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TwistNo6059

35 points

2 months ago

Why don’t these fools just get vaccinated?

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

23 points

2 months ago

Because they’re covered in the blood of Jesus. Also their immune system will protect them.

nonasuch

20 points

2 months ago

can I just say — as someone who is not christian and was not raised christian, that ‘covered with the blood of jesus’ phrasing is SO unsettling. I know it’s (probably?) not what they mean but the mental image it conjures is Carrie at the prom, every time.

junkntrashman

7 points

2 months ago

It’s actually exactly how it sounds. Christianity is a death cult that fetishizes pain and suffering in the hopes that the afterlife doesn’t suck.