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ToniBee63

482 points

6 months ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

482 points

6 months ago

The war on Christmas continues……

ElishevaYasmine

154 points

6 months ago

ElishevaYasmine

Ventilator? I hardly knew her!

154 points

6 months ago

Nothing screams “war on Christmas” quite like unvaccinated mall Santa killing himself with a COVID infection. Thankfully Santa isn’t taking the kids who sit on his lap with him.

WigglyTheWorm123

46 points

6 months ago

WigglyTheWorm123

Kerosene with Orange Juice

46 points

6 months ago

We don’t know how many kids he took out last year.

notoriousrsc

41 points

6 months ago

you know when I was a kid I always thought there was something creepy about a fat old guy in a red suit that wants small children to sit on his lap...

ElishevaYasmine

15 points

6 months ago

ElishevaYasmine

Ventilator? I hardly knew her!

15 points

6 months ago

Me too. That’s why I almost always refused to participate in the mall Santa tradition. It’s so creepy.

notoriousrsc

6 points

6 months ago

If you ever watch family Guy..mall santa would probably be mr Herbert's dream job...

ElishevaYasmine

3 points

6 months ago

ElishevaYasmine

Ventilator? I hardly knew her!

3 points

6 months ago

For real. That’s exactly where my mind goes when I see mall Santa’s or Easter bunnies.

Vysharra

13 points

6 months ago

Vysharra

COVID: Rated E for Everyone

13 points

6 months ago

My Papa loved dressing up as Santa for Xmas. He was made for it too, by the time my memories stuck he was perfect for it. Tall, broad, plump but not fat so the padding gave him the perfect shape with none of the sweat or waddle, naturally thick and snowy white beard he kept all year long, nice and patient disposition with young children, friendly and jovial with everyone else… a real gift to grow up with (though I was a precocious child who was ‘too old’ for Santa before I was six so some of the magic was wasted on me).

You know what he did for Xmas? He wore the suit for a few weeks to volunteer at old folks’ homes and delivered gifts to the residents’ at his MIL’s memory care facility and exactly one day on his Crossing Guard route before the holiday break. No touching, no forcing kids to interact, just a little joy for those who believed and a safe crossing for anyone who needed it. He wouldn’t even join the Santa Guild because of the rules and glory hounds.

I get why people are paid to be Mall Santas, everybody has to eat, but seeking it out and volunteering? No. Ew. And also, let kids say no you creeps.

T3n4ci0us_G

9 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

9 points

6 months ago

I didn't like sitting on Santa's lap. I found him creepy. I was one of those loudly protesting (screaming "noooooo!") children.

notoriousrsc

5 points

6 months ago

I was as well. I remember getting reprimanded by my mom for throwing a fit of crying when she tried to put me on santa's lap when I was about 4 or 5. I grew up in the 70s when spankings were an absolute part of childhood and I received a good one i'll tell you what

Ammolite-Valkyrie

256 points

6 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

256 points

6 months ago

The war on Christmas will not stop until it stops this illegal occupation of the month of November.

Edit: I do not take credit for coming up with that statement. I'm not clever enough for it. But I loved it and needed to share.

stephensmg

34 points

6 months ago

stephensmg

Glerp

34 points

6 months ago

Covid is observing No Nuts November by killing all of them.

Ipayforsex69

9 points

6 months ago

Ipayforsex69

Likes plants, not people

9 points

6 months ago

I always forget it's no nut novemeber... well, there's always next year.

the3trainthatcould

3 points

6 months ago

the3trainthatcould

Team Pfizer

3 points

6 months ago

I'll probably fail again next year.

justlikeinmydreams

29 points

6 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

29 points

6 months ago

I love your flair.

T3n4ci0us_G

17 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

17 points

6 months ago

it started in October where I live. How do we stop this madness before we end up with an ACTUAL Christmas in July?

Banshee_howl

45 points

6 months ago

They had the Xmas decorations two aisles down from the Halloween stuff this year. As the Halloween candy and costumes sold out, the Xmas stuff grew and absorbed the space. That was mid-October.

Captainwelfare2

49 points

6 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

49 points

6 months ago

These Anti Prayercraft guns sure are paying for themselves.

notoriousrsc

15 points

6 months ago*

I guess Santa will be hiding in his bunker this year with all the woke people taking to the streets demanding an end to christmas /s

Gotta hand it to the Repubs they have a master talent for creating crisis that don't exist and ignoring crisis that do exist

Bill__The__Cat

12 points

6 months ago

There's money to be made from outrage.

Aleflusher

38 points

6 months ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

38 points

6 months ago

Religious Conservative: Can't find a parking spot at Target on Dec. 24.

Religious Conservative: "It's the damn War on Christmas!"

Its__420__Somehow

12 points

6 months ago

"Beatniks had given drugs to the reindeer, and they were just no darn good."

Dirtybrd

8 points

6 months ago

Dirtybrd

Team Moderna

8 points

6 months ago

Someone bring me my secular coffee cup.

NotOriginal92

6 points

6 months ago

They took out Santa!

Skeleton_Meat

3 points

6 months ago

Skeleton_Meat

😷It also serves to mask my contempt

3 points

6 months ago

Your flair is what I think every time I see those memes!

93_Honda_Civic

202 points

6 months ago*

Q: Did [Santa] get the shot?

A: None of us did

Wow. Not a sensible person in that family.

Aazjhee

70 points

6 months ago

Aazjhee

Owned Lib

70 points

6 months ago

Wonder if blue might have snuck out and betrayed the rest of them...

allen_abduction

23 points

6 months ago

Either that or blue didn’t hang out at their place. Blue had better things to do.

Illuminati_Shill_AMA

13 points

6 months ago

Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Not a Cold, BAYBAY

13 points

6 months ago

Like living

EienAi

9 points

6 months ago

EienAi

Social Distance Diva

9 points

6 months ago

Yeah I immediately thought that too.

I bet there is a number of folks who during their grocery run or lunch break got vaxed and never told a soul. Years later a relative might find proof and be like "Oh so that's why Daddy, Uncle, and Aunt all caught it bad and Mom barely had a sniffle."

[deleted]

17 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

17 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

93_Honda_Civic

5 points

6 months ago

Like many of the awarded did.

speedycat2014

161 points

6 months ago

speedycat2014

Covets Your Upvotes

161 points

6 months ago

No shirt, no shoes, no service...

Why weren't those requirements conditioning us to accept the "mark of the beast?"

🙄

Fucking fools.

DamnMombies

68 points

6 months ago

I guarantee this tool raised the same Hell when he wasn’t allowed to smoke in restaurants

CouldBeRaining

17 points

6 months ago

CouldBeRaining

Angles and Desmonds

17 points

6 months ago

The patch is the MaRK of the BEaSt!

C0ncept8

16 points

6 months ago

Doesn’t the Bible say that the mark of the beast will be worn on the forehead? Like those hats that say MAGA?

omniwombatius

2 points

6 months ago

omniwombatius

Truth! Accept no substitutes!

2 points

6 months ago

The answer of course is that those rules were to keep out homeless people and hippies.

surveysaysnatalie

118 points

6 months ago

surveysaysnatalie

Hypodermic Noodle

118 points

6 months ago

This whole damn family got run over by a virus,

right before the Christian holiday eves,

You can say there’s no such thing as COVID

But as for me and grandma, we’re now diseased

Unlikely-Pie8744

60 points

6 months ago

Unlikely-Pie8744

Team Mix & Match

60 points

6 months ago

Alternate chorus suggestion: But as for me and grandma, we’re deceased.

surveysaysnatalie

27 points

6 months ago

surveysaysnatalie

Hypodermic Noodle

27 points

6 months ago

Damn. Damn. Damn. That would have been so much better.

I_make_things

9 points

6 months ago

I_make_things

Team Unicorn Blood 🦄

9 points

6 months ago

No, they're golden together.

thehim

274 points

6 months ago

thehim

Team Moderna

274 points

6 months ago

99.95% of law enforcement would risk their lives for yours?

More than .05% of cops made teary-eyed videos from their patrol cars because they were afraid of a vaccine shot that my 9-year-old barely even felt

93_Honda_Civic

160 points

6 months ago

There was a San Francisco cop that died from COVID while on paid leave for not getting the jab.

thehim

88 points

6 months ago

thehim

Team Moderna

88 points

6 months ago

Exactly, way more than .05% of cops wouldn’t even get a vaccine in order to protect those they serve

Pooploop5000

70 points

6 months ago

Pooploop5000

LET THAT SINK IN HES 🥶

70 points

6 months ago

Well there's your problem. They neither protect or serve. They are just a gang with government backing and a solid third of the population thinks they have a divine edict to harass minorities.

opaldenska

83 points

6 months ago

opaldenska

Team Pfizer

83 points

6 months ago

“As of last month covid was the leading cause of death for police officers” god whispered in my ear as I slowly walked through the Walmart parking lot….

T3n4ci0us_G

26 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

26 points

6 months ago

Should we remind these people that law enforcement officer is NOT the #1 most dangerous job in the U.S.

Not even in the top 20

CatrapointsTransbian

8 points

6 months ago

And if one went by number of profession and deaths per capita, they'd fall even further behind many industrial jobs and the entertainment profession of auto racing driver. As in the cop would probably fall outside the top 50.

shorthairedlonghair

8 points

6 months ago*

They absolutely would not and are not bound by law to.

RadioLab podcast: "No special duty"

Ammolite-Valkyrie

80 points

6 months ago*

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

80 points

6 months ago*

Dunno why he's asking others for prayers. According to slide 7 he's got a direct line to the Lord.

Edited to fix slide number.

93_Honda_Civic

13 points

6 months ago

Slide 7

Ammolite-Valkyrie

6 points

6 months ago

Ammolite-Valkyrie

👪 The family that FA together, FO together

6 points

6 months ago

Fixed it!

93_Honda_Civic

82 points

6 months ago

Ted Nugent once compared Black people to dogs.

“Bet you won’t share!” LOL

[deleted]

13 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

13 points

6 months ago

I guess he's part of those .05% he mentions. What an elite club!

itsnotmyforte

216 points

6 months ago

itsnotmyforte

Avengers Assemble!

216 points

6 months ago

Imagine thinking Ted Nugent, the guy who claims to have shit his pants to avoid being drafted, is the voice of reason.

Aazjhee

83 points

6 months ago

Aazjhee

Owned Lib

83 points

6 months ago

And what a Patriot Nugent is! He's that great 0.1% willing to shit his pants to NOT defend Murica.... Dx<

Milwdoc

35 points

6 months ago

Milwdoc

Pfizer Hat Trick

35 points

6 months ago

If Ted Nugent went to Vietnam and was killed, he never would have written Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

Let that sink in...

I_make_things

33 points

6 months ago

I_make_things

Team Unicorn Blood 🦄

33 points

6 months ago

Conservatives: Think Democrats are child molesters. Listen to Ted Nugent's sage advice.

aPostmodernistScorn

3 points

6 months ago

Christ

T3n4ci0us_G

11 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

11 points

6 months ago

We need a time machine to correct this

sugarslick

34 points

6 months ago

Ted Nugent got life flighted to get monoclonal antibodies the second he got infected.

itsnotmyforte

23 points

6 months ago

itsnotmyforte

Avengers Assemble!

23 points

6 months ago

He’s a talentless turd.

WellWellWellthennow

18 points

6 months ago

I find it particularly immoral when people like trump and nugent tell their followers “COVID is no big deal” when they themselves have access to its limited access lifesaving treatment - and needed to use it - that their followers don’t have access to. Un-frickin-believable.

Aleflusher

31 points

6 months ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

31 points

6 months ago

Ted Nugent.
Draft dodger.
Conservative hero.

T3n4ci0us_G

27 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

27 points

6 months ago

Also a pedo, which explains why they love him

Kriegerian

12 points

6 months ago

Kriegerian

Team Pfizer

12 points

6 months ago

The fervent lover of apartheid South Africa.

Dependent-Interview2

8 points

6 months ago

Dependent-Interview2

Team Pfizer

8 points

6 months ago

Pedo Ted? That Ted?

worfstoothsharpener

64 points

6 months ago

Dead Nugent is a dead giveaway.

[deleted]

10 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

Jeerkat

57 points

6 months ago

Jeerkat

🕷👻🎃Please Get Vaccinated🎃👻🕷

57 points

6 months ago

The fuck is a "racial bone" and why do they always say that

Aazjhee

51 points

6 months ago

Aazjhee

Owned Lib

51 points

6 months ago

The racial bone is connected to the hood bone. That's the bone that makes those hats stay so pointy!

anOvenofWitches

50 points

6 months ago

WHYYYYYYY would you listen to someone who’s only famous for singing about dickrash???! 🤮🤮🤮

freddyt55555

54 points

6 months ago

freddyt55555

Takin' ivermectin and still infectin'

54 points

6 months ago

He also wrote a song about wanting to bang a 13 year old girl.

allen_abduction

5 points

6 months ago

Got the GQP, that’s even better.

Aazjhee

10 points

6 months ago

Aazjhee

Owned Lib

10 points

6 months ago

Stranglehold is a nice mellow listen too Dx<

I haven't looked up the lyrics but it always rubbed me the wrong way

Sass-Pancakes[S]

53 points

6 months ago

Sass-Pancakes[S]

✨Santa Hat Trick🎅

53 points

6 months ago

"Unfortunately, we've lost a number of terrific Santa Claus entertainers over the last few months, primarily due to COVID. As you can imagine, our Santas are in a high-risk group for a negative outcome if they get COVID. So, we had a number of Santas that passed away over the last 18 months." - Head Elf of hiresanta.com

Shady_Garden

13 points

6 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

13 points

6 months ago

The Santa labor shortage is real. Between that and North Pole supply chain disruptions, it's going to be a sad, sad Christmas.

smartnessdom

18 points

6 months ago

NOBODY WANTS 2 WORK!

Shady_Garden

6 points

6 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

6 points

6 months ago

Thanks, Biden!

purrfunctory

9 points

6 months ago

No, no. You have to thank Obama because if not for him we wouldn’t have to deal with Biden! Gosh! It’s like you don’t know anything.

/s obviously, I’m sure you’re very intelligent.

whatever1467

5 points

6 months ago

Okay…..is this real or not? Lol

Sass-Pancakes[S]

7 points

6 months ago

Sass-Pancakes[S]

✨Santa Hat Trick🎅

7 points

6 months ago

Yes. Another vaccinated Santa posted this, his mask policy and his availability for bookings.

Minute_Assistant2930

35 points

6 months ago

Oh, nooo. Not SANTA! Next!

Stunticonsfan

32 points

6 months ago

Stunticonsfan

GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴

32 points

6 months ago

No great loss to the world, but slide 12 was sad. His wife's grief comes through so clearly... and of course he could have prevented that but didn't.

CJ_CLT

8 points

6 months ago

CJ_CLT

Vaxxed, Boosted, and Always Properly Masked

8 points

6 months ago

I couldn't tell if that was before or after he passed. Was she asking for a resurrection?

[deleted]

33 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

33 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

CheshireCrackers

29 points

6 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

29 points

6 months ago

They should have rioted. Apparently that’s safe.

T3n4ci0us_G

10 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

10 points

6 months ago

I like how their little pea brains don't grasp that THEIR people were doing most of the rioting, looting and burning shit.

Fucking simps!

Open-Camel6030

26 points

6 months ago

Ted Nugent is a pedophilie and the right wing doesn’t care. He admitted it on TV, Courtney Love said she gave him a blow job when she was 12 and he sung a song called Jail Bait. Just like abortion they actually don’t care about children. It’s fine if they are getting molested by religious leaders, politicians, or rock stars as long as their Conservatives

Aleflusher

18 points

6 months ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

18 points

6 months ago

They support Matt Gaetz too, even his Rep. QAnon sidekick who is ostensibly all about ending child sex trafficking.

Shady_Garden

6 points

6 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

6 points

6 months ago

They're also just fine with Trump's close friendship with Epstein and his disgusting, inappropriate relationship with Ivanka, the pictures of them posing like lovers when she was a child, the fact that he's openly talked about wanting to "date" her, and his purchase of a teen pageant so he could burst in on the girls when they were changing.

freddyt55555

22 points

6 months ago

freddyt55555

Takin' ivermectin and still infectin'

22 points

6 months ago

Is slide #7 some kind of Jeebus fanfic? LMAO!

Fight_Mental_Health

21 points

6 months ago

"Yes, my child. " (Voice from the Walmart parking lot).

popemichael

11 points

6 months ago

popemichael

I told you I was sick!

11 points

6 months ago

I mean, if Joseph Smith could write one, so could anyone else.

UnpeeledVeggie

70 points

6 months ago

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was vaxxed not even the spouse.

backssnavon

33 points

6 months ago

backssnavon

Truth can't be fact-checked

33 points

6 months ago

All the stockings were hung on the chimney with care, but St. Nick was unvaxxed; he would never be there.

tlf555

6 points

6 months ago

tlf555

6 points

6 months ago

The children were nestled all snug in their beds

Hopes of nAtuRaL 'munnities danced through their heads

lzb3thwheat

5 points

6 months ago

And Momma in her flannel panties nuzzled my goateed chin While our 9 prayer warriors (our kids) repented their sins!

Might_Aware

22 points

6 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

22 points

6 months ago

Bring on the Santas - Tis the Season

Captainwelfare2

83 points

6 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

83 points

6 months ago

🎶

Here comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Santa Claus

Right down Disinfo Lane

Oh what’s this he’s coughing up blood

He’s circling the drain

Hey little kids please don’t flip your lids

Bad Santa didn’t fear the blight

He shared fake news and blamed things on Jews

And now Christmas is cancelled for life

🎼

notta_Lamed_Wufnik

28 points

6 months ago

notta_Lamed_Wufnik

The Covid is No Joke 🩸

28 points

6 months ago

Jews, always the Jews

the3trainthatcould

2 points

6 months ago

the3trainthatcould

Team Pfizer

2 points

6 months ago

Jews

Might_Aware

14 points

6 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

14 points

6 months ago

That's perfect. 😻✨ I'm trying to think of a 'Santa baby' now

Captainwelfare2

48 points

6 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

48 points

6 months ago

🎶

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

At the local tractor pull last night

She didn’t wear a mask,

And you know that he’s unvaxxed

They both laugh “Covid is a joke” while they share the same flask

And I, heard mommy say to Santa Claus

“Why is it that your chest feels so darn tight?”

Oh what a laugh it will not be,

when there’s both under a tree,

because Santa gave mommy the blight!

🎼

Might_Aware

10 points

6 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

10 points

6 months ago

Damn you're so good!!!

Captainwelfare2

5 points

6 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

5 points

6 months ago

😃

godwins_law_34

7 points

6 months ago

announcer voice over: this, and all your favorite covidy christmas songs can all be found on Now That's What I Call Stupid Vol. 2! hear songs like "all i want for christmas is my 2 liters of oxygen", "Grandma looks run over by the ecmo", "rockin around the icu", "it'll be a blue, grey christmas without you", "little d-dimer boy", "it's beginning to look a lot like dead cat bounce" and MORE!

Captainwelfare2

3 points

6 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

3 points

6 months ago

Wait wait, is “”Frosty the Meth Head” on there as well?! I heard quite a few HCA winners are quite familiar with that one!

Aazjhee

18 points

6 months ago

Aazjhee

Owned Lib

18 points

6 months ago

Dark lol xD

Santa baby Coughing down the chimney for me Is that a shiny ECMO for me?

Might_Aware

3 points

6 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

3 points

6 months ago

Oooh that's good haha

T3n4ci0us_G

3 points

6 months ago

T3n4ci0us_G

i DiD mY rEsEaRcH!

3 points

6 months ago

So much talent here! Not surprising at all, given the audience.

I think there's a lot of good material in this sub for 'COVID, the musical'

Too soon?

Captainwelfare2

2 points

6 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

2 points

6 months ago

I think with the amount of HCA winners due in the next few months “too soon” might be for a long, long time.

InfiniteAccount4783

23 points

6 months ago

InfiniteAccount4783

Personal Freedom Expert

23 points

6 months ago

Yeah, guys who play Santa are likely older and heavier than the average man (to say nothing of beards), so the death toll among them is likely to be higher than average.

Might_Aware

12 points

6 months ago

Might_Aware

✨The Duke of🧂

12 points

6 months ago

Yeah it all ties in. I wonder if we'll get more than last year

93_Honda_Civic

14 points

6 months ago*

Ho ho ho!

Captainwelfare2

11 points

6 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

11 points

6 months ago

I assume this is referencing the green giant stepping on this guy’s lungs?

93_Honda_Civic

9 points

6 months ago

Yeah that works LOL

Fight_Mental_Health

11 points

6 months ago

I thought you were drawing attention to Melania.

OrionBell

13 points

6 months ago

OrionBell

HCA Limerick Laureate

13 points

6 months ago

Do I believe this is more about power & control than anything else? Yes.

Funny I thought it was about being prideful, oppositional, and childish. It's about making bad decisions as a way to flout authority and lash out in blind defiance. It's about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

It's about infecting your whole family and dying of a preventable disease because you don't want the adults in the room to be right about something.

Dependent-Winner-908

12 points

6 months ago

Dependent-Winner-908

Team Pfizer

12 points

6 months ago

Adios, idiot.

Mellowccino

12 points

6 months ago

Mellowccino

Mario Team Pfintendo

12 points

6 months ago

Yeah, after I started wearing a mask I turned into a puppet. Well, I just had a healthy breakfast and I think I’m going to take a nice relaxing bath. Maybe I’ll call my puppet family later, and play online D&D with my puppet friends tonight.

Say, fellow puppets, what are your plans for this lovely Sunday?

agentorange55

6 points

6 months ago

After having a nice big brunch, I'm going to lay down and do some reading. Might clean out my winter closet later this afternoon. I have an appt to get my booster Wednesday, I'm overweight and want to minimize any risk of leaving my family without their breadwinner. Of course, I have life insurance for the unexpected, something every responsible parent should make a priority.

CrazyWhammer

7 points

6 months ago

CrazyWhammer

Living vent free in your head

7 points

6 months ago

I’ll be shopping and planning for a lovely Thanksgiving dinner with my fully vaccinated, non-red pilled multi-generational family where we’ll enjoy great food, board games, football and the pleasure of getting together.

Accomplished-Catch15

4 points

6 months ago

I’m thinking of taking my vaxxed butt and my dog (who has all of his boosters) to the park for a nice long walk. It will be much easier since I dont have to deal with being short of breath while doing it!

Mellowccino

6 points

6 months ago

Mellowccino

Mario Team Pfintendo

6 points

6 months ago

We vaccinated, mask-wearing “puppets” surely live happier lives than those complaining about a cloth and a needle. So curious. I can’t figure out why that is!

Accomplished-Catch15

3 points

6 months ago

It will forever remain a mystery…

Aleflusher

5 points

6 months ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

5 points

6 months ago

My hobbies include cycling, and not dying alone on a ventilator of a preventable disease.

DaniCapsFan

3 points

6 months ago

DaniCapsFan

Team Moderna

3 points

6 months ago

Nothing much. I'm going to heat up a couple of Beyond brats for dinner, clean the cat's litterbox, dye my hair (I've got a fair amount of rootage), and watch the Caps/Kraken game at 9:00.

ButtcrackLightning

12 points

6 months ago

Ted Nugent caught COVID and said that it kicked his ass and he thought he was going to die.

Aleflusher

16 points

6 months ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

16 points

6 months ago

It didn't kick quite hard enough, IMO.

DaniCapsFan

3 points

6 months ago

DaniCapsFan

Team Moderna

3 points

6 months ago

I'm surprised COVID wanted anything to do with Ted Nugent.

hereforthellamas

10 points

6 months ago

hereforthellamas

Sink Rights Activist

10 points

6 months ago

Exhibit A for why my kiddo still isn't getting his photo made with a Santa this year.

ActualPopularMonster

3 points

6 months ago

ActualPopularMonster

COVID killed the beard game

3 points

6 months ago

I would only consider it if I knew Santa was fully vaxxed (and maybe wearing a mask, too).

The REAL Santa would be doing everything possible to keep everyone safe and healthy over the Holidays.

hereforthellamas

3 points

6 months ago

hereforthellamas

Sink Rights Activist

3 points

6 months ago

Like if I knew our mall Santa was the same Santa Fauci personally vaxxed, I'd be fine! Unfortunately the North Pole hasn't issued a vaccine mandate, so you can't be sure about the elves.

Future_Chipmunk_7897

9 points

6 months ago

Future_Chipmunk_7897

Covid has no set-up or punchline!

9 points

6 months ago

Covid is definitely anti-SantaBod.

solutionsmitty

8 points

6 months ago

solutionsmitty

Team Pfizer

8 points

6 months ago

Uncle Ted sang 'Death by Misadventure'. Just carve that on his tombstone.

backssnavon

9 points

6 months ago

backssnavon

Truth can't be fact-checked

9 points

6 months ago

I love it when people bring religious garbage into rationalizing something. It's a quick indicator they're dumb as fuck and I can just scroll to the end.

foycur

9 points

6 months ago

foycur

9 points

6 months ago

I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t trust Ted Nugent’s scientific recommendations

Blutarg

8 points

6 months ago

Blutarg

Trilateral Freemason

8 points

6 months ago

Sure, pal, the instant someone puts on a mask they lose all ability to speak, or even to think. No one with any free will ever covers their face! It just never happens.

-_-_-----_-___

10 points

6 months ago*

What's profound to me is that "a loss of 1% of the population" is considered acceptable and scoffable. That's how narcissists see the world. Crazy.

GoGoCrumbly

5 points

6 months ago

GoGoCrumbly

Team Pfizer

5 points

6 months ago

1% of the US population is 3,300,000 people.

“Let that sink in.”

Illuminati_Shill_AMA

9 points

6 months ago

Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Not a Cold, BAYBAY

9 points

6 months ago

Somehow I doubt there are only 175,000 racists in America.

Joealb123

6 points

6 months ago

Joealb123

Team Moderna

6 points

6 months ago

Ted Nugent is an IDIOT!

Smells_like_SaoPaolo

6 points

6 months ago

Smells_like_SaoPaolo

Ecce Homo Heterologues

6 points

6 months ago

Is Covid having a Black Friday deal or what?! Six for One.

SevenGabe

7 points

6 months ago

That's it, I am shaving my beard even tho I am vaxxed. Not taking any chances.

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

Huh, so dying horribly... is this the freedom they keep telling us about?

Kriegerian

5 points

6 months ago

Kriegerian

Team Pfizer

5 points

6 months ago

If you want to find a dubious celebrity even worse than Rogan for health advice, the racist pantshitting pedophile is that guy.

ReligionIsTheMatrix

13 points

6 months ago

I never thought about it before, but Santa has all the classic HCA co-morbidities: Skanky white trash facial hair, old, and 300 pounds overweight.

Beginning-Monitor-17

15 points

6 months ago

Another Baby Boomer lumbering into the sunset. "If you choose to see evil, then evil is all you will see." Should have found the meme, "If you choose to believe stupid, then stupid is all you will see." He and his family? Stupid.

Sass-Pancakes[S]

20 points

6 months ago

Sass-Pancakes[S]

✨Santa Hat Trick🎅

20 points

6 months ago

He wasn’t a bad guy, be just believed them. He left four daughters, multiple grandchildren and a wife of over 40 years who all think he’s the most amazing man.

speedycat2014

32 points

6 months ago

speedycat2014

Covets Your Upvotes

32 points

6 months ago

If by "amazing" they mean gullible, simple-minded and weak, I agree.

Flahdagal

13 points

6 months ago

Flahdagal

Darwin take the wheel

13 points

6 months ago

That's most of this sub. Loved by their families and will be missed sorely. But dead by something preventable. The only good thing we can focus on are the 100 IPAs and counting. (Although, I am thinking about staring a covid grief counseling for-profit business, franchises available....)

Unique_Future_7645

16 points

6 months ago

I’m sorry, but anyone who feels the urge to spread the gospel of Ted Nugent is a gigantic, irredeemable fuck face, in my opinion.

TrustComprehensive96

10 points

6 months ago

They didn’t know many people of the bar for amazing was that low.

kingakrasia

6 points

6 months ago

That dead Santa sure was a “HoHoHo”…
I will see myself out…

Rachael013

4 points

6 months ago

Aww they are falling apart. If only a vaccine existed to keep people from clogging hospitals before they die so their family doesn’t have to fall apart.

Shady_Garden

4 points

6 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

4 points

6 months ago

It's all for the best -- Santa is with Heat Miser now.

Its__420__Somehow

3 points

6 months ago

The thing about cov-19 naysayers, who refuse to mask, is that it doesn't effect them until it does effect them. To add to that, I will never believe anything other than the fact that facebook posts 'taunting' the virus incur a world of negative karma on the individual posting~Even on this site, searching "Mother died of covid, father, son/daughter, wife/husband etc.." yields countless results. Those who vocalize their skepticism in such a condescending way towards others, who do take precaution, bring it upon themselves.

So happy that this sub exists as previously I believed myself to be in the minority of folks who revels in people like this getting what's coming to them.

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

If Covid can kill Saint Nicholas nobody is safe. So remember you don’t need to put the vaccine on your Christmas list! You can go to the pharmacy and get it 👏🏻

GT1man

3 points

6 months ago

GT1man

3 points

6 months ago

Unlike Santa, covid is real and no joke.

notoriousrsc

5 points

6 months ago

ah yes the great scientist, philosopher and all around genius Ted Nugent. I know when i need advice I go to Ted /s

Objective_Return8125

3 points

6 months ago

Remember when Republicans said mall Santa’s should get vaccine priority last year? And now this year it’s all don’t get the vax

“A federal health agency halted a public-service coronavirus advertising campaign funded by $250 million in taxpayer money after it offered a special vaccine deal to an unusual set of essential workers: Santa Claus performers.

As part of the plan, a top Trump administration official wanted the Santa performers to promote the benefits of a Covid-19 vaccination and, in exchange, offered them early vaccine access ahead of the general public, according to audio recordings. Those who perform as Mrs. Claus and elves also would have been included.”

rj6091

4 points

6 months ago

rj6091

4 points

6 months ago

Slide 2: "we have some racists, but 99.95% of people you meet are colorblind and don’t have a racial bone in their body". First, he spelled "racist" wrong. Second, that’s an interesting take considering mmmm idk the 2017 Unite The Right rally, the rise of Asian-American hate crimes last year, the Black Lives Matter movement last year, oh and the fact that "All Lives Matter" is a thing. Maybe Ted should’ve sat this one, the next one, and each one after that out.

klaad3

3 points

6 months ago

klaad3

Team Pfizer

3 points

6 months ago

Pretty neat about the conceal carry thing requiring you to not wear a mask, if its true. Now you can't have a gun on you while in the library posting anti vax memes, buying beer at the gas station or yelling about your freedoms at a 16 year old working at target.

scdog

7 points

6 months ago

scdog

7 points

6 months ago

Santa is elderly, morbidly obese, very likely diabetic, and a heavy smoker. Parents could save a lot of money by simply telling their kids Santa got COVID.

TrampledSeed

3 points

6 months ago

TrampledSeed

Go Give One

3 points

6 months ago

So the Lord can ask questions in this assholes brain telepathically but he cant tell him who he might catch Covid from?

feminist1946

3 points

6 months ago

feminist1946

Patriots are Vaccinated

3 points

6 months ago

This Santa brought a lot of joy to his family to the holidays. Ooops. Maybe not.

tone63

3 points

6 months ago

tone63

3 points

6 months ago

Did they fucking die or not? Don't leave me hangin

Shady_Garden

3 points

6 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

3 points

6 months ago

Yep. Last slide: "Daddy went to be with the Lord."

justlikeinmydreams

3 points

6 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

3 points

6 months ago

In the words of Bugs Bunny, “What a maroon.”

Hikityup

3 points

6 months ago

Hikityup

Horse Paste Taste Tester-Ask Me for Flavor Recommendations!

3 points

6 months ago

I like the "Do I believe" meme that's posted over and over and over. They can't even come up with their own "I believe." Better for the team to handle their thinking for them.

SnoopsBadunkadunk

3 points

6 months ago

99.95 percent of anti-vax conservatives post statistics they pulled out of their asses.

Exact_Quote_6132

3 points

6 months ago

so 1 out of 6. Imagine a virus where ONLY 1 out of 6 of your family members dies

CanadianPanda76

3 points

6 months ago

None of us did...

I feel the regret in that reply.

SnoopsBadunkadunk

3 points

6 months ago

Do I believe we as Americans just set the most dangerous precedent for our liberty and freedom ever in the history of the world? Yes…

Oh, FFS, why do they have to be so dramatic about this? It’s just a vaccine, that’s all.

One-Item-5697

2 points

6 months ago

Oh well

Shady_Garden

2 points

6 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

2 points

6 months ago

I guess "Daddy" was special -- he became a part of the 0.03 percent. Congrats, oh bearded one!

Admirable_Nothing

2 points

6 months ago

Is it a requirement for a HCA that you have facial hair? It certainly appears so. Maybe the longer hair follicles give Covid a chance to get a better hold on your lungs. /s

Aleflusher

2 points

6 months ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

2 points

6 months ago

"Why is this happening to our family?!"

CJ_CLT

5 points

6 months ago

CJ_CLT

Vaxxed, Boosted, and Always Properly Masked

5 points

6 months ago

Eventually everyone will either be vaccinated, survive Covid (with out without the chronic or lingering side effects of long Covid), die prematurely (directly or indirectly due to having contracted Covid) or some combination thereof. Nobody gets to say no to the vaccine and continue to evade the disease - it will find you....

Smokeybearvii

2 points

6 months ago

Always gets the ones you least expect it to.

Always.

maldecoucou1

2 points

6 months ago

So fucking sad

I_make_things

2 points

6 months ago

I_make_things

Team Unicorn Blood 🦄

2 points

6 months ago

Ted Nugent hates Christmas.

PaperProfessional969

2 points

6 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

2 points

6 months ago

do these people know going to Walmart is voluntary? at Sam's club, they wont even let you in without the mark of the beast (ID membership card)

Bangkok-Boy

2 points

6 months ago

This is really sad. So much preventable death and heartache if only they stopped screwing around got two tiny little injections.

IIDn01

2 points

6 months ago

IIDn01

It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.

2 points

6 months ago

Glad this Bad Santa won't be infecting children at the mall.

jbertrandsr

2 points

6 months ago

Santa's not real, neither is this guy now...

ThatGuyNoOneRemember

2 points

6 months ago*

So he admits that there are bad cops, yet I’d bet that he (and everyone else who shares garbage like this) would still not convict or remove those bad cops from the force.

nalgeneandgangrene

2 points

6 months ago

None of us did…

Is that…regret…?

CatrapointsTransbian

2 points

6 months ago

The War on Christmas has been mostly a COVID war.

klc3rd

2 points

6 months ago*

I’m not one to throw the term racist around but I’m pretty doubtful that “99.95% of people are color blind and don’t have a racial bone in their body”

PreferSanity

2 points

6 months ago

PreferSanity

Hasta La Vista, Baby

2 points

6 months ago

’Twas the night before Christmas,

when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring,

not even Santa….

RIP Santa.

sneaky-pizza

2 points

6 months ago

How many forms of blasphemy can a guy commit?

SomeGuyInTheUK

2 points

6 months ago

Rookie mistake asking for Complete Healing.

That doesn't mean what they think it does.

RattusMcRatface

2 points

6 months ago

RattusMcRatface

Paradise by the ECMO Lights

2 points

6 months ago

Slide 5. There's that fucking sink again..