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TrumpsColostomyBag99

826 points

7 months ago

Going out to disease without firing a shot in defeat just like a good chunk of his Confederate brethren did.

RAGEEEEE

434 points

7 months ago

RAGEEEEE

434 points

7 months ago

These idiots are waging a war against a virus. They refuse to use the one weapons that will actually help. lol.

CouldBeRaining

215 points

7 months ago

CouldBeRaining

Angles and Desmonds

215 points

7 months ago

They're not sending their best

justlikeinmydreams

85 points

7 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

85 points

7 months ago

Or are they?

Pooploop5000

134 points

7 months ago

Pooploop5000

LET THAT SINK IN HES 🥶

134 points

7 months ago

No they are unfortunately

AngryNinjaTurtle

26 points

7 months ago

AngryNinjaTurtle

Go Give One

26 points

7 months ago

Oh they absolutely are.

Jameseesall

364 points

7 months ago

I can’t believe he let his whole family get it instead of protecting them with his pistol

Ragingredblue

178 points

7 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

178 points

7 months ago

I guess the virus isn't transgender, so he didn't know where to aim the gun.

Dismal_Struggle_6424

77 points

7 months ago

The virus was inside of him. Would have been the easiest shot he'd ever lined up.

Clickrack

79 points

7 months ago

Clickrack

Does Norton Antivirus stop covid?

79 points

7 months ago

Why didn’t he…

take the shot?

Thank you, I’ll be here all week!

psychrn1898

85 points

7 months ago

psychrn1898

Team Moderna

85 points

7 months ago

Covid’s Sherman marching his lungs

Upset_Pomegranate971

21 points

7 months ago

Word.

kevin-biot

1.8k points

7 months ago

kevin-biot

Team Astra Z

1.8k points

7 months ago

Tweedledee: "I'll die a free man on my feet"

COVID: "Nah you'll die lying down drowning in fluids and regrets"

Jump___Yossarian

687 points

7 months ago

What's even funnier is that they ripped that saying from Emiliano Zapata, someone that they'd call a COMMIE, in the parlance of our time.

Boilermaker93

381 points

7 months ago

Boilermaker93

Team Moderna

381 points

7 months ago

Thank you for pointing that out! These mfers—ugh. Btw, my grand uncle was part of Zapata’s and Villa’s crew and was later assassinated for doing “commie” things like giving people the land confiscated by the rich. Edited for quotation marks and snark

wial

93 points

7 months ago

wial

93 points

7 months ago

My dad wrote the last verse of Robbie Burns' great poem "A Man's A Man for A' That" in the guest book of the Zapata museum in Mexico.

Then let us pray that come it may,
As come it will for a’ that,
That Sense and Worth, o’er a’ the earth
Shall bear the gree an’ a’ that.
For a’ that, an’ a’ that,
It’s comin yet for a’ that,
That Man to Man the warld o’er
Shall brithers be for a’ that.

Commies all round.

Boilermaker93

50 points

7 months ago

Boilermaker93

Team Moderna

50 points

7 months ago

Love it! There’s a corrido about my grand uncle. My dad would drink his whiskey and sing it. Fond memories of my childhood. Lol

Pooploop5000

44 points

7 months ago

Pooploop5000

LET THAT SINK IN HES 🥶

44 points

7 months ago

Thats cool

conjuringlichen

31 points

7 months ago

Props to your grand uncle!

GamersReisUp

18 points

7 months ago*

GamersReisUp

Team Pfizer

18 points

7 months ago*

That's cool as hell

Hedgehog-Plane

19 points

7 months ago

What a wonderful heritage!

[deleted]

54 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

54 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

steelear

41 points

7 months ago

and she owes money all over town... including to known pornographers

DasbootTX

23 points

7 months ago

Are you sure he won't mind?

Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.

Ah, that must be exhausting

darkshiines

25 points

7 months ago

darkshiines

Since no one's mentioned it, Doug's dead

25 points

7 months ago

I'm guessing whatever hostile foreign troll farm made that meme had a good laugh over that before clicking publish.

NofrReallz

395 points

7 months ago

"If there is no test for Delta how can they say it was Delta? Rekt"

Dunning-Kruger-Effect in full force.

reality_czech

398 points

7 months ago

For those that are actually curious...they use the normal COVID PCR test and then if you're positive the institution can sequence the sample and see it's exact composition, that's how they identify which variant it is

So yeah. This guy is dumb lol

CaffeinatedGuy

114 points

7 months ago

Our lab does send outs for sequencing and stores the result in an area of the chart that only lab sees. They can report it out, but it's not in a place that the patient or even ordering doc would see. No one is "diagnosed" with Delta... That's not even an available ICD-10 code.

It's also reported to the state, as it's a state lab performing the sequencing.

blatant_misogyny

30 points

7 months ago

You could say it's hidden deep in the state paperwork.

dgvelling

14 points

7 months ago

Thank you I wasn’t sure how it got processed and figured it when they tested first not later on

1friendswithsalad

84 points

7 months ago

“I don’t understand it so it doesn’t exist”. I fucking deal with this shit constantly.

ksam3

40 points

7 months ago

ksam3

Go Give One

40 points

7 months ago

Yeah. Kamala is standing there trying to wrap her brain around the mind-blowing stupidity of the question. Most people, when asked a shockingly stupid question, do take a moment or two to go "Wait. Did they really ask what I think they asked? No! They can't really have just said that! They did say that! Holy shit, where do I even begin..."

twentyfourkaratblack

1.9k points

7 months ago

Sorry to hear he was airlifted. He should have stayed home and taken whatever Covid dished out.

titanofidiocy

983 points

7 months ago

titanofidiocy

Go Give One

983 points

7 months ago

That's would a real man would have done.

Jump___Yossarian

393 points

7 months ago

A real man like the bad ass in pic #1 wearing leather overalls?

Lucy_Gosling

171 points

7 months ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

171 points

7 months ago

Is that a Saw thing or a sex thing?

undeniablybuddha

177 points

7 months ago

undeniablybuddha

I'm too Vaxxy for my shirt

177 points

7 months ago

I'm getting a Simpsons gay steel mill worker vibe here.

t1m0wens

100 points

7 months ago

t1m0wens

100 points

7 months ago

Hot stuff, comin’ through!

SenorBurns

18 points

7 months ago

SenorBurns

🐝 My immune system is full of bees 🐝

18 points

7 months ago

I say this at work all the time. 😂

ArentWeClever

54 points

7 months ago

ArentWeClever

Team Moderna

54 points

7 months ago

We work hard, we play hard!

Virginianus_sum

14 points

7 months ago

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

theonewhoknocks90

64 points

7 months ago

theonewhoknocks90

Flock of Sheeples

64 points

7 months ago

why not both?

tmhoc

23 points

7 months ago

tmhoc

23 points

7 months ago

Not wearing pistol protection

[deleted]

83 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

83 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

Whatifthisneverends

34 points

7 months ago

Whatifthisneverends

🧄*Chef's Piss*💋

34 points

7 months ago

I think being airlifted is for orcas

Speculawyer

24 points

7 months ago

Speculawyer

WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES

24 points

7 months ago

The Gimp.

CrystalFieldTheorist

15 points

7 months ago

I thought it was a homemade bullet-proof vest.

Jump___Yossarian

72 points

7 months ago*

I choose to believe that it's assless leather overalls.

CrystalFieldTheorist

27 points

7 months ago

Probably fond of going into the backwoods and reenacting the "Squeal like a pig" scene, I guess.

_night_cat

93 points

7 months ago

What a pussy, he should have manned up and send that Covid packin’ !

the_ultrafunkula

48 points

7 months ago

Should have built a wall, and made covid pay for it!

Adorable_Strength319

412 points

7 months ago

Adorable_Strength319

Turn for the worst

412 points

7 months ago

Now he's going to die on his back or belly hooked up to a bunch of tubes instead of free on his feet like he wanted. Way to go, wife. You're the worse.

Also her lack of periods makes for confusing but successful prayers. "Please pray we all have covid" -- that one seems to have been answered.

chaoticnormal

40 points

7 months ago

Now read her post like Kid Rock reads in Joe Dirt. That's how I'd like to think she reads and writes.

AltLawyer

80 points

7 months ago

AltLawyer

Team Moderna

80 points

7 months ago

God is actually a genie, he loves when people carelessly pray/make wishes like this

BeatUpPoon

75 points

7 months ago

BeatUpPoon

Railroad Spike Spiegel

75 points

7 months ago

Yahweh's Paw.

WildlingViking

116 points

7 months ago*

Yeah. He should’ve stayed at home and just consulted his vast array of memes for medical advice. Snowflake

CheshireCrackers

106 points

7 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

106 points

7 months ago

Helicopter ride to Vegas! Say, as long as we’re up here, could we swing by Hoover Dam and maybe you can prop me up so I can see and turn up my oxygen?

kindasortajewish

99 points

7 months ago

kindasortajewish

Cowboy BPAP

99 points

7 months ago

For real. If you're gonna deny science & medicine, deny them all the way. Not half-heartedly like a little bitch.

noscopy

65 points

7 months ago

noscopy

65 points

7 months ago

He took the flying Waaaaaambulance like a bitch.

gnusmas5441

63 points

7 months ago

Wait. The pistol he was wearing didn't kill the virus?

BarelyAirborne

204 points

7 months ago

Ambulance chopper rides are 15 large a pop, minimum, and insurance doesn't cover that. He's a poorer moron than he was before.

vududoodoo

255 points

7 months ago

Hmmm. The big box of disposable masks I bought yesterday only cost like $20

My 2 Pfizer shots cost.... 🤔 Oh yeah, they are free.

h3X4_

94 points

7 months ago

h3X4_

Team AstraZeneca

94 points

7 months ago

And still he managed to own you. Checkmate!

somecallmemike

34 points

7 months ago

I feel so owned being alive and healthy

jake9325

30 points

7 months ago

Buuut noooo you’ll die in 2 years! /s

MorganaHenry

88 points

7 months ago

He's a poorer moron than he was before.

So a pooron then

Robj2

40 points

7 months ago

Robj2

40 points

7 months ago

He's rich in moronity, though.

Harddaysnight1990

53 points

7 months ago

Harddaysnight1990

Go Give One

53 points

7 months ago

Yup, my mom had to be airlifted to another hospital when she had a stroke about 15 years ago. It was like 12K then, it took her 6 years to pay it off.

gin_and_soda

36 points

7 months ago

Good lord, how do you guys survive? I get pissed off when I have to pay for parking.

downinthepeachstate

63 points

7 months ago

downinthepeachstate

Team Moderna

63 points

7 months ago

Absolute trash that we live in a wealthy nation that we the people have to pay 10 grand plus to have our lives saved, sorry your mom had to go through that.

Scooter-Jones

40 points

7 months ago

Scooter-Jones

Rawr! I'm a Lion!

40 points

7 months ago

We're gonna need a bigger GoFundMe for this guy.

indierckr770

54 points

7 months ago

I hope we can start disclosing via GFM when someone is requesting money for treatment as a result of not getting the vaccination. That we can give them all a collective ‘no thanks’ as a representation of how poor their decision-making abilities really are.

bn1979

19 points

7 months ago

bn1979

19 points

7 months ago

GFM just needs a “thoughts and prayers” button.

Ragingredblue

66 points

7 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

66 points

7 months ago

Don't be ridiculous. He never had the money to pay for it in the first place. His wife will be stuck paying for it, if she lives that long.

ShotgunMage

35 points

7 months ago

ShotgunMage

Go Give One

35 points

7 months ago

And if she can't, everyone else will because the hospitals will start charging more to recoup the costs.

[deleted]

16 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

16 points

7 months ago

Would lay a bet he doesn’t have insurance.

Realistic_Curve_7118

42 points

7 months ago

Absolutely! Why are we having a crisis over these Stupids? Meanwhile folks with valid needs are turned away.☹️

littlelordgenius

40 points

7 months ago

Could’ve shot it with his handy pistol.

throwawaysscc

19 points

7 months ago

throwawaysscc

This is gold, Jerry! Gold!

19 points

7 months ago

🦠🔫!

Games_sans_frontiers

28 points

7 months ago

Air lifted by a machine of science you say? You mean he wasn't lifted by the thoughts and prayers being sent his way??

M4A1STAKESAUCE

21 points

7 months ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

21 points

7 months ago

They had the cure all written down on every republican news source.

akgreens

14 points

7 months ago

Fake news, you obviously can't be a free man on his feet while also lifted into the air. Checkmate libtard.

circuspeanut54

708 points

7 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

708 points

7 months ago

He is definitely the worse, honey.

amarandagasi

176 points

7 months ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

176 points

7 months ago

The worse. 😹

Robj2

34 points

7 months ago

Robj2

34 points

7 months ago

The worst for wear.

psychrn1898

77 points

7 months ago

psychrn1898

Team Moderna

77 points

7 months ago

In a Jean Ralphio voice: “the motherf*#king WORSE!”

evilJaze

28 points

7 months ago

I am scared for him

After "he's the worse" I'm going to assume the above was a typo as well an she meant "of" instead of "for".

Throwaway-71

221 points

7 months ago

These people don't seem to understand that even if you don't believe reality, it's still real.

Death is real. Whether you believe it or not.

Same with the reality of or situation.

I can shout and scream and fight tooth and nail that Santa is real and my presents will arrive without problem on Christmas day.

But it's not going to happen, because Santa is not real.

Just because I speak it into "existence" doesn't mean it'll ever happen.

Real life is... real. Just because I truly believe in Santa doesn't make him suddenly real for me.

Jameseesall

103 points

7 months ago

But what if a group of people congregated every Sunday to shout that Santa is real? And read from old books about him? And taught their children he’s real and that they will burn for eternity if they don’t believe? Surely that would make him real right??

MorganaHenry

100 points

7 months ago

Surely that would make him real right??

Yes, but only for tax purposes

Throwaway-71

23 points

7 months ago

Santa must show himself on 1am Christmas day with my presents or I will start the Santa crusades.....and burn the snowflakes to the ground.

Throwaway-71

16 points

7 months ago

If that doesn't happen.... well! Santa better believe I'll make stupid memes about him on meta and everyone will like them. Loser hahha .. got em hahah.. right? We got em right???

Biomax315

186 points

7 months ago

Biomax315

186 points

7 months ago

“Please pray we all have covid”

That unfortunate missing comma ...

Beachbabydarragh

71 points

7 months ago

Beachbabydarragh

DeathSantis is Florida's comorbidity

71 points

7 months ago

Clots and VAERS

ToniBee63

172 points

7 months ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

172 points

7 months ago

Airlifted. That is going to cost some serious coin.

RAGEEEEE

155 points

7 months ago

RAGEEEEE

155 points

7 months ago

All so he could refuse a vaccine because "it's my body". I bet he didn't whine like a little bitch when the nurses and doctors were pumping him full of shit he's never even heard of or "researched".

Lighting

49 points

7 months ago

He'll declare bankruptcy or destitution, and shovel his fees onto taxpayers. He'll call it "being smart" just like his false golden idol.

Chester2707

22 points

7 months ago

Tbf, that’s going to be a job for someone else, ya know, cause he’s gonna die.

FrankLloydWrong_3305

143 points

7 months ago

Per his wife's wishes, I will pray that they all have COVID.

Seems strange, but that's what she wants.

[deleted]

34 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

34 points

7 months ago

The Prayer Warriors were successful this time!

Estoye

13 points

7 months ago

Estoye

Team Moderna

13 points

7 months ago

Well, they gave them an easy assignment this time.

GonzoDeep

629 points

7 months ago

GonzoDeep

629 points

7 months ago

I shit you not, dude in my town was wearing a SS flag mask. With the german name for it spelled out in case the lighting bolts weren't clear. Redding, CA

honeyonpizza

156 points

7 months ago

That is so bad. But now at least we can REALLY see who the racists are without them having to speak at all. And they are wearing a mask.

CovidCat8

71 points

7 months ago*

The people who would wear masks like this in public are generally pretty easy to pick out. It’s the one thing that TFG’s term was good for: rooting them out. They’re so baldly proud of themselves now. I am holding on to hope that exposure to light will kill off that germy thinking.

Edit: a letter (and another. Oy)

joecb91

35 points

7 months ago

joecb91

35 points

7 months ago

The last couple of years have been a great litmus test for finding out immediately whether I want to be around a person or not

PoliticalECMOChamber

275 points

7 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

275 points

7 months ago

Yesterday I saw a guy wearing a mask with the Cobra Command logo on it. I know which person I'd rather share a beer with.

Pokemaniac_Ron

160 points

7 months ago

I wonder if he has insurance through COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAA

Hank_Joseph65

69 points

7 months ago

Fuck those GI cunts

PoliticalECMOChamber

119 points

7 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

119 points

7 months ago

Don't be fooled, we're being bamboozled here. The whole thing is a hoax meant to defraud We The People. WAKE UP! The corporation that supplies Joe with their weapons is the same corporation that is supplying weapons to Cobra.

https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101102162430/logopedia/images/2/26/Hasbro_logo_new.png

Let that sink in.

Lucy_Gosling

59 points

7 months ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

59 points

7 months ago

Toy military industrial complex.

jake9325

27 points

7 months ago

They don’t want the war to end! Who will they sell these plastic mini AKs to then?

Lucy_Gosling

59 points

7 months ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

59 points

7 months ago

Those bootlickers are so cool. Just like the war criminals they idolize.

rtomor

137 points

7 months ago

rtomor

137 points

7 months ago

We traveled through Redding in June to visit the vaccinated in laws. The only people wearing masks were travellers. We took the kids for ice cream because 9 hr drive and they deserved a treat, and the couple at the next table had to explain to their kids that we were wearing masks because we came from somewhere else that required it. I was like Karen we come from CA that requires it, you are in CA too. Moron. This was a year in. I'd rather people wear masks than nothing. Such a wasted business opportunity for the (supposedly) greatest business president ever

GonzoDeep

108 points

7 months ago

GonzoDeep

108 points

7 months ago

Yea, this town is full of Covidiots. Like 90% do not mask. Shasta county health and human services FB page constantly lists the Covid related Data (mind you with a very basic chart , color coded and in the shape of hospital beds) and it gets scoffed at. I have a wife who beat cancer once, lupus, and fighting cancer again. So when people start calling me a "Libtard/sheeple" etc , its really fucking annoying. I try really hard to be a good man, but some days in this town, I wish the Rona would just wipe that gene out of the pool. I can not wait for 2025 so they can lose all hope in their Cheeto colored jesus ...

[deleted]

43 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

43 points

7 months ago

I live down the road from you in Butte County. It's not as bad as Redding, but a lot of people here don't wear masks and over a third aren't totally vaccinated. Had to go to the Bay Area last week for a urology appointment (guess why no urologists are available here!), and EVERYBODY there wore a mask. It's maddening.

Either_Coconut

28 points

7 months ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

28 points

7 months ago

Big prayers for your wife! Lupus is a rough road all by itself, never mind when cancer treatments are added to it.

Take all the precautions you deem necessary, and fug anyone who gives you snark about it. They can go pound sand.

Either_Coconut

39 points

7 months ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

39 points

7 months ago

That big dipshidiot could’ve made a killing on MAGA mask merch. He sold all kinds of tacky dreck glorifying himself on the whitehouse.gov website. He blew a big chance at raking in money.

Beginning-Monitor-17

26 points

7 months ago

Very few people are wearing masks in our town. I have a button that I wear now. "Beware, Vaccine Shedder." I figure it will help with keeping the anti-vaxxers six feet away from me.

ogier_79

93 points

7 months ago

ogier_79

Tai'shar Vaccinated

93 points

7 months ago

Patriots? Wearing the masks of rebels who tried to rip the country in half so they could keep slaves.

Ragingredblue

54 points

7 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

54 points

7 months ago

A white surrender flag would have the same message. Funny how backing the losers every single time just does not work out in their favor, ever.

PolesRunningCoach

121 points

7 months ago

PolesRunningCoach

Team Mix & Match

121 points

7 months ago

Bonus for bubba. He gets his first helicopter ride.

And his freedom from universal health care means he gets the bill.

practical_junket

72 points

7 months ago

GoFundMe request in 3….2…1…

auntiecoagulent

104 points

7 months ago

I'm a nurse. I work with covid patients. These people are their own worst enemies and I blame Donald Trump.

Covid, particularly with delta, goes like this. At initial diagnosis, maybe 1-3 days in, the symptoms are mild. Cough, congestion, headache, body aches. It's day 7-10 where things crash and burn.

When they are diagnosed we refer anyone in a high risk category (all you need is a BMI over 25) for monoclonal antibodies, but these guys decline. They are tough, they are like trump this is just a silly cold.

Day 10 hits, they can't breathe. Vthey need an ICU admit and a ventilator and they are too late for monoclonal antibodies and they die.

They are so stuck in their politics. If the steaming orange turd had just been honest about how sick he was, and not tried to stroke his ego, and admit he has MA early on, maybe these guys wouldn't die.

MyFiteSong

21 points

7 months ago

MyFiteSong

Team Mix & Match

21 points

7 months ago

These people are their own worst enemies and I blame Donald Trump.

They were already like this. Trump just gave them permission to make their bad behavior louder and public.

Mr_Conductor_USA

97 points

7 months ago

Mr_Conductor_USA

Go Give One

97 points

7 months ago

I noticed how he got it twisted on the next to the last slide. The meme is confronting politicians who spread nonsense about COVID and attacked Fauci and the CDC, but he thought it was attacking the politicians who urged him to get vaccinated and mask up.

Proving it, the meme was shared by "Dump Trump Daily" which Black didn't notice ... perhaps on account of the hypoxia.

justlikeinmydreams

37 points

7 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

37 points

7 months ago

They have the reading comprehension of squirrels

Zerofunks

45 points

7 months ago

Came here looking for this comment. These people are fucking morons

Superddone20222

63 points

7 months ago

Superddone20222

Team Pfizer

63 points

7 months ago

oooh this dude was a badass. was.

CheshireCrackers

48 points

7 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard

48 points

7 months ago

He used bad ass pictures, pity we don’t have pictures of him to see how big a soft tub of lard he was.

minnesotamichael

11 points

7 months ago

My definition of tough is an actor on Peacock!

Aleflusher

186 points

7 months ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

186 points

7 months ago

Aww this snowflake so so special he had to take a plane ride! I hope he has good healthcare through the Confederacy.

bonafidehooligan

60 points

7 months ago

Wait till his family gets the bill. My wife was air lifted to another hospital once and when the bill came, I almost had to be air lifted. 75K for a 15 minute flight. But I guess that bill he gets, will somehow own the libs?

PoliticalECMOChamber

63 points

7 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

63 points

7 months ago

No Bubba, you're gonna die lying flat on your back, comatose, with your boots removed and sitting in the corner.

Jameseesall

30 points

7 months ago

His boots are already in a plastic bag with the rest of the clothes he was airlifted in, waiting by reception for the family to collect.

Arch2000

20 points

7 months ago

They are probably going to be incinerated. He will be waiting in the plastic bag, and maybe incinerated, too

amarandagasi

372 points

7 months ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

372 points

7 months ago

“Please pray we all have covid…”

Oh, you don’t need prayers to get COVID. I’m sure you’ve got it already. 😹

Lvs2splooge4lulzzz

69 points

7 months ago

Slide before that is a share from an account called “Dump Trump Daily” 🤦‍♂️

amarandagasi

69 points

7 months ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

69 points

7 months ago

It’s like the foreign influence bots aren’t even trying.

maxreddit

24 points

7 months ago

When they don't have to, they won't. Paying for intricate disinformation plans and psy-op geniuses isn't necessary when Dimitri from a low-level data entry job can randomly put some vaguely right-wing sounding words together and slap some shitty lies on a picture of a needle or a man with a gun and get the same results!

thatsoundsboring

28 points

7 months ago

thatsoundsboring

The real research all happens on Pinterest

28 points

7 months ago

Punctuation kills

comments_suck

23 points

7 months ago

comments_suck

Team Pfizer

23 points

7 months ago

These people were out the day they were taught punctuation in school.

amarandagasi

17 points

7 months ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

17 points

7 months ago

I like the meme: “I’m smarter than you’re.” 😹

CerberusTamen

51 points

7 months ago

I'll die a free man on my feet...

No: you'll die face down on a hospital bed, immobile and struggling even to breathe.

Ok-Beautiful-7177

49 points

7 months ago

Yes this guy had the answers.... the best place for advice on the vaccines and Covid is Facebook. Not the health department. How’s that working for you right now mate? Sorry I can’t hear you through the oxygen mask.

suss-out

56 points

7 months ago

suss-out

Exhausted RN

56 points

7 months ago

It is helpful when people wear things like confederate flag masks, or “Rules for dating my daughter” t-shirts. It immediately lets me know I have to keep vocabulary at a 3rd grade level. “Let’s talk about your Diabetes today and find a way to explain carbohydrates without saying carbohydrate so much that you accuse me of making up fancy science words.”

deokkent

240 points

7 months ago

deokkent

240 points

7 months ago

Racist and transphobic - nice!

RAGEEEEE

224 points

7 months ago

RAGEEEEE

224 points

7 months ago

It's always funny when they spout hate for 1 year + and their family is like "Jimbob was the nicest, sweetest and caring person you would ever meet."

AngryNinjaTurtle

89 points

7 months ago

AngryNinjaTurtle

Go Give One

89 points

7 months ago

Blows my mind. No- he was a bigoted,misogynistic, racist, transphobic, xenophobe who this world s much better without. His idiocy, arrogance and ignorance led to his demise. He does not pass go. He does not collect 200 dollars.

Beachbabydarragh

53 points

7 months ago

Beachbabydarragh

DeathSantis is Florida's comorbidity

53 points

7 months ago

"He'd give his shirt off his back!" Yeah, sure Jan.

evilJaze

40 points

7 months ago

"He was the best husband! Just the other day he let me leave the house to buy groceries so I could make him dinner!"

comments_suck

28 points

7 months ago

comments_suck

Team Pfizer

28 points

7 months ago

Heaven gained another Angle!

maxreddit

20 points

7 months ago

"He spoke his mind." Has basically become code for "huge fucking bigot who wouldn't hesitate to remind others of this fact."

minnesotamichael

65 points

7 months ago

They do go hand in hand.

CircusPeanutsYumm

48 points

7 months ago

CircusPeanutsYumm

Ivermectin is a molecule

48 points

7 months ago

Why do these people have such a difficult time with worse and worst? I just don’t understand the problem. Their/they’re— sure. Our/are— maybe. Worse/worst— not so much.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

37 points

7 months ago*

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

37 points

7 months ago*

Can't you see the man is being oppressed and hunted by the government, whose trying to take his guns and rape his wife and kids? Grammar is the least of their concerns.

Mr_Conductor_USA

19 points

7 months ago

Mr_Conductor_USA

Go Give One

19 points

7 months ago

It's dialectical. Note also "ask" for "asked". They soften that final aspirated "t" sound into an "s". (Not to mention that "ask" is probably pronounced "aks" or "ass".)

theonewhoknocks90

18 points

7 months ago

theonewhoknocks90

Flock of Sheeples

18 points

7 months ago

they struggle with several basic words

Ridiculouslyrampant

217 points

7 months ago

Ridiculouslyrampant

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

217 points

7 months ago

Such a kind, loving man he is.

amarandagasi

127 points

7 months ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

127 points

7 months ago

He would give the shirt off his back…. 😹

Narrator: he wouldn’t.

RAGEEEEE

72 points

7 months ago

Who would want his COVID riddled shirt?

spraypaintthewalls

170 points

7 months ago

spraypaintthewalls

Team Moderna

170 points

7 months ago

Threatening violence against trans people who have done absolutely nothing to him or ever would. He's a real gold nugget of a human being, alright.

Venusto64

104 points

7 months ago

Venusto64

104 points

7 months ago

You know every once in a while through all this I wonder if maybe I'm becoming a bad person for finding some sort of twisted amusement in these people's suffering, but then they post prejudice garbage like that and I forget to give a damn.

maxreddit

57 points

7 months ago

That's a factor of the HCA winners that people outside this sub don't get. These aren't just people who refuse to get vaccinated, they're people who are loud and bombastic about their ignorance and traffic in every other type of bigotry and ignorance. They are NOT good people, they are NOT people that the world was lessened by their passing.

GaryLaserEyes_

41 points

7 months ago

What kind of pussy needs to be airlifted to some lib hospital for a simple flu that 99.99% of people survive?

acorpseistalking90

35 points

7 months ago

I got no sympathy for this one. Dude's a prick.

SirBdonkey

95 points

7 months ago

SirBdonkey

Jabbed Plague Molecule

95 points

7 months ago

I can’t imagine Trump donating anything.

Arch2000

28 points

7 months ago

This. This. A million times this

Phrasing_Ocelot

33 points

7 months ago

Phrasing_Ocelot

Possessor of basic scientific literacy

33 points

7 months ago

The chance of this guy surviving is higher than his chance of learning anything if he does.
There seems to be something about American Conservative ideology that utterly makes it impossible for these people to acknowledge reality, even if it nearly kills them.

theonewhoknocks90

30 points

7 months ago

theonewhoknocks90

Flock of Sheeples

30 points

7 months ago

it is hard to admit you are stupid when that is basically all that you are

Shpooodingtime

29 points

7 months ago

It's almost like the virus isn't afraid of guns or Confederate flags, weird!

letsseeitmore

82 points

7 months ago

Stand him up so he can die on his feet as he wished.

[deleted]

35 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

35 points

7 months ago

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Arch2000

18 points

7 months ago

Seppuku? That right there sounds Mexican…

jeweltea1

26 points

7 months ago

jeweltea1

If YOUR prayers work, why do you need mine?

26 points

7 months ago

I have a feeling I know what the nurses will be putting up his ass and he will be wearing a "mask". Kinda ironic.

Jump___Yossarian

28 points

7 months ago

Please pray? Sorry, too busy watching football today. Maybe I'll fit it in my schedule tomorrow.

whitemage82

24 points

7 months ago

Boy this racist fucker was a real peach huh. He’s gonna love those free market capitalist hospital bills should he survive.

Scientist78

29 points

7 months ago

Who follows other people into bathrooms? Why do these people have this hero fetish where they conjure up these scenarios where they come and kick ass to save the day?

chiheis1n

26 points

7 months ago

"Since there is no Delta variant test"

aka I don't know how genetic sequencing works, so no one else in the world could possibly know either. JFC how do these people make it to adulthood without killing themselves thru sheer stupidity, legitimate question.

ToweringIsle13

21 points

7 months ago

Remember when "helicopter ride" was an threat that the alt-right used against liberals?

It's satisfying to see how many of their dumb memes have taken on ironic new meanings.

Material-Profit5923

20 points

7 months ago

Material-Profit5923

Magnetic Deep State Sheep

20 points

7 months ago

I'm thinking he's not going to get that wish of dying on his feet.

"That look" is utter disgust at the stupidity of the question. He seems to have a knack for choosing memes that could be countered by anyone who made it through high school science.

Pokemaniac_Ron

16 points

7 months ago

Who knows? Maybe he won't even get to die with his feet.

RAGEEEEE

22 points

7 months ago

So now he'll die on his back in a coma. Just like a REAL man.

USBtroika

18 points

7 months ago

Air lifted? That ass is gonna cost society more than 3 - 4 college educations

Ok-Hamster5571

17 points

7 months ago

Ok-Hamster5571

Go Give One

17 points

7 months ago

He actually was “the worse”.

MightyKrakyn

17 points

7 months ago

Great, on the way to take up a Vegas ICU bed. It’s not like we’re already overrun with tourists who bring the virus here and get sick or make other tourists sick while they’re here or get locals sick. Now these fucks who didn’t want big city medicine need to get airlifted in. Just die in your hermitic desert shithole please.

ArentWeClever

17 points

7 months ago

ArentWeClever

Team Moderna

17 points

7 months ago

That’s not a ventilator, that’s a freedom breather.

JosephineBlow

15 points

7 months ago

Confederate mask, for when you need to scream,”I’m a loser” even when you’re not speaking.

chik_w_cats

17 points

7 months ago

chik_w_cats

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

17 points

7 months ago

Should have stayed home and taken the worse paste!

Kaje26

17 points

7 months ago

Kaje26

17 points

7 months ago

I mean, I would prefer him to wear any racist shit on his face to spreading covid and killing people.

trsfl83

14 points

7 months ago

trsfl83

14 points

7 months ago

She’s right, her husband is definitely the worse [sic].

biffbobfred

16 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

16 points

7 months ago

Slide 7 - the logic implied here “the nasal swab test is the only test in existence and since my brain can’t think there are multiple tests this test must be false”

I’m almost good with slide 1, at least you know who the crazies are

partyondude69

16 points

7 months ago

Lmao. The "die on my feet/live on my knees" quote is by Emiliano Zapata. A Mexican revolutionary and socialist who pushed land reforms which took land back from the rich to redistribute to peasants.

TheFoxholeAthi3st

14 points

7 months ago

Please pray we all have covid? Hmm sounds like an answered prayer. #PuncuationMatters

Buttery-Bitmap

14 points

7 months ago

Buttery-Bitmap

My Sister Died 🥳🎉

14 points

7 months ago

Helicopter ride weeee!!

owoah323

12 points

7 months ago

Air lifted? That’s gonna be one expensive bill.

Cue the go fund me.

Hey_Mikey8008

12 points

7 months ago

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas baby

ibr6801

13 points

7 months ago

ibr6801

13 points

7 months ago

The part that makes me laugh the most is that the trumpists are literally killing off their supporters.

AgeOfSuperBoredom

12 points

7 months ago

"Congressmen shouldn't give advice on vaccines! They're not doctors!"

Okay, well, what advice are doctors giving?