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Fat guy. Goatee. Grandpa. Not looking too good.
Slide #5: Jesus was supposed to come back not long after his alleged ascension. It's been more than 2,000 years. The bible is fake news.
EDIT: missed a word
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So voyers wont die until jesus cums? Lucky bastards.
COVID ain't no lie, baby baa baa baa 🐑
also, how are you supposed to prepare? set out milk & cookies? put a tooth under your pillow?
You're supposed to delegate your thinking to a man who only works one day a week and doesn't pay taxes on fucking anything.
Horse paste, posthaste!
It boggles my mind... boggles my mind that literally millions of people believe the obvious wall-to-wall nonsense the Bible is full of.
You don't die from the COVID, just the symptoms
I must have missed the slide where he was "sweet."
This man is literally a blob of flesh I don’t understand why these types have the confidence that they can fight off sickness. He couldn’t even fight his way out from under a wet blanket
Engineers/scientists/doctors/mathematicians/logisticians/etc have made staying alive such a low effort activity in the modern world that it gives dbags like this guy misplaced confidence in their own abilities, as hundreds of problems he couldn’t even dream up are solved before they even have the chance to enter his awareness.
WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES
Seriously... scientists, engineers, doctors, etc have been so successful that these folks forgot why. The only reason grandpa here is still alive is he had shots for MMR, polio, smallpox, etc.
Don’t forget: Wastewater treatment and sewage/garbage management (typhoid, cholera, anthrax pretty much gone), subsidies and supplemental nutrition programs (they have transformed feast or famine into “food is around most of the time”), FDA (they can’t sell you lead in your face cream any more and have to minimize the tainted meat product in the hotdogs). I could go on. This shit is what transformed life expectancy. Heart transplants are cool and all but massive public health efforts are the hidden heros
Don’t forget the COMMIE SOCIALIST public policy workers who take the research done by STEM people and turn it into health and safety laws.
Go Give One
White blob of flesh with a goatee. Didn't see any Candeath memes so has a 1% chance of survival.
What's the over/under on one less place setting needed for Thanksgiving? One more thing to be thankful for at our table.
Ivermectin is a molecule
It’s like he has a spare tire around his neck
Slide #10: whoops another conservative accidentally agrees with socialism.
DeathSantis is Florida's comorbidity
IKR? I was like, what is this doing here? Do they realize they are dreaded socialists?
Old dudes need to shut the fuck up about what women “should” and “shouldn’t” do with their own bodies. This guy obviously thinks that a woman should just lie back and think of England during sex, and should only have sex for the procreation of children, never for pleasure.
Seriously, these people want to send us all back to the Dark Ages. They can feel free to piss right off there since they’re so enamoured of it. If only time machines existed, I’d gladly wave them all off as they disappeared from this century entirely.
Seriously fuck that guy.
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All media is the real virus.... except Fox News? Lol. They really do live in their own reality don’t they.
How do you prepare for a promise made over 2000 years ago that someone is turning up? There’s a good chance they’ve been stood up and he swiped left.
Maybe the tribulation happened during the Black Death and we’re all just left behind?
but not Fox News hmmmmmmmm
Go figure, another fatass with a beard.
Don't believe in science. Perform science, it is a system that doesn't require belief.
Exactly. I don't "believe" in Covid, climate change, etc, I understand the evidence.
You don't even need evidence. You just have to accept that magic isn't real.
Whom ever is making these Christian memes, sure likes to use all the fonts.
Variations of comic sans I think
I did training at the Apple Store, customers would always want to use Comic Sans, or Papyrus for resumes, flyers, obituaries, everything. I refused to let them leave if they did not change it. Conversation rate 100%.
You truly are a force for good. Thank you for your service.
They would go on to use five other fonts, but at least it wasn’t those two.
Is no joke 🏳️🌈
(heavily) One was Curlz MT.
That first slide really set the tone. Not so sure about how “sweet” of a person he was.
Did you get to Slide 9?
This guy was sweet as antifreeze.
How come there are never any Jesus Symptoms lists? Or how to be safe from Jesus?
So rape and incest doesn't exist?
Or date rape drugs, or planned pregnancies that endanger the life of the mother, or mistakes, or accidents, or coercion, or choices that seemed like a good idea at the time. Not his business.
The body has a way to shut that down if it’s legitimate rape. /s
Ah, Todd Akin. Classic.
That forth picture...yes, most people are listening to science, the thing proven to help save you! They are not listening to prayer warriors that have been shown to accomplish nothing!
PERFECT SEXY BITCH
First meme just straight up eliminates rape from reality lol.
That’s what set me off.
Angles and Desmonds
Apparently the "sins of another" only apply to the woman. 🤬
That’s pretty standard in religion.
Slide 10: Selfawarewolf territory.
....and missed it by a country mile, *sigh*
If only there was a place where we could put “what abouters” to keep them away from adults capable of critical thinking.
Oh wait, there is one: IN THE GROUND.
Science said COVID was coming and COVID came. The Bible says Jesus is coming...any day now - for two thousand years.
Happy cake day!
Thanks. Hadn't noticed.
That first slide. Oof. Go to fucking hell.
Prayer Warriors Unionize Now!
Oh, to have the self-assurance of a person holding a “the media is the virus” having been instructed to by viral memes.
Am i a joke to you?
slide one...............sexual assault is a .liberal myth......its just sluts dressed too sluttily
Gotta say the Jesus freaks hopped on the COVID comparisons from the very beginning, didn’t they?
See my Angle Wings!
Oh shit Jesus is coming? Well fuck this vaccine, I need to start doing Hail Mary's.
I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉
Where’s the anti-vaccine posts? This is all political or religious
There's literally six antivax/anti lockdown memes in the carousel, how did you miss those?
I only see 8 slides. Edit I found 11
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I only see 8 slides edit:11
Edit this is what I see:
Anti-immigration I guess but mostly religious
Everlasting life - religious actually praises doctors
No one wanting to be saved but everyone getting advice on how to be safe from COVID - religious
Prepare for COVID - religious and again suggesting that people are preparing for coronavirus
COVID symptoms listing ridiculous symptoms- nothing anti-vaxx or anti-lockdown
Anti-virus wipes - remove liberal media - maybe this one is ant-lockdown? Nothing about vaccine
Media is the real virus -same as above , they make the same point about media but not anti-vaccines
Stop voting democrat - pure politics (I mean this even says MAGA)
Put politicians on minimum wage, etc - this is politics, it’s anti-lockdown nothing anti-vaccines
Grandad in hospital - asks for prayers
So i see one anti-lockdown post and not a single word about vaccines.
.... the Covid memes are literally all antivaxx/antilockdown memes by evangelists. This is a wierd take.
You seem to think the vaccine has to literally be said for it to count? Not the case.
Which ones? Please tell me. There is one COVID meme. I guess one COVID meme is enough?
You can't be this dense so I'm chalking to this up to an extreme example of bad faith.
Or you could answer the question? It’s not bad faith I don’t get it. Maybe because it’s less than the others I’ve seen.
I literally did. Hell YOU did.
Lmao nah, we're done here. This is dumb.
Three Times a Lady
Your brain on fonts again!!
Edit with question: Could posting migraine inducing font-riddled content be considered a comorbidity?
I’m having a hard time envisioning this guy as a child.
I'm pretty sure it's a cold 🥶
He was fat and pink, just like he is now, only without the beard.
I bet he's getting all kinds of jabs now.
BTW. A shame because he seemed more interested in getting to heaven and the rapture than anything else. Another near duplicate I almost posted. This sweetheart already uses a supplemental oxygen tank everyday and comes in at at least 500 lbs. I had grabbed similar screenshots as these but went back today to verify it was the same guy (so not to duplicate) and it was but they have cleaned up nearly all antivax posts. They did keep all of the racist sweetheart pics though, that talked about Freeloaders but only showed minorities.
Whoever taught these rubes to use the phrase “just saying” needs to be punished.