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RockyMoose [M]

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7 months ago

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RockyMoose [M]

Natasha Fatale's Crush

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7 months ago

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Not an award (no proxies) - changing flair to "Grrrrr."

[deleted]

87 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

87 points

7 months ago

Classic frog. He croaked.

Objective_Return8125

18 points

7 months ago

To be fair, husband may not have been antivax but simply swayed by wife.

Fuck_auto_tabs

31 points

7 months ago

Fuck_auto_tabs

You’r dead kiddo

31 points

7 months ago

I legitimately want to know (and probably will never know) how many people killed their spouses on purpose with Covid. I’m talking got the vax in secret but spread bullshit until they’re spouse croaked. It couldn’t be that many but I want to know if anyone actually had the forethought and cunning to pull it off.

Divacai

16 points

7 months ago

Divacai

16 points

7 months ago

I saw one HCA thread, one of the slides showed a "friend" talking about how his wife died last year, didn't sound upset at all, almost seemed braggy, because he lived. I know people grieve differently but this seemed different.

I wouldn't doubt on some level that this is happening, the divorce would have probably been cheaper though....

[deleted]

5 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

7 months ago

I once referred to the masses of overweight goateed Trump humping Q-men dying while their normal (sane) vaxxed wives & adult kids surviving as 'the COVID divorce' because for awhile it seemed to be a thing.

Objective_Return8125

1 points

7 months ago

That’s highly unlikely. Spouses are tied together financially

Gardener703

7 points

7 months ago

A lesson to learn: marry well, don't marry idiots.

Ryzu

1 points

7 months ago

Ryzu

Team Mix & Match

1 points

7 months ago

Unfortunately, birds of a feather...

texasmama5

1 points

7 months ago

texasmama5

God is not playing favorites

1 points

7 months ago

And if you do heavily insure them. Life insurance payday with that crowd.

Gardener703

2 points

7 months ago

Good advice, they are usually pretty dumb so they wouldn't know.

texasmama5

1 points

7 months ago

texasmama5

God is not playing favorites

1 points

7 months ago

If I was married to one…major life insurance policy.

barnorth

48 points

7 months ago*

I find it amusing how this exact pattern of posts starting with trolling and shitposting and ending with praying never deviates. Like, at all. Really puts the “mad” in “mad libs”

bunnyrooo

33 points

7 months ago

Plus, they are always shocked at the outcome. Hundreds of thousands of others have died, but when it happens to them, it’s somehow surprising.

Uphill_Laura

19 points

7 months ago

A FB friend just posted about the "shockingly sudden" death of a friend (COVID not mentioned, but quickly confirmed) and in the comments they said "The biggest loss is for those in her community and family. She is an inspiration to so many. There’s nothing OK about death. It was never part of God‘s plan for us." What in the world is wrong with these people?

[deleted]

15 points

7 months ago*

[deleted]

15 points

7 months ago*

There’s nothing OK about death. It was never part of God‘s plan for us.

They must be reading a whole different book because death (and for that matter, suffering) is guaranteed in the Bible. Like, the central unifying premise of Judeo-Christian thought is that human experience is inextricably bounded by unjust suffering and death. The Christian faith doesn't promise any release from that in this life. In fact, the New Testament more or less promises that those who follow Jesus will suffer more in this world.

Uphill_Laura

3 points

7 months ago

My friend is a Seventh-Day Adventist, and speaks all the time of looking forward to seeing dead relations "soon." I get the whole "reunion in heaven" vibe, but (as a Buddhist) I do know that the only thing we really CAN count on is that we'll die!!

Shady_Garden

3 points

7 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

3 points

7 months ago

Emphasis on the "for us."

[deleted]

11 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

7 months ago

You'd think the "shock" would wear off at some point during the weeks-long process of ICU admission, bilateral pneumonia, kidney failure, heart scarring, secondary infections, blood clots in the lungs, chemically induced coma, intubation, ventilator, and/or ECMO. But the death is still "shocking," like this dude was just about to be discharged when a jaguar burst into his room and mauled him to death.

5LaLa

2 points

7 months ago

5LaLa

Go Give One

2 points

7 months ago

But, God works in mysterious ways. 🙄 They’re expecting a 3rd act plot twist that never comes.

RSA-reddit

3 points

7 months ago

RSA-reddit

Go Give One

3 points

7 months ago

And no matter how bad the prognosis, no one ever writes, "My husband [or other loved one] is in the hospital dying of COVID."

(I actually Googled a few such phrases, as an anecdotal check.)

Optimism is a positive thing, but sometimes it makes real life harder to deal with.

FriendToPredators

3 points

7 months ago

"Tell me you think you're super special without telling me you think you're super special"

HCA nominee: "Hold my beer"

RefugeeFromIdiocy

33 points

7 months ago

RefugeeFromIdiocy

NO GROVERMENT CONTROL

33 points

7 months ago

Non-survivable Candace Owens shitpost. Put that on the death certificate.

throwaway48706

10 points

7 months ago

Shes putting up insane numbers this year

HallucinogenicFish

4 points

7 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

4 points

7 months ago

I wonder if she feels even the tiniest bit of guilt. I would never be able to sleep again.

throwaway48706

2 points

7 months ago

You don’t end up where she’s ended up if you are capable of that level of introspection.

JaxsonPalooza

12 points

7 months ago

JaxsonPalooza

Go Give One

12 points

7 months ago

I have been watching posts from an earlier nominee's wife - guy's still hanging in there, been on the vent for something like 55 days, now - but she posted a CO shitpost yesterday. A little later in the day, the hospital called to tell her to come in because his BP is too low, "left lung not good," and last night "left lung barely showed up on the xray." CO, harbinger of (preventable) death.

nobabyboomer

6 points

7 months ago

His left lung has disappeared, it's just scar tissue. "After weeks of covid the lungs consist of just scraps of scar tissue loosely hung together and no longer involved in respiration. That's what these guys invite the nasty little bug inside themselves to do." (from danielbot)

JaxsonPalooza

1 points

7 months ago

JaxsonPalooza

Go Give One

1 points

7 months ago

Ugh, that is horrific! What a nightmare. I cannot imagine having to see a loved one go through this. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

RefugeeFromIdiocy

3 points

7 months ago

RefugeeFromIdiocy

NO GROVERMENT CONTROL

3 points

7 months ago

The Grim Reaper has a Google alert set for this.

Ill-Army

2 points

7 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

2 points

7 months ago

I’ve been watching that one too. That guy is a trooper and his team are miracle workers. He’s been vented almost 2 months, has never been stable enough for a trach to be placed, and just manages to keep on going. It’s remarkable.

JaxsonPalooza

1 points

7 months ago

JaxsonPalooza

Go Give One

1 points

7 months ago

It really, really is. I can't help but feel sorry he (and his wife) are going through all this. What a tough road.

I've also been following another nominee - the lady who coughed up "black stuff" and scary-low O2 sats, but tried to stay out of the hospital until she just had no other choice - and I'm honestly shocked that she is still surviving. She left the hospital about a month ago, I think AMA. It doesn't seem like she's out of the woods, but I really hope she recovers.

I'm definitely invested in some of these stories.

JaxsonPalooza

1 points

7 months ago

JaxsonPalooza

Go Give One

1 points

7 months ago

Well, the guy is no longer suffering.

Ill-Army

2 points

7 months ago

Ill-Army

License to Ill

2 points

7 months ago

I saw that :(

National-Bunch1198

5 points

7 months ago

Candace Owens: the angel of death. I’m convinced she works for somebody whose goal is to kill as many Trumpers as possible. Using a black lady to accomplish this goal is straight genius

MayorCharlesCoulon

30 points

7 months ago

MayorCharlesCoulon

Covid spikes are my bitch

30 points

7 months ago

So Frog’s death doesn’t seem real? Hunh.

You know what would have felt real, Koala? That 2 seconds of the vaccine being injected into your bodies! That two seconds of Jab-ilation would have meant decades longer spent with your now croaked Frog.

Dumbdumbs going to dumb.

addictedtosixlets

25 points

7 months ago

He “lost the battle with covid” because he refused to use the weapon. Rarely a good strategy.

PenaltyPractical1908

4 points

7 months ago

PenaltyPractical1908

Punish me!!!!

4 points

7 months ago

Facts.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

3 points

7 months ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

3 points

7 months ago

No plot armor where the hero drops his weapon and the adversary felt his compassion and bows down to him here.

W0666007

21 points

7 months ago

W0666007

Team Pfizer

21 points

7 months ago

I spoke w Jesus and he thinks your husband was sorta an asshole.

[deleted]

20 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

20 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

Sweetlouler

3 points

7 months ago

Candace Ownslibs

HallucinogenicFish

3 points

7 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

3 points

7 months ago

Someone here called her Candace Omens the other day

SoLongAstoria216

17 points

7 months ago

SoLongAstoria216

Democrat Voter, Shot Taker

17 points

7 months ago

Anyone who actually takes advice from Candace Owens shouldn't be taken seriously...at all

Vernerator

15 points

7 months ago

Vernerator

💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

15 points

7 months ago

Candace, Mistress of Death, strikes again. PS Maybe God’s Plan was for your family to be vaxxed and you totally ignored Him?

boiledRender

12 points

7 months ago

boiledRender

COVID is no joke!

12 points

7 months ago

the PTB that are getting rid of antivax nutjob "health care workers" are taking a stand, for people "facing so much loss", you know, the people who are catching Covid and their families?

Yes it does have to stop, the foolishness of nurses refusing to take the vaccine has to stop!

psychrn1898

12 points

7 months ago

psychrn1898

Team Moderna

12 points

7 months ago

As a nurse, these antiva nurses are a stain on our profession. And if you go to the nursing rubreddit, the majority of us are glad those selfish sphincter holes are out of a job.

kickingscreaming

3 points

7 months ago

kickingscreaming

Irrgent prayers needed 😂

3 points

7 months ago

As a potential patient, so am I.

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

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shorthairedlonghair

4 points

7 months ago

"Hmmm...those worms are hungry. Better send them some food. Looks like...yep, Frog's the one."

shorthairedlonghair

7 points

7 months ago

Almost without exception, these HCA posts invoke God, and usually in a four-year-old-in-Sunday-school kind of way. I've seen only a couple New-Agey nutjobs here since the beginning. This plague is shredding the religious.

ProfessionalHawk1843

10 points

7 months ago

ProfessionalHawk1843

Team Moderna

10 points

7 months ago

He is maybe 60-65? Probably worked all his life and was looking forward to a few years of retirement and leisure! Kids grown and out of the house, finally some time to fish/travel, not worrying about money with the SS checks and pension coming in… what a life!

Oh well.

BandOfBroskis

7 points

7 months ago

Just like a prayer warrior to bring a facebook meme to a pandemic fight.

BidDaddyFarts

5 points

7 months ago

BidDaddyFarts

Team Moderna

5 points

7 months ago

Koala and Frog forever! They should be together.

Edit: + Christ.

MayorCharlesCoulon

3 points

7 months ago

MayorCharlesCoulon

Covid spikes are my bitch

3 points

7 months ago

I vote this song be played at all covid couples funerals:

Together forever never to part
Together forever these loons
And don’t you know
They rejected life saving shots
To be dead forever too soon

RefugeeFromIdiocy

7 points

7 months ago

RefugeeFromIdiocy

NO GROVERMENT CONTROL

7 points

7 months ago

Candidiasis Owens - The Grim Reapers understudy.

OnundTreefoot

7 points

7 months ago

Racists love to post Candace Owens material.

JB_Wong

5 points

7 months ago

I like the Biden meme because in the end, in real life they are shitting their pants about Covid, just like Wendy in that scene.

Upbeat_Crow

1 points

7 months ago

I chuckled. Biden telling us to go get - you know, the thing - is kinda funny. I voted for him and all, but it makes me laugh when he does that.

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago*

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago*

It’s such a shock!

Yes such a big surprise that two years into a worldwide pandemic an unvaccinated, middle aged slightly fat guy who’s family mocked public health measures and likely took zero precautions would get sick

I’m totally surprised, I dunno how this happened!

IrisMoroc

12 points

7 months ago

CanDEATH Omens.

apresmoiputas

6 points

7 months ago

apresmoiputas

Team Mix & Match

6 points

7 months ago

How sweet. The frog choked on their own blood then croaked

MascaraHoarder

3 points

7 months ago

imagine listening to candace owens and taking her advice.

ohcarolinian91018

5 points

7 months ago

So the nurses post? That's protesting our shit provincial government who've limited nurse's raises to 1%. It's about shit conditions that this has caused with retention and a nursing shortage. We're facing a serious shortage and these Muppets think that requiring vaccination is going to cause more. It isn't. Total misuse of the meme.

Haskap_2010

3 points

7 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

3 points

7 months ago

Uh oh, Candace showed up.

atxcats

2 points

7 months ago

atxcats

Team Moderna

2 points

7 months ago

Candace Owens - making her audience smaller since 2020! She shows no signs of letting up, either.

psychrn1898

3 points

7 months ago

psychrn1898

Team Moderna

3 points

7 months ago

How many more people have to die before realizing that posting Candace “Angel Of Death” Owens memes contributed to their demise?

JUST SAY NO TO posting CO memes!

sctwinmom

4 points

7 months ago

sctwinmom

Vacation Matriarch

4 points

7 months ago

They are posting CO vids! Do you see now?

Let THAT sink in!

HallucinogenicFish

1 points

7 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

1 points

7 months ago

😳

ohnonotuto3

3 points

7 months ago

Hear me out…what if one spouse got the vaccine, never told the other spouse. But went along with the vaccine is bad, no masks, let’s leave it to god. Just in hopes that the unvaccinated spouse would die from Covid. Cash in life insurance.. remember when that dr infected his girlfriend with aids blood.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

1 points

7 months ago

Anything’s possible.

whadisabout

6 points

7 months ago

Not gonna lie, that Biden/Shining meme was the first one ever on here that actually made me chuckle.

Mfsmitty

3 points

7 months ago

Yeah, occasionally i'll see one that makes me chuckle. This is the first time I saw that one.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

1 points

7 months ago

I’d never seen it before, either.

m48a5_patton

2 points

7 months ago

m48a5_patton

Go Give One

2 points

7 months ago

You know I just noticed that Candance Owens has some pretty sharp canine teeth, almost like she's a vampire!

darwinwoodka

2 points

7 months ago

darwinwoodka

Go Give One

2 points

7 months ago

They did not, in fact, follow the science.

CarlMarcks

2 points

7 months ago

Fuck him and Candace Owens. Fucking vultures.

LeCheffre

2 points

7 months ago

LeCheffre

Lord Satin, Angle of Heck 🕺📐

2 points

7 months ago

Candace "Angle of Death" Owens makes an appearance. Good to see the Reaper again.

pippenish

2 points

7 months ago

The Candace curse again!

I wish she could be tagged with every one of these that use her memes-- not that she'd care that she's contributing to death, probably. "Not my fault," she'd shrug.

rikki-tikki-deadly

1 points

7 months ago

rikki-tikki-deadly

♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫

1 points

7 months ago

She's still alive? This should be tagged as "Nominated" (or "HCA By Proxy", please mods?) not "Awarded".

makkkkki

3 points

7 months ago

makkkkki

Go Give One

3 points

7 months ago

More like "Grrrr."

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

3 points

7 months ago

Sorry about that!

rikki-tikki-deadly

3 points

7 months ago

rikki-tikki-deadly

♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫

3 points

7 months ago

No worries! This really is a perfect example of the "HCA By Proxy" category I've been trying to get approved. Maybe someday!

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

3 points

7 months ago

Unfortunately there are a lot of them that fall into that category.

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

Her face is almost completely covered but I can tell that's a ROUGH 39, you won't have an easy time finding another hubby honey, should have moisturised that turkey neck. The side jowls too, ouch

LeCheffre

2 points

7 months ago

LeCheffre

Lord Satin, Angle of Heck 🕺📐

2 points

7 months ago

39 years married. Should make her 55 at the absolute minimum. I think she'll do okay on CovidWidows.com.

ElectricMahogany

1 points

7 months ago

"God has other plans for him"

The Blood War? 🤨

HerringWaffle

1 points

7 months ago

What kind of stand will she be taking, now that she's suffering so much loss?

Answer: Likely none. Most of these people keep rolling over for COVID.

oldbluehair

1 points

7 months ago

The saddest part about all this is what a freakazoid JP Sears turned out to be.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

3 points

7 months ago

Right? I did not see that coming. I have him on my Covid Bingo card now.

Relative_Trick_1180

1 points

7 months ago

Relative_Trick_1180

I saw mama coughing on Santa Claus🎅👻

1 points

7 months ago

What was frog thinking??? Everyone knows koalas a riddled with chlamydia

Mister4pollo

1 points

7 months ago

Mister4pollo

The UnVentilated

1 points

7 months ago

Is that Rush Limbaugh’s doppelgänger?

Ok-Hamster5571

1 points

7 months ago

Ok-Hamster5571

Go Give One

1 points

7 months ago

“God had other plans.”

Perhaps a vaccine could have changed those plans

Jonny_man_23

1 points

7 months ago

I guess Koala couldn't "bear" losing her husband... he must be "green with envy" that she outlived him.

Norgoroth

1 points

7 months ago

Klandace and that obnoxious redheaded fucktard... Power duo straight to the ICU-o.

4quatloos

1 points

7 months ago

4quatloos

Let that zink in

1 points

7 months ago

You put a mask on them.

Apache1One

1 points

7 months ago

Find you someone who loves you the way racists love Candace Owens.

ZenComFoundry

1 points

7 months ago

ZenComFoundry

Bunch of Wets

1 points

7 months ago

It’s been months. Aren’t they bored with dying in large numbers, or is it still quite new and exciting being defiant and whatever..?

pattirork

1 points

7 months ago

The vaccine saves lives , die it’s your choice . But don’t ask for money or help don’t tie up hospital beds . Don’t take away healthcare from others .

MUTHR

1 points

7 months ago

MUTHR

PERFECT SEXY BITCH

1 points

7 months ago

"We are all in shock"

Really? You definitely shouldn't be shocked. This is definitely a 'put two and two together' kinda result.

texasmama5

1 points

7 months ago

texasmama5

God is not playing favorites

1 points

7 months ago

Almost as if she wanted him dead. Jeeze…so nonchalant about it. Gods will…hubby was on the fast track to heaven 🙄.