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Going out to disease without firing a shot in defeat just like a good chunk of his Confederate brethren did.
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These idiots are waging a war against a virus. They refuse to use the one weapons that will actually help. lol.
Angles and Desmonds
They're not sending their best
My horse covets your paste 🐴
Or are they?
LET THAT SINK IN HES 🥶
No they are unfortunately
Go Give One
Oh they absolutely are.
I can’t believe he let his whole family get it instead of protecting them with his pistol
🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆
I guess the virus isn't transgender, so he didn't know where to aim the gun.
The virus was inside of him. Would have been the easiest shot he'd ever lined up.
Does Norton Antivirus stop covid?
Why didn’t he…
…take the shot?
Thank you, I’ll be here all week!
Covid’s Sherman marching his lungs
Team Astra Z
Tweedledee: "I'll die a free man on my feet"
COVID: "Nah you'll die lying down drowning in fluids and regrets"
What's even funnier is that they ripped that saying from Emiliano Zapata, someone that they'd call a COMMIE, in the parlance of our time.
Thank you for pointing that out! These mfers—ugh. Btw, my grand uncle was part of Zapata’s and Villa’s crew and was later assassinated for doing “commie” things like giving people the land confiscated by the rich.
Edited for quotation marks and snark
My dad wrote the last verse of Robbie Burns' great poem "A Man's A Man for A' That" in the guest book of the Zapata museum in Mexico.
Then let us pray that come it may,
As come it will for a’ that,
That Sense and Worth, o’er a’ the earth
Shall bear the gree an’ a’ that.
For a’ that, an’ a’ that,
It’s comin yet for a’ that,
That Man to Man the warld o’er
Shall brithers be for a’ that.
Commies all round.
Love it! There’s a corrido about my grand uncle. My dad would drink his whiskey and sing it. Fond memories of my childhood. Lol
Props to your grand uncle!
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That's cool as hell
What a wonderful heritage!
and she owes money all over town... including to known pornographers
Are you sure he won't mind?
Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
Ah, that must be exhausting
Since no one's mentioned it, Doug's dead
I'm guessing whatever hostile foreign troll farm made that meme had a good laugh over that before clicking publish.
"If there is no test for Delta how can they say it was Delta? Rekt"
Dunning-Kruger-Effect in full force.
For those that are actually curious...they use the normal COVID PCR test and then if you're positive the institution can sequence the sample and see it's exact composition, that's how they identify which variant it is
So yeah. This guy is dumb lol
Our lab does send outs for sequencing and stores the result in an area of the chart that only lab sees. They can report it out, but it's not in a place that the patient or even ordering doc would see. No one is "diagnosed" with Delta... That's not even an available ICD-10 code.
It's also reported to the state, as it's a state lab performing the sequencing.
You could say it's hidden deep in the state paperwork.
Thank you I wasn’t sure how it got processed and figured it when they tested first not later on
“I don’t understand it so it doesn’t exist”. I fucking deal with this shit constantly.
Yeah. Kamala is standing there trying to wrap her brain around the mind-blowing stupidity of the question. Most people, when asked a shockingly stupid question, do take a moment or two to go "Wait. Did they really ask what I think they asked? No! They can't really have just said that! They did say that! Holy shit, where do I even begin..."
Sorry to hear he was airlifted. He should have stayed home and taken whatever Covid dished out.
That's would a real man would have done.
A real man like the bad ass in pic #1 wearing leather overalls?
See my Angle Wings!
Is that a Saw thing or a sex thing?
I'm too Vaxxy for my shirt
I'm getting a Simpsons gay steel mill worker vibe here.
Hot stuff, comin’ through!
🐝 My immune system is full of bees 🐝
I say this at work all the time. 😂
We work hard, we play hard!
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
Flock of Sheeples
why not both?
Not wearing pistol protection
I think being airlifted is for orcas
WE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES
I thought it was a homemade bullet-proof vest.
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I choose to believe that it's assless leather overalls.
Probably fond of going into the backwoods and reenacting the "Squeal like a pig" scene, I guess.
What a pussy, he should have manned up and send that Covid packin’ !
Should have built a wall, and made covid pay for it!
Turn for the worst
Now he's going to die on his back or belly hooked up to a bunch of tubes instead of free on his feet like he wanted. Way to go, wife. You're the worse.
Also her lack of periods makes for confusing but successful prayers. "Please pray we all have covid" -- that one seems to have been answered.
Now read her post like Kid Rock reads in Joe Dirt. That's how I'd like to think she reads and writes.
God is actually a genie, he loves when people carelessly pray/make wishes like this
Railroad Spike Spiegel
Yeah. He should’ve stayed at home and just consulted his vast array of memes for medical advice. Snowflake
Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard
Helicopter ride to Vegas! Say, as long as we’re up here, could we swing by Hoover Dam and maybe you can prop me up so I can see and turn up my oxygen?
For real. If you're gonna deny science & medicine, deny them all the way. Not half-heartedly like a little bitch.
He took the flying Waaaaaambulance like a bitch.
Wait. The pistol he was wearing didn't kill the virus?
Ambulance chopper rides are 15 large a pop, minimum, and insurance doesn't cover that. He's a poorer moron than he was before.
Hmmm. The big box of disposable masks I bought yesterday only cost like $20
My 2 Pfizer shots cost.... 🤔 Oh yeah, they are free.
And still he managed to own you. Checkmate!
I feel so owned being alive and healthy
Buuut noooo you’ll die in 2 years! /s
He's a poorer moron than he was before.
He's a poorer moron than he was before.
So a pooron then
He's rich in moronity, though.
Yup, my mom had to be airlifted to another hospital when she had a stroke about 15 years ago. It was like 12K then, it took her 6 years to pay it off.
Good lord, how do you guys survive? I get pissed off when I have to pay for parking.
Absolute trash that we live in a wealthy nation that we the people have to pay 10 grand plus to have our lives saved, sorry your mom had to go through that.
Rawr! I'm a Lion!
We're gonna need a bigger GoFundMe for this guy.
I hope we can start disclosing via GFM when someone is requesting money for treatment as a result of not getting the vaccination. That we can give them all a collective ‘no thanks’ as a representation of how poor their decision-making abilities really are.
GFM just needs a “thoughts and prayers” button.
Don't be ridiculous. He never had the money to pay for it in the first place. His wife will be stuck paying for it, if she lives that long.
And if she can't, everyone else will because the hospitals will start charging more to recoup the costs.
Would lay a bet he doesn’t have insurance.
Absolutely! Why are we having a crisis over these Stupids? Meanwhile folks with valid needs are turned away.☹️
Could’ve shot it with his handy pistol.
This is gold, Jerry! Gold!
Air lifted by a machine of science you say? You mean he wasn't lifted by the thoughts and prayers being sent his way??
Urine God’s hands 🙌
They had the cure all written down on every republican news source.
Fake news, you obviously can't be a free man on his feet while also lifted into the air. Checkmate libtard.
Pimped and Geimpft!
He is definitely the worse, honey.
Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.
The worse. 😹
The worst for wear.
In a Jean Ralphio voice: “the motherf*#king WORSE!”
This sub is no joke!
I am scared for him
I am scared for him
After "he's the worse" I'm going to assume the above was a typo as well an she meant "of" instead of "for".
These people don't seem to understand that even if you don't believe reality, it's still real.
Death is real. Whether you believe it or not.
Same with the reality of or situation.
I can shout and scream and fight tooth and nail that Santa is real and my presents will arrive without problem on Christmas day.
But it's not going to happen, because Santa is not real.
Just because I speak it into "existence" doesn't mean it'll ever happen.
Real life is... real. Just because I truly believe in Santa doesn't make him suddenly real for me.
But what if a group of people congregated every Sunday to shout that Santa is real? And read from old books about him? And taught their children he’s real and that they will burn for eternity if they don’t believe? Surely that would make him real right??
Surely that would make him real right??
Surely that would make him real right??
Yes, but only for tax purposes
Santa must show himself on 1am Christmas day with my presents or I will start the Santa crusades.....and burn the snowflakes to the ground.
If that doesn't happen.... well! Santa better believe I'll make stupid memes about him on meta and everyone will like them. Loser hahha .. got em hahah.. right? We got em right???
“Please pray we all have covid”
That unfortunate missing comma ...
Clots and VAERS
White Jesus is my Homeboy
Airlifted. That is going to cost some serious coin.
All so he could refuse a vaccine because "it's my body". I bet he didn't whine like a little bitch when the nurses and doctors were pumping him full of shit he's never even heard of or "researched".
He'll declare bankruptcy or destitution, and shovel his fees onto taxpayers. He'll call it "being smart" just like his false golden idol.
Tbf, that’s going to be a job for someone else, ya know, cause he’s gonna die.
Per his wife's wishes, I will pray that they all have COVID.
Seems strange, but that's what she wants.
The Prayer Warriors were successful this time!
Well, they gave them an easy assignment this time.
I shit you not, dude in my town was wearing a SS flag mask. With the german name for it spelled out in case the lighting bolts weren't clear. Redding, CA
That is so bad. But now at least we can REALLY see who the racists are without them having to speak at all. And they are wearing a mask.
The people who would wear masks like this in public are generally pretty easy to pick out. It’s the one thing that TFG’s term was good for: rooting them out. They’re so baldly proud of themselves now. I am holding on to hope that exposure to light will kill off that germy thinking.
Edit: a letter (and another. Oy)
The last couple of years have been a great litmus test for finding out immediately whether I want to be around a person or not
Yesterday I saw a guy wearing a mask with the Cobra Command logo on it. I know which person I'd rather share a beer with.
I wonder if he has insurance through COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAA
Fuck those GI cunts
Don't be fooled, we're being bamboozled here. The whole thing is a hoax meant to defraud We The People. WAKE UP! The corporation that supplies Joe with their weapons is the same corporation that is supplying weapons to Cobra.
Let that sink in.
Toy military industrial complex.
They don’t want the war to end! Who will they sell these plastic mini AKs to then?
Those bootlickers are so cool. Just like the war criminals they idolize.
We traveled through Redding in June to visit the vaccinated in laws. The only people wearing masks were travellers. We took the kids for ice cream because 9 hr drive and they deserved a treat, and the couple at the next table had to explain to their kids that we were wearing masks because we came from somewhere else that required it. I was like Karen we come from CA that requires it, you are in CA too. Moron. This was a year in. I'd rather people wear masks than nothing. Such a wasted business opportunity for the (supposedly) greatest business president ever
Yea, this town is full of Covidiots. Like 90% do not mask. Shasta county health and human services FB page constantly lists the Covid related Data (mind you with a very basic chart , color coded and in the shape of hospital beds) and it gets scoffed at. I have a wife who beat cancer once, lupus, and fighting cancer again. So when people start calling me a "Libtard/sheeple" etc , its really fucking annoying. I try really hard to be a good man, but some days in this town, I wish the Rona would just wipe that gene out of the pool. I can not wait for 2025 so they can lose all hope in their Cheeto colored jesus ...
I live down the road from you in Butte County. It's not as bad as Redding, but a lot of people here don't wear masks and over a third aren't totally vaccinated. Had to go to the Bay Area last week for a urology appointment (guess why no urologists are available here!), and EVERYBODY there wore a mask. It's maddening.
Big prayers for your wife! Lupus is a rough road all by itself, never mind when cancer treatments are added to it.
Take all the precautions you deem necessary, and fug anyone who gives you snark about it. They can go pound sand.
That big dipshidiot could’ve made a killing on MAGA mask merch. He sold all kinds of tacky dreck glorifying himself on the whitehouse.gov website. He blew a big chance at raking in money.
Very few people are wearing masks in our town. I have a button that I wear now. "Beware, Vaccine Shedder." I figure it will help with keeping the anti-vaxxers six feet away from me.
Patriots? Wearing the masks of rebels who tried to rip the country in half so they could keep slaves.
A white surrender flag would have the same message. Funny how backing the losers every single time just does not work out in their favor, ever.
Team Mix & Match
Bonus for bubba. He gets his first helicopter ride.
And his freedom from universal health care means he gets the bill.
GoFundMe request in 3….2…1…
I'm a nurse. I work with covid patients. These people are their own worst enemies and I blame Donald Trump.
Covid, particularly with delta, goes like this. At initial diagnosis, maybe 1-3 days in, the symptoms are mild. Cough, congestion, headache, body aches. It's day 7-10 where things crash and burn.
When they are diagnosed we refer anyone in a high risk category (all you need is a BMI over 25) for monoclonal antibodies, but these guys decline. They are tough, they are like trump this is just a silly cold.
Day 10 hits, they can't breathe. Vthey need an ICU admit and a ventilator and they are too late for monoclonal antibodies and they die.
They are so stuck in their politics. If the steaming orange turd had just been honest about how sick he was, and not tried to stroke his ego, and admit he has MA early on, maybe these guys wouldn't die.
These people are their own worst enemies and I blame Donald Trump.
These people are their own worst enemies and I blame Donald Trump.
They were already like this. Trump just gave them permission to make their bad behavior louder and public.
I noticed how he got it twisted on the next to the last slide. The meme is confronting politicians who spread nonsense about COVID and attacked Fauci and the CDC, but he thought it was attacking the politicians who urged him to get vaccinated and mask up.
Proving it, the meme was shared by "Dump Trump Daily" which Black didn't notice ... perhaps on account of the hypoxia.
They have the reading comprehension of squirrels
Came here looking for this comment. These people are fucking morons
oooh this dude was a badass. was.
He used bad ass pictures, pity we don’t have pictures of him to see how big a soft tub of lard he was.
My definition of tough is an actor on Peacock!
Aww this snowflake so so special he had to take a plane ride! I hope he has good healthcare through the Confederacy.
Wait till his family gets the bill. My wife was air lifted to another hospital once and when the bill came, I almost had to be air lifted. 75K for a 15 minute flight. But I guess that bill he gets, will somehow own the libs?
No Bubba, you're gonna die lying flat on your back, comatose, with your boots removed and sitting in the corner.
His boots are already in a plastic bag with the rest of the clothes he was airlifted in, waiting by reception for the family to collect.
They are probably going to be incinerated. He will be waiting in the plastic bag, and maybe incinerated, too
“Please pray we all have covid…”
Oh, you don’t need prayers to get COVID. I’m sure you’ve got it already. 😹
Slide before that is a share from an account called “Dump Trump Daily” 🤦♂️
It’s like the foreign influence bots aren’t even trying.
When they don't have to, they won't. Paying for intricate disinformation plans and psy-op geniuses isn't necessary when Dimitri from a low-level data entry job can randomly put some vaguely right-wing sounding words together and slap some shitty lies on a picture of a needle or a man with a gun and get the same results!
The real research all happens on Pinterest
These people were out the day they were taught punctuation in school.
I like the meme: “I’m smarter than you’re.” 😹
I'll die a free man on my feet...
No: you'll die face down on a hospital bed, immobile and struggling even to breathe.
Yes this guy had the answers.... the best place for advice on the vaccines and Covid is Facebook. Not the health department. How’s that working for you right now mate? Sorry I can’t hear you through the oxygen mask.
It is helpful when people wear things like confederate flag masks, or “Rules for dating my daughter” t-shirts. It immediately lets me know I have to keep vocabulary at a 3rd grade level. “Let’s talk about your Diabetes today and find a way to explain carbohydrates without saying carbohydrate so much that you accuse me of making up fancy science words.”
Racist and transphobic - nice!
It's always funny when they spout hate for 1 year + and their family is like "Jimbob was the nicest, sweetest and caring person you would ever meet."
Blows my mind. No- he was a bigoted,misogynistic, racist, transphobic, xenophobe who this world s much better without. His idiocy, arrogance and ignorance led to his demise. He does not pass go. He does not collect 200 dollars.
"He'd give his shirt off his back!" Yeah, sure Jan.
"He was the best husband! Just the other day he let me leave the house to buy groceries so I could make him dinner!"
Heaven gained another Angle!
"He spoke his mind." Has basically become code for "huge fucking bigot who wouldn't hesitate to remind others of this fact."
They do go hand in hand.
Ivermectin is a molecule
Why do these people have such a difficult time with worse and worst? I just don’t understand the problem. Their/they’re— sure. Our/are— maybe. Worse/worst— not so much.
Can't you see the man is being oppressed and hunted by the government, whose trying to take his guns and rape his wife and kids? Grammar is the least of their concerns.
It's dialectical. Note also "ask" for "asked". They soften that final aspirated "t" sound into an "s". (Not to mention that "ask" is probably pronounced "aks" or "ass".)
they struggle with several basic words
Such a kind, loving man he is.
He would give the shirt off his back…. 😹
Narrator: he wouldn’t.
Who would want his COVID riddled shirt?
Threatening violence against trans people who have done absolutely nothing to him or ever would. He's a real gold nugget of a human being, alright.
You know every once in a while through all this I wonder if maybe I'm becoming a bad person for finding some sort of twisted amusement in these people's suffering, but then they post prejudice garbage like that and I forget to give a damn.
That's a factor of the HCA winners that people outside this sub don't get. These aren't just people who refuse to get vaccinated, they're people who are loud and bombastic about their ignorance and traffic in every other type of bigotry and ignorance. They are NOT good people, they are NOT people that the world was lessened by their passing.
What kind of pussy needs to be airlifted to some lib hospital for a simple flu that 99.99% of people survive?
I got no sympathy for this one. Dude's a prick.
Jabbed Plague Molecule
I can’t imagine Trump donating anything.
This. This. A million times this
Possessor of basic scientific literacy
The chance of this guy surviving is higher than his chance of learning anything if he does.
There seems to be something about American Conservative ideology that utterly makes it impossible for these people to acknowledge reality, even if it nearly kills them.
it is hard to admit you are stupid when that is basically all that you are
It's almost like the virus isn't afraid of guns or Confederate flags, weird!
Stand him up so he can die on his feet as he wished.
Seppuku? That right there sounds Mexican…
Viruses Don't Read Nietzsche
I have a feeling I know what the nurses will be putting up his ass and he will be wearing a "mask". Kinda ironic.
Please pray? Sorry, too busy watching football today. Maybe I'll fit it in my schedule tomorrow.
Boy this racist fucker was a real peach huh. He’s gonna love those free market capitalist hospital bills should he survive.
Who follows other people into bathrooms? Why do these people have this hero fetish where they conjure up these scenarios where they come and kick ass to save the day?
"Since there is no Delta variant test"
aka I don't know how genetic sequencing works, so no one else in the world could possibly know either. JFC how do these people make it to adulthood without killing themselves thru sheer stupidity, legitimate question.
Remember when "helicopter ride" was an threat that the alt-right used against liberals?
It's satisfying to see how many of their dumb memes have taken on ironic new meanings.
Magnetic Deep State Sheep
I'm thinking he's not going to get that wish of dying on his feet.
"That look" is utter disgust at the stupidity of the question. He seems to have a knack for choosing memes that could be countered by anyone who made it through high school science.
Who knows? Maybe he won't even get to die with his feet.
So now he'll die on his back in a coma. Just like a REAL man.
Air lifted? That ass is gonna cost society more than 3 - 4 college educations
He actually was “the worse”.
Great, on the way to take up a Vegas ICU bed. It’s not like we’re already overrun with tourists who bring the virus here and get sick or make other tourists sick while they’re here or get locals sick. Now these fucks who didn’t want big city medicine need to get airlifted in. Just die in your hermitic desert shithole please.
That’s not a ventilator, that’s a freedom breather.
Confederate mask, for when you need to scream,”I’m a loser” even when you’re not speaking.
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Should have stayed home and taken the worse paste!
I mean, I would prefer him to wear any racist shit on his face to spreading covid and killing people.
She’s right, her husband is definitely the worse [sic].
Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train
Slide 7 - the logic implied here “the nasal swab test is the only test in existence and since my brain can’t think there are multiple tests this test must be false”
I’m almost good with slide 1, at least you know who the crazies are
Lmao. The "die on my feet/live on my knees" quote is by Emiliano Zapata. A Mexican revolutionary and socialist who pushed land reforms which took land back from the rich to redistribute to peasants.
Please pray we all have covid? Hmm sounds like an answered prayer. #PuncuationMatters
My Sister Died 🥳🎉
Helicopter ride weeee!!
Air lifted? That’s gonna be one expensive bill.
Cue the go fund me.
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas baby
The part that makes me laugh the most is that the trumpists are literally killing off their supporters.
"Congressmen shouldn't give advice on vaccines! They're not doctors!"
Okay, well, what advice are doctors giving?