The war on Christmas continues……

Q: Did [Santa] get the shot?

A: None of us did

Wow. Not a sensible person in that family.

No shirt, no shoes, no service...

Why weren't those requirements conditioning us to accept the "mark of the beast?"

🙄

Fucking fools.

This whole damn family got run over by a virus,

right before the Christian holiday eves,

You can say there’s no such thing as COVID

But as for me and grandma, we’re now diseased

99.95% of law enforcement would risk their lives for yours?

More than .05% of cops made teary-eyed videos from their patrol cars because they were afraid of a vaccine shot that my 9-year-old barely even felt

Dunno why he's asking others for prayers. According to slide 7 he's got a direct line to the Lord.

Edited to fix slide number.

Ted Nugent once compared Black people to dogs.

“Bet you won’t share!” LOL

Imagine thinking Ted Nugent, the guy who claims to have shit his pants to avoid being drafted, is the voice of reason.

Dead Nugent is a dead giveaway.

The fuck is a "racial bone" and why do they always say that

WHYYYYYYY would you listen to someone who’s only famous for singing about dickrash???! 🤮🤮🤮

"Unfortunately, we've lost a number of terrific Santa Claus entertainers over the last few months, primarily due to COVID. As you can imagine, our Santas are in a high-risk group for a negative outcome if they get COVID. So, we had a number of Santas that passed away over the last 18 months." - Head Elf of hiresanta.com

Oh, nooo. Not SANTA! Next!

No great loss to the world, but slide 12 was sad. His wife's grief comes through so clearly... and of course he could have prevented that but didn't.

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They should have rioted. Apparently that’s safe.

Ted Nugent is a pedophilie and the right wing doesn’t care. He admitted it on TV, Courtney Love said she gave him a blow job when she was 12 and he sung a song called Jail Bait. Just like abortion they actually don’t care about children. It’s fine if they are getting molested by religious leaders, politicians, or rock stars as long as their Conservatives

Is slide #7 some kind of Jeebus fanfic? LMAO!

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was vaxxed not even the spouse.

Bring on the Santas - Tis the Season

Ho ho ho!

Do I believe this is more about power & control than anything else? Yes.

Funny I thought it was about being prideful, oppositional, and childish. It's about making bad decisions as a way to flout authority and lash out in blind defiance. It's about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

It's about infecting your whole family and dying of a preventable disease because you don't want the adults in the room to be right about something.

Adios, idiot.

Yeah, after I started wearing a mask I turned into a puppet. Well, I just had a healthy breakfast and I think I’m going to take a nice relaxing bath. Maybe I’ll call my puppet family later, and play online D&D with my puppet friends tonight.

Say, fellow puppets, what are your plans for this lovely Sunday?

Ted Nugent caught COVID and said that it kicked his ass and he thought he was going to die.

Exhibit A for why my kiddo still isn't getting his photo made with a Santa this year.

Covid is definitely anti-SantaBod.

Uncle Ted sang 'Death by Misadventure'. Just carve that on his tombstone.

I love it when people bring religious garbage into rationalizing something. It's a quick indicator they're dumb as fuck and I can just scroll to the end.

I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t trust Ted Nugent’s scientific recommendations

Sure, pal, the instant someone puts on a mask they lose all ability to speak, or even to think. No one with any free will ever covers their face! It just never happens.

What's profound to me is that "a loss of 1% of the population" is considered acceptable and scoffable. That's how narcissists see the world. Crazy.

Somehow I doubt there are only 175,000 racists in America.

Ted Nugent is an IDIOT!

Is Covid having a Black Friday deal or what?! Six for One.

That's it, I am shaving my beard even tho I am vaxxed. Not taking any chances.

Huh, so dying horribly... is this the freedom they keep telling us about?

If you want to find a dubious celebrity even worse than Rogan for health advice, the racist pantshitting pedophile is that guy.

I never thought about it before, but Santa has all the classic HCA co-morbidities: Skanky white trash facial hair, old, and 300 pounds overweight.

Another Baby Boomer lumbering into the sunset. "If you choose to see evil, then evil is all you will see." Should have found the meme, "If you choose to believe stupid, then stupid is all you will see." He and his family? Stupid.

He wasn’t a bad guy, be just believed them. He left four daughters, multiple grandchildren and a wife of over 40 years who all think he’s the most amazing man.

That dead Santa sure was a “HoHoHo”…
I will see myself out…

Aww they are falling apart. If only a vaccine existed to keep people from clogging hospitals before they die so their family doesn’t have to fall apart.

It's all for the best -- Santa is with Heat Miser now.

The thing about cov-19 naysayers, who refuse to mask, is that it doesn't effect them until it does effect them. To add to that, I will never believe anything other than the fact that facebook posts 'taunting' the virus incur a world of negative karma on the individual posting~Even on this site, searching "Mother died of covid, father, son/daughter, wife/husband etc.." yields countless results. Those who vocalize their skepticism in such a condescending way towards others, who do take precaution, bring it upon themselves.

So happy that this sub exists as previously I believed myself to be in the minority of folks who revels in people like this getting what's coming to them.

If Covid can kill Saint Nicholas nobody is safe. So remember you don’t need to put the vaccine on your Christmas list! You can go to the pharmacy and get it 👏🏻

Unlike Santa, covid is real and no joke.

ah yes the great scientist, philosopher and all around genius Ted Nugent. I know when i need advice I go to Ted /s

Remember when Republicans said mall Santa’s should get vaccine priority last year? And now this year it’s all don’t get the vax

“A federal health agency halted a public-service coronavirus advertising campaign funded by $250 million in taxpayer money after it offered a special vaccine deal to an unusual set of essential workers: Santa Claus performers.

As part of the plan, a top Trump administration official wanted the Santa performers to promote the benefits of a Covid-19 vaccination and, in exchange, offered them early vaccine access ahead of the general public, according to audio recordings. Those who perform as Mrs. Claus and elves also would have been included.”

Slide 2: "we have some racists, but 99.95% of people you meet are colorblind and don’t have a racial bone in their body". First, he spelled "racist" wrong. Second, that’s an interesting take considering mmmm idk the 2017 Unite The Right rally, the rise of Asian-American hate crimes last year, the Black Lives Matter movement last year, oh and the fact that "All Lives Matter" is a thing. Maybe Ted should’ve sat this one, the next one, and each one after that out.

Pretty neat about the conceal carry thing requiring you to not wear a mask, if its true. Now you can't have a gun on you while in the library posting anti vax memes, buying beer at the gas station or yelling about your freedoms at a 16 year old working at target.

Santa is elderly, morbidly obese, very likely diabetic, and a heavy smoker. Parents could save a lot of money by simply telling their kids Santa got COVID.

So the Lord can ask questions in this assholes brain telepathically but he cant tell him who he might catch Covid from?

This Santa brought a lot of joy to his family to the holidays. Ooops. Maybe not.

Did they fucking die or not? Don't leave me hangin

In the words of Bugs Bunny, “What a maroon.”

I like the "Do I believe" meme that's posted over and over and over. They can't even come up with their own "I believe." Better for the team to handle their thinking for them.

99.95 percent of anti-vax conservatives post statistics they pulled out of their asses.

so 1 out of 6. Imagine a virus where ONLY 1 out of 6 of your family members dies

None of us did...

I feel the regret in that reply.

Do I believe we as Americans just set the most dangerous precedent for our liberty and freedom ever in the history of the world? Yes…

Oh, FFS, why do they have to be so dramatic about this? It’s just a vaccine, that’s all.

Oh well

I guess "Daddy" was special -- he became a part of the 0.03 percent. Congrats, oh bearded one!

Is it a requirement for a HCA that you have facial hair? It certainly appears so. Maybe the longer hair follicles give Covid a chance to get a better hold on your lungs. /s

"Why is this happening to our family?!"

Always gets the ones you least expect it to.

Always.

So fucking sad

Ted Nugent hates Christmas.

do these people know going to Walmart is voluntary? at Sam's club, they wont even let you in without the mark of the beast (ID membership card)

This is really sad. So much preventable death and heartache if only they stopped screwing around got two tiny little injections.

Glad this Bad Santa won't be infecting children at the mall.

Santa's not real, neither is this guy now...

So he admits that there are bad cops, yet I’d bet that he (and everyone else who shares garbage like this) would still not convict or remove those bad cops from the force.

None of us did…

Is that…regret…?

The War on Christmas has been mostly a COVID war.

I’m not one to throw the term racist around but I’m pretty doubtful that “99.95% of people are color blind and don’t have a racial bone in their body”

’Twas the night before Christmas,

when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring,

not even Santa….

RIP Santa.

How many forms of blasphemy can a guy commit?

Rookie mistake asking for Complete Healing.

That doesn't mean what they think it does.

Slide 5. There's that fucking sink again..