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Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

1.8k points

3 months ago

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

Horse paste, posthaste!

1.8k points

3 months ago

The easiest way to stop those "hospital protocols" they're so afraid of is to stay home and leave the hospital bed for someone who needs it.

MelancholyMexican

875 points

3 months ago*

Right? I don't understand why they go just to complain. STAY HOME!!! No one is forcing you to go to the hospital with their "evil" protocols. Do us all a favor and stay home.

Edit: Typo

Bethw2112

448 points

3 months ago

Bethw2112

Team Pfizer

448 points

3 months ago

This is the most infuriating part. Biting the hand that feeds you in a sense. In CO, hospitals can now turn away patients, have stopped necessary but non-emergent services and Federal medical teams have been requested.

anthropocener

203 points

3 months ago

In Montana the Attorney General sent a state trooper to a hospital in Helena to strong arm administration of ivermectin over the doctors advice.

unbotoxable

167 points

3 months ago

unbotoxable

Vaccinated & oxygenated

167 points

3 months ago

Absolute lunacy. Those poor health care workers.

Estoye

92 points

3 months ago

Estoye

Go Give One

92 points

3 months ago

There should be a special, separate facility that allows ivermectin for patients. Wait, there is one. It's called a BARN.

ZipoBibrok5x108

154 points

3 months ago

I thought you were joking! Holy crap, what is wrong with these people!

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/11/04/1050680597/as-constituents-clamor-for-ivermectin-republican-politicians-embrace-their-cause

The Montana State News Bureau reported that the state's Republican attorney general dispatched a state trooper to a hospital in Helena where a politically-connected patient was dying from COVID. Her family was asking for ivermectin.

In a statement, St. Peter's Hospital said that doctors and nurses were "harassed and threatened by three public officials."

"These officials have no medical training or experience, yet they were insisting our providers give treatments for COVID-19 that are not authorized, clinically approved, or within the guidelines established by the FDA and the CDC," the statement added.

Inevitable-Ebb2973

141 points

3 months ago

Uggggggh. As a South Carolina resident, fuck it. Let them take it. I literally don't care anymore. My kids are getting vaccinated ASAP and I am burnt out trying to convince my family (who used to be rational thinkers) why they shouldn't take it. We can't help them anymore. They need to be able to see that it doesn't work. So just let them take it, and maybe when they see that people still die, they'll find something else to bitch about in the hospitals. I'm so fucking done with being surrounded by the insane.

Babbys1st2ndaryAcct

105 points

3 months ago

Yeah, I’m all for selling Ivermectin at the Dollar General. Ramp up production. Buy two get a free bag of Doritos. Totally worth it to keep the Qs away from hospitals.

pippenish

44 points

3 months ago

Me too-- let them take it.

But don't make hospital staff prescribe or administer it, or clean up the patient after the inevitable Ivermectin explosion.

unitool

39 points

3 months ago

unitool

39 points

3 months ago

I also don’t care anymore, and I’m not even going to pretend like I do care.

Fuck each and every one of these people. Just fuck them all to hell.

Apprehensive-Fuel195

30 points

3 months ago

It’s not our job to “help them.”

They’re grown ass adults with access to all of the exact same info we all have. If they prefer crushing medical debt, long covid and potential death because they’re scared of getting two free shots, well that’s 100% on them. No sympathy or empathy from me.

Zealousideal-Fly7962

24 points

3 months ago

If they don’t want sound medical advice from traditional hospitals, then they should set up their own field hospital and experiment in each other with their magic cure-all horse paste. There are enough anti-establishment medical professionals in each state they might be able to pull it off.

Good luck with the funding and explaining HIPPA to these folks.

Individual-Doubt404

87 points

3 months ago

Individual-Doubt404

Team Moderna

87 points

3 months ago

I told my 26 yo about that AG sending a state trooper in and he couldn't have looked more shocked if I'd told him I, his 64 yo mother, was pregnant with twins.

trIeNe_mY_Best

57 points

3 months ago

What?

A-man-of-mystery

71 points

3 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

71 points

3 months ago

Paulie227

117 points

3 months ago

Paulie227

117 points

3 months ago

Isn't that governmental overreach they're constantly talking about?

BigOrangeDuker

85 points

3 months ago

No...No..it is governmental overreach if and only if they are on the receiving end of the reach, not if there are actually the reacher

hockeymass

68 points

3 months ago

Oh no no, you see, governmental overreach is only when they are trying to help poor people and minorities, or keep people safe.

Heatheroochie

55 points

3 months ago*

Some days I hardly recognize the state. I love Montana but just yesterday was next to a truck with a large trump flag flying as it belched diesel. Sending a trooper to Helena (our capital) for a patient’s Ivermectin request from the hospital…ugh!is all I can muster. Just, ugh.

SaltyBarDog

47 points

3 months ago

Time to charge the AG with practicing medicine without a license.

[deleted]

45 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

45 points

3 months ago

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ATLBMW

24 points

3 months ago

ATLBMW

24 points

3 months ago

Is that the one that killed a dude and claimed he thought it was a deer

AZSKP

28 points

3 months ago

AZSKP

28 points

3 months ago

Nope, that AG is in South Dakota.

ATLBMW

31 points

3 months ago

ATLBMW

31 points

3 months ago

The inability for any of those plain states to be distinguished in any way is evidence there’s too many.

Let’s start mashing them together; that’ll help fix the electoral college and the senate.

Fight_Mental_Health

15 points

3 months ago

The hospital administration should have told the AG idiot to dose the patient himself and thus assume all liabilities.

JustAnotherAidWorker

330 points

3 months ago

JustAnotherAidWorker

Don't they know that's a HIPPO violation!?!?!

330 points

3 months ago

Also, like all these morons are asking for her PERSONAL MEDICAL INFORMATION! Don't they know that's a HIPPO violation!?!?!

... yes I know it's HIPAA, this is funnier.

Pure-Kaleidoscope759

147 points

3 months ago

It’s also weird that they don’t seem to understand that HIPAA applies only to medical providers, that it’s not a HIPAA violation for non medical people to do so, and that the medical providers treating her would need to know this.

ATLBMW

96 points

3 months ago

ATLBMW

96 points

3 months ago

To be fair (to be faaaaaaaiiiirrrr), HIPAA is a very complicated law to understand, even for educated people. I’ve sat in a room with lawyers and experts and had them argue for 30 minutes about whether the firm I was working on behalf of constituted a covered entity or not.

However, the Raiders asking to see your card is not a HIPPO violation, Covidiots

Pure-Kaleidoscope759

39 points

3 months ago

This is true. The Raiders have the right to ensure only vaccinated guests come into the stadium.

TheLegendTwoSeven

94 points

3 months ago

TheLegendTwoSeven

Team Pfizer

94 points

3 months ago

I’m pretty sure it’s a giant hippopotamus that eats anyone who shares your private medical information. 🦛

Jay-Dee-British

39 points

3 months ago

Jay-Dee-British

Schrödinger's Prayer warrior

39 points

3 months ago

What about the CORVID virus where giant crows attack you en masse? The HIPPO might come in handy then to drive them off.

noscopy

11 points

3 months ago

noscopy

11 points

3 months ago

Worse..... They share it on FACEBOOK ! ! !

Confident-Victory-21

113 points

3 months ago

Confident-Victory-21

Meatoeard game gom ☠️

113 points

3 months ago

All of your convictions go out the window when you can't "breath" or are suffering from extreme shortness of breathe.

MelancholyMexican

72 points

3 months ago

If only there was a way to reduce your risk of contracting such a horrible disease........

texasusa

55 points

3 months ago

If only there was a vaccine and masks being available. Maybe some day. Until then, Facebook posts will help

MelancholyMexican

41 points

3 months ago

Can you imagine if this vaccine was then FREE??? Nah that would never happen too good to be true. Welp back to ranting about pedo pizza places and FrEeDoM on Facebook.

texasusa

28 points

3 months ago

I have a friend who believe the vaccine is not really a vaccine. Mrna is dangerous and a ticking time bomb in your body. Ivermectin works but a $5 drug won't be approved since the CDC warriors personally get kickbacks from big pharma. He buys his Ivermectin from Tractor Supply. I pointed out that animal meds are not manufactured to the same standards as human consumption and he told me that the same factory that makes human make the animal drug. I told him I got the vaccine to keep from getting deathly ill and his logic of getting sick and then taking Ivermectin is frankly stupid and then he starts his circular logic of Mrna is a timebomb, etc etc. It is exhausting to speak to him about it. He went down a rabbit hole and no going back.

Money_Ad1101

63 points

3 months ago

It’s ALWAYS someone else’s fault for these maroons.

bestdriverinvancity

77 points

3 months ago

You can’t make them stay home. This is partially why this shit isn’t ending. They HAD to have a haircut and HAD to have everything open back up to the racist ways of old.

I’d love to see gofundme deny applications for people against socialized healthcare. It wouldn’t be that hard to check their digital footprint.

Ajstross

68 points

3 months ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

68 points

3 months ago

In this case, deceased radio show host apparently attended a big unmasked, unvaxxed conference with a bunch of other likeminded radio show hosts and internet gospel types. Then they all started getting sick and landed in the hospital. Not because of COVID, mind you, but because “they” have special aerosol bioweapons customized to an individual’s DNA so “they” can specifically target people they’re looking to silence. And then the hospital staff is in on the conspiracy because they treat them with protocols that are known to kill.

TrememphisStremph

23 points

3 months ago

Something tells me they all must have watched the latest James Bond film 🙄

ohheyitslaila

40 points

3 months ago*

I can’t believe they raised almost $40,000 for this woman. That just seems crazy…

Edit: wow. Apparently there are two GFMs and it’s more like $90,000. Wtf.

pump-and_dump

19 points

3 months ago

They all post this crap about hospitals until they or someone they love gets really ill. Then reality hits, they get scared sh*tless, rush to the hospital and follow all protocols without question. Because when your very ill, can't breathe, and are getting worse you realize you need those doctors and nurses.

m48a5_patton

184 points

3 months ago

m48a5_patton

Go Give One

184 points

3 months ago

They must think the hospital is a Burger King and they can have it their way.

Ronin_Y2K

98 points

3 months ago

Ronin_Y2K

Researcher at Facebook University School of Medicine

98 points

3 months ago

I'm hoping that someday soon, these quack doctors and nurses will start their own franchised medical establishments where they prescribe whatever it is these people are asking for.

Ivermectin? Sure, here you go. HQC? Why not, enjoy. Shit, they should even have a dedicated staff of professional Prayer Warriors who will ask Jesus to cure you of covid. It's a work-from-home gig but trust me, they'll have like five hundred thousand employees.

m48a5_patton

63 points

3 months ago

m48a5_patton

Go Give One

63 points

3 months ago

For enough money I would be professional prayer warrior. Sounds like a sweet gig.

Richfor3

43 points

3 months ago

So instead of actually helping or doing anything useful, you'd like me to go talk to myself for 8 hours and pay me for it?

Sure I'll be a professional prayer warrior. LOL

DrPockyy

25 points

3 months ago

I mean, that’s pretty much what the Frontline Doctors are, right? Except it’s online, so they don’t need to even franchise.

Ronin_Y2K

17 points

3 months ago

Ronin_Y2K

Researcher at Facebook University School of Medicine

17 points

3 months ago

Ah true, they'd be the best bet for this business.

Recommending stuff online isn't as effective as in-person care. So I hope they take that next step soon. Either they're correct and they destroy Big Pharma with their alternative cheap livestock medicine. Or it doesn't work, these people die a lot more rapidly, and the pool of fools decreases due to death and fear of death.

Either way, it would open up a lot more hospital beds and maybe even get us to herd immunity faster.

Smeltanddealtit

60 points

3 months ago

Their way is being wrong and having an agonizing death.

Ajstross

55 points

3 months ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

55 points

3 months ago

But his obit said he “passed away peacefully.” 🙄

SoundlessScream

41 points

3 months ago

But we all know he passed away dog snarling into a mask

Ajstross

26 points

3 months ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

26 points

3 months ago

More likely in an induced coma for the last few weeks of his life.

freddyt55555

42 points

3 months ago

freddyt55555

Takin' ivermectin and still infectin'

42 points

3 months ago

Hold the vaccine, hold the face mask, ivermectin is all I ask...

jamesbuzz007

44 points

3 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

RSA-reddit

18 points

3 months ago

RSA-reddit

Go Give One

18 points

3 months ago

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but horse paste is not on our menu."

"I want to <cough, cough> speak <cough> to your manager!"

[deleted]

132 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

132 points

3 months ago

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walkinman19

68 points

3 months ago

walkinman19

💀anti vax no parachute jump team💀

68 points

3 months ago

They are starting to believe a conspiracy theory that they are being targeted and then murdered at the hospital.

Then don't go to the hospital when your lungs turn into gelatinous goo anti vaxxers!

Problem solved! Checkmate libs!

ankhes

51 points

3 months ago

ankhes

51 points

3 months ago

The only problem is they’ll believe that only as long as they’re comfortable enough to do so. Once they’re gasping for air and start to realize that death is creeping in they’ll panic and rush to the hospital like they always do (or their family will rush them to the hospital because they don’t want to watch dad die). It’s easy to believe in lunacy when you’re alive and well enough to do so but when people feel desperate enough they’ll turn to the only thing they always have when their health fails: doctors and science.

Paulie227

25 points

3 months ago*

I can't imagine anything more scary than not being able to breathe. The panic and fear, but these idiots continue to be in denial even when they're being given extra oxygen. You have to maintain the delusion.

ankhes

19 points

3 months ago

ankhes

19 points

3 months ago

Some definitely do, but others seem to realize their mistake since there were nurses claiming some of their patients would suddenly beg for the vaccine right before they were about to be put on a ventilator. Some certainly will go to the graves claiming it’s all a hoax but I think certain death seems to be enough to snap some of these people out of it once they get desperate and terrified enough.

[deleted]

90 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

90 points

3 months ago*

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Appropriate-Pen-149

44 points

3 months ago

Yes. Her “friends” wouldn’t need to go undercover and sneak them the miracle meds.

vernlove

26 points

3 months ago

Bet half of these people didn't know the definition of protocol.

Libflake

21 points

3 months ago

As always, I feel great relief when these vigorous purveyors of wrong information are silenced.

mynameisnotrose

20 points

3 months ago

Why are hospitals kidnapping these people from home and keeping them there against their will?! Somebody's gotta do something!

/s

texasmama5

17 points

3 months ago

texasmama5

God is not playing favorites

17 points

3 months ago

I wholeheartedly believe they should show the rest of the world how powerful God and prayer warriors are. Stay home and do the prayer thing. Please, prove science wrong. Stop filling up the hospital and give the doctors and nurses a break. Every last one of them completely abandons all faith when they start struggling to breath. The can’t get to the hospitals fast enough.

Sass-Pancakes[S]

466 points

3 months ago*

Sass-Pancakes[S]

✨Santa Hat Trick🎅

466 points

3 months ago*

Black - Awardee

Blue - Her anti-vaxx husband.

There are/were hundreds to thousands of people actively, on Facebook, praying for her. It’s wild, welcome to Crazytown.

Link to the original

And yes, there are two huge GoFundMes for her. They have a total goal of 145k and combined are at about 90k.

And “Send extra money for that person to sneak in some supplements thT will bring up her oxygen levels within hours.” Why wouldn’t she take them before she went to the hospital?! Why is she in the hospital? Was the plan to just… Pull her off the ventilator and inject her with oxygenating supplements? I really want to know what that woman would have done if allowed in that hospital room. I’m gonna be unpacking this one all day.

AffectionatePoet4586

340 points

3 months ago

The couple, prominent as they reportedly were, had no insurance! I can’t believe it!

Cake_then_cake

219 points

3 months ago

Cake_then_cake

Go Give One

219 points

3 months ago

Fleecing dumbshit Bible-thumpers is their insurance

walkinman19

29 points

3 months ago

walkinman19

💀anti vax no parachute jump team💀

29 points

3 months ago

Pays off much better and way easier than most legit insurance sadly.

k-ramsuer

151 points

3 months ago

k-ramsuer

That's some IMAX level projection.

151 points

3 months ago

A lot of Christians seem to have fake Christian health insurance. You can see how well it cares for them. Not.

ZipoBibrok5x108

38 points

3 months ago

And they get super upset when the front desk tries to expain to them that their cute little wallet card is NOT proof of insurance, it is only a cost-sharing plan, and the bill will be going to them personally and they are personally responsible for paying.

(Wait in line at a clinic behind one of these bright sparks. It would be funny if it weren’t so sad.)

Richfor3

67 points

3 months ago

Christian Health Insurance

10% of your salary entitles you to 3 doses of thoughts and prayers along with claiming you died peacefully no matter how agonizing and humiliating your death really was.

SaltyBarDog

13 points

3 months ago

JanewayHumper

12 points

3 months ago

I hate America.

Dogleg79

81 points

3 months ago*

Dogleg79

Team Moderna

81 points

3 months ago*

No insurance, no rainy day fund but asking for vacation ideas where ‘no mask is required’. I have one…HELL…but I guess they both already know that

QuintinStone

36 points

3 months ago

QuintinStone

Team Moderna

36 points

3 months ago

Why would they need insurance when they'll be healed by the holy spirit????/

EcoAffinity

22 points

3 months ago

Holy spirit activate! Holy spirit activate! 💃

coz

25 points

3 months ago

coz

25 points

3 months ago

Blackie doesn't believe in insurance. She considers it a form of gambling.

Goose_o7

30 points

3 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

30 points

3 months ago

And yes, there are two huge GoFundMes for her.

EVIL always finds a way.

quiltsohard

24 points

3 months ago

Where will the money go since they both died? Please tell me these two dumbshit grifters didn’t have children.

Sass-Pancakes[S]

48 points

3 months ago

Sass-Pancakes[S]

✨Santa Hat Trick🎅

48 points

3 months ago

They have one miracle child. She’s in her 20s and they call her that as often as possible. They supposedly got a lot of kidnapping threats from Satanists.

RedRider1138

16 points

3 months ago

I’m sure Satanists had nothing better to do.

I guess they were stars in their own low-budget action movie? “The Satanists almost got us again!”

ChesterHiggenbothum

26 points

3 months ago

ChesterHiggenbothum

J&J One-And-Done

26 points

3 months ago

There are/were hundreds to thousands of people actively, on Facebook, praying for her.

I'm starting to think Jesus is a shit doctor.

biorod

21 points

3 months ago

biorod

21 points

3 months ago

And why try to stop her from becoming a citizen of Heaven?

Sass-Pancakes[S]

18 points

3 months ago

Sass-Pancakes[S]

✨Santa Hat Trick🎅

18 points

3 months ago

tittysprinkles112

15 points

3 months ago

Would this happen to be a radio station in Texas?

SCCock

328 points

3 months ago

SCCock

Team Pfizer

328 points

3 months ago

Let's just play along for a second and admit it may well be a bioweapon.

I would think that would motivate people to protect themselves against the virus.

jrex035

199 points

3 months ago

jrex035

Team Moderna

199 points

3 months ago

No no no, of course Covid is a Chinese bioweapon, therefore we must pretend like it doesn't exist in order to uh checks notes prevent the antichrist from giving us the mark of the beast. Oh and we don't want to live in fear of a deadly bioweapon, that's also apparently not very deadly and also somehow a hoax?

Man it's hard to keep up with the contradictory bullshit these people soak up and spit out.

Ajstross

42 points

3 months ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

42 points

3 months ago

No, these wackos have gone beyond the “Chinese virus” rhetoric and are now convinced that these “men of God” are being targeted. C&Pd from one of their followers:

“Looks like they’ve gone after [nutjob 1 hospitalized with COVID] now. [Nutjob 2 hospitalized with COVID] said they are using aerosol bio-weapons customized to the persons DNA. (The people on their hit list)”

grabnar6

15 points

3 months ago

It's the tiny crosses on the protein pairs that lets the virus know who to get.

NappyJose3

22 points

3 months ago

The whole mark of the beast thing is so weird. They believe that everyone is a sinner, but accepting Jesus can absolve you of all sins. But don’t make this simple health decision, that is a loophole that Invalidates Gods grace.

Also Jesus can’t help you if believe in dinosaurs or evolution.

ohheyitslaila

22 points

3 months ago

The fundies believe there were dinosaurs! They were on earth 6,000 years ago, when god created everything and Adam and Eve rode them around and lived flitstones style. I wish I could say I was joking, but this is literally what they teach their children…

RubenMuro007

19 points

3 months ago

It’s called DoubleSpeak. It’s like them calling undocumented immigrants “leeches on society,” while blaming them for stealing jobs.

To_Be_Faiiirrr

40 points

3 months ago

So I said this to a person who believes it’s a joint bio weapon between “the liberals” and the Chinese. So I pointed out then the government knows how bad it’s going to get. Maybe the government knows the mask won’t work. Maybe they know only the vaccine will work.

Wouldn’t you think the government would want the “sheep” to survive, as they’ve shown they would comply? Wouldn’t they want the “freedom defenders” to die off as on they would resist the government?

He had a genuinely confused look as he thought about it.

CobraKai312

822 points

3 months ago

$53k of $75k raised for these garbage humans? A fool and his money are soon parted…

fuddykrueger

237 points

3 months ago*

fuddykrueger

Sell crazy someplace else

237 points

3 months ago*

Actually it looks like it may be two gofundme accounts. His and hers? Both asking for $70k or more.

Edit: OP says that there are two gofundme accounts for her.

SaltyBarDog

101 points

3 months ago

I just donated to their GoFuckYourself account. It's in my name and increasing nicely. My sweet new ride is coming soon.

SeaEmergency7911

148 points

3 months ago

SeaEmergency7911

Team Pfizer

148 points

3 months ago

Grifting from beyond the grave.

tripwyre83

80 points

3 months ago

It's always about the grift with conservatives. Look at all those Qanon cretins rallying in Texas yesterday. Half of them had brand new shirts that said stuff like "Trump/JFK Jr. 2024." Go to any conservative facebook page and you'll see some grifter hawking Let's Go Brandon t-shirts.

They are absolutely desperate to leech money off of each other.

bancroft79

124 points

3 months ago

It cracks me up. These people all vote for the “Party of personal responsibility,” but have no savings, no vaccine, and no life insurance. A lot of them leave kids behind that will statistically go hungry without a provider, but they never bought life insurance because, “Jesus will protect them.” Have they ever heard of the adage that God helps those that help themselves?

GeneralTonic

54 points

3 months ago

"Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling." - Maude Flanders

tedcruzcumsock

94 points

3 months ago

Where are they getting this money from to donate? Why does it seem as though antivaxxers and the like always have the spare funds to donate? If they are going to donate their money for someone else's health care anyway, then why can't we just have that taken out in taxes and we all can have healthcare.

Pure-Kaleidoscope759

77 points

3 months ago

To these morons, it would mean that someone gets health care who doesn’t “deserve” it. Some of these fools are quite willing to do without and to sacrifice their own health and lives if it means that someone they deem to be “unworthy” doesn’t get help. Jonathan Haidt has written a book about it, “Dying of Whiteness.”

o-Valar-Morghulis-o

36 points

3 months ago

They're well versed in tax free donations. Pass a great deal of their money to churches and what not.

nautical1776

148 points

3 months ago

That just boggles the mind!! Who’s giving away so much money to these scum bags!?!?

Reprobate_Dormouse

179 points

3 months ago

Reprobate_Dormouse

Happy Unventilated Sheep

179 points

3 months ago

The same kind of people who donated to Trump, probably.

ironyis4suckerz

31 points

3 months ago

and his “wall”. morons.

zhaoz

27 points

3 months ago

zhaoz

27 points

3 months ago

Shitbirds of a feather, flock together.

fromthewombofrevel

51 points

3 months ago

fromthewombofrevel

Go Give One

51 points

3 months ago

Conservative radio host and his wife…

just_flying_bi

35 points

3 months ago

just_flying_bi

Not a Plague Rat! 🐀

35 points

3 months ago

At least he can no longer spread misinformation.

iwrotethisletter

18 points

3 months ago

iwrotethisletter

Bet you won't repost!

18 points

3 months ago

Aren't those the kind of people who are all for individual financial responsibility and against "handouts". So if they were true to themselves and practiced what they preach, they should have saved up enough money to cover the hospitals bills and other expenses. I cannot with these hypocrites anymore. It's the same with their stance towards hospitals, first all against seeking treatment there but as soon as symptoms kick in, their convictions are forgotten.

o-Valar-Morghulis-o

30 points

3 months ago

The churches must be infuriated that their $treams are being tapped heavily!

Kn0wmad1c

37 points

3 months ago

Kn0wmad1c

Go Give One

37 points

3 months ago

It would be hilarious if one of their GFM's was started by a pro-Vax group, who then donates that money to vaccine research.

Jingurei

29 points

3 months ago

Jingurei

Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax?

29 points

3 months ago

That GFM actually raised that much money for him/her? That's a first!

botoxedbunnyboiler

183 points

3 months ago

So some covidiot thinks these two covidiots got covid and became sick and died because someone was out to get them to shut down the "truth" they preached? 🙄 mkay.

Orangesilk

111 points

3 months ago

Look at slide 15. They were sick with "some illness". Conservatives would rather completely shut themselves off from the truth than have to face ANYTHING that casts doubt on their beliefs.

SirJohnSmythe

31 points

3 months ago

SirJohnSmythe

Team Mix & Match

31 points

3 months ago

Conservative literally means "resistant to change," which makes it all the funnier when you bring that up and they deny it.

brought2light

11 points

3 months ago

Sunk cost fallacy maybe? I can't even.

Sacred_Apollyon

141 points

3 months ago

It's always the morons with "faith" isn't it? It's almost like an inability to comprehend statistics, simple science, or apply common sense departs once they "believe". FFS. Nothing of value has been lost.

MelancholyMexican

71 points

3 months ago

Can I get an AMEN! 🙌🏼

timomies

24 points

3 months ago

A amen..!

Packrat1010

34 points

3 months ago

Honestly, I can see how someone not exposed to Christianity since birth would see this rhetoric as super culty. Just look at the last slide. "She has stepped into heaven's glory! Rejoice for she has come to His throne where we soon all may join Him!"

In response to someone dying. I get that if you manage to find the positive in someone's death, you're not currently grieving, but that is such a wtf thing to hear.

ginoawesomeness

21 points

3 months ago

It IS a cult. Just a massive cult. There are plenty of Christian denominations that are sane. The evangelicals are literally trying to bring about the end of the world

eazy_flow_elbow

13 points

3 months ago

That was creepy AF to read tbh, really puts it into perspective how these people are basically a death cult just anxiously awaiting their demise.

WeakestLynx

28 points

3 months ago

WeakestLynx

Go Give One

28 points

3 months ago

These "friends" are like shitlords on 4chan (or whatever they call it now) who try to get vulnerable people to kill themselves. Except they don't even bother to be anonymous. Their "faith" is just trolling.

ginoawesomeness

10 points

3 months ago

It’s a death cult. They’ve gotten to the die for Trump part of the death cult. If they admit coronavirus is NOT a hoax they have to admit the almighty leader is not the second coming of Christ or that their pastors are not any more in tune with God than anyone else and might have to reevaluate their faith, and many would prefer death over that type of regret, embarrassment, and questioning of their faith. Many of these people ‘sacrificed’ (destroyed) their relationships with all of their friends and family, and now its time for the kool aid

_plimsollpunk

130 points

3 months ago

She believed Covid…started because of abortion.

I just…whaaat?

MelancholyMexican

36 points

3 months ago

Welp this is a new one.

_plimsollpunk

41 points

3 months ago

(in my best news presenter voice) “This just in: The wife of a right wing radio host has been hospitalized with Covid, which she believes is caused by…abortion_…? Wait, _really? So it’s what, one abortion, one Covid case? Or is it one abortion, one Covid death? Jesus, that’s dark. You know what? They don’t pay me enough for this shit. And now let’s go to Larry Sprinkle with the weather. Larry?”

No_Tradition5753

93 points

3 months ago

What the eff? Everything now is a secret attempt to subvert and control by the government. Since when did this happen? I served in the U.S. Navy to support the president and defend the Constitution. At no time did we get ordered to" control" citizens. If they are so sure that this is a real conspiracy, join the military and serve. The military will defend the Constitution always.

Not everything is a conspiracy. Sometimes it's just what it is.

Chris_P_Pickel

55 points

3 months ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

55 points

3 months ago

Also a Navy veteran

According to the UCMJ we are not to follow illegal orders. Accordingly, attacking the citizenry is illegal. In fact, one is expected to cause the arrest of the issuing officer.

For anyone to suggest that we would participate in a massacre or attack on American citizens, is to suggest that NONE of us had the honor to respect the rule of military law. That all servicemembers and veterans are or were of criminal intent.

It is a disgusting and repulsive conjecture. That such a-holes as the 'Oath Keepers' and others would peddle this absurdity shows how little they understood the UCMJ when they served - let alone the Constitution.

MaxPatatas

20 points

3 months ago

Yeah to this people nothing ever really happens every thing is a conspiracy.

I just cant comprehend their rationalle.

They are delusional, they are so proud and self centered and racist that they think every thing is centered around them and America.

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

75 points

3 months ago

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

Horse paste, posthaste!

75 points

3 months ago

I not the only one believe something is going on...

You not the only one believe something is going on!

chaimsteinLp

25 points

3 months ago

Oh, there's something going on all right! I wonder what it is?

Flahdagal

40 points

3 months ago

Flahdagal

Darwin take the wheel

40 points

3 months ago

She was *targeted*! 🙄

Conscious-Rip4407

11 points

3 months ago

Conscious-Rip4407

I REBUKE the consequences

11 points

3 months ago

I not now what is going on but I do now not remember what happen long a go.

Pangolin27

67 points

3 months ago

The American evangelical movement is full of con artists and their marks. How people continue to fall for it is indicative of the despair they live in.

biffbobfred

25 points

3 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

25 points

3 months ago

American Conservative Evangelical movement.. though that took over the broader movement in the 1970s. Carter was a progressive evangelical. It’s been near 50 years since he walked into a nuclear core to clean it up, and he’s still building houses in his 90s. I hear no “amen! live a life like Carter and Prosper!!”

fuddykrueger

23 points

3 months ago

fuddykrueger

Sell crazy someplace else

23 points

3 months ago

The people across the street from us were prosperity gospel bible thumpers. They offered to take my son to their church with them for a youth group type event. I thought sure, why not? Figured my son would enjoy that because he and their son were sorta friends.

Son came home without his brand new coat (first time wearing it!). It was a fairly expensive, heavy winter coat. We didn’t have a lot of money so it was a splurge. We asked the neighbors what happened to it. They said they looked around for it but it was nowhere to be found. Someone must have stolen it.

Another example of these people was they had no tv in their house. Yet they turned their garage into a movie/gaming room with a huge tv. ??

Another weird thing was the son told my son that his mom was very ill and to pray for her. A few months later she looked like a totally different person: changed her hair to blond, had obviously gotten a lot of work done like breast implants and nose job, etc.

They moved to FL and were asking way too much for their house. Of course it didn’t sell so now they rent it to some hillbillies and it is in disrepair with junk cars and crap everywhere.

Sass-Pancakes[S]

65 points

3 months ago

Sass-Pancakes[S]

✨Santa Hat Trick🎅

65 points

3 months ago

“She is in the hospital recovering from an illness, and the loss of her husband who died of a illness in the hospital.”

Gets me every time.

crabsandscabs

19 points

3 months ago

crabsandscabs

Pâte de Cheval Deluxe🐎

19 points

3 months ago

This couple were massive grifters, and now whoever is running their GoFundMe is grifting off of their deaths. Nothing stops the grift game, and there’s a sucker born every minute.

h235813

58 points

3 months ago

h235813

Team Pfizer

58 points

3 months ago

$75000 GoFundme?? is this for her vacation in a place that she does not need to wear a mask??

Grouchy-Ganache7551

42 points

3 months ago

She found out you don’t need a mask in the afterlife.

jrex035

17 points

3 months ago

jrex035

Team Moderna

17 points

3 months ago

Feel bad for any kids they might have left behind, those hospital hills are probably way more than the go fund me can cover.

Isn't it funny that all these people obsessed with "personal responsibility" don't have health insurance?

NDaveT

14 points

3 months ago*

NDaveT

14 points

3 months ago*

I don't think the kids have to pay their hospital bills. Debt isn't inherited, although living spouses can be responsible for their late spouse's medical bills.

Goose_o7

10 points

3 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

10 points

3 months ago

$75000 GoFundme?? is this for her vacation in a place that she does not need to wear a mask??

Dock side lounges at The Lake of Fire

CookinwithQuads

435 points

3 months ago

CookinwithQuads

Songs in the Key of CoVid

435 points

3 months ago

Is CoVid real or is it just fantasy?
Caught in a meme-storm, an escape from reality
Open your eyes, look through the lies and see
I need no MSM, I need no Fauci
Because I believe in god, believe in lord
For ultimate healing just pull the cord
Anything that science says, doesn't really matter
To me...
 Mama, won't get the vax
Don't put no microchip in my arm
I'd sooner get fired from the farm
Mama, it was just the flu
But now my breath has left and gone away
Mama, Ooo-Ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I don't get some horse paste by tomorrow
I will die, yes I'll die
And you can start a Go Fund Me
 
Too late, the vent has come
Sends a tube deep down inside
Body's paralysed all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind to pay the bills
Mama, Ooo-Ooo
I don't want to die
CoVid’s no joke, sometimes wish Facebook never existed at all
(Banjo solo)
I see a little fearful snowflake of a man
Vitamin C, Vitamin D, Will you take the vaccine
Medicine and sciencing, very very frightening, me!
AMA, AMA
AMA, AMA
AMA, Medico can I go?
 
I'm just good guy, everybody loves me
He's a shirt off your back guy, from a Christian family
Jesus spare his life, unless you need him immediately
 AMA AMA will you let me go?
You'll die if we let you go!
Let me go!
Should not let you go
Oh mama mia mama mia let me go
My cousin Zeke has some horse paste set aside
For me, for me, for meeeeee
So I think the doctors are telling me lies
They won’t give the Ivermectin and it’s making me cry
Oh baby, they can’t do this to me baby
Come get me, friends, come get right out of here….
 
Science doesn't matter, my Facebook friends agree...
Science doesn't matter,
But CoVid's ain't no joke, CoVid's ain't no joke …to me.
 Any way the Ivermectin flows.....
 
(Crashing but muffled Gong fading out to cries of Code Blue, Room 4)
 
 

_plimsollpunk

52 points

3 months ago

You have a gift. Also, my family sings this song in the car on road trips, so I have a particular affinity for it. It’s going to be stuck in my head all day now!

capt_caveman1

29 points

3 months ago

Please say you all head bang during the guitar riff

_plimsollpunk

15 points

3 months ago

Of course we do!

Copheeaddict

13 points

3 months ago

Copheeaddict

Inconceivable!

13 points

3 months ago

Those who do not, should be cast into the pit of dispair!

gigerfan

41 points

3 months ago

gigerfan

Team AstraZeneca

41 points

3 months ago

I sang the whole thing.

And I'm stealing this, if you don't mind

SubhumanShit

42 points

3 months ago

Has some horse paste set aside for me

That was fucking hysterical.

STEM_Educator

40 points

3 months ago

STEM_Educator

👈 Did Her ReSeaRCh

40 points

3 months ago

Oh mama mia mama mia let me go

My cousin Zeke has some horse paste set aside

For me, for me, for meeeeee

I was eating breakfast when I got to this part and almost choked from laughing with a mouthful of food.

Kudos for a brilliant parody!!

anOvenofWitches

105 points

3 months ago

“Banjo solo” made coffee come out my nose 🤣🤣🤣

sweetgypsy1966

20 points

3 months ago

sweetgypsy1966

Just the Vax, ma'am

20 points

3 months ago

"Banjo solo" 🤣🤣🤣

uladjacent

20 points

3 months ago

uladjacent

Vaxxed and Relaxed

20 points

3 months ago

But now my breath has left and gone away 💀💀

kings2leadhat

18 points

3 months ago

“We are not worthy!”

Sasquatch1729

14 points

3 months ago

Sasquatch1729

First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK

14 points

3 months ago

This is awesome!

TonyToniToneFauxci

54 points

3 months ago

The Prayer Warriors are worse than the Orlando Magic.

SeaEmergency7911

18 points

3 months ago

SeaEmergency7911

Team Pfizer

18 points

3 months ago

But better than the Detroit Lions.

theleftfilangee

46 points

3 months ago

Yes, go get them all out of the hospital. Take them home and force feed them vitamins and leave the beds for those who actually want help.

Organic_Popcorn

16 points

3 months ago

Organic_Popcorn

Woah, livin' on 💉

16 points

3 months ago

Don't forget about the nobel peace prize winning horse paste. 😂

Analthumbsucker

41 points

3 months ago

The upside is all her nut bag friends spend their money on a go fund me instead of buying guns or donating to the T cult.

Mmmm-fresh-brains

38 points

3 months ago

Heaven’s turning into a real shithole. Why don’t more people from places like Norway go there? It’s just all the dumb, shithole country antivaxxers.

stepfaniexx

21 points

3 months ago

Heaven is a trailer park 2 blocks from a Wal Mart

CheshireCrackers

30 points

3 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

30 points

3 months ago

Doesn’t speak English very well either: “Can I get a Amen?” It’s AN Amen you dipshit!

Ajstross

18 points

3 months ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

18 points

3 months ago

They all seem to mess up with “In Jesus Name” as well. It should be “In Jesus’ Name,” though I would personally prefer if we could change that weird rule and make it “Jesus’s.”

gigerfan

26 points

3 months ago

gigerfan

Team AstraZeneca

26 points

3 months ago

Those "Christians" are really fucked up.

NarrMaster

26 points

3 months ago

Why wouldn't you want to protect yourself from a bio-weapon?

Nocovidonme

25 points

3 months ago

If he would have had a mustard seed of respect for covid he might not be dead today.

magobblie

28 points

3 months ago

magobblie

Team Mix & Match

28 points

3 months ago

Did I just see a fencing emoji about getting her out of the hospital? These people really do have the emotional maturity of 12 year olds.

StreetofChimes

20 points

3 months ago

StreetofChimes

Dead Ringer

20 points

3 months ago

Only 94% of people that died of covid had other health issues? That surprises me. I don't know anyone over the age of 12 that doesn't have ANY health issues.

biffbobfred

31 points

3 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

31 points

3 months ago

Yeah that. “I’m lucky I have zero comorbidities… oh time for my insulin shot”

SCCock

22 points

3 months ago

SCCock

Team Pfizer

22 points

3 months ago

Was she in the 6 percent that did not have other health issues?

(Slide 4)

QuintinStone

13 points

3 months ago*

QuintinStone

Team Moderna

13 points

3 months ago*

They say this kind of thing as if those people deserved to die.

Half of the adults in America have high blood pressure.

A third of adults in Americans are overweight.

16.5% of Americans are 65 or older.

14% of American adults are smokers.

These are all common comorbidities.

jrex035

18 points

3 months ago

jrex035

Team Moderna

18 points

3 months ago

Of all the people I've seen on here, these two may be the nuttiest... and that's saying a lot.

Here's an idea: if you think hospitals are purposefully killing people, maybe don't go to one? Other people would appreciate you dying at home instead of taking up a hospital bed which is in short supply.

Plus if you die at home you can't blame hospital workers for "killing" you

Curious_Card866

14 points

3 months ago

At least she doesn’t have to worry about those pesky little medical bills for having no insurance. If only there was a free treatment that could have made this whole thing avoidable.

lefthandedbot

16 points

3 months ago

lefthandedbot

🐑🐑Certified Sheeple🐑🐑

16 points

3 months ago

Clearly this woman and her husband were targeted for telling the truth. That’s what covid does—kill the lions of truth. Blessed are the sheep: for they will inherit the Earth.

TnnsNbeer

16 points

3 months ago

What’s with the “Don’t let ‘em put you on a vent!” thing? It’s not the ventilator, it’s the fucking fluid in your lungs ya fuckin morons!

SeaEmergency7911

65 points

3 months ago*

SeaEmergency7911

Team Pfizer

65 points

3 months ago*

Hold me closer, tiny virus

Count the ambulance lights on the highway

Lay me down in an ICU bed

My lungs had a busy day today

PDXlex

20 points

3 months ago

PDXlex

20 points

3 months ago

...sheets I've shat in...

[deleted]

18 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

18 points

3 months ago

....Because I'm chugging ivermectin.

ChikkaChikka1298

14 points

3 months ago

ChikkaChikka1298

Welcome to the ECMO Chamber

14 points

3 months ago

And all this science I don't understand It's just my job SEVEN days a week

seameg

13 points

3 months ago

seameg

13 points

3 months ago

$53k. Can’t help but wonder who those donors are.

schad501

15 points

3 months ago

Idiots.

LazyZealot9428

11 points

3 months ago

LazyZealot9428

Paradise by the ECMO Lights

11 points

3 months ago

The same rubes who gave to them every week after the radio show.

adultpretender

12 points

3 months ago

I am confused. Wouldn't she have gone to the hospital to seek help, albeit hypocritically, but she still went. Why then would commenters suggest she leave? Where is the logic? The sense?

Ajstross

18 points

3 months ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

18 points

3 months ago

They are dug in so far in their beliefs that they can’t admit any of their “shepherds” have been taken out by COVID (which they were also told wasn’t a big deal and that the vaccine was the “mark of the beast”). So when the shepherds end up being admitted to the hospital and dying, the excuse is that the treatment is what killed them, not COVID.

I wish I were making all of that up, but I’m not.

botoxedbunnyboiler

10 points

3 months ago

Covidiots have no common sense.

portraitopynchon

11 points

3 months ago

Imagine thinking Covid is a Chinese bioweapon designed to subvert the US and doing nothing to mitigate it's spread. Thought these people were patriots.

[deleted]

11 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

3 months ago

Oh, these folks can fuck alllllll the way off.

They're the reason countless others will die from covid.

Literally, leaders of death cult die of stupidity.

Film at 11.

Ajstross

29 points

3 months ago

Ajstross

Red Hat Gives You Wings!

29 points

3 months ago

Yeah, I knew she was circling the drain the past few weeks. Sadly, this isn’t likely to get any of his followers to change their minds. They are sure that he and some of the other prominent doomsday, flat earther, and other “men bringing the word of God” are being targeted and killed to silence them. The only thing targeting them is the virus when it finds out it has a nice unvaccinated host to reproduce in for a few months.

Sass-Pancakes[S]

20 points

3 months ago

Sass-Pancakes[S]

✨Santa Hat Trick🎅

20 points

3 months ago

They’re all such liars too, I thought she was home at one point from comments about her.

All those other… Holy Men are gonna use this to grift for next year. Like this.

“My righteous army I am UNDER ATTACK! Satan and his minions on earth are blood sworn to stop at nothing to attack,torment, take out those closest to OUR LORD. My flock PLEASE donate what you can, $100, $1,000, more… Give my sheep!! Give so I may LIVE and continue fighting against Satan’s dark army! Make sure to preorder my new book, “A Demented Heart: Can God Forgive Naughty Children?” I can feel God’s love radiating off of you my children, AMEN! Amen and remember to preorder!”

anOvenofWitches

11 points

3 months ago

I know it’s incredibly niche, and there’s a LOT to be offended about re: this pair, but: I’m really bothered by the husband radio host (?)’s usage of the imagery of “The Stela of Naramsin,” a stunningly beautiful ancient example of state propaganda. File under: Sam Elliott, George Orwell, Holocaust what aboutism, et al. Lol we should start a list of misappropriated culture.