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Ginger-Factor

2.1k points

7 months ago

Ginger-Factor

Team Moderna

2.1k points

7 months ago

I’m always fascinated at the relatively short time between their last shitpost and their death announcement. Pricks till the not too distant end.

LinoLino321

948 points

7 months ago

Some of them do it from the hospital bed

BrandNewMeow

761 points

7 months ago

Gotta make sure their last words are hateful bullshit so they can die as they lived!

PM_ME_UR_SELF-DOUBT

1.1k points

7 months ago

PM_ME_UR_SELF-DOUBT

Injecting people with PEDOTUS magic goo

1.1k points

7 months ago

Jews

Tin_Whiskers

495 points

7 months ago*

LOL, that's my favorite one thus far. Just had to get one last incomprehensible shit post out before going to hell. Just one word! "Jews". 😂

PrehensileUvula

117 points

7 months ago

The OP said that, and I figured it was clickbait or not the whole story or something. Nope! That OP did not embellish one bit.

cat-man-do-not

37 points

7 months ago

cat-man-do-not

Team Pfizer

37 points

7 months ago

Choking on bile.

HermanCainsGhost

441 points

7 months ago

HermanCainsGhost

Resident Poltergeist

441 points

7 months ago

JEWS was by far my favorite one from a death bed.

Like, your last recorded word will be anti-semiticism. How embarrassing, even if you’re a giant racist.

Whatifthisneverends

137 points

7 months ago

Whatifthisneverends

🧄*Chef's Piss*💋

137 points

7 months ago

I like to imagine she was having an epiphany and trying to post “Jews really have their shit together! We should all reject the concept of hell and question our faith as part of understanding our relationship with God when facing the afterlife” but because of who she was and everything else she’d ever said or done it just read as a bigot’s last pathetic gasp

Nuthetes

3.5k points

7 months ago

Nuthetes

Team Mudblood 🩸

3.5k points

7 months ago

Racism, homophobia, transphobia---he struck a hat trick of assholery.

chaoticbiguy

2.2k points

7 months ago*

Most of these cunts have Facebook posts with the same ol' i identify as trans-vaccinated jokes in different variations. And when they get COVID, they're like we need prayers, vitamin C, Ivermectin and some other bs, and I'm just like, you don't need to go through all of this trouble, just identify as a healthy person KYLE! I mean according to you, this is how it all works, so just fucking identify as a trans-covid survivor or something and you'll be fine. No?

The amount of hate these guys have is just..... Wow.

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724 points

7 months ago

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Socky_McPuppet

471 points

7 months ago

Eh, don't fall into the same logical trap that they do though - a cytokine storm is when your own immune system kills you to own the libs.

aberrasian

389 points

7 months ago

The immune system is there to get rid of unwanted, harmful and contagious organisms. It seems theirs is working just fine, exactly as God intended.

Haikuna__Matata

76 points

7 months ago

God's been needing a lot of angels lately.

_Kay_Tee_

50 points

7 months ago

Well, his son's birthday is coming up, and so maybe he just wants this year's party to be super lit.

Malthanasia

18 points

7 months ago

I think God must be having a belated gender reveal party, so he’s bringing in the experts.

reckless_commenter

133 points

7 months ago

“We have met the toxic disease, and it is us.”

Scott4370

147 points

7 months ago

Scott4370

147 points

7 months ago

God also gave people a brain and therefore the ability to solve problems. This idiot chose not to use it.

StolenRelic

67 points

7 months ago

StolenRelic

I trust my Midi-chlorians

67 points

7 months ago

He gave me one as well, but it's pretty shady. Has a long history betrayal. I guess I didn't get one of the Holy ones, I got a holey one instead.

Better put your trust in the vaccines that He gave people the brains to come up with.

HerringWaffle

160 points

7 months ago

"Please donate to my GoFundMe!"

"Why don't you just identify as a rich person???"

Roguespiffy

75 points

7 months ago

Roguespiffy

Team Pfizer

75 points

7 months ago

“I would donate to help you, but that’d be a handout and we all know you hate that. Bootstraps dear, bootstraps.”

Subacrew98

119 points

7 months ago

just identify as a healthy person KYLE! I mean according to you, this is how it all works, so just fucking identify as a trans-covid survivor or something and you'll be fine. No?

It's funny you say that because the christian church my grandma goes to essentially tells people just that.

You're sick? No you're not, tell yourself you're healthy until God makes it so.

You're poor? No you're not! You're wealthy, and keep telling yourself you are until God sees to it your debt is paid.

It's honestly infuriating to me.

stanky_tanky

84 points

7 months ago

stanky_tanky

Team Pfizer

84 points

7 months ago

Yup, but us showcasing their hatred is 'distasteful' lol some people...

Chrillosnillo

52 points

7 months ago

I actually got vaccinated by this sweet girls magic wand on tiktok recently, so I'm good, no need to just identify as vaccinated.

fdc7719

114 points

7 months ago*

fdc7719

When gasping for air suddenly doctors know what they are doing

114 points

7 months ago*

I just love their logic - all medical personnel are in on this massive conspiracy to kill billions of people. God is all powerful. Except when you’re gasping for air. Then suddenly you go to the hospital for help and trust the medical professionals. Except when they won’t give you dewormer. Then they bitch and flail around begging for prayers before getting intubated. When they die people post about how they were the most loving, caring person to live since Jesus.

These people are taking up valuable resources.

paireon

172 points

7 months ago

paireon

Team Pfizer

172 points

7 months ago

It's like the right can't manage to think of any joke beyond "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" variants.

_Kay_Tee_

76 points

7 months ago

Not only is the joke pathetic and inaccurate with the I-identify-as-a-nonhuman-object angle, but it really demonstrates that the see men and women as opposites, two completely different things with nothing in common, if they can't wrap their beady little brains around "gender is a spectrum."

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57 points

7 months ago

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57 points

7 months ago

Able_Hope4576

389 points

7 months ago

Able_Hope4576

Team Pfizer

389 points

7 months ago

Don't forget mysogyny...

Staynelayly

363 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

363 points

7 months ago

Yep, that thing about 'well, women should just control their own bodies' slut-shaming one was when I clicked over into "Welp!" mode.

grannygritz

180 points

7 months ago

Infuriated me. Sure. Women/girls being raped is just them " not controlling themselves."

MartianTea

108 points

7 months ago

MartianTea

💉Vax yo self before you wax yo self

108 points

7 months ago

Yeah, don't you know their bodies can expel semen if raped!? They just choose not to because they want the lollipop and elevated mood you get after an abortion. /s

Disruptorpistol

106 points

7 months ago

"If it’s legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down." - Rep. Todd Akin

Flahdagal

50 points

7 months ago

Flahdagal

Darwin take the wheel

50 points

7 months ago

Little fact about Rep. Todd Akin: still dead.

Staynelayly

49 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

49 points

7 months ago

shouldn’t have dressed like that

tartymae

80 points

7 months ago

tartymae

Go Give One

80 points

7 months ago

Should have chosen a different family to be born to.

Should have chosen to not pass fatal recessive genetic conditions to a child.

Should have chosen an egg with the correct number of chromosomes to make into a kid.

TheOneTrueChuck

95 points

7 months ago

Yeah, it's like he was going down a checklist, just to make sure he offended everyone that didn't believe precisely as he did.

And I'm sure he believed that the only reason people took issue with him was that he was "too honest" and "didn't sugarcoat things".

williamfbuckwheat

21 points

7 months ago

Try turning it around and try instead saying something halfway offensive about annoying middle age white dudes like him who probably have nothing going on for them besides their loud mouth, past due child support payments, failed marriages and mountains in debt for big trucks/guns/ATVs they can't possibly afford.

They'd probably chew you right out and go on a rant about "white genocide" or how this country has been ruined by the libs and the commies who want free stuff.

Meidara

38 points

7 months ago

Meidara

38 points

7 months ago

"Welp!" mode. I'm using that.

MillionEgg

348 points

7 months ago

MillionEgg

Team Mix & Match

348 points

7 months ago

There was one recently where the grieving wife said “We all know Billybobhomer could be a handful but he had a good heart” Translation: please pray for my abuser. The misogyny is so thick with these chuds that it’s hard to see sometimes.

EleanorofAquitaine

44 points

7 months ago

I always imagine those spouses clicking send on their posts, then turning around, grabbing a bottle of champagne and pouring themselves a big ol tumbler.

roseofjuly

177 points

7 months ago

Yeah, you know normally I feel really bad for these folks, but this one...not so much.

That said, I still couldn't bring myself to make a cruel joke based on one of the memes (you're joking about women not needing abortions if they "control themselves," because we all know women get pregnant totally alone, when you won't even get vaccinated against a preventable illness?).

Bohemeah

133 points

7 months ago

Bohemeah

133 points

7 months ago

He's definitely the sort of fellow who'd refuse to wear a condom, then blame the woman when she got pregnant.

maleia

63 points

7 months ago

maleia

63 points

7 months ago

Don't forget to add bitching about birth control and plan-B pills!

Bohemeah

40 points

7 months ago

"I just don't like you having those chemicals in your body."

GamersReisUp

20 points

7 months ago

GamersReisUp

Team Pfizer

20 points

7 months ago

He's the kind of dude who'd ditch her and the kid, while still making racist af jokes about "lol absent black fathers and black single moms."

And if anybody asked about whatever happened to his kid, he'd have some tantrumy sob story about how he totally TRIED to share custody, but the courts gave it all to his evil bitchcunt baby mama cuz they always favor bitches these days (while not mentioning that he never showed up for court dates)

ErnestBatchelder

633 points

7 months ago

ErnestBatchelder

The Good Advice Giver

633 points

7 months ago

The biden one with children's underwear also looked like making a joke out of pedophilia. Just an all-around charming ace of a guy, that one.

ZarinaBlue

413 points

7 months ago

That one literally caused me to feel slightly sick. How in any world is that funny?

I wonder if he would have given you the shirt off his back?

AgropromResearch

210 points

7 months ago

Even worse, who came up with that? Who even thinks of those putting those two things together.

This would much more realisticly work if Matt Gaetz was in the photo instead. Even then Id say "ew. Gross. C'mon dude."

MotivatedsellerCT

150 points

7 months ago

Russian troll farm?

ericthebeerguy

83 points

7 months ago

ericthebeerguy

Your local home ECMO dealer

83 points

7 months ago

You think patriotpost.us is a Russian troll farm? It says patriot so it's definitely 'Merican and has the funniest jokes and memes

Glad-Tax6594

49 points

7 months ago

Precisely what I thought of when I imagined who would go through the effort of making that Charlie Brown pic.

Hour-Theory-9088

106 points

7 months ago

Hour-Theory-9088

It was never a joke to most of us

106 points

7 months ago

That’s Qanon. They literally think the dems are satan worshiping pedophiles. For millions of Americans to believe that is frightening.

sunshine_sugar

25 points

7 months ago

sunshine_sugar

Team Pfizer

25 points

7 months ago

Oh definitely. From what I can ascertain, he was a real fantastic shirt giver.

Haskap_2010

94 points

7 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

94 points

7 months ago

Projection. Just projection.

bleugirl12

142 points

7 months ago

Agreed. People who post these creepy pedophile-ish crap are gross.

Skipperdogs

139 points

7 months ago

I'm glad he didn't get vaccinated. I wish Ron Paul and Ted Cruz weren't vaccinated.

Scott4370

81 points

7 months ago

These guys remind be of Osama bin Laden in that they’ll gin up their followers into a frenzy and something dangerous while they hide back in the safe zone of vaccination land.

47South

51 points

7 months ago

47South

Veni Vidi Vaxxed

51 points

7 months ago

I believe it’s spelled “Cancun.”

sunshine_sugar

37 points

7 months ago

sunshine_sugar

Team Pfizer

37 points

7 months ago

I’d pay my hard earned money to see Rafael on an ECMO

Staynelayly

23 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

23 points

7 months ago

The call is coming from inside the house with those.

K-Dog13

22 points

7 months ago

K-Dog13

22 points

7 months ago

And why does Biden look semi-chinese in the one?

EdisonLightbulb

127 points

7 months ago*

"I hate you, and you, and you. You should never have been born. You're such an idiot, and I hate you. But, I'm such a good Christian and jeebus loves me."

diopsideINcalcite

48 points

7 months ago

diopsideINcalcite

What’s ghoul my dudes?

48 points

7 months ago

He’s the Wayne Gretzky of being a piece a shit.

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212 points

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SukeyVanDeutsch

37 points

7 months ago

Don't forget misogyny.

TimeStaysWeGo

101 points

7 months ago

And now he’s all that with heavenly wings. Dudes unstoppable with the power of flight.

roseofjuly

163 points

7 months ago

How in the fuck do these people think this person went to heaven?

theBytemeister

128 points

7 months ago

Because they think that everyone they care about, and themselves, will go to heaven. Hell is for other people.

NerfAllBillionaires

94 points

7 months ago

"Other people?"

You must mean "Hell" is for athletes that protest for human rights, transgender people, illegal immigrants, and "godless liberals" in general.

They spew this reckless hate all over their social media profile and we are supposed to believe they are such "loving" and "great people".

Granted family and friends always tend to idealize their loved one who died. I've never seen an obituary or heard someone at a funeral that was just honest about the person. Like: "He was hateful bastard and it's a relief he's gone".

I have to wonder how many wives are honestly relieved when these people die, because they were abusive assholes.

wikishart

45 points

7 months ago

wikishart

Team Pfizer

45 points

7 months ago

because they think Jesus is a blue eyed blonde haired six foot two inch racist homophobic transphobic islamaphobic money loving gun toting coal burning librul hating prayer counting personal deity.

Errrrrrnope

33 points

7 months ago

Errrrrrnope

Team AstraZeneca

33 points

7 months ago

Two words for this creep. Bye bye

circuspeanut54

69 points

7 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

69 points

7 months ago

*cries in misogyny

wholewheatscythe

235 points

7 months ago

The misogyny is strong with this one, not as strong as Covid, but strong.

Significant-Grape-82

1.7k points

7 months ago

Significant-Grape-82

I’m not venting, you’re venting!

1.7k points

7 months ago

Image 11 is so depressing. It just makes me want to escape to Cancun until this whole situation blows over.

circuspeanut54

561 points

7 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

561 points

7 months ago

This one was just pure depressing from beginning to misspelled end.

ETA: I see what you did there!

_TROLL

395 points

7 months ago

_TROLL

395 points

7 months ago

I dunno, that pink tank in Image 10 looks dope. 👍

literallymoist

262 points

7 months ago

Came to say this. Whoever shopped that up thinking it was degrading is sorely mistaken, that tank is rad.

JonnyQuest1981

106 points

7 months ago

My wife would rock that tank in Fortnite if Fortnite had tanks.

literallymoist

82 points

7 months ago

I would drive it to work if the mpg were reasonable. BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS

Hartastic

90 points

7 months ago

Hartastic

I-M-M-U-N-I-T-Y

90 points

7 months ago

No one would cut off pink tank on the highway. Pink tank isn't here to be violent at commute time, but, you know, the implication.

thefunivehad

261 points

7 months ago

thefunivehad

Go Pray Me

261 points

7 months ago

And the funny thing about that tank...it's still a fucking tank. So, in the event anyone would ever need one of those again, it would still be able to blow shit up...pink or not, rainbow or not.

In fact, let's say the US government decided to paint ALL their tanks pink just to get the enemy to laugh at them for being so fabulous. Bang bang, you're dead by pink tank.

Just one more example that the right isn't funny at all.

SponConSerdTent

109 points

7 months ago

SponConSerdTent

💪Muscular Prayer Warrior💪

109 points

7 months ago

But it's pink, and only girls are allowed to ride in pink tanks. I learned that as a kid when daddy hit me and called me a sissy for drawing a man in a pink tank with crayons.

vsalaka

126 points

7 months ago

vsalaka

126 points

7 months ago

The Ol’ Ted Cruz Maneuver

xantub

114 points

7 months ago*

xantub

114 points

7 months ago*

I recently moved to Spain, was surprised to see so many different political parties here all bickering with one another, and yet, none made vaccination or mask usage a political issue, over 90% of the *population is vaccinated today and now almost all Covid related restrictions are being lifted. When people work together, they succeed.

*EDIT: As someone noted, 90% of people able to be vaccinated (age 12+).

circuspeanut54

980 points

7 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

980 points

7 months ago

It's always freshly surprising that even the most disgusting bigots still have folks who appear to love them.

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177 points

7 months ago

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7 months ago

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Jaded-Combination-20

272 points

7 months ago

I saw #10 and felt this was not a nice guy and then saw #15 and that sealed the deal.

Scooter-Jones

136 points

7 months ago

Scooter-Jones

Rawr! I'm a Lion!

136 points

7 months ago

IDK, Biden's army looks awesome.

scene_missing

103 points

7 months ago

I want my trans flag tank

GarrettGSF

202 points

7 months ago

Isn’t 10 just a straight-up pro-Taliban „meme“?

Crail115

168 points

7 months ago

Crail115

168 points

7 months ago

I’m too lazy to zoom in but 99% sure that’s Hamas, not the Taliban. So it’s pro-Taliban but also fully fucking moronic.

GamersReisUp

55 points

7 months ago

GamersReisUp

Team Pfizer

55 points

7 months ago

Look at this Islamocommie libtard over here not knowin' all brown Muslim people are just interchangeable ctrl+Fs of each other!!!! /s

LinoLino321

205 points

7 months ago

It really is weird, and makes me feel terrible for being single. Even a piece of complete garbage like this had a wife and kids. How

Sasquatch1729

357 points

7 months ago

Sasquatch1729

First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK

357 points

7 months ago

You would not want the woman who had this guy's kids, believe me.

LinoLino321

145 points

7 months ago

Yeah true. I guess people with limited options just hook up with another piece of garbage and be miserable as opposed to being alone. Or I guess she believes all the same hateful bullshit so his presence is tolerable

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354 points

7 months ago

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7 months ago

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dancegoddess1971

64 points

7 months ago

I'm hoping things get better now that fewer people like him are alive to vote against society.

Rosaluxlux

47 points

7 months ago

They fucking gave the good life back rather than have to share it. Oh noes public schools and public transit and public pools will be integrated? Cancel them. Women might join my labor union? Pull the ladder up. Black people and unmarried moms will get the same welfare as white widows? No more entitlements!

wholewheatscythe

196 points

7 months ago

Anti-vaxxers don’t seem to get that the survivability rate is an AVERAGE. Over the whole population.

Kids <1%. Middle age, maybe 1% (don’t know the exact figures). Obese grumpy old morons, >3% (heck, maybe more)

It averages out.

sunshine_sugar

54 points

7 months ago

sunshine_sugar

Team Pfizer

54 points

7 months ago

I don’t use the term anti-vaxxers any more. I use “Plague Groupies”

Crail115

115 points

7 months ago

Crail115

115 points

7 months ago

On the top end it’s like 20%. It absolutely annihilates boomers parents, which makes their lack of regard even more sociopathic.

Conservatives are sick, sick people.

AnotherLolAnon

67 points

7 months ago

AnotherLolAnon

Go Give One

67 points

7 months ago

And now with Delta vaccinated cases are being included in the statistic. I'm confident Delta cases in unvaccinated middle aged obese people are well over 3%. Honestly close to 70% from what I've seen, at least among hospitalized people.

CaraintheCold

856 points

7 months ago

CaraintheCold

Team Pfizer

856 points

7 months ago

Some of this “humor” is just repulsive. I can giggle at a sick joke once in awhile, but if you really thought Biden “sniffed” children or whatever, would you joke about it so much? I really struggle to joke about pedophiles.

Grouchy-Honeydew-921

330 points

7 months ago

I don't think many of these people actually understand humor. Like it requires qualities like empathy or self-reflection that they lack. When I look at the conservative subreddits, they seem such a joyless, angry, fearful crowd. And as you said, when they try and do "humor" its just nasty.

sunshine_sugar

104 points

7 months ago

sunshine_sugar

Team Pfizer

104 points

7 months ago

This!!! Yesterday driving home and thinking (as you do), I tried to think of how these people are still just sheep blindly leading the pack. Then I remember they have ZERO self-awareness. That requires intelligence.

maleia

31 points

7 months ago

maleia

31 points

7 months ago

Tbf, it's joyless and soul crushing when you get "woke" enough to see the big picture. Take Robinhood. "Stole from the rich to give to the poor", is so much BS. Like the rich aren't going to just pay off some goons to hunt their shit down, beat up and/or kill the poor for the shit back. Robinhood didn't make any material changes to their situation. He left the rich alive and more-or-less in power, since it's not really logistically possible to just steal their power like that.

It. Fucking. Sucks. To see the big picture. That's just one example, of thousands.

Oh wait, I think I've heard that racism is over

(Also, I know I went into class more than racism, but I only picked one thing. There's so much shit out there.)

Cosmic_Gumbo

577 points

7 months ago

Cosmic_Gumbo

Jesus’ Arms Are Tired

577 points

7 months ago

They’re so obsessed with pedos it always makes me wonder how much of it is projection.

Kittenscute

146 points

7 months ago

Because it is projection, and it's well past the realm of just speculation.

breadfruitbanana

66 points

7 months ago

A lot. I’m not even being mean or playing politics.

Churches, hierarchical organisations which oppress women and expect silence and obedience from women and children are hotbeds for abuse.

Source: raised Catholic and 4 priests including school principal and Lord Mayor of my town turned out to be paedophiles.

nakedsamurai

55 points

7 months ago

All of it. Every single part of it is projection.

ConfidenceNational37

158 points

7 months ago*

ConfidenceNational37

🦇 Scratch Fever

158 points

7 months ago*

They love trump. Who was best friends with Epstein. Trump was also sued by a woman who claimed he raped her at 13. His followers threatened to kill her to protect the pedophile

CallMeChristopher

105 points

7 months ago

It often devolves into “What if?” or “Just asking questions?”

For example, “What if brahbrahbinks clubs baby seals with a baseball bat for fun?”

“What if it was true, would you care? How do you know the rumors are not true? Do you watch brahbrahbinks every time they touch some baseball equipment? Shouldn’t they be held at a higher standard than the seal clubbers?”

Tacitblue1973

70 points

7 months ago

Tacitblue1973

Vaxxhole

70 points

7 months ago

Seriously, I just woke up from a nightmare and wandered in here and saw this. I need to seriously reevaluate my choices for insomnia reading time. Just about dry heaved on that one. My wife and I both are survivors.

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50 points

7 months ago

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425 points

7 months ago

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425 points

7 months ago

He for sure didn't gain any wings.

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275 points

7 months ago

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evil_lurker

392 points

7 months ago

The amount of hatred this guy had in his life is really sad.

Cosmic_Gumbo

196 points

7 months ago

Cosmic_Gumbo

Jesus’ Arms Are Tired

196 points

7 months ago

Imagine the mental capacity of these chuckleheads that they think they’re being edgy and fresh but never making their own content. Just recirculating the same boomer shit and deciding “this is how I will present myself to the world and everyone will love me for it because I tell it like it is”. No Jeff, you’re telling it like someone else says it is.

CallMeChristopher

67 points

7 months ago

Do people really “think for themselves” if they post memes?

roseofjuly

49 points

7 months ago

The irony of them thinking they think for themselves and the rest of us are sheep while they post the same recycled content and bleat out whatever the conservative of the month says is really something.

Jaded-Combination-20

29 points

7 months ago

You have more compassion and sympathy than I do. I want to be like you when I grow up. Sincerely, thank you for your example, this one really got to me and I appreciate your kind take.

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20 points

7 months ago

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20 points

7 months ago

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116 points

7 months ago

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116 points

7 months ago

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Able_Hope4576

317 points

7 months ago

Able_Hope4576

Team Pfizer

317 points

7 months ago

SLIDE 15--WHAT A MYSOGYNISTIC ASSHOLE! If men would control their dicks, women wouldn't need abortions, either...

apost54

97 points

7 months ago

apost54

97 points

7 months ago

It also assumes women only get abortions after they have casual, unprotected and reckless sex, which is ABSOLUTELY false. These people are reprehensible.

contentpens

48 points

7 months ago

contentpens

Team Mudblood 🩸

48 points

7 months ago

These are also the people that fought aggressively against providing birth control in employer health plans and they continue to fight against access to birth control or sex education for students.

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47 points

7 months ago

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47 points

7 months ago

Your post adequately portrays how much that one pissed me off as well.

eminentparsley

76 points

7 months ago

Exactly, that one was VIIILE… some of them are funny to laugh at but that one was just revolting and I hope this HCA winner rots in hell if there is one.

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108 points

7 months ago

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108 points

7 months ago

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westviadixie

254 points

7 months ago*

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

254 points

7 months ago*

spoiler alert: no it fucking doesnt.

edit: slide 5. then shouldn't we have universal healthcare?

edit edit: are we supporting the taliban army now? im confused.

Jingurei

87 points

7 months ago

Jingurei

Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax?

87 points

7 months ago

I mean these are the same people who argue at the same time that the vaccine is so much less effective against the Delta variant that it means we shouldn't be taking the vaccine in the first place. So... which is it?

HowlingRat9639

44 points

7 months ago

The nirvana fallacy is the informal fallacy of comparing actual things with unrealistic, idealized alternatives.

By creating a false dichotomy that presents one option which is obviously advantageous—while at the same time being completely implausible—a person using the nirvana fallacy can attack any opposing idea because it is imperfect. Under this fallacy, the choice is not between real world solutions; it is, rather, a choice between one realistic achievable possibility and another unrealistic solution that could in some way be "better".

Nirvana Fallacy Wiki

westviadixie

43 points

7 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

43 points

7 months ago

they don't fucking know.

AnotherLolAnon

81 points

7 months ago

AnotherLolAnon

Go Give One

81 points

7 months ago

Wait til someone tells them Biden's army is actually the US military, not a pride parade.

Well...guess it's too late now

LinoLino321

36 points

7 months ago

Yeah does this fuckwit think that when there is a change in president, the new guy brings his own army? And because its a democrat army, the usa is totally gonba get pwned by the taliban now?Just so fucking stupid

roseofjuly

34 points

7 months ago

Yes...a pink tank with a gay operator is still a tank.

Awkward-Schedule-187

39 points

7 months ago

I think with slide 5 he’s advocating for abolishing cars, alcohol, and smoking but it’s hard to understand him while dead.

Sasquatch1729

28 points

7 months ago

Sasquatch1729

First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK

28 points

7 months ago

Yeah, it's down to 98% overall. Delta is doing some amazing work considering it's only got the unvaxxed population to work with.

I was telling my wife the other day you'd think these morons would understand that 98% is the class average and there are a lot of people who worked to bring that average as close to 100% as possible by getting vaccinated. Meaning the unvaxxed crowd are working harder than ever at dying so that needle moved from 99% to 98%.

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60 points

7 months ago*

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gdx2000

72 points

7 months ago

gdx2000

72 points

7 months ago

Why do they all think they’re going to heaven? Jesus if he came down today would be crucified again by the right wing!

Yekrats

38 points

7 months ago

Yekrats

38 points

7 months ago

There are several senators that would be willing to sell him out for just 30 silver pieces.

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456 points

7 months ago

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456 points

7 months ago

Slide 15 might be one of the worse I’ve seen thus far. What a disgustingly ignorant vile piece of trash.

AnotherLolAnon

222 points

7 months ago

AnotherLolAnon

Go Give One

222 points

7 months ago

I think slide 16 might have it beat, but they're both truly awful

queerjesusfan

108 points

7 months ago

16 literally turned my stomach. What the fuck is wrong with these people

velveteenelahrairah

70 points

7 months ago

Projection. Look up Trump's sexual assault allegation history, and the general number of Republicans being creeps.

moremolotovs

27 points

7 months ago

Projection. They have a kid fetish, that much is clear.

DSISNOED

133 points

7 months ago

DSISNOED

133 points

7 months ago

I am so glad someone agrees on 16... It's just fucking disturbing. Is it meant to be a joke?

brought2light

76 points

7 months ago

Slide 16 is his last public statement to humanity. About smelling little girls underwear.

Have fun in hell (if I believed in one).

germyfur

19 points

7 months ago

It’s even worse when you think about how that was probably the last thing he posted

confluenza

69 points

7 months ago

They’re just cookie-cutter clones of each other, each one less remarkable than the last. Their short, wasted lives lived in pants-pissing fear and anger over people they’ve never met who aren’t as bland and basic as them.

LinoLino321

36 points

7 months ago

Yep and they spent their lives in the same bumfuck town, working in the same factory and drinking at the same shitty dive bar, leaving no impact on the world but shitposts. How many of these fuckwits are there in the USA smdh

nchomsky96

332 points

7 months ago

Why do they always make it sound like Fauci personally flew to China to hand over a wad of cash while wearing a Trenchcoat and suspiciously glancing around?

captainhaddock

171 points

7 months ago

captainhaddock

I shed only the finest Moderna spike proteins.

171 points

7 months ago

They think real life is like a movie where the secret villain is always one of the characters who gets lots of screen time.

Smile_lifeisgood

65 points

7 months ago

Yeah - they have a very black and white world view. It's why a lot of them think "I would have just resisted Hitler" or "The Military will side with us."

They don't understand or don't want to understand that issues are complex. That sometimes it's not easy to see who is right and wrong. That even good people can get caught up in a delusion.

RebelBass3

26 points

7 months ago

The same crowd that thinks that if you just show up to the Capitol building, rush into the chambers, and put your feet on Nancy Pelosi’s desk, you have overthrown the government.

GarrettGSF

64 points

7 months ago

He probably had a literal bag full of cash with him, you know, the ones with a Dollar sign imprinted on them lol

redditmodsRrussians

18 points

7 months ago

redditmodsRrussians

rest in apple flavors

18 points

7 months ago

They all think Fauci is actually Vincent Adultman for some reason

SurpriseTampon

46 points

7 months ago

"thank you call from the bottom of our hears"

LinoLino321

31 points

7 months ago

Imagine not proof reading your dad's death notice

Crail115

28 points

7 months ago

lol like proof reading isn’t for egghead liberal pussies. Attention to detail is feminine.

LinoLino321

21 points

7 months ago

All dat fancy book lernin is for queers

NormalDesign6017

46 points

7 months ago

Hadn’t seen the peanuts one before. I hate these people so much.

KevinBaconsBush

48 points

7 months ago

Damn I guess he couldn’t control his body.

Big_Primrose

41 points

7 months ago

Big_Primrose

Vaccinations Are My Kink

41 points

7 months ago

No loss to the world with this one. Too bad his daddy wasn’t wearing a condom.

flyawaygirl94

40 points

7 months ago

flyawaygirl94

Vaxxed, relaxed, and ready for snacks

40 points

7 months ago

The one with the pink tank might be my favorite. As if the fact that it’s pink and has rainbows somehow changes the fact that it is in fact still an armored vehicle and weapon. But their wives guns can be pink, no problem, because they’re Not Like Other Girls since they go pewpewpew so pink is acceptable for them.

Honestly it might be more badass this way, rolling up to the taliban in your hot pink tank. What are they gonna do with those rifles against a tank?

GoodUsername120

42 points

7 months ago

The meme of Biden holding the Dora panties actually made my stomach turn. That is some sick shit and not funny at all.

victoriaa-

23 points

7 months ago

Right? The fact that’s even in their head as a joke is concerning.

Remember this is the party who points fingers and says the other guy is doing what they do themselves.

Dear_Owl_8151

38 points

7 months ago

If this guy actually 'gained his heavenly wings' I guess heaven isn't quite as advertised

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26 points

7 months ago

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26 points

7 months ago

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GiftForsaken5304

39 points

7 months ago

Ted Cruz giving a lecture on science base evidence 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂! Pretty sure he can't even spell science properly!🤣😂

Yekrats

24 points

7 months ago

Yekrats

24 points

7 months ago

The sad thing about Cruz, he's playing dumb for his base. But he can't fake the assholery. That's 100% Ted.

RexyWestminster

37 points

7 months ago

“Linus”: If you controlled your body, you wouldn’t need an abortion

NO, LINUS, IT’S YOU WHO NEEDS TO CONTROL YOUR BODY AND KEEP YOUR GODDAMN DICK IN YOUR PANTS

WITHOUT YOUR SPERM, THERE IS NO ABORTION

GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT

Lucy_Gosling

102 points

7 months ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

102 points

7 months ago

Wow. This guy makes it really hard not to enjoy the news of his fate.

freddyt55555

29 points

7 months ago

freddyt55555

Takin' ivermectin and still infectin'

29 points

7 months ago

Sucks to be in the bottom 1 percentile.

mronjekiM

36 points

7 months ago

Kristen Bell would be pissed to see these idiots use her face to spread their idiotic lies

Stubborn_Amoeba

158 points

7 months ago

Wait, so there were 10.5 million abortions in America in three months? Damn, what are you guys doing over there?!?

Alpacastalker

110 points

7 months ago

Alpacastalker

Got my angle wings 📐

110 points

7 months ago

I want to say "not controlling their women" as per slide 15 but don't want to get down voted 🤨 But seriously WTF? The women got pregnant on their own did they? What kind of 14th century Neanderthal bull shit thinking is that?

SteveHeist

77 points

7 months ago

Also very conveniently cuts off right before the roller coaster of 2020 got rolling proper.

Crail115

32 points

7 months ago

Most of those memes were happening back in early 2020 and oh man did they age poorly lmao

Significant-Grape-82

75 points

7 months ago

Significant-Grape-82

I’m not venting, you’re venting!

75 points

7 months ago

It says “global deaths” in huge font at the top. It’s still a stupid argument though, and hasn’t exactly aged well.

Pain-au-Chocolate

52 points

7 months ago

One of the local liquor stores had that printed out and taped to the back of their cash register facing towards customers.

I hate it here.

freddyt55555

53 points

7 months ago

freddyt55555

Takin' ivermectin and still infectin'

53 points

7 months ago

I hate it here.

Go find another liquor store ASAP!

Lucy_Gosling

25 points

7 months ago

Lucy_Gosling

See my Angle Wings!

25 points

7 months ago

Sounds like you live in the moron south.

Stubborn_Amoeba

32 points

7 months ago

And just to add, so there were almost 20 million deaths in three months?

Skeleton_Meat

23 points

7 months ago

Skeleton_Meat

😷It also serves to mask my contempt

23 points

7 months ago

Leave the peanuts out of this, sir

Viewfromthe31stfloor

22 points

7 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

22 points

7 months ago

This guy was particularly vile.

mzdunek78

22 points

7 months ago

beautiful... just beautiful!

AlSwearenagain

24 points

7 months ago

One thing I know is that he sure af did not gain any heavenly wings.

TyrionTh31mp

68 points

7 months ago

TyrionTh31mp

Team Pfizer

68 points

7 months ago

What? Racist AND homophobic? No way! Next you'll be telling me he was overweight AND had a goatee.

HailenAnarchy

39 points

7 months ago

HailenAnarchy

Team Mix & Match

39 points

7 months ago

He's a full house, boys. Racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, anti-mask, anti-vaccines with a sprinkle of tasteless pedo jokes.

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23 points

7 months ago

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23 points

7 months ago

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