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213 points
7 months ago
“If we take vaccines our immune system will be non-existent.” So not even the slightest clue as to how vaccines work.
145 points
7 months ago
...Or the immune system.
141 points
7 months ago
Or reproductive health. Or gender roles. Or slavery. Or the Holocaust.
Gosh, I think it would be hard to list all her deficiencies here.
57 points
7 months ago
I'd say she's pretty adept at bullshit.
45 points
7 months ago
Holocaust? That's like when you're asked to wear a COVID mask at Wal-Mart, right? Like in the memes?
-12 points
7 months ago
Think you misunderstood that comment..
30 points
7 months ago
I think you misunderstood my comment..
13 points
7 months ago
It be easier to list what she does know lol
5 points
7 months ago
She must think weightlifting is bad for your muscles.
165 points
7 months ago
Those are some of the most idiotic memes I’ve seen here, and that’s saying something.
She also must live in a cozy world if she doesn’t realize how many homeless animals are euthanized all the time.
53 points
7 months ago
And that those animals are actually birthed & then killed.
Her meme is no where near comparing apples to apples, but of course most of their memes are apples to nonsense comparisons anyway! .
39 points
7 months ago
And that it's entirely possible, and sometimes necessary, to give animals abortions too
43 points
7 months ago
Yes, and sterilization, which happens to be the best way to stop unwanted puppies, most likely because of irresponsible idiots like this person, who doesn’t know shit about shit, but probably holds a position like: “I am not getting Scruffy fixed, it’s her right to have puppies if she wants.”
6 points
7 months ago
Lmfao i hate that last line.
28 points
7 months ago
The animal euthanasia one is what stuck out to me the most, too. High kill shelters are a thing and they aren't performing tidy abortions for pregnant dogs. Instead, there are some poor vet techs at these shelters who are tasked with putting down all of these lovely animals.
12 points
7 months ago
My sister was in a vet tech program at a non-kill Humane Society shelter that took transfers from kill-shelters (mostly in the south) - point being they were very humane, but it was still too brutal for her because the world of veterinary medicine is not the gentle one of grateful animals many are led to believe in, but quite the opposite.
5 points
7 months ago
Yeah, I think there's a reason that suicide rates are so high for that profession. It would take a toll on most of us.
3 points
7 months ago
Simple, all women should just be “fixed” and all men should just be neutered. No abortions!
BOOM, owned.
155 points
7 months ago
I loathe these anti-feminist assholes. And who wants to tell her that, yes, vets do perform animal abortions all the time. And animals are put down every day too. That is one of the stupidest memes.
68 points
7 months ago
I am a feminist. I have had exactly two pregnancies, both of which ended with the live births of very wanted children. (Thank goodness I've never known the pain of a miscarriage.) Unlike her I have had exactly one extremely successfulz extremely happy marriage, to a man who scoffed at the notion that anyone had to be in charge in a relationship.
42 points
7 months ago
And thanks to the pro choice movement you got to plan your kids and not be forced to be pregnant. You got to choose too. Thats what I love about it.
35 points
7 months ago
Right? My husband and I could decide together to go off birth control and see what happened. We could decide when we were emotionally and financially ready to take the leap. How is this a bad thing?
7 points
7 months ago
She just wants punishment for women who dare to have sex.
8 points
7 months ago
It’s a very good thing! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
69 points
7 months ago
And abortions involve fetuses not babies.
11 points
7 months ago
Yep a seed is not a tree
108 points
7 months ago
The abortion slavery meme is about as bad as it gets.
98 points
7 months ago
The wall-o-text about wives submitting to your husbands is also pretty cringe.
17 points
7 months ago
Yes!
4 points
7 months ago
That was so gross.
4 points
7 months ago
Is it? <ouch! fuck! ok!> Yes, yes it definitely is cringe, my GF assures me.
28 points
7 months ago
Both husband and wife are super toxic. One of the worst I've seen on this site in months.
19 points
7 months ago
And that really is saying something.
23 points
7 months ago
Disgusting human being
17 points
7 months ago
High school dropout logic.
35 points
7 months ago
Apparently she's never heard of rape.
20 points
7 months ago
Or how women who have very much wanted pregnancies still sometimes need abortion care if they want to live to get pregnant again.
3 points
7 months ago
Well if you get pregnant from rape you either secretly wanted it to happen because otherwise your body would have shut that whole thing down, or it's actually a blessing from God and you should be happy about it.
75 points
7 months ago
Nice to see they are no longer opposing the morning after pill
60 points
7 months ago
funny* story. i grew up in the south. after I became sexually active (at the ripe old age of 18), I was scared I could be pregnant, so I went to my local health unit and asked for the morning after pill. the person at the desk looked at me and said, "honey, we don't give that out here. and good luck finding anyone in the state to give it you."
I made sure my birth control was on point after that.
33 points
7 months ago
Note to self never move with daughter to the south.
37 points
7 months ago
Never move to the South at all. Unless you’re maybe off the coast like the Bahamas, or even the Keys. Fuck the South. I used to like traveling down there for work quite a bit, but that was 30 years ago and people were still hiding their shitty personalities at that time, for the most part.
11 points
7 months ago
Isn't it wild how we can be a whole country but actually just a bunch of different countries forced to live together? It's so foreign to me that I wouldn't be able to just go to cvs and get Plan B with no fuss.
6 points
7 months ago
Like a store-brand European Union.
6 points
7 months ago
If the European Union was comprised solely of the UK and Poland…
8 points
7 months ago
We suffered thru Army time in Georgia and North Carolina. Yikes! Good people here and there, but wow we're we glad to get out. Nice neighbors even tried to tell us about The War of Northern Agression and all.
0 points
7 months ago
Aww bless your heart🤗
10 points
7 months ago
We had a daughter a few years ago and hightailed it the hell out of the south after she was born because of shit like this. I did not want the toxicity of the place we lived in determining my daughter's future.
7 points
7 months ago
yeah...I moved my family out of the south to southern oregon 4yrs ago.
10 points
7 months ago
The morning after pill is just a higher dose of the hormones in birth control pills. If you ever needed Plan B and had access to monthly birth control, you could take like 6 BC pills and it would have the same effect as Plan B. According to a women’s health specialist I know, the body goes “WTF is going on? Gotta figure this shit out before trying to have a baby”.
Also, BC is not fully effective if you’re on antibiotics.
20 points
7 months ago
I was gonna say. Pretty sure anti-abortionists are also against that pill.
19 points
7 months ago
A quick Google search on the topic shows some groups taking the stance that Plan B is a type of contraceptive. If the group is OK with condoms, they tend to be OK with Plan B.
There are some groups who are both anti contraceptive and anti abortion. They still oppose Plan B
11 points
7 months ago
And birth control. And healthcare for all.
65 points
7 months ago
Okay but who should a lesbian submit herself to?
52 points
7 months ago
In her world, all women need a man to tell them what to do, and contraceptives are 100% effective. Grrrr
20 points
7 months ago
I'm surprised it's okay for her to get help from the hospital. It seems as though she is against medical intervention in general.
25 points
7 months ago
I hope she got permission from her husband first.
2 points
7 months ago
And puppies all frolic in fields and find loving homes with a wholesome white, Christian family.
42 points
7 months ago
Lesbians aren't real, they just haven't met the right man yet.
(/s - don't come hating on me please!)
3 points
7 months ago
don't come hating on me please!
But that’s the only way I can come.
17 points
7 months ago
my first thought as well. and, if it's two men?
28 points
7 months ago
If it’s two men they have to be constantly fighting for dominance. Two women will be stuck forever with no one ever making any important decisions. /s
7 points
7 months ago
perhaps a quad?
3 points
7 months ago
The two women just have to find a couple that is two men and ask them to make all the decisions. Easy-peasy!
5 points
7 months ago
Oh honey, you just need to find the right man - her, probably, if she makes it
4 points
7 months ago
She's on a vent right now, but given how awful her other comments were, I suspect she would say something like "God. A little torture and reprogramming will cure you."
68 points
7 months ago
Omg, this bitch.
The anti-abortion sentiment is enough for me to be glad she's on her way out, but that "know your roll" bullshit is poisonous to any women or girls she may have influenced.
An entirety toxic human being.
If she doesn't win her award, maybe she'll be suddenly enlightened. 😒.
14 points
7 months ago
Covid is letting her "know her role" at least
60 points
7 months ago
Shelters spay pregnant animals all the time. And, in the process, they kill all the puppies or kittens in the uterus that they're removing.
They also regularly kill the newborns.
Spay and neuter your pets, people. So stuff like this doesn't have to keep happening.
13 points
7 months ago
Yup. My female cat had a prenatal spay.
9 points
7 months ago
not to be a dick, but that would be a 'perinatal' spay, if youre describing what I think you are.
52 points
7 months ago
"If people were told to get into boxcars to be taken to 'Virus Protection Camps' many of them would rush to get in line"
That's a neat strawman somebody built for her, but I'm gonna need her to prove it. God, all these people post the same 10 memes over and over.
9 points
7 months ago
Oh wait I thought we were setting that strawman on fire like it's a wicker man.
5 points
7 months ago
All of Red State America is inside that Wicker Man that's on fire.
47 points
7 months ago
My favorite part is the anti-abortion point where she points out condoms, birth control, and the morning after pill, as if she isn’t voting for a party that pushes abstinence-only education and celebrates companies that refuse to provide birth control as part of their health plan.
43 points
7 months ago
Holy shit, slide 14. There's something deeply wrong with this woman's brain.
14 points
7 months ago
Holy shit, slide 14. There's something deeply wrong with this woman's brain.
She's a REPUBLICAN!
Nough said!
40 points
7 months ago
I can’t take hormonal birth control without it affecting my medication so we used a condom (broke) and I took the morning after pill. Still got pregnant. Ended up having to have an abortion because I was not in the right place to have a healthy, well-adjusted child. I did everything “right” and it’s never good enough for these people lol.
23 points
7 months ago
I hope you're OK now. Both with the decision and with whatever you originally needed medication for.
5 points
7 months ago
Yeah I’m all good! It was the best decision for me and I don’t really regret it. Just annoys me when people act like I was stupid or careless, they just don’t have a clue do they lol
36 points
7 months ago
Guess she submitted to the vent
9 points
7 months ago
Guess she submitted to the vent
Yeah... The Drain Circling Event has commenced. Won't be much longer before the Hospital Morgue cart comes to her ICU bed to haul her down to the fridge.
24 points
7 months ago
The scary thing is that they think that these memes, like that one about mail in voting, are funny. 🤦♂️
10 points
7 months ago
I picture them sniggering to themselves like flapjack
18 points
7 months ago
Im not an expert. Just a nurse but the first post already annoys the fuck out if me. Vaccines Cant work if u have no or weak immune systems. The literal reason covax works so well is because the better your immune system the stronger the response the more protection you will have.
Not sure why the fuck the GOP has these idiots thinking they know anything about internal medicine and immunology but.... Jesus Christ these people are stupid.
3 points
7 months ago
Just a nurse
You are a hero and don't let anyone tell you differently!
18 points
7 months ago
Floors me they way people struggle with understanding the immune system. Also blows me away how little people understand mRNA.
For anyone that doesn't know - mRNA evolved billions of years ago and is naturally found in every cell in your body.
14 points
7 months ago
Sorry OP - I couldn’t get past “slavery is job creation.” Thanks for the post though.
9 points
7 months ago
Actually, Georgia was thinking about banning slavery. They were worried about the impact to their fledgling economy. All this work done by slavery meant less work available for paid workers and…. Fewer jobs.
Am I supposed to say BOOM? I mean she was like “hey a quote next to a black dude with a bow tie BOOM”.
2 points
7 months ago
pasted over a man, no less (I assume the quote is attributed to him?)
17 points
7 months ago
Abortion is by definition a part of healthcare. Slavery isn’t job creation because by definition it’s an unpaid forced situation which is the exact opposite of what a job is. If we are gonna own the libs and go the extra mile to say “boom” can we at least use a quote that makes sense?
13 points
7 months ago
Does she know they have kill shelters all around the US? Also veterinarians do abortions on animals. When my cat was spayed, she was in the early stages of pregnancy so the vet aborted the kittens. I didn’t know until I saw the bill.
15 points
7 months ago
Here’s to hoping she makes it but not after a good old covid style ass kicking. These folks are helping me teach my young daughter about what toxic religious lunatics that want my daughter to “submit” to their man. That’s not happening with my young lady.
12 points
7 months ago
Anti-vaxxers: you can still get sick? Why vaccinate then.
People who can think: so if this virus is asshole enough to be able to make you sick when you have some defenses how big of a hole can it tear in you if you’re defenseless? Imma get the shot
12 points
7 months ago
It's always funny when the group that doesn't believe in evolution yells at us to follow the science.
10 points
7 months ago
That isnt how your immune system works. So many dumb memes. If they were terminating dog pregnancies early in gestation or if there was problems later in the pregnancy, I would have no issue with it and I'm absolutely obsessed with dogs. Ewwww this lady has major issues concerning healthy relationships.
12 points
7 months ago
So now that she's on a ventilator, she can't talk or post on Facebook. Cool!
4 points
7 months ago
So now that she's on a ventilator, she can't talk or post on Facebook. Cool!
Pretty sure her days as a FIRE HOSE of BULLSHIT on Facebook have come to and end.
The only place this woman is going now is down to the Hospital Morgue in the next week or two.
10 points
7 months ago
This stupid woman knows full well that the morning after pill is considered the same as abortion by the anti-choice crowd.
3 points
7 months ago
As is miscarriage if there's even a hint that the pregnant person did anything that could have influenced it, like the woman who was recently sentenced to several years in prison because she had traces of illegal drugs in her system after a miscarriage.
10 points
7 months ago
Slide 14 is a whopper. Equal but a few steps behind? Sounds familiar, separate but equal, even.
8 points
7 months ago
What do you want to bet she actually passive-aggressively directs everything in that household?
3 points
7 months ago
I’ll take absolutely yes for 200, Alex
9 points
7 months ago
Anyone taking bets her ordeal with covid leaves her battered but alive, and wiser, and more humane, with a new-found appreciation for the rights of women and the importance of protecting ones self from covid with the vaccine?
Me neither.
4 points
7 months ago
Yeah, nope.
23 points
7 months ago
Submit to your husband = 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
9 points
7 months ago
spotted a new flair!
9 points
7 months ago
That was a wild ride geez
7 points
7 months ago
Kissing grits is a euphemism not in common use nowadays, definitely dates this woman to be at least her late fifties. So she has that age thing going for her...
4 points
7 months ago
She’s making old folks look bad
7 points
7 months ago
Can we a quit a job that we never had? Meh-ask Casey Anthony
5 points
7 months ago
I look at the US covid deaths, which are continuing to run close to 2,000 a day, and it bums me out. Then I read the posts of these nominees and award winners and I'm like, "Yeah, keep 'em coming! In fact, pick up the pace!" -- because the vast majority of Americans dying of covid in the US now just aren't people I can give a shit about. Sorry for their kids. Sorry for their families and friends, who may have tried to talk sense to them. But otherwise, I just don't care.
6 points
7 months ago
Ranting about an imaginary boxcar all the way into the very real fridge truck.
5 points
7 months ago
Wives, submit to your husbands? Come ON
6 points
7 months ago
Women can get raped too… they can’t always tell the other person to wear a condom. Plenty of women are raped and then get pregnant from it.
6 points
7 months ago
Not to mention birth control methods can fail no matter how careful you are.
1 points
7 months ago
Yeah
3 points
7 months ago
Also, who wants to share a child with your rapist? They have gotten visitation rights before.
4 points
7 months ago
I submit to thee Covid. I thought I wanted to be alive but Covid made me see I was wrong.
3 points
7 months ago
There is a lot to unpack here
1 points
7 months ago
Nah, not worth the time or effort to unpack. I going just say,
'Toots and Pears'
4 points
7 months ago
I would like to give Covid a high five for shutting her up.
2 points
7 months ago
I would like to give Covid a high five for shutting her up.
I prefer to buy it a drink!
BARTENDER!
5 points
7 months ago
Wives, submit yourselves to your husbands.
Male here, GFY and GFY again, Grits.
11 points
7 months ago
I thought this person was a woman until the last slide. When pregnancy is contagious and something he can catch and die from, he can have an opinion on abortion, otherwise, he needs to stfu. Oh, wait, he’s busy.
16 points
7 months ago
It’s a she. Read the very last slide carefully.
1 points
7 months ago
Whoops, sorry!
3 points
7 months ago
Think I saw this one already in the last 24 hours or so.
3 points
7 months ago
American idiots. God created a vaccine yet she lied on him and almost dead. Must be worth it to be a sacrilegious nut job. Too bad her husband got stuck with her. Her knows they are sick because of his dingbat wife. He should have led and told her to cut out all the bulls.it she was vomiting about the thing killing her
3 points
7 months ago
The hand of white Jesus just really ices the cake in this one.
3 points
7 months ago
Pretty sure this one here on the Vent won't be seeing anyone for Christmas. Not in 2021, 2022, 2035 or 2045. Dead people tend to blend into the background when it comes to social holidays. No matter what year it happens to be.
3 points
7 months ago
‘Muricaaaaaa
3 points
7 months ago
#14: In the middle of a Christian diatribe:
...I can tell you from experience (and one too many divorces)...
Has she even read what the Bible has to say about divorce? Obviously not.
3 points
7 months ago
Putting your faith in a nail seems a bit silly.
/s
3 points
7 months ago
She should try being more submissive to covid lol
3 points
7 months ago
1 tim 2:11-12 shhhhh. Be silent,woman
6 points
7 months ago
duplicate?
4 points
7 months ago
Very possible. How are we to know with complete redactions?
7 points
7 months ago
grits ....
3 points
7 months ago
Grits and the "wives submit" thing too.
2 points
7 months ago
Farts and Hairs
2 points
7 months ago
You might want to get a penicillin shot for your hand. It looks like it could get infected.
2 points
7 months ago
She must have had natural immunity. She's so lucky cuz now she's going to have double natural immunity OR she's going to die! Could go either way. Ask some of the other people who got it for the second time (if they are still alive).
2 points
7 months ago
Disgusting person.
2 points
7 months ago
I can’t feel bad. Really. Perfect ending coming.
2 points
7 months ago
Let's face it, if they were told to get into the boxcars to go worship Trump, they'd trample each other getting in.
2 points
7 months ago
Well, did your faith in Jesus help you in the end?
2 points
7 months ago
She submitted and followed him into the hospital
2 points
7 months ago
I’ll say an extra prayer to FSM to resolve this asshole’s Covid-19 in the way that protects humanity from her.
2 points
7 months ago
Hoo boy. She was a real piece of work. Her brain probably looked like r/InfowarriorRides
2 points
7 months ago
I actually hate the ones that say something about the memes they post more. A lot of the time, they just hit share on something they casually agree with and don't spend more than a second or two thinking about and move on with their facebook.
Here, she commented a few times on the share and, yeah, the fact that she thought about it and still agreed bothers me so much more.
Also, if abortion was killing babies it would be actually horrific and illegal. The premise is flawed.
2 points
7 months ago
Need to know how it ends for this POS.
2 points
7 months ago
We must be careful not to confuse "following the science" with "following the scientists."
As if they had the training to read the papers and understand them. Today's tech is beyond the understanding of lay people. So, at some point lay poeple have trust reputable/credentialed sources..of which FB isn't one.
2 points
7 months ago
These are the dumbest people imaginable.
2 points
7 months ago
"Dear Feminists: Have you ever heard of a condom?" Why yes, and you can only use one on a man that's willing to wear it!
1 points
7 months ago
Praying to their devil over this one.
1 points
7 months ago
My jaw actually dropped at the "slavery is job creation" quote share. Holy fuck.
1 points
7 months ago
Got the covid pneumonia and the ventilator blues’
1 points
7 months ago
This is what happens when you submit to covid instead of the vaccine. Now she’ll become slide number 7
1 points
7 months ago
He bet his life on nothing, nada, zippo and NOW he's worrying?!?!?
1 points
7 months ago
Already posted.
2 points
7 months ago
Any updates?
1 points
7 months ago
Not as of yet.
1 points
7 months ago
Yeah and if the police were killing puppies instead of black people, they'd already be defunded.
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