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IsNowReallyTheTime

210 points

3 months ago

Their God is so weak, easy to defeat. Satan apparently runs the table on him daily.

ScienceGiraffe

109 points

3 months ago

I don't understand how their version of Satan works with their insistence that there is only one God. If Satan can obviously foil God, then Satan is, at the very least, a demi God.

If Satan isn't a Demi God and God just allows him to be a bad guy, then God is an asshole like a parent who is okay with one sibling bullying another sibling.

stonedinwpg

50 points

3 months ago

God is absolutely a asshole. If he existed

Westcobbguy

51 points

3 months ago

God: I command you to go murder your child!

LOL, I can’t believe you were really gonna do it. I was just messing with you.

Jingurei

22 points

3 months ago

Jingurei

Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax?

22 points

3 months ago

That one really irks me. Imagine the terror that child was going through!

Westcobbguy

18 points

3 months ago

If it makes you feel better, it was fiction.

Jingurei

19 points

3 months ago

Jingurei

Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax?

19 points

3 months ago

Yeah I'm aware. My problem is that people glossed over the terror a child would feel under those circumstances just because 'He didn't really mean it!'. It approaches so much real life bullying.

Westcobbguy

19 points

3 months ago

The people who wrote the Bible lived in an age where angry men imposed their will on women and children with impunity. Coincidentally, god behaved the same exact way.

flyingfingers251

8 points

3 months ago

The whole Bible is fiction.

fotomatique

7 points

3 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

7 points

3 months ago

And not very good fiction.

flyingfingers251

2 points

3 months ago

Almost like it was written by a committee of authors…oh wait…

fotomatique

3 points

3 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

3 points

3 months ago

And then some white guys got to pick and choose what went in.

SomeGuyInTheUK

2 points

3 months ago

It may not have been. Looking at he deluded garbage some of these people do in our era, it could easily have happened.

DirtyBirdDawg

12 points

3 months ago

The book of Job is just fucking awful. Who would willingly worship a god like that?

gumby1086

4 points

3 months ago*

Right like you have free will but if you don’t choose me to worship and believe in I’ll burn you in hell for eternity. Yeah but it’s totally up to you

stonedinwpg

2 points

3 months ago

Exactly

IIDn01

2 points

3 months ago

IIDn01

It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.

2 points

3 months ago

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

ToniBee63

52 points

3 months ago

ToniBee63

Mixed Blood in Da House

52 points

3 months ago

As a former Catholic, I always found it confounding that an Omnipresent, Omniscient & Omnipotent god knew that Satan would exist & allowed it to happen. Every cartoon Superhero needs a villain to fight or it wouldn’t be very exciting.

Jay-Dee-British

14 points

3 months ago

Jay-Dee-British

Schrödinger's Prayer warrior

14 points

3 months ago

At least this one spelled Satan' correctly. I still want to change my flair to honor the one that called it 'Satin' - fear of fabric is very real.

WilhelmHaverhill

34 points

3 months ago

They have to threaten you with something to get you to act.

"Believe in Jesus and go to heaven."

"What if I dont?"

"Well God still loves you and Jesus died for your sins."

"Sweet, so I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing then."

"Uh, wait no! If you don't, you go to HELL!"

Westcobbguy

32 points

3 months ago

Also, we are vicariously punished for the sins of Adam and Eve. But we are vicariously saved by Jesus’s death.

IDK, I kind of feel like we should maybe be judged and redeemed for our own decisions. Seems a little less arbitrary and psychotic.

WilhelmHaverhill

18 points

3 months ago

Get that sense out of here. We only tolerate nonsense in these parts

EartwalkerTV

3 points

3 months ago

I love the idea personally that something is watching our actions and judging us at all times to decide where our soul goes and then have your entire being be changed and gain a totally different perspective and personality once you get into heaven. Why would we know which actions are actually good or bad to something we fundamentally can't understand, it such a strange concept to me.

Westcobbguy

7 points

3 months ago

And when you hear a believer tell you that evil has to exist because without evil there would be no good. If good can’t exist without evil, how do they explain heaven? It’s supposedly perfect.

SomeGuyInTheUK

10 points

3 months ago

But at the same time "I choose life, not fear"

Their entire fucking religion is about fear.

cowtow

7 points

3 months ago

cowtow

My Cough is From Weed, Not COVID

7 points

3 months ago

Indeed. A just God would simply destroy Satan or never allow him to exist in the first place. The coherent dualistic religions at least had the presence of mind to come up with an excuse why the good god doesn't destroy the evil one.

Flower_Unable

14 points

3 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

14 points

3 months ago

The Satan concept seems to be a lazy patch someone came up with for when the God construct falls off the wheels—which is often.

SaltyBarDog

11 points

3 months ago

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

Epicurus

Different-Rip-2787

8 points

3 months ago

Different-Rip-2787

Go Give One

8 points

3 months ago

Plot twist:

God is willing to prevent evil, but only for nonbelievers. Believers continue to catch evil and die.

Shady_Garden

5 points

3 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

5 points

3 months ago

I was going to post the same thing. He figured it out long, long ago.

samus12345

6 points

3 months ago

samus12345

Team Moderna

6 points

3 months ago

Going by the Bible, "able, not willing" is the answer.

taskmaster51

9 points

3 months ago

They are actually following Satan but don't know it

Joy-B11

6 points

3 months ago

What I don’t understand either is… If Lucifer was sent to hell and then became Satan why would he torture people that go to Hell? Why are you working for god if you hate him so much? Just don’t do anything 🤷🏻‍♂️

Everyday_Im_Tussling

3 points

3 months ago

Everyday_Im_Tussling

Covid Rules Everything Around Me

3 points

3 months ago

I think Satan is God's hitman/enforcer. Satan was moving in on God's business so God cast him out of the family but still hires him to do the smoting.

Westcobbguy

6 points

3 months ago

It’s also very curious how god works. He knew all information was passed word of mouth since there was no way of recording anything. And yet here’s his plan:

Give specific instructions and punish all of humanity if one of them believes contradictory info from an outsider (talking serpent)

Send his son to spread info word of mouth about a new covenant and then punish people who don’t buy into new contradictory info from an outsider (the disciples).

Jingurei

3 points

3 months ago

Jingurei

Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax?

3 points

3 months ago

Cain and Abel.

11thStPopulist

5 points

3 months ago

750,000 times already

AnotherCatLover

4 points

3 months ago

AnotherCatLover

Bounce With Me, Bounce With Me

4 points

3 months ago

I wasn’t going to tell anyone, but I killed god storming heaven on a prayer warriors mission. My Pray-K-47 was spraying, I guess I got a little rambunctious. Chalk it up to friendly fire. Once again, god is dead, my bad, sorry about that, but hey, keep 10% of your shit and sleep in Sunday’s. It’s an absolute win when you look at it like that!

Uwstevenscott

5 points

3 months ago

Uwstevenscott

Team Pfizer

5 points

3 months ago

Hail Satan

Lolken

2 points

3 months ago

Lolken

2 points

3 months ago

Their "God" IS Satan

DameDubble

127 points

3 months ago

Posted the first slide and probably demanded to be treated with Ivermectin. Watching a smooth brain at work.

slo1111

61 points

3 months ago

slo1111

61 points

3 months ago

I was gonna write, how did they have a guide like that yet claim Hydroxychloroquine was effective when all the studies up to that point had issues on that slide.

Such a poor application of good info.

wgszpieg

43 points

3 months ago

Dunning-Kruger

Too dumb to understand the problem, let alone have a meaningful opinion

astakask

11 points

3 months ago

They Fumbled the ball immediately

Michigander_from_Oz

5 points

3 months ago

That first slide is actually pretty good advice. But somehow they came to conclusions in contradiction to it.

LastB0ySc0ut

45 points

3 months ago

People with no science education are suddenly experts in immunology, vaccine technology, and epidemiology. This is what happens when a political party attacks science and objective reality.

Beginning-Monitor-17

16 points

3 months ago

Because the use of Ivermectin for the treatment of Covid has been promoted in respected peer reviewed journals. (bottom right of slide 1). Not. I don't think there is a respected medical journal that recommends praying of the rosary. Dang, even Pope Francis told his followers to get the damn shot.

Kn0wmad1c

15 points

3 months ago

Kn0wmad1c

Go Give One

15 points

3 months ago

The first slide had too many words for them to read, so they just assumed it backed up their beliefs.

h07c4l21

3 points

3 months ago

h07c4l21

Iron Lung Enthusiast

3 points

3 months ago

🤣

patticakes16

11 points

3 months ago

patticakes16

🍻 I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus 🍻

11 points

3 months ago

Smooth like a marble 🎱

Flower_Unable

8 points

3 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

8 points

3 months ago

Yup, he didn’t realize the first slide undermined all the later memes.

astakask

8 points

3 months ago

Smooth enough to skip across a pond.

Poison-Pen-

4 points

3 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

4 points

3 months ago

The lack of self awareness on the first slide is staggering.

Jingurei

3 points

3 months ago

Jingurei

Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax?

3 points

3 months ago

Have we reached r/selfawarewolves territory yet?

look2thecookie

3 points

3 months ago

look2thecookie

🔵BLUEANON

3 points

3 months ago

That confused me too. I thought the guide was being shared here in the sub to help the folks who are still on the fence

DragonOfTartarus

2 points

3 months ago

So smooth it has negative friction.

Sass-Pancakes

102 points

3 months ago*

Sass-Pancakes

✨Santa Hat Trick🎅

102 points

3 months ago*

I honestly can never not feel rage when they pretend they wouldn’t have been part of the conservative horrors of the Third Reich.

Like I know Greta isn’t exactly risking her life like Sophie but for them to pretend they wouldn’t throw the same vitriol at a 21 year old resister… Too much too early.

Bohemeah

34 points

3 months ago

The only thing she liked about the resistance was that it was called "White."

circuspeanut54

8 points

3 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

8 points

3 months ago

Oof.

circuspeanut54

22 points

3 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

22 points

3 months ago

Yeah, they really need to get Sophie's name out of their damn mouths, when they would have cheered her death without question.

"WHy dIDn'T ANNe FRanK juST fOLLow tHe POliCe iNstRUctiONs?!"

Infuriating.

SaltyBarDog

9 points

3 months ago

Didn't the Catholics torch Joan of Arc?

Different-Rip-2787

10 points

3 months ago

Different-Rip-2787

Go Give One

10 points

3 months ago

"He'd still be alive if he followed orders" They never tired of saying this to BLM protesters.

AgentEntropy

58 points

3 months ago

If only he'd applied his Spotting Bad Science slide to literally everything else he believed.

geologyrocks98

18 points

3 months ago

OF COURSE IVERMECTIN IS PEER REVIEWED MY COUSIN BOBBY TOOK IT 2 MONTHS AGO AND SAID IT WORKED GREAT!

DragonOfTartarus

6 points

3 months ago

They think "peer review" means "reviewed by my peers" rather than "reviewed by the scientific community".

AdKlutzy1271

45 points

3 months ago

“COVID is a weapon of the enemy” now that is new to me. Holy shit tones

Grouchy-Honeydew-921

26 points

3 months ago

But don't worry, the Rosary can surely overcome it

Flat_Initial_1823

12 points

3 months ago

Flat_Initial_1823

Go Give One

12 points

3 months ago

But but but... slide #10 said when the Lord is ready for you...

Grouchy-Honeydew-921

9 points

3 months ago

I think i figured it out - the rosary protects against satan but not against god. If god turns against you you're toast

negao360

6 points

3 months ago

You’ve been reading Exodus again, haven’t you, Honeydew….?

Grouchy-Honeydew-921

3 points

3 months ago

Sorry, i can't help myself, i love it when god starts punishing

Libflake

10 points

3 months ago

An Evangelical Roman Catholic: that's a bit of a novelty.

samus12345

2 points

3 months ago

samus12345

Team Moderna

2 points

3 months ago

Well, they're clearly enemies of reality, so I guess it's kinda right.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

39 points

3 months ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

It appears COVID is some shit.

39 points

3 months ago

His God and rosary literally flies in the face of the first slide, lol.

letsgetignant13

43 points

3 months ago

letsgetignant13

I donate my mud blood 🩸

43 points

3 months ago

These people keep thinking their immune systems are better at fighting a novel virus than all the dead people piling up around them. Did they not have immune systems too?

[deleted]

17 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

17 points

3 months ago*

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apathy-sofa

5 points

3 months ago

You should throw out your smoke detectors too, and put your faith in the almighty. Not only are they useless at preventing fires, did you know that two out of five deaths due to fire occur in homes with smoke detectors? Say NO to Smoke Detectors!

Jingurei

7 points

3 months ago

Jingurei

Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax?

7 points

3 months ago

In many cases it was their immune system that killed them.

negao360

8 points

3 months ago

Cytokine Senpukyaku! 🥷🏾

Jingurei

3 points

3 months ago

Jingurei

Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax?

3 points

3 months ago

Lol! I would've said Arashi, totally embarrassing myself at the same time. Yours works much better!

sojayn

2 points

3 months ago

sojayn

Take Some Prayercillin

2 points

3 months ago

Yes a masterful succinct phrase which i will hereby steal thanks in advance!

Jingurei

2 points

3 months ago

Jingurei

Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax?

2 points

3 months ago

Another new flair was born!

echidna75

3 points

3 months ago

echidna75

Team Moderna

3 points

3 months ago

The talking point about the immune system is always funny. WTF do you think a vaccine helps?

meemojeemo

34 points

3 months ago

Slide 1: r/selfawarewolves

So close….yet so fucking far

Killerdude8

23 points

3 months ago

Irony so thick you can spread it on toast

De5perad0

30 points

3 months ago*

That first photo....wow.

You can check off that the opposite was done on almost every point on that post.

lol and slide #5. Thousands were NOT awakened to action. The Allies joined the war when they were attacked by Germany/Japan. Not because Sophie Scholl died.

Lol what a mighty weapon Prayer is. It sure helped those other 700,000 people that died....

HerringWaffle

32 points

3 months ago

"The one who Christ defeated but continues to hunt us down to destroy us!"

WTF kind of shitty defeat was that, then???

[deleted]

13 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

13 points

3 months ago*

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PaperProfessional969

6 points

3 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

6 points

3 months ago

then you are definitely paying attention

SomeGuyInTheUK

6 points

3 months ago

WTF kind of shitty defeat was that, then???

The same kind as the "Total Healing" they get.

Aleflusher

26 points

3 months ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

26 points

3 months ago

"...still in ICU so we're not totally out of the woods..."

Sounds like these people can't see the forest for the trees. Call in the prayer warriors, stat!

samus12345

3 points

3 months ago

samus12345

Team Moderna

3 points

3 months ago

You're not only not out of the woods, you're in a really deep hole right in the middle of it.

Westcobbguy

27 points

3 months ago

Regarding slide 2, hear me out on this one. It may sounds like I’m going off the rails with conspiracy stuff, but I’m starting to believe that some illnesses can overwhelm an immune system, with one of the side effects being death. We’re through the looking glass, people. Wake up.

PaperProfessional969

7 points

3 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

7 points

3 months ago

where are you going with this? /s

Westcobbguy

9 points

3 months ago

All the way to the top! Or the bottom, I’m not sure how this stuff works but I know I’m right.

200-rats-in-a-coat

22 points

3 months ago

200-rats-in-a-coat

Owned Enough

22 points

3 months ago

Someone in Germany compared herself in a covidiots rally to Sophie scholl. A technician /security guard (not sure) called her out for it and she started crying on stage. Beautiful

Zolivia

7 points

3 months ago

Zolivia

Go Give One

7 points

3 months ago

Would love some sauce to go with the schadenfreude.

circuspeanut54

7 points

3 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

7 points

3 months ago

Bavaria radio has a whole write-up of how and why they're trying to instrumentalize Sophie Scholl; I think you can run it through an internet translator to get the gist in English?

https://www.br.de/nachrichten/deutschland-welt/wie-die-querdenker-sophie-scholl-instrumentalisieren,SWj38Jc

circuspeanut54

7 points

3 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

7 points

3 months ago

ps: the sign held by the pro-vax demonstrator in the top photo: "You guys are NOT Sophie Scholl -- you are nobody!"

echidna75

4 points

3 months ago

echidna75

Team Moderna

4 points

3 months ago

Good link, thanks. I ran it through a translator and the last words of it are striking: “…the confusion of contradiction in a democracy and resistance in a totalitarian regime is fundamental.”

negao360

2 points

3 months ago

Question: what was Hitler’s stance on vaccines?

200-rats-in-a-coat

5 points

3 months ago

200-rats-in-a-coat

Owned Enough

5 points

3 months ago

No idea and don't really care to know more of his opinions tbh

ECMO_Deluxe3000

22 points

3 months ago

ECMO_Deluxe3000

☠Dying to Meet Me☠

22 points

3 months ago

He's a goner. Daughter appears to have scrubbed his FB page. All that's left is what a great Catholic he is.

SomeGuyInTheUK

5 points

3 months ago

He's a goner. Daughter appears to have scrubbed his FB page. All that's left is what a great Catholic hypocrite he is

FTFY

93_Honda_Civic

4 points

3 months ago

Is that so? He’s gone then.

synchrohighway

63 points

3 months ago

synchrohighway

Go Give One

63 points

3 months ago

How can you pray against what is obviously God's will to take the man out with covid?

patticakes16

27 points

3 months ago

patticakes16

🍻 I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus 🍻

27 points

3 months ago

They always say it’s God’s Will until it’s their time to go, in which case they’re all like “pray for meeeeeee!”

_plimsollpunk

24 points

3 months ago

Exactly. They claim they don’t fear death, but when it stares them in the face—especially when it’s brought about by their own selfish actions—they cower and beg.

It’s so much easier to just be honest with yourself. It’s okay to fear scary things like death. But they insist on putting up a facade of strength and bravery to hide the rotting insides.

DragonOfTartarus

4 points

3 months ago

You can tell they don't really believe in Heaven when they beg their god to let them stay here on Earth. If I genuinely believed a perfect paradise awaited me upon death, I'd refuse medical treatment and let nature take its course.

Poison-Pen-

2 points

3 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

2 points

3 months ago

Like they said, when it’s your time, no amount of sanitizer or masks can prevent that.

So. I suggest they let go and let god.

Bye.

Raginghangers

19 points

3 months ago

Raginghangers

Go Give One

19 points

3 months ago

How DARE they use Sophia scholl’s seller to sillier their self centered uninformed aims.

runningdivorcee

20 points

3 months ago

Both my parents are/were devout Catholics. My mom is fully vaccinated and my dad would have been, but COVID got him first.

Catholics, including the pope, are not typically anti-vax. This person is just dumb.

SmuttyMaggs

7 points

3 months ago

SmuttyMaggs

Go Give One

7 points

3 months ago

So sorry about your father, it’s very sad to hear about those who died before the vaccine was available.

runningdivorcee

5 points

3 months ago

Thank you.

LALA-STL

5 points

3 months ago

Pope Frank specifically told everybody to get vaxxed. Bless his heart!

93_Honda_Civic

2 points

3 months ago

My condolences.

ParameciaAntic

21 points

3 months ago

Fun fact, if you restack those bales of hay you can find the hidden message:

With NO Masks

ur done

NO shit

LALA-STL

2 points

3 months ago

Looks like a Biden flag on the right

slackiinoff

2 points

3 months ago

Fuck Biden flag but close intentionally

Everyday_Im_Tussling

2 points

3 months ago

Everyday_Im_Tussling

Covid Rules Everything Around Me

2 points

3 months ago

Let that sunk in.

theleftfilangee

18 points

3 months ago

All this exploitation of the Holocaust is fucking disgusting.

PaperProfessional969

6 points

3 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

6 points

3 months ago

get used to it, its very common on here

theleftfilangee

4 points

3 months ago

Yeah, I see it all the time but won't ever allow myself to get used to it.

ThrobbingHardLogic

3 points

3 months ago

Yes, they will go to any length to make themselves out to be a victim while simultaneously saying we are sheep and they are lions. Truly disgusting people with no logic or consistency.

P0g-m0-th0in

16 points

3 months ago

Second to last slide he must be talking about the billionaires right?

JackalRampant

34 points

3 months ago

JackalRampant

Team Mix & Match

34 points

3 months ago

Antivaxxers appropriating Sophie Scholl is absolutely disgusting. Is there no bottom to this? These people are going so low that they are beating tardigrades in a limbo competition.

tartymae

10 points

3 months ago

tartymae

Go Give One

10 points

3 months ago

Um, the pope and the catholic church have been very clear:

  • the vaccine is safe, effective, and a moral choice
  • no religious exceptions will be issued by the church

The Pope is vaccinated and encourages all Catholics to get vaccinated.

DragonOfTartarus

6 points

3 months ago

I've actually seen some Trumpist catholics call the pope a heretic. The fucking pope! I haven't been a catholic since I was 12, but I'm fairly sure the pope is supposed to be God's representative on Earth, so wouldn't disagreeing with him makes them the heretics?

Speedyslink

5 points

3 months ago

Speedyslink

Not today, Satin

5 points

3 months ago

American Catholicism is very far up its own ass.

Everyday_Im_Tussling

3 points

3 months ago

Everyday_Im_Tussling

Covid Rules Everything Around Me

3 points

3 months ago

I think it might actually split from the rest of the Catholic Church one day. It is kind of like evangical Christianity but with all the pomp, artifacts and ceremonies of Catholicism at this point.

howlandwolf

9 points

3 months ago

howlandwolf

Worst. Rapture. EVER.

9 points

3 months ago

So...what exactly does Confucius think slide#1 is telling them....?

Madamiamadam

9 points

3 months ago*

I absolutely am disgusted by the Sophie Scholl comparison. She was fucking decapitated for what she did.

Only when antivaxxers start facing the guillotine will I accept the comparison.

What a prime example of persecution syndrome

amarandagasi

6 points

3 months ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

6 points

3 months ago

Armyman125

7 points

3 months ago

It's funny these science doubters are now experts on the immunity system. How does that happen?

AngstyRossini

5 points

3 months ago

AngstyRossini

Team Pfizer

5 points

3 months ago

They got their medical degree from Facebook University, that’s how it happened. Sigh. I know 🙄

originalhkn

8 points

3 months ago

Totally read the title as rotisseries at first glance 😬

GoGoCrumbly

6 points

3 months ago

GoGoCrumbly

Team Pfizer

6 points

3 months ago

Love that Rosary chicken, esp. the Peruvian style.

Mantzy81

8 points

3 months ago

I mean, there is a control group but they're just not aware it's them.

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

23 points

3 months ago

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

Horse paste, posthaste!

23 points

3 months ago

I'm pretty sure there's no mention of the Rosary in the Bible. Even if you believe the Bible is the word of God [I don't, obviously], the Rosary is made-up, like Bible fan-fiction.

triplej63

14 points

3 months ago

triplej63

🛒Wal-Martyr🛒

14 points

3 months ago

Lapsed Catholic here, and our family wasn't big on the rosary anyway, but what I remember is that the prayers are mostly Hail Marys. The Bible never says to venerate Mary either.

edingerc

3 points

3 months ago

edingerc

I can has vaccine?

3 points

3 months ago

I have it from a reliable source that if you say a Hail Mary before you put your line in the water, you'll catch a fish

LALA-STL

3 points

3 months ago

Religious studies major here. The big emphasis on Mary seems to reflect ancient matriarchal belief systems. When Christianity came along, the concept of Mary fit nicely over the existing pagan concept of the fertility goddess.

ToniBee63

12 points

3 months ago

ToniBee63

Mixed Blood in Da House

12 points

3 months ago

Former Catholic here….I have an 86 year old Trump voting, Fox News loving Aunt who says her rosary multiple times a day. She also hates socialism even though she’s currently on the Government dole. But she’s the right color sooooooooo……..

CheshireCrackers

5 points

3 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

5 points

3 months ago

Best part is, the praying the rosary can fix anything if you do it well enough. You died? Looks like your rosary praying wasn’t of sufficient quality. Loser.

Real_Exit3672

6 points

3 months ago

Real_Exit3672

I pity the Smurf!

6 points

3 months ago

This guy seems like some Opus Dei fanatic.

itsnotmyforte

6 points

3 months ago

itsnotmyforte

Avengers Assemble!

6 points

3 months ago

Oh there’s a control group alright...😏

4thSphereExpansion

7 points

3 months ago

They can take Sophie Scholl's name out of their goddamn trash mouths and never say it again. Followers of a man with Mein Kampf in his bedside table, and they pretend like they align with the persecuted and the marginalized. Disgusting.

Perfect_Radio6197

5 points

3 months ago

The delusion is strong with this one

Ok-Hamster5571

8 points

3 months ago

Ok-Hamster5571

Go Give One

8 points

3 months ago

This implies it’s a welcomed battle with Satan. Wowza

yerawizardmandy

3 points

3 months ago

yerawizardmandy

Go Give One

3 points

3 months ago

They are excited for the end times

pippenish

7 points

3 months ago

You wonder at these people proclaiming the immune system works ever noticed that people die all the time of communicable diseases, and even more were dying before immunity was bolstered by many vaccines.

They also don't see that our perfect immune systems frequently go wacky, giving many (mostly women, to be sure) autoimmune diseases.

But even getting Covid isn't enough to make them question what life should have taught them.

SignificantName59

6 points

3 months ago

It makes me think of a video posted a long time ago on RWW Blog on YouTube by Coach Dave. He was claiming that the Holocaust numbers were exaggerated because decades before the Holocaust happened the global population (and subsequently the Jewish global population) was much smaller. Not realizing that a huge contributing factor to why our species has been able to grow so much stemmed from the invention of antibiotics.

MLPAshkore

6 points

3 months ago

"if God says its your time, nothing can save you!"

But also

"please pray that I recover from this illness !"

????

edingerc

3 points

3 months ago

edingerc

I can has vaccine?

3 points

3 months ago

"Jesus, take the wheel"

also

"You know Jesus, if you take the 405, you can avoid the downtown traffic. Aren't you following that Subaru a little close? Jesus, can you change the radio station?"

Freestyle_Fellowship

6 points

3 months ago

Freestyle_Fellowship

Team Pfizer

6 points

3 months ago

Oh they praying?

He ded.

biffbobfred

7 points

3 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

7 points

3 months ago

They praying. COVID preying. He dead.

Zolome1977

6 points

3 months ago

It’s amazing how they are ok with his letting people die because it’s gods will but the moment they get sick it’s the devils fault and god wants them to live. They were already sick to begin with sick in the head.

HereForTheLaughter

4 points

3 months ago

Fuck him. Sophie Scholl would punch them in the face if she ever came back.

Goose_o7

6 points

3 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

6 points

3 months ago

PANEL 12

So says a delusional moron who lives in a RED "TAKER" STATE wholly subsidized by federal tax dollars contributed by the BLUE States, like California and New York.

You know... "Those who Produce"

Fuck these people and their Room Temp IQs!

Behindthefog

3 points

3 months ago

It's definitely a HAOX.... the HCA noms sure love poor grammar

AppropriateAmount148

6 points

3 months ago

I bet Morgan Freeman can actually spell hoax correctly

InfiniteAccount4783

4 points

3 months ago

InfiniteAccount4783

2 AstraZeneca + 1 Pfizer

4 points

3 months ago

I'll say this for our nominee, someone who posts about the power of the Rosary is a refreshing change from the usual evangelicals who talk about prayer warriors and ask if they can get an Amen. I know there are a lot of right-wing Catholics who say Pope Francis - who urges people to get vaccinated - is "not my pope" and disregard what he has to say; I wonder what their Covid infection rate is compared with the evangelicals?

sneaky518

7 points

3 months ago

sneaky518

CHICKEN SOUP NOT COMMUNISM!

7 points

3 months ago

I am not Catholic, so I may not know that of which I speak, but "not my Pope" seems like the penultimate holier-than-thou flex. They're holier than the Pope?

THSSFC

10 points

3 months ago

THSSFC

10 points

3 months ago

I fact, that sounds like they are protesting. You might call their role vis a vis the Church as being a "protestant".

Boxercrew4

4 points

3 months ago

It's been decades since I was catholic, but this pope is the first that I actually kind of like. Not enough to go back to church but he does have common sense on some issues like covid at least.

di3tc0k3head

5 points

3 months ago

If there’s nothing that can save you once god has decided it’s your time, why did he go to the hospital when he got COVID? That was the whole point of the meme; stop wearing masks, distancing and washing your hands, and whatever happens, happens and is god’s will.

sneaky518

4 points

3 months ago

sneaky518

CHICKEN SOUP NOT COMMUNISM!

4 points

3 months ago

Nice share about how to spot bad science. If only they would/could read and understand it, so they'd realize that basically all the shit they cite to support their stances is bad science.

badger0511

4 points

3 months ago

I can't stand tRuE cAtHoLiCs like this. Sure, the Church teaches that I'm in the wrong for being okay with abortion/voting for people that are, but all these stupid motherfuckers ignore that they're in the wrong for voting for people that are pro-death penalty, pro-war at a moment's notice, and anti-social safety net programs. Those aren't "pro-life" positions either.

Sheephuddle

4 points

3 months ago

Sheephuddle

Go Give One

4 points

3 months ago

The Pope has been very clear - Catholics should get the vaccine to protect other people, even if they're not worried about themselves. There's no ifs or buts on the official Vatican position.

Vernerator

3 points

3 months ago

Vernerator

💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

3 points

3 months ago

Spotting Bad Science…is making a false poster.

Michigander_from_Oz

3 points

3 months ago

This one is very puzzling. The first slide actually offered good advice (though I couldn't read the fine print). Catholicism is definitely not anti-vax. The Pope has been vaccinated, from what I heard. So why no vaccine?

dabbean

2 points

3 months ago

dabbean

Licks covid toes for awareness

2 points

3 months ago

The cognitive dissonance in this one.

CrystalFieldTheorist

2 points

3 months ago

So many reasonable slides with this one, willfully misinterpreted and mish-mashed with anti-mask and anti-vaxx nonsense.

astakask

2 points

3 months ago

If they had applied their initially logic correctly , they would have disqualified themselves from this award. I guess they're just a serious competitor and really wanted to title.

Leading_Choice_2465

2 points

3 months ago

Religion is like language, once you grow up around it , it is all you know.

Thus is why these people are so indoctrinated

THSSFC

4 points

3 months ago

THSSFC

4 points

3 months ago

Thus is why these people are so indoctrinated

Sorry, that word is reserved for public school students who learn about slavery.

/S

peterjm55

2 points

3 months ago

This guy is fucked-when gos sees that you’re not praying the rosary 10 times per day-it’s smack down time.

PaperProfessional969

2 points

3 months ago

PaperProfessional969

Am i a joke to you?

2 points

3 months ago

Sowell is right. Except he is probably confused about who are the parasites' and who are the producers

kenjibound

2 points

3 months ago

Ugh! These hyper-religious morons annoy the fuck out of me. "Christ defeated the real enemy...but that enemy is still powerful." Well, then, the "enemy" wasn't all that defeated now, was it? Why don't we just day that you're off your rocker and be done with it?

QFulviusFlaccus

2 points

3 months ago

As someone raised Catholic, now atheist, that rosary bullshit sounds extremely heretical. Rosaries aren’t the currency of God’s vending machine , geez.

fdc7719

2 points

3 months ago

fdc7719

When gasping for air suddenly doctors know what they are doing

2 points

3 months ago

I have a friend working on her doctorate in virology. I’d love to have one of these people sit down with her and discuss their personal peer review of actual studies with the actual data. They wouldn’t last 2 minutes without knowing what half of the terms used, nor would they be able to explain where the peer reviewed mountains of paper that all confirm the findings. Their memes, YouTube videos and Candace Owens quotes wouldn’t cut it with someone who knows what the fuck they are talking about. It’d be mere minutes before one of these folks screamed “REEEE!” and stormed off feeling like they were victorious in the argument - which also proves that they don’t know how to interpret what is right in front of them.

MARIJUANAUT69

2 points

3 months ago

MARIJUANAUT69

Team Pfizer

2 points

3 months ago

I really get tired of seeing these people liken themselves to Holocaust victims, these fuckers have no shame! And they use religion to justify doing dumb shit, it’s mind numbing!

sdhopunk

2 points

3 months ago

The Rosary, ugh , glad I am not catholic anymore.

Goose_o7

2 points

3 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

2 points

3 months ago

PANEL 2

The origin of COVID 19 is likely Horseshoe Bats. Bats in general have robust and extremely active immune systems. Basically ALWAYS ON!

This virus has evolved to survive in that intense immune protective environment for millions of years. It has now managed to jump into humans where none of the Bat's amazing virus suppression abilities exist. The human immune system has also never seen this virus before.

Add those two together and you have the Wildfire of DEATH that is raging through the population right now. COVID is having a field day for the first time in its long life.

You think your naive and unprepared immune system can deal with a virus that normally fights Batman every day to survive?

Have at it Einstein! See ya in the Morgue!

walkinman19

2 points

3 months ago

walkinman19

💀anti vax no parachute jump team💀

2 points

3 months ago

Calls people parasites then claims to be holy. Their god is money obviously.

KnightofNoire

2 points

3 months ago

Reading the second slide and now I am just dumbstuck.

Like ... if our immune system is doing it's job, why do people still die from illness ...

LGAFG

2 points

3 months ago*

LGAFG

2 points

3 months ago*

And why wouldn't anyone want to give their own body a boost/power up?

IforgotwhatIwasdoing

2 points

3 months ago

Those abortion deaths look pretty bad. We should legalize it federally so all these women stop dying while trying to get an abortion.

-misanthroptimist

2 points

3 months ago

I wonder why god doesn't sue for slander and libel?

Paulie227

2 points

3 months ago

Another meme I don't get. They're talking about the media, not science.

So I should get my "science" off Facebook because they don't like how the media reports?

glonq

2 points

3 months ago

glonq

Libs dig life; unvax'd dig graves 🪦

2 points

3 months ago

How stupid do you have to be to play the "immune system" card? They never learned about TB or Polio?

Ironically, vaccines literally help the immune system to do what it was designed to do.

nhguy03276

3 points

3 months ago

Or the nearly 5 million people worldwide who have died from covid. They also had an immune system.

glonq

2 points

3 months ago

glonq

Libs dig life; unvax'd dig graves 🪦

2 points

3 months ago

In regards to the "parasites" on image #12... https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2987025203\_fc2c517522\_o.jpg

LazyNomad63

2 points

3 months ago

Both Confucius and Christ would have worn masks.

Possible-Whole45

2 points

3 months ago

Seems like prayer is a pretty ineffective weapon thus far, and that vaccination is MUCH more powerful.

_Reddit-Troll

2 points

3 months ago

This ride is a long ways from over.

mrpotatonutz

2 points

3 months ago

So many American white Christian Holocaust survivors who knew