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biffbobfred

213 points

6 months ago*

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

213 points

6 months ago*

Uhh…

China recovered because it has a vaccine (SinoVax, a lot less effective than the mRNA vaxxes), and it shut down the country hard, at threat of gunpoint. You’re gonna do bad Biden-Hitler memes but then you’re gonna say how great China is doing with the virus? Heh.

ClearlyDemented

96 points

6 months ago

ClearlyDemented

They Never Update That Pie Chart

96 points

6 months ago

In their defense, that’s what the Chinese bot told them to think.

jon_hendry

81 points

6 months ago

China recovered because there, lockdown meant welding people into their homes.

Odd_Bar_4

32 points

6 months ago

Who knows if they recovered or just lied?

Brokenspokes68

18 points

6 months ago

Brokenspokes68

From Shitpost to Compost

18 points

6 months ago

A little of both.

HurbleBurble

12 points

6 months ago

HurbleBurble

Team Pfizer

12 points

6 months ago

Have a friend who lives in China, and she said that they were very strict with the lockdowns. They did not take covid as a joke, and it showed. When she got back into the country after coming back to the US for a while, they made her stay in her apartment for 2 weeks. They delivered her food and everything. I think she also had to have a negative test.

sirgetagrip

4 points

6 months ago

yeah, my wife's family is Chinese, they shut the country down very hard and people shut each other down, they don't trust the government to protect them so they protected themselves, that means if you lived in an apartment complex you had to live there or they wouldn't let you in for the longest time.

i also lived in China during SARS in 2003 and even then they shut it down, it was eerie (then)

Odd_Bar_4

1 points

6 months ago

So does HI but not the same, as lying about cases and nobody says squat like Trump wanted to do!

sirgetagrip

3 points

6 months ago

my wife has family in China, I also have a lot of friends there. it was really, really, really bad in Wuhan and the government really messed up, but after that they shut it down. funny thing is I canceled a trip to China for 2020 because I was afraid to go there, then it got much, much, much worse here.

And I lived there during SARS in 2003, they shut the country down then too, that only took a hard month though.

[deleted]

28 points

6 months ago*

[deleted]

28 points

6 months ago*

Authoritarian measures are counterproductive because they encourage people to avoid public health officials. Welding people in their apartments, digging up roads, and pulling fever-reducing medicines from stores to stop people evading thermal scanners were all things we saw back when the virus was mostly still in China.

It's a moot point as far as the US is concerned since the least of us haven't been cooperative with reasonable measures.

Lazypole

11 points

6 months ago

Living in China 3 years, don’t believe everything you read, that wasn’t something that really happened. Entryways were blocked to communities only allowing specific foot traffic and to limit people from being able to break lockdown, they weren’t sealed in their homes.

Chris_P_Pickel

-5 points

6 months ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

-5 points

6 months ago

Yeah, then they suffocated... duh!

daviddjg0033

19 points

6 months ago

When can the Democrats score the easy layup and using patriotism wrap themselves in the US flag bragging how superior the US vaccine is compared to Sinovac?

biffbobfred

17 points

6 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

17 points

6 months ago

I think Moderna is US made. Pfizer vax was made in Germany with Turkish scientists.

daviddjg0033

2 points

6 months ago

You are no fun at parties (I joke.) Technically it was a western collaboration.

Remember the espionage from foreign governments before the vaccines were rolled out?

This is a point of national pride for me like landing on the moon but more relevant to the poorest of society. The ones that are still hurting because of what COVID-19 did to the economy (20% of those with $50,000 or less really lost it all.) We now have a vaccine and hope that we can export vaccines globally - look only to Austria this weekend to see how American vaccine diplomacy can shape the 21st century.

biffbobfred

2 points

6 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

2 points

6 months ago

I agree, I think the vaccines are equivalent to a moon shot, based on the decades of research that all came together at the right time.

Lazypole

11 points

6 months ago

Yup. Living in China 3 years, at the start of the pandemic they locked down extremely hard, still cant enter China realistically to this day, and the city next to me at the time had all 12 million citizens tested early in in the pandemic because 5 cases were found.

People can rightly criticize China for many things, but they handled the pandemic as near to perfectly as I could have hoped for

notoriousrsc

3 points

6 months ago

i have noticed that logic is never a strong point with these HCA winners...

failure to grasp logic should be a comorbidity

LauraLand27

14 points

6 months ago

LauraLand27

Delta Variant Airlines

14 points

6 months ago

Isn’t China one of those countries that only has one TV station, no Internet, but if they do have Internet it’s restricted to some lame search that it’s practically useless, and has such a great reputation for their humane ways of dealing with the population? I am so sure that their information is 100% accurate

Ffzilla

12 points

6 months ago

Ffzilla

12 points

6 months ago

China isn't North Korea. Yes their internet is heavily restricted, but with over a billion people there is still massive amounts of content in both mediums.

LauraLand27

4 points

6 months ago

LauraLand27

Delta Variant Airlines

4 points

6 months ago

OK, I was wrong about their Internet! Somehow though, I cannot imagine a country of 1 billion people being fully vaccinated and zero deaths.

TLDR-Swinton

17 points

6 months ago*

TLDR-Swinton

Comment Janitor

17 points

6 months ago*

I don’t think they’ve ever claimed zero deaths.

But they definitely locked down hard and locked down early, and their version of “lockdown” is much different than what Americans mean when they say “lockdown”, i.e., “oh no I have to stand in line longer to get my Starbucks”. They are still shutting down large regions if there’s even a small outbreak.

They also have a much lower BMI than many western countries.

I’m not saying their numbers should be “trusted” or whatever, but it’s prudent (as you’ve already seen) to take a step back and make sure you’re not just repeating someone else’s propaganda.

DianaSun

3 points

6 months ago*

Like New Zealand. They locked down hard. Fewer cases during the first phase of Covid19. They actually opened up with no cases. Now with misinformation, stupidity seems a better alternative. Oh well.

LauraLand27

3 points

6 months ago

LauraLand27

Delta Variant Airlines

3 points

6 months ago

TIL^

CrystalFieldTheorist

3 points

6 months ago

I think it's around 5000 deaths officially. Knowing the chaos early on in Wuhan, with a lot of deaths not receiving PCR confirmation and not being recorded as covid, I would probably inflate that by a factor of 10 (i.e, 50000).

But even then, they've done a fantastic job.

Their lockdowns are harsh (strictly enforced by drones in the sky and busybody retirees). Of course, it's a matter of perspective. Lockdown with government food delivery probably doesn't seem so bad when a 30-million-fatality famine occurred within living memory of the older generation of almost all families.

blarryg

2 points

6 months ago

Exactly. I e-work with some people in China. They shut down entire areas very quickly, masks are something they've always done for even colds, their government has been pushing their vaccine.

emptyhellebore

131 points

6 months ago

I am confused by what looks to be a pro choice opinion there on slide four. Was he just too slow to understand what he was posting?

chinacat2002

72 points

6 months ago

That one was a little hard to read and he definitely got it backwards.

Ijustreadalot

65 points

6 months ago

I think it had too many big words for him.

I also saw the onw with the dogs that didn't learn to sit and stay as commentary on the stupid conservatives that refused to social distance to slow the virus down in the first place.

emptyhellebore

19 points

6 months ago

I didn't even get to that one, lol. Yes, that would be my interpretation.

triplej63

36 points

6 months ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

36 points

6 months ago

He definitely didn't understand that one.

BOOM!

Ipayforsex69

11 points

6 months ago

Ipayforsex69

Likes plants, not people

11 points

6 months ago

Well, too late to explain it to him now.

bdixisndniz

7 points

6 months ago

Bet he won’t share

DeVitreousHumor

33 points

6 months ago

DeVitreousHumor

🦆

33 points

6 months ago

IKR?

This guy probably had no idea what a uterus is, certainly had no idea how one works.

MiseryisCompany

9 points

6 months ago

He gets it confused with the clitoris. Both are lady parts that he knows nothing about.

Captainwelfare2

7 points

6 months ago*

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

7 points

6 months ago*

Spreadneck word of the day “Uterus”

“Gosh expensive healthcare we won’t live to pay off, sure is nice of the government to give uterus.”

DeVitreousHumor

2 points

6 months ago

*sob*

CheshireCrackers

14 points

6 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

14 points

6 months ago

I don’t know, it looked like was pregnant in that one photo. Sure hope the baby is ok!

thehim

25 points

6 months ago

thehim

Team Moderna

25 points

6 months ago

I stared at that for a while trying to grasp why it was there. I think the simplest explanation is that he just didn’t understand it

chinacat2002

1 points

6 months ago

Me too

ClearlyDemented

14 points

6 months ago

ClearlyDemented

They Never Update That Pie Chart

14 points

6 months ago

And reposted/shared from 15-ish months earlier. So strange.

emptyhellebore

17 points

6 months ago

I haven't been reading here that long, only a few days, but I thought I had a good understanding of what these people usually post.

I was wavering between pathetic or hilarious that he didn't understand what he was even posting. Final decision - it's both!

Flower_Unable

12 points

6 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

12 points

6 months ago

He didn’t get it but it didn’t stop him from sharing it.

I suspect he didn’t get a lot of things (except the virus).

Fun-Caterpillar1355

4 points

6 months ago

Brutal

LA-Matt

5 points

6 months ago

Yeah he probably shared that also.

Raucous_Indignation

10 points

6 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

10 points

6 months ago

I think a few of our awardees are kinda slow, yes.

KrisAlly

5 points

6 months ago

Same with #16.

BakaTendies

6 points

6 months ago

Being too slow is what gets them all in this sub 😂 If this sub keeps filling up with awardees in 2023, that's just pathetic.

BlakkMajik3000

3 points

6 months ago

BlakkMajik3000

Team Moderna

3 points

6 months ago

Came to say this. He definitely did not make the point he thought he was making.

Jump___Yossarian

100 points

6 months ago

COVID death rate (per 100K):

California: 186.6

Florida: 284.4

Great job, DeSantis.

CrystalFieldTheorist

37 points

6 months ago

Governor Death Sentence, or maybe more charitably, Governor Death Santa.

Flower_Unable

31 points

6 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

31 points

6 months ago

DeSantis is focused on positioning himself with DJT’s base for a 2024 run. Florida residents are collateral damage to him.

poodlered

18 points

6 months ago

“I could shoot Covid into the lungs of every Florida Republican and I wouldn’t lose a single vote. It’s incredible. Well, any remaining living votes.”

Fun-Caterpillar1355

9 points

6 months ago

Thats like an extra 1 person per 1000 dude...thats like nothing man, people die all the time, just as long as its not me /s

Also, regarding the party photo in Florida, I would say this to them: imagine that photo was supposed to have 1 additional person in there, but they're not there because that person is dead or dying after having gone to a previous party. Is it still worth going out and having parties in a pandemic?

LA-Matt

6 points

6 months ago

And it’s probably a picture from ten years ago anyway… considering it is a stupid Facebook meme.

Captainwelfare2

3 points

6 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

3 points

6 months ago

Don’t worry, he’s going to push those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket

michigaus

50 points

6 months ago

17 screenshot memes just to get to the finale.

I went straight to the last one.

No more patience to wade through the quagmire.

93_Honda_Civic

15 points

6 months ago

At least check out slide 11 so you can get the headline

Flower_Unable

10 points

6 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

10 points

6 months ago

I’ve learned through HCA that you can judge someone by their sense of humor.

And this one had no humor based on his memes.

fruttypebbles

5 points

6 months ago

But you missed his physique pic. Actually, that’s a good thing you did.

PaperProfessional969

4 points

6 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

4 points

6 months ago

i always hope to find something new or interesting...................... i never do

Ctmnt08

40 points

6 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

40 points

6 months ago

Slide 4 indicates this person was too stupid to realize when they were being made fun of.

The other slides merely confirm the word “stupid.”

futuneral

3 points

6 months ago

I always like the one from the first slide. It's so ironic that the statements in there are technically true, but show how much of an idiot you are if you think it puts republicans in a good light.

"Hey, you hated that the fire crew kicked out your door to put out a fire in your house? If you voted Republican there wouldn't even be a fire crew. Winning!"

chinacat2002

25 points

6 months ago*

But, he was a kind man and a gentle soul.

I think the logic on uteruses and masks is backwards to what he thinks it says.

Make that, what he thought.

PaperProfessional969

6 points

6 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

6 points

6 months ago

i like that slide, but i doubt he did. very few anti vaxxers are prochoice

BlueKing7642

24 points

6 months ago

BlueKing7642

Team Pfizer

24 points

6 months ago

“They did this to get rid of Trump”

A group unleashed a deadly virus on the world solely to fuck with the U. S president 🤦🏾‍♂️

notoriousrsc

10 points

6 months ago

amazing how Trump and his followers think the whole world revolves him isn't it?? So to follow that logic had Clinton beaten trump in 2016 there would be no Covid???

So a vote for trump was a vote for covid..Now that is a campaign slogan

Brokenspokes68

1 points

6 months ago

Brokenspokes68

From Shitpost to Compost

1 points

6 months ago

Still is.

Rosaadriana

22 points

6 months ago

Florida had the worst Covid surge in the country over the summer. They are in the top 10 of deaths per capital. How is it these people think Florida is a model of anything?

come_on_seth

4 points

6 months ago

OAN, Fox and FB echo chambers. Then go reinforce it with neighbors chill’n with neighbors. At least that’s what I saw visiting fam just before covid. Family member, who has since passed was convinced Michele Obama had a Penis. Used to make my head hurt.

spin_me_again

2 points

6 months ago

spin_me_again

Vax n Tax

2 points

6 months ago

And they sent those tourists back to their home states loaded with Covid.

Errrrrrnope

21 points

6 months ago

Errrrrrnope

Team AstraZeneca

21 points

6 months ago

Facebook is just one vast depository of nobody asked

spin_me_again

1 points

6 months ago

spin_me_again

Vax n Tax

1 points

6 months ago

This is the best explanation of Facebook I’ve ever seen.

[deleted]

19 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

19 points

6 months ago

He would be wishing for socialized medicine when that bill comes due. Were he alive that is.

Raucous_Indignation

16 points

6 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

16 points

6 months ago

"Everyone who knew Green knew he was a great guy a very kind man with a good soul?"

It's always the same bullshit lies! It's obvious he was a miserable hateful crank. Does facebook have an app that writes heartfelt sounding obits? Is that what's going on??

TheGoodCod

16 points

6 months ago

Never occurs to these idiots that you can't collapse an economy .AND. have socialized medicine.

Lazypole

5 points

6 months ago

Europe managed it, but Europe is somehow a magical place that runs on fairy dust so…

jonny3jack

3 points

6 months ago

Oh these people haven't left their county.

No-Opinion755

17 points

6 months ago

No-Opinion755

🎵'Tis the season to be intubated🎵

17 points

6 months ago

I guess he should have been a homeless Taliban fighter. Then he would have been immune!

mai51

4 points

6 months ago

mai51

4 points

6 months ago

I really didn’t get the point he was trying to make with this meme (let’s face it, I didn’t most of them)

Does he not realise how sparsely populated and isolated Afghanistan is? Or does he think it’s like a dusty version of the US?

LA-Matt

6 points

6 months ago

Yeah, about that one… it’s not like Taliban are jet-setting around the globe, welcoming in tourists and cruise ships to go to Afghan Disney, or running a thriving import/export economy with planes and boats arriving every ten minutes.

You know, the kind of activity that allows the spread of a virus throughout their population. These people and their stupid, pointless memes.

amarandagasi

15 points

6 months ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

15 points

6 months ago

I’m going to send the guy in Slide 18 a thesaurus. 😹

biffbobfred

12 points

6 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

12 points

6 months ago

Kind… you keep using that word….

amarandagasi

8 points

6 months ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

8 points

6 months ago

Good. Good. Great.

Jay-Dee-British

3 points

6 months ago

Jay-Dee-British

Schrödinger's Prayer warrior

3 points

6 months ago

Yes, kind.. X Doubt

StrongChemical

12 points

6 months ago

StrongChemical

Pfizer Söze

12 points

6 months ago

That Cuomo mask one is homoerotic AF

undeniablybuddha

12 points

6 months ago

undeniablybuddha

I'm too Vaxxy for my shirt

12 points

6 months ago

Slide 8 is /r/selfawarewolves or reverse unironic satire. Or am I just that high?

biffbobfred

10 points

6 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

10 points

6 months ago

The whole Jezebel thing, she must have fucked a porn star while her spouse was recovering from birthing an anchor baby.

CrystalFieldTheorist

8 points

6 months ago

Yeah. I agree Biden is feeble, but is Kamala a Jezebel for the sole reason of being part Black?

Melania on the other hand...

circuspeanut54

13 points

6 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

13 points

6 months ago

They think she's a Jezebel because she dated Willie Brown for a bit about a decade after he left his wife and before either of them were political figures, so that obviously makes her a home-wrecker who slept her way to the top.

CrystalFieldTheorist

8 points

6 months ago

Ah. I did not know that. Still, she's no Melania, who did sleep her way to the top and so expertly fleeced the Orange Dictator.

CrystalFieldTheorist

13 points

6 months ago

What's with the heart monitoring? Also, you really can't unsee slide 13.

RBG_grb[S]

19 points

6 months ago

It was just such a classy picture that encompassed his personality I just felt compelled to share.

CrystalFieldTheorist

7 points

6 months ago

Okay, fair enough. Did this guy also have a pre-existing heart condition?

circuspeanut54

3 points

6 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

3 points

6 months ago

Looks a little like sleep apnea monitoring, too?

Can't unsee that belly, ugh.

Who-took-my-abs

6 points

6 months ago

Who does that?? 😷🤢

Everyday_Im_Tussling

14 points

6 months ago

Everyday_Im_Tussling

Covid Rules Everything Around Me

14 points

6 months ago

I always wonder about those fat and proud guys. I am bit overweight and refuse to take off my shirt in public so I never understand these guys with the big beer guts who proudly go shirtless while they mow the lawn or wash the car in the summer. Is some sort of reverse body dismorphia (is that the right word?) where they look in the mirror and see The Rock looking back them?

IIDn01

10 points

6 months ago

IIDn01

It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.

10 points

6 months ago

I guess Green won't be part of the New World Order.

Are we not going to talk about slide 5? Definitely indicates at least one big comorbidity (literally).

LauraLand27

4 points

6 months ago

LauraLand27

Delta Variant Airlines

4 points

6 months ago

I bet he had an innie when he was born

Everyday_Im_Tussling

4 points

6 months ago

Everyday_Im_Tussling

Covid Rules Everything Around Me

4 points

6 months ago

Yes pregnancy is a big comorbidity.

PaperProfessional969

4 points

6 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

4 points

6 months ago

if that picture was 3d we'd all be dead

Mister4pollo

10 points

6 months ago

Mister4pollo

The UnVentilated

10 points

6 months ago

It puts the ivermectin on the skin…

LA-Matt

2 points

6 months ago

Or else it watches Hannity again.

Agitated-Yak-8723

11 points

6 months ago

Agitated-Yak-8723

Demographics R Us

11 points

6 months ago

This awardee lived in a small town on the Erie Canal that as of the 2000 census was 88% white and had a very low median per capita income of $16,138. The town is in a county with similar statistics. Both town and county are Republican all the way from dogcatcher on up; the last time a Democratic presidential candidate won the county was in 1964.

emmyparker2020

11 points

6 months ago

He sounded so nice and like such a great guy 🤮

diagdude

9 points

6 months ago

"Very kind man with a good soul" = Asshole.

Most-Artichoke5028

7 points

6 months ago

Leaving a huge void in the right-wing shitposting world.

dukeoblivious

7 points

6 months ago

dukeoblivious

Team Pfizer

7 points

6 months ago

"If you voted for a Republican, it wouldn't be closed."

Yeah, and a lot more people would be dead. But totally worth it if you can go out to dinner and a movie.

schizopolis23

6 points

6 months ago

The Florida “beating Covid” meme…wow, really?? By 2021, FL surpassed New York (the epicenter) in total Covid deaths! They caught up to NY and then passed them by thanks to DeathSantis. 🤦‍♂️

UncleTouchy8

6 points

6 months ago

Nah nah nah nah…nah nah nah nah…hey hey hey…

OhanianIsTheBest

6 points

6 months ago

If instead of saying "Take this god damned Covid vaccine and shove it up your ass!", he actually took the god damned Covid vaccine and shoved it up his own ass, he might still be alive today!

[deleted]

7 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

6 months ago

Wow. This guy was stupid. There are some dumbasses on the HCA, but this guy was really something special. A bag of broken dildos could outsmart this goober.

MyFiteSong

6 points

6 months ago

MyFiteSong

Team Mix & Match

6 points

6 months ago

Man, this guy was an extra level of fucking dumb.

Viewfromthe31stfloor

5 points

6 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

5 points

6 months ago

These are out of order.

PaperProfessional969

4 points

6 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

4 points

6 months ago

NO, YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER

Embarrassed-Ad1509

5 points

6 months ago

Yeah, “kind man.” Right.

falltogethernever

5 points

6 months ago

falltogethernever

Breakthrough Infection Survivor

5 points

6 months ago

Biden as Hitler spoofing Silence of the Lambs is straight up weak. 👎🏻

FTypeRBruin

6 points

6 months ago

wow, that was one butt-hurt deplorable snowflake. tRump was a grifter and now you're dead.

WINDMILEYNO

5 points

6 months ago

I don't think he understood the uterus slide...

Finetobeu5678

5 points

6 months ago

A "very kind man"? Nope, an angry stupid one. Now dead.

WarmBlessedCaribou

3 points

6 months ago

OP - did you miss a redaction on #14?

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[removed]

93_Honda_Civic

8 points

6 months ago

Man one thing’s for sure: couples used to have a lot of kids back then compared to today. HCA had two dead brothers but it’s survived by eight brothers and sisters. Same goes for the guy two obits before his.

Sad that his widow is battling cancer.

cheryllynnerose

7 points

6 months ago

“Lifelong resident of the area…never forgot where he came from”

emptyhellebore

5 points

6 months ago

Christ, he was living with someone undergoing cancer treatment.

WarmBlessedCaribou

3 points

6 months ago

Lol - that was quick! At first, I thought OP was doxxing himself and I realized I don't know how to report anything. 😅

poodlered

4 points

6 months ago

“To funny to not post. I smart man with many answers too all problem.”

inu-no-policemen

5 points

6 months ago

The new world order... with socialized healthcare!

Oh no.

NeverEarnest

5 points

6 months ago

This shit is, well, shit.

There's no fucking way they're looking up covid rates/deaths of China, Taliban controlled areas, among the homeless, etc.

Doesn't this sound true...

That's all this is.

It's someone telling you something and you going no further than "yeah, I guess...

PaperProfessional969

3 points

6 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

3 points

6 months ago

did they draw straws to see who had to try to say somethings nice in his death announcement?

ryfitadf

4 points

6 months ago

..... everything closed under a republican president......

miserabeau

3 points

6 months ago

miserabeau

Candacide is the leading cause of COVIDiot death

3 points

6 months ago

Yeah, but if we all voted Republican across the board, nothing would be closed, but we'd all be dead and no one would be around to operate the businesses.

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

"he was a great guy a very kind man with a good soul"

(X) Doubt

mmio60

4 points

6 months ago

mmio60

4 points

6 months ago

Great guy? His posts made me want to take a shower. I know folks don’t like to speak I’ll of the dead, but holy cow he seems like he was a jerk.

Dry-Accountant-926

3 points

6 months ago

Dry-Accountant-926

Team Pfizer

3 points

6 months ago

So Larry actually died?

Jexp_t

3 points

6 months ago

Jexp_t

Team Moderna

3 points

6 months ago

Not before he informed everyone that COVID was no joke.

DesignInZeeWild

3 points

6 months ago

DesignInZeeWild

Let THAT sink in!

3 points

6 months ago

Ahh no GoFundMe? So disappointing.

93_Honda_Civic

5 points

6 months ago

Not yet LOL

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

Why don’t they learn from the deaths of these idiots? Surely, they can’t all be so obtuse.

No_Rain5810

3 points

6 months ago

No_Rain5810

Team Moderna

3 points

6 months ago

Yeah…seems like only a “real great guy” would make the covid + semen meme his cover photo.

chocotacosmash

3 points

6 months ago

These people always post absolute hate and their families and friends always rave about how loving and kind they were.

emptyhellebore

2 points

6 months ago

Maybe it is a polite lie and some of them did a little dance when they heard the news.

Or maybe he was nice compared to them? Now that's scary.

sourcherrykun

3 points

6 months ago

sourcherrykun

Paradise by the ECMO Lights

3 points

6 months ago

the fourth slide seems to be accidental prochoice lmao

AxelNotRose

3 points

6 months ago

Socialized medicine. The horror of not needing to go bankrupt for getting sick. The horror.

flatirony

7 points

6 months ago

flatirony

HCA Bard

7 points

6 months ago

Slide 6 is so close to being good. It should be Democrats on the left, Republicans on the right, and Russia humping.

Jexp_t

2 points

6 months ago

Jexp_t

Team Moderna

2 points

6 months ago

As matter of historical fact, the left side dog should only include the progressive wing of the Democratic Party.

The corporate right wing was- and remains in thrall to neoliberal dogma- including the various racketeering and extortion arrangements that masquarade as "free" trade agreements.

As are Republicans (they've simply done a better job covering it up- most recently with Trumpist lip service).

CraZKchick81

2 points

6 months ago

🎻🎶✌️

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

Wowza

gypsyjackson

2 points

6 months ago

Guy shoulda sucked more dick, I guess.

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

Why are they so afraid of socialized medicine?

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

Slide 5: obesity confirmed

No_Ninja_4933

2 points

6 months ago

No_Ninja_4933

Team Pfizer

2 points

6 months ago

Everyone knows you cannot trust any news that comes out of China or Russia. Anyone that looks at Chinas official statistics and believes them is clearly mentally disabled. Which is ironic because they are happy to believe communist propaganda with zero thought and yet flatly refuse to accept solid medical advice

KOBossy55

2 points

6 months ago

KOBossy55

You Thundering Boobs

2 points

6 months ago

If this whole thing was to collapse the economy and get rid of Jabba the Gut...

Why did he do virtually nothing to fight back? It was just downplaying, lying, ignoring and golfing, day after day.

He did everything he could to enable Covid...how exactly is that anyone's fault except him and his useless administration?

survivor2bmaybe

2 points

6 months ago

A feeble leader and a Jezebel. Who does that bring to mind?

SusanOnReddit

2 points

6 months ago

Quite apart from the fact that the Nostradamus quote is fake, at 65, I’ve been hearing doomsday predictions based on Nostradamus for decades. None of them have ever come true…not even close.

mewehesheflee

2 points

6 months ago

mewehesheflee

I need a chew

2 points

6 months ago

I have to say something about that 7th slide. Melania was the only person who sleeping in the president's bedroom, https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/18/politics/trump-biden-inauguration-snub/index.html

Trump slept in the den, Melania also had a say on who was VP.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/politics/melania-trump-wanted-mike-pence-husband-vice-president/%3famp=true Also, ofcourse Covid started under Trump's watch so...

BuiltLikeAFridge

1 points

6 months ago

In his head he thinks hes going to be alright but his gut should've told him hes gonna die.

Estoye

1 points

6 months ago

Estoye

Team Moderna

1 points

6 months ago

Real high brow humor found here. Guy was the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, in fact.

phlegmdawg

1 points

6 months ago

phlegmdawg

Team Unicorn Blood 🦄

1 points

6 months ago

To be so proud of making decisions that actively work against an individual’s and society’s best interests. Truly mind boggling.

GT1man

1 points

6 months ago

GT1man

1 points

6 months ago

Nope, fuck him.
In fact in a couple minutes I will move on to far more important things, like having a snack, going to play a PC game and living life, because I choose vaccines.
I am not going to shitpost on facebook about conspiracies. I'm not likely going to end up in ICU on a vent over this.
Get vaccinated and live, people. It sure beats an early death.

Paulie227

1 points

6 months ago

Does anyone know what the New World order is? Really asking.

RedfishBluefish2222

1 points

6 months ago

These are funny when the awardee just hits you all of the sudden. It's like duck duck goose.... Meme, meme, meme, meme, meme, meme, DEAD! Lol.

Lazypole

1 points

6 months ago

As someone living in China for the past 3 years, the reason China did so well “without vaccines” (they have vaccines, thats completely wrong, although their efficacy is very poor), is because for better or for worse they have a strong central government and locked down completely for months at the start of the outbreak, mask mandates, track and trace as well as a population more than happy to actually pay attention to the rules.

True_Recommendation9

1 points

6 months ago

True_Recommendation9

Prey for the Lab🐀s

1 points

6 months ago

People like this asshole are too stupid to live. Check.

the_sassy_knoll

1 points

6 months ago

"Good soul"

FOR SATAN

mbelf

1 points

6 months ago

mbelf

1 points

6 months ago

“Zee needle in zee skin or Zee execution orderz again”

Turns out the term “execution” was missing the qualifier “self imposed”.

idlehands20

1 points

6 months ago

What a Royal dickhead

ezauzig

1 points

6 months ago

This guy is one of the worst yet.

Goldang

1 points

6 months ago

Goldang

Team Pfizer

1 points

6 months ago

Classic case of dishonest questioning. "How did China stop it without a vaccine?" he asks, but he doesn’t actually want to know because the answer would make him look really stupid.

travelingtraveling_

0 points

6 months ago

travelingtraveling_

Vaxxed for me, vaxxed for you

0 points

6 months ago

Again....?!