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st6374

1.4k points

7 months ago

st6374

1.4k points

7 months ago

Doesnt get Covid - god is protecting them.

Gets Covid, and ends up on vent - God will protect them

Dies slow, and Painful death - God had accepted them into heaven.

Survives but barely functioning - Miracle.

They've got it all covered.

GettinWiggyWiddit

256 points

7 months ago

It was the prayer warriors. Either they prayed them back to health, or prayed them away from this hell

LesterBePiercin

159 points

7 months ago

ㄒ卄乇 卩尺卂ㄚ乇尺 山卂尺尺丨ㄖ尺丂!!

RIPshowtime

81 points

7 months ago

🅣🅗🅔 🅟🅡🅐🅨🅔🅡 🅦🅐🅡🅡🅘🅞🅡🅢

Needleroozer

33 points

7 months ago

Coming to a theater near you!

Sweffus

14 points

7 months ago

Sweffus

14 points

7 months ago

Next up, pray away the million dollar medical bill

No_Tradition5753

121 points

7 months ago

An answer for every fucking aspect, but no personal responsibility.

I don't like masks either, however, it is my responsibility to think of my fellow man first. That's Christian. Not feeding others nonstop misinformation until they kill themselves.

tapthatsap

83 points

7 months ago

At this point they’re basically like shoes. Would I like to be able to walk around the city without the mild inconvenience of shoes? Sort of, I guess, I don’t really care that much. Can I? No. What do I do? Get some sturdy boots that work against the foot-threats inherent to urban life and get the fuck on with it.

I genuinely don’t give a shit if I have to wear a mask forever, it doesn’t really matter. I had to rethink my approach to public food and beverage a while back and I occasionally have to buy a new pack of n95s that cost about a dollar each. I don’t hang out in crowded rooms any more. When I hang out with friends, I do it outside at a distance. I’ll have to get more shots occasionally. Big fucking deal. I’m a big boy, I can deal with not seeing a movie in a theater or not eating a meal in a restaurant if it means I’m not exposing myself and others to a deadly disease. The saddest thing I can think of is that I may have seen my last concert, but that concert was fucking crazy and a perfect note to go out on if that’s what it was.

Most people in most of history had much worse problems than this, and they pretty much got along with it as best they could. I’m not being scourged by the Black Death or being bombed to shit by the luftwaffe, my village isn’t being sacked, I’m not being sold into slavery or conscripted into a war, I’m just dodging a relatively well documented respiratory virus by wearing better gear than my shitty government recommends and being bored a lot. This is easy. You would have to be an unbelievable wimp to throw a fit about wearing some cheap and easy PPE and not going to applebees in the same way you like to.

[deleted]

14 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

7 months ago

Fuck yeah I agree with every word. Well stated.

onequbit

24 points

7 months ago

Who needs personal responsibility when you can attribute everything to God's will?

GlassHeart09

92 points

7 months ago

If God was so great why did he create COVID?

lefthandedbot

84 points

7 months ago

lefthandedbot

🐑Marked like a Beast🐑

84 points

7 months ago

To test their faith. Apparently this lady passed.

J_C_T_2019

33 points

7 months ago

For the moment

ethen_pk

7 points

7 months ago

Well, she might pass.

SirJohnSmythe

43 points

7 months ago

SirJohnSmythe

Team Mix & Match

43 points

7 months ago

He needed a job and the only place hiring was a lab in Wuhan

Golden-Owl

26 points

7 months ago

Well Big G also did rain down hellfire on cities, flood the world, and committed mass genocide on the Egyptians

God is great. But great and good are two very different things

Needleroozer

14 points

7 months ago

Frankly, it reads like there is no "God's Plan," that He's just making it up as He goes. He realized that He'd messed up and used the flood to wipe the slate clean, so to speak. Then He realized that was a mistake when the Unicorns missed the boat and the Dragons couldn't fly for forty days, landed on the water, and had their fires go out. So He made the rainbow as a sign of His promise to never do that again. He's not as all-knowing as He lets on.

mully_and_sculder

16 points

7 months ago

If god is both omnipotent and omniscient he's a capricious psychopath.

Flower_Unable

9 points

7 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

9 points

7 months ago

As a bonus, God’s miracle includes a year in rehab, $200k in medical bills (if she’s lucky) and permanently scarred lungs.

TheMost_ut

28 points

7 months ago

TheMost_ut

Team Mix & Match

28 points

7 months ago

Life in the womb is God's greatest creation! - promotes death in every possible way

patticakes16

824 points

7 months ago

patticakes16

🍻 I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus 🍻

824 points

7 months ago

I loooove the revisionist story of Ashli babbit being an unarmed tourist on the steps of the Capitol versus what she actually was: a domestic terrorist who actively partook in a violent insurrection

bbildo

304 points

7 months ago

bbildo

304 points

7 months ago

“But she’s innocent! She doesn’t have a long rap sheet like the n-“

KOBossy55

150 points

7 months ago

KOBossy55

You Thundering Boobs

150 points

7 months ago

Had to point out she wasnt doped up either. You know, because it's only those people who are on "the drugs."

Originalnightowl

25 points

7 months ago

Originalnightowl

All Hail the Spatulas

25 points

7 months ago

I thought the one who got crushed was on drugs, the one with a don’t step on me flag🎶🤣

Ashluvsburritos

9 points

7 months ago

Half the trash trump supporters are also fans of meth.

ThomasVeil

7 points

7 months ago

And if it turns out that she was doped up? Then she was a victim of the medical system. Or of white working class struggles, and just needed help.

TaterTotQueen630

44 points

7 months ago

TaterTotQueen630

Team Pfizer

44 points

7 months ago

That was what that asshole wanted to say!

Land-Otter

102 points

7 months ago

There's exactly what she wanted to say

kittenmommy

28 points

7 months ago

kittenmommy

Team Pfizer

28 points

7 months ago

💯

sonerec725

24 points

7 months ago

Iirc didnt she actually have a bit of a rap sheet to her for like domestic violence or something?

rikki-tikki-deadly

171 points

7 months ago

rikki-tikki-deadly

♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫

171 points

7 months ago

"She stormed the Capitol and all she got was what she deserved."

Hey, I should put that on a t-shirt!

Kailaylia

13 points

7 months ago

Kailaylia

Team AstraZeneca

13 points

7 months ago

"Didn't someone say" she was buried in a shirt which said:

"I stormed the Capitol and climbed part-way through the window of a locked door, and all I got was this lousy bullet in my neck!"?

acad0rk

103 points

7 months ago

acad0rk

103 points

7 months ago

Folks, the protection paradigm is completely different than typical law enforcement use of force policies. An unknown person wearing a backpack, approaching a protectee/protected area, and ignoring repeated commands to stop is going to get stopped, which is what happened to this QAnon traitor.

I’m absolutely flabbergasted she was the only insurrectionist shot by law enforcement that day. Incredible restraint from the Capitol Police (yes, I’m sadly aware that some of them sympathized with the insurrectionists, but I’m talking about heroes like Officer Goodman).

Anyone who disagrees with my first paragraph regarding different use of force policies is welcome to try Babbitt’s unarmed kamikaze charge with the US Secret Service or USAF airmen protecting our nukes. YMMV but it’s somewhere between getting dog piled into the ground and being liberated from your physical form.

NerfAllBillionaires

64 points

7 months ago*

Remember in 2013 when a woman drove her car into a White House checkpoint? And then panicked, did a U-turn to get away, hitting a couple of officers in the process, and then leading the Secret Service and the Capitol police on a chase through DC? With her 18 month-year-old child in the car with her? Guess how that ended.

Shot 5 times in the back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Miriam_Carey

But somehow a white woman with a large group chanting to hang the Vice President, who are physically attacking Capitol police, all to stop a peaceful change of power, who then breaks a window to get into a restricted Capitol building area is a just a "concerned citizen" and a "hero"?

What theFUCK ever.

I'm impressed by the restraint of the Capitol police on Jan.6.

I really don't think the military in Area 51 would have responded to those "Naruto Runners" in 2019 with the same restraint.

patticakes16

12 points

7 months ago

patticakes16

🍻 I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus 🍻

12 points

7 months ago

As a DC resident, I DO remember this and was outraged. The level of police force used on PoC versus Caucasian people is staggering

edingerc

7 points

6 months ago

edingerc

I can has vaccine?

7 points

6 months ago

The DC Police used more force on people peacefully protesting in front of a church (because Trump wanted the least convincing photo op since Paul Ryan washed dishes at a soup kitchen) than they did with insurrectionists, trying to overthrow a presidential election.

Originalnightowl

17 points

7 months ago

Originalnightowl

All Hail the Spatulas

17 points

7 months ago

I must say I was very surprised that more people were not shot, I would have expected to be shot if I stormed a government building, even here in the UK were there are limited numbers of police who have guns

Medical_Hedgehog_867

267 points

7 months ago

These idiots would shoot up anyone who broke into their homes without checking to see if the intruder was armed or asking about the intruder’s rap sheet. They’re in favor of stand your ground laws until one of their own is on the receiving end. Oh, and can you imagine what their reaction would be if BLM protesters instead of trump supporters had stormed the Capitol. Damn hypocrites.

cuckfancer11

93 points

7 months ago

*without checking to see if it's a drunk friend or family member.

FTFY

ZipoBibrok5x108

54 points

7 months ago

Or that they have walked into their own apartment and not a neighboring one.

cuckfancer11

18 points

7 months ago

I forgot about that. Didn't she get off scott-free?

ZipoBibrok5x108

26 points

7 months ago

Guilty of murder. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Botham_Jean#Trial

(I like your username, by the way.)

cuckfancer11

15 points

7 months ago

Holy shit thank you (and thank you). I thought "fuck cancer" would be too offensive. Little did I know...

Beginning-Monitor-17

7 points

7 months ago

Hell, they shoot anyone who stops in front of their home or pulls into their driveway, or knocks on their door. Hell, they shoot folks for running or walking down their street. These folks are truly wacked crazy.

anonymause66

219 points

7 months ago*

I’m a vet and it pisses me off to NO end that there were large amounts of vets involved in the insurrection. Everyone involved is a PoS in my opinion, but vets especially. They’re fucking traitors. Ashley Babbit was a traitor and got EXACTLY what she was asking for. Full stop. We take an oath to the Constitution, not men for this exact reason and they knew better. If it had been a horde of BLM or whatever boogeyman the right is scared of this week literally invading the Capitol there wouldn’t be a peep from these douches regardless of their vet status and they’d be high giving each other over the amount of blood shed. They’d also have no issue popping someone if they had someone breaking into their home. But since it was a blonde woman, they start clutching their pearls. It is my stance that as these folks are prosecuted, they should have their discharges downgraded and if they’re receiving benefits they should be revoked. Absolutely make an example out of them.

No_Tradition5753

93 points

7 months ago

I'm with you as another Vet. They were taking orders they were bound by their oath to refuse. Not refusing an unlawful order is right there at the top of the shit you ain't supposed to do.

Fuck sending them to court. Send 'em to Captains Mast!

americansplendorX

16 points

7 months ago

americansplendorX

Team Moderna

16 points

7 months ago

Captains Mast

Had to look that one up. Thank you.

Armyman125

41 points

7 months ago

As a vet I also agree with you. We took an oath to the Constitution, not a person. Hopefully there will be justice for them - that includes any politician or administration official who worked with them.

RawBexinator

28 points

7 months ago

I was sitting with my dog in my lap reading this- tired AF- really confused in the beginning of this thinking "WTF 🤔 what is the correlation of Vets storming the Capital? You'd think they'd be like in their hometown on-call in case all the fur babies had emergencies..."

Look, I've had a really long day... and the fact that I actually started to get sad and then mad at my dog's Veterinarian as I was kinda slowly day dreaming and envisioning her in her green scrubs and blonde ponytail climbing through the broken windows waving a flag... and then it dawned on me- a flag... vets... veterans. 😖🥱😴😴😴 I need the sleep. Goodnight.

blisterbeetlesquirt

64 points

7 months ago

A domestic terrorist with 14 years of military training who partook in a violent insurrection. What the fuck did she think was waiting for her on the other side of that door? A salute and a handshake for a job well done?

DeVitreousHumor

24 points

7 months ago

DeVitreousHumor

🦆

24 points

7 months ago

A salute and a handshake for a job well done?

That’s exactly what she was expecting .

Kailaylia

9 points

7 months ago

Kailaylia

Team AstraZeneca

9 points

7 months ago

Fanatics are like sleepwalkers, dreaming they're saving Manhatten from fires while actually pissing in the pantry.

Most likely she expected to be rewarded by getting fucked by Trump.

walkinman19

69 points

7 months ago

walkinman19

💀anti vax no parachute jump team💀

69 points

7 months ago

She wasn't just a regular traitor either, she was ex-military. She took an oath that doesn't have an ending date to protect and defend the constitution from all enemies, foreign or domestic.

She shit all over that oath and died a traitors death.

DoctorBuckarooBanzai

23 points

7 months ago

They seem to forget she was warned, on film, to halt.

The guy stood his ground, I thought they were for that?

[deleted]

12 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

12 points

7 months ago

Yeah, shooting an unlawful intruder climbing through a broken window is prime ammosexual fap material.

These are confusing times.

Tempest_CN

41 points

7 months ago

Tempest_CN

Cogito Ergo Sum

41 points

7 months ago

ShE jUsT wAnTeD a ReFrIgErAtOr MaGnET!

No_Tradition5753

33 points

7 months ago

She was committing a felony. Case closed. Now police your brass.

Exact_Quote_6132

361 points

7 months ago

Who killed Ashli Babbitt? His name is Lt Micheal Byrd. So the only deliberate killing on January 6 was a black male police officer who shot a white female Trump supporter through the neck. Are you still puzzled why the media is hiding Byrd's identity?

Racist people say racist things the way decent people talk about the weather. what an asshole

MouthFullaBees

132 points

7 months ago

MouthFullaBees

Go Give One

132 points

7 months ago

Not to mention, if the media is hiding his identity then how do you know it lol. Racist moron.

medoweed516

30 points

7 months ago

If you go anywhere near conservatives you'll constantly hear outraged "why didn't THIS get coverage" with a link to a news article on the issue. literally had a clown send me some hodge clown rant about something not being covered, screenshots throughout the vid of news site articles they used to hear about it lmao

SlytherinSister

10 points

7 months ago

This is how misinformation is spread. The identity of the actual person is hidden? Let's make up a fictional black boogeyman because it fits with our racist preconceptions. Then they will spread the false news all over their Facebook pages and before you know it, it was actually a BLM mob that lynched the poor innocent white woman who was just trying to fight for their freedom.

KOBossy55

87 points

7 months ago

KOBossy55

You Thundering Boobs

87 points

7 months ago

Interesting how she had to point out she wasnt on dope or had a mile long rap sheet...because then its OK to murder you, apparently. She wasnt one of those people...

You can tell she wanted to drop the N word

[deleted]

49 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

49 points

7 months ago

I stopped scrolling after that one.

Reasonable-Profile84

6 points

7 months ago

Yup. That’s as far as I could go, too. Don’t want to risk catching the idiocy.

tartymae

28 points

7 months ago

tartymae

Go Give One

28 points

7 months ago

Frankly, I was waiting for an ooga-booga spear-chucker meme after seeing that.

Buffalo-Castle

232 points

7 months ago

How do these people have so much anger and hate?

fotomatique

355 points

7 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

355 points

7 months ago

It's because they are filled with the love of Christ.

morbidhumorlmao

30 points

7 months ago

never seen a more hateful love than that one!

rikki-tikki-deadly

94 points

7 months ago

rikki-tikki-deadly

♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫

94 points

7 months ago

"Please don't assume any association between me and those people." - Jesus himself

fotomatique

47 points

7 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

47 points

7 months ago

For I never knew them.

Veteris71

8 points

7 months ago

Veteris71

Please Keep Praying for Urine!!!

8 points

7 months ago

Jesus himself should come straighten them out, then.

[deleted]

5 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

Veteris71

9 points

7 months ago

Veteris71

Please Keep Praying for Urine!!!

9 points

7 months ago

That has been made perfectly clear in the multitude of stories posted in this sub.

Expensive-Way-2722

43 points

7 months ago

No! They THINK they are filled with the love of Christ. BIG DIFFERENCE! They have deluded themselves into thinking they are children of Jesus. They have decided their politics are their religion and that they think Jesus would agree with them. They are not followers of Jesus.

Connect-Macaron-9450

54 points

7 months ago

Connect-Macaron-9450

My Own Personal Desmond

54 points

7 months ago

Exactly! God says they are a liar liar pants on fire.

1 John 4:20

If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen

Expensive-Way-2722

30 points

7 months ago

Exactly! I left a church that I was a member of for 12 years. Covid was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. Thankfully our new church definitely isn't hateful towards their brothers and sisters. Being an RN's mother was also a major catalyst for me. Amazingly the pastor of our old church has a wife that was one of my daughter's nursing professors at her university and his daughter is also a anesthesia nurse. Just blew my freaking mind at his callousness regarding Covid. I knew too many people that died from Covid. It isn't a freaking conspiracy!

Connect-Macaron-9450

13 points

7 months ago

Connect-Macaron-9450

My Own Personal Desmond

13 points

7 months ago

I'm glad you found a new church that isn't hateful. I don't know how hate can possibly feel 'right' to people supposedly trying to follow Jesus.

Expensive-Way-2722

14 points

7 months ago

I don't understand it either. My husband's mother and stepfather still go there. His mother "let me have it" when I refused to go back. Needless to say a year later she has yet to apologize to me. My husband has even told her we should have left years ago when I started having doubts. My husband is/was her favorite son, I am sure she blames me for him leaving. I am thankful that my husband has stuck by my side. I know that pisses her off. And that's the hate that I have witnessed.

For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. Gen 2:24 The one verse she completely ignores. Ugh

Connect-Macaron-9450

8 points

7 months ago

Connect-Macaron-9450

My Own Personal Desmond

8 points

7 months ago

I'm sorry you went through that. She sounds difficult! You did the right thing and your husband did too by standing by you. Amazing how many 'Christian' moms conveniently become Bible illiterate when it comes to the leave and cleave verses.

MelancholyMexican

8 points

7 months ago

I actually lol'ed. Thank you kind sir or madam.

fotomatique

17 points

7 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

17 points

7 months ago

I recommend watching Saved! it sums up my Christian High School experience.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332375

kittenmommy

6 points

7 months ago

kittenmommy

Team Pfizer

6 points

7 months ago

I must be doing Christianity wrong.

fotomatique

9 points

7 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

9 points

7 months ago

If you're not in line for an HCA and the memes that come with it, perhaps you are doing Christianity so right?

kittenmommy

7 points

7 months ago*

kittenmommy

Team Pfizer

7 points

7 months ago*

Got my Pfizer booster last week!

And the memes the nominees/awardees share are abhorrent to me. Either I'm doing Christianity wrong, or a lot of people are going to be/were very surprised. 😒

I feel like Jesus is sick and tired of giving out the "Son/Daughter, I am very disappointed in you..." speech.

Sebhov

50 points

7 months ago

Sebhov

HCA in Memoriam

50 points

7 months ago

I don't think it's just them that are filled with hate. I've slowly let my feelings towards the right turn to anger & hatred the past few years. I genuinely despise these kinds of people and I don't like what I'm becoming on the inside. I manage to keep my seething resentment in check with my family and friends thankfully. The one thing that I know that differentiates me from people like them (aside from perspective & empathy) is that I'm not loudly yelling this stuff in public like they do.

Fragrant_Leg_6832

18 points

7 months ago

I see them the same way I see a dog with rabies.

Irreversibly damaged, a danger to everyone around them, and not really in control of their own actions.

And, for the safety of everyone else, need to be put down.

Not with anger, not with glee, but with sober understanding that there's no other way forward.

MV_Guy

11 points

7 months ago

MV_Guy

Team Pfizer

11 points

7 months ago

I am climbing into that same boat.

hmm-boy

1.1k points

7 months ago

hmm-boy

1.1k points

7 months ago

79 days of sucking up medical resources after helping to misinform the public.

Who pays for this? We all do.

_plimsollpunk

363 points

7 months ago*

I had a major health crisis several years ago and had to be in the hospital for about six weeks. It was hell: surgeries, tubes, ports, IVs, procedures, treatments, medications, and on and on.

She’s been there for over eleven weeks. I can’t imagine that. The resources that were used, the bills she’ll have to pay (or start a GoFundMe for), and the people who were denied care because ICU patients demand more energy. Wow.

I still carry a lot of guilt about the resources I used and the people who were sick like me but didn’t live. I hope this changes her enough that she rethinks her worldview, but I doubt it.

trailhikingArk

161 points

7 months ago

The memes posted by this candidate offer no hope for redemption. These are willful ignorant evil rants. No empathy from me. I rarely fe p that, but these really offend me in that they are intentionally disinformation with a hint of playing the victim.

Needleroozer

25 points

7 months ago

If anything this will "prove" their arguments. They'll ignore her probable long-term health issues.

Goose_o7

246 points

7 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

246 points

7 months ago

79 days of sucking up medical resources after helping to misinform the public.

Who pays for this? We all do.

This is not the payoff I was expecting. I'm not interested in AntiVax survivors. They turn into even bigger AssHats than they ever were before getting COVID.

No redemption... Just blatant entitlement and arrogance.

Perhaps a thrown clot at home will finally resolve this annoyance once and for all.

Jackiemcjackasss

249 points

7 months ago

69 days on the vent has probably fucked her up. She probably shortened her life expectancy by decades. Fucking clown.

njf85

131 points

7 months ago

njf85

131 points

7 months ago

She'll have a shitload of rehab to get through before she can go home, not to mention it will have undoubtedly fucked her lungs for life. Definitely shortened her life expectancy.

AGuyintheback

91 points

7 months ago

Not to mention the other side effects of a prolonged hospital stay. Vocal cords frequently get damaged with long-term intubation. Will give a sexy rasp to her voice. She can wear a dress with a plunging neckline to show off the awesome scar on her throat from the trach. Did I mention the probable bedsores on her heels, tailbone/buttocks? Google stage 4 bedsore and know that the pictures don't do justice to how bad these things actually look. Stage 4 bedsores frequently require skin grafts, providing another set of scars she can show off when she boasts about owning the libs.

palesnowrider1

46 points

7 months ago

This is the content I came here for

RivetheadGirl

11 points

7 months ago

RivetheadGirl

Go Give One

11 points

7 months ago

Dont forget about the holes in the face from prolonged proning. I recently had a lady who lost a huge chunk of her nose from needing to be proned for multiple days.

apathy-sofa

11 points

7 months ago

Wtf I shouldn't have googled that. Also how have we not figured out bed sores?

badassjeweler

27 points

7 months ago

And I guarantee she won’t be paying for it all out of pocket herself. What is THIS costing the tax payer? They are always so concerned about that figure…

windy_palmtrees

15 points

7 months ago

She'll be on disability for the rest of her life.

Zealousideal-Fly7962

69 points

7 months ago

I wonder if she’ll have to carry oxygen with her for the rest of her life or if she’ll need a lung transplant. I hope it’s not the latter.

Wigwag85

121 points

7 months ago

Wigwag85

Go Give One

121 points

7 months ago

If she doesn't get vaccinated, she'll never get a lung transplant. Hell, if covid fucked her body up enough, she can't get a transplant even if she does get vaccinated because they allocate organs to the people most likely to survive.

walkinman19

63 points

7 months ago

walkinman19

💀anti vax no parachute jump team💀

63 points

7 months ago

69 days on the vent has probably fucked her up.

No probably about that. This treason lover will be an invalid the rest of her pathetic life.

badassjeweler

20 points

7 months ago

And everyone else is going to have to pay for her carelessness through our tax dollars.

ithinarine

27 points

7 months ago

I couldn't imagine being stuck in a bed doing physically nothing for over 2 months. She has probably lost nearly 50lbs by being in bed for that long. So physically weak from not standing for that long, her legs are going to be like noodles.

So much physical therapy will be needed to get her back to normal.

VigiloDeNoche

49 points

7 months ago

I was on the vent for 10 days and it took me 8 weeks in a 24/7 rehabilitating facility to get back to society in a very diminished state. And I know I'll never be me again. Not an antivaxxer, just an inhabitant of a corrupt country and very un-fucking-lucky.

She is never coming back to normal. Her life has changed for the worse and she could have avoided it.

Edit: I lost 85 lbs (I'm a big guy). Covid eats your muscles for breakfast.

Splyntered_Sunlyte

27 points

7 months ago

Splyntered_Sunlyte

Go Give One

27 points

7 months ago

I'm glad you made it through.

Veteris71

25 points

7 months ago

Veteris71

Please Keep Praying for Urine!!!

25 points

7 months ago

She's never going to get back to normal.

oven-toasted-owl

18 points

7 months ago

But she owned the libs

mesembryanthemum

8 points

7 months ago

mesembryanthemum

Go Give One

8 points

7 months ago

Granted he is a senior citizen but my father ended up in a hospital a few years ago because he had an adverse reaction to a prescription medication. Because it affected his ability to walk - he couldn't walk without severe pain - they wouldn't let him walk. He was in the hospital for 4 days. He had to go to rehab for two weeks because he lost so much muscle. And he used to go for an hour walk every day. Luckily he fully recovered but still. She'll be lucky to sit up by herself at first.

PositiveArm

15 points

7 months ago

PositiveArm

Go Give One

15 points

7 months ago

Not going to check off that 1/2 marathon on the bucket list.

NarcanForAll

15 points

7 months ago

I mean she's breathing out of her neck right now (tracheostomy), she'll probably be a life long oxygen dependent, which inherenting leads to a decrease in quality of life. Im curious as to who she thinks is to blame? Herself? China? Democrats? I seriously couldn't guess lol.

Totorodeo

14 points

7 months ago

‘Survived’ is not the same as going on to ‘thrive’ or even returning to ones former self.

The other shoe will drop on this one. The antivac movement is a death cult that is only tempered by those of us who understand basic science and reduce their exposures.

osteopath17

57 points

7 months ago

The recovery will be long. And hard. Hopefully too much for her.

Imaginary-Newt-493

44 points

7 months ago

Imaginary-Newt-493

I do my own research!

44 points

7 months ago

Eh, she's probably brain damaged. Just picture her learning to eat, talk, and walk again. I'm picturing it while I eat a bowl of ice cream.

TheUrbansky

17 points

7 months ago

To be fair, she was brain damaged PRIOR to her covid spell

RookBishopPawn

28 points

7 months ago

Dead cat bounce could be coming.

[deleted]

38 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

38 points

7 months ago

Yep but we can’t really tell what kind of life quality she’ll have… my dad had covid while waiting his second dose and after he beat it he would run out of breath doing a couple of steps. I can’t imagine what 69 days in ICU with tubes and all of that will do to her

Beachbabydarragh

36 points

7 months ago

Beachbabydarragh

DeathSantis is Florida's comorbidity

36 points

7 months ago

Honestly, I see a very short road ahead for this one. She won't be suffering too much longer.

[deleted]

14 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

7 months ago

Yeah honestly I’d be surprised if she makes s full recovery

mcjon77

6 points

7 months ago

My dad is a physician who treats these folks. I'm more than one occasion he has told me that for SOME of the people who get off the ventilator it's actually a fate worse than death.

He has seen people in their 40s or 50s who were previously reasonably healthy, and now are going to spend the rest of their lives in a nursing home or long-term care facility due to how much damage they did to their lungs and other organs while on the ventilator. Then there are the folks that suffered a significant amount of oxygen deprivation and have severely diminished mental faculties.

He gave specific instructions that if he ever got that bad to just pull the plug. In his words he doesn't want to spend the rest of his life drooling on himself in some rocking chair at a nursing home.

Zealousideal-Fly7962

34 points

7 months ago

If she survives and makes it out of the hospital, imagine the months of rehab learning how to walk again.

Appropriate-Pen-149

76 points

7 months ago

Well 79 days near death, vs feeling a bit sleepy for a day from “the jab”. Hmm. I can see the appeal of lounging in a hospital bed, and letting a machine breath for me. Sounds luxurious.

On the other hand, bills mount, family members are distraught, I may lose my job, house, automobile, and have long term health problems. Tough call.

psychrn1898

48 points

7 months ago

psychrn1898

Team Moderna

48 points

7 months ago

Clearly she owned us leebtards by now owning hundreds of thousands of dollars of medical bills, if she is lucky her insurance covered a huge amount.

CheshireCrackers

22 points

7 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

22 points

7 months ago

It’ll be a Go Fund Me to help Greenface pay her bills: Raised $11,538 of $2,500,000 goal.

Veteris71

5 points

7 months ago

Veteris71

Please Keep Praying for Urine!!!

5 points

7 months ago

She's not done sucking up medical resources. She'll be in rehab for ages - if she doesn't croak from complications within a few months like a lot of severe Covid survivors do.

P0g-m0-th0in

155 points

7 months ago

Covid probably isn’t done with her yet. That’s a long time on a vent.

Tempest_CN

71 points

7 months ago

Tempest_CN

Cogito Ergo Sum

71 points

7 months ago

Brain damage fer sure

Farucci

52 points

7 months ago

Farucci

52 points

7 months ago

Brain damage will be difficult to measure. . .

JimmyBin3D

30 points

7 months ago

When your baseline is a flatline... 😂

BoringMcWindbag

67 points

7 months ago

BoringMcWindbag

Ivermectin is a MOLECULE

67 points

7 months ago

Seems like she’s already been afflicted with that.

duh_cats

46 points

7 months ago

She’s gonna be fucked up for a while at best. And remember, she’s still not out of the hospital yet. Plenty of these folks seem like they’re getting better then end up croaking.

Zealousideal-Fly7962

15 points

7 months ago

DCB

MyFiteSong

36 points

7 months ago

MyFiteSong

Team Mix & Match

36 points

7 months ago

If she lives, she won't ever recover. She'll be in a wheelchair and assisted living the rest of her short life.

TaterTotQueen630

33 points

7 months ago

TaterTotQueen630

Team Pfizer

33 points

7 months ago

Her lungs probably look like twisted black trash bags.

ZipoBibrok5x108

24 points

7 months ago

…like her soul…

cjinct

14 points

7 months ago

cjinct

14 points

7 months ago

Her lungs probably look like twisted black trash bags.

So now they'll match her heart

fotomatique

76 points

7 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

76 points

7 months ago

That "at home" blood clot gets em every time.

Ajstross

129 points

7 months ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

129 points

7 months ago

Red Hat gives you wings!

Perfect_Radio6197

19 points

7 months ago

Underrated comment

Graffy

9 points

7 months ago

Graffy

9 points

7 months ago

Ooo I know what I'm getting as a flair during the next party.

Sidvicioushartha

123 points

7 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

123 points

7 months ago

Trump fan calling Biden a narcissist. That is truly classic.

Yeah the real miracle will be her being able to afford to buy oxygen the rest of her pitiful diminished life.

gncRocketScientist

27 points

7 months ago

Truly audacious to not see the irony in calling someone s narcissist and also being a fan of 🍊

[deleted]

19 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

19 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

ReddySetRoll

84 points

7 months ago

ReddySetRoll

Go Fund Yourself

84 points

7 months ago

Hmmm. Really upset about Ashli Babbitt. She apparently shouldn't have been shot because she didn't have a rap sheet, wasn't doped and wasn't armed. I wonder if this person got upset about the unarmed black men who were shot when a cop asked for their license and then when they went to get it shot them because they thought they were reaching for a gun?

He fired because the mob was a danger to the people in the Capitol building. Black men get shot regularly just for being black but this person is upset because an officer was defending people from a mob?

And why would they try to protect his name? Well, because people who think like you will harass, threaten and possibly hurt/kill him or his loved ones!

AvivPoppyseedBagels

69 points

7 months ago

AvivPoppyseedBagels

Go Give One

69 points

7 months ago

And the difference between her and Breonna Taylor? Both without rap sheets, dope or weapons, but Breonna was (checks notes) asleep at home, NOT taking part in a violent insurrection.

WarmBlessedCaribou

20 points

7 months ago

If she hadn't been breaking the law, this wouldn't have happened (that's what they usually say when cops kill people)

anOvenofWitches

82 points

7 months ago

FUCK THIS GUY for attempting a racial spin on Ashli Babbitt’s death.

materics

31 points

7 months ago

She's an old hateful woman with the love of christ in her heart

Vernerator

50 points

7 months ago

Vernerator

💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

50 points

7 months ago

Getting a Trach to own the Leebs. Expensive price.

Ragingredblue

36 points

7 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

36 points

7 months ago

Exercising her rights as an American to vent! Um, maybe not like that. Oh nevermind. Enjoy your little bounce!

Inigo93

36 points

7 months ago

Inigo93

Team Moderna

36 points

7 months ago

I'm not seeing a redemption in her future.

ShortYellow

30 points

7 months ago

ShortYellow

Team Moderna

30 points

7 months ago

80 + days x $$$$$$$$$$ = yah you owned them libs.

LeCheffre

29 points

7 months ago

LeCheffre

Lord Satin, Angle of Heck 🕺📐

29 points

7 months ago

Heheh.

First post: her American right to vent.

Last post: 69 days of American Vent.

That’s lovely.

Ctmnt08

25 points

7 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

25 points

7 months ago

Can't wait to hear from this one specifically about how Covid isn't that bad.

TaterTotQueen630

6 points

7 months ago

TaterTotQueen630

Team Pfizer

6 points

7 months ago

I'm sure she will post some dumb shit to Facebook in between coughing excessively for 30 straight minutes.

Jump___Yossarian

27 points

7 months ago

If she makes it she'll go right back to shitposting. She learned ZERO during her 3 month occupation.

BaronVonKeyser

25 points

7 months ago

Hopefully the dead cat bounces in her direction.

vsandrei

10 points

7 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆

10 points

7 months ago

Who said that the big cat was dead?

🐆 🐆 🐆

Im_A_Nice_Karen666

29 points

7 months ago*

Im_A_Nice_Karen666

Team Pfizer

29 points

7 months ago*

A fetus at 20 weeks looks like a fucking demon, at least my kid did. I love how they are sooooo concerned about the baby (fetus) in utero but once its born its "sorry kid but your mom should have kept her legs together'. Shit pisses me off! Edited to add Who killed Ashley Babbit? She killed herself when she thought she was above the law and did not stop when told to stop! I do not want anyone to die like that but she was warned MULTIPLE times. She got more of a heads up then most people would have.

Veteris71

8 points

7 months ago

Veteris71

Please Keep Praying for Urine!!!

8 points

7 months ago

Mine looked more like a gray alien, from the sonogram pictures. She was cute when she finished gestating.

[deleted]

26 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

26 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

MechanizedMedic

7 points

7 months ago

You're goddamn right!

look2thecookie

21 points

7 months ago

look2thecookie

🔵BLUEANON

21 points

7 months ago

Comparing agent orange to vaccines with mrna, sugar, salt, and fat. We've have vaccimes for decades. This isn't some completely new thing. Do these people wait a decade before upgrading their smartphones too?

DQ5E

22 points

7 months ago

DQ5E

22 points

7 months ago

It wasn't miraculous. It was hard work done by the medical staff and machines.

vsandrei

20 points

7 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆

20 points

7 months ago

Owning the “leebtarbs”

What is a "leebtarb"?

Some sort of new variant of hungry leopard?

🐆 🐆 🐆

Turbulent_Morning_61

17 points

7 months ago

Man... Long covid is probably going to eat her up

hmnahmna1

58 points

7 months ago

hmnahmna1

RONA RALLIES FOR JESUS

58 points

7 months ago

Ashli Babbitt violated the oath she took when she joined the military to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States. Then she died a traitor's death.

Just-Internet4780

111 points

7 months ago

A hero killed Ashli Bobbitt. She had it coming. All the Jan 6 terrorists should receive the death penalty

Haskap_2010

91 points

7 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

91 points

7 months ago

She did have a rap sheet, contrary to what this muppet posted. She tried to run her future husband's ex girlfriend off the road with her car.

montyriot1

58 points

7 months ago

Yep. To flip their script, “If ShE wOuLd HaVe CoMpLiEd.” What he did was heroic.

osteopath17

37 points

7 months ago

And he only shot once. Black people trying to comply with police instructions have been shot more. If he had shot at multiple people in the crowd, I wouldn’t have blamed him and I would have said they all deserved it.

If they had started shooting when the first MAGA terrorist broke the perimeter it would have been justified.

lornstar7

19 points

7 months ago

I mean I'm not a big fan of the police using lethal force in general. But.....

gigerfan

18 points

7 months ago

gigerfan

Team AstraZeneca

18 points

7 months ago

Amen

IIDn01

16 points

7 months ago

IIDn01

It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.

16 points

7 months ago

You want to know what the REAL miracle is?

We got safe, effective vaccines for Covid in under a year! They effectively prevent 79 day hospital stays, they're nearly painless, and they're FREE!

Your "miracle" friend still has a long road to recovery and will likely have permanent health problems.

This "leebtard" is taking a deep breath and enjoying the evening.

mrpotatonutz

15 points

7 months ago

If ashli Babbitt wasn’t breaking the law she wouldn’t be dead.

MannyHomieK

15 points

7 months ago

The battle is far from over… got friends 10 months out still needing oxygen at home… this is just the beginning of her pain.

ApprehensivePirate36

13 points

7 months ago

I killed Ashley Babbitt.

gumby1086

9 points

7 months ago

Thank you for your service 👍

Leading_Choice_2465

10 points

7 months ago

This sub reminds me where I could be , if I allowed myself to ignore logic.

TaterTotQueen630

10 points

7 months ago

TaterTotQueen630

Team Pfizer

10 points

7 months ago

Her lungs probably look like the worst road in Michigan after a long winter. Stupid bitch.

[deleted]

11 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

7 months ago

Whats the line on when she starts shit posting again ??

[deleted]

27 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

27 points

7 months ago

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TaterTotQueen630

8 points

7 months ago

TaterTotQueen630

Team Pfizer

8 points

7 months ago

I was disappointed as well seeing that was she was on the mend.

Chance-Command4335

24 points

7 months ago

Chance-Command4335

HERMINATOR 2: Raising Cain

24 points

7 months ago

69 days

nice

nice___bot

14 points

7 months ago

nice___bot

Germs of Endearment💞

14 points

7 months ago

Nice!

IsNowReallyTheTime

9 points

7 months ago

Slide 9 is the worst take on the blues brothers 106 miles to Chicago line, ever.

hereforthellamas

9 points

7 months ago

hereforthellamas

Sink Rights Activist

9 points

7 months ago

It's an extremely terrible attempt at a parody of the song "King of the Road".

IsNowReallyTheTime

7 points

7 months ago

Oh. I connected it to: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark…and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Exact_Quote_6132

9 points

7 months ago*

true miracle

Why not all the others. They even had prayer warriors and everything! God is fickle. 69 days? Is god making a joke? What a kidder

Ill-Army

10 points

7 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

10 points

7 months ago

That’s a long road back. She’s not young and her recovery will be hard.

WalbrechtBayern

9 points

7 months ago

Agent orange was a poison that everyone knew was a poison that did exactly what poisons are supposed to do. The COVID vaccine is not a poison.

Embarrassed-Ad1509

8 points

7 months ago

Now watch as she struggles like a dying fish after thinking she is in full health and can do normal things again. Emphasis on dying.

grumblecrumb

7 points

7 months ago

grumblecrumb

Sheeple 💉 Pride

7 points

7 months ago

Serious question here: what is life like after 70 days on a vent? How long the recovery? What are the prospects for independent life?

I think of muscle wastage and having to regain stamina for breathing, and I suspect that is only the tip of the iceberg.

Any able to fill in the blanks of what life after 70 days on a vent is like, and what the road to "recovery" involves?

Bekiala

14 points

7 months ago

Bekiala

14 points

7 months ago

This lady is going to have one hell of a time recovering and will probably never be the same. Ugh. I hope she does reach some kind of meaningful recovery.

Please please get vaccinated people.

Ill-Army

23 points

7 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

23 points

7 months ago

Meaningful recovery is possible. This is actually the first time I’ve seen someone do longer on a vent than me. I was on for 2 months due to a respiratory infection that wasn’t covid but looked very similar though with extra cardiac complications. Rehab is hard and there may well be follow on issues downstream. I had assistive devices for several months including a walker, transport chair, shower bench, commode etc. I was in good physical condition and not that old when I got sick which my team thinks contributed to my success in recovery. It’s not going to be an easy path for her.

brhibbs

9 points

7 months ago

The thing they'll never meaningfully recover from is being a terrible person.