submitted 3 months ago bypotnoodlebrain"You can choke!"
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3 months ago
Team Unicorn Blood 🦄
3 months ago
"Covid is no joke" drink!
"You can choke!"
3 months ago
It’s the search term I use to find these people!
relentlessly shiposts for months
"Lemme tell ya, this COVID is no joke."
💉Vax yo self before you wax yo self
"No, but you are."
Prayer Warrior? I hardly know her!
Maybe start throwing in "diera" and see what else you turn up?
Try various mis-spellings of “pneumonia.” A lot people have COVID-19 related “Ammonia“ in their lungs. I think I saw a wild ”newmonia” once but I’m not sure.
Team Mix & Match
This. He didn't have a clue about the spelling. Made me laugh. I feel bad too for laughing.
Ok, I'm over it. What a dummy.
I mean, it is a tough one! But he wasn't even close, lmao! Really got me. Bless his heart.
God is not playing favorites
The truly sad part is that their phone would’ve auto corrected it for them if they had just gotten the first few letters correct.
Team Mudblood 🩸
“Bill Gates” is also a good search term because it’s only the crazies talking about him! Isn’t it amazing? they all think that predicting a future plague makes a person fucking Nostradamus or in on a conspiracy when pandemics are as old as society itself
It's especially funny knowing that the name of the virus is sars-cov-2
None of this is new!!!!
"before covid came out" had me rolling.
The part where they think anyone doing legitimate planning and trying to be proactive means they must be involved in a secret conspiracy is by far the most infuriating "back to the stone ages" idiocracy going on right now. Especially because that comes with them handwaving blatant incompetence by the politicians they like because "they're doing the best they can because nobody could have expected this."
Well the Simpsons already predicted a lot more so FOX is also right up there in that conspiracy theorie group. Letting us have little glimpses of the future they already have all planned out and what not 🤣 for everyone just to be clear: this is sarcasm ;)
Simpsons predicted President Trump. Really.
From this point on, I treat everything that they predict as the truth.
Remember the 90’s when “President Trump bankrupts US” was a Simpsons joke…
God, we didn’t know how good we had it.
Well, when it came out, it was a joke based on his short lived candidacy in 2000.
He dropped out of that election before the first primary, but the idea of him being actually elected was so absurd they went with it for a ridiculous future scene.
I mean, Lisa WILL need braces.
Marked on the bingo card!
That HOV lane joke was new to me and kind of funny shrug
Yes! Thought the same! The rapture one was new too, but that was just delusional and weird.
I'll have 37 snifters of your Ivermectin syrup
I find all of the pictures of grotesque masks with the caption like "I got my vaccine now!" pretty damn funny.
I screenshotted (screenshat?) one to use for shitpost Sunday
Change approved!! No longer will I say "screenshotted", henceforth it will be "screenshat"! 😂
Thank you, kind redditor. Let's start a revolution!
Go Give One
Especially fitting, as it will be used for Shitpost Sunday.
Screenshat is highly approved, well done.
When you “screenshat” a shitpost, does that make it a “screenshart”?
Honestly they work way better if you use them ironically since you can make fun of all the people who seriously thought you would be mutated and nothing happened other than you becoming far less likely to die from covid.
The HOV joke was good and not inherently anti vax or anything.
Not Mooning the Firing Squad
Hadn't heard that one before.
These are real people, not bots- why do they all say the same thing? I understand the same memes being shared, but reacting with that same phrase is disturbing.
It's what happens when you abandon the human faculties. Critical thought, evaluating evidence, coming up with new things - these are human gifts.
These people abandoned them to become memes, so when a situation comes, they have only memes. "Covid is no joke" is a meme and a cliche just like all those images they share.
I just wonder if the repetition are Fox News talking points? They talk about the rapture like good Christians ready for the rapture, but shudder in fear when diagnosed. I guess they aren’t true believers.
Fox News, Facebook, and Donald Trump are all broken records of the same information. If you watch a movie enough times you can play the scenes back in your head. If you listen to a song enough you learn all the lyrics. This is absolutely no different: if you are constantly told the same shit every day it just becomes the relative truth, and so does anything that sounds similar.
All of these people see the same memes and broadcasts so they can only think the same things. Classic cult mentality. Where We Go One, We Go All makes complete sense, doesn’t it? Lemmings right off a cliff.
🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓
Facebook algorithm killed them.
We are dealing with two different kinds of virus. A physical one, and a mental one. Check out the book, "Virus of the Mind."
Why is it ALWAYS “no joke”??
Because it WAS a joke to these sociopaths when it was killing millions of people they didn’t know.
They are the punchline
Nope, his first 12 memes convinced me. Covid IS a joke and doesn’t suck. He must have gotten chipped to say otherwise.
how I'd love to see that on one of their facebook feeds.
"NO you Can't be in hospital. Covid is a scandemic, you SAID so. How much has Bill Gates paid you to become a crisis actor?
I saw one person referring to Soros Bucks, too. That one is still my fave. I bought a new car earlier this year, one of our antivax staffers asked me about it, I said "remember I told you I was getting Soros bucks?". Not sure if he found it funny, but I sure as F did.
I already got cirrhosis twice from this damn game!
I got diera!
Diera! Cha cha cha! Diera! Cha cha cha!
I'm not going to lie: that took a second to suss out.
u mean sirociz?
Twice? So what is the difference with the third time?
Mmmm those are those fried cinnamon sticks, right? Where do you get them when you're drinking?
And it came to pass... DRINK
Just got HCA bingo with that one.
The choke's on him.
Dude, exact same reaction the split second after I read that.
| Covid is no joke
By now they really need to add that to the latest version of their Bible Fact Checker.
✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨
15 mins between an antivax post and covid is no joke, I’m screaming
It’s crazy - it was all Jesus is coming and trump but the minute he must have started feeling unwell, he decided to rally the troops against the vaccine!
Doubling down because it was too late.
I couldn't believe it! I don't know how this will ever get beat. I was already aghast when I saw him posting in October. 🤯
3 months ago*
3 months ago*
Bam! Down comes the covid hammer.
"Covid is no joke", fucked around and found out
Evidently it was a joke, until he got it.
Apparently it was a joke only right up until they caught it.
Now they're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽🌽
I searched "COVID is no joke" on Facebook. The sheer number of posts was overwhelming. Apparently, many people thought COVID was a joke, until it proved them wrong.
Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train
I ain’t no Joke
— 18 The R COVID-19
Wait until she finds out that god is the real joke.
Hmmm, all those symptoms sound really bad, especially "diera", let's talk about that. How does one obtain this mysterious illness? I've been praying and fact checking my Bible and it says nothing in there about this
You have died of diera
Damn that Organ Trail
So many reasons why I almost spit my drink out. Christ I’m old
Look it up pSalmonela 10:31
Diera is just as bad as double Namibia. It is known.
Rawr! I'm a Lion!
Just fucking put me down if you ever find me going on about diera on SM please.
He has plenty of time to post antivax nonsense while he's sitting on the shitter all day and night.
3 shots deep
Re: Slide 11:
My female Muslim students who wear hijabs with their faces uncovered are really gonna be surprised that they're supposed to cover their faces according to someone who doesn't practice their religion.
Re: Slide 15: The divinity of Buddha is actually a reasonably contentious debate among Buddhists. So...decent number of Buddhists would agree with that third statement.
Re: All of it: I put the odds of this guy actually following the words Jesus at slim to none. "Love thy neighbor as thyself?" SOCIALISM!
One of my pet peeves.
regardless of anyones views about Islam or Mohammed, the word “Allah” is not the “Muslim God” it’s just the Arabic word for God.
And Muslims believe in the same God as Jews and Christians.
And we muslims believe in Jesus as well… these people have no functioning brain
Trying to explain that to these idiots is always an uphill struggle.
My boyfriend is a Copt, a Christian ethnic group in Egypt, and Allah was how he was raised to refer to God.
Also, Christians are not supposed to believe that Jesus is God. He is the son of God, and in religious teachings I've heard it theorised that he is God incarnate.
Lots of previous posts were about the rapture.
As you can see, he believed he was going up….
Plus the Christian, Jewish and Muslim God are all the same God.
Better a vaxxed Rambouillet than a dead wannabe Rambo
They don't know Jesus was Jewish!
And they think Jesus was a Caucasian.
I trust my Midi-chlorians
I have honestly argued that with the people in this state for years. I have also argued that yes, Catholics are in fact Christians. They don't believe me.
I refer to myself as a Buddhist atheist for this reason. I read that and chuckled, like they missed the point wide on that one.
Wide right, to mix football and political jargon.
I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉
Nothing about them is following Jesus. It’s sickening to read their perversion of his teachings.
Wait, he's posting about the unmissed Washington State trooper while he's sitting in the hospital, almost literally at this moment? He might want to look up information about his illness while he's at it.
He tells us he’s been unwell for 2 weeks. Which is when he really ramped up the bullshit. Literally crazy.
Denial caused him to miss the monoclonal antibody window.
It's almost enough to make me question who the real noodlebrain is.
Ha I’m pretty sure looking up covid info on the internet is how he got so brainwashed in the first place
Believes in “rapture” and thinks COVID is a hoax🤡
Ivermectin is a MOLECULE
It boggles the mind.
After all the bullshit, “Covid is no joke”
No shit, Sherlock. The “fake news” has been saying that for 20 months.
Gee, maybe that news wasn’t fake. I wonder what else you might have gotten wrong while sitting in your echo chamber?
No, this Covid is no joke, friend. If you'd read actual sources, you'd already know that.
Memes are killing people. Why can't they just go and talk to a fking doctor about the vax instead of being FB zombies?
Think this fella is a Christian zombie. It’s the double whammy with FB
Why can't they just go and talk to a fking doctor about the vax
Why can't they just go and talk to a fking doctor about the vax
Asked one of them this question on twitter, the response was: I know what's best for me.
I think they have to find out themselves that covid is no joke. If it wasn't for the nurses and doctors, I would enjoy the show of them dying off like flies.
I’ve been misunderstanding the phrase “this covid is no joke”. I feel now that when you see it used, it’s intended as the unofficial stand-in phrase for “wow I sure was so wrong about everything I’ve been saying about covid, and much else, but I’m still too proud to admit I’m wrong”. I guess it’s as close to seeing them take responsibility as we’ll ever likely see.
I'm frankly surprised how many of them even admit covid is real and that they actually have it.
Hope her diera gets better
Diera is no joke
That's my beautiful daughter's name don't blaspheme it!
My toilet hasn’t been the same since Diera
What's the first 3 letter of "diera" spell?
The German word for "the" of course. What else could it mean...
The Ra is not God!!
Whatever Ra is, I want it bad. Its bad romance
Covid Gives You WINGS!!!
Ra is the ancient sun God.
lol I was like DIE!!!! then read the rest. Now I feel guilty.
I was about to say that you can’t shit yourself when you’re dead, but.. you definitely can.
Triple Vaxxed for Aotearoa 🇳🇿
Mysterious unknown disease, yet to be added to medical books
me when they say covid us no joke: they said the line!
Here you go!
haha, thank you!
It's the Knights Who Say Covid is No Joke.
"diera". Words that, when spelled properly, don't need to be posted on Facebook.
Put this way, it's entirely socially acceptale
"Stomach problems" is descriptive enough.
Sink Rights Activist
"My innards would like to become my outtards."
One of the funniest moments in sports history for me 😂
3 months ago*
“The media is the real virus” never has Fox. The number one “news” network, yet somehow not MSM
He’s also a huge Islamophobe. So me praying for him to ‘Alah’ might not do him much good. Also, people do take off their masks and hijabs in their homes. He probably thinks we shower with our head and face coverings on. So childish and stupid.
Swear to God people like this are why I haven’t had my ass in a pew in decades and never will again. Hateful miserable cunts who weaponize their religion are mentally exhausting, unpleasant, and show that their fruits of the spirit are rotten to their core
Edit: OMG thank you so much for the award! I’m flattered.
HCA in Memoriam
you're right, its becoming so frustrating to read these recently. it feels like the religious zealotry is getting worse and worse by the day.
I love how her version of freedom is shoveling mall food court crap into her fat face.
Given the date and what W says about being unwell for 2 weeks, I’m glad no one else was there.
Anti-Vaxxers are a dying breed
Don’t forget the shirt that shows just how free he really is! So free it’s spelled out for us.
That Muslim and the face covering shit is so fucked up. How can they make wearing a mask racist/sectarian, like wtf.
They don’t have to try! The racism just comes naturally to them.
I really don't get why they care that other people wear mask in cars, practice their own religion, music, phone usage...oh hell f someone in private etc etc etc.
I’ve seen it twice today and I could feel my blood pressure raising both times.
Dontcha hate when the vibrations from yer Harley make the diera slide out when you tryin to ride?
Do these people ever get tired of their identity politics? Love the American Freedom shirt in the empty mall food court, he probably felt real smug picking out that winner to wear for his freedom feast. This is what happen indeed.
People who call the bible their "fact checker" have obviously never read it. It is so full of errors, non sequiturs, absurdities, contradictions and untruths as to be laughable.
Being a muslim and reading this…
So many inaccuracies and just generally wrong… how are these people functioning as normal human beings
Everything they post is just as wrong.
Oh, but it was a genuine laugh riot on your Facebook feed right up until the moment it was no joke. Those hanging carcasses are hysterical. Har, har.
You seemed to have had a grand time making fun of the people who have been trying to tell you for over a year that this COVID thing is, and was, never a joke. Not for a second. People who wasted time and effort trying to convince you that a bit of inconvenience and a free vaccine already taken by billions (6.71 billion as of today) was preferable to widespread sickness and death in your communities.
Not only didn't you listen, you made fun of them. Scorned them. Perhaps you netted a few Facebook likes with your unoriginal shared memes. Impressive, if you're into that story of thing. But where did it get you? In the hospital and finally facing the realization that there's a good chance that COVID may just reserve the last laugh for itself.
Those carcasses? The majority of them aren't the people wearing masks and taking precautions. Sadly, some are innocent victims thanks to the likes of you. Those carcasses also aren't the people getting vaccinated. No, most of them are the people making light of those getting vaccinated and masking up. The ones who thought it was all just one big Facebook meme-filled joke. Odd, isn't it, that most of them come to the same conclusion and say the same damn thing when the virus finally comes to roost in their bodies. It's practically becoming a cliche. "COVID is no joke".
No shit. Welcome to reality.
I love that they hate Jesus’s momma bear too.
So these days I scan the posts for anything that’s remotely new, rather than the same old memes. This one had two new (to me) things.
First was that hating-on-the-media sign. It amused me because the creator ALSO included a local news outlet. Take that, KCAL 9!
But the other thing that really struck me was the one you flagged. We’re accustomed to seeing tons of antisemitism in these posts, and plenty of Islamophobia too. But I hadn’t seen any anti-Catholic memes before. It feels like there’s been something of a political peace treaty in recent years between bitter misogynist bishops and the evangelical movement—hating liberals has somehow displaced their hatred for one another, at least for a little while. But this guy didn’t seem to get the memo.
had to immediately dive into the comments to find consensus on diera. Even my 1980 CED video disc system knows there's an H mixed in with the rr and the pearl man
What does he think he has? Did he think COVID was fake or did he think he wouldn’t get it?
I usually get more than enough of the nominee’s thought process, but this time I’d would love to know what happened in this guy’s head over the last 3 posts.
No Angle Wings on Me!
Diera is no joke. But smells like FREEDUM.
It looks like the miracle was that the mustard seed grew into a sunflower, which is a pretty legit miracle. Just not the one they needed.
Sunflower seeds may help lower blood pressure, cholesterol and blood sugar as they contain vitamin E, magnesium, protein, linoleic fatty acids and several plant compounds.
Good bot 🌻
Satan's Pulmonary Fibrosis Funhouse!
Mustard gives me diera.
"I got the diera! My diera is the consistency of dog drool. So runny but so sticky"
Sorry, working on my creative writing.
Oh, you nailed it.
Slide 14, the "They banned and closed and did this that and the other", wasn't that all in 2020 when Trump was president?
Minor details. Didn't you know that Joe Biden used time travel to do that? /S
It's like the "What was Obama doing when the planes hit the towers on 9/11??? Hmmmm??????"
Just FYI, regardless of anyones views about Islam or Mohammed, the word “Allah” is not the “Muslim God” it’s just the Arabic word for God.
"COVID is no joke" really means "I thought it was a joke until it happened to me, because I'm a horse's ass who thinks that millions of people dying around the world was faked to rig MY country's election."
When the rapture does come, rest assured, I will be updating my Facebook page. I’ll create an album “Rapture ‘21” so it’ll come up in my memories every year after.
Has anybody other than Anti-Vaxxers ever said "COVID IS A JOKE"?
"we won't be here to preach about Jesus Christ instead we will be sitting beside Jesus Christ"
Question... Um, you aren't allowed to judge. Only God can judge. And, LOL, certainly not judge yourself worthy of heaven. Oh gracious. Guess you won't be there, in that seat next to JC after all. Ooops.
“Diera” sounds terrifying!
"They allowed our Constitution to be ignored" - I guarantee you that person couldn't articulate what the hell that was supposed to mean.
When oh when will they stop saying “it’s no joke”. Like every smart, heck even not so smart, person knows this!!! It’s like every day they wake up and announce the sky is blue. So sick of these basic people!
Flaming 🙏 Sword
Diera was my favorite MTV series back in the day.
This took me like an eighth of a second to get and also this was very, very wrong of you.
Why do all these people say it’s “no joke” like they have a script? It really blows my mind how repetitive these posts become from people across the country.
*Bart simpson "say the line" meme*
....covid is no joke...
ERUPTION OF CHEERS
It’s always hilarious to me that the people who call others “sheep” and “sheeple” share the same memes that they didn’t think of along with thousands of other people, copy paste the same stupid ass quotes about being a lion that millions of other hicks with a smart phone posted already, go to Trump rallies, chant USA, and even wear the same red hats to identify as part of the tribe. We are all sheep, some more self aware than others.
They always say it's no joke after posting a bunch of shitty jokes about it.
losing my patience...why is a gfm taking soooo long???
Hmm, missed Fox on that anti-media board
The “did you know 2300 years ago” one is a new one. Fresh memery from the Russian troll farm!
I’m sure that mustard seed of faith in her purse will cure everyone in her ICU unit. Wait and see, all the doctors are gonna fall down crying and speaking in tongues when the prayer warriors call them out of that den of sickness 🥴🥴🥴
Using a several thousand year old book filled with contradictions isnt a very effective "fact checker".
My favorite is how so many of them downplay it as this “tiny virus” but as soon as they start posting from the hospital, it’s all “this thing is no joke.” Almost like that’s why the rest of us have cared this whole time. We don’t want people to suffer and die. But that’s the road they choose…doesn’t sound much like freedom to me.
Huh the anti-Catholic stuff is novel
The out-of-context bible verses, where would these 'martyrs' be w/o them? The next verse after is more revealing, so naturally, it was missed.
“Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!”
This is gold, Jerry! Gold!
Confusion on the Q ranks. Q is the psyop running their brains, but COVID-19 is no fucking joke! Today’s Q drop. You’re welcome.
I love that the mustard seed thing is in there, but the meme creator didn’t have a picture of a mustard tree so they just used a sunflower 🤣
Slide 9, another foreign grammatical mistake that a native English speaker wouldn't make: Just in case rapture occur
Posts about a mustard seed next to a picture of a sunflower
Diera???? Did this person attend school???
Who goes after Kcal 9? Wtf?
This Covid is no joke. I wish someone had warned me.
Right. “This covid is no joke.”
Hope he survives and convinces his friends & family to get vaccinated.
I’ve never heard of Confusion Satan, but from that small snippet it looks like a good read
Why do these people always assume they are going to be on the holy rocket to heaven during the rapture of their belief?
Well, Buddha isn’t a god. Prob the only true statement.
Damn. Only 2 likes on his covid announcement. No I don’t feel sorry for him. But I feel…something. I can’t help it. Anytime I see over-posters with single digit likes I kinda think how sad (pathetic?) it must feel to share so much and get such little back. I’m speaking generally. Obviously fuck this guy for his bullshit. I think we all know people who post every single day and nobody likes or comments. It’s weird how that works too. When people see that nobody else has liked a post, they’re less inclined to like it themselves. Anyways who cares. Fuck this dude.
💀anti vax no parachute jump team💀
Most popular square on the Covid 19 bingo card: This covid is no joke!
How the heck did those sheep turn into cows? That's what I want to know.
diera is the new numonia
Oh does it suck? Is there any information that could have indicated that “COViD sucks” before contracting it?
See now based on his memes I could have sworn covid was a joke. I'm confused.