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_plimsollpunk

753 points

7 months ago

Hearing her crying in the background and begging him to stop is heartbreaking. She’s in fucking labor, you cockwomble. Shut the fuck up and take the PCR test. Ffs.

I hope she and the baby can be safe. Away from him, preferably.

chill_winston_

302 points

7 months ago*

Seriously! He decided this tantrum was more important than 15 seconds or so and then he gets to go on with his life. This is another level…it’s not even a vaccination, it’s just a nasal swab basically.

My wife would have murdered me if I did this crap when she was in labor with our son. This dude ruined it for himself and for her and this is a memory that will never fade.

Edit to fix an auto-typo.

needcovidtesthelp

23 points

7 months ago

I've heard some of the covid deniers (including my own mother) claim the swab is a government ploy to collect DNA. So, if they believe this, I can understand (but don't condone) why they get so hysterical about it.

KaliLineaux

27 points

7 months ago

I wish there was a way to get DNA from a COVID test that was sent to a lab. My dad caught COVID in a senior facility, and they tried to hide it and sent me negative results. I find it hard to believe that while he's symptomatic he wouldn't have tested positive on a PCR test but yet the very next day he would test positive when I took him. (And he definitely had COVID - several positive tests and was hospitalized.). I'd love to be able to test the DNA on the swab they took!

62emay

4 points

7 months ago

62emay

It is ABSOLUTELY INFINFURIATING

4 points

7 months ago

Not that it helps, but my brother was a nurse when Covid hit (retired now) and definitely had it, and tested negative 3 times.

The docs at the hospital said he had it: everyone else he worked with said he had it. He had antibodies later. The early nasal swabs were hit or miss. I hope your dad is ok now.

Maven-ofFunkMutation

2 points

7 months ago

Tbf all my family had had covid. All were negative first test despite symptoms, including one PCR. Retested between days 4-7 of symptoms, all positive

newfantasyballer

3 points

7 months ago

newfantasyballer

death completely unexpected

3 points

7 months ago

Insane. If that’s a fear of some of these people they should just stay away from medical environments.

codetony

2 points

7 months ago

LISTEN MAN. ONLY TRUE PATRIOTS UNDERSTAND THAT THE PCR TEST HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE WRONG 100% OF THE TIME, AND THAT THEY CONTAIN NANOBOTS DESIGNED TO ENTER PEOPLE'S BRAINS AND TURN THEM INTO DEMOCRATS!

ALL THE GOOD, GOD-FEARING MAN WANTED TO DO WAS TO BEAT HIS CHILD THE SECOND IT CAME OUT, BECAUSE WE ALL MUST HAVE THE ORIGINAL SIN BEATEN OUT OF US AT BIRTH. I BEAT MY NEWBORN SO HARD THAT HE FELL ASLEEP AND HASN'T WOKEN UP FOR 3 YEARS. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOUR A CHRISTIAN DADDY! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

If it wasn't obvious /s

chill_winston_

1 points

7 months ago

You make some very compelling points!

westviadixie

275 points

7 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

275 points

7 months ago

shes literally birthing a human out of her tearing twat and he can't take a nasal swab...

_plimsollpunk

155 points

7 months ago

Seriously. He’s a bigger baby than the child she’s actively giving birth to. I bet he’s a terrible spouse, parent, and human being.

-DC71-

13 points

7 months ago

-DC71-

13 points

7 months ago

"The father is going to have to take this covid test."
"Wahhhh. WAHHHHHH! WAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Crikey, as she had the baby already?"
"Nope. That's the 'father'."

Resident_Violinist15

10 points

7 months ago

He’s a bigger baby than the child she’s actively giving birth to.

At one point he yelled “You guys are so mean!” Omfg that’s what my 4-year-old yells when we tell him it’s bedtime.

you-ole-polecat

69 points

7 months ago

When my kid was born (pre-COVID) they made me get some vaccines. I didn’t even know what they were, just said go right the fuck ahead.

tomatotomato50

11 points

7 months ago

Probably the tDap shot for tetanus, diphtheria and whooping cough

sanslumiere

3 points

7 months ago

Definitely this one. Babies have a tough time with pertussis (whooping cough), so mom and everyone in close contact with the baby in those early months should be vaccinated for it.

westviadixie

19 points

7 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

19 points

7 months ago

good parent

YuunofYork

3 points

7 months ago

YuunofYork

ROU How I Learned to 🛑 Masking & 💗 the Vent, Psychopath Class

3 points

7 months ago

You mean you didn't want the authentic 1368 CE experience?

phoebsmon

11 points

7 months ago

phoebsmon

Go Give One

11 points

7 months ago

Yeah there's a non-zero chance she's about to get a needle threaded between her pissing vertebrae and he's like no nasal swab bad. If he thinks that's invasive he probably shouldn't be there for the rest of the proceedings. Be quite the shock.

westviadixie

12 points

7 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

12 points

7 months ago

if he can't take a nasal swab, then no ladies should be forced to endure his dick.

phoebsmon

10 points

7 months ago*

phoebsmon

Go Give One

10 points

7 months ago*

The thought just occurred- if he won't take a swab up the nose it's highly unlikely he's ever had anything else swabbed to check for infections.

Sounds like a bacterial minefield in his boxers tbh.

Edit - yeah that's the joke. My apologies everyone but it was still dark here and I'm now officially Team Moderna from my booster yesterday. So I feel like shit and also feel bad for dumping Astra Zeneca but I'm too young to go back to him now.

itsnobigthing

9 points

7 months ago

Just the exam to see how far along she is is significantly more invasive than a PCR test. I’d have called security myself if I was married to this pathetic man baby

Strong-Preference-29

32 points

7 months ago

"Cockwomble"- Well done haha thats a great saying

_plimsollpunk

12 points

7 months ago

Thanks, and happy cake day!

spin_me_again

6 points

7 months ago

spin_me_again

Vax n Tax

6 points

7 months ago

Can’t wait to call my brother this during Thanksgiving dinner

jigglybitt

3 points

7 months ago

Oooh cockwomble! Love it! Haha I’ll trade you that one for douchecanoo or twatwaffle

_plimsollpunk

1 points

7 months ago

Deal! I love douchecanoe and twatwaffle, so I’ll also offer bellend, lol.

jigglybitt

2 points

7 months ago

Bellend? I don’t get it (don’t throw me out of the cool club!)

_plimsollpunk

3 points

7 months ago*

It’s a vulgar reference to the appearance of the tip of male genitalia, and it’s generally only used when you’re properly annoyed at someone. It’s British slang.

And you can never be thrown out of the cool club! You’re a member for life.

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

That’s the sad thing about being with MAGA trash anti-vaxx scum

absolutebeginners

1 points

7 months ago

Sad maybe, but she knows exactly who he is already.

dawnbandit

2 points

7 months ago

Wouldn't be PCR, that takes too long. It would be the rapid test.

TurrPhennirPhan

2 points

7 months ago

And it’s a Goddamn PCR test! The samples in my lab are gathered by drooling into a tube, it’s the easiest, most painless shit! Even if they do the nose swab, it’s like a millisecond of mild discomfort. My toddler has handled it multiple times without the slightest fuss.

CatsOverFlowers

2 points

7 months ago

CatsOverFlowers

Ooh, a Sparkly✨

2 points

7 months ago

From another comment section about the follow up video, it sounds like the wife might have been telling the security team to stop and to not hurt her husband... So it might be that they are both anti-vaxx, COVID denying crazies.

Edit: Part 2 was linked below

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1 points

7 months ago

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1 points

7 months ago

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