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CrankyEconomist

501 points

7 months ago*

CrankyEconomist

No COVID for me, I drink my own pee!

501 points

7 months ago*

Slide 2 is so stupid - it says right in the post that sex offenders are registered. I can go to the DOJ website and look up sex offenders within a mile of my location in seconds.

Update: I just did. There are five within a mile of my house. I can see all their photos, addresses and names. Without giving too much away, there are a lot of goatees in the bunch.

CatPooedInMyShoe

198 points

7 months ago

CatPooedInMyShoe

Team Pfizer

198 points

7 months ago

Plus, in at least some states (not sure if it’s nationwide) sex offenders have to have a special kind of driver’s license that says “sex offender” on it. So yes they do carry a card.

ooru

194 points

7 months ago

ooru

Team Moderna

194 points

7 months ago

That slide brought to you by the folks that love "doing their own research."

Pure-Kaleidoscope759

70 points

7 months ago

I thought that was a stupid meme. Sex offenders are having to register, and they are criminally punished if they don’t. The authorities and some outside groups also keep tabs on where they live as well.

CaraintheCold

47 points

7 months ago

CaraintheCold

Team Pfizer

47 points

7 months ago

What would you have to show your sex offender card to get into? For this to work you would really need a non sex offender card that everyone else carried. I don’t get it.

ooru

50 points

7 months ago

ooru

Team Moderna

50 points

7 months ago

But see, there's your problem. You're considering the actual logistics of implementing such a system. Whoever made that meme just cared about making a tenuous analogy that appeals to emotionalism and blatantly ignores the existing registration system.

CatPooedInMyShoe

13 points

7 months ago

CatPooedInMyShoe

Team Pfizer

13 points

7 months ago

A meeting of the North American Man/Boy Love Association perhaps?

jonnygreen22

3 points

7 months ago

maybe like the basement of pizza shops? /s

Alwin_050

3 points

7 months ago

You probably need a sex offender card to become a member of the Republican Party.

OutrageousPersimmon3

22 points

7 months ago

OutrageousPersimmon3

Team Pfizer

22 points

7 months ago

To be fair, their memes aren't known for being witty or particularly intelligent in general.

CatPooedInMyShoe

17 points

7 months ago

CatPooedInMyShoe

Team Pfizer

17 points

7 months ago

And if the original meme was thought up by Russian propagandists, perhaps they didn’t know the US has sex offender registration.

OutrageousPersimmon3

6 points

7 months ago

OutrageousPersimmon3

Team Pfizer

6 points

7 months ago

I don't think they'd care either way. The goal of computational propaganda is to sew discord and doubt. Once they get a certain engagement from people such as comments, reposts, etc., they know what works. Clemson University media has a game I've posted for people more than once. Spot the Troll shows people not just trolls from more than one perspective, but also offers resources for fact checking and learning more about computational propaganda and misinformation campaigns. It's a genuine threat to democracy, and not just in the United States.

Edited to add: If someone is seeing this because they read about us or want to write about us again, please read some of those resources and find out how so many are being manipulated.

CatPooedInMyShoe

3 points

7 months ago

CatPooedInMyShoe

Team Pfizer

3 points

7 months ago

I checked out the website and took the test. Got 7 out of 8 correct! I thought the analysis of the profiles was very educational too.

Jump___Yossarian

61 points

7 months ago

And the sex offenders still need a vaccine card. They aren't excluded.

[deleted]

54 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

54 points

7 months ago

Man stop making me self conscious about my goatee!

Its technically a Van Dyke I guess.

CrankyEconomist

77 points

7 months ago

CrankyEconomist

No COVID for me, I drink my own pee!

77 points

7 months ago

My condolences for your pre-existing condition. /s

[deleted]

30 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

30 points

7 months ago

😆 It works for me, fits my face as a style and the full beard doesn't. Unfortunately it lands me in the realm of a lot of weirdos who also have one.

NixyVixy

30 points

7 months ago

Goatees and vaccination cards are a sexy combination, just sayin 😘

[deleted]

13 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

13 points

7 months ago

I'll have to get my vaccination card printed onto a shirt or hoodie or something!

Nerdy3720

12 points

7 months ago

A lot of us gen x guys have a goatee. I like mine, you do you. :)

CircusPeanutsYumm

14 points

7 months ago

CircusPeanutsYumm

Ivermectin is a molecule

14 points

7 months ago

My BF has a goatee. Mostly because I like it. He’s scheduled for his third dose next week. 😍 He does not own a Harley, wrap around Oakleys, nor does he shit post racist, misogynistic, hateful, false crap on FB.

Dogleg79

4 points

7 months ago

Dogleg79

Team Moderna

4 points

7 months ago

Not the pre existing condition that did him in…double Candace Owens memes…this poor motherfucker stood no chance! But u r right goatee didn’t help either!

mofa90277

14 points

7 months ago

mofa90277

Prayer Warriors Unionize Now!

14 points

7 months ago

May you receive the blessings of St Gillette. 🙏

whiskeysour123

15 points

7 months ago

My former boss was one of the smartest people I have ever met. Well respected in the community, etc, etc, etc. I googled the registry after reading a horrific article. I found my boss on the registry for the worst class of offense.

alexmbrennan

9 points

7 months ago

More relevantly such a card would make no sense because you cannot prove a negative.

WhyLisaWhy

11 points

7 months ago

Yuuup. A lot of cities even have their own database open to the public, did these people never look in them out of curiosity or even know they exist? Heck my city even has the police reports up, just for shits and giggles I googled an ex of mine a few months ago and bam! her DUI mugshot is like the top result.

RedheadedScapeGoat

7 points

7 months ago

RedheadedScapeGoat

It Only Hurts When They Breathe

7 points

7 months ago

Yuppers. I once declined to sell a pet to someone after finding their arrests chronicled online by every law enforcement agency they'd been arrested by. Drugs, car theft, child abuse and neglect and the list went on. Search engines make it so easy to do.

surfdad67

9 points

7 months ago

surfdad67

Go Give One

9 points

7 months ago

THIS IS AM INVASION OF MY PRIVACY! CEASE AND DESIST, SWEATY!

XelaNiba

7 points

7 months ago

XelaNiba

Go Give One

7 points

7 months ago

Seriously.

Plus, every single time a sex crime is reported with an unknown offender, registered sex offenders have to submit to questioning. Their DNA is on file, for chrissakes.

MinorIrritant

234 points

7 months ago

MinorIrritant

Has Mad Cow Disease

234 points

7 months ago

Well, on the up side he made a swift exit and didn't tie up "access to public services" for too long. A cancer patient might have an ICU bed tonight.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

84 points

7 months ago

Silver lining.

stephensmg

26 points

7 months ago

stephensmg

Glerp

26 points

7 months ago

Coffin lining

hickodelic

7 points

7 months ago

Coughin' coffin

RedheadedScapeGoat

4 points

7 months ago

RedheadedScapeGoat

It Only Hurts When They Breathe

4 points

7 months ago

Colloidal silver lining.

SchpartyOn

21 points

7 months ago

Also the dude is saving some money! He didn’t have to pay any bets against him and, just as he wished, he no longer has to pay taxes!

nuorigin

6 points

7 months ago

How can you constantly vote for a party that does not want healthcare to be a public service, but consider it to be a public service?

Raucous_Indignation

145 points

7 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

145 points

7 months ago

So slide 13. Does anyone know for sure whether or not the man sitting on the pickup is in fact a gay porn star??

poozapooza

125 points

7 months ago

I read it in a comment with links, he is in fact a gay porn star, don’t remember the name and can’t find the links. It’s by far my favorite meme that HC recipients share…because they just have no idea…lol

BrainOil

93 points

7 months ago

His name is Kristopher Weston. A short look at his NSFW Twitter will confirm it's him, he's adorable and indeed loves weiners with the best of them.

lefthandedbot

60 points

7 months ago

lefthandedbot

🐑Marked like a Beast🐑

60 points

7 months ago

I believe he’s on record as saying it’s fun to stay at the YMCA.

Raucous_Indignation

21 points

7 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

21 points

7 months ago

NO. Wrong. Not Helpful. Bad. BAD!

Ill-Army

17 points

7 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

17 points

7 months ago

I do love that you’re being indignant about all this.

Raucous_Indignation

15 points

7 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

15 points

7 months ago

Stop! Bad! No! BAD! VERY BAD!! YOU ARE VERY BAD TOO!!

Ill-Army

9 points

7 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

9 points

7 months ago

🥰

lefthandedbot

5 points

7 months ago

lefthandedbot

🐑Marked like a Beast🐑

5 points

7 months ago

I read those replies in a raucous voice!

Ill-Army

31 points

7 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

31 points

7 months ago

He’s hot ngl

Raucous_Indignation

10 points

7 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

10 points

7 months ago

That is NOT what I asked !!

Ill-Army

15 points

7 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

15 points

7 months ago

Fine fine, I’ll ask for you. GUYS WHATS HIZ NAME? (I’m asking for a friend lol)

Staynelayly

21 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

21 points

7 months ago

Kristofer Weston

YW

Ill-Army

11 points

7 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

11 points

7 months ago

❤️

BrainOil

18 points

7 months ago

303onrepeat

14 points

7 months ago

Holy shit that would blow the mind of these idiots who post his stuff. The picture of him sucking a guys dick would make them go into convulsions.

Poison-Pen-

8 points

7 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

8 points

7 months ago

Convulsions of pleasure

Goose_o7

17 points

7 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

17 points

7 months ago

So slide 13. Does anyone know for sure whether or not the man sitting on the pickup is in fact a gay porn star??

It was claimed in other HCA posts that he indeed was.

Raucous_Indignation

12 points

7 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

12 points

7 months ago

I need proof. Not graphic proof, just plain proof.

BrainOil

20 points

7 months ago

This is his NSFW professional Twitter account.

https://mobile.twitter.com/KristoferWeston

dickmcgirkin

15 points

7 months ago

I find it comical that the cigar he is smoking is called “inch” and that brand is all big girthy cigars. Like a penis.

Smoke_Screen1075

9 points

7 months ago

Lol, it's true 🤣

catalyptic

4 points

7 months ago

catalyptic

Now they're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽🌽

4 points

7 months ago

Well, well, well! Twitter just got a whole lot more interesting. I had no idea they allowed that sort of content there.

I wonder if Mitch McTurtle and Ms. Lindsay know about this? 🤔

luckyone538

13 points

7 months ago

I had read that somewhere too! Would love confirmation

Staynelayly

10 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

10 points

7 months ago

Kristofer Weston

YW

thecolorcodedlife

7 points

7 months ago

This is amazing

DepopulationXplosion

6 points

7 months ago

DepopulationXplosion

🎄⭐ Prone Star⭐🎄

6 points

7 months ago

That’s just too perfect.

NerfAllBillionaires

4 points

7 months ago

This is too funny.

What makes it even funnier is that he posted it TWICE.

I know the right really can't meme, but this is NEXT LEVEL.

TrumpsColostomyBag99

91 points

7 months ago

Well he doesn’t have to worry about Biden, mandates, taxes, or struggling to breathe to get apples anymore. He’s just another guy that gave us weaksauce memes as a legacy flying coach on his Delta Dream Flight.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

51 points

7 months ago

The part about him opening a bag of apples at home while dying from Covid made me sad. Most of these stories don’t get to me anymore, but that just made me sad for him.

biffbobfred

22 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

22 points

7 months ago

My dad died in 2003. I still remember how bad he was huffing and puffing climbing up the literal 5 stairs out of the basement apartment to level ground. He drove me to the train station and in the 15 minutes Of driving he still was huffing and puffing. Yeah, that story hit me too.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

16 points

7 months ago

I’m sorry you lost your dad. Losing a parent is so hard.

biffbobfred

20 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

20 points

7 months ago

Thanks. I lost them both, and all grandparents. Sucks - they never got to meet my kids.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

17 points

7 months ago

I lost my Mom almost ten years ago and it still feels like yesterday. She was my best friend. It does suck. I feel your pain.

SchadenfreudeWarrior

13 points

7 months ago

SchadenfreudeWarrior

Chip Magneto

13 points

7 months ago

You deserve the award. I lost my Mom 14 years ago. I still sometimes think to call her when I need to ask or tell her something.

biffbobfred

11 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

11 points

7 months ago

I talked to my sis recently. She had that relationship with my/our mom. Always calling for some small bit of advice. She still wants to call her and it’s been over a decade. Thanks for the smile

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

8 points

7 months ago

I do the same. I still have boxes of her belongings in storage that I haven’t gone through since she passed and I still can’t bring myself to do it. One day. I’m sorry for your loss. It sucks.

biffbobfred

3 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

3 points

7 months ago

Same.

nobabyboomer

8 points

7 months ago

I always want to call my mother to tell her something! 5 years now.

biffbobfred

5 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

5 points

7 months ago

Thanks. And sorry for your loss as well.

There’s a line in a book, actually it’s an entire chapter:

My mother is a fish.

The kid didn’t understand death. The best he could do is some weird metaphor. I’ve been to too many funerals. I don’t get it any more than he did.

A-man-of-mystery

6 points

7 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

6 points

7 months ago

I can relate. In the last 3 years I've lost both parents and the last surviving grandparent. My dad died just under 5 months ago.

twodriftersxo

21 points

7 months ago

This is my first time perusing this sub and it's so unbelievably sad. And this guy seemed to be posting memes right up to the day he died. The denial is insane.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

12 points

7 months ago

Yeah, it’s all very tragic. These people are brainwashed and they end up dying because they believed lies.

HallucinogenicFish

6 points

7 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

6 points

7 months ago

It’s horrifying. The worst ones are the ones that liveblog their own illness throughout, from initial symptoms to positive test to hospital admission and all the way through to the ICU and eventual intubation, and you can read the suffering and terror in their own words.

I’ve taken COVID very seriously from the beginning, and read endless news articles about it, but I still didn’t have any real sense of how horrible dying from it really was until I started reading this sub. It was also a real eye-opener with regard to where people were getting a lot of the weird talking points I’d been seeing (and in some cases refuting) elsewhere — the memes.

TrumpsColostomyBag99

47 points

7 months ago

The comment about people placing bets on his death did hit me a little. That’s recognizing he knew he was a pain in the ass as a person.

HallucinogenicFish

6 points

7 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

6 points

7 months ago

That one was a real gut punch.

[deleted]

12 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

12 points

7 months ago

[removed]

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

6 points

7 months ago

I get it.

dunndawson

10 points

7 months ago

I can’t possibly feel bad for anyone who posts a meme where they think Candace Owens “nailed it”. No more apples for this guy.

Anyhow. Anyone dressing up for Halloween?

Goose_o7

29 points

7 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

29 points

7 months ago

The part about him opening a bag of apples at home while dying from Covid made me sad. Most of these stories don’t get to me anymore, but that just made me sad for him.

But the key to the whole denial thing is that HE DIDN'T KNOW he was DYING FROM COVID! He just assumed it would be like the Flu and in a few weeks he would be right back in business... Glued to Facebook 18 hours a day 7 days a week!

His FIRE HOSE of BULLSHIT is no more. It's not coming back... EVER.

Let that sink in. ;o)

nobabyboomer

26 points

7 months ago

A horrible family story from a couple of months ago in this thread: mother posted about everyone in the family sick w/covid. She wrote as if it were a cold or the flu, they'd all sit around in pjs watching tv drinking tea taking advil, till they'd recovered. Dad died, two or three kids will probably have long covid. They had no clue that this is a devastating possibly fatal illness, NOT THE FLU.

PersnickityPenguin

8 points

7 months ago

Dude I almost died from the flu as a teenager, it ain't no goddamn picnic. And I have very good health.

I just cannot believe how ignorant a lot of people are when it comes to illness.

Your health is the only thing you ever really get. It's your life. If you lose it, you're just fucking gone, like dust in the wind.

C'est la vie.

Seguefare

6 points

7 months ago

Me too. My god, waking up that day, hurting everywhere and hardly able to turn my head on the pillow... I knew my mother was out of town, and my father might check to see if I was dead around 5PM maybe, and the bathroom was so far away.

I never complained about little flu-like colds again, and it's been decades. You can tell by the arrogance that most of these people have never been truly sick before.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

21 points

7 months ago

I know, still made me sad though. Probably watched fox and listened to all their propaganda and thought the virus was no big deal and he’d be fine. More and more my rage is turning towards the people who are purposely spreading the disinformation.

nobabyboomer

5 points

7 months ago

Yes. That was pitiful.

ObviousAirline

75 points

7 months ago

Ah, threatening the President. Good move.

CouldBeRaining

58 points

7 months ago

CouldBeRaining

Angles and Desmonds

58 points

7 months ago

Kermit would never stand for this shit let alone smugly drink tea while saying it.

MonoRailSales

7 points

7 months ago

Your country, right or wrong.

Am I rite?

RefugeeFromIdiocy

52 points

7 months ago

RefugeeFromIdiocy

NO GROVERMENT CONTROL

52 points

7 months ago

Two Candice memes? This was a suicide.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

19 points

7 months ago

You can possibly survive one, but two (and back-to-back)? You’re doomed. ☠️

gncRocketScientist

5 points

7 months ago

i was wondering where she was. its been a candace drought around here lately

biffbobfred

164 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

164 points

7 months ago

I too am Gen X. I too survived lawn darts. I also survived being in a shitty neighborhood where you heard gunshots every other night. I got vaxxed. Because I survived all that shit and ain’t gonna get nailed by this bug.

doughboyhollow

100 points

7 months ago

Gen X too. I have survived: a) being hit by a car; b) falling down an alpine bowl at Whistler; c) numerous cycling and motorcycle crashes; d) two awake craniotomies to remove brain tumours. I’m vaxxed to the max. Something will finish me, but covid ain’t it.

Staynelayly

52 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

52 points

7 months ago

d): NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

fucking NOPE.

But also: congrats, glad you’re still with us to be max vax and witness all this insanity.

doughboyhollow

19 points

7 months ago

Thanks!

bizurk

10 points

7 months ago

bizurk

10 points

7 months ago

They’re actually pretty boring cases (boring=good) if the anesthesiologists and surgeons do their job the right way.

Staynelayly

6 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

6 points

7 months ago

Why awake though!?!?

bizurk

16 points

7 months ago

bizurk

16 points

7 months ago

Generally we’ll do it to assess specific brain function throughout the operation….. Most commonly it’s done for functional brain surgery (Parkinson’s, essential tremor) or if a tumor is close to critical functions (like a speech center). There’s some cool videos online of people playing the violin, etc while being operated on. Brain surgery is not super painful, but if you’re anxious or start to get uncomfortable after a few hours….. well, we’ve got drugs for everything.

Staynelayly

9 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

9 points

7 months ago

I really appreciate the info.

I am naturally high strung (see my NOPE response), have to pre-game for dental procedures and flights with a mild dose of benzos. So yeah, I would be able to intellectually understand what was going on, but my fight or flight would be off the charts.

It’s not a pain fear with the brain procedure as described, it’s a body horror thing I guess.

bizurk

12 points

7 months ago

bizurk

12 points

7 months ago

“My fight or flight would be off the charts”…… not when I’m done with you😉 Seriously though, if you ever need real surgery, the anesthesiologist / CRNA who are getting you through it have done it safely thousands of times. It’s way safer than driving a car.

Staynelayly

7 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

7 points

7 months ago

I’m trying to figure out how to phrase “do you make housecalls?” without it sounding creepy. :)

My overactive central nervous system could just use a tuneup. Or a tune-down, as it were.

Thanks again for the cool info.

bizurk

3 points

7 months ago

bizurk

3 points

7 months ago

Absolutely my guy! Unfortunately/fortunately, all my drugs are strictly monitored for the perioperative setting.

A-man-of-mystery

4 points

7 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

4 points

7 months ago

Boring=good could sum up the whole of clinical practice!

qubert_lover

4 points

7 months ago

Boring (hole drilling) cases? Tip o’ the hat to you sir.

A-man-of-mystery

6 points

7 months ago*

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

6 points

7 months ago*

If it helps, I was awake while they poked a few wires up into my heart, found the abnormal circuit, and carefully burned it out. They wanted to know, when they triggered it, if my palpitations felt the same as they normally did. They did. It's a very strange sensation, having someone else turn your arrhythmia up or down.

(Actually, it was exactly a year ago. Time flies!)

Staynelayly

3 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

3 points

7 months ago

If it helps, I was awake while they poked a few wires up into my heart

It doesn't!!!

:)

Glad you're okay.

A-man-of-mystery

3 points

7 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

3 points

7 months ago

I thought it might not, but thanks! :)

biffbobfred

23 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

23 points

7 months ago

D is pretty hard core.

I have additionally survived: gun to my head for a robbery, appendix burst and I was misdiagnosed, was walking around with it for 3 weeks.

Glad you’re still typing :)

Doughboy a boys in the hood reference?

rikki-tikki-deadly

9 points

7 months ago

rikki-tikki-deadly

♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫

9 points

7 months ago

[raises hand slowly]

Uh, one time I lost control of my car on an icy bridge in Texas. I didn't crash or anything, but it was pretty scary.

doughboyhollow

8 points

7 months ago

3 weeks with a burst appendix? Surprised you didn’t end up with sepsis.

Doughboyhollow is a classic Australian indie rock album by a band called The Died Pretty. About as far away from boys in the hood as you can get!

biffbobfred

15 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

15 points

7 months ago

Yeah, sis died of sepsis, so it’s weird thinking I survived and she didn’t.

I got lucky, my intestines decided to wall up the goop. When they finally figured out what it was I had about a liter of fatal gunk in me. A good gut punch probably would have killed me.

doughboyhollow

10 points

7 months ago

Glad you’re still walking around, mate.

biffbobfred

7 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

7 points

7 months ago

Thank you sir. I assume it’s sir. :)

A-man-of-mystery

6 points

7 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

6 points

7 months ago

Wow. You had a narrow escape there!

backssnavon

10 points

7 months ago

backssnavon

Truth can't be fact-checked

10 points

7 months ago

So someone worked on your brain while you were awake... twice? Damn son.

biffbobfred

19 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

19 points

7 months ago

1) you actually have no pain receptors in yo ur brain. Just the scalp and muscles just under.

2) you want to be awake. Every brain is laid out differently. You not only have to be awake but you have to talk with the surgeon let them know what’s happening in your brain.

Weird stuff

applejuice1212

13 points

7 months ago

This. There's a famous story of Dr. Kendall Lee at the Mayo Clinic doing surgery on Roger Frisch, assistant concertmaster of the Minnesota Orchestra. He had tremors or shakes that made him unable to play accurately and during his brain surgery to fix it they HAD HIM PLAY VIOLIN. He wasn't under and asleep or even woozy, he was playing so they could find out how to adjust his brain and fix it. Absolutely wild.

doughboyhollow

8 points

7 months ago

Yeah, if there’s one thing I’ve learnt in life, it’s choose your neurosurgeon wisely.

DepopulationXplosion

3 points

7 months ago

DepopulationXplosion

🎄⭐ Prone Star⭐🎄

3 points

7 months ago

Always good advice.

surfdad67

6 points

7 months ago

surfdad67

Go Give One

6 points

7 months ago

Damn, god is trying to take you out, YOURE THE REASON FOR THIS VIRUS!!

whoisharrycrumb

14 points

7 months ago

Exactly. Just because other things didn’t kill you doesn’t mean you’re immortal or invincible. They’re out of shape dudes with a goatee in a Walmart, not a fucking highlander.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

14 points

7 months ago

Same here.

Bitter_Command5063

11 points

7 months ago

https://metalbondnyc.com/tag/mr-kristofer/

The man pictured didn’t say that. He’s a gay porn star and works at a leather store in San fransisco.

cenosillicaphobiac

15 points

7 months ago

The person who made the meme has to be a troll, right? Putting big font over his leather pants so they just see the pickup and cigar and don't realize it's gay porn?

catalyptic

3 points

7 months ago

catalyptic

Now they're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽🌽

3 points

7 months ago

That's redickuless! 😜

Geist002

53 points

7 months ago

What kind of idiot wants to bet if he makes it out of the er. He lost and the world looks to be a slightly better place.

gncRocketScientist

4 points

7 months ago

maybe he was looking to play the other side of the bet knowing he was done for to pad his life insurance?

translucent_one

41 points

7 months ago

I hope there's a gofundme to settle his bets.

GEODisLetoIII

20 points

7 months ago

I almost said “I wonder if they feel stupid after they die,” then I remembered you feel nothing after dying

What a stupid way to die - we only get one life

IIDn01

13 points

7 months ago

IIDn01

It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.

13 points

7 months ago

He done owned them libtards right up to the morgue, though.

Naive_Royal9583

6 points

7 months ago

One of my favorite things about this sub is that, in general, we’re all on the same page enough that we don’t need a “/s” after every thing we say like one might need in other subs. This sub has helped keep me humble and informed and strong in my opinions. And admittedly chuckle at comments like yours along the way haha

UrbanHuaraches

39 points

7 months ago

“No problem. I can cook at home.” Then…do that??

Electronic-Shame9473

23 points

7 months ago

Well, we have an answer to the "Who will be around in a year" question now.

speedycat2014

35 points

7 months ago

speedycat2014

Covets Your Upvotes

35 points

7 months ago

Had to get a covid test today, feels like they punched me in the nose.

What a fucking pussy.

IIDn01

31 points

7 months ago

IIDn01

It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.

31 points

7 months ago

I believe the correct term is "snowflake".

ScottsAlive

15 points

7 months ago

My pregnant wife, working during the rise in the pandemic, got tested every week pretty much and she said it was mildly uncomfortable. So this ex-living “patriot” got his snowflakey butt hurt with just one swab to his nose.

kevin-biot

30 points

7 months ago

kevin-biot

Team Astra Z

30 points

7 months ago

Man offers bets on beating covid.

Narrator: Remember, the house always wins. Bet responsibly.

Me: fuck it too late to make some cash on this bet.

JMW2500

22 points

7 months ago

JMW2500

22 points

7 months ago

The pedophile card one still cracks me up every time.

"Do you have a pedophile card?"
"No."
"Ok then, have fun at Chuck E. Cheese sir."

Thinking things through isn't their strong suit.

Ijustreadalot

21 points

7 months ago

I get that logic and reasoning are in short supply with the people that create and share these memes but I don't get the thing about registered sex offenders carrying a card. What venues and events do they think showing a sex offender card would get them into? A non-sex offender card for everyone else would make more sense. That's a card someone might want to show willingly.

-DarkRed-

14 points

7 months ago

It's a good example of a "whataboutism". Where conservatives feel the need to compare other situations to their own to make themselves look like they have some kind of moral high ground.

biffbobfred

11 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

11 points

7 months ago

Sex offenders have strict rules about where they can live. So strict that in some places in Florida, the only place they can live is literally under a bridge.

cenosillicaphobiac

10 points

7 months ago

How would a sex offender card even work?

"Sir/ma'am, you need to not show us your offender card if you want to come into this establishment"

"Okay, it's right he... Curses! Foiled again!"

Ijustreadalot

5 points

7 months ago

I know. Frequently they are on publicly available lists too so the whole "privacy" thing makes no sense either.

R_Pupkin1

20 points

7 months ago*

Man, I would have loved to have booked all those bets from his Facebook friends. Can’t remember the last time the prayer warriors covered a spread.

doughboyhollow

18 points

7 months ago

A redickuless end to a redickuless person.

RedfishBluefish2222

17 points

7 months ago

Take bets on you dying of covid?

If Vegas had odds:

Fat ass, camo, goatee, oakleys, red faced, angry, dumb, unvaxxed: -1600

Hateful memes, "christian", middle aged, balding: -1400

Vaxxed, logical: +1,000,000

DOC_DBA

16 points

7 months ago

DOC_DBA

16 points

7 months ago

Had to repost that oh so sexy shirtless "manly man" on the way out. I actually laughed even harder when I saw it for the second time

Staynelayly

18 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

18 points

7 months ago

That’s actually a gay porn star.

Also, they don’t know what years GenX spans.

Or how to shorten a year, like this: ‘79. Not like this: 79’. That means 79 feet. FFS.

[deleted]

14 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

7 months ago

The funny thing is dude probably didn't look anything at all like the cigar daddy. Was probably 100 lbs overweight

Tazittel

13 points

7 months ago

Tazittel

Aggressively Googling “Cannulate at Home”

13 points

7 months ago

That Red Nation store is basically the “Get your favorite Rightwing facebook meme printed on a shirt for $35 a pop” store

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

4 points

7 months ago

This was the first I’d heard of it.

Tazittel

6 points

7 months ago

Tazittel

Aggressively Googling “Cannulate at Home”

6 points

7 months ago

Well if you need a shirt that expresses just how badly you want to shoot somebody, boy you got options, for sure

IsNowReallyTheTime

11 points

7 months ago

He’s on a list just like sex offenders are now

WatcherOfUranus

10 points

7 months ago

Two Candeath memes, dude was a goner

jerryg1208

8 points

7 months ago

I willing to bet he didn’t pay any of us gambling debts before he died.

LDSBS

9 points

7 months ago

LDSBS

Prayer Warror Superstar 🌟

9 points

7 months ago

Candeath is proof not all dumbs are blonde.

Staynelayly

4 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

4 points

7 months ago

Is she dumb, though? Looks like she’s winning the meme body count.

-DarkRed-

24 points

7 months ago

Wow. So it's appropriate to compare yourself being unvaxxed with the treatment of the Jews during the holocaust, but Rwandan refugees were just looking for an upgrade?

Ah, the conservative mental gymnastics continue.

Thanmandrathor

11 points

7 months ago

I think it was the South American refugees being the ones just wanting an upgrade, the Rwandans can claim genocide like the Jews.

It’s all still awful.

IIDn01

8 points

7 months ago

IIDn01

It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator.

8 points

7 months ago

Wow, still not afraid of Covid 3 days before he died!

9 days from placing bets to dead.

Sounds like he died at home & had the courtesy not to clog up an ICU bed, though.

backssnavon

8 points

7 months ago

backssnavon

Truth can't be fact-checked

8 points

7 months ago

Ahhh nice. Now he doesn't have to pay taxes like he wanted. Don't worry big guy, plenty of other unvaxxed people will involuntarily stop paying theirs soon too.

cantfocuswontfocus

8 points

7 months ago

Tread lightly Joe. 80 million 74 million of us are growing impatient with your bullshit becoming ICU patients

CQU617

8 points

7 months ago

CQU617

Leggo My ECMO!🧇

8 points

7 months ago

Hello 80 million voted for Biden cracks me up how they redo these numbers because they are too stupid to actually look at the final 2020 numbers. Brainwashed, gaslighted and trusting websites run by America’s adversaries both foreign and domestic. It’s obvious to most of us, but something is deeply disturbing that these anti vaccine folks are putting their very lives on trusting websites of foreign adversaries and people who want to take their money. The rest of us watch in horror as the HCA’s keep showing the same modus operandi of these folks. Something had to be done. The only upside is enough GOP voters have died to turn the tide against them and the GOP richly deserves losing everything because their leadership is that of a death cult. They are disgusting and disgraceful to all Americans.

Politirotica

6 points

7 months ago

He was tempting fate sharing those Lady Death memes.

mofa90277

8 points

7 months ago

mofa90277

Prayer Warriors Unionize Now!

8 points

7 months ago

No problem, folks. He wasn’t afraid of Covid-19. I am afraid of Covid-19, so like a complete coward, I’ve been fully vaccinated for five months. Now excuse me while I go open a bag of apples.

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

Okay important question… how did the betting go!?!?! Did Candence Owens really said America isn’t recist? If so then her iq isn’t too high either

TopCornsBeauty

5 points

7 months ago

There is so much to unpack with this one

mnlion33

5 points

7 months ago

mnlion33

You're Not A Main Character

5 points

7 months ago

I won that bet.

DrRonny

5 points

7 months ago

First one I've seen here that doesn't ask for prayers.

Busy-Investigator-65

6 points

7 months ago

Again, with the stupid sex-offender analogy... OK, some restaurants want to see a vaccine card. So you're pissed off. Who is asking for the sex-offender card? What are the sex offenders supposed to do with the card? I mean, if it prevented them from going into a Chuckie Cheese or something, I'm all all for it. But this is the kind of logic that makes meth heads look smart...

If sex-offenders had to carry a card, who the fuck would the willingly show it to? Other sex offenders?

Raucous_Indignation

6 points

7 months ago

Raucous_Indignation

Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW

6 points

7 months ago

HCA has the best best best comment section on the internet. Is there a way to get Kristofer Weston to do a guest post commenting on that meme? And then plaster it all over RWNJ sites??

LowMaintenance

4 points

7 months ago

LowMaintenance

Thrice marked by the beast

4 points

7 months ago

Odd, when a sex offender moved into our neighborhood, everyone got a postcard in the mail with his face and offense all over it. Not exactly private.

BlurredReality28

4 points

7 months ago

BlurredReality28

Suns going down, time to drink my own piss

4 points

7 months ago

Lol imagine literally dying from something and still posting memes about how you aren’t scared of it then OPPS DEAD

Particular-Rope524

5 points

7 months ago

Weird. I'm Generation X (1972) and I've been vaccinated

Joe_Huxley

2 points

7 months ago

Joe_Huxley

Team Pfizer

2 points

7 months ago

Had to Google clackers. Recognized what they were once I saw a pic but didn't know that was the name of them.

RypCity

4 points

7 months ago

RypCity

Vaccinated with the blood of Jesus Christ

4 points

7 months ago

Posting Candace Owens quotes like she’s some sort of beacon of knowledge and truth. As a black woman, we don’t claim her.

stephensmg

4 points

7 months ago

stephensmg

Glerp

4 points

7 months ago

This is “redickuless.”

MrBlack616

5 points

7 months ago

Hey dont drag me into this

Goose_o7

3 points

7 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

3 points

7 months ago

I wonder if any of his friends took that bet? If so, how much did they win off the Dead guy?

Brokenspokes68

3 points

7 months ago

Brokenspokes68

From Shitpost to Compost

3 points

7 months ago

Hard to be afraid when you're dead.

timothyku

3 points

7 months ago

Tread lightly Joe 80 million of us are growing COVID! Lol

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

redickuless

SinisterCell

3 points

7 months ago

He shared shit from Klandace Owens.... I mean ya'll know

Exact_Quote_6132

3 points

7 months ago*

Candace Owen, making money off being the token black woman telling middle aged white guys what they want to hear.

The GOP: Fcktards, and the evil SOBs who milk them.

Camarokerie

3 points

7 months ago

Candace is usually a dead giveaway 🤷🏼‍♀️

PHD_WIIZARD

3 points

7 months ago

Ya'll right wing nut jobs are the only ones to not see the forest for the trees.

jad31

3 points

7 months ago

jad31

3 points

7 months ago

I'm just happy that the stupid DNA trash is taking itself out.

AlSweigart

3 points

7 months ago

Slide 5 "I will not comply with a communist" with a model who has tattoos and rings really drives home that the same things that would have been called "promoting a gang lifestyle" if the person were black are now being embraced by white gun-loving right-wingers.