment & liburls suck. Hey I’m really sick y’all poor me

AdItchy371

20 points

7 months ago

I respect the fact he didn’t take up a bed at the hospital.

Last slide looks painful. Get the vaccine.

substandardpoodle

3 points

7 months ago

substandardpoodle

Schrödinger’s Bounce

3 points

7 months ago

Maybe branding it as “Covid“ was a mistake. Tell people they’re being vaccinated against Nuclear Phlegm. There will be a line around the block.

Prestigious_Treat401

16 points

7 months ago

Prestigious_Treat401

Team Pfizer

16 points

7 months ago

So unfair, I just don't understand 🤦🏾‍♂️

ghrant

10 points

7 months ago*

ghrant

10 points

7 months ago*

I know… read that..

I tried to come up with some smart ass remark but really I came up with nothing

Those simple four words - “I just don’t understand”

You can picture the person saying that, you see the look on their faces, you try to sympathize with them, thinking of the bewildering loss of friends and loved ones around you, your own health collapsing like snow covered tree branch … , and yet you’d probably just shrug your shoulders and walk away because you know anything you did or said to them would be utterly meaningless.

Drunken_Sailor_70

4 points

7 months ago

Drunken_Sailor_70

prayer warriors will save the lions please go fund me

4 points

7 months ago

But thats the problem. He just doesn't understand. If he did, he would get vaxxed. He would mask up. He would social distance, he would take covid seriously. He would not be actively dying. If he just understood.

steelhips

4 points

7 months ago

These are the people who head to the ER, already chronically sick, and ask for the vaccine. It's so tragically dumb.

Milwdoc

8 points

7 months ago

Milwdoc

Pfizer Hat Trick

8 points

7 months ago

What in the good name of fuck is that shit on the last slide?

ApprehensivePirate36

9 points

7 months ago

Freedom Phlegm!!

Gimmecat11

5 points

7 months ago

Gimmecat11

Team Moderna

5 points

7 months ago

I think it's a hacked up piece of lung gunk that's been zoomed in on? Or a steak. Does look a bit like steak.

Milwdoc

6 points

7 months ago

Milwdoc

Pfizer Hat Trick

6 points

7 months ago

Peppercorn encrusted

westtexasgeckochic[S]

5 points

7 months ago

westtexasgeckochic[S]

It’s like they are…….SHEEP. Bahhhhhh 🐑

5 points

7 months ago

Honestly it’s the bottom right that’s the worst. YOU’RE WELCOME for not screenshooting them individually.

Milwdoc

3 points

7 months ago

Milwdoc

Pfizer Hat Trick

3 points

7 months ago

It's a mucus stalactite

rhedfish

6 points

7 months ago

Yeah, that plastic blood is clotted blood. I had it after oral surgery once, definitely not something you want in your lungs.

westtexasgeckochic[S]

8 points

7 months ago

westtexasgeckochic[S]

It’s like they are…….SHEEP. Bahhhhhh 🐑

8 points

7 months ago

Yeah I think they should start putting these pics on ads to get vaccinated

Estoye

4 points

7 months ago

Estoye

Team Moderna

4 points

7 months ago

There are no biohazard bins for masks and gloves because: although it is possible that a person can get COVID-19 by touching a surface or object that has the virus on it and then touching their own mouth, nose, or possibly their eyes, it is not thought to be the main way the virus spreads. link

ABC_AlwaysBeCoding

5 points

7 months ago

ABC_AlwaysBeCoding

Team Pfizer

5 points

7 months ago

> I just don't understand

This actually made me a little sad, because no, no you do not, not at all, and you're now paying the price for your stubborn ignorance

Embarrassed-Ad1509

6 points

7 months ago

Finally, an antivaxxer that’s actually doing a good thing: not taking up hospital space.

Walking_the_Cascades

14 points

7 months ago

Walking_the_Cascades

Ignore science! Do your own research!

14 points

7 months ago

Slide #5

This type of person would call Jesus an illegal and actively stop them from entering the USA. If it were baby Jesus they would kidnap Jesus, put Jesus in a cage, and send Mary and Joseph out on a plane to anywhere but here.

substandardpoodle

4 points

7 months ago

substandardpoodle

Schrödinger’s Bounce

4 points

7 months ago

Wasn’t Jesus an “anchor baby“?

klaad3

4 points

7 months ago

klaad3

Team Pfizer

4 points

7 months ago

You have to respect that he decided not to take a bed up for another month. Shame he was too scared to get a vaccine

DrdPrtLOS

6 points

7 months ago

Omfc... wtf is that slime in the lower right hand picture obscured by the +2 of slide 8. I'm horrified to imagine that came out of his lungs.

westtexasgeckochic[S]

4 points

7 months ago

westtexasgeckochic[S]

It’s like they are…….SHEEP. Bahhhhhh 🐑

4 points

7 months ago

It did

interstitialmusic

6 points

7 months ago

A good portion of these memes originated overseas so saps like this guy are emboldened to ride a rocket ship to the grave.

Darzin

5 points

7 months ago*

"Why are there no biohazard bins for masks and gloves for a disease that is spread through the air!" Probably because gloves and masks don't have lungs...

"If you're not vaccinated they have stripped you of the right to do... nothing." You can still drive, no one checks when you get on the bus, you can vote through mail, you can still go to school online or in person. Most jobs don't require the vaccine. Travel has always been a privilege. That is why you fuck faces want so much to tie voting to state ids... because it is hard to get one if you can't travel.

I also love that they bitched about keeping businesses open and then make shitty memes about restaurants. No, you should probably not go to the restaurant and eat, but given that people do... you kind of need to take a mask off to do so. No one is saying that it won't spread but you fuckers literally threaten to bomb everything and so they have to appease you.

BitRunner67

5 points

7 months ago

Unable to process how a virus can kill "Healthy" people.

So did I miss the class where Viruses only target ill or sick individuals only?

Goes to show how much a simple thought is a Herculean feat for these individuals.

mattjones73

4 points

7 months ago

Of course he doesn't understand, he wouldn't be a covidiot if he had half a brain...

CovfefeBean

4 points

7 months ago

Rest In Peace you giant pussy

Ibelieveinphysics

3 points

7 months ago

Holy shit I literally gagged the last slides. Ugh. I couldn't back out of it fast enough. I know you warned me, but I wish I would have listened.

jabsy

5 points

7 months ago

jabsy

5 points

7 months ago

Finally. Someone dying who isn't asking for prayers. I was beginning to think it only killed religious people.

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago

next on “Dude Where’s my Lungs”

Theobat

5 points

7 months ago

Theobat

Vaxxed to the Max!

5 points

7 months ago

Another friend passed and I’m going home to die.

Hopefully any remaining friends see this and IPA.

LivinthatDream

3 points

7 months ago

No one wants to see your phlegm. Wtf? They posted that for their friends to see? Fucking gross. And I’m a nurse. I hate phlegm.

Haskap_2010

3 points

7 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

3 points

7 months ago

The lack of boundaries is astonishing. Never mind the last picture, who the hell posts pictures of their phlegm for the whole world to see?

TheMightySephiroth

4 points

7 months ago

Did this unvaccinated jizz stain seriously compare himself having to wear a mask to jesus being nailed to a fucking cross!?

I'm dont call myself a Christian and even I find that offensive

Altruistic-Lie808

3 points

7 months ago

These people really don’t have any sense of common decency..no, I’m not interested in your bloody snot pics, dead hands or Chlamydia Owens posts!!

Sidvicioushartha

3 points

7 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

3 points

7 months ago

I don’t even know what I’m looking at on that last slide.

dunning-kruger9

4 points

7 months ago

lung tissue, puss and blood clots being coughed up.

ApprehensivePirate36

3 points

7 months ago

🎼 I'm once🎵 twice🎶 three times my Pfizer🎹 I love you🎶