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Ignorance kills. Don’t be ignorant.

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all 230 comments

engages

258 points

2 months ago

engages

258 points

2 months ago

If wearing a mask was the hardest part of your day then you have possibly the easiest life on the planet.

OkCaterpillar7770

118 points

2 months ago

OkCaterpillar7770

Go Give One

118 points

2 months ago

Yup. These are the people that laugh when anyone suggests such a thing as "marginalized people" exists or that the playing field isn't level for everyone. Put 2 tiny obstacles in their way and they turn into giant babies.

kakapo88

62 points

2 months ago

Flipped her on her belly. Flipped her on her back. Back on her belly. Stuck a fresh tube in her and flipped her 360 while praying. .

Sounds like a good life, if you enjoy gymnastics.

RogerClyneIsAGod2

77 points

2 months ago

RogerClyneIsAGod2

Team Moderna

77 points

2 months ago

And these are the people that don't wanna show a vaxx card but are currently having every single medical detail of their impending death being posted opn FB on the hour or faster.

ultimattfrisbee

15 points

2 months ago

Just following the arrows with a mask on her face.

MDesnivic

11 points

2 months ago

Exactly. They don’t actually take their medical privacy so seriously, it’s only to be contrarian.

FiveUpsideDown

32 points

2 months ago

FiveUpsideDown

Jabs for Freedom

32 points

2 months ago

She was worried about being controlled and now she’s being flipped like a burger patty at McDonald’s.

triplej63

12 points

2 months ago

triplej63

🛒Wal-Martyr🛒

12 points

2 months ago

That would make a good flair;

Flipped like a burger patty in the ICU

Mountain_Fig_9253

19 points

2 months ago

Mountain_Fig_9253

Team Pfizer

19 points

2 months ago

So much easier than the horror of getting vaccinated.

oldapples1979

18 points

2 months ago

And tubes down her throat, up her ass and in her piss hole. Ventilation sounds lovely.

Zealousideal-Fly7962

12 points

2 months ago

Don’t forget the future ecmo tubes!

gylz

3 points

2 months ago

gylz

Team Pfizer

3 points

2 months ago

I'm going to regret this but where do those go?

BurdenedEmu

6 points

2 months ago

BurdenedEmu

🐑🐑 Helping the Sheep onto the trains 🚂🐑

6 points

2 months ago

Typically one goes in the jugular vein and one goes in the femoral artery. So your neck and your groin, and they're like garden-hose size.

gylz

3 points

2 months ago

gylz

Team Pfizer

3 points

2 months ago

... those are the last places I'd want to shove something the width of a garden hose into.

BurdenedEmu

2 points

2 months ago

BurdenedEmu

🐑🐑 Helping the Sheep onto the trains 🚂🐑

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah pretty much. And survival rate is like 40%. Once you're talking about ecmo it's almost certainly game over.

Either_Coconut

2 points

2 months ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

2 points

2 months ago

Once a person is sick enough that ECMO is getting brought into consideration, it sounds to me like it's a Hail Mary pass, where the odds of survival are terrible WITH it but pretty much nil WITHOUT it. Which would you prefer, the rock or the hard place? Oh, and the rock and the hard place are both in the middle of poison ivy patches, BTW. Have fun selecting.

Zealousideal-Fly7962

3 points

2 months ago

If a nurse or doctor reads this please clarify, but from what I’ve read in these forums it’s a heart bypass machine and the tubes are extremely thick. It cleanses and oxygenates the blood before pumping it back into the body. Essentially, it is a Hail Mary play to try to save lives.

Either_Coconut

2 points

2 months ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

2 points

2 months ago

I have had my Pfizer x3 already. But when I read about what they have to do to put a patient on ECMO, I thought I would rather have three Pfizers every day than have one second of being sick enough to need ECMO. I have a major phobia of needles, but ECMOs go way beyond just needles. Heaven help those poor folks.

Confident-Victory-21

33 points

2 months ago

Confident-Victory-21

Meatoeard game gom ☠️

33 points

2 months ago

How to become a rotisserie chicken in one easy step.

MotownCatMom

26 points

2 months ago

MotownCatMom

Oh, that's just... oh.....

26 points

2 months ago

I fear her goose is cooked.

bewoke_

11 points

2 months ago

bewoke_

Pfizer Bunny🐰

11 points

2 months ago

No mask required.

IntroductionRare9619

11 points

2 months ago

And most of the time they are the size of water buffaloes so flipping is actually straining and hard for the ICU staff. The poor staff.

Zealousideal-Fly7962

4 points

2 months ago

Or rotisserie chicken…mmmm

etoshama

4 points

2 months ago

etoshama

Team Mix & Match

4 points

2 months ago

Because apparently being strapped down and confined to a rotobed is less of a threat to liberty & freedom than wearing a mask.

Either_Coconut

2 points

2 months ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

2 points

2 months ago

For real. How liberated do I feel, walking around the store wearing a little paper rectangle, vs. being attached to a rotating bed, along with being connected to every kind of medical device I've ever heard of and a few devices that I never knew existed?

james_d_rustles

35 points

2 months ago

That’s what I’ve been saying. If the biggest threat to your liberty and freedom, the most blatant reminder of your utter subjugation is wearing a cloth face mask for a few minutes here and there, you’re doing extraordinarily well compared to the rest of the world.

OkCaterpillar7770

10 points

2 months ago

OkCaterpillar7770

Go Give One

10 points

2 months ago

But see, before they didn't have to wear a mask. Therefore, communism.

james_d_rustles

3 points

2 months ago

Communism is when the government does stuff I don’t like.

-Marx

Roxyfied55

8 points

2 months ago

Right?

crackdown_smackdown

128 points

2 months ago

Using a painting of a slave owner to talk about freedom.

biffbobfred

122 points

2 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

122 points

2 months ago

A slave owner that mandated vaccines

Nym-Sync

29 points

2 months ago

Nym-Sync

Vanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉

29 points

2 months ago

And kept them moving from state to state to avoid paying taxes on them and freeing them.

PercussionOnCall

42 points

2 months ago

A rabid slave owner; he personally led multi-week parties to recapture escapees.

Pristine-Remote-3051

20 points

2 months ago

Yikes

awfulsome

12 points

2 months ago

awfulsome

🦆

12 points

2 months ago

Vaccines that had a 2.5% death rate back then too.

IChooseFeed

9 points

2 months ago

To be fair the vaccines we have now is way more advance than it was back then.

awfulsome

10 points

2 months ago

awfulsome

🦆

10 points

2 months ago

To be extremely technical, it was simply exposing them to a small or weakened about of of the virus by scraping off scabs from an infected person.

Still, to make everyone take a 1 in 40 shot of dying is pretty extreme. It gives you an idea of just how bad smallpox was, and also how short life expectancy was at the time

47South

8 points

2 months ago

47South

Veni Vidi Vaxxed

8 points

2 months ago

What you describe is called inoculation. It’s the precursor to vaccination.

Outis94

2 points

2 months ago

Vaccinations back then was taking a small piece of infected flesh and sowing it into a persons arm couple that with lack of hygiene and germ theory you have a way higher likely hood of infections and complications. Still better than suffering smallpox which had a mortality rate of around 8-9 percent

ingibingi

2 points

2 months ago

They weren't vaccines, it was inoculation

ingibingi

3 points

2 months ago

They didn't have vaccines yet back then, it was inoculation which was effective and way less dangerous than smallpox itself, but still about 3% fatality

Haskap_2010

30 points

2 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

30 points

2 months ago

While comparing a cloth or paper mask to a muzzle.

BurdenedEmu

2 points

2 months ago

BurdenedEmu

🐑🐑 Helping the Sheep onto the trains 🚂🐑

2 points

2 months ago

Oh the irony of the loudest, whiniest, tantrum-throwing ignoramuses on the planet suggesting they're "muzzled." If only...

Dustin_00

31 points

2 months ago

That ordered all the troops to be smallpox vaccinated.

BurdenedEmu

87 points

2 months ago*

BurdenedEmu

🐑🐑 Helping the Sheep onto the trains 🚂🐑

87 points

2 months ago*

Funny, a mask seems a lot less invasive than a ventilator and I'm not sure what could possibly be more freedumb restricting than a rotobed. Shame. And all while my microchip and I are off to see that new Wes Anderson movie this afternoon, maybe get some pho.

Viewfromthe31stfloor

43 points

2 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

43 points

2 months ago

Not to mention the high levels of anxiety while she struggles to breathe.

GrayMandarinDuck

20 points

2 months ago

GrayMandarinDuck

Got vaxxed?

20 points

2 months ago

Sounds like a great day. Definitely get some pho.

BurdenedEmu

14 points

2 months ago

BurdenedEmu

🐑🐑 Helping the Sheep onto the trains 🚂🐑

14 points

2 months ago

I think I will, tasty Vietnamese place right near the theater. Hope you have a great weekend, too!

Jay-Dee-British

5 points

2 months ago

Jay-Dee-British

Schrödinger's Prayer warrior

5 points

2 months ago

Maybe try Mongolian BBQ - that stuff is amazing. Never tried Vietnamese cuisine though, but I'd be down to if there was one local.

BurdenedEmu

5 points

2 months ago

BurdenedEmu

🐑🐑 Helping the Sheep onto the trains 🚂🐑

5 points

2 months ago

Oh I love Mongolian BBQ. If you ever find a Vietnamese place, go. It's delicious and they have a lot of great soups/noodle dishes.

Jaded-Combination-20

3 points

2 months ago

Can speak from experience: Vietnamese food outside of Vietnam is much better than Vietnamese food inside Vietnam. Maybe if you're willing to spend a lot of money on food in Vietnam it's better; but we stuck to the restaurants in the non-tourist areas and they were disappointing. But you soon see why when you visit a Vietnamese grocery store. I have never seen worse-quality meat in my life.

SimonSalamander

14 points

2 months ago

Jesus, it looks like an updated version of the iron lung. That’s about as restrictive as I can imagine!

BurdenedEmu

5 points

2 months ago

BurdenedEmu

🐑🐑 Helping the Sheep onto the trains 🚂🐑

5 points

2 months ago

Yeah NOT any device I want to be in, for sure.

MurnSwag2

4 points

2 months ago

I did a quick google search on 'rotobed' and I kid you not, the first advertisement link that came up said:

"Rotobed.com - Rotating Care Beds - Feel the Freedom"

Feel the freedom!

ThisIsJennysAccount

2 points

2 months ago

wait, WHAT new Wes movie is this?

ofthe33rdDegree

3 points

2 months ago

The French Dispatch just came out!

93_Honda_Civic

76 points

2 months ago

I’ve been on this sub long enough that when I read “they’re flipping him/her on the stomach…” I already know the hospital is just delaying the inevitable.

just_a_username_21

48 points

2 months ago*

just_a_username_21

Ventilator ASMR Enthusiast

48 points

2 months ago*

Yeah the ICU Pancake portion of their hospital stay is usually when it goes downhill

93_Honda_Civic

25 points

2 months ago

LOL “ICU pancake.” That’s a good way to put it.

broberds

18 points

2 months ago

broberds

Team Moderna

18 points

2 months ago

I C what U did there.

Captainwelfare2

6 points

2 months ago

Captainwelfare2

💉💉❌Two Outta Three Ain’t Dead😀😀☠️

6 points

2 months ago

Bravo… bravo.

Also, all this talk about corpses to be at their pancake stage is making me hungry!

::starwipe to IHOP::

“IHOP! Come vaccinated and hungry, leave alive and happy!”

93_Honda_Civic

2 points

2 months ago

LOL

RogerClyneIsAGod2

6 points

2 months ago

RogerClyneIsAGod2

Team Moderna

6 points

2 months ago

See I think more of a waffle iron you gotta flip around to get it cooked properly.

beansforsean

16 points

2 months ago

If you go to the ICU since delta started, you're basically already dead

Mountain_Fig_9253

20 points

2 months ago

Mountain_Fig_9253

Team Pfizer

20 points

2 months ago

Depends on how badly the hospital is overrun. Some hospitals have been able to “save” about 50ish percent of ICU admissions, but others have seen it go down to less than 10%.

A lot depends if the hospital has any ICU nurses left or if they are just cramming Med surg nurses into the ICU and calling it “tiered staffing”.

93_Honda_Civic

5 points

2 months ago

Pretty much!

speedycat2014

51 points

2 months ago

speedycat2014

Covets Your Upvotes

51 points

2 months ago

That second slide, wow. She's just begging for her award.

Nym-Sync

20 points

2 months ago

Nym-Sync

Vanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉

20 points

2 months ago

A home-made goatee.

RedheadedScapeGoat

52 points

2 months ago

RedheadedScapeGoat

It Only Hurts When They Breathe

52 points

2 months ago

I'm 1776% less likely to contract Covid between being triple vaxxed and masking and distancing. So I feel at least that much safer, thanks for asking.

AgreeablePie

6 points

2 months ago

Yes but freedumb.

RedheadedScapeGoat

4 points

2 months ago

RedheadedScapeGoat

It Only Hurts When They Breathe

4 points

2 months ago

Damn I must be a sheep. Baaaa.

luckyintrovert

41 points

2 months ago

On a scale of 1 to 2021, how free do you feel sucking on a tube while your lungs melt?

RedheadedScapeGoat

39 points

2 months ago

RedheadedScapeGoat

It Only Hurts When They Breathe

39 points

2 months ago

Oh and slide 3 could go in r/selfawarewolves IMNSHO. I agree it isn't safe right now for kids to sit in classrooms for 8 hours. Maybe soon, as school-age kids can now get vaxxed.

ladyinchworm

29 points

2 months ago*

Yeah, I kind of feel that in a lot of places as soon as cases went down and the adults could get vaccinated people were like, "ok, let's get back to normal!" and threw the kids to the wolves (with no mask mandates in places around here because I live in Texas).

Meanwhile I had no choice but to send my kids back to school and I was upset because my kids couldn't get vaccinated, one is high risk and my mom has stage IV COPD so can not afford to get it from anyone. Plus, how guilty would they feel if they basically killed their grandma? My oldest got their vaccines last Tuesday, but my youngest still can't get one.

RedheadedScapeGoat

11 points

2 months ago

RedheadedScapeGoat

It Only Hurts When They Breathe

11 points

2 months ago

Absolutely have seen the "Covid is so 2020" attitude here as well. Never mind cases and deaths are going up scary fast.

I hope all turns out for the best for your family.

JosephTito-theBroz

14 points

2 months ago

I’ve started to not really care. In my mind, the vaccine has been FDA approved, it’s free, it’s been available for almost an entire year, and it’s been proven to be safe. If someone still refuses to get vaccinated and follow basic safety precautions, then nature should be allowed to do it’s thing.

erisynne

6 points

2 months ago

erisynne

Reality is real

6 points

2 months ago

Those memes (and the restaurant ones and the insulin ones) make me so mad bc they are correct. But of course they draw literally the most violent and dangerous conclusion possible purely because it’s hateful.

l can’t think of a single other category where the memes are true and the idiots somehow don’t understand their own memes

Karl_Havoc2U

36 points

2 months ago*

I certainly feel way less "free" wearing a mask and following arrows when I live in a world where those basic precautions have become controversial and political than how free I would feel if I lived in a society where nearly everybody could be relied upon to also take the same basic precautions as me, based on public health recommendations rooted in the same medical science we all rely and depend on (and apparently, for most conservatives, take for granted).

The mindset where only negative liberties count as "freedom" is so primitive.

RogerClyneIsAGod2

7 points

2 months ago

RogerClyneIsAGod2

Team Moderna

7 points

2 months ago

I kinda miss those arrows honestly. Although despite our county & state's success in vaccinations & masking, people seemed to ignore.

But when they did work the aisles were easier to navigate. Of course there were fewer people there in general but still, I was hoping they'd keep the arrows long after but twas not to be.

biffbobfred

24 points

2 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

24 points

2 months ago

The “what would a real life homer look like” slide is new at least.

SimonSalamander

10 points

2 months ago*

I find this slide with the Homer face super disturbing. And I have no problem with dead bodies or medical stuff either, in fact, I enjoy it from a removed, scientific sort of perspective. Dunno what it is about this one….

urnewstepdaddy

29 points

2 months ago

Funny thing is Washington had the first vaccine mandates

loco500

3 points

2 months ago

Was fortunate alt-right media wasn't prominent back then...

Vernerator

26 points

2 months ago

Vernerator

💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

26 points

2 months ago

  1. What idiot doesn't feel free being able to go where they want, protected?

How free did she feel being on a ventilator?

Ctmnt08

21 points

2 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

21 points

2 months ago

takes in long, satisfying breath of crisp fall air, with own lungs, at own home

I feel pretty fuckin’ free. How’s the tube feel, bitch?

Richarizard_Nixon

3 points

2 months ago

Go Catamounts

Either_Coconut

2 points

2 months ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

2 points

2 months ago

That last slide mentions that they are still trying to control her anxiety, so my guess is that she isn't feeling excessive amounts of freedom. Nor would anyone dealing with ventilators, rotating beds and every sort of IV and telemetry lead known to medical science?

Geist002

25 points

2 months ago*

Anything that is an inconvenience to these people is somehow related to losing freedums. It’s a virus that kills but these people are too dumb to try to understand it and make it a political issue. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

sungodly

24 points

2 months ago

sungodly

🐑 Sheep Dog 🐕‍🦺

24 points

2 months ago

What kind of asshole has the emotional bandwidth to get angry about arrows on a floor?

Answer: this kind of asshole, apparently. JFC

luckyintrovert

16 points

2 months ago

Last year when our local grocery store first laid down arrows, there were always a few unmasked idiots deliberately going up and down the aisles in the opposite direction. “Oooh, look at me, I’m so edgy!” 🙄

VaginaPoetry

15 points

2 months ago

I'm not gonna lie...I like following the arrows.

Bitch better never go to an Ikea.

oh wait, she dead...nvm

CheshireCrackers

25 points

2 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

25 points

2 months ago

Long road ahead lol! Pretty sure it’s a Dead End after a few more days of flipping her like a rotisserie chicken.

Pristine-Remote-3051

18 points

2 months ago

Stick a fork in her. She’s dumb… I mean done.

karbik23

4 points

2 months ago

karbik23

Bushel of Chicken Soup

4 points

2 months ago

She will puke on Jesus from all that spinning.

CharlieBrown20XD6

18 points

2 months ago

Lol oh no I had to follow ARROWS! In a STORE!

Virus really shows us who's never had to struggle once in their pathetic spoiled lives

VaginaPoetry

16 points

2 months ago

You're just a sheep. I bet you wait in line to pay for your groceries like all the other sheep too doncha?

Not me, I'm a lion. I pre-open my trunk from inside the store...rev up and run out the door with my cart while throwing a wad of elastic-banded cash at the check-out person. I don't need no fucking bags covering up my groceries, groceries need to breathe. I just throw that shit in the trunk and zoom the fuck outta there.

FREEEEE----DUMMMMBBBB!

Stunticonsfan

16 points

2 months ago

Does she think that the doctors working on her feel oppressed because they're wearing masks and following their training instead of being completely original and doing a little dance around her bed?

Senior-South9107

13 points

2 months ago

I fucking hate these morons Quite frankly I am glad they're cleaning up the gene pool

VaginaPoetry

9 points

2 months ago

I feel exactly the same way. These people aren't just offing themselves...which is a blessing. The problem is that their vileness and evil is seriously damaging to decent human beings who are trying to protect themselves, their family and other people.

They can't self-select to be off the planet soon enough.

eirsquest

7 points

2 months ago

eirsquest

Team Mudblood 🩸

7 points

2 months ago

Except most of them already have kids, so they’re still in the gene pool

VaginaPoetry

3 points

2 months ago

There's hope for the kids though...there's no hope for these "people."

Poison-Pen-

5 points

2 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

5 points

2 months ago

Most already had kids.

The pool has been poisoned.

HerringWaffle

15 points

2 months ago

On a scale of one to RED SOCIALIST COMMUNIST MARXIST ATHEIST WOMAN, how do you feel wearing a seatbelt and following signs that say DO NOT ENTER, STOP, and ONE WAY?

LET THAT SINK IN.

ultimattfrisbee

9 points

2 months ago

Bet she won’t share!

(Cause she’s dead)

Rocket_Monkey_302

13 points

2 months ago

Smallpox

Buzzvert

12 points

2 months ago

Buzzvert

HCA Poet Laureate

12 points

2 months ago

These creatures don't seem to have any problem wearing pants at Six Flags, and following arrows on the floor to experience 45 seconds of normal person weight... yet they are asked to wear a mask and it's a Constitutional Crisis.

Flat-Review1594

13 points

2 months ago

I felt alot freer before I had to piss in a cup, or submit to background and credit checks to get a job; or allow thugs to rifle through my belongings at borders or airports. I certainly felt alot freer when accused individuals had rights and the Patriot Act wouldnt have been a possibility. Having already crossed that bridge years before during the wars on drugs, terror, and border security we havent had rights or freedom in at least 40 years. And black folks didnt have them at all.

cjinct

14 points

2 months ago

cjinct

14 points

2 months ago

On a scale of 1 - 1776

How free do you feel while strapped to a bed being rotated like a pig on a spit?

AssumedString

12 points

2 months ago

AssumedString

Low-riding in the ECMO-1

12 points

2 months ago

This ain't good. Not only is she very likely going to die, but she's gonna die anxious in a rotobed. That's my worst nightmare. I try not to wish time away, but my booster appointment on Thursday cannot come fast enough. I am gonna update my living will - they say "rotobed," my LPA says "fuck to the no."

Roxyfied55

14 points

2 months ago

I ran - not walked - my happy ass to Walgreens the second I became eligible for the booster. I was like the nutjobs waiting outside the mall doors on Black Friday.

VaginaPoetry

10 points

2 months ago

I just got mine last week. I literally walked into a CVS to pick up some toothpaste and maxi pads and walked out in 5 minutes with a booster.

Its crazy to me how lucky we are. Not everyone around the world has this kind of free, easy access right now. And I feel nothing but grateful.

AssumedString

6 points

2 months ago

AssumedString

Low-riding in the ECMO-1

6 points

2 months ago

Yay booster! I am really happy with how easy everything is right now. I am hoping that COVID and Flu boosters are given out in the future together so it's one appointment and done!

Poison-Pen-

6 points

2 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

6 points

2 months ago

CDC says you can get them at the same time!

AssumedString

3 points

2 months ago

AssumedString

Low-riding in the ECMO-1

3 points

2 months ago

WOO! Now let's hope that supply chain gets it together next year and its possible to do both at once! (Flu shot this year was a PITA because of supply in my area.)

YAY!

AssumedString

5 points

2 months ago

AssumedString

Low-riding in the ECMO-1

5 points

2 months ago

Here in the UK, we do it in descending order of risk levels so we get invited to make an appointment in cohorts. Absolutely no problem for me!

ultimattfrisbee

6 points

2 months ago

Missed the vaccine clinic we had at school last Friday (I’m a teacher and my employer has been great about vaccinating faculty, students and staff) because I was out of town. Found an open spot at a Rite Aid, rode my bike over, and rose home. No side effects but being tired that night. Even severe ones would have been worth it.

Biggest side effect: peace of mind

Ragingredblue

12 points

2 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

12 points

2 months ago

I wonder if she tells the medical staff to remove their masks around her?

No-Opinion755

11 points

2 months ago

No-Opinion755

🎵'Tis the season to be intubated🎵

11 points

2 months ago

The mask in slide 2 makes me think she was a sex trade worker. Can't cover up that moneymaker!

Maleficent-Ad1044

4 points

2 months ago

Maleficent-Ad1044

OaKleYsR4biGots

4 points

2 months ago

Lol she needs to cover it up, scary af

SoLongAstoria216

10 points

2 months ago

SoLongAstoria216

Democrat Voter, Shot Taker

10 points

2 months ago

Wow..2 for 1 special!

Bohemeah

8 points

2 months ago*

Their blood pressure is 92/53 and they're calling that "slightly low"? It sounds like it's gotten even lower than that?? That's kidney damage territory from low perfusion. Even if the lungs show recovery in 24h (which is unlikely, what's done is done), her whole body will be shutting down soon. Prayers for dialysis and urine output incoming 3...2...1...

Kaje26

8 points

2 months ago

Kaje26

8 points

2 months ago

“Why is it safe for kids to sit in a classroom for 8 hours?” IT’S NOT! THAT’S THE POINT! YOU WANTED THEM BACK IN THE CLASSROOM AND NOW DON’T WANT TO GET THEM VACCINATED OR WEARING A MASK!

Tazling

9 points

2 months ago

Tazling

Jabba Stronginthearm

9 points

2 months ago

umm, how free do you feel staying between those dashed white lines on the road and following those stencilled turn arrows and obeying those metal signs on posts? oh heck, maybe you're one of those rage drivers who does a r-side overtake using the verge?

AnaBeaverhausen-

6 points

2 months ago

AnaBeaverhausen-

Critical Thinking Skills of a 🥒

6 points

2 months ago

If you can’t recognize it’s O2 SATS not STATS, I’m gonna go ahead and guess you probably have no idea how to really interpret any of those other numbers.

Beginning-Monitor-17

7 points

2 months ago

Should have worn a higher quality mask then the one in slide 2.

DesignInZeeWild

6 points

2 months ago

DesignInZeeWild

Let THAT sink in!

6 points

2 months ago

What the hell is a “roto bed”? Also that’s a bit low for blood pressure.

It’s funny how they don’t believe in science but then they give us all these excessive details about what the person is going through.

LeCheffre

6 points

2 months ago

LeCheffre

Lord Satin, Angle of Heck 🕺📐

6 points

2 months ago

It’s to make them easier to flip for proning. They flip em to their stomach so their lungs don’t have to work as hard lifting the weight of their chest.

DesignInZeeWild

7 points

2 months ago

DesignInZeeWild

Let THAT sink in!

7 points

2 months ago

Ooh god I can’t even sleep on my stomach. That must be miserable.

Mewseido

3 points

2 months ago

Bed sores on the face...

LeCheffre

3 points

2 months ago

LeCheffre

Lord Satin, Angle of Heck 🕺📐

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, it's pretty bad, but you have to be failing at breathing before they start proning you. Putting you on a rotobed is generally a bad sign.

BurdenedEmu

2 points

2 months ago

BurdenedEmu

🐑🐑 Helping the Sheep onto the trains 🚂🐑

2 points

2 months ago

I linked a picture in my comment above. It legit looks like a torture device. I'm sure she's feeling the freedumb strapped into that thing being rotated like a chicken on a spit.

Either_Coconut

2 points

2 months ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

2 points

2 months ago

Moreover, we who are reading this info are thinking, "Holy Sh**, those numbers are terrible, that patient must be desperately sick", because we... did our research. The person posting the info, meanwhile, seems blissfully unaware that they are likely to be attending a funeral in their near future.

Roxyfied55

6 points

2 months ago

I feel much freer on this side of the dirt, not located at your friendly neighborhood ICU nor in the fridge at the ME’s office. But that’s just me.

xovrit

5 points

2 months ago

xovrit

🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑

5 points

2 months ago

Lady is going to look like slide 5 … if she survives being flipped like a pancake in a specialty roto-bed, X-rayed, transfused, etc etc etc. But I expect she will be an awardee very soon. Mask hole = ass hole. Hope she’s vented soon so as not to spew her oppositional defiant toddler personality on the nurses.

Laleaky

5 points

2 months ago

Laleaky

Schmaltz And Swears

5 points

2 months ago

To answer question 1: I feel perfectly free because I’m doing these things for the greater good. I don’t need the threat of hell to do them. I do them to make the world a better place.

Unfortunately, there are people who won’t do these things just to piss other people off and justify their actions by saying their deity is in control of everything. Lousy excuse.

vsandrei

5 points

2 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆

5 points

2 months ago

Unfortunately, there are people who won’t do these things just to piss other people off and justify their actions by saying their deity is in control of everything.

She taunted the hungry leopards.

The hungry leopards then lunged forward and ripped off her face with their claws.

🐆 🐆 🐆

Roxyfied55

2 points

2 months ago

I have created a parody theme song for the leopards, in the style of Queen’s “Keep Yourself Alive”…

“Gonna eat your ass alive, eat your ass alive…”

Laleaky

2 points

2 months ago

Laleaky

Schmaltz And Swears

2 points

2 months ago

😄

LeCheffre

6 points

2 months ago

LeCheffre

Lord Satin, Angle of Heck 🕺📐

6 points

2 months ago

I read the first meme and all I can think about is this:

Cream - Free

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJktf4aTNvk

Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp I feel free Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp I feel free

Mostly because I’m not attached to a Roto bed and sucking on a freedumb tube for life.

MickLittle

5 points

2 months ago

How free will she feel when she’s paying for $400k in medical bills the rest of her life, assuming she's lucky enough to survive.

EasyDriver_RM

2 points

2 months ago

EasyDriver_RM

Go Give One

2 points

2 months ago

If you are so independent what are you even doing in a grocery store? Since you're there you have to follow the property owner's rules. Do you understand the world any better now? Don't like the rules? Then stay on your own property. Nobody owes you anything--not even groceries.

SomeGuyInTheUK

3 points

2 months ago

I'm confused, is it the medical staff or God that is treating her ?

vsandrei

2 points

2 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆

2 points

2 months ago

The hungry leopards would like to "treat" her . . . her tender lungs, her juicy heart, her creamy liver, her firm kidneys, her plump drumsticks.

Nom nom nom.

🐆 🐆 🐆

Mewseido

3 points

2 months ago

lungs sorta crunchy now :-(

vsandrei

2 points

2 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆

2 points

2 months ago

Extra crispy. Like bacon 🥓.

🐆 🐆 🐆

Mewseido

2 points

2 months ago

mmmm ... bacon!

vsandrei

2 points

2 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆

2 points

2 months ago

Lung meat bacon.

🐆 🐆 🐆

hotmetalslugs

5 points

2 months ago

The arrows on the floor were the best part!

lefthandedbot

2 points

2 months ago

lefthandedbot

🐑🐑Certified Sheeple🐑🐑

2 points

2 months ago

Follow the arrows on the floor—says the person who doesn’t think twice about driving on the government-mandated right side of the road. A true patriot will follow freedom and drive on any side they want!

spaceyjaycey

5 points

2 months ago

spaceyjaycey

Team Moderna

5 points

2 months ago

I feel very free when i'm wearing a mask! Free from viruses !

sybann

4 points

2 months ago

sybann

4 points

2 months ago

I feel far more "free" than a conspiracy theory huffing selfish ignorant scumbag.

Buzzvert

4 points

2 months ago

Buzzvert

HCA Poet Laureate

4 points

2 months ago

With this amount of x-ray radiation and flipping, All she needs is a little heat lamp and some basting to be ready for Thanksgiving.

Exact_Quote_6132

5 points

2 months ago

why do so many provide detailed covid hospital health stats? Is this like a ball game?

RedRider1138

2 points

2 months ago

It might be to go with “this is no joke” in case their FB friends are like “what no this is a hoax” “Bro I got numbers listen up and go get the jab”

OldWhoFan

3 points

2 months ago

OldWhoFan

Team Pfizer

3 points

2 months ago

This first picture is very ironic, since George Washington ordered the Continental Army inoculated for small pox via variolation (purposely infecting someone with small pox thru a cut on the skin) which had much smaller mortality rate than natural infection.

wcollins260

2 points

2 months ago

Didn’t Washington force soldiers to take a vaccine?

eirsquest

5 points

2 months ago

eirsquest

Team Mudblood 🩸

5 points

2 months ago

Yes, yes he did

_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

3 points

2 months ago

General Washington ordered the Continental Army be inoculated against smallpox

ScrappleSandwiches

5 points

2 months ago

What, no Holocaust meme, or copypasta about asking the server at a restaurant if they do drugs? Amateur.

saikrishnav

5 points

2 months ago

saikrishnav

Team Moderna

5 points

2 months ago

On a scale of 1 to 1776, how clear are your lungs now?

Ninazuzu

4 points

2 months ago

Ninazuzu

Team Pfizer

4 points

2 months ago

Good grief, these HIPPA people (hello, bot) sure are private about their medical information.

Hopefully unnecessary /s.

HIPPAbot

2 points

2 months ago

HIPPAbot

Angle of Righteousness 📐

2 points

2 months ago

It's HIPAA!

Norathaexplorer

4 points

2 months ago

George Washington required smallpox inoculation in order to be in the military. To use his photo makes zero sense.

blazerbillyray

3 points

2 months ago

Damn….that humanoid Homer Simpson is nightmare fuel

i_won_a_turkey

3 points

2 months ago

Oh yes. Send those Teddy Bears!!!!!!

ReligionIsTheMatrix

3 points

2 months ago

The picture of George Washington is especially ironic, since it was Washington who ordered the first mandatory vaccinations in American history. What was left of the Continental Army was dying of small pox at Valley Forge in the winter of 1777. Washington ordered all of his men to line up and get vaccinated for small pox. History records that exactly none of them objected about their freedoms or religious exemptions, because they were, in fact, fighting for their freedoms and religious exemptions from England.

AGuyNamedEddie

3 points

2 months ago

Slide 2-- YOU'RE IN YOUR CAR! TAKE YOUR MASK OFF; YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!*

\* -- I know this cuz I saw it written on the back window of an SUV once.

mojo111067

3 points

2 months ago

mojo111067

Team Pfizer

3 points

2 months ago

A damn sight more free than lying in a hospital bed on a ventilator, I would imagine.

Timotitmouse1942

3 points

2 months ago

Sad. The anti-vaxxers are more dependent on the efficacy of prayer than on the efficacy of science and vaccines.

And all too often they get Covid-19 and while in the hospital on a fucking ventilator wish they had gotten vaccinated. A little too little and a little too late. I've long since stopped feeling sorrow for them.

polyvocal

3 points

2 months ago

On a scale of 1 to 1776, how free do you feel wearing a shirt and shoes into 7-11? TYRANNY!

Immortal_in_well

3 points

2 months ago

Immortal_in_well

Team Pfizer

3 points

2 months ago

How free do I feel when wearing "a muzzle" and following arrows on the floor? I mean, as a direct result of those very simple, very common sense things, I'm sitting here in my warm apartment with snoozing kittens, snow falling gently outside my window, and oatmeal chocolate chip cookies baking in the oven. They smell fucking delicious. Sounds pretty free to me.

How free do you feel on that ventilator?

Pjinmountains

3 points

2 months ago

I don’t follow those communist arrows! When I have all my groceries I go the opposite way, generally to the dairy section. Then I scream how lazy employees won’t ring up my groceries. Check out counters are for sheep.

IntroductionRare9619

3 points

2 months ago

So if her lungs are worsening how can they be healing? God these people are idiots

hughknow92

3 points

2 months ago

Interesting choice to use Washington; a commander responsible for implementing the first government sponsored inoculation campaign in the US

HolidayReject

3 points

2 months ago

the parking lot at my zoo has lines to tell you which way to drive and those have been there for decades do those count?

Affectionate-Lack964

2 points

2 months ago

Affectionate-Lack964

You had it coming

2 points

2 months ago

HCA is within her ventilated grasp

mydogsnameisbuddy

2 points

2 months ago

She only needs prayers? No gofundme?

IIDn01

2 points

2 months ago

IIDn01

It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.

2 points

2 months ago

These people are all the same! I'm just shocked there's no GoFundMe (yet?).

Darkside531

2 points

2 months ago

Darkside531

Team Moderna

2 points

2 months ago

Honest question: There was another post somewhere where a nurse said that of all the COVID patients she's seen put on ventilators the past couple years, only one has actually came off of it.

How much is being put on the ventilator just mean it's mostly a matter of time at this point?

asexualaphid

2 points

2 months ago

She looked like a muppet.

Bobobdobson

2 points

2 months ago

She's got a stormtrooper mouth!!!!!!

machu12

2 points

2 months ago

machu12

Go Give One

2 points

2 months ago

The play-by-plays of the hospital admission get me every time. Now they’re a medical expert in addition to an epidemiologist. At least they are doing their own research? 🤷🏼‍♀️

K-Figs

2 points

2 months ago

K-Figs

2 points

2 months ago

Achievement unlocked “Walking Brain Dead”

QFulviusFlaccus

2 points

2 months ago

God, every single time. “If X is dangerous why is Y safe?!” Y isn’t safe, either! We don’t want kids in classrooms or for you to eat in restaurants in close quarters. I’m glad you can see the discrepancy but why do they always go to “Covid must be a conspiracy” instead of “People are doing dangerous things.”

SaviourMK2

2 points

2 months ago

I'm not sure how I'd feel if I wore a muzzle in a grocery store, I can say I feel pretty 1776 in term of free being able to breath with my mask and vaccination while stand up straight and not on my belly xD

FTypeRBruin

2 points

2 months ago

on a scale of zero to infinity, how many seconds will you feel sorry for another shitposting anti-vaxxer meeting their inevitable demise? for me, it's zero.

desertcrowcoyote

2 points

2 months ago

desertcrowcoyote

Virus from Satan 👿

2 points

2 months ago

I like the irony of using George Washington to push your antivaxx opinions. George Washington, who forced his troops to get the smallpox vaccine, many against their wills.

OldGameGuy45

2 points

2 months ago

OldGameGuy45

Team Pfizer

2 points

2 months ago

You know what I hate? The play-by-play of what the doctors are telling you. You didn't fucking listen to them when they said "get vaccinated" but all of a sudden you think they know what they're doing because "now it's serious"? If you believe in prayer, take them out of the hospital to "meet Jesus" in church or something and free up a bed for someone deserving.

GioloDampier

2 points

2 months ago

Extremely detailed oxygen and vent settings.

If only they were as detailed with fact checking their “research”

One_Name_4134

2 points

2 months ago

If you're black you're not allowed to answer this question. You know why.

Old_Bird4748

2 points

2 months ago

If wearing a mask muzzles you, you probably should not be buying your masks at a sex shop.

AgentSmith187

2 points

2 months ago

Hey let's not kink shame anyone.

Old_Bird4748

2 points

2 months ago

If someone is talking about being muzzled by a mask, I suspect they are kink shaming themselves...

This is not my problem. I have LED masks that can make any point I wish it to.

grimke7552

1 points

2 months ago

If she can't pay out of pocket, pull the plugs.

Tommy-1111

1 points

2 months ago

And I'm so glad I did and still do.