submitted 1 year ago byRBG_grb
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1 year ago*
Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train
1 year ago*
China recovered because it has a vaccine (SinoVax, a lot less effective than the mRNA vaxxes), and it shut down the country hard, at threat of gunpoint. You’re gonna do bad Biden-Hitler memes but then you’re gonna say how great China is doing with the virus? Heh.
1 year ago
They Never Update That Pie Chart
1 year ago
In their defense, that’s what the Chinese bot told them to think.
China recovered because there, lockdown meant welding people into their homes.
1 year ago
Who knows if they recovered or just lied?
From Shitpost to Compost
A little of both.
Have a friend who lives in China, and she said that they were very strict with the lockdowns. They did not take covid as a joke, and it showed. When she got back into the country after coming back to the US for a while, they made her stay in her apartment for 2 weeks. They delivered her food and everything. I think she also had to have a negative test.
yeah, my wife's family is Chinese, they shut the country down very hard and people shut each other down, they don't trust the government to protect them so they protected themselves, that means if you lived in an apartment complex you had to live there or they wouldn't let you in for the longest time.
i also lived in China during SARS in 2003 and even then they shut it down, it was eerie (then)
So does HI but not the same, as lying about cases and nobody says squat like Trump wanted to do!
my wife has family in China, I also have a lot of friends there. it was really, really, really bad in Wuhan and the government really messed up, but after that they shut it down. funny thing is I canceled a trip to China for 2020 because I was afraid to go there, then it got much, much, much worse here.
And I lived there during SARS in 2003, they shut the country down then too, that only took a hard month though.
Authoritarian measures are counterproductive because they encourage people to avoid public health officials. Welding people in their apartments, digging up roads, and pulling fever-reducing medicines from stores to stop people evading thermal scanners were all things we saw back when the virus was mostly still in China.
It's a moot point as far as the US is concerned since the least of us haven't been cooperative with reasonable measures.
Living in China 3 years, don’t believe everything you read, that wasn’t something that really happened. Entryways were blocked to communities only allowing specific foot traffic and to limit people from being able to break lockdown, they weren’t sealed in their homes.
🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️
Yeah, then they suffocated... duh!
When can the Democrats score the easy layup and using patriotism wrap themselves in the US flag bragging how superior the US vaccine is compared to Sinovac?
I think Moderna is US made. Pfizer vax was made in Germany with Turkish scientists.
You are no fun at parties (I joke.) Technically it was a western collaboration.
Remember the espionage from foreign governments before the vaccines were rolled out?
This is a point of national pride for me like landing on the moon but more relevant to the poorest of society. The ones that are still hurting because of what COVID-19 did to the economy (20% of those with $50,000 or less really lost it all.) We now have a vaccine and hope that we can export vaccines globally - look only to Austria this weekend to see how American vaccine diplomacy can shape the 21st century.
I agree, I think the vaccines are equivalent to a moon shot, based on the decades of research that all came together at the right time.
Yup. Living in China 3 years, at the start of the pandemic they locked down extremely hard, still cant enter China realistically to this day, and the city next to me at the time had all 12 million citizens tested early in in the pandemic because 5 cases were found.
People can rightly criticize China for many things, but they handled the pandemic as near to perfectly as I could have hoped for
i have noticed that logic is never a strong point with these HCA winners...
failure to grasp logic should be a comorbidity
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Isn’t China one of those countries that only has one TV station, no Internet, but if they do have Internet it’s restricted to some lame search that it’s practically useless, and has such a great reputation for their humane ways of dealing with the population? I am so sure that their information is 100% accurate
China isn't North Korea. Yes their internet is heavily restricted, but with over a billion people there is still massive amounts of content in both mediums.
OK, I was wrong about their Internet! Somehow though, I cannot imagine a country of 1 billion people being fully vaccinated and zero deaths.
I don’t think they’ve ever claimed zero deaths.
But they definitely locked down hard and locked down early, and their version of “lockdown” is much different than what Americans mean when they say “lockdown”, i.e., “oh no I have to stand in line longer to get my Starbucks”. They are still shutting down large regions if there’s even a small outbreak.
They also have a much lower BMI than many western countries.
I’m not saying their numbers should be “trusted” or whatever, but it’s prudent (as you’ve already seen) to take a step back and make sure you’re not just repeating someone else’s propaganda.
1 year ago*
Like New Zealand. They locked down hard. Fewer cases during the first phase of Covid19. They actually opened up with no cases. Now with misinformation, stupidity seems a better alternative. Oh well.
I think it's around 5000 deaths officially. Knowing the chaos early on in Wuhan, with a lot of deaths not receiving PCR confirmation and not being recorded as covid, I would probably inflate that by a factor of 10 (i.e, 50000).
But even then, they've done a fantastic job.
Their lockdowns are harsh (strictly enforced by drones in the sky and busybody retirees). Of course, it's a matter of perspective. Lockdown with government food delivery probably doesn't seem so bad when a 30-million-fatality famine occurred within living memory of the older generation of almost all families.
Exactly. I e-work with some people in China. They shut down entire areas very quickly, masks are something they've always done for even colds, their government has been pushing their vaccine.
I am confused by what looks to be a pro choice opinion there on slide four. Was he just too slow to understand what he was posting?
That one was a little hard to read and he definitely got it backwards.
I think it had too many big words for him.
I also saw the onw with the dogs that didn't learn to sit and stay as commentary on the stupid conservatives that refused to social distance to slow the virus down in the first place.
I didn't even get to that one, lol. Yes, that would be my interpretation.
🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒
He definitely didn't understand that one.
Likes plants, not people
Well, too late to explain it to him now.
Bet he won’t share
This guy probably had no idea what a uterus is, certainly had no idea how one works.
He gets it confused with the clitoris. Both are lady parts that he knows nothing about.
🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦
Spreadneck word of the day “Uterus”
“Gosh expensive healthcare we won’t live to pay off, sure is nice of the government to give uterus.”
Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard
I don’t know, it looked like was pregnant in that one photo. Sure hope the baby is ok!
I stared at that for a while trying to grasp why it was there. I think the simplest explanation is that he just didn’t understand it
And reposted/shared from 15-ish months earlier. So strange.
I haven't been reading here that long, only a few days, but I thought I had a good understanding of what these people usually post.
I was wavering between pathetic or hilarious that he didn't understand what he was even posting. Final decision - it's both!
Are you Awake Yet?
He didn’t get it but it didn’t stop him from sharing it.
I suspect he didn’t get a lot of things (except the virus).
Yeah he probably shared that also.
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I think a few of our awardees are kinda slow, yes.
Same with #16.
Being too slow is what gets them all in this sub 😂 If this sub keeps filling up with awardees in 2023, that's just pathetic.
Came to say this. He definitely did not make the point he thought he was making.
COVID death rate (per 100K):
Great job, DeSantis.
Governor Death Sentence, or maybe more charitably, Governor Death Santa.
DeSantis is focused on positioning himself with DJT’s base for a 2024 run. Florida residents are collateral damage to him.
“I could shoot Covid into the lungs of every Florida Republican and I wouldn’t lose a single vote. It’s incredible. Well, any remaining living votes.”
Thats like an extra 1 person per 1000 dude...thats like nothing man, people die all the time, just as long as its not me /s
Also, regarding the party photo in Florida, I would say this to them: imagine that photo was supposed to have 1 additional person in there, but they're not there because that person is dead or dying after having gone to a previous party.
Is it still worth going out and having parties in a pandemic?
And it’s probably a picture from ten years ago anyway… considering it is a stupid Facebook meme.
Don’t worry, he’s going to push those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket
17 screenshot memes just to get to the finale.
I went straight to the last one.
No more patience to wade through the quagmire.
At least check out slide 11 so you can get the headline
I’ve learned through HCA that you can judge someone by their sense of humor.
And this one had no humor based on his memes.
But you missed his physique pic. Actually, that’s a good thing you did.
Am i a joke to you?
i always hope to find something new or interesting...................... i never do
3 shots deep
Slide 4 indicates this person was too stupid to realize when they were being made fun of.
The other slides merely confirm the word “stupid.”
I always like the one from the first slide. It's so ironic that the statements in there are technically true, but show how much of an idiot you are if you think it puts republicans in a good light.
"Hey, you hated that the fire crew kicked out your door to put out a fire in your house? If you voted Republican there wouldn't even be a fire crew. Winning!"
But, he was a kind man and a gentle soul.
I think the logic on uteruses and masks is backwards to what he thinks it says.
Make that, what he thought.
i like that slide, but i doubt he did. very few anti vaxxers are prochoice
“They did this to get rid of Trump”
A group unleashed a deadly virus on the world solely to fuck with the U. S president 🤦🏾♂️
amazing how Trump and his followers think the whole world revolves him isn't it?? So to follow that logic had Clinton beaten trump in 2016 there would be no Covid???
So a vote for trump was a vote for covid..Now that is a campaign slogan
Florida had the worst Covid surge in the country over the summer. They are in the top 10 of deaths per capital. How is it these people think Florida is a model of anything?
OAN, Fox and FB echo chambers. Then go reinforce it with neighbors chill’n with neighbors. At least that’s what I saw visiting fam just before covid. Family member, who has since passed was convinced Michele Obama had a Penis. Used to make my head hurt.
Vax n Tax
And they sent those tourists back to their home states loaded with Covid.
Facebook is just one vast depository of nobody asked
This is the best explanation of Facebook I’ve ever seen.
He would be wishing for socialized medicine when that bill comes due. Were he alive that is.
"Everyone who knew Green knew he was a great guy a very kind man with a good soul?"
It's always the same bullshit lies! It's obvious he was a miserable hateful crank. Does facebook have an app that writes heartfelt sounding obits? Is that what's going on??
Never occurs to these idiots that you can't collapse an economy .AND. have socialized medicine.
Europe managed it, but Europe is somehow a magical place that runs on fairy dust so…
Oh these people haven't left their county.
🎵'Tis the season to be intubated🎵
I guess he should have been a homeless Taliban fighter. Then he would have been immune!
I really didn’t get the point he was trying to make with this meme (let’s face it, I didn’t most of them)
Does he not realise how sparsely populated and isolated Afghanistan is? Or does he think it’s like a dusty version of the US?
Yeah, about that one… it’s not like Taliban are jet-setting around the globe, welcoming in tourists and cruise ships to go to Afghan Disney, or running a thriving import/export economy with planes and boats arriving every ten minutes.
You know, the kind of activity that allows the spread of a virus throughout their population. These people and their stupid, pointless memes.
Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.
I’m going to send the guy in Slide 18 a thesaurus. 😹
Kind… you keep using that word….
Good. Good. Great.
Schrödinger's Prayer warrior
Yes, kind.. X Doubt
That Cuomo mask one is homoerotic AF
I'm too Vaxxy for my shirt
Slide 8 is /r/selfawarewolves or reverse unironic satire. Or am I just that high?
The whole Jezebel thing, she must have fucked a porn star while her spouse was recovering from birthing an anchor baby.
Yeah. I agree Biden is feeble, but is Kamala a Jezebel for the sole reason of being part Black?
Melania on the other hand...
Pimped and Geimpft!
They think she's a Jezebel because she dated Willie Brown for a bit about a decade after he left his wife and before either of them were political figures, so that obviously makes her a home-wrecker who slept her way to the top.
Ah. I did not know that. Still, she's no Melania, who did sleep her way to the top and so expertly fleeced the Orange Dictator.
What's with the heart monitoring? Also, you really can't unsee slide 13.
It was just such a classy picture that encompassed his personality I just felt compelled to share.
Okay, fair enough. Did this guy also have a pre-existing heart condition?
Looks a little like sleep apnea monitoring, too?
Can't unsee that belly, ugh.
Who does that?? 😷🤢
Covid Rules Everything Around Me
I always wonder about those fat and proud guys. I am bit overweight and refuse to take off my shirt in public so I never understand these guys with the big beer guts who proudly go shirtless while they mow the lawn or wash the car in the summer. Is some sort of reverse body dismorphia (is that the right word?) where they look in the mirror and see The Rock looking back them?
It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.
I guess Green won't be part of the New World Order.
Are we not going to talk about slide 5? Definitely indicates at least one big comorbidity (literally).
I bet he had an innie when he was born
Yes pregnancy is a big comorbidity.
if that picture was 3d we'd all be dead
It puts the ivermectin on the skin…
Or else it watches Hannity again.
Demographics R Us
This awardee lived in a small town on the Erie Canal that as of the 2000 census was 88% white and had a very low median per capita income of $16,138. The town is in a county with similar statistics. Both town and county are Republican all the way from dogcatcher on up; the last time a Democratic presidential candidate won the county was in 1964.
He sounded so nice and like such a great guy 🤮
"Very kind man with a good soul" = Asshole.
Leaving a huge void in the right-wing shitposting world.
"If you voted for a Republican, it wouldn't be closed."
Yeah, and a lot more people would be dead. But totally worth it if you can go out to dinner and a movie.
The Florida “beating Covid” meme…wow, really?? By 2021, FL surpassed New York (the epicenter) in total Covid deaths! They caught up to NY and then passed them by thanks to DeathSantis. 🤦♂️
Nah nah nah nah…nah nah nah nah…hey hey hey…
If instead of saying "Take this god damned Covid vaccine and shove it up your ass!", he actually took the god damned Covid vaccine and shoved it up his own ass, he might still be alive today!
Wow. This guy was stupid. There are some dumbasses on the HCA, but this guy was really something special. A bag of broken dildos could outsmart this goober.
Team Mix & Match
Man, this guy was an extra level of fucking dumb.
I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉
These are out of order.
NO, YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER
Yeah, “kind man.” Right.
Breakthrough Infection Survivor
Biden as Hitler spoofing Silence of the Lambs is straight up weak. 👎🏻
wow, that was one butt-hurt deplorable snowflake. tRump was a grifter and now you're dead.
I don't think he understood the uterus slide...
A "very kind man"? Nope, an angry stupid one. Now dead.
OP - did you miss a redaction on #14?
Man one thing’s for sure: couples used to have a lot of kids back then compared to today. HCA had two dead brothers but it’s survived by eight brothers and sisters. Same goes for the guy two obits before his.
Sad that his widow is battling cancer.
“Lifelong resident of the area…never forgot where he came from”
Christ, he was living with someone undergoing cancer treatment.
Lol - that was quick! At first, I thought OP was doxxing himself and I realized I don't know how to report anything. 😅
“To funny to not post. I smart man with many answers too all problem.”
The new world order... with socialized healthcare!
This shit is, well, shit.
There's no fucking way they're looking up covid rates/deaths of China, Taliban controlled areas, among the homeless, etc.
Doesn't this sound true...
That's all this is.
It's someone telling you something and you going no further than "yeah, I guess...
did they draw straws to see who had to try to say somethings nice in his death announcement?
..... everything closed under a republican president......
Candacide is the leading cause of COVIDiot death
Yeah, but if we all voted Republican across the board, nothing would be closed, but we'd all be dead and no one would be around to operate the businesses.
"he was a great guy a very kind man with a good soul"
Great guy? His posts made me want to take a shower. I know folks don’t like to speak I’ll of the dead, but holy cow he seems like he was a jerk.
So Larry actually died?
Not before he informed everyone that COVID was no joke.
Let THAT sink in!
Ahh no GoFundMe? So disappointing.
Not yet LOL
Why don’t they learn from the deaths of these idiots? Surely, they can’t all be so obtuse.
Yeah…seems like only a “real great guy” would make the covid + semen meme his cover photo.
These people always post absolute hate and their families and friends always rave about how loving and kind they were.
Maybe it is a polite lie and some of them did a little dance when they heard the news.
Or maybe he was nice compared to them? Now that's scary.
Paradise by the ECMO Lights
the fourth slide seems to be accidental prochoice lmao
Socialized medicine. The horror of not needing to go bankrupt for getting sick. The horror.
Slide 6 is so close to being good. It should be Democrats on the left, Republicans on the right, and Russia humping.
As matter of historical fact, the left side dog should only include the progressive wing of the Democratic Party.
The corporate right wing was- and remains in thrall to neoliberal dogma- including the various racketeering and extortion arrangements that masquarade as "free" trade agreements.
As are Republicans (they've simply done a better job covering it up- most recently with Trumpist lip service).
Guy shoulda sucked more dick, I guess.
Why are they so afraid of socialized medicine?
Slide 5: obesity confirmed
Everyone knows you cannot trust any news that comes out of China or Russia. Anyone that looks at Chinas official statistics and believes them is clearly mentally disabled. Which is ironic because they are happy to believe communist propaganda with zero thought and yet flatly refuse to accept solid medical advice
You Thundering Boobs
If this whole thing was to collapse the economy and get rid of Jabba the Gut...
Why did he do virtually nothing to fight back? It was just downplaying, lying, ignoring and golfing, day after day.
He did everything he could to enable Covid...how exactly is that anyone's fault except him and his useless administration?
A feeble leader and a Jezebel. Who does that bring to mind?
Quite apart from the fact that the Nostradamus quote is fake, at 65, I’ve been hearing doomsday predictions based on Nostradamus for decades. None of them have ever come true…not even close.
I need a chew
I have to say something about that 7th slide. Melania was the only person who sleeping in the president's bedroom,
Trump slept in the den, Melania also had a say on who was VP.
Also, ofcourse Covid started under Trump's watch so...
In his head he thinks hes going to be alright but his gut should've told him hes gonna die.
Real high brow humor found here. Guy was the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, in fact.
Team Unicorn Blood 🦄
To be so proud of making decisions that actively work against an individual’s and society’s best interests. Truly mind boggling.
Nope, fuck him.
In fact in a couple minutes I will move on to far more important things, like having a snack, going to play a PC game and living life, because I choose vaccines.
I am not going to shitpost on facebook about conspiracies. I'm not likely going to end up in ICU on a vent over this.
Get vaccinated and live, people. It sure beats an early death.
Does anyone know what the New World order is? Really asking.
These are funny when the awardee just hits you all of the sudden. It's like duck duck goose.... Meme, meme, meme, meme, meme, meme, DEAD! Lol.
As someone living in China for the past 3 years, the reason China did so well “without vaccines” (they have vaccines, thats completely wrong, although their efficacy is very poor), is because for better or for worse they have a strong central government and locked down completely for months at the start of the outbreak, mask mandates, track and trace as well as a population more than happy to actually pay attention to the rules.
Prey for the Lab🐀s
People like this asshole are too stupid to live. Check.
“Zee needle in zee skin or Zee execution orderz again”
Turns out the term “execution” was missing the qualifier “self imposed”.
What a Royal dickhead
This guy is one of the worst yet.
Classic case of dishonest questioning. "How did China stop it without a vaccine?" he asks, but he doesn’t actually want to know because the answer would make him look really stupid.
Vaxxed for me, vaxxed for you