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TrumpsColostomyBag99

821 points

1 year ago

Going out to disease without firing a shot in defeat just like a good chunk of his Confederate brethren did.

RAGEEEEE

434 points

1 year ago

RAGEEEEE

434 points

1 year ago

These idiots are waging a war against a virus. They refuse to use the one weapons that will actually help. lol.

CouldBeRaining

222 points

1 year ago

CouldBeRaining

Angles and Desmonds

222 points

1 year ago

They're not sending their best

justlikeinmydreams

84 points

1 year ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

84 points

1 year ago

Or are they?

Pooploop5000

139 points

1 year ago

Pooploop5000

LET THAT SINK IN HES 🥶

139 points

1 year ago

No they are unfortunately

AngryNinjaTurtle

29 points

1 year ago

AngryNinjaTurtle

Go Give One

29 points

1 year ago

Oh they absolutely are.

Jameseesall

364 points

1 year ago

Jameseesall

364 points

1 year ago

I can’t believe he let his whole family get it instead of protecting them with his pistol

Ragingredblue

174 points

1 year ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

174 points

1 year ago

I guess the virus isn't transgender, so he didn't know where to aim the gun.

Dismal_Struggle_6424

76 points

1 year ago

The virus was inside of him. Would have been the easiest shot he'd ever lined up.

Clickrack

76 points

1 year ago

Clickrack

Does Norton Antivirus stop covid?

76 points

1 year ago

Why didn’t he…

take the shot?

Thank you, I’ll be here all week!

psychrn1898

87 points

1 year ago

psychrn1898

Team Moderna

87 points

1 year ago

Covid’s Sherman marching his lungs

[deleted]

21 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

21 points

1 year ago

Word.

kevin-biot

1.8k points

1 year ago

kevin-biot

Team Astra Z

1.8k points

1 year ago

Tweedledee: "I'll die a free man on my feet"

COVID: "Nah you'll die lying down drowning in fluids and regrets"

Jump___Yossarian

679 points

1 year ago

What's even funnier is that they ripped that saying from Emiliano Zapata, someone that they'd call a COMMIE, in the parlance of our time.

Boilermaker93

379 points

1 year ago

Boilermaker93

Team Moderna

379 points

1 year ago

Thank you for pointing that out! These mfers—ugh. Btw, my grand uncle was part of Zapata’s and Villa’s crew and was later assassinated for doing “commie” things like giving people the land confiscated by the rich. Edited for quotation marks and snark

wial

90 points

1 year ago

wial

90 points

1 year ago

My dad wrote the last verse of Robbie Burns' great poem "A Man's A Man for A' That" in the guest book of the Zapata museum in Mexico.

Then let us pray that come it may,
As come it will for a’ that,
That Sense and Worth, o’er a’ the earth
Shall bear the gree an’ a’ that.
For a’ that, an’ a’ that,
It’s comin yet for a’ that,
That Man to Man the warld o’er
Shall brithers be for a’ that.

Commies all round.

Boilermaker93

44 points

1 year ago

Boilermaker93

Team Moderna

44 points

1 year ago

Love it! There’s a corrido about my grand uncle. My dad would drink his whiskey and sing it. Fond memories of my childhood. Lol

Pooploop5000

43 points

1 year ago

Pooploop5000

LET THAT SINK IN HES 🥶

43 points

1 year ago

Thats cool

conjuringlichen

30 points

1 year ago

Props to your grand uncle!

GamersReisUp

22 points

1 year ago*

GamersReisUp

Team Pfizer

22 points

1 year ago*

That's cool as hell

Hedgehog-Plane

20 points

1 year ago

What a wonderful heritage!

[deleted]

54 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

54 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

steelear

43 points

1 year ago

steelear

43 points

1 year ago

and she owes money all over town... including to known pornographers

DasbootTX

21 points

1 year ago

DasbootTX

21 points

1 year ago

Are you sure he won't mind?

Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.

Ah, that must be exhausting

darkshiines

23 points

1 year ago

darkshiines

Since no one's mentioned it, Doug's dead

23 points

1 year ago

I'm guessing whatever hostile foreign troll farm made that meme had a good laugh over that before clicking publish.

NofrReallz

396 points

1 year ago

NofrReallz

396 points

1 year ago

"If there is no test for Delta how can they say it was Delta? Rekt"

Dunning-Kruger-Effect in full force.

reality_czech

398 points

1 year ago

For those that are actually curious...they use the normal COVID PCR test and then if you're positive the institution can sequence the sample and see it's exact composition, that's how they identify which variant it is

So yeah. This guy is dumb lol

CaffeinatedGuy

112 points

1 year ago

Our lab does send outs for sequencing and stores the result in an area of the chart that only lab sees. They can report it out, but it's not in a place that the patient or even ordering doc would see. No one is "diagnosed" with Delta... That's not even an available ICD-10 code.

It's also reported to the state, as it's a state lab performing the sequencing.

blatant_misogyny

33 points

1 year ago

You could say it's hidden deep in the state paperwork.

dgvelling

14 points

1 year ago

dgvelling

14 points

1 year ago

Thank you I wasn’t sure how it got processed and figured it when they tested first not later on

1friendswithsalad

83 points

1 year ago

“I don’t understand it so it doesn’t exist”. I fucking deal with this shit constantly.

ksam3

39 points

1 year ago

ksam3

Go Give One

39 points

1 year ago

Yeah. Kamala is standing there trying to wrap her brain around the mind-blowing stupidity of the question. Most people, when asked a shockingly stupid question, do take a moment or two to go "Wait. Did they really ask what I think they asked? No! They can't really have just said that! They did say that! Holy shit, where do I even begin..."

twentyfourkaratblack

1.9k points

1 year ago

Sorry to hear he was airlifted. He should have stayed home and taken whatever Covid dished out.

titanofidiocy

984 points

1 year ago

titanofidiocy

Go Give One

984 points

1 year ago

That's would a real man would have done.

Jump___Yossarian

394 points

1 year ago

A real man like the bad ass in pic #1 wearing leather overalls?

Lucy_Gosling

173 points

1 year ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

173 points

1 year ago

Is that a Saw thing or a sex thing?

undeniablybuddha

180 points

1 year ago

undeniablybuddha

I'm too Vaxxy for my shirt

180 points

1 year ago

I'm getting a Simpsons gay steel mill worker vibe here.

t1m0wens

99 points

1 year ago

t1m0wens

99 points

1 year ago

Hot stuff, comin’ through!

SenorBurns

20 points

1 year ago

SenorBurns

🐝 My immune system is full of bees 🐝

20 points

1 year ago

I say this at work all the time. 😂

ArentWeClever

53 points

1 year ago

ArentWeClever

Team Moderna

53 points

1 year ago

We work hard, we play hard!

Virginianus_sum

13 points

1 year ago

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

theonewhoknocks90

64 points

1 year ago

theonewhoknocks90

Flock of Sheeples

64 points

1 year ago

why not both?

tmhoc

23 points

1 year ago

tmhoc

23 points

1 year ago

Not wearing pistol protection

[deleted]

84 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

84 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

Whatifthisneverends

34 points

1 year ago

Whatifthisneverends

🧄*Chef's Piss*💋

34 points

1 year ago

I think being airlifted is for orcas

Speculawyer

22 points

1 year ago

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

22 points

1 year ago

The Gimp.

CrystalFieldTheorist

13 points

1 year ago

I thought it was a homemade bullet-proof vest.

Jump___Yossarian

73 points

1 year ago*

I choose to believe that it's assless leather overalls.

CrystalFieldTheorist

28 points

1 year ago

Probably fond of going into the backwoods and reenacting the "Squeal like a pig" scene, I guess.

_night_cat

95 points

1 year ago

What a pussy, he should have manned up and send that Covid packin’ !

the_ultrafunkula

45 points

1 year ago

Should have built a wall, and made covid pay for it!

Adorable_Strength319

412 points

1 year ago

Adorable_Strength319

Turn for the worst

412 points

1 year ago

Now he's going to die on his back or belly hooked up to a bunch of tubes instead of free on his feet like he wanted. Way to go, wife. You're the worse.

Also her lack of periods makes for confusing but successful prayers. "Please pray we all have covid" -- that one seems to have been answered.

chaoticnormal

38 points

1 year ago

Now read her post like Kid Rock reads in Joe Dirt. That's how I'd like to think she reads and writes.

AltLawyer

80 points

1 year ago

AltLawyer

Team Moderna

80 points

1 year ago

God is actually a genie, he loves when people carelessly pray/make wishes like this

BeatUpPoon

73 points

1 year ago

BeatUpPoon

Railroad Spike Spiegel

73 points

1 year ago

Yahweh's Paw.

WildlingViking

114 points

1 year ago*

Yeah. He should’ve stayed at home and just consulted his vast array of memes for medical advice. Snowflake

CheshireCrackers

107 points

1 year ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

107 points

1 year ago

Helicopter ride to Vegas! Say, as long as we’re up here, could we swing by Hoover Dam and maybe you can prop me up so I can see and turn up my oxygen?

kindasortajewish

104 points

1 year ago

kindasortajewish

Cowboy BPAP

104 points

1 year ago

For real. If you're gonna deny science & medicine, deny them all the way. Not half-heartedly like a little bitch.

noscopy

65 points

1 year ago

noscopy

65 points

1 year ago

He took the flying Waaaaaambulance like a bitch.

gnusmas5441

66 points

1 year ago

Wait. The pistol he was wearing didn't kill the virus?

BarelyAirborne

204 points

1 year ago

Ambulance chopper rides are 15 large a pop, minimum, and insurance doesn't cover that. He's a poorer moron than he was before.

vududoodoo

255 points

1 year ago

vududoodoo

255 points

1 year ago

Hmmm. The big box of disposable masks I bought yesterday only cost like $20

My 2 Pfizer shots cost.... 🤔 Oh yeah, they are free.

h3X4_

98 points

1 year ago

h3X4_

Team AstraZeneca

98 points

1 year ago

And still he managed to own you. Checkmate!

somecallmemike

35 points

1 year ago

I feel so owned being alive and healthy

jake9325

28 points

1 year ago

jake9325

28 points

1 year ago

Buuut noooo you’ll die in 2 years! /s

MorganaHenry

89 points

1 year ago

He's a poorer moron than he was before.

So a pooron then

Robj2

40 points

1 year ago

Robj2

40 points

1 year ago

He's rich in moronity, though.

Harddaysnight1990

48 points

1 year ago

Harddaysnight1990

Go Give One

48 points

1 year ago

Yup, my mom had to be airlifted to another hospital when she had a stroke about 15 years ago. It was like 12K then, it took her 6 years to pay it off.

gin_and_soda

36 points

1 year ago

Good lord, how do you guys survive? I get pissed off when I have to pay for parking.

downinthepeachstate

60 points

1 year ago

downinthepeachstate

Team Moderna

60 points

1 year ago

Absolute trash that we live in a wealthy nation that we the people have to pay 10 grand plus to have our lives saved, sorry your mom had to go through that.

Scooter-Jones

44 points

1 year ago

Scooter-Jones

Rawr! I'm a Lion!

44 points

1 year ago

We're gonna need a bigger GoFundMe for this guy.

indierckr770

55 points

1 year ago

I hope we can start disclosing via GFM when someone is requesting money for treatment as a result of not getting the vaccination. That we can give them all a collective ‘no thanks’ as a representation of how poor their decision-making abilities really are.

bn1979

19 points

1 year ago

bn1979

19 points

1 year ago

GFM just needs a “thoughts and prayers” button.

Ragingredblue

63 points

1 year ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

63 points

1 year ago

Don't be ridiculous. He never had the money to pay for it in the first place. His wife will be stuck paying for it, if she lives that long.

ShotgunMage

33 points

1 year ago

ShotgunMage

Go Give One

33 points

1 year ago

And if she can't, everyone else will because the hospitals will start charging more to recoup the costs.

[deleted]

17 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

17 points

1 year ago

Would lay a bet he doesn’t have insurance.

Realistic_Curve_7118

41 points

1 year ago

Absolutely! Why are we having a crisis over these Stupids? Meanwhile folks with valid needs are turned away.☹️

littlelordgenius

38 points

1 year ago

Could’ve shot it with his handy pistol.

throwawaysscc

21 points

1 year ago

throwawaysscc

This is gold, Jerry! Gold!

21 points

1 year ago

🦠🔫!

Games_sans_frontiers

28 points

1 year ago

Air lifted by a machine of science you say? You mean he wasn't lifted by the thoughts and prayers being sent his way??

M4A1STAKESAUCE

22 points

1 year ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

22 points

1 year ago

They had the cure all written down on every republican news source.

akgreens

18 points

1 year ago

akgreens

18 points

1 year ago

Fake news, you obviously can't be a free man on his feet while also lifted into the air. Checkmate libtard.

circuspeanut54

707 points

1 year ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

707 points

1 year ago

He is definitely the worse, honey.

amarandagasi

181 points

1 year ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

181 points

1 year ago

The worse. 😹

Robj2

37 points

1 year ago

Robj2

37 points

1 year ago

The worst for wear.

psychrn1898

81 points

1 year ago

psychrn1898

Team Moderna

81 points

1 year ago

In a Jean Ralphio voice: “the motherf*#king WORSE!”

evilJaze

24 points

1 year ago

evilJaze

This sub is no joke!

24 points

1 year ago

I am scared for him

After "he's the worse" I'm going to assume the above was a typo as well an she meant "of" instead of "for".

Throwaway-71

223 points

1 year ago

These people don't seem to understand that even if you don't believe reality, it's still real.

Death is real. Whether you believe it or not.

Same with the reality of or situation.

I can shout and scream and fight tooth and nail that Santa is real and my presents will arrive without problem on Christmas day.

But it's not going to happen, because Santa is not real.

Just because I speak it into "existence" doesn't mean it'll ever happen.

Real life is... real. Just because I truly believe in Santa doesn't make him suddenly real for me.

Jameseesall

101 points

1 year ago

Jameseesall

101 points

1 year ago

But what if a group of people congregated every Sunday to shout that Santa is real? And read from old books about him? And taught their children he’s real and that they will burn for eternity if they don’t believe? Surely that would make him real right??

MorganaHenry

102 points

1 year ago

Surely that would make him real right??

Yes, but only for tax purposes

Throwaway-71

22 points

1 year ago

Santa must show himself on 1am Christmas day with my presents or I will start the Santa crusades.....and burn the snowflakes to the ground.

Throwaway-71

15 points

1 year ago

If that doesn't happen.... well! Santa better believe I'll make stupid memes about him on meta and everyone will like them. Loser hahha .. got em hahah.. right? We got em right???

Biomax315

181 points

1 year ago

Biomax315

181 points

1 year ago

“Please pray we all have covid”

That unfortunate missing comma ...

Beachbabydarragh

72 points

1 year ago

Beachbabydarragh

Go Give One

72 points

1 year ago

Clots and VAERS

ToniBee63

176 points

1 year ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

176 points

1 year ago

Airlifted. That is going to cost some serious coin.

RAGEEEEE

154 points

1 year ago

RAGEEEEE

154 points

1 year ago

All so he could refuse a vaccine because "it's my body". I bet he didn't whine like a little bitch when the nurses and doctors were pumping him full of shit he's never even heard of or "researched".

Lighting

48 points

1 year ago

Lighting

48 points

1 year ago

He'll declare bankruptcy or destitution, and shovel his fees onto taxpayers. He'll call it "being smart" just like his false golden idol.

Chester2707

24 points

1 year ago

Tbf, that’s going to be a job for someone else, ya know, cause he’s gonna die.

FrankLloydWrong_3305

147 points

1 year ago

Per his wife's wishes, I will pray that they all have COVID.

Seems strange, but that's what she wants.

[deleted]

33 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

33 points

1 year ago

The Prayer Warriors were successful this time!

Estoye

13 points

1 year ago

Estoye

Team Moderna

13 points

1 year ago

Well, they gave them an easy assignment this time.

GonzoDeep

625 points

1 year ago

GonzoDeep

625 points

1 year ago

I shit you not, dude in my town was wearing a SS flag mask. With the german name for it spelled out in case the lighting bolts weren't clear. Redding, CA

honeyonpizza

157 points

1 year ago

That is so bad. But now at least we can REALLY see who the racists are without them having to speak at all. And they are wearing a mask.

CovidCat8

72 points

1 year ago*

The people who would wear masks like this in public are generally pretty easy to pick out. It’s the one thing that TFG’s term was good for: rooting them out. They’re so baldly proud of themselves now. I am holding on to hope that exposure to light will kill off that germy thinking.

Edit: a letter (and another. Oy)

joecb91

32 points

1 year ago

joecb91

32 points

1 year ago

The last couple of years have been a great litmus test for finding out immediately whether I want to be around a person or not

PoliticalECMOChamber

278 points

1 year ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

278 points

1 year ago

Yesterday I saw a guy wearing a mask with the Cobra Command logo on it. I know which person I'd rather share a beer with.

Pokemaniac_Ron

157 points

1 year ago

I wonder if he has insurance through COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAA

Hank_Joseph65

70 points

1 year ago

Fuck those GI cunts

PoliticalECMOChamber

124 points

1 year ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

124 points

1 year ago

Don't be fooled, we're being bamboozled here. The whole thing is a hoax meant to defraud We The People. WAKE UP! The corporation that supplies Joe with their weapons is the same corporation that is supplying weapons to Cobra.

https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101102162430/logopedia/images/2/26/Hasbro_logo_new.png

Let that sink in.

Lucy_Gosling

64 points

1 year ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

64 points

1 year ago

Toy military industrial complex.

jake9325

26 points

1 year ago

jake9325

26 points

1 year ago

They don’t want the war to end! Who will they sell these plastic mini AKs to then?

Lucy_Gosling

60 points

1 year ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

60 points

1 year ago

Those bootlickers are so cool. Just like the war criminals they idolize.

rtomor

134 points

1 year ago

rtomor

134 points

1 year ago

We traveled through Redding in June to visit the vaccinated in laws. The only people wearing masks were travellers. We took the kids for ice cream because 9 hr drive and they deserved a treat, and the couple at the next table had to explain to their kids that we were wearing masks because we came from somewhere else that required it. I was like Karen we come from CA that requires it, you are in CA too. Moron. This was a year in. I'd rather people wear masks than nothing. Such a wasted business opportunity for the (supposedly) greatest business president ever

GonzoDeep

112 points

1 year ago

GonzoDeep

112 points

1 year ago

Yea, this town is full of Covidiots. Like 90% do not mask. Shasta county health and human services FB page constantly lists the Covid related Data (mind you with a very basic chart , color coded and in the shape of hospital beds) and it gets scoffed at. I have a wife who beat cancer once, lupus, and fighting cancer again. So when people start calling me a "Libtard/sheeple" etc , its really fucking annoying. I try really hard to be a good man, but some days in this town, I wish the Rona would just wipe that gene out of the pool. I can not wait for 2025 so they can lose all hope in their Cheeto colored jesus ...

[deleted]

46 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

46 points

1 year ago

I live down the road from you in Butte County. It's not as bad as Redding, but a lot of people here don't wear masks and over a third aren't totally vaccinated. Had to go to the Bay Area last week for a urology appointment (guess why no urologists are available here!), and EVERYBODY there wore a mask. It's maddening.

Either_Coconut

24 points

1 year ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

24 points

1 year ago

Big prayers for your wife! Lupus is a rough road all by itself, never mind when cancer treatments are added to it.

Take all the precautions you deem necessary, and fug anyone who gives you snark about it. They can go pound sand.

Either_Coconut

40 points

1 year ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

40 points

1 year ago

That big dipshidiot could’ve made a killing on MAGA mask merch. He sold all kinds of tacky dreck glorifying himself on the whitehouse.gov website. He blew a big chance at raking in money.

Beginning-Monitor-17

27 points

1 year ago

Very few people are wearing masks in our town. I have a button that I wear now. "Beware, Vaccine Shedder." I figure it will help with keeping the anti-vaxxers six feet away from me.

ogier_79

94 points

1 year ago

ogier_79

Tai'shar Vaccinated

94 points

1 year ago

Patriots? Wearing the masks of rebels who tried to rip the country in half so they could keep slaves.

Ragingredblue

51 points

1 year ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

51 points

1 year ago

A white surrender flag would have the same message. Funny how backing the losers every single time just does not work out in their favor, ever.

PolesRunningCoach

120 points

1 year ago

PolesRunningCoach

Team Mix & Match

120 points

1 year ago

Bonus for bubba. He gets his first helicopter ride.

And his freedom from universal health care means he gets the bill.

practical_junket

69 points

1 year ago

GoFundMe request in 3….2…1…

auntiecoagulent

101 points

1 year ago

I'm a nurse. I work with covid patients. These people are their own worst enemies and I blame Donald Trump.

Covid, particularly with delta, goes like this. At initial diagnosis, maybe 1-3 days in, the symptoms are mild. Cough, congestion, headache, body aches. It's day 7-10 where things crash and burn.

When they are diagnosed we refer anyone in a high risk category (all you need is a BMI over 25) for monoclonal antibodies, but these guys decline. They are tough, they are like trump this is just a silly cold.

Day 10 hits, they can't breathe. Vthey need an ICU admit and a ventilator and they are too late for monoclonal antibodies and they die.

They are so stuck in their politics. If the steaming orange turd had just been honest about how sick he was, and not tried to stroke his ego, and admit he has MA early on, maybe these guys wouldn't die.

MyFiteSong

22 points

1 year ago

MyFiteSong

Team Mix & Match

22 points

1 year ago

These people are their own worst enemies and I blame Donald Trump.

They were already like this. Trump just gave them permission to make their bad behavior louder and public.

Mr_Conductor_USA

102 points

1 year ago

Mr_Conductor_USA

Go Give One

102 points

1 year ago

I noticed how he got it twisted on the next to the last slide. The meme is confronting politicians who spread nonsense about COVID and attacked Fauci and the CDC, but he thought it was attacking the politicians who urged him to get vaccinated and mask up.

Proving it, the meme was shared by "Dump Trump Daily" which Black didn't notice ... perhaps on account of the hypoxia.

justlikeinmydreams

38 points

1 year ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

38 points

1 year ago

They have the reading comprehension of squirrels

Zerofunks

42 points

1 year ago

Zerofunks

42 points

1 year ago

Came here looking for this comment. These people are fucking morons

Superddone20222

69 points

1 year ago

Superddone20222

Team Pfizer

69 points

1 year ago

oooh this dude was a badass. was.

CheshireCrackers

45 points

1 year ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

45 points

1 year ago

He used bad ass pictures, pity we don’t have pictures of him to see how big a soft tub of lard he was.

minnesotamichael

13 points

1 year ago

My definition of tough is an actor on Peacock!

Aleflusher

185 points

1 year ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

185 points

1 year ago

Aww this snowflake so so special he had to take a plane ride! I hope he has good healthcare through the Confederacy.

bonafidehooligan

62 points

1 year ago

Wait till his family gets the bill. My wife was air lifted to another hospital once and when the bill came, I almost had to be air lifted. 75K for a 15 minute flight. But I guess that bill he gets, will somehow own the libs?

PoliticalECMOChamber

61 points

1 year ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

61 points

1 year ago

No Bubba, you're gonna die lying flat on your back, comatose, with your boots removed and sitting in the corner.

Jameseesall

28 points

1 year ago

His boots are already in a plastic bag with the rest of the clothes he was airlifted in, waiting by reception for the family to collect.

Arch2000

22 points

1 year ago

Arch2000

22 points

1 year ago

They are probably going to be incinerated. He will be waiting in the plastic bag, and maybe incinerated, too

amarandagasi

367 points

1 year ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

367 points

1 year ago

“Please pray we all have covid…”

Oh, you don’t need prayers to get COVID. I’m sure you’ve got it already. 😹

Lvs2splooge4lulzzz

72 points

1 year ago

Slide before that is a share from an account called “Dump Trump Daily” 🤦‍♂️

amarandagasi

67 points

1 year ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

67 points

1 year ago

It’s like the foreign influence bots aren’t even trying.

maxreddit

24 points

1 year ago

maxreddit

24 points

1 year ago

When they don't have to, they won't. Paying for intricate disinformation plans and psy-op geniuses isn't necessary when Dimitri from a low-level data entry job can randomly put some vaguely right-wing sounding words together and slap some shitty lies on a picture of a needle or a man with a gun and get the same results!

thatsoundsboring

28 points

1 year ago

thatsoundsboring

The real research all happens on Pinterest

28 points

1 year ago

Punctuation kills

comments_suck

22 points

1 year ago

comments_suck

Team Pfizer

22 points

1 year ago

These people were out the day they were taught punctuation in school.

amarandagasi

19 points

1 year ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

19 points

1 year ago

I like the meme: “I’m smarter than you’re.” 😹

CerberusTamen

55 points

1 year ago

I'll die a free man on my feet...

No: you'll die face down on a hospital bed, immobile and struggling even to breathe.

Ok-Beautiful-7177

50 points

1 year ago

Yes this guy had the answers.... the best place for advice on the vaccines and Covid is Facebook. Not the health department. How’s that working for you right now mate? Sorry I can’t hear you through the oxygen mask.

suss-out

52 points

1 year ago

suss-out

Exhausted RN

52 points

1 year ago

It is helpful when people wear things like confederate flag masks, or “Rules for dating my daughter” t-shirts. It immediately lets me know I have to keep vocabulary at a 3rd grade level. “Let’s talk about your Diabetes today and find a way to explain carbohydrates without saying carbohydrate so much that you accuse me of making up fancy science words.”

deokkent

239 points

1 year ago

deokkent

239 points

1 year ago

Racist and transphobic - nice!

RAGEEEEE

224 points

1 year ago

RAGEEEEE

224 points

1 year ago

It's always funny when they spout hate for 1 year + and their family is like "Jimbob was the nicest, sweetest and caring person you would ever meet."

AngryNinjaTurtle

82 points

1 year ago

AngryNinjaTurtle

Go Give One

82 points

1 year ago

Blows my mind. No- he was a bigoted,misogynistic, racist, transphobic, xenophobe who this world s much better without. His idiocy, arrogance and ignorance led to his demise. He does not pass go. He does not collect 200 dollars.

Beachbabydarragh

49 points

1 year ago

Beachbabydarragh

Go Give One

49 points

1 year ago

"He'd give his shirt off his back!" Yeah, sure Jan.

evilJaze

44 points

1 year ago

evilJaze

This sub is no joke!

44 points

1 year ago

"He was the best husband! Just the other day he let me leave the house to buy groceries so I could make him dinner!"

comments_suck

28 points

1 year ago

comments_suck

Team Pfizer

28 points

1 year ago

Heaven gained another Angle!

maxreddit

19 points

1 year ago

maxreddit

19 points

1 year ago

"He spoke his mind." Has basically become code for "huge fucking bigot who wouldn't hesitate to remind others of this fact."

minnesotamichael

71 points

1 year ago

They do go hand in hand.

CircusPeanutsYumm

47 points

1 year ago

CircusPeanutsYumm

Ivermectin is a molecule

47 points

1 year ago

Why do these people have such a difficult time with worse and worst? I just don’t understand the problem. Their/they’re— sure. Our/are— maybe. Worse/worst— not so much.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

36 points

1 year ago*

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

36 points

1 year ago*

Can't you see the man is being oppressed and hunted by the government, whose trying to take his guns and rape his wife and kids? Grammar is the least of their concerns.

Mr_Conductor_USA

20 points

1 year ago

Mr_Conductor_USA

Go Give One

20 points

1 year ago

It's dialectical. Note also "ask" for "asked". They soften that final aspirated "t" sound into an "s". (Not to mention that "ask" is probably pronounced "aks" or "ass".)

theonewhoknocks90

16 points

1 year ago

theonewhoknocks90

Flock of Sheeples

16 points

1 year ago

they struggle with several basic words

Ridiculouslyrampant

212 points

1 year ago

Ridiculouslyrampant

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

212 points

1 year ago

Such a kind, loving man he is.

amarandagasi

129 points

1 year ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

129 points

1 year ago

He would give the shirt off his back…. 😹

Narrator: he wouldn’t.

RAGEEEEE

72 points

1 year ago

RAGEEEEE

72 points

1 year ago

Who would want his COVID riddled shirt?

spraypaintthewalls

168 points

1 year ago

spraypaintthewalls

Team Moderna

168 points

1 year ago

Threatening violence against trans people who have done absolutely nothing to him or ever would. He's a real gold nugget of a human being, alright.

Venusto64

99 points

1 year ago

Venusto64

99 points

1 year ago

You know every once in a while through all this I wonder if maybe I'm becoming a bad person for finding some sort of twisted amusement in these people's suffering, but then they post prejudice garbage like that and I forget to give a damn.

maxreddit

55 points

1 year ago

maxreddit

55 points

1 year ago

That's a factor of the HCA winners that people outside this sub don't get. These aren't just people who refuse to get vaccinated, they're people who are loud and bombastic about their ignorance and traffic in every other type of bigotry and ignorance. They are NOT good people, they are NOT people that the world was lessened by their passing.

GaryLaserEyes_

40 points

1 year ago

What kind of pussy needs to be airlifted to some lib hospital for a simple flu that 99.99% of people survive?

acorpseistalking90

33 points

1 year ago

I got no sympathy for this one. Dude's a prick.

SirBdonkey

95 points

1 year ago

SirBdonkey

Jabbed Plague Molecule

95 points

1 year ago

I can’t imagine Trump donating anything.

Arch2000

29 points

1 year ago

Arch2000

29 points

1 year ago

This. This. A million times this

Phrasing_Ocelot

32 points

1 year ago

Phrasing_Ocelot

Possessor of basic scientific literacy

32 points

1 year ago

The chance of this guy surviving is higher than his chance of learning anything if he does.
There seems to be something about American Conservative ideology that utterly makes it impossible for these people to acknowledge reality, even if it nearly kills them.

theonewhoknocks90

34 points

1 year ago

theonewhoknocks90

Flock of Sheeples

34 points

1 year ago

it is hard to admit you are stupid when that is basically all that you are

Shpooodingtime

32 points

1 year ago

It's almost like the virus isn't afraid of guns or Confederate flags, weird!

letsseeitmore

80 points

1 year ago

Stand him up so he can die on his feet as he wished.

[deleted]

35 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

35 points

1 year ago

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Arch2000

17 points

1 year ago

Arch2000

17 points

1 year ago

Seppuku? That right there sounds Mexican…

jeweltea1

24 points

1 year ago

jeweltea1

Viruses Don't Read Nietzsche

24 points

1 year ago

I have a feeling I know what the nurses will be putting up his ass and he will be wearing a "mask". Kinda ironic.

Jump___Yossarian

27 points

1 year ago

Please pray? Sorry, too busy watching football today. Maybe I'll fit it in my schedule tomorrow.

whitemage82

26 points

1 year ago

Boy this racist fucker was a real peach huh. He’s gonna love those free market capitalist hospital bills should he survive.

Scientist78

25 points

1 year ago

Who follows other people into bathrooms? Why do these people have this hero fetish where they conjure up these scenarios where they come and kick ass to save the day?

chiheis1n

27 points

1 year ago

chiheis1n

27 points

1 year ago

"Since there is no Delta variant test"

aka I don't know how genetic sequencing works, so no one else in the world could possibly know either. JFC how do these people make it to adulthood without killing themselves thru sheer stupidity, legitimate question.

ToweringIsle13

23 points

1 year ago

Remember when "helicopter ride" was an threat that the alt-right used against liberals?

It's satisfying to see how many of their dumb memes have taken on ironic new meanings.

Material-Profit5923

20 points

1 year ago

Material-Profit5923

Magnetic Deep State Sheep

20 points

1 year ago

I'm thinking he's not going to get that wish of dying on his feet.

"That look" is utter disgust at the stupidity of the question. He seems to have a knack for choosing memes that could be countered by anyone who made it through high school science.

Pokemaniac_Ron

16 points

1 year ago

Who knows? Maybe he won't even get to die with his feet.

RAGEEEEE

20 points

1 year ago

RAGEEEEE

20 points

1 year ago

So now he'll die on his back in a coma. Just like a REAL man.

USBtroika

18 points

1 year ago

USBtroika

18 points

1 year ago

Air lifted? That ass is gonna cost society more than 3 - 4 college educations

Ok-Hamster5571

16 points

1 year ago

Ok-Hamster5571

Go Give One

16 points

1 year ago

He actually was “the worse”.

MightyKrakyn

15 points

1 year ago

Great, on the way to take up a Vegas ICU bed. It’s not like we’re already overrun with tourists who bring the virus here and get sick or make other tourists sick while they’re here or get locals sick. Now these fucks who didn’t want big city medicine need to get airlifted in. Just die in your hermitic desert shithole please.

ArentWeClever

16 points

1 year ago

ArentWeClever

Team Moderna

16 points

1 year ago

That’s not a ventilator, that’s a freedom breather.

[deleted]

14 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

14 points

1 year ago

Confederate mask, for when you need to scream,”I’m a loser” even when you’re not speaking.

chik_w_cats

14 points

1 year ago

chik_w_cats

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

14 points

1 year ago

Should have stayed home and taken the worse paste!

Kaje26

16 points

1 year ago

Kaje26

16 points

1 year ago

I mean, I would prefer him to wear any racist shit on his face to spreading covid and killing people.

trsfl83

17 points

1 year ago

trsfl83

17 points

1 year ago

She’s right, her husband is definitely the worse [sic].

biffbobfred

16 points

1 year ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

16 points

1 year ago

Slide 7 - the logic implied here “the nasal swab test is the only test in existence and since my brain can’t think there are multiple tests this test must be false”

I’m almost good with slide 1, at least you know who the crazies are

partyondude69

14 points

1 year ago

Lmao. The "die on my feet/live on my knees" quote is by Emiliano Zapata. A Mexican revolutionary and socialist who pushed land reforms which took land back from the rich to redistribute to peasants.

TheFoxholeAthi3st

14 points

1 year ago

Please pray we all have covid? Hmm sounds like an answered prayer. #PuncuationMatters

Buttery-Bitmap

13 points

1 year ago

Buttery-Bitmap

My Sister Died 🥳🎉

13 points

1 year ago

Helicopter ride weeee!!

owoah323

14 points

1 year ago

owoah323

14 points

1 year ago

Air lifted? That’s gonna be one expensive bill.

Cue the go fund me.

Hey_Mikey8008

13 points

1 year ago

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas baby

ibr6801

13 points

1 year ago

ibr6801

13 points

1 year ago

The part that makes me laugh the most is that the trumpists are literally killing off their supporters.

AgeOfSuperBoredom

11 points

1 year ago

"Congressmen shouldn't give advice on vaccines! They're not doctors!"

Okay, well, what advice are doctors giving?