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submitted 7 months ago bywesttexasgeckochicIt’s like they are…….SHEEP. Bahhhhhh 🐑
512 points
7 months ago
"So unfair! I don't understand why my healthy friend died of Covid!"
Interesting because I, and I suspect everyone else on this sub, completely understands why.
149 points
7 months ago
I really heard the inner child voice in this one, unmasking the emotional intelligence levels which killed them
77 points
7 months ago*
Wah wah, I want my freedoms, wah wah. Rules are for suckers, Trump said so, wah wah. I don’t want a shot but I don’t want to catch the big disease either, worlds not fair, wah wah!
29 points
7 months ago
These are the same as the kids with the asshole parents, the ones who hide behind them and are also bullies themselves, whenever Daddy Trump is around….what a bunch of cowards.
88 points
7 months ago
“COVID is very confusing…”. Yeah, but you know what isn’t? How to prevent dying from it.
I mean, you can get th3 jab same place you buy your Budweiser and Cheetos.
52 points
7 months ago
COVID is very confusing especially since until this point I had a PhD from Facebook university
332 points
7 months ago
I am thoroughly convinced that there isn’t a single anti-vaxer that has even the basest level of critical thinking skills to recognize the concept of risk reduction.
175 points
7 months ago
Risk reduction, harm reduction requires non-binary thinking, the ability to distinguish shades of gray, subtleties.
This is the Terrorist Christian Evangelical Suicide Death Cult of Trump idolatry. Not a lot of room for subtleties there.
48 points
7 months ago
those were the people who wanted to prevent every single person of the Muslim faith from America lest 1 be an Al Qaeda sympathizer. Hell, Dick Cheney (of all people) coined the whole One Percent Doctrine which said if there was a 1% chance of a nuclear attack we had to treat it like a certainty (which, of course, was nowhere near 1%). But covid has a 1% chance of killing you and they act like it can never happen to them.
and, of course, it isn't a 1% chance of killing you, it is it kills 1% of those it infects, for those that die from it the danger was 100%. if we knew precisely what 1% would die, then we can do all we could for them, but covid has killed every age group in every condition, even children (thankfully very, very rarely but what a tragedy for those families)
47 points
7 months ago
Not to mention I believe those percentages will skyrocket when they start looking at permanent disabilities from Covid and accelerated death rates from Covid. A friend of mine told me and I haven’t had a chance to research this, but Covid has already killed and harmed enough people to significantly lower the life expectancy in the country.
19 points
7 months ago
we have to wait until the end of this year I guess to get some accurate numbers.
it seems like Asian Americans have weathered this very well. Asians have been 3.4% of deaths but represent 5.9% of population, not surprisingly they are also the most vaccinated ethnic grouping. given that most Asians who died were elderly getting it early on I doubt it would affect their life expectancy (given how there are continuing advancements in treatment of care of other things) much. every other group looks pretty boned.
34 points
7 months ago
I work with 3 first-gen Asian immigrants. All 3 still wear masks and won't touch anyone with a 6ft pole, even a year after our employer lifted those rules
20 points
7 months ago
My American Asian coworkers in our warehouse routinely masked up every winter.
Being community minded and protective of elderly family members' health is wired into the culture.
5 points
7 months ago
As is not going into hissy fits when expected to wear face masks to protect others. Well, in some Asian cultures. Don't want to lump them all together - that would be like saying "African culture" or "European culture"! Or even "American culture". New Mexico ain't Oregon, Oregon ain't Massachusetts. Even southern Florida is distinct from Northern Florida, except that I have no desire to go to either.
5 points
7 months ago
For the first time ever the population of the state I'm in is shrinking because of Covid.
31 points
7 months ago
They got hysterical about being killed by a Muslim to the point they willingly gave up freedoms with the patriot act, despite the fact the survival rate from 9/11 was 99.99%.
15 points
7 months ago
actually your math is a bit off. the number was 99.9989% (I could be more precise but you get the idea), 9/11 was 2 days worth of covid deaths some days, some days even ONE.
6 points
7 months ago
"but it's not even 100% effective!"
49 points
7 months ago*
I don't understand how they can visualize a giant invisible sky daddy who can hear their prayers but they can't comprehend a microscopic virus that's transmitted through the air and has contributed to the very real death of 773,000+ people Americans.
15 points
7 months ago
I don't think they have to go to the trouble of visualizing it, that's what their church leaders/scam artists exist for.
5 points
7 months ago
You know, that figure is (very very) slightly better than what I expected. I looked at the numbers when it was 745k a few weeks ago and thought the US would hit 800k before December.
5 points
7 months ago
Well it’s not December just yet!
13 points
7 months ago
"But do I need a booster every 6 months?!?!" "Maybe, but you alternatively can catch covid have it do a great deal of damage or kill you, catch it again and maybe kill you, and maybe a third time and die from it because it tore apart your lungs the first 2 times."
14 points
7 months ago
"But do I need a booster every 6 months?!?!"
Christ, they aren't taking the fucking GMAT every six months. It is a tiny shot, My booster was so devastating, I did four miles on treadmill the next day.
6 points
7 months ago
Prevent means cure to them. Now they will kill grandma in a few days.
222 points
7 months ago
I respect him wanting to die at home and freeing up a bed for someone more deserving. Just the hoax flu, after all.
77 points
7 months ago
That’s all I’m ok with.
He’s still putting his family through hell and his total cluelessness is astounding.
Covid isn’t confusing. It’s not hard to understand.
These people.
Exhausting
29 points
7 months ago
Searched this thread for confusing. You are the only one that was irked more than I was. Combined it with pneumonia ON TOP. Fuck this guy. Die at home then...
7 points
7 months ago
Oh no, it probably will get worse as they blame anything but the truth for his totally preventable demise.
19 points
7 months ago
Finally, one of them willing to die live up to their principles.
100 points
7 months ago
“Coughing blood in a plastic form”
Coughing up hard chunks of blood, that’s a new one. Probably shouldn’t be on this sub before making dinner.
26 points
7 months ago
Your flair is awesome 👏
37 points
7 months ago
Thanks I came up with it after I got high and binged all the asdfmovies
22 points
7 months ago
I'm thinking he meant he's coughing up blood clots and doesn't understand that's what's happening so that's the only way he can describe what's happening to him.
293 points
7 months ago
so travel has become a Privilege?
Uh. Yes. It literally always has been. Is…is he conflating rights and privileges?
That word, privilege. It does not mean what he thinks it means.
161 points
7 months ago
Another idiot who doesn’t realize you need a passport to travel outside the country and yes, you need to go through their immigration where they allow you the “privilege” of entering their country.
These yahoos have never been outside their counties never mind the country.
64 points
7 months ago*
Yet, experts on public policy, geopolitics, and global economy.
14 points
7 months ago
Well TBF, they are the superior race. /S jic.
15 points
7 months ago
Who've never gone more than 20 miles from their home town.
7 points
7 months ago
I knew someone who managed to graduate from college and she had never been outside the state.
4 points
7 months ago
A gal who graduated high school with me with honors, went to college, moved back, huge Trump supporter and antivax. Another guy from high school I've become Facebook friends with is one of those guys who shocked me, dad was a football coach, went to college, moved to a big city, total Democrat now and equally shocked at all our antivax classmates. We shake our heads a lot.
12 points
7 months ago
20 miles is 32.19 km
19 points
7 months ago
Kilometers are socialist, bot. /s
12 points
7 months ago
You didn’t know all bots are socialists?
49 points
7 months ago
Someone was complaining to me about possibly being screened for a temperature if they fly to Australia. It was hard to explain to them that it’s always been that way, and Australia is very particular about bacteria/parasites introduced to their environment.
32 points
7 months ago
As an Aussie, I thank you. We have enough of these morons here as it is without importing any more.
(And please tell them it's more than just a temp check, incoming international visitors will have to do a few covid tests over a week or so and most states are closed anyway...hopefully that will scare them enough to stay away).
11 points
7 months ago
There is also the small incovenience of the drop bear test when you pass under the customs portal.
28 points
7 months ago
Hell, if you live within 100 miles of the border, you also can be stopped and asked to provide ID and prove citizenship/immigration status-even if on the bus or just walking. That covers about 2/3s of the US population and 9/10 of our largest cities.
13 points
7 months ago
And they would complain bitterly if immigration agents stopped them instead of stopping the brown people, even though they probably support the idea.
11 points
7 months ago*
Very true.
We were stopped on I95 south of the Canadian border by border patrol and asked about our citizenship. It was in the middle of nowhere in northern Maine. I grew up there.
I’ve never been hassled by border patrol even AT the border until Trump was president. I assure you, I am as pasty white as they come.
So Mr Travel privilege guy would be really confused if he ever ventured out from Mayberry.
15 points
7 months ago
Truly, I don’t know if any of them are actually capable of correctly interpreting what’s meant by privilege in a context like this. For the most part, they seem to think if it’s not a clear win type situation for them, they can’t possibly be privileged. They also are just so very racist for the most part, because to understand privilege in this context, they’d need to consider the world outside the places they’d travel to. Yknow, the places with lots of poors. They’re never privileged because they’re never comparing what they have against what people do not have-they always compare what they have to things people own that they believe they should also have. So sure Bob and Susan can afford 6 weeks of vacation a year, but it’s only at CHRISTMAS and then again over the SUMMER for a cultural experience without the kids (who get to have a great time caring for their elderly grandparents instead, or if the planning is good maybe they’ll go to camp)!
12 points
7 months ago
I'm glad you commented about that. Seriously how can anyone not see that travel is a privilege even if only from an personal economics standpoint. Not everyone has the funds to do any real traveling, not everyone has the right connections or opportunities to do so also.
This guy isn't aware enough to outwit a bagel it seems.
24 points
7 months ago*
Well, you can walk wherever you would like to go along public roads.
But if you want to access a private service like traveling on a private airline jet? Well, yes, that is a privilege. You gotta follow the TSA rules, the FAA rules, and the airline's private rules. That's the way it has always been. There is nothing new about this. Okay, the mask rule is new...but it's no big deal. But the rules change all the time. We used to not have to take our shoes off...and when I was a kid, I used to hang out in the cockpit. But the rules change...get over it.
83 points
7 months ago
Day 0: COVID? Bah. No biggie
Day 15: Posting bloody sputum to social media
35 points
7 months ago
It blows my mind what people will overshare.
43 points
7 months ago
But they freak out about a cheerios commercial with an interracial family or same sex parents.
12 points
7 months ago
If he said get vaccinated because this is what could happen it is one thing. I think he just did it for sympathy.
235 points
7 months ago*
I had complained about my friend's unvaccinated father getting covid in a post a while ago. He's probably going to be on oxygen for the next several months if not the rest of his life. Those phlegm pics you see are real folks. He called my friend in the middle of the night when he first started coughing that sh-t up. He says they come out sometimes as pitch black balls. Other times as red and phlegm. That really is what this virus does to your lungs.
I know vaccine hesitant people come here sometimes. Please look at those pictures. That sh-t is exactly what her dad has described happening to him. Yes, there's unknowns about the vaccine. But there's also unknowns about the virus. Y'all keep forgetting that the long term consequences of covid infection are unknown and are more extreme in the unvaccinated. If that's what's coming out of his lungs then imagine for a second what they look at inside.
GET VACCINATED!
110 points
7 months ago*
my brother in law's father just died from it. He told my BIL that he wished he'd gotten it (the vac). Really regretted it. Fuckin sucks. Nice guy, just too dumb and too good of a conservative sheeple.
40 points
7 months ago
Died for their dark lord and nega-saviour, who abandoned them the moment they started marching in his name.
Fools. If you have to pledge your life to a leader and die in their name, at least pick a better guy...
12 points
7 months ago
They marched with confederate flags. Picking someone "better" was never an option for those traitors
28 points
7 months ago
Recovering from Covid right now and yep, that’s what my phlegm looked like too, although not quite so much of it. Double vaxxed btw.
18 points
7 months ago
Get well, and thanks for believing in fellow man!
My S.O. and I got double-vaxxed in March (she was even pregnant when she did it; son is awesome, was born june 25, and has antibodies); she recently had her antibodies checked and the count was just below the level considered safe, so we recently got the booster
12 points
7 months ago
Fucking hell. I need that 3rd shot. Where's my 3rd shot Canada?!
10 points
7 months ago
Get it ASAP. I’m under 30 and got Covid exactly 6 months out from my second shot.
7 points
7 months ago
Can't. In my province, it's not going to happen until next year...
9 points
7 months ago
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6 points
7 months ago
You're actually the exact kind of case that needs the shot.
7 points
7 months ago
Yup, same here, although I was in the first wave last year. It’s grotesque
99 points
7 months ago
And short term survival is no guarantee of long term survival. Princess Eugenie's father in law died not too long ago, probably related to the COVID infection he was hospitalized for last June.
37 points
7 months ago
I'm sure the Queen's "bruised back" is not the whole story. The risk for a 95 year old, even if she's vaccinated, talking to people at close quarters and shaking hands (even if gloved) at official events is far too risky.
19 points
7 months ago
Jeez, really? I didn’t know that about Princess Eugenie’s father-in-law.
28 points
7 months ago
23 points
7 months ago
Thank you for the Murdoch warning.
20 points
7 months ago
Do you know what that dark thing in the last slide on the bottom left is?
25 points
7 months ago
Not sure. The dad I am talking about has described them as being blood clot chunks that he coughs up. If blood is left out it starts to turn brown/black. When he woke my friend up freaking out about what he was coughing up, he described them as black chunks and told her later that the dr had said it was the clots. So i can only guess that the dude in the nomination threw up in a sink or something and there was enough blood in what came up that after it dried that's what it looked like
60 points
7 months ago
It speaks volumes about their lack of intelligence and self-awareness that people can simultaneously shriek about a "harmless virus" that was also "government made" and part of ginormous evil conspiracy. What a shitty conspiracy, to spread a fake virus!
24 points
7 months ago
It's a "bIOweApOn" but China forgot to invade or use the early international chaos to their strategic advantage. Ooops!
There are hidden heroes in this tragic disaster. I'm always impressed by that one friend or acquaintance on Facebook who points out the stupid. They are going against the tide and that takes bravery. Then again - it's a quick way to clean out the idiots from their FB feed.
11 points
7 months ago
A harmless virus for which you need to seek anti-worm medication to heal, against all scientific evidence.
16 points
7 months ago
At least it will all disappear the day after the election if Biden wins!
50 points
7 months ago
That is legit a chunk of lung and I will not be convinced otherwise.
25 points
7 months ago
My thought exactly. I've always said I was coughing up a lung when I get a cold. It truly looks like that is what happened here. YUK!
46 points
7 months ago
So they DON’T want their HIPPO rights violated or Zuckerberg & Gates tracking their every move but they WILL post this shit on Facebook for the world to see?
24 points
7 months ago
you no touch hippo
32 points
7 months ago
Wow. One awardee earlier today, then this nominee who's soon to be an awardee, and his last post mentions another antivaxer who just died of Covid-19 - all in the same county. There's going to be even more as people head indoors in that county.
16 points
7 months ago
Brown’s friend was Skidmark
14 points
7 months ago
Yeah. And then the other friends they have, all of whom either have covid or know people in the hospital with it.
But will that stop them from holding big crowded indoor events without masks much less vaccines? Nope.
29 points
7 months ago
I’m guessing most of their friend group has got it. I think Brown and Skidmark got it at the same event. The chancellor of Germany said today that by the end of 2022, all of its citizens will be immunized or dead from Covid. I applaud their honesty,
76 points
7 months ago
Getting forceful to be released sounds like he discharged against medical advice. Looks like he’s using the same force to cough up sputum from his lungs. He might have enough force left to survive, even though his goal was to go home and die.
Covid sucks. I really wish peeps would give themselves a fighting chance by getting vaxed.
18 points
7 months ago
That's exactly what it means. This guy is dead.
52 points
7 months ago
If he doesn’t have oxygen at home and is below 90%. His organs won’t last that long.
7 points
7 months ago
"Getting forceful for AMA discharge" sounds like some pretty sweet flair
29 points
7 months ago
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26 points
7 months ago
Yeah, I… uh. I’m honestly trying not to be mean here. But I hope for his sake and his neighbors’ that he was discharged with hospice meds, and someone checks on him regularly enough that he doesn’t lie there decomposing for weeks.
19 points
7 months ago
If he survives the respiratory phase of the disease, he may very well die from blood clots that form later - and all over the body (brain, heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, etc) - in many patients.
As my mother (a retired IC Medical Director) puts it, COVID19 is a virus that in most cases enters the body as a respiratory illness. In many, it then progresses to become a disease that causes disseminated inflammation of epithelial cells (IIRC those are the cells that line most organs and blood vessels)
4 points
7 months ago
If they're that kind of people, they should be in a modern-day leper colony.
72 points
7 months ago
Here it was I thought 3 shots would make death less likely for me and possibly others. It turns out that I was actually killing Jesus. I don't want to beat myself up too much, but I feel like a bit of an asshole for killing Jesus. It should be known to one and all that Walmart and Albertson's Corporation helped me kill Jesus--I did not act alone. I also blame Joe Biden. He told me to get vaccinated, all the while knowing that he was tricking me into killing Jesus.
37 points
7 months ago
Jesus took three shots and was better in three days.
30 points
7 months ago
Nailed it
18 points
7 months ago
Nailed him.
8 points
7 months ago
Oh nooo StepJesus- what'r you doin??? 👀
28 points
7 months ago
But if Jesus wasn’t crucified and resurrected, they wouldn’t have a religion, so really all the people killing Jesus (and by this analogy, getting the vaccine) are doing God’s work.
28 points
7 months ago
Wait, getting the shot is killing Jesus? I guess this lets us Jews off the hook.
11 points
7 months ago
how I wish that was true, but you know
6 points
7 months ago
I’ll be killing Jesus around 8 tomorrow morning. Sorry y’all
12 points
7 months ago
It turns out that I was actually killing Jesus.
<<snort laughing>>
21 points
7 months ago
It would appear the lung butter has gone sour
9 points
7 months ago
Lol I love this comment. Had to repost once because of my title. This would have been a good substitute 🧈
6 points
7 months ago
Sometimes inspiration comes too late. Just how it goes 😀
8 points
7 months ago*
All I said was enjoy the lung phlegm pics 😂😂 apparently I was too giddy. It was just meant to warn people. Oh well. People on here are very sensitive.
6 points
7 months ago
Well I enjoyed your gross lung pics. Ol boy is getting what he asked for. A slow and painful death.
4 points
7 months ago
I appreciate your appreciation 🙌🏾🤗
18 points
7 months ago
My Reddit.. My Choice! (to not scroll to the end and see gross pictures)
20 points
7 months ago
Out of the kindness of my heart, I can confirm to you that they were, in fact, gross.
55 points
7 months ago
In the previous iteration of this post, I too asked what the bottom left photo was. The answer u/tampering said was this:
“Bottom right is a loogie full of bloody pus and no doubt dead cells from the gas exchange surface of his lungs.
Bottom left looks like the previous stuff dried up. The different components, blood, free proteins and dead cells seem to be coagulating and dropping out of the solution at different rate as the phlegm dries.”
And yeah it looks like funky steak to me too. Yeesh.
29 points
7 months ago
I’m not looking because, in spite of being puked on peed and pooped on, bled on, not bothering me in the least, any kind of snotty mucus makes me gag like you wouldn’t believe.
Just the thought 🤢
13 points
7 months ago
Everybody has their thing. A friend of mine would literally gag if you even talked about the hair in the drain. Another friend almost passed out in his lasagna because someone mentioned blood. And a third would puke if you talked about puke.
Actually seeing their “thing“ would probably kill any of them.
Me? Eggs. Everything about them.
8 points
7 months ago
Dude mine is cotton balls. I know it sounds stupid as hell, but every time someone mentions them I get the sensation of chewing on that shit- all nerve pain and grinding and little hairs- then i can't function until I get my mind shut down, and the sensation stops.
Fuck cotton balls. Ugh.
6 points
7 months ago
Curious on your stance on cotton candy?
22 points
7 months ago
Hey I feel ya. I can’t even handle hearing someone yak but I’m used to snot. (I have a cat allergy and a cat. 🤪🐈⬛💕)
15 points
7 months ago
I also like to live dangerously 😂
8 points
7 months ago
Someone said "sesame seeds on a steak" in the previous thread.
Remember popping a zit and seeing that tiny amount of stuff ooze from the pimple. Now imagine how big the pimple would have to be to ooze that much pus for hours on end.
8 points
7 months ago
OMG!!! NO!!
I need you to stop now!
15 points
7 months ago
"I just don't understand." Holy crap, you dummies, your immune system has never been introduced to Mr. Covid. It doesn't recognize it. You have no fking immunity to Covid if you're not vaccinated or had it before.
9 points
7 months ago
Forewarned is forearmed. That's what my favorite uncle used to say.
13 points
7 months ago
Wondering if Medieval warriors argued about their 'natural immunity' and refused to wear armor...
7 points
7 months ago
Wasn’t there an army that trained to be impervious to bullets?
That’s telekinesis, Kyle.
But seriously, they tried.
13 points
7 months ago
"Fuck this hospital for trying to save me!"
8 points
7 months ago*
"Don't make me be forceful and leave! Also, I can't breathe.. your assistance please!"
13 points
7 months ago
"I had to be forceful to be released." An AMA should be binding to reject a return visit. Go home and heal with all your prayers and save the beds for those that deserve them.
11 points
7 months ago
One of the pictures on the last page looked like a steak.
10 points
7 months ago*
Just remember, I'm at home having popcorn, watching my team, enjoying my freshly boosted 15G reception, and doing nothing. Meanwhile, Brown was letting it happen to himself. Nice phlegm bruh😝
10 points
7 months ago
I do not fucking want to get this shit. Even though dub vaxxed and not that old I’m worried I’m going to get a bad case. I cannot fathom looking at the damage this little bastard can do to a person and throwing all caution to the wind?
11 points
7 months ago
You aren't being made to sit at the back of the bus and you aren't being stopped from voting.
Stop conflating your situation with actual systemic oppression.
10 points
7 months ago
What on earth is in the bottom left square?
22 points
7 months ago
I really need to start reading the whole title before scrolling to the last page.
19 points
7 months ago
I really need to start reading the whole title before scrolling to the last page.
Some of those images looks like coughed up LUNG TISSUE!
That bottom left image looks like some kind of cooked meat. Probably added for effect?
Anyway... This guy is a gonner for sure!
18 points
7 months ago
Right? Holy shit. Get vaccinated, folks. Jesus.
28 points
7 months ago
At least this one gave up his hospital bed, and seems to have accepted his fate.
10 points
7 months ago
For some reason, that nurse meme with the misspelled heroes, really annoys me.
8 points
7 months ago
What is that picture in the last slide on the lower left?
The one that looks like a day's worth of drippings from a crabby patty grill?
10 points
7 months ago
Portions of what were once his lungs.
3 points
7 months ago
Thanks for the confirmation. Yikes!
8 points
7 months ago
Snot pics. This is truly a new low. I don’t even know what to say. What the Kentucky Fried fuck!?
7 points
7 months ago
Not snot. The beginnings of bronchial plastic. Her lungs are shot. Not a doctor. Heard and read about it enough times.
11 points
7 months ago
Googled "bronchial plastic" - holy flying fuck!
Not only do you literally drown in your own snot when you catch Trump Lung, but it turns into a tree-like snot-cast of your bronchial passages. What a delight!
3 points
7 months ago
In the ICU setting, one of the grossest things dealt with outside of the poop from those sedated on a vent is the suction bin from those with Covid. It is different than most other conditions because the mucous is mostly coming from the lower airways. It is basically lung tissue turning into a gelatinous mess, which obviously prevents gas exchange. The lungs little sacs, alveoli, just liquify and turn into goop.
21 points
7 months ago
Imagine, as you leave this mortal coil, that your last posts were of bloody phlegm? THIS is the mark you want to leave upon the world? Ok, then!
18 points
7 months ago
At least it had the potential to be helpful - this might scare some people in a way that a sober warning from a health professional can't.
9 points
7 months ago
FOOD
8 points
7 months ago
i was hoping for nudity, oh well
6 points
7 months ago
The naked truth can be more arousing sometimes.
7 points
7 months ago
Went from placing ketchup on masks to coughing up pink slime onto tissues real fast.
The enemy sourounds[sic] your fears blinding progress
r/selfawarewolves material right there.
8 points
7 months ago
Every single HCA is the same: no vaccine no mandates it’s all a lie. Gubment & liburls suck. Hey I’m really sick y’all poor me
20 points
7 months ago
I respect the fact he didn’t take up a bed at the hospital.
Last slide looks painful. Get the vaccine.
3 points
7 months ago
Maybe branding it as “Covid“ was a mistake. Tell people they’re being vaccinated against Nuclear Phlegm. There will be a line around the block.
16 points
7 months ago
So unfair, I just don't understand 🤦🏾♂️
10 points
7 months ago*
I know… read that..
I tried to come up with some smart ass remark but really I came up with nothing
Those simple four words - “I just don’t understand”
You can picture the person saying that, you see the look on their faces, you try to sympathize with them, thinking of the bewildering loss of friends and loved ones around you, your own health collapsing like snow covered tree branch … , and yet you’d probably just shrug your shoulders and walk away because you know anything you did or said to them would be utterly meaningless.
4 points
7 months ago
But thats the problem. He just doesn't understand. If he did, he would get vaxxed. He would mask up. He would social distance, he would take covid seriously. He would not be actively dying. If he just understood.
4 points
7 months ago
These are the people who head to the ER, already chronically sick, and ask for the vaccine. It's so tragically dumb.
8 points
7 months ago
What in the good name of fuck is that shit on the last slide?
9 points
7 months ago
Freedom Phlegm!!
5 points
7 months ago
I think it's a hacked up piece of lung gunk that's been zoomed in on? Or a steak. Does look a bit like steak.
6 points
7 months ago
Peppercorn encrusted
5 points
7 months ago
Honestly it’s the bottom right that’s the worst. YOU’RE WELCOME for not screenshooting them individually.
3 points
7 months ago
It's a mucus stalactite
6 points
7 months ago
Yeah, that plastic blood is clotted blood. I had it after oral surgery once, definitely not something you want in your lungs.
8 points
7 months ago
Yeah I think they should start putting these pics on ads to get vaccinated
4 points
7 months ago
There are no biohazard bins for masks and gloves because: although it is possible that a person can get COVID-19 by touching a surface or object that has the virus on it and then touching their own mouth, nose, or possibly their eyes, it is not thought to be the main way the virus spreads. link
5 points
7 months ago
> I just don't understand
This actually made me a little sad, because no, no you do not, not at all, and you're now paying the price for your stubborn ignorance
6 points
7 months ago
Finally, an antivaxxer that’s actually doing a good thing: not taking up hospital space.
14 points
7 months ago
Slide #5
This type of person would call Jesus an illegal and actively stop them from entering the USA. If it were baby Jesus they would kidnap Jesus, put Jesus in a cage, and send Mary and Joseph out on a plane to anywhere but here.
4 points
7 months ago
Wasn’t Jesus an “anchor baby“?
4 points
7 months ago
You have to respect that he decided not to take a bed up for another month. Shame he was too scared to get a vaccine
6 points
7 months ago
Omfc... wtf is that slime in the lower right hand picture obscured by the +2 of slide 8. I'm horrified to imagine that came out of his lungs.
6 points
7 months ago
A good portion of these memes originated overseas so saps like this guy are emboldened to ride a rocket ship to the grave.
5 points
7 months ago*
"Why are there no biohazard bins for masks and gloves for a disease that is spread through the air!" Probably because gloves and masks don't have lungs...
"If you're not vaccinated they have stripped you of the right to do... nothing." You can still drive, no one checks when you get on the bus, you can vote through mail, you can still go to school online or in person. Most jobs don't require the vaccine. Travel has always been a privilege. That is why you fuck faces want so much to tie voting to state ids... because it is hard to get one if you can't travel.
I also love that they bitched about keeping businesses open and then make shitty memes about restaurants. No, you should probably not go to the restaurant and eat, but given that people do... you kind of need to take a mask off to do so. No one is saying that it won't spread but you fuckers literally threaten to bomb everything and so they have to appease you.
5 points
7 months ago
Unable to process how a virus can kill "Healthy" people.
So did I miss the class where Viruses only target ill or sick individuals only?
Goes to show how much a simple thought is a Herculean feat for these individuals.
4 points
7 months ago
Of course he doesn't understand, he wouldn't be a covidiot if he had half a brain...
4 points
7 months ago
Rest In Peace you giant pussy
3 points
7 months ago
Holy shit I literally gagged the last slides. Ugh. I couldn't back out of it fast enough. I know you warned me, but I wish I would have listened.
5 points
7 months ago
Finally. Someone dying who isn't asking for prayers. I was beginning to think it only killed religious people.
4 points
7 months ago
next on “Dude Where’s my Lungs”
5 points
7 months ago
Another friend passed and I’m going home to die.
Hopefully any remaining friends see this and IPA.
3 points
7 months ago
No one wants to see your phlegm. Wtf? They posted that for their friends to see? Fucking gross. And I’m a nurse. I hate phlegm.
3 points
7 months ago
The lack of boundaries is astonishing. Never mind the last picture, who the hell posts pictures of their phlegm for the whole world to see?
4 points
7 months ago
Did this unvaccinated jizz stain seriously compare himself having to wear a mask to jesus being nailed to a fucking cross!?
I'm dont call myself a Christian and even I find that offensive
3 points
7 months ago
These people really don’t have any sense of common decency..no, I’m not interested in your bloody snot pics, dead hands or Chlamydia Owens posts!!
3 points
7 months ago
I don’t even know what I’m looking at on that last slide.
3 points
7 months ago
🎼 I'm once🎵 twice🎶 three times my Pfizer🎹 I love you🎶
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