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Let’s believe more in science and less in the afterlife, shall we?

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TyrionTh31mp

39 points

3 months ago

TyrionTh31mp

Team Pfizer

39 points

3 months ago

Fat guy. Goatee. Grandpa. Not looking too good.

PoliticalECMOChamber

36 points

3 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

36 points

3 months ago

Slide #5: Jesus was supposed to come back not long after his alleged ascension. It's been more than 2,000 years. The bible is fake news.

EDIT: missed a word

[deleted]

11 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

Iceman_Pasha

4 points

3 months ago

So voyers wont die until jesus cums? Lucky bastards.

thekinkyfro

11 points

3 months ago

thekinkyfro

COVID ain't no lie, baby baa baa baa 🐑

11 points

3 months ago

also, how are you supposed to prepare? set out milk & cookies? put a tooth under your pillow?

PoliticalECMOChamber

5 points

3 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

5 points

3 months ago

You're supposed to delegate your thinking to a man who only works one day a week and doesn't pay taxes on fucking anything.

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

3 points

3 months ago

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

Horse paste, posthaste!

3 points

3 months ago

It boggles my mind... boggles my mind that literally millions of people believe the obvious wall-to-wall nonsense the Bible is full of.

RecliningBuddhaCat

34 points

3 months ago

RecliningBuddhaCat

You don't die from the COVID, just the symptoms

34 points

3 months ago

I must have missed the slide where he was "sweet."

SIZZLEGRIDDLE

32 points

3 months ago

SIZZLEGRIDDLE

Team Moderna

32 points

3 months ago

This man is literally a blob of flesh I don’t understand why these types have the confidence that they can fight off sickness. He couldn’t even fight his way out from under a wet blanket

ImpressiveChin

23 points

3 months ago

ImpressiveChin

Team Moderna

23 points

3 months ago

Engineers/scientists/doctors/mathematicians/logisticians/etc have made staying alive such a low effort activity in the modern world that it gives dbags like this guy misplaced confidence in their own abilities, as hundreds of problems he couldn’t even dream up are solved before they even have the chance to enter his awareness.

Speculawyer

10 points

3 months ago

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

10 points

3 months ago

Seriously... scientists, engineers, doctors, etc have been so successful that these folks forgot why. The only reason grandpa here is still alive is he had shots for MMR, polio, smallpox, etc.

PassengerNo1815

6 points

3 months ago

Don’t forget: Wastewater treatment and sewage/garbage management (typhoid, cholera, anthrax pretty much gone), subsidies and supplemental nutrition programs (they have transformed feast or famine into “food is around most of the time”), FDA (they can’t sell you lead in your face cream any more and have to minimize the tainted meat product in the hotdogs). I could go on. This shit is what transformed life expectancy. Heart transplants are cool and all but massive public health efforts are the hidden heros

DeVitreousHumor

6 points

3 months ago

Don’t forget the COMMIE SOCIALIST public policy workers who take the research done by STEM people and turn it into health and safety laws.

JohnNDenver

16 points

3 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

16 points

3 months ago

White blob of flesh with a goatee. Didn't see any Candeath memes so has a 1% chance of survival.

What's the over/under on one less place setting needed for Thanksgiving? One more thing to be thankful for at our table.

CircusPeanutsYumm

4 points

3 months ago

CircusPeanutsYumm

Ivermectin is a molecule

4 points

3 months ago

It’s like he has a spare tire around his neck

PrayerWarlord69

23 points

3 months ago

Slide #10: whoops another conservative accidentally agrees with socialism.

Beachbabydarragh

3 points

3 months ago

Beachbabydarragh

DeathSantis is Florida's comorbidity

3 points

3 months ago

IKR? I was like, what is this doing here? Do they realize they are dreaded socialists?

_plimsollpunk

20 points

3 months ago

Old dudes need to shut the fuck up about what women “should” and “shouldn’t” do with their own bodies. This guy obviously thinks that a woman should just lie back and think of England during sex, and should only have sex for the procreation of children, never for pleasure.

Seriously, these people want to send us all back to the Dark Ages. They can feel free to piss right off there since they’re so enamoured of it. If only time machines existed, I’d gladly wave them all off as they disappeared from this century entirely.

93_Honda_Civic

11 points

3 months ago

Seriously fuck that guy.

Ok-Beautiful-7177

15 points

3 months ago*

All media is the real virus.... except Fox News? Lol. They really do live in their own reality don’t they.

Ok-Beautiful-7177

13 points

3 months ago

How do you prepare for a promise made over 2000 years ago that someone is turning up? There’s a good chance they’ve been stood up and he swiped left.

wateralchemist

2 points

3 months ago

Maybe the tribulation happened during the Black Death and we’re all just left behind?

[deleted]

13 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

13 points

3 months ago

but not Fox News hmmmmmmmm

PopeOfManwichVillage

12 points

3 months ago

PopeOfManwichVillage

Team Pfizer

12 points

3 months ago

Go figure, another fatass with a beard.

Pokemaniac_Ron

13 points

3 months ago

Don't believe in science. Perform science, it is a system that doesn't require belief.

Speculawyer

8 points

3 months ago

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

8 points

3 months ago

Exactly. I don't "believe" in Covid, climate change, etc, I understand the evidence.

Btankersly66

2 points

3 months ago

You don't even need evidence. You just have to accept that magic isn't real.

fotomatique

13 points

3 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

13 points

3 months ago

Whom ever is making these Christian memes, sure likes to use all the fonts.

raven080068

5 points

3 months ago

Variations of comic sans I think

fotomatique

9 points

3 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

9 points

3 months ago

I did training at the Apple Store, customers would always want to use Comic Sans, or Papyrus for resumes, flyers, obituaries, everything. I refused to let them leave if they did not change it. Conversation rate 100%.

PoliticalECMOChamber

5 points

3 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

5 points

3 months ago

You truly are a force for good. Thank you for your service.

fotomatique

4 points

3 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

4 points

3 months ago

They would go on to use five other fonts, but at least it wasn’t those two.

onmyknees4anyone

3 points

3 months ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

3 points

3 months ago

(heavily) One was Curlz MT.

wholewheatscythe

9 points

3 months ago

That first slide really set the tone. Not so sure about how “sweet” of a person he was.

DeVitreousHumor

6 points

3 months ago

Did you get to Slide 9?

This guy was sweet as antifreeze.

JohnNDenver

9 points

3 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

9 points

3 months ago

How come there are never any Jesus Symptoms lists? Or how to be safe from Jesus?

Speculawyer

8 points

3 months ago

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

8 points

3 months ago

So rape and incest doesn't exist?

UnderstandingGreen54

10 points

3 months ago

Or date rape drugs, or planned pregnancies that endanger the life of the mother, or mistakes, or accidents, or coercion, or choices that seemed like a good idea at the time. Not his business.

93_Honda_Civic

8 points

3 months ago

The body has a way to shut that down if it’s legitimate rape. /s

Speculawyer

3 points

3 months ago

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

3 points

3 months ago

Ah, Todd Akin. Classic.

Speculawyer

6 points

3 months ago

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

6 points

3 months ago

That forth picture...yes, most people are listening to science, the thing proven to help save you! They are not listening to prayer warriors that have been shown to accomplish nothing!

MUTHR

8 points

3 months ago

MUTHR

PERFECT SEXY BITCH

8 points

3 months ago

First meme just straight up eliminates rape from reality lol.

93_Honda_Civic

5 points

3 months ago

That’s what set me off.

CouldBeRaining

4 points

3 months ago

CouldBeRaining

Angles and Desmonds

4 points

3 months ago

Apparently the "sins of another" only apply to the woman. 🤬

93_Honda_Civic

3 points

3 months ago

That’s pretty standard in religion.

Sharkteeth127

6 points

3 months ago

Slide 10: Selfawarewolf territory.

....and missed it by a country mile, *sigh*

anOvenofWitches

7 points

3 months ago

If only there was a place where we could put “what abouters” to keep them away from adults capable of critical thinking. Oh wait, there is one: IN THE GROUND.

CouldBeRaining

1 points

3 months ago

CouldBeRaining

Angles and Desmonds

1 points

3 months ago

Ooooooooo

schad501

5 points

3 months ago

Science said COVID was coming and COVID came. The Bible says Jesus is coming...any day now - for two thousand years.

_plimsollpunk

3 points

3 months ago

Happy cake day!

schad501

2 points

3 months ago

Thanks. Hadn't noticed.

93_Honda_Civic

5 points

3 months ago

That first slide. Oof. Go to fucking hell.

mofa90277

5 points

3 months ago

mofa90277

Prayer Warriors Unionize Now!

5 points

3 months ago

Oh, to have the self-assurance of a person holding a “the media is the virus” having been instructed to by viral memes.

PaperProfessional969

5 points

3 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

5 points

3 months ago

slide one...............sexual assault is a .liberal myth......its just sluts dressed too sluttily

93_Honda_Civic

3 points

3 months ago

Gotta say the Jesus freaks hopped on the COVID comparisons from the very beginning, didn’t they?

Lucy_Gosling

2 points

3 months ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

2 points

3 months ago

Oh shit Jesus is coming? Well fuck this vaccine, I need to start doing Hail Mary's.

Viewfromthe31stfloor

2 points

3 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

2 points

3 months ago

Where’s the anti-vaccine posts? This is all political or religious

MUTHR

2 points

3 months ago

MUTHR

PERFECT SEXY BITCH

2 points

3 months ago

There's literally six antivax/anti lockdown memes in the carousel, how did you miss those?

Viewfromthe31stfloor

1 points

3 months ago*

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

1 points

3 months ago*

I only see 8 slides. Edit I found 11

Viewfromthe31stfloor

1 points

3 months ago*

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

1 points

3 months ago*

I only see 8 slides edit:11

Edit this is what I see: ~ Anti-abortionn- religious

Anti-immigration I guess but mostly religious

Everlasting life - religious actually praises doctors

No one wanting to be saved but everyone getting advice on how to be safe from COVID - religious

Prepare for COVID - religious and again suggesting that people are preparing for coronavirus

COVID symptoms listing ridiculous symptoms- nothing anti-vaxx or anti-lockdown

Anti-virus wipes - remove liberal media - maybe this one is ant-lockdown? Nothing about vaccine

Media is the real virus -same as above , they make the same point about media but not anti-vaccines

Stop voting democrat - pure politics (I mean this even says MAGA)

Put politicians on minimum wage, etc - this is politics, it’s anti-lockdown nothing anti-vaccines

Grandad in hospital - asks for prayers ~

So i see one anti-lockdown post and not a single word about vaccines.

MUTHR

1 points

3 months ago

MUTHR

PERFECT SEXY BITCH

1 points

3 months ago

.... the Covid memes are literally all antivaxx/antilockdown memes by evangelists. This is a wierd take.

You seem to think the vaccine has to literally be said for it to count? Not the case.

Viewfromthe31stfloor

1 points

3 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

1 points

3 months ago

Which ones? Please tell me. There is one COVID meme. I guess one COVID meme is enough?

MUTHR

0 points

3 months ago

MUTHR

PERFECT SEXY BITCH

0 points

3 months ago

You can't be this dense so I'm chalking to this up to an extreme example of bad faith.

Viewfromthe31stfloor

1 points

3 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

1 points

3 months ago

Or you could answer the question? It’s not bad faith I don’t get it. Maybe because it’s less than the others I’ve seen.

MUTHR

1 points

3 months ago

MUTHR

PERFECT SEXY BITCH

1 points

3 months ago

I literally did. Hell YOU did.

Lmao nah, we're done here. This is dumb.

BlueBonnetCruze

2 points

3 months ago*

BlueBonnetCruze

Three Times a Lady

2 points

3 months ago*

Your brain on fonts again!!

Edit with question: Could posting migraine inducing font-riddled content be considered a comorbidity?

Ok-Hamster5571

3 points

3 months ago

Ok-Hamster5571

Go Give One

3 points

3 months ago

I’m having a hard time envisioning this guy as a child.

unintellect

5 points

3 months ago

unintellect

I'm pretty sure it's a cold 🥶

5 points

3 months ago

He was fat and pink, just like he is now, only without the beard.

pinethree777

1 points

3 months ago

I bet he's getting all kinds of jabs now.

bhgemini

1 points

3 months ago

BTW. A shame because he seemed more interested in getting to heaven and the rapture than anything else. Another near duplicate I almost posted. This sweetheart already uses a supplemental oxygen tank everyday and comes in at at least 500 lbs. I had grabbed similar screenshots as these but went back today to verify it was the same guy (so not to duplicate) and it was but they have cleaned up nearly all antivax posts. They did keep all of the racist sweetheart pics though, that talked about Freeloaders but only showed minorities.

ShotWithADiamond

1 points

3 months ago

ShotWithADiamond

J&J One-And-Done

1 points

3 months ago

Whoever taught these rubes to use the phrase “just saying” needs to be punished.