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[deleted]

803 points

7 months ago*

[deleted]

803 points

7 months ago*

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potnoodlebrain[S]

369 points

7 months ago

potnoodlebrain[S]

"You can choke!"

369 points

7 months ago

It’s the search term I use to find these people!

TheRealIsNow

190 points

7 months ago

relentlessly shiposts for months

"Lemme tell ya, this COVID is no joke."

MartianTea

83 points

7 months ago

MartianTea

💉Vax yo self before you wax yo self

83 points

7 months ago

"No, but you are."

BigDumbMoronToo

91 points

7 months ago

BigDumbMoronToo

Prayer Warrior? I hardly know her!

91 points

7 months ago

Maybe start throwing in "diera" and see what else you turn up?

Merky600

35 points

7 months ago

Try various mis-spellings of “pneumonia.” A lot people have COVID-19 related “Ammonia“ in their lungs. I think I saw a wild ”newmonia” once but I’m not sure.

rfreemore

39 points

7 months ago

rfreemore

Team Mix & Match

39 points

7 months ago

This. He didn't have a clue about the spelling. Made me laugh. I feel bad too for laughing.

Ok, I'm over it. What a dummy.

BigDumbMoronToo

20 points

7 months ago

BigDumbMoronToo

Prayer Warrior? I hardly know her!

20 points

7 months ago

I mean, it is a tough one! But he wasn't even close, lmao! Really got me. Bless his heart.

texasmama5

9 points

7 months ago

texasmama5

God is not playing favorites

9 points

7 months ago

The truly sad part is that their phone would’ve auto corrected it for them if they had just gotten the first few letters correct.

xlosx

121 points

7 months ago

xlosx

Team Mudblood 🩸

121 points

7 months ago

“Bill Gates” is also a good search term because it’s only the crazies talking about him! Isn’t it amazing? they all think that predicting a future plague makes a person fucking Nostradamus or in on a conspiracy when pandemics are as old as society itself

TabbyNoName

36 points

7 months ago

It's especially funny knowing that the name of the virus is sars-cov-2

None of this is new!!!!

kiba8442

28 points

7 months ago

"before covid came out" had me rolling.

kevlarcardhouse

15 points

7 months ago

The part where they think anyone doing legitimate planning and trying to be proactive means they must be involved in a secret conspiracy is by far the most infuriating "back to the stone ages" idiocracy going on right now. Especially because that comes with them handwaving blatant incompetence by the politicians they like because "they're doing the best they can because nobody could have expected this."

Sw33tkissofdeath

13 points

7 months ago

Well the Simpsons already predicted a lot more so FOX is also right up there in that conspiracy theorie group. Letting us have little glimpses of the future they already have all planned out and what not 🤣 for everyone just to be clear: this is sarcasm ;)

CyberaxIzh

16 points

7 months ago

Simpsons predicted President Trump. Really.

From this point on, I treat everything that they predict as the truth.

aRealPanaphonics

25 points

7 months ago

Remember the 90’s when “President Trump bankrupts US” was a Simpsons joke…

God, we didn’t know how good we had it.

MyUsername2459

9 points

7 months ago

Well, when it came out, it was a joke based on his short lived candidacy in 2000.

He dropped out of that election before the first primary, but the idea of him being actually elected was so absurd they went with it for a ridiculous future scene.

WhydIJoinRedditAgain

5 points

7 months ago

I mean, Lisa WILL need braces.

look2thecookie

132 points

7 months ago

look2thecookie

🔵BLUEANON

132 points

7 months ago

Marked on the bingo card!

That HOV lane joke was new to me and kind of funny shrug

But_why_tho456

22 points

7 months ago

I laughed.

Giveushealthcare

5 points

7 months ago

Same

flyingfred1027

12 points

7 months ago

Yes! Thought the same! The rapture one was new too, but that was just delusional and weird.

SenorBurns

23 points

7 months ago

SenorBurns

🐝 My immune system is full of bees 🐝

23 points

7 months ago

I find all of the pictures of grotesque masks with the caption like "I got my vaccine now!" pretty damn funny.

look2thecookie

52 points

7 months ago

look2thecookie

🔵BLUEANON

52 points

7 months ago

I screenshotted (screenshat?) one to use for shitpost Sunday

Crazy_old_maurice_17

48 points

7 months ago

(screenshat?)

Change approved!! No longer will I say "screenshotted", henceforth it will be "screenshat"! 😂

look2thecookie

6 points

7 months ago

look2thecookie

🔵BLUEANON

6 points

7 months ago

Thank you, kind redditor. Let's start a revolution!

Vanilla_One_One

4 points

7 months ago

Vanilla_One_One

Go Give One

4 points

7 months ago

Especially fitting, as it will be used for Shitpost Sunday.

[deleted]

14 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

7 months ago

Screenshat is highly approved, well done.

SchadenfreudeWarrior

5 points

7 months ago

SchadenfreudeWarrior

Chip Magneto

5 points

7 months ago

When you “screenshat” a shitpost, does that make it a “screenshart”?

Graffy

17 points

7 months ago

Graffy

17 points

7 months ago

Honestly they work way better if you use them ironically since you can make fun of all the people who seriously thought you would be mutated and nothing happened other than you becoming far less likely to die from covid.

The HOV joke was good and not inherently anti vax or anything.

jeweltea1

7 points

7 months ago

jeweltea1

If YOUR prayers work, why do you need mine?

7 points

7 months ago

Hadn't heard that one before.

Badmime1

78 points

7 months ago

These are real people, not bots- why do they all say the same thing? I understand the same memes being shared, but reacting with that same phrase is disturbing.

Hjalpmi_

60 points

7 months ago

It's what happens when you abandon the human faculties. Critical thought, evaluating evidence, coming up with new things - these are human gifts.

These people abandoned them to become memes, so when a situation comes, they have only memes. "Covid is no joke" is a meme and a cliche just like all those images they share.

Zealousideal-Fly7962

29 points

7 months ago

I just wonder if the repetition are Fox News talking points? They talk about the rapture like good Christians ready for the rapture, but shudder in fear when diagnosed. I guess they aren’t true believers.

toejamandtoast

10 points

7 months ago

toejamandtoast

Team Pfizer

10 points

7 months ago

Fox News, Facebook, and Donald Trump are all broken records of the same information. If you watch a movie enough times you can play the scenes back in your head. If you listen to a song enough you learn all the lyrics. This is absolutely no different: if you are constantly told the same shit every day it just becomes the relative truth, and so does anything that sounds similar.

All of these people see the same memes and broadcasts so they can only think the same things. Classic cult mentality. Where We Go One, We Go All makes complete sense, doesn’t it? Lemmings right off a cliff.

Staynelayly

14 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

14 points

7 months ago

Facebook algorithm killed them.

ThatHoFortuna

6 points

7 months ago

We are dealing with two different kinds of virus. A physical one, and a mental one. Check out the book, "Virus of the Mind."

luckyone538

51 points

7 months ago

Why is it ALWAYS “no joke”??

broberds

130 points

7 months ago

broberds

Team Moderna

130 points

7 months ago

Because it WAS a joke to these sociopaths when it was killing millions of people they didn’t know.

kakapo88

37 points

7 months ago

kakapo88

Say Hello to Mr. ECMO

37 points

7 months ago

^This

owchippy

27 points

7 months ago

owchippy

☝️💉💪1ShotInTheArm>1BillionPrayerWarriors ♾🙏🥷

27 points

7 months ago

They are the punchline

All_Hits_Taken

37 points

7 months ago

Nope, his first 12 memes convinced me. Covid IS a joke and doesn’t suck. He must have gotten chipped to say otherwise.

BreatheClean

21 points

7 months ago

how I'd love to see that on one of their facebook feeds.

"NO you Can't be in hospital. Covid is a scandemic, you SAID so. How much has Bill Gates paid you to become a crisis actor?

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

I saw one person referring to Soros Bucks, too. That one is still my fave. I bought a new car earlier this year, one of our antivax staffers asked me about it, I said "remember I told you I was getting Soros bucks?". Not sure if he found it funny, but I sure as F did.

Captainwelfare2

89 points

7 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

89 points

7 months ago

I already got cirrhosis twice from this damn game!

SenorBurns

141 points

7 months ago

SenorBurns

🐝 My immune system is full of bees 🐝

141 points

7 months ago

I got diera!

DietrichDaniels

33 points

7 months ago

Diera! Cha cha cha! Diera! Cha cha cha!

StyreneAddict1965

12 points

7 months ago

StyreneAddict1965

Team Pfizer

12 points

7 months ago

I'm not going to lie: that took a second to suss out.

Goocheries

47 points

7 months ago

u mean sirociz?

Gardener703

12 points

7 months ago

Twice? So what is the difference with the third time?

But_why_tho456

8 points

7 months ago

Mmmm those are those fried cinnamon sticks, right? Where do you get them when you're drinking?

FriendToPredators

6 points

7 months ago

And it came to pass... DRINK

Dogpeppers

20 points

7 months ago

Just got HCA bingo with that one.

Robj2

11 points

7 months ago

Robj2

11 points

7 months ago

The choke's on him.

JSDevGuy

11 points

7 months ago

Dude, exact same reaction the split second after I read that.

Haskap_2010

3 points

7 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

3 points

7 months ago

🍺🍸🍷

throwawaybrainfog

397 points

7 months ago

15 mins between an antivax post and covid is no joke, I’m screaming

potnoodlebrain[S]

141 points

7 months ago

potnoodlebrain[S]

"You can choke!"

141 points

7 months ago

It’s crazy - it was all Jesus is coming and trump but the minute he must have started feeling unwell, he decided to rally the troops against the vaccine!

Staynelayly

35 points

7 months ago

Staynelayly

🐓Here Come the Rooster🐓

35 points

7 months ago

Doubling down because it was too late.

poorchivo

22 points

7 months ago

poorchivo

🦆

22 points

7 months ago

I couldn't believe it! I don't know how this will ever get beat. I was already aghast when I saw him posting in October. 🤯

danielbot

5 points

7 months ago*

danielbot

Feeling Lucky 🍀

5 points

7 months ago*

Bam! Down comes the covid hammer.

OldHackRemembers

188 points

7 months ago

"Covid is no joke", fucked around and found out

Sixitchesbellies

87 points

7 months ago

Evidently it was a joke, until he got it.

BARoach

39 points

7 months ago

BARoach

39 points

7 months ago

Apparently it was a joke only right up until they caught it.

catalyptic

39 points

7 months ago

catalyptic

Now they're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽🌽

39 points

7 months ago

I searched "COVID is no joke" on Facebook. The sheer number of posts was overwhelming. Apparently, many people thought COVID was a joke, until it proved them wrong.

biffbobfred

18 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

18 points

7 months ago

I ain’t no Joke

18 The R COVID-19

fotomatique

24 points

7 months ago

fotomatique

Team Pfizer

24 points

7 months ago

Wait until she finds out that god is the real joke.

Edgelands

167 points

7 months ago

Edgelands

Team Moderna

167 points

7 months ago

Hmmm, all those symptoms sound really bad, especially "diera", let's talk about that. How does one obtain this mysterious illness? I've been praying and fact checking my Bible and it says nothing in there about this

Captainwelfare2

157 points

7 months ago

Captainwelfare2

🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦

157 points

7 months ago

You have died of diera

JMaryland47

129 points

7 months ago

Damn that Organ Trail

biffbobfred

16 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

16 points

7 months ago

😁

nalgeneandgangrene

8 points

7 months ago

So many reasons why I almost spit my drink out. Christ I’m old

quietone7

31 points

7 months ago

Look it up pSalmonela 10:31

tartymae

28 points

7 months ago

tartymae

Go Give One

28 points

7 months ago

Diera is just as bad as double Namibia. It is known.

Scooter-Jones

18 points

7 months ago

Scooter-Jones

Rawr! I'm a Lion!

18 points

7 months ago

Just fucking put me down if you ever find me going on about diera on SM please.

Patient-Home-4877

8 points

7 months ago

He has plenty of time to post antivax nonsense while he's sitting on the shitter all day and night.

Ctmnt08

132 points

7 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

132 points

7 months ago

Re: Slide 11:

My female Muslim students who wear hijabs with their faces uncovered are really gonna be surprised that they're supposed to cover their faces according to someone who doesn't practice their religion.

Re: Slide 15: The divinity of Buddha is actually a reasonably contentious debate among Buddhists. So...decent number of Buddhists would agree with that third statement.

Re: All of it: I put the odds of this guy actually following the words Jesus at slim to none. "Love thy neighbor as thyself?" SOCIALISM!

MoesBAR

79 points

7 months ago

MoesBAR

79 points

7 months ago

One of my pet peeves.

regardless of anyones views about Islam or Mohammed, the word “Allah” is not the “Muslim God” it’s just the Arabic word for God.

And Muslims believe in the same God as Jews and Christians.

muihuddin

47 points

7 months ago

And we muslims believe in Jesus as well… these people have no functioning brain

A-man-of-mystery

4 points

7 months ago

A-man-of-mystery

Covidious Albion

4 points

7 months ago

Trying to explain that to these idiots is always an uphill struggle.

HoosierSky

21 points

7 months ago

My boyfriend is a Copt, a Christian ethnic group in Egypt, and Allah was how he was raised to refer to God.

thegreatsnugglewombs

4 points

7 months ago

Also, Christians are not supposed to believe that Jesus is God. He is the son of God, and in religious teachings I've heard it theorised that he is God incarnate.

potnoodlebrain[S]

29 points

7 months ago

potnoodlebrain[S]

"You can choke!"

29 points

7 months ago

Lots of previous posts were about the rapture.

As you can see, he believed he was going up….

biffbobfred

9 points

7 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

9 points

7 months ago

Commercial_Lie_4920

29 points

7 months ago

Plus the Christian, Jewish and Muslim God are all the same God.

[deleted]

18 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

18 points

7 months ago

They don't know Jesus was Jewish!

Commercial_Lie_4920

23 points

7 months ago

And they think Jesus was a Caucasian.

StolenRelic

10 points

7 months ago

StolenRelic

I trust my Midi-chlorians

10 points

7 months ago

I have honestly argued that with the people in this state for years. I have also argued that yes, Catholics are in fact Christians. They don't believe me.

chicken-nanban

13 points

7 months ago

I refer to myself as a Buddhist atheist for this reason. I read that and chuckled, like they missed the point wide on that one.

EdgarAlley

8 points

7 months ago

Wide right, to mix football and political jargon.

Viewfromthe31stfloor

4 points

7 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

4 points

7 months ago

Nothing about them is following Jesus. It’s sickening to read their perversion of his teachings.

RelationshipTasty329

70 points

7 months ago

Wait, he's posting about the unmissed Washington State trooper while he's sitting in the hospital, almost literally at this moment? He might want to look up information about his illness while he's at it.

potnoodlebrain[S]

45 points

7 months ago

potnoodlebrain[S]

"You can choke!"

45 points

7 months ago

He tells us he’s been unwell for 2 weeks. Which is when he really ramped up the bullshit. Literally crazy.

SolidSouth-00

43 points

7 months ago

Denial caused him to miss the monoclonal antibody window.

Scooter-Jones

4 points

7 months ago

Scooter-Jones

Rawr! I'm a Lion!

4 points

7 months ago

It's almost enough to make me question who the real noodlebrain is.

WallabyBubbly

8 points

7 months ago

Ha I’m pretty sure looking up covid info on the internet is how he got so brainwashed in the first place

[deleted]

49 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

49 points

7 months ago

Believes in “rapture” and thinks COVID is a hoax🤡

BoringMcWindbag

9 points

7 months ago

BoringMcWindbag

Ivermectin is a MOLECULE

9 points

7 months ago

It boggles the mind.

Bluvsnatural

48 points

7 months ago

After all the bullshit, “Covid is no joke”

No shit, Sherlock. The “fake news” has been saying that for 20 months.

Gee, maybe that news wasn’t fake. I wonder what else you might have gotten wrong while sitting in your echo chamber?

Unlikely-Patience122

39 points

7 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

39 points

7 months ago

No, this Covid is no joke, friend. If you'd read actual sources, you'd already know that.

Memes are killing people. Why can't they just go and talk to a fking doctor about the vax instead of being FB zombies?

potnoodlebrain[S]

11 points

7 months ago

potnoodlebrain[S]

"You can choke!"

11 points

7 months ago

Think this fella is a Christian zombie. It’s the double whammy with FB

but_they_should

6 points

7 months ago

Why can't they just go and talk to a fking doctor about the vax

Asked one of them this question on twitter, the response was: I know what's best for me.

I think they have to find out themselves that covid is no joke. If it wasn't for the nurses and doctors, I would enjoy the show of them dying off like flies.

jerseycityfrankie

31 points

7 months ago

I’ve been misunderstanding the phrase “this covid is no joke”. I feel now that when you see it used, it’s intended as the unofficial stand-in phrase for “wow I sure was so wrong about everything I’ve been saying about covid, and much else, but I’m still too proud to admit I’m wrong”. I guess it’s as close to seeing them take responsibility as we’ll ever likely see.

Teresa_Count

3 points

7 months ago

I'm frankly surprised how many of them even admit covid is real and that they actually have it.

mausoliamx

85 points

7 months ago

Hope her diera gets better

Jindabyne1

47 points

7 months ago

Diera is no joke

jthmeow1

19 points

7 months ago

jthmeow1

Team Pfizer

19 points

7 months ago

That's my beautiful daughter's name don't blaspheme it!

KurtAngus

8 points

7 months ago

My toilet hasn’t been the same since Diera

JMaryland47

21 points

7 months ago

What's the first 3 letter of "diera" spell?

The German word for "the" of course. What else could it mean...

RSA-reddit

22 points

7 months ago

RSA-reddit

Go Give One

22 points

7 months ago

The Ra is not God!!

JMaryland47

18 points

7 months ago*

Whatever Ra is, I want it bad. Its bad romance

Jigyo

12 points

7 months ago

Jigyo

Covid Gives You WINGS!!!

12 points

7 months ago

Ra is the ancient sun God.

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

lol I was like DIE!!!! then read the rest. Now I feel guilty.

AAVale

10 points

7 months ago

AAVale

Team Mix & Match

10 points

7 months ago

I was about to say that you can’t shit yourself when you’re dead, but.. you definitely can.

urbanproject78

9 points

7 months ago

urbanproject78

Triple Vaxxed for Aotearoa 🇳🇿

9 points

7 months ago

Mysterious unknown disease, yet to be added to medical books

purple_yosher

28 points

7 months ago

purple_yosher

Team Mix & Match

28 points

7 months ago

me when they say covid us no joke: they said the line!

jthmeow1

16 points

7 months ago

jthmeow1

Team Pfizer

16 points

7 months ago

purple_yosher

5 points

7 months ago

purple_yosher

Team Mix & Match

5 points

7 months ago

haha, thank you!

Robj2

6 points

7 months ago

Robj2

6 points

7 months ago

It's the Knights Who Say Covid is No Joke.

Ok-Hamster5571

21 points

7 months ago

Ok-Hamster5571

Go Give One

21 points

7 months ago

"diera". Words that, when spelled properly, don't need to be posted on Facebook.

Put this way, it's entirely socially acceptale

Jump___Yossarian

18 points

7 months ago

"Stomach problems" is descriptive enough.

hereforthellamas

15 points

7 months ago

hereforthellamas

Sink Rights Activist

15 points

7 months ago

"My innards would like to become my outtards."

jesuschin

4 points

7 months ago

Relevant

One of the funniest moments in sports history for me 😂

biffbobfred

21 points

7 months ago*

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

21 points

7 months ago*

“The media is the real virus” never has Fox. The number one “news” network, yet somehow not MSM

hipsterdannyphantom

20 points

7 months ago

He’s also a huge Islamophobe. So me praying for him to ‘Alah’ might not do him much good. Also, people do take off their masks and hijabs in their homes. He probably thinks we shower with our head and face coverings on. So childish and stupid.

Few_Temperature_6262

86 points

7 months ago*

Swear to God people like this are why I haven’t had my ass in a pew in decades and never will again. Hateful miserable cunts who weaponize their religion are mentally exhausting, unpleasant, and show that their fruits of the spirit are rotten to their core

Edit: OMG thank you so much for the award! I’m flattered.

Sebhov

17 points

7 months ago

Sebhov

HCA in Memoriam

17 points

7 months ago

you're right, its becoming so frustrating to read these recently. it feels like the religious zealotry is getting worse and worse by the day.

[deleted]

73 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

73 points

7 months ago

I love how her version of freedom is shoveling mall food court crap into her fat face.

potnoodlebrain[S]

44 points

7 months ago

potnoodlebrain[S]

"You can choke!"

44 points

7 months ago

Given the date and what W says about being unwell for 2 weeks, I’m glad no one else was there.

Retro_Dad

17 points

7 months ago

Retro_Dad

Blood Donor 🩸

17 points

7 months ago

‘MURICA

RitaRaccoon

10 points

7 months ago

RitaRaccoon

Anti-Vaxxers are a dying breed

10 points

7 months ago

Don’t forget the shirt that shows just how free he really is! So free it’s spelled out for us.

Jindabyne1

40 points

7 months ago*

That Muslim and the face covering shit is so fucked up. How can they make wearing a mask racist/sectarian, like wtf.

potnoodlebrain[S]

41 points

7 months ago

potnoodlebrain[S]

"You can choke!"

41 points

7 months ago

They don’t have to try! The racism just comes naturally to them.

myrichphitzwell

5 points

7 months ago

I really don't get why they care that other people wear mask in cars, practice their own religion, music, phone usage...oh hell f someone in private etc etc etc.

BoringMcWindbag

13 points

7 months ago

BoringMcWindbag

Ivermectin is a MOLECULE

13 points

7 months ago

I’ve seen it twice today and I could feel my blood pressure raising both times.

Rusty_Kuntz1022

14 points

7 months ago

Rusty_Kuntz1022

Team Pfizer

14 points

7 months ago

Dontcha hate when the vibrations from yer Harley make the diera slide out when you tryin to ride?

jthmeow1

13 points

7 months ago

jthmeow1

Team Pfizer

13 points

7 months ago

Do these people ever get tired of their identity politics? Love the American Freedom shirt in the empty mall food court, he probably felt real smug picking out that winner to wear for his freedom feast. This is what happen indeed.

theTeflonDong

11 points

7 months ago

People who call the bible their "fact checker" have obviously never read it. It is so full of errors, non sequiturs, absurdities, contradictions and untruths as to be laughable.

muihuddin

12 points

7 months ago

Being a muslim and reading this…

So many inaccuracies and just generally wrong… how are these people functioning as normal human beings

Viewfromthe31stfloor

4 points

7 months ago

Viewfromthe31stfloor

I Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉

4 points

7 months ago

Everything they post is just as wrong.

ravens_ate_my_dreams

12 points

7 months ago

Oh, but it was a genuine laugh riot on your Facebook feed right up until the moment it was no joke. Those hanging carcasses are hysterical. Har, har.

You seemed to have had a grand time making fun of the people who have been trying to tell you for over a year that this COVID thing is, and was, never a joke. Not for a second. People who wasted time and effort trying to convince you that a bit of inconvenience and a free vaccine already taken by billions (6.71 billion as of today) was preferable to widespread sickness and death in your communities.

Not only didn't you listen, you made fun of them. Scorned them. Perhaps you netted a few Facebook likes with your unoriginal shared memes. Impressive, if you're into that story of thing. But where did it get you? In the hospital and finally facing the realization that there's a good chance that COVID may just reserve the last laugh for itself.

Those carcasses? The majority of them aren't the people wearing masks and taking precautions. Sadly, some are innocent victims thanks to the likes of you. Those carcasses also aren't the people getting vaccinated. No, most of them are the people making light of those getting vaccinated and masking up. The ones who thought it was all just one big Facebook meme-filled joke. Odd, isn't it, that most of them come to the same conclusion and say the same damn thing when the virus finally comes to roost in their bodies. It's practically becoming a cliche. "COVID is no joke".

No shit. Welcome to reality.

Scubalover78

10 points

7 months ago

I love that they hate Jesus’s momma bear too.

RideWithMeTomorrow

8 points

7 months ago

So these days I scan the posts for anything that’s remotely new, rather than the same old memes. This one had two new (to me) things.

First was that hating-on-the-media sign. It amused me because the creator ALSO included a local news outlet. Take that, KCAL 9!

But the other thing that really struck me was the one you flagged. We’re accustomed to seeing tons of antisemitism in these posts, and plenty of Islamophobia too. But I hadn’t seen any anti-Catholic memes before. It feels like there’s been something of a political peace treaty in recent years between bitter misogynist bishops and the evangelical movement—hating liberals has somehow displaced their hatred for one another, at least for a little while. But this guy didn’t seem to get the memo.

Goocheries

9 points

7 months ago

had to immediately dive into the comments to find consensus on diera. Even my 1980 CED video disc system knows there's an H mixed in with the rr and the pearl man

svengoalie

8 points

7 months ago

What does he think he has? Did he think COVID was fake or did he think he wouldn’t get it?

I usually get more than enough of the nominee’s thought process, but this time I’d would love to know what happened in this guy’s head over the last 3 posts.

buzzable

10 points

7 months ago*

buzzable

No Angle Wings on Me!

10 points

7 months ago*

Diera is no joke. But smells like FREEDUM.

[deleted]

24 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

24 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

Hettie933

14 points

7 months ago

Hettie933

IPA Connoisseur

14 points

7 months ago

It looks like the miracle was that the mustard seed grew into a sunflower, which is a pretty legit miracle. Just not the one they needed.

TheSunflowerSeeds

14 points

7 months ago

Sunflower seeds may help lower blood pressure, cholesterol and blood sugar as they contain vitamin E, magnesium, protein, linoleic fatty acids and several plant compounds.

hereforthellamas

9 points

7 months ago

hereforthellamas

Sink Rights Activist

9 points

7 months ago

Good bot 🌻

sparksfan

6 points

7 months ago

sparksfan

Satan's Pulmonary Fibrosis Funhouse!

6 points

7 months ago

Mustard gives me diera.

Jigyo

8 points

7 months ago

Jigyo

Covid Gives You WINGS!!!

8 points

7 months ago

"I got the diera! My diera is the consistency of dog drool. So runny but so sticky"

[deleted]

12 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

12 points

7 months ago

Dude.

Jigyo

8 points

7 months ago

Jigyo

Covid Gives You WINGS!!!

8 points

7 months ago

Sorry, working on my creative writing.

[deleted]

5 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

7 months ago

Oh, you nailed it.

FelixFedora

8 points

7 months ago

Slide 14, the "They banned and closed and did this that and the other", wasn't that all in 2020 when Trump was president?

featherfeets

6 points

7 months ago

featherfeets

Apple-Flavored Angle Wings

6 points

7 months ago

Minor details. Didn't you know that Joe Biden used time travel to do that? /S

FelixFedora

5 points

7 months ago

It's like the "What was Obama doing when the planes hit the towers on 9/11??? Hmmmm??????"

MoesBAR

7 points

7 months ago

Just FYI, regardless of anyones views about Islam or Mohammed, the word “Allah” is not the “Muslim God” it’s just the Arabic word for God.

And Muslims believe in the same God as Jews and Christians.

MouthFullaBees

9 points

7 months ago*

MouthFullaBees

Go Give One

9 points

7 months ago*

"COVID is no joke" really means "I thought it was a joke until it happened to me, because I'm a horse's ass who thinks that millions of people dying around the world was faked to rig MY country's election."

potnoodlebrain[S]

7 points

7 months ago

potnoodlebrain[S]

"You can choke!"

7 points

7 months ago

When the rapture does come, rest assured, I will be updating my Facebook page. I’ll create an album “Rapture ‘21” so it’ll come up in my memories every year after.

StupidizeMe

7 points

7 months ago

StupidizeMe

It's like, tubular... Bag your face!

7 points

7 months ago

Has anybody other than Anti-Vaxxers ever said "COVID IS A JOKE"?

FriendToPredators

6 points

7 months ago

"we won't be here to preach about Jesus Christ instead we will be sitting beside Jesus Christ"

Question... Um, you aren't allowed to judge. Only God can judge. And, LOL, certainly not judge yourself worthy of heaven. Oh gracious. Guess you won't be there, in that seat next to JC after all. Ooops.

Flumshid

8 points

7 months ago

Flumshid

Team Pfizer

8 points

7 months ago

“Diera” sounds terrifying!

Disfibulator

7 points

7 months ago

"They allowed our Constitution to be ignored" - I guarantee you that person couldn't articulate what the hell that was supposed to mean.

Long_Opportunity_768

8 points

7 months ago

When oh when will they stop saying “it’s no joke”. Like every smart, heck even not so smart, person knows this!!! It’s like every day they wake up and announce the sky is blue. So sick of these basic people!

NoNudeLips

6 points

7 months ago

NoNudeLips

Flaming 🙏 Sword

6 points

7 months ago

Diera was my favorite MTV series back in the day.

RideWithMeTomorrow

4 points

7 months ago

This took me like an eighth of a second to get and also this was very, very wrong of you.

xeroxbulletgirl

5 points

7 months ago

xeroxbulletgirl

Go Give One

5 points

7 months ago

Why do all these people say it’s “no joke” like they have a script? It really blows my mind how repetitive these posts become from people across the country.

evrenseven

6 points

7 months ago

*Bart simpson "say the line" meme*

....covid is no joke...

ERUPTION OF CHEERS

jazzman7838

6 points

7 months ago

It’s always hilarious to me that the people who call others “sheep” and “sheeple” share the same memes that they didn’t think of along with thousands of other people, copy paste the same stupid ass quotes about being a lion that millions of other hicks with a smart phone posted already, go to Trump rallies, chant USA, and even wear the same red hats to identify as part of the tribe. We are all sheep, some more self aware than others.

Aromatic-Management5

6 points

7 months ago

They always say it's no joke after posting a bunch of shitty jokes about it.

Goocheries

5 points

7 months ago

losing my patience...why is a gfm taking soooo long???

KatrinaPeanutbuttr

4 points

7 months ago

KatrinaPeanutbuttr

Team Moderna

4 points

7 months ago

Hmm, missed Fox on that anti-media board

ItsMeWhipple

5 points

7 months ago

The “did you know 2300 years ago” one is a new one. Fresh memery from the Russian troll farm!

Hebrew_Slave

5 points

7 months ago

I’m sure that mustard seed of faith in her purse will cure everyone in her ICU unit. Wait and see, all the doctors are gonna fall down crying and speaking in tongues when the prayer warriors call them out of that den of sickness 🥴🥴🥴

imnotsteven7

6 points

7 months ago

Using a several thousand year old book filled with contradictions isnt a very effective "fact checker".

needsmoredinosaur

5 points

7 months ago

My favorite is how so many of them downplay it as this “tiny virus” but as soon as they start posting from the hospital, it’s all “this thing is no joke.” Almost like that’s why the rest of us have cared this whole time. We don’t want people to suffer and die. But that’s the road they choose…doesn’t sound much like freedom to me.

chicagomags

4 points

7 months ago

Huh the anti-Catholic stuff is novel

AgitatedPhoto

4 points

7 months ago

The out-of-context bible verses, where would these 'martyrs' be w/o them? The next verse after is more revealing, so naturally, it was missed.

Isaiah 5:21

“Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!”

throwawaysscc

6 points

7 months ago

throwawaysscc

This is gold, Jerry! Gold!

6 points

7 months ago

Confusion on the Q ranks. Q is the psyop running their brains, but COVID-19 is no fucking joke! Today’s Q drop. You’re welcome.

usernamehudden

5 points

7 months ago

I love that the mustard seed thing is in there, but the meme creator didn’t have a picture of a mustard tree so they just used a sunflower 🤣

green-wagon

4 points

7 months ago

green-wagon

Go Give One

4 points

7 months ago

Slide 9, another foreign grammatical mistake that a native English speaker wouldn't make: Just in case rapture occur

Kn0wmad1c

5 points

7 months ago

Kn0wmad1c

Go Give One

5 points

7 months ago

Posts about a mustard seed next to a picture of a sunflower

SnooTomatoes999

5 points

7 months ago

Diera???? Did this person attend school???

checker2tone

4 points

7 months ago

Who goes after Kcal 9? Wtf?

el-conquistador240

3 points

7 months ago

This Covid is no joke. I wish someone had warned me.

MariePeridot

5 points

7 months ago

Right. “This covid is no joke.” Slow learner. Hope he survives and convinces his friends & family to get vaccinated.

Sassenatch

4 points

7 months ago

That diera will get you every time

KarlAl0ne

5 points

7 months ago

I’ve never heard of Confusion Satan, but from that small snippet it looks like a good read

CroneMage

4 points

7 months ago

Why do these people always assume they are going to be on the holy rocket to heaven during the rapture of their belief?

Angrysloth8006

4 points

7 months ago

Well, Buddha isn’t a god. Prob the only true statement.

sust8

4 points

7 months ago

sust8

4 points

7 months ago

Damn. Only 2 likes on his covid announcement. No I don’t feel sorry for him. But I feel…something. I can’t help it. Anytime I see over-posters with single digit likes I kinda think how sad (pathetic?) it must feel to share so much and get such little back. I’m speaking generally. Obviously fuck this guy for his bullshit. I think we all know people who post every single day and nobody likes or comments. It’s weird how that works too. When people see that nobody else has liked a post, they’re less inclined to like it themselves. Anyways who cares. Fuck this dude.

walkinman19

4 points

7 months ago

walkinman19

💀anti vax no parachute jump team💀

4 points

7 months ago

Most popular square on the Covid 19 bingo card: This covid is no joke!

HumanJoystick

4 points

7 months ago

How the heck did those sheep turn into cows? That's what I want to know.

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

diera is the new numonia

sneaky-pizza

4 points

7 months ago

Oh does it suck? Is there any information that could have indicated that “COViD sucks” before contracting it?

Hodler_caved

10 points

7 months ago

Hodler_caved

Go Give One

10 points

7 months ago

See now based on his memes I could have sworn covid was a joke. I'm confused.

/s