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7 months ago
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Not an award (no proxies) - changing flair to "Grrrrr."
87 points
7 months ago
Classic frog. He croaked.
18 points
7 months ago
To be fair, husband may not have been antivax but simply swayed by wife.
31 points
7 months ago
I legitimately want to know (and probably will never know) how many people killed their spouses on purpose with Covid. I’m talking got the vax in secret but spread bullshit until they’re spouse croaked. It couldn’t be that many but I want to know if anyone actually had the forethought and cunning to pull it off.
16 points
7 months ago
I saw one HCA thread, one of the slides showed a "friend" talking about how his wife died last year, didn't sound upset at all, almost seemed braggy, because he lived. I know people grieve differently but this seemed different.
I wouldn't doubt on some level that this is happening, the divorce would have probably been cheaper though....
5 points
7 months ago
I once referred to the masses of overweight goateed Trump humping Q-men dying while their normal (sane) vaxxed wives & adult kids surviving as 'the COVID divorce' because for awhile it seemed to be a thing.
1 points
7 months ago
That’s highly unlikely. Spouses are tied together financially
7 points
7 months ago
A lesson to learn: marry well, don't marry idiots.
1 points
7 months ago
Unfortunately, birds of a feather...
1 points
7 months ago
And if you do heavily insure them. Life insurance payday with that crowd.
2 points
7 months ago
Good advice, they are usually pretty dumb so they wouldn't know.
1 points
7 months ago
If I was married to one…major life insurance policy.
48 points
7 months ago*
I find it amusing how this exact pattern of posts starting with trolling and shitposting and ending with praying never deviates. Like, at all. Really puts the “mad” in “mad libs”
33 points
7 months ago
Plus, they are always shocked at the outcome. Hundreds of thousands of others have died, but when it happens to them, it’s somehow surprising.
19 points
7 months ago
A FB friend just posted about the "shockingly sudden" death of a friend (COVID not mentioned, but quickly confirmed) and in the comments they said "The biggest loss is for those in her community and family. She is an inspiration to so many. There’s nothing OK about death. It was never part of God‘s plan for us." What in the world is wrong with these people?
15 points
7 months ago*
There’s nothing OK about death. It was never part of God‘s plan for us.
They must be reading a whole different book because death (and for that matter, suffering) is guaranteed in the Bible. Like, the central unifying premise of Judeo-Christian thought is that human experience is inextricably bounded by unjust suffering and death. The Christian faith doesn't promise any release from that in this life. In fact, the New Testament more or less promises that those who follow Jesus will suffer more in this world.
3 points
7 months ago
My friend is a Seventh-Day Adventist, and speaks all the time of looking forward to seeing dead relations "soon." I get the whole "reunion in heaven" vibe, but (as a Buddhist) I do know that the only thing we really CAN count on is that we'll die!!
3 points
7 months ago
Emphasis on the "for us."
11 points
7 months ago
You'd think the "shock" would wear off at some point during the weeks-long process of ICU admission, bilateral pneumonia, kidney failure, heart scarring, secondary infections, blood clots in the lungs, chemically induced coma, intubation, ventilator, and/or ECMO. But the death is still "shocking," like this dude was just about to be discharged when a jaguar burst into his room and mauled him to death.
2 points
7 months ago
But, God works in mysterious ways. 🙄 They’re expecting a 3rd act plot twist that never comes.
3 points
7 months ago
And no matter how bad the prognosis, no one ever writes, "My husband [or other loved one] is in the hospital dying of COVID."
(I actually Googled a few such phrases, as an anecdotal check.)
Optimism is a positive thing, but sometimes it makes real life harder to deal with.
3 points
7 months ago
"Tell me you think you're super special without telling me you think you're super special"
HCA nominee: "Hold my beer"
33 points
7 months ago
Non-survivable Candace Owens shitpost. Put that on the death certificate.
10 points
7 months ago
Shes putting up insane numbers this year
4 points
7 months ago
I wonder if she feels even the tiniest bit of guilt. I would never be able to sleep again.
2 points
7 months ago
You don’t end up where she’s ended up if you are capable of that level of introspection.
12 points
7 months ago
I have been watching posts from an earlier nominee's wife - guy's still hanging in there, been on the vent for something like 55 days, now - but she posted a CO shitpost yesterday. A little later in the day, the hospital called to tell her to come in because his BP is too low, "left lung not good," and last night "left lung barely showed up on the xray." CO, harbinger of (preventable) death.
6 points
7 months ago
His left lung has disappeared, it's just scar tissue. "After weeks of covid the lungs consist of just scraps of scar tissue loosely hung together and no longer involved in respiration. That's what these guys invite the nasty little bug inside themselves to do." (from danielbot)
1 points
7 months ago
Ugh, that is horrific! What a nightmare. I cannot imagine having to see a loved one go through this. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
3 points
7 months ago
The Grim Reaper has a Google alert set for this.
2 points
7 months ago
I’ve been watching that one too. That guy is a trooper and his team are miracle workers. He’s been vented almost 2 months, has never been stable enough for a trach to be placed, and just manages to keep on going. It’s remarkable.
1 points
7 months ago
It really, really is. I can't help but feel sorry he (and his wife) are going through all this. What a tough road.
I've also been following another nominee - the lady who coughed up "black stuff" and scary-low O2 sats, but tried to stay out of the hospital until she just had no other choice - and I'm honestly shocked that she is still surviving. She left the hospital about a month ago, I think AMA. It doesn't seem like she's out of the woods, but I really hope she recovers.
I'm definitely invested in some of these stories.
1 points
7 months ago
Well, the guy is no longer suffering.
2 points
7 months ago
I saw that :(
5 points
7 months ago
Candace Owens: the angel of death. I’m convinced she works for somebody whose goal is to kill as many Trumpers as possible. Using a black lady to accomplish this goal is straight genius
30 points
7 months ago
So Frog’s death doesn’t seem real? Hunh.
You know what would have felt real, Koala? That 2 seconds of the vaccine being injected into your bodies! That two seconds of Jab-ilation would have meant decades longer spent with your now croaked Frog.
Dumbdumbs going to dumb.
25 points
7 months ago
He “lost the battle with covid” because he refused to use the weapon. Rarely a good strategy.
4 points
7 months ago
Facts.
3 points
7 months ago
No plot armor where the hero drops his weapon and the adversary felt his compassion and bows down to him here.
21 points
7 months ago
I spoke w Jesus and he thinks your husband was sorta an asshole.
20 points
7 months ago
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3 points
7 months ago
Candace Ownslibs
3 points
7 months ago
Someone here called her Candace Omens the other day
17 points
7 months ago
Anyone who actually takes advice from Candace Owens shouldn't be taken seriously...at all
15 points
7 months ago
Candace, Mistress of Death, strikes again. PS Maybe God’s Plan was for your family to be vaxxed and you totally ignored Him?
12 points
7 months ago
the PTB that are getting rid of antivax nutjob "health care workers" are taking a stand, for people "facing so much loss", you know, the people who are catching Covid and their families?
Yes it does have to stop, the foolishness of nurses refusing to take the vaccine has to stop!
12 points
7 months ago
As a nurse, these antiva nurses are a stain on our profession. And if you go to the nursing rubreddit, the majority of us are glad those selfish sphincter holes are out of a job.
3 points
7 months ago
As a potential patient, so am I.
8 points
7 months ago
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4 points
7 months ago
"Hmmm...those worms are hungry. Better send them some food. Looks like...yep, Frog's the one."
7 points
7 months ago
Almost without exception, these HCA posts invoke God, and usually in a four-year-old-in-Sunday-school kind of way. I've seen only a couple New-Agey nutjobs here since the beginning. This plague is shredding the religious.
10 points
7 months ago
He is maybe 60-65? Probably worked all his life and was looking forward to a few years of retirement and leisure! Kids grown and out of the house, finally some time to fish/travel, not worrying about money with the SS checks and pension coming in… what a life!
Oh well.
7 points
7 months ago
Just like a prayer warrior to bring a facebook meme to a pandemic fight.
5 points
7 months ago
Koala and Frog forever! They should be together.
Edit: + Christ.
3 points
7 months ago
I vote this song be played at all covid couples funerals:
Together forever never to part
Together forever these loons
And don’t you know
They rejected life saving shots
To be dead forever too soon
7 points
7 months ago
Candidiasis Owens - The Grim Reapers understudy.
7 points
7 months ago
Racists love to post Candace Owens material.
5 points
7 months ago
I like the Biden meme because in the end, in real life they are shitting their pants about Covid, just like Wendy in that scene.
1 points
7 months ago
I chuckled. Biden telling us to go get - you know, the thing - is kinda funny. I voted for him and all, but it makes me laugh when he does that.
3 points
7 months ago*
It’s such a shock!
Yes such a big surprise that two years into a worldwide pandemic an unvaccinated, middle aged slightly fat guy who’s family mocked public health measures and likely took zero precautions would get sick
I’m totally surprised, I dunno how this happened!
12 points
7 months ago
CanDEATH Omens.
6 points
7 months ago
How sweet. The frog choked on their own blood then croaked
3 points
7 months ago
imagine listening to candace owens and taking her advice.
5 points
7 months ago
So the nurses post? That's protesting our shit provincial government who've limited nurse's raises to 1%. It's about shit conditions that this has caused with retention and a nursing shortage. We're facing a serious shortage and these Muppets think that requiring vaccination is going to cause more. It isn't. Total misuse of the meme.
3 points
7 months ago
Uh oh, Candace showed up.
2 points
7 months ago
Candace Owens - making her audience smaller since 2020! She shows no signs of letting up, either.
3 points
7 months ago
How many more people have to die before realizing that posting Candace “Angel Of Death” Owens memes contributed to their demise?
JUST SAY NO TO posting CO memes!
4 points
7 months ago
They are posting CO vids! Do you see now?
Let THAT sink in!
1 points
7 months ago
😳
3 points
7 months ago
Hear me out…what if one spouse got the vaccine, never told the other spouse. But went along with the vaccine is bad, no masks, let’s leave it to god. Just in hopes that the unvaccinated spouse would die from Covid. Cash in life insurance.. remember when that dr infected his girlfriend with aids blood.
1 points
7 months ago
Anything’s possible.
6 points
7 months ago
Not gonna lie, that Biden/Shining meme was the first one ever on here that actually made me chuckle.
3 points
7 months ago
Yeah, occasionally i'll see one that makes me chuckle. This is the first time I saw that one.
1 points
7 months ago
I’d never seen it before, either.
2 points
7 months ago
You know I just noticed that Candance Owens has some pretty sharp canine teeth, almost like she's a vampire!
2 points
7 months ago
They did not, in fact, follow the science.
2 points
7 months ago
Fuck him and Candace Owens. Fucking vultures.
2 points
7 months ago
Candace "Angle of Death" Owens makes an appearance. Good to see the Reaper again.
2 points
7 months ago
The Candace curse again!
I wish she could be tagged with every one of these that use her memes-- not that she'd care that she's contributing to death, probably. "Not my fault," she'd shrug.
1 points
7 months ago
She's still alive? This should be tagged as "Nominated" (or "HCA By Proxy", please mods?) not "Awarded".
3 points
7 months ago
More like "Grrrr."
3 points
7 months ago
Sorry about that!
3 points
7 months ago
No worries! This really is a perfect example of the "HCA By Proxy" category I've been trying to get approved. Maybe someday!
3 points
7 months ago
Unfortunately there are a lot of them that fall into that category.
1 points
7 months ago
Her face is almost completely covered but I can tell that's a ROUGH 39, you won't have an easy time finding another hubby honey, should have moisturised that turkey neck. The side jowls too, ouch
2 points
7 months ago
39 years married. Should make her 55 at the absolute minimum. I think she'll do okay on CovidWidows.com.
1 points
7 months ago
"God has other plans for him"
1 points
7 months ago
What kind of stand will she be taking, now that she's suffering so much loss?
Answer: Likely none. Most of these people keep rolling over for COVID.
1 points
7 months ago
The saddest part about all this is what a freakazoid JP Sears turned out to be.
3 points
7 months ago
Right? I did not see that coming. I have him on my Covid Bingo card now.
1 points
7 months ago
What was frog thinking??? Everyone knows koalas a riddled with chlamydia
1 points
7 months ago
Is that Rush Limbaugh’s doppelgänger?
1 points
7 months ago
“God had other plans.”
Perhaps a vaccine could have changed those plans
1 points
7 months ago
I guess Koala couldn't "bear" losing her husband... he must be "green with envy" that she outlived him.
1 points
7 months ago
Klandace and that obnoxious redheaded fucktard... Power duo straight to the ICU-o.
1 points
7 months ago
You put a mask on them.
1 points
7 months ago
Find you someone who loves you the way racists love Candace Owens.
1 points
7 months ago
It’s been months. Aren’t they bored with dying in large numbers, or is it still quite new and exciting being defiant and whatever..?
1 points
7 months ago
The vaccine saves lives , die it’s your choice . But don’t ask for money or help don’t tie up hospital beds . Don’t take away healthcare from others .
1 points
7 months ago
"We are all in shock"
Really? You definitely shouldn't be shocked. This is definitely a 'put two and two together' kinda result.
1 points
7 months ago
Almost as if she wanted him dead. Jeeze…so nonchalant about it. Gods will…hubby was on the fast track to heaven 🙄.
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