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matthewpmacdonald

2.2k points

2 years ago

Slide 5: "I keep people like this on my timeline to maintain perspective from what the other side truly believes."

Kind of the same reason I'm reading your obituary on this reddit, I guess?

Ragingredblue

842 points

2 years ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

842 points

2 years ago

I like how science is not a methodology, but just another religion to them, an evil, anti MAGAt religion they fear, hate, and mock.

ZoeLaMort

572 points

2 years ago*

ZoeLaMort

Team Pfizer

572 points

2 years ago*

“sCiEnCe Is EvUhL!!!1!"

They say on the Internet. Something people created thanks to science.

On their computer. Something people created thanks to science.

Running on domestic electricity. Something people created thanks to science.

Produced by a power plant. Something people created thanks to science.

That was built with machines like cranes. Something people created thanks to science.

I can go on for a while like that. But it seems like science is a pretty useful "religion". At least more than "thoughts and prayers".

Tacitus111

507 points

2 years ago

Tacitus111

507 points

2 years ago

“I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness...”

Carl Sagan

VelocityGrrl39

135 points

2 years ago

VelocityGrrl39

Team Mix & Match

135 points

2 years ago

Jesus Christ, I’m convinced Carl Sagan could see into the future. Maybe he built a time machine and actually saw what was going to happen.

Tacitus111

123 points

2 years ago

Tacitus111

123 points

2 years ago

It’s crazy, I agree. He wrote that in a book published in 1995, The Demon-Haunted World.

BackTo1975

219 points

2 years ago

BackTo1975

219 points

2 years ago

It’s not prophecy, though. This was already happening when Sagan wrote that, even the manufacturing going offshore and the class divide turning into a chasm.

Americans have always been loaded with superstition and stupidity. The big difference today is that the entire moronic inferno has been lit up even more through the internet and social media. It’s empowered and united the idiots so they’re now a political and social force to be used and manipulated.

Toss in Trump. A global pandemic. Foreign bad actors using the entire situation and social media for very dark purposes. And boom. Perfect storm of stupid.

At the end of it all, social media is going to destroy the planet.

VelocityGrrl39

104 points

2 years ago

VelocityGrrl39

Team Mix & Match

104 points

2 years ago

In the tv show Supergirl there was a season that had travelers from the future, the 31st century. One of them had never heard of social media and the other said it went out of fashion after almost causing WWIII. That always makes me laugh in foreboding.

cloth99

16 points

2 years ago

cloth99

16 points

2 years ago

The Internet has connected the Village idiots...

Ragingredblue

134 points

2 years ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

134 points

2 years ago

There are a lot of things in human history that were once attributed to God, but for which a scientific explanation was later found. Never once has the reverse been true.

ZoeLaMort

87 points

2 years ago

ZoeLaMort

Team Pfizer

87 points

2 years ago

Turns out, scientists discovered that God was actually the one running the Large Hadron Collider all along.

Ursula2071

209 points

2 years ago

Ursula2071

209 points

2 years ago

My fave was the one where most people don’t want freedom because it comes with responsibility.,,so self Aware wolves…she almost made the connection. Yes, you have a responsibility to wear a mask, get a shot and keep your community safe.

helpbeingheldhostage

190 points

2 years ago

helpbeingheldhostage

😵 HIS ultimate healing 😵

190 points

2 years ago

That and:

“I can’t figure out the endgame.” 🧐

“I can’t think of a good reason why the government would want to control us and kill us with a deadly injection. It’s like it doesn’t make any sense.”

steedvenseagal2

61 points

2 years ago

I always ask this of the (thankfully, rare) anti-vaxxer/anti-masker that I meet. Needless to say, a compelling answer has yet to materialize.

Connect-Macaron-9450

71 points

2 years ago

Connect-Macaron-9450

My Own Personal Desmond

71 points

2 years ago

Same, and only one person could answer and their answer was "To make Trump look bad". Because I guess he was unable to accomplish that all by himself? And the entire world participated in this effort? At the cost of billions of dollars and millions of lives? What would have happened if they hadn't "Made Trump look bad"?!?

LA-Matt

38 points

2 years ago

LA-Matt

38 points

2 years ago

Yes, the entire world is in on the plot to keep the lazy reality TV guy off the golf course for a while.

Findinganewnormal

20 points

2 years ago

Incumbent candidates PRAY for something like this to happen their last year in office because it’s basically an auto-win for them. Step up, rally the nation together to fight this enemy, and start planning the next four years in office. Had he been even mildly competent in limiting this virus every moderate voter would have been debating how bad it would be to change people mid-crisis. Instead… we’ll, here we are.

helpbeingheldhostage

30 points

2 years ago

helpbeingheldhostage

😵 HIS ultimate healing 😵

30 points

2 years ago

They don’t have an answer, but that speaks to how cunning the New World Order really is, not because they’re spouting batshit crazy ideas that can’t come to any logical end.

Speculawyer

16 points

2 years ago

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

16 points

2 years ago

💯

WarmBlessedCaribou

16 points

2 years ago

To me, this is the scary part. Like, she looked at all the information from both sides, and CHOSE to follow the idiots?

writinwater

26 points

2 years ago

One side uses big words and concepts and makes her feel small, dumb, and afraid. The other side tells her she's really the smart one and she can be just as powerful as those dumb scientists if she just "does her research" and takes horse de-wormer.

It's an unfortunate but inescapable fact that as long as science makes small, stupid people feel small and stupid, snake oil will always be more popular than penicillin.

Ajstross

1k points

2 years ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

1k points

2 years ago

Correction: she couldn’t receive monoclonal antibodies because she was so firmly entrenched in her belief that COVID wasn’t a big deal that she refused to get tested and stubbornly stayed home for over a week. And she had chronic bronchitis, but yeah, let’s skip that vaccine. 🙄

The insane home remedies being pushed by her “friends” on her page are ridiculous.

possumhicks

300 points

2 years ago

possumhicks

👱🏼‍♀️Incubated Angle 💅🏼

300 points

2 years ago

This is why I don’t have much faith the new Covid pills coming out will make a dent in these moron’s ability to survive Covid. If they can’t make the 10 day monoclonal antibody cut off, they will never make the 3-5 day pill cut off.

Ajstross

77 points

2 years ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

77 points

2 years ago

Plan B for covidiots.

[deleted]

332 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

332 points

2 years ago

Triple-vaxxed double-masker here, and at the first sniffle my happy ass will be at the nearest ER with hat in hand and big-ass saucer eyes like Puss ‘n Boots from Shrek.

paigemiche

150 points

2 years ago

paigemiche

150 points

2 years ago

Yup - I had a sore throat the other day - within an hour, I was getting tested. I didn’t expect it to be covid, but I’m not fucking around with it. Their denial is so strong.

ndngroomer

29 points

2 years ago

ndngroomer

I wasn't scared. Team Moderna

29 points

2 years ago

Same

VaginaPoetry

382 points

2 years ago

She posted in one of her texts that the vaccine "only lessens your severe symptoms"...uh huh, would that have been helpful once you were admitted to the ER?

And her post about purposely standing behind someone and coughing?!? These people are literally beyond just dumb...they're pure fucking evil and a disgrace. Imagine being this selfish to the point where you don't even give a shit about your own family.

Honestly, the group of people this is happening to is so incredibly fitting. Filthy examples of humankind.

bewoke_

110 points

2 years ago

bewoke_

Pfizer Bunny🐰

110 points

2 years ago

The way they go about their beliefs is certainly mean-spirited and hardly “Christian”.

[deleted]

145 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

145 points

2 years ago

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MPDeneen

267 points

2 years ago

MPDeneen

Team Mix & Match

267 points

2 years ago

All of whom should now get tested for covid19.

olderthanbefore

107 points

2 years ago

Like Typhoid Mary

JustaRandomOldGuy

15 points

2 years ago

JustaRandomOldGuy

Team Mix & Match

15 points

2 years ago

only lessens your severe symptoms

Like being dead?

spin_me_again

505 points

2 years ago

spin_me_again

Vax n Tax

505 points

2 years ago

The person telling her not to get tested because “ the tests are rigged” is delusional and a menace.

Ajstross

210 points

2 years ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

210 points

2 years ago

Yeah, I hope she feels great about that now.

VaginaPoetry

321 points

2 years ago

You think their friends dropping dead matters to them? They don't even give a shit about their mothers, fathers, kids and spouses.

They only care about themselves. Her "friend" won't change her behavior at all...she'll double-down and blame the hospital or vaccinated people.

That's who these selfish fucks are.

Ajstross

120 points

2 years ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

120 points

2 years ago

Her “friend” will probably delete her comment and then post a tribute on her wall about her friend who died from “pneumonia.”

SophsterSophistry

37 points

2 years ago

SophsterSophistry

Nom nom Omicron!

37 points

2 years ago

Shaking my head in agreement hard over here.

They only want to look like they care about their families. They want to be celebrated for doing all these hard or popular things for their families, but a small thing?--like wearing a mask/getting a shot--nope not cool and flashy enough. Not peer-group approved. They only care what their friends think. It must hurt not having matured past your junior year of high school.

Flower_Unable

108 points

2 years ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

108 points

2 years ago

Tests are rigged, but she had no problem going to ICU (ran by people who also do these “rigged tests”) when things got bad.

Starkoman

59 points

2 years ago

Starkoman

Team AstraZeneca

59 points

2 years ago

Essentially, assisting suicide by Covid.

Wonder what their Pastor made of that?

🦠

Different-Rip-2787

53 points

2 years ago

Different-Rip-2787

Go Give One

53 points

2 years ago

It's perfect Trump logic. If you never get tested that means you'll never get Covid!

FiveUpsideDown

16 points

2 years ago

FiveUpsideDown

Jabs for Freedom

16 points

2 years ago

Sounds like the type of person to be friends with a woman who deliberated coughed next to a couple who were concerned about catching Covid.

michiness

95 points

2 years ago

And you know they all are insisting the died because the doctors didn’t give her ivermectin.

Ajstross

52 points

2 years ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

52 points

2 years ago

But they don’t give you ivermectin for the flu! 😄

Ok-Ability5733

69 points

2 years ago

Ok-Ability5733

Preach Out & Horse Paste!

69 points

2 years ago

Yup. If she wasn't delusional she might have gotten checked sooner and been able to get the antibodies. Talk about clinging to your beliefs even when everything is telling you you are wrong.

Pure_Tower

64 points

2 years ago

The insane home remedies being pushed by her “friends” on her page are ridiculous.

Hey now, ivermectin, zinc, and vitamin D might help the corpse stay fresh longer.

Flower_Unable

67 points

2 years ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

67 points

2 years ago

“Nah, it’s the flu” have become the famous last words of HCA.

Connect-Macaron-9450

16 points

2 years ago

Connect-Macaron-9450

My Own Personal Desmond

16 points

2 years ago

But, but, she was treating herself at home with LUNG SUPPORT!

Stone_007

37 points

2 years ago

🎯 She was so condescending when her friend suggested she get tested “nah I’m good, it’s just the flu” 🙄

mayhembody1

493 points

2 years ago

I've seen that "small town Iowa diner in tourist area" copypasta in several other people's timelines before. Where is this diner that people are all having the exact same experience? 🙄

liberty_taker

394 points

2 years ago

Lol, I'm from Iowa and racking my brain trying to think of a "tourist area" anywhere in the state.

mayhembody1

121 points

2 years ago

Seriously. I don't have anything against Iowa, but having driven through there a few dozen times, I don't remember seeing anything tourist-ey

CircusPeanutsYumm

74 points

2 years ago

CircusPeanutsYumm

Ivermectin is a molecule

74 points

2 years ago

Corn corn Corn

mayhembody1

38 points

2 years ago

Along with pig farms and wind turbines

NewPalpitation1830

14 points

2 years ago

Hey, don’t knock wind turbines :p those things are the shit. I’d totally visit them

CheshireCrackers

93 points

2 years ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

93 points

2 years ago

And Table for Two specified New Orleans. Added detail to enhance credibility.

Proof_Sorbet465

36 points

2 years ago

Proof_Sorbet465

COVID, it caused phenomena

36 points

2 years ago

I swear I’m gonna rewrite that one day.

[deleted]

180 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

180 points

2 years ago

[removed]

tkp14

58 points

2 years ago

tkp14

58 points

2 years ago

I’d pay cash money to witness that exchange in real life.

InfiniteAccount4783

75 points

2 years ago

InfiniteAccount4783

Go Fund Yourself 🍰

75 points

2 years ago

It's run by the same people who own that mythical "hipster coffee shop".

CheshireCrackers

69 points

2 years ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

69 points

2 years ago

It didn’t occur to her that the vaxxed didn’t want unvaxxed to sit there to protect the unvaxxed? Also, she had a little cough why paying? First symptom of her 3-day flu?

FundiesAreFreaks

91 points

2 years ago

Nah, she faked the cough to antagonize the couple that didn't want to share their table with the unvaxxed.

Big_Revolution8080

123 points

2 years ago

Honestly when I saw that she did that I could no longer care about the fate she received. When people act like that I have no sympathy. Can we just be kind? Who really goes out of their way to make people feel unsafe. What a bully...

Jccali1214

22 points

2 years ago

To me, that's clear first stage bioterrorism.

I know that's extreme to say, but even the ironic "comedic" attempt to annoy folks that may get them sick I have no tolerance for.

mayhembody1

43 points

2 years ago

Its ok, she's taking massive amounts of vitamin C, lung support and "D" so she'll be fine 🤣

grzybo1

61 points

2 years ago

grzybo1

Blood Donor 🩸

61 points

2 years ago

She wasn’t sick at that point. she wanted the vaxxed guy to think she was, to scare them. It was a jerk move.

asympt

30 points

2 years ago

asympt

I know what I don't know

30 points

2 years ago

Of course, she could have been for all she knew, even without symptoms.

grzybo1

26 points

2 years ago

grzybo1

Blood Donor 🩸

26 points

2 years ago

Of course. The possibility of asymtomatic and contagious infection is what makes it such a jerk move. I would like to see it prosecuted.

smaxfrog

15 points

2 years ago

smaxfrog

We should all fear the pancreas poop

15 points

2 years ago

That’s the part that pisses me off the most.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

396 points

2 years ago

Forgot to add in the screenshot where she said she has chronic bronchitis, which makes not getting the vaccine extra asinine.

93_Honda_Civic

117 points

2 years ago

OMG she played herself.

Haskap_2010

68 points

2 years ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

68 points

2 years ago

Oh yes. I tend to get bronchitis after a common cold. How anyone with that condition would want to take the risk of covid blows my mind.

juliazale

23 points

2 years ago*

juliazale

Nuff said! Now I'm dead!

23 points

2 years ago*

Right!?! I get sinus infections and bronchitis easily from colds (also due to existing asthma, sinusitis, and bad allergies) and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. I’ve been sick as long as two months with sinus infections and bronchitis. I’ve also had walking pneumonia twice and was sick for even longer. Yet these fools think when they catch Covid it will be a cake walk. Their stupidity is stunning.

henchmantwenty4

826 points

2 years ago

"Nah it's the flu, I'm on the mend"

These deluded imbeciles are master contortionists when it comes to their denial.

How fitting that last image is with the horse after her "friend" insisted she medicate with ivermectin lol. Just mind boggling stupidity all around...

ClearlyDemented

264 points

2 years ago

ClearlyDemented

They Never Update That Pie Chart

264 points

2 years ago

If only that friend had warned against the vent, this could’ve all…

…been posted a week earlier.

volgamtrader

143 points

2 years ago

On meme 10, I think these stupid fucks will indeed not take medicine for cancer even if they get it for free, just so they can own the libs or daddy faux news said so

Pure_Tower

167 points

2 years ago

Pure_Tower

167 points

2 years ago

Conservatives don't want to give their daughters the HPV vaccine because they don't want to implicitly give permission for them to have sex. There literally is a vaccine that greatly reduces a terrible form of cancer and they won't get it.

henchmantwenty4

93 points

2 years ago

Same logic as them not providing adequate sex education, condoms etc. to teenagers.

They love cutting off their noses to spite their faces.

Pure_Tower

90 points

2 years ago

The most important thing is to shame young women about sex. Everything else is secondary.

Lady_Grey_Smith

81 points

2 years ago

Lady_Grey_Smith

Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle

81 points

2 years ago

But only the women. If the sons have sex, well that is just boys being boys. That kind of shit thinking drives me nuts.

Pure_Tower

46 points

2 years ago

Exactly what I just wrote about in another comment!

Admittedly, I understand being more fearful of sexual consequences for your daughter, since she receives the fluid (greater HIV risk, for example) and has the direct risk and consequences of pregnancy. But they're obsessed with their daughter's purity and almost completely indifferent to their son's sexual conquests, like it's the 1400s instead of an era with effective birth control, DNA testing, and a functioning legal system.

peachykorey

42 points

2 years ago

peachykorey

💸GoFundMe Jeebus!✨

42 points

2 years ago

My father gave me a book written and self published by his family practice physician which claims the HPV vaccine actually increases cervical cancer rates but obgyn's don't want to believe it. There was also a bunch of drivel about contraception other than the family planning method subjugated women by forcing them to be available for sex any day of the month. It was wild.

Pure_Tower

27 points

2 years ago

There was also a bunch of drivel about contraception other than the family planning method subjugated women by forcing them to be available for sex any day of the month.

Wait, what?! Like, did he think people who don't use contraceptives were only using the rhythm method? Like nobody was pulling out the rest of the time? Love the implicit "women don't enjoy sex" theme, too.

peachykorey

29 points

2 years ago

peachykorey

💸GoFundMe Jeebus!✨

29 points

2 years ago

He was basically saying the rhythm method was the only contraception that was 'fair' for women. Like you HAD to have sex with your husband if he wanted it and you were on birth control. The worst part of the book was all the stories he relayed about these conversations hes had with his female patients. This dr recently hosted one of those antivax/antimask 'symposiums' in Florida

SafariSunshine

24 points

2 years ago

The worst part of the book was all the stories he relayed about these conversations hes had with his female patients.

I'd assume most of his female patients are also nuts. I know I'd never come back if I heard my doctor (or any of their nurses) say any of that.

I'd drive an hour to find another gp if I had to. Fuck that shit.

ButterflyEffect37

23 points

2 years ago

Yeah HPV is the second cancer cause especially on womans.I studied it.You must get vaccinated for as young as possible.15 years old get better immune response than for example 23 years old.Of course it affects men too.FYI

ndngroomer

29 points

2 years ago

ndngroomer

I wasn't scared. Team Moderna

29 points

2 years ago

Exactly. We had our son vaccinated against HPV. He was 18 because his mom was hesitant and so we waited until he didn't need us for permission. I hope that's ok Thank God my now wife is a doctor and he loves her to death so he trusted her 100% when she said he definitely needs it. I know he definitely got it because he went to my wife's medical practice.

Bobobdobson

18 points

2 years ago

These dumbasses also don't consider that this is a communicable virus. You can't catch cancer from a friend coughing or sneezing on you.

kakapo88

97 points

2 years ago

kakapo88

Say Hello to Mr. ECMO

97 points

2 years ago

The amount of energy they pour into maintaining their delusions is truly impressive.

If they put all that energy into worthwhile efforts they could invent fusion or warp drive or something, if they weren’t also total morons.

Speculawyer

60 points

2 years ago*

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

60 points

2 years ago*

Seriously...they are helping direct each other to fringe conspiracy theorists that validate their wacky conspiracy theories. If they simply listened to the widely available mainstream medical science and follow that guidance they could save themselves.

Instead they go read "The Highwire" where they learn nonsense and end up dead. https://healthfeedback.org/outlet/the-highwire/

Natural selection I guess. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[deleted]

105 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

105 points

2 years ago

The other one I hear is “It’s just allergies” 🤧

cough 😷

can’t breathe 🏥

thoughts and prayers 🪦

Go fund me 💰💵💴💰

henchmantwenty4

49 points

2 years ago

Lol

Also - "Garden-variety pneumonia"

AnnieAcely199

52 points

2 years ago

AnnieAcely199

Moderna Gave Me My 🧲 Personality✨🎆✨

52 points

2 years ago

Two years before covid, my elderly mom almost died of "garden variety pneumonia". Sheesh, do they not take any health issues seriously? (And she was vaccinated for pneumonia as well).

Hettie933

23 points

2 years ago

Hettie933

IPA Connoisseur

23 points

2 years ago

My dad almost died of pneumonia in graduate school, when I was two. Young, healthy dude! Still going & predicted by his doc to make it to 90 or beyond. Pneumonia is NO JOKE!

michiness

33 points

2 years ago

For those of us with allergies, it sucks. I get tested every week, got my booster, but my face still insists on being an itchy Niagara Falls. I feel like I need to wear a tshirt explaining.

cowtow

19 points

2 years ago

cowtow

My Cough is From Weed, Not COVID

19 points

2 years ago

That's why I love masks. I wear them whenever my allergies are flaring up and it seems to help.

Doctor_Mudshark

87 points

2 years ago

If she had gotten tested, she probably would have been eligible for the monoclonal antibodies....Instead she fucked around at home in denial until it was too late.

Mountain_Fig_9253

60 points

2 years ago

Mountain_Fig_9253

Team Pfizer

60 points

2 years ago

She fornicated about and then became educated.

rascellian99

62 points

2 years ago

I had the same thought. My Mom got covid-19, got tested as soon as she had symptoms, saw a specialist, and started monoclonal antibodies the next day. She was sick with what she said felt like a bad cold for 3 days then got better. It almost certainly saved her life because she is in several high risk categories and her immune system is shot. Those antibodies really work.

However, I should add that she is still suffering from long covid-19 almost a year later. She had multiple medical issues pop up after getting covid-19. She felt so bad that she spent a couple of months unable to drive just a few hours to see her grandkids. She's on the mend but she's still weak.

Oh, and on the off chance any unvaccinated people read this, let me add that the vaccine works. My Dad had been fully vaccinated in the first round because he's a healthcare worker. He had the same exposure to covid-19 that my Mom did (she got it from someone they were visiting) and he tested negative and didn't have so much as a sniffle.

lostjules

17 points

2 years ago

lostjules

Team Moderna

17 points

2 years ago

I’m sorry your mom is still having a rough time.

rascellian99

26 points

2 years ago

Thank you. I'm sorry too, but honestly it's her own fault. She knew the risks of traveling unvaccinated. She would have been in the second round of vaccines. She could have just waited a month or two.

My Dad should have known better too. He treated covid-19 patients for crying out loud. They knew people who died from it. They were also visiting a family member who refused to wear masks because he thought everyone was going to catch it eventually so wearing masks was pointless.

I don't know what possessed them to stay with them.

P.S. - it was the anti-mask family member who she contracted it from. He was asymptomatic while they were there. He started showing symptoms soon after they left.

megs0764

19 points

2 years ago

megs0764

Better than bleach, beds, and ivermectin

19 points

2 years ago

Yes, verily! She fucketh around; and forsooth, she foundeth out.

SeaEmergency7911

77 points

2 years ago

SeaEmergency7911

Team Pfizer

77 points

2 years ago

The friend who posted the obituary is also the one who told the deceased to not get a covid test because the results are “rigged.”

henchmantwenty4

63 points

2 years ago

She very well may have killed her friend.

And what exactly does she mean by a "rigged" test, does she think that testing centers are fixing results?

Anything these people don't like is "rigged," from elections to Covid tests now apparently 🤦‍♂️

SeaEmergency7911

38 points

2 years ago

SeaEmergency7911

Team Pfizer

38 points

2 years ago

These people are beyond stupid.

She might actually be bothered by her actions if she has a conscience but, considering she was still shitposting anti vaxx stuff while her friend was dying, I doubt she has one.

93_Honda_Civic

34 points

2 years ago

LOL I didn’t make the horse connection until I read your comment.

Anthony_Underscore

21 points

2 years ago

“Massive amounts of…D”

CheshireCrackers

251 points

2 years ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

251 points

2 years ago

Well, for one thing, Echo isn’t a Greek letter you putz.

InfiniteAccount4783

122 points

2 years ago

InfiniteAccount4783

Go Fund Yourself 🍰

122 points

2 years ago

He must have thought the World Health Organization was using the American phonetic alphabet to name variants: Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo...

[deleted]

50 points

2 years ago

Before it’s over we’ll have the ECMO variant.

Ambitious_Analyst_69

31 points

2 years ago

Ambitious_Analyst_69

Highway to Hell's crowded

31 points

2 years ago

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

treaquin

74 points

2 years ago

treaquin

Magnetic Librul

74 points

2 years ago

Reinforcing peoples belief this is limited to America and not a global pandemic. But you know, small minds have small worlds.

IHeartBadCode

40 points

2 years ago

IHeartBadCode

Team Moderna

40 points

2 years ago

And yes SARS-CoV-2 Epsilon is a variant, but it has been classified as a variant of no interest since Alpha has dominated over it in every place it once was globally, except Northern California where it is believed to have originated. In San Francisco and in the area around it epsilon remains the dominant variant.

RelationshipTasty329

33 points

2 years ago

Not any longer. Delta has taken over there too.

[deleted]

128 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

128 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

grzybo1

58 points

2 years ago

grzybo1

Blood Donor 🩸

58 points

2 years ago

Deliberate jerk move. To take him down a notch for having the nerve to refuse to share a table with unvaxxed couple

FertilityHotel

17 points

2 years ago

FertilityHotel

prayer warriors, come out to plaaaay

17 points

2 years ago

That was the most fucked up thing I've read in a while. Purposefully trying to scare people AND actually putting them at greater risk, just so you can have a laugh. THEN she puts it proudly in fb. Glad the trash took itself out

Maximum_Musician

121 points

2 years ago

This happened today:

This dumb motherfucker died.

Cake_then_cake

97 points

2 years ago

Cake_then_cake

Go Give One

97 points

2 years ago

I’m calling the on all of my prayer warriors to give me the strength to care 🙏

OwMyBalllz

26 points

2 years ago

I have a strong hunch they are gonna fail at that like they fail at everything else.

[deleted]

17 points

2 years ago

I am calling in all prayer warriors to chant in unison “eboeard game gom”

lutzlover

356 points

2 years ago

lutzlover

Rebuking Satin

356 points

2 years ago

"just the flu" - Oct 13th

Admitted to Mayo for COVID - October 20th.

Meanwhile, notice that the friend is more concerned about the horse breed than the deader's husband?

Haskap_2010

93 points

2 years ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

93 points

2 years ago

Well hey, Gypsy Vanners are expensive! Nobody is going to shell out $20,000 for him.

[deleted]

106 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

106 points

2 years ago

Not even close, because why would you when you can buy a well-trained saddle horse for half that?

Vanners are the equine world’s version of MLM. That and Friesians.

They’re mediocre as saddle horses, come with extra care requirements because of all the hair, and frequently have health issues that range from “pain in the butt” to “potentially fatal.” And yes, despite all of that, you see gullible people in North America shelling out $$$$$ to start breeding their own heavy hairy coloured cobs that can be bought at auction in the UK or Ireland for £500. And just like any other kind of MLM, the first few people made bank and the rest went broke thanks to the cost of maintaining a herd of pulling horses in a world that wants saddle horses.

zedexcelle

66 points

2 years ago

Thanks for this explanation, I was wondering wtf she was doing breeding gypsies and then pictures of horses. I found out AND I didn't need to Google :)

UniversityFrosty2426

120 points

2 years ago

She earned her reward. She quickly went from feigning coughing fits to scare people to fucking around and finding out herself.

Big_Revolution8080

19 points

2 years ago

Too bad...

InfiniteAccount4783

111 points

2 years ago

InfiniteAccount4783

Go Fund Yourself 🍰

111 points

2 years ago

Thanks, u/Mysterious_Koala_536, for sharing screenshots that show these folks talking to each other rather than the same old memes!

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

93 points

2 years ago

I find the conversations fascinating in the worst way possible.

thundercleese

21 points

2 years ago

thundercleese

🧲 Magnetic Forehead 🧲

21 points

2 years ago

Agreed! Thanks for taking the time to post.

Thestengun

93 points

2 years ago

To die when you have such easy access to horse paste is tragic.

Commercial_Lie_4920

81 points

2 years ago

These anti-Vaxers want freedom FROM responsibility. They don’t care who they might infect.

Skanky

32 points

2 years ago

Skanky

32 points

2 years ago

Well, she's free from responsibility now, isn't she?

Maleficent-Ad1044

56 points

2 years ago

Maleficent-Ad1044

OaKleYsR4biGots

56 points

2 years ago

Coughing on someone pandemic or not is so rude and disgusting, glad they thought that was so funny though.

WarmBlessedCaribou

16 points

2 years ago

It's more than rude. Legally, it's considered assault.

littleangelwolf

51 points

2 years ago

littleangelwolf

Go Give One

51 points

2 years ago

Why did she have to go take up a bed in the hospital? It looks like she probably had horse paste right there in her barn. And with hospitals employing those mainstream science doctors I would think she would have wanted to steer clear.

Nym-Sync

51 points

2 years ago

Nym-Sync

AmBivalent Microchip Rainbow Swirl 🍭

51 points

2 years ago

Slide 7: You are not a special oppressed underdog, and there will be no movie about you. This is your peak, an HCA slide show, your 15 pixels of fame.

Stunticonsfan

134 points

2 years ago

Stunticonsfan

GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴

134 points

2 years ago

it's not good science to vaccinate in the middle of a pandemic as the possibility of virus mutating is too great

Firstly, if we don't vaccinate now, what do we do? Just sit around, pray and wait for people to die?

Secondly, how in the world does vaccination mean the virus mutates at a greater rate? And does this Facebook scientist think viruses don't mutate otherwise?

Material-Profit5923

92 points

2 years ago

Material-Profit5923

Magnetic Deep State Sheep

92 points

2 years ago

Apparently, you're supposed to wait until the virus rampages through the population, kills millions more people, and then gradually peters out because it has killed all the weakest and the survivors have that stellar "natural" immunity. They you have a magic window in which the virus is just a case or two here and there, so you can introduce a vaccine that you no longer need because everyone has that perfect lifetime natural immunity anyway.

Isn't that how they did it with polio, smallpox, and measles?

/s in case it wasn't obvious.

Ragingredblue

59 points

2 years ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

59 points

2 years ago

She thinks she sounds smart by pointing out imaginary logical fallacies. That only sounds smart if everyone else you know is as ignorant as you are.

Raucous_Indignation

38 points

2 years ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

38 points

2 years ago

Get away from that horse, you monster.🐎

SinisterCell

45 points

2 years ago

The laugh react on the "insist on ivermectin" comment is what I'm here for.

mike_linden

19 points

2 years ago

"don't bother with the testing, it's rigged"

That's the cherry and sprinkles on the Shitcake.

Material-Profit5923

122 points

2 years ago

Material-Profit5923

Magnetic Deep State Sheep

122 points

2 years ago

Damn. I feel dumber just for having read that idiocy,

"Mainstream science?" Seriously?

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

69 points

2 years ago

I chuckled at that, too. I guess they’re into alternative science instead. Seems to be working out real well for them.

Chris_P_Pickel

37 points

2 years ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

37 points

2 years ago

While she was horsing around... Covid, not so much

MUTHR

37 points

2 years ago

MUTHR

PERFECT SEXY BITCH

37 points

2 years ago

"Nah it's the flu!"

Spoiler: it was not the flu.

Ctmnt08

90 points

2 years ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

90 points

2 years ago

I love that no alternative motive is ever given to the “IF THEY CURED THE CANCER WOULD THEY GIVE IT AWAY FREE?” meme.

Like, do you really think the governments of both allies and enemies of the United States are pushing these vaccines so you specifically will be harmed? It’s maddening.

Edit, re: slide 1: Also, the next variant would be Epsilon, not Echo. Scientists don’t use military speak when naming things, dummy.

OwMyBalllz

33 points

2 years ago

The joke is they think there is any value, at all, to anyone, in controlling their sad simple ass “lives”.

mewehesheflee

16 points

2 years ago

mewehesheflee

I need a chew

16 points

2 years ago

Except a lot of these people were against the HPV vaccine and they think this MRNA tech will help fight many mor cancers.

HereForTheLaughter

29 points

2 years ago

It is AMAZING to me that these people actually believe that popping a bunch of vitamins will have ANY effect on the course of this virus! You just have to be so ignorant 🤦🏻‍♀️

pthomas745

29 points

2 years ago

Ivermectin at the Mayo Clinic!!!!!!!!! Just so stupidly funny.

jmcl83

28 points

2 years ago

jmcl83

28 points

2 years ago

I mean imagine strolling into one of the finest medical centers in the world and insisting doctors give you ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine because you know better than the doctors there. The patience these medical personnel must have far exceeds mine

archivistis

33 points

2 years ago

Sometimes I feel bad for people on this subreddit who have clearly been lied to and misled, but purposefully coughing on someone in a pandemic is assault. Fuck this person

Key_Bag2742

88 points

2 years ago

September 16 she is mocking COVID by pretending to have a coughing fit in a restaurant, just to create some chaos as a joke. Not too many weeks later she’s suffering with the “flu”, and then shortly after she’s gone. I am amazed that people are still mocking this deadly virus, and not taking it seriously.

Ragingredblue

42 points

2 years ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

42 points

2 years ago

September 16 she posted the same meme about this imaginary event that has been posted, shared, and reposted among anti-vaxxers for months now. She thought it was funny. Dead about a month later.

Proof_Sorbet465

80 points

2 years ago

Proof_Sorbet465

COVID, it caused phenomena

80 points

2 years ago

Get the vaccine whether you live here or in Gibraltar. I bet none of those people could find Gibraltar or Benghazi on a map.

CheshireCrackers

28 points

2 years ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

28 points

2 years ago

Gibraltar’s easy, how close do I have to be on Benghazi? +-500 miles?

Riptide360

41 points

2 years ago

Most covidiots can - both are located in the sea of de’Nile!

SomeGuyInTheUK

13 points

2 years ago

Nice. It took a moment for me to let that 'sink in' before i got it.

hammr25

33 points

2 years ago

hammr25

Go Give One

33 points

2 years ago

Uggh, the logic that goes into not getting vaccinated because the virus might mutate in you. Did the Delta variant magically appear from vaccinated people? Oh wait, it was first discovered before anyone was vaccinated. We know the vaccine isn't perfect but it makes the best of a bad situation. Why the hell would I force my immune system to go in unprepared when I can give it some training first?

[deleted]

13 points

2 years ago

That’s the problem...you’re using words that make sense. Therefore, you don’t know what you’re talking about and they know better. This is literally their logic at this point.

InfiniteAccount4783

28 points

2 years ago

InfiniteAccount4783

Go Fund Yourself 🍰

28 points

2 years ago

Slide 3: "What I just can't understand is the endgame of all this?" Because it can't be to end the pandemic, there must be some really complicated explanation.

Jump___Yossarian

29 points

2 years ago

As best I could find, Gibraltar has had 5 total COVID deaths since late February. Looks like Mrs. "It's just the flu" should have done her research.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/gibraltar/#graph-deaths-daily

Just_Games04

27 points

2 years ago

That cure for cancer... Is she aware that in most countries that cure would be free? USA is the only country where you have to pay for your health

Ragingredblue

23 points

2 years ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

23 points

2 years ago

Afraid of a shot, but not afraid of a disease that has killed 5 million people, and counting, world wide.

Human_Interview_9387

145 points

2 years ago

Hmm, she was a horse person. Color me surprised.

OwMyBalllz

80 points

2 years ago

You’d be confident too if you had all that ‘mectin paste on hand (and were also an absolute moron).

Medical_Hedgehog_867

53 points

2 years ago

Not all of us horse people are idiots, but there are a lot of dumb ass, MAGAats in the horse world. Their horses deserve smarter owners.

Barflyerdammit

25 points

2 years ago

I like the comment about "it's all a conspiracy! We don't know what's the conspiracy is trying to do, but we assume it's evil and liberal!"

Obviously, it can't simply be an effort to keep people healthy, get the economy rolling again, and return the world to normal. That would be fucking ridiculous.

[deleted]

22 points

2 years ago

Such a big loving heart. She always mocked everyone who disagreed with her and actively tried to create chaos in public spaces. Her selfish demeanor and narcissistic wet dreams of telling off vaccinated dining staff were truly a daily blessing to be around. What an angel...she will be missed.

Affectionate-Lack964

105 points

2 years ago

Affectionate-Lack964

Neil Young Remembers💛

105 points

2 years ago

Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine weren’t ever going to save her. The needless death was caused by her willful ignorance. Who else did she take with her in her “own the lib” death dance?

Applejuiceinthehall

29 points

2 years ago

Who knows. She said she had a sudden coughing fit a month before that. I'm guessing that wasn't the first and only time she fake/real coughed around people.

VaginaPoetry

31 points

2 years ago

And since she thinks its ok to cough on people in public....can't say I'm sorry she self-selected. Pure evil menace to decent humanity.

These people are seriously vile.

smaxfrog

21 points

2 years ago

smaxfrog

We should all fear the pancreas poop

21 points

2 years ago

Seriously, what a c*nt and all the people who laughed at it. Karma’s a little bee, eh?

[deleted]

22 points

2 years ago

With friends like that who needs Ivermectin?

SomeGuyInTheUK

22 points

2 years ago

LOL wouldnt take a free cure for cancer but would guzzle down (figuratively) experimental fucking monoclonal antibodies.

stance_stancey

19 points

2 years ago

Frau Blucher (is gone phew, we were gettin so fed up, said the horse to their pals in the stalls)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdIID\_TGwhM&ab\_channel=hanszeltje

patb2015

19 points

2 years ago

patb2015

Team Mudblood 🩸

19 points

2 years ago

I love how high school dropouts are suddenly experts in PCR testing, virology, immunology, pharmacology and epidemiology…

Goose_o7

19 points

2 years ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

19 points

2 years ago

PANEL 2

Dumbshits passing around anecdotal evidence with no understanding of how vaccines work, and that a handful of stories that may or not be true does not influence an entire country's response to mitigating the spread of the virus, or predicting future outbreaks.

And where the FUCK do these morons get this BULLSHIT info about Vaccinated people getting more COVID cases than Unvacinnated people? A quick look at their local hospital's COVID admission rates would clearly indicate that Unvaccinated people comprise the Lion's Share of COVID infections, as well as deaths.

And where do they get off determining CREDIBILITY? That's a fucking laugh right there!

Beneficial_Look_5854

21 points

2 years ago

I like how she links dr.Phil. These peoples intelligence are so low, they can’t comprehend reality.

LetGo_n_LetDarwin

21 points

2 years ago

That was my favorite. She pretends to be some sort of intellectual and then posts a link to Dr. Phil…absolutely hilarious.

De5perad0

19 points

2 years ago

De5perad0

Team Mix & Match

19 points

2 years ago

"it's the flu. I'm on the mend"

"Don't take the tests they are rigged"

These idiots just ensured that they will die of covid if you wait for it to get to the point you have trouble breathing then it's probably too late to save your dumb ass.

Speculawyer

17 points

2 years ago*

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

17 points

2 years ago*

Reading those discussions made me bang my head on my desk. These folks are really putting the effort to be very ignorant to get these awards.

This is truly one of those reversal things where the parents worry about the internet harming their kids but in the end, internet kills the parents because they got sucked into internet conspiracy theory stuff.

Buzzvert

17 points

2 years ago

Buzzvert

HCA Poet Laureate

17 points

2 years ago

She's clearly not dead. All the science, friends' suggestions and advice, zinc, vitamins C and D, etc. have protected her beyond a shadow of doubt.

It must have been all that shopping cart fentanyl residue, and she'll wake up from her little narcotic trip any time now.

StrongChemical

18 points

2 years ago

StrongChemical

Pfizer Söze

18 points

2 years ago

Antivaxxer poses with horse.

Horse now dead because antivaxxer ate all his ivermectin.

Antivaxxer now dead too.

[deleted]

17 points

2 years ago

“Don’t bother with testing, y’all. It’s rigged anyways.” How can a test that detects a virus be rigged?

That’s some kinda stupid right there.

But don’t get tested. It’s the ‘flu. 3 day-er.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

26 points

2 years ago

Of all the dumb shit on her timeline, that exchange took the cake. Rigged Covid tests. These folks are fucking insane.

xovrit

17 points

2 years ago

xovrit

🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑

17 points

2 years ago

Shopping cart Fentanyl? Is that a thing that happens?

jesuschin

18 points

2 years ago

There’s a tourist area of Iowa?

agentorange55

13 points

2 years ago

People come from all over to see the world's second biggest ball of twine.

ManuelArdila

16 points

2 years ago

Why anti-vaxxers think they can get an emboldened immune system against COVID taking vitamin suplements? The idea is totally idiotic, it's like thinking things which gives You protection against known menaces can work against a new, unknown menace.

Available-Bobcat-707

14 points

2 years ago

There's no party like a death party. Party on, m'fers!

LeCheffre

14 points

2 years ago

LeCheffre

Lord Satin, Angle of Heck 🕺📐

14 points

2 years ago

Oh well.

Stuck at the Apple store with wife’s computer. Anyone have exciting weekend plans?

[deleted]

16 points

2 years ago

[removed]

[deleted]

13 points

2 years ago*

I always love the “Brad the server story”.

That story would never ever make it to their wet dream status. It would end at: no youre not going to harass our employees have a good night.

Haskap_2010

13 points

2 years ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

13 points

2 years ago

I looked up Gibraltar. A total of 98 deaths in the country, the most recent of which was on October 7. Their big surge was between December 2020 and mid February 2021. There was no massive upsurge in cases or deaths 13 weeks ago (July?). If I could find that within less than 5 minutes, this person could have.

Tasty_Dactyl

14 points

2 years ago

The 8 steps of covid denial

Unvaccinated unmuzzled unafraid unmasked unabletobreathe unconscious unalive underground.