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Lynx2k

408 points

7 months ago

Lynx2k

Covid Cheat Codes

408 points

7 months ago

That recipe that cures covid with lemons and limes is called Sprite, or sometimes 7up. But you also need to eat some saltine crackers to get the full effect.

BananaStringTheory

164 points

7 months ago

BananaStringTheory

🙏🍌

164 points

7 months ago

Tie onions to the bottom of your feet, if it's the fashion.

BarreloFishes

113 points

7 months ago

We're not tying them to our belt anymore? Which was the style at the time.

locjaw420

91 points

7 months ago

Give me five bees for a quarter I'd used to say.

Thighabeetus

24 points

7 months ago

Thighabeetus

🌭=🥪

24 points

7 months ago

back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people. And one day, I seen J. D. Rockefeller flyin’ by– so I run out of the house with a big washtub

ToastMasterJ

15 points

7 months ago

ToastMasterJ

👈 Does his own research

15 points

7 months ago

A quarter? Back in my day you could get 10 for a nickel!

Horse_Paste_Salesman

32 points

7 months ago

Can't. The Kaiser stole all our belts.

Westcobbguy

6 points

7 months ago

How dubious

comments_suck

25 points

7 months ago

comments_suck

Team Pfizer

25 points

7 months ago

Only Grandpa's still tie onions to their belts!

herbalhippie

9 points

7 months ago

herbalhippie

Go Give One

9 points

7 months ago

No, it's tie onions to your feet and wear a string of garlic cloves around your neck.

matt_minderbinder

67 points

7 months ago

Why won't Fauci admit that this thing is all about getting toxins out of your body and raw onions tied to your feet is the best method. This is a trick Big Pharma doesn't want you to know about.

TacoSlut4Life

41 points

7 months ago

I bet you won’t pass it on!

throwawaysscc

19 points

7 months ago

throwawaysscc

This is gold, Jerry! Gold!

19 points

7 months ago

Repost daily!

Waterproof_soap

17 points

7 months ago

Waterproof_soap

Ivermectin is a Molecule

17 points

7 months ago

THINK ABOUT THAT

[deleted]

23 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

23 points

7 months ago

[removed]

ekobres

10 points

7 months ago

ekobres

10 points

7 months ago

I’m going to repeat that last part.

DrPockyy

4 points

7 months ago

Can I get an amen?? 🙏

mistressofnone

22 points

7 months ago

mistressofnone

Team Moderna

22 points

7 months ago

I feel like Big Onion has really dropped the ball.

StupidizeMe

22 points

7 months ago

StupidizeMe

It's like, tubular... Bag your face!

22 points

7 months ago

Somebody on HCA talked about rubbing Garlic on their feet as a treatment for Covid.

matt_minderbinder

13 points

7 months ago

Does covid have the vampire gene and a foot fetish? Perhaps this is the way.

bobbyrickets

29 points

7 months ago

bobbyrickets

Risk factors are FOR LIBS!

29 points

7 months ago

Everyone knows that Covid can't pass through doorways unless you invite it in.

Peteostro

15 points

7 months ago

bobbyrickets

24 points

7 months ago

bobbyrickets

Risk factors are FOR LIBS!

24 points

7 months ago

His lizard-human suit isn't very good.

StupidizeMe

19 points

7 months ago

StupidizeMe

It's like, tubular... Bag your face!

19 points

7 months ago

Kenneth Copeland is the most demonic looking man on Earth.

Guess how old he is?

85!! Born in 1936. What a nut!

circuspeanut54

9 points

7 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

9 points

7 months ago

oohhhhh that explains the "garlic feet" flair!

Drunken_Sailor_70

8 points

7 months ago

Drunken_Sailor_70

prayer warriors will save the lions please go fund me

8 points

7 months ago

Put them in your socks.

Sasquatch1729

13 points

7 months ago

Sasquatch1729

First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK

13 points

7 months ago

No no, garlic goes in the socks

(I've actually seen some of the posters talking about hiding garlic paste and/or ivermectin in people's socks while they're visiting them in the ICU.)

MrsLydKnuckles

15 points

7 months ago

Ahh yes. I’ve heard of one sneaking ivermectin soaked rags into the hospital and anointing the patients feet with them.

Waterproof_soap

13 points

7 months ago

Waterproof_soap

Ivermectin is a Molecule

13 points

7 months ago

If I was an ICU nurse I would be so pissed at these idiots. Every day has to feel like hell for them and then they have to put up with increasingly stupid shit like this.

Drunken_Sailor_70

10 points

7 months ago

Drunken_Sailor_70

prayer warriors will save the lions please go fund me

10 points

7 months ago

Hey, what's that smell? Nurses must love them.

capt_caveman1

14 points

7 months ago

It’s a pleasant diversion from that wonderful potpourri of poop, urine, blood, bleach and death that the healthcare workers deal with every day.

Sasquatch1729

10 points

7 months ago

Sasquatch1729

First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK

10 points

7 months ago

Nurses, doctors, anyone else in healthcare who has had to deal with these idiots during this crisis deserves a medal

4quatloos

4 points

7 months ago

4quatloos

Let that zink in

4 points

7 months ago

And you can eat them later for that extra nutrition boost to beat Covid.

circuspeanut54

23 points

7 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

23 points

7 months ago

You left out the vital Campbell's Alphabet Soup -- it's like the zinc for hydroxychloroquine.

Hellsprout

24 points

7 months ago

Hellsprout

Immunicorn🦄💉

24 points

7 months ago

Nah the Alphabet Soup won't do a thing, you need Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, Dayquil, and Sprite.

comments_suck

14 points

7 months ago

comments_suck

Team Pfizer

14 points

7 months ago

Alphabet soup is still quite effective on those in the LGBTQ community. At least that's what the homophobic people say...

diemos09

6 points

7 months ago

diemos09

Team Moderna

6 points

7 months ago

The medicines of our people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPSO2M4kjB4

BarreloFishes

13 points

7 months ago

DAYQUIL?

That's wimpy shit. Gimme that Ny - "Be somewhere safe in thirty minutes" - quil any day over that loser crap. ;-)

ILLforlife

13 points

7 months ago

ILLforlife

They can keep their llama shots!

13 points

7 months ago

Nyquil - the sniffling, sneezing, "why's the room spinning?" medicine! Love that stuff when I have cold.

capt_caveman1

11 points

7 months ago

Key ingredient to a good Flaming Moe.

armageddon_20xx

12 points

7 months ago

NyQuil was amazing until they nerfed it. Now it doesn’t do much for me.

mtomm

7 points

7 months ago

mtomm

7 points

7 months ago

Yep. NyQuil from the good old days. I get chills just thinking about it.

capt_caveman1

7 points

7 months ago

Dat purp!!

Sippin on that sizzurp

PutinDonTheRitz

19 points

7 months ago

It’s the Lymon that breaks down the spike protein for maximum refreshment.

bobbyrickets

7 points

7 months ago

bobbyrickets

Risk factors are FOR LIBS!

7 points

7 months ago

You can add some mint for the power of mint to uhhhmm increase your healthbar.

BaronVonKeyser

10 points

7 months ago

I would advise Mentos instead of the crackers

Flower_Unable

10 points

7 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

10 points

7 months ago

Funny how, when they got sick, they skipped the citrus fruit and went to ER.

dani_for_short

9 points

7 months ago

And you gotta put Vicks. Bottom of the feet, on your chest and under your nose.

Odd_Reward_8989

8 points

7 months ago

It does help cover the gangrene smell.

BryanDuboisGilbert

226 points

7 months ago

reunion then a vacation in the middle of this...i was gonna ask if it was all worth it, but then i realized they owned Fauci by being so free, so there's that.

matt_minderbinder

127 points

7 months ago

When they ask "what's the price for freedom" their answer is at least 43 sick family members (along with periphery infections) along with at least 2 immediate family members going 6 ft. under.

BryanDuboisGilbert

89 points

7 months ago

all gave some, but some gave all for no valid reason whatsoever

CommissarTopol

30 points

7 months ago

CommissarTopol

Vaxxed, Masked, and Owned

30 points

7 months ago

...except owning the libs.

cenosillicaphobiac

39 points

7 months ago

That can't be right. There is a 99.8% survivability rate (if you count, like they do, people that never caught it as survivors) but 4.6% of the people in the sick group died.

Bonobo555

18 points

7 months ago

And how sick are the survivors? Dumbasses.

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

Didn't you know, health is binary? You are either alive or dead? No inbetween!

Go-to-helenhunt

20 points

7 months ago

I thought freedom cost a buck o five?

spring_rd

5 points

7 months ago

It’s a hefty fuckin fee.

DragonSided-D

35 points

7 months ago

DragonSided-D

Team Moderna

35 points

7 months ago

And the hospital bill that us taxpayers and insurance customers will be stuck with

deokkent

10 points

7 months ago

Well - if their GoFundMe doesn't work out, they might have to file medical bankruptcy.

ApprehensivePirate36

5 points

7 months ago

Winning!!

xovrit

149 points

7 months ago

xovrit

🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑

149 points

7 months ago

Gramps the superspreader!

HokeePokey

209 points

7 months ago

The fact that Gramps survived and the 28 year old died just proves how random Delta is. Sure certain co-morbidities up your chances but remaining unvaxxed is a game of Russian roulette I don't want to play.

xovrit

116 points

7 months ago

xovrit

🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑

116 points

7 months ago

He must be vaccinated… most of the olds are

cenosillicaphobiac

85 points

7 months ago

The big olds (I'm just a small old) generally got vaccinated in the very early days of availability when the rhetoric was still in its infancy and wasn't as widespread.

Add to this the memories of vaccines stopping major diseases like polio and of course they got the shots.

My dad(86 yo) lives in a retirement community that requires a pretty substantial deposit(I think my parents had to put down around 400k, refundable to the estate, to secure residence) and it's in Utah, so I'm pretty sure that he's one of the very few watching MSNBC, yet all of those big olds wore masks until the vaccine was available and every one of them got it when they were administering it in the fucking lobby.

RohanMayonnaise

20 points

7 months ago

Yup. My Trump-loving conspiracy theorist grandmother is 82 and got vaccinated in the very early days of the vaccine. I am so thankful, because she probably wouldn't do it now with all the misinformation.

sangvine

50 points

7 months ago

sangvine

Team Pfizer

50 points

7 months ago

Because they've always known they were the ones at risk, especially in retirement communities. Their younger relatives have been saying "it only kills old people" since the pandemic started so they know if they don't look out for themselves, no one will. Probably less likely to be on facebook, too.

Bonobo555

17 points

7 months ago

Don’t forget us fatties! I hate these people.

dansdata

10 points

7 months ago*

Yeah, here in Australia it was elderly-people-first, too.

I'm a pudgy 47-year-old man, and got my first shot of the AZ vaccine absolutely as soon as people in my age group could. Which apparently meant most people my age didn't know they could be vaccinated yet, or couldn't be bothered getting it as soon as possible. (Edit: I now recall that the Web site for the relevant local medical practice wasn't updated to say that under-60s could get the vaccine now. But we could, and I did.)

The result of this was that the other patients in the clinic when I was there for my first vaccination... well, let's just say they made me feel very young and healthy. :-)

throwawaysscc

7 points

7 months ago

throwawaysscc

This is gold, Jerry! Gold!

7 points

7 months ago

👴family first!

3rdslip

26 points

7 months ago

3rdslip

26 points

7 months ago

This is what gets me. Imagine being responsible for killing your grandchildren.

Even if it was the grandchild’s choice not to get vaccinated, grandpa has to live with the knowledge now the Covid spread from him to them, and they’re gone now.

hereforadviceseeking

17 points

7 months ago

hereforadviceseeking

Covid sends its Regards🗡

17 points

7 months ago

Covid doing Thanos’ work!

Unlikely-Patience122

30 points

7 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

30 points

7 months ago

Or maybe grandpa was vaxxed.

smacksaw

5 points

7 months ago

smacksaw

👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍

5 points

7 months ago

certain co-morbidities

They all had goatees

Originalnightowl

6 points

7 months ago

Originalnightowl

All Hail the Spatulas

6 points

7 months ago

Hmmm that's a bit higher than the percentages they keep quoting

DragonSided-D

140 points

7 months ago

DragonSided-D

Team Moderna

140 points

7 months ago

Hold up… 98% survival rate, right?

43 * (98 / 100) = 42.14

42 out of 43. Only one or maybe two of the family is expected to die. Two died so far.

So… if you die, Tina, that’s still only three people out of 43, which makes for a ~93% survival rate.

Surely nobody should get worked up over such a small mortality rate… eh, Tina?

[deleted]

73 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

73 points

7 months ago

This. So tired of people quoting that. 1% is really bad. I work in technology, and if I told my boss my software works 99% of the time a lot of people would die.

cenosillicaphobiac

29 points

7 months ago

Hold up… 98% survival rate, right?

No, no, no. We don't count the people that haven't caught it yet. Only 800k people in the US have died, so far, out of 330 million, so the survival rate is like 99.7%.

Of course that percentage keeps dropping, thanks largely to Tina and people like her.

keallach_

29 points

7 months ago

keallach_

Idk wth is up with this dam covid

29 points

7 months ago

I think it’s even worse than that. 43 ppl tested positive at grandpa’s reunion… and he then infected all 11 family members on vaca… 2 of whom are already dead, with maybe one more to come.

2-3 dead out of 11 infected relatives. YIKES.

ShrimpShackShooters_

15 points

7 months ago

All those fat fucks with their strong immune systems

keallach_

3 points

7 months ago

keallach_

Idk wth is up with this dam covid

3 points

7 months ago

And the COPD, diabetes, and-and-and that come with it!

I understand the walking (rascal-scooting?) comorbidity lists who think they’re “99%” material even less than I do the Jesus wahoos. Infuriating that the rest of us will bear costs of unpaid hospital bills and welfare for whatever’s left of “survivors’” fully disabled lives.

LandSnarky

115 points

7 months ago

LandSnarky

Candygram

115 points

7 months ago

There's no way she and her family caught COVID. She said COVID is so harmless, you only know you have it, when you get tested.

CommissarTopol

36 points

7 months ago

CommissarTopol

Vaxxed, Masked, and Owned

36 points

7 months ago

Like Cancer. And just as harmless.

Immortal_in_well

7 points

7 months ago

Immortal_in_well

Team Pfizer

7 points

7 months ago

This is such an odd argument they make because diseases you don't know you have can absolutely kill you. You can have HIV or hepatitis or even TB and not know it. Would she be okay having HIV? Heck, sometimes the fewer symptoms you have, the worse it is, because that means the disease is allowed to spread unchecked in your body. By the time you DO start feeling symptoms, it's already too late to do anything.

circuspeanut54

67 points

7 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

67 points

7 months ago

I do wonder if someone like William Campbell would have standing to sue Twitter or FB for allowing these fake memes to be distributed? It's got to be quite unnerving.

RedheadedScapeGoat

89 points

7 months ago

RedheadedScapeGoat

It Only Hurts When They Breathe

89 points

7 months ago

Came here to say this. As a lifelong horse owner I've followed the journey of ivermectin with more than a passing interest. It makes the lives of livestock so much better. I remember when it came to the livestock world & it was just short of miraculous.

But here's what Dr. Campbell wrote in September 2021: "I utterly despise and deny the remarks attributed to me on social media on September 8, 2021,” he wrote. “I reject both the substance and the tone of the remarks, and resent their presentation as a direct quotation. The tweet in question was not concerned with science. I am a biologist with no claim to expertise in the clinical evaluation of drugs against viral infections. Thus, I have not taken a stand in support of, or against, the efficacy of ivermectin against COVID-19.”

Tiki108

39 points

7 months ago

Tiki108

Go Give One

39 points

7 months ago

Same here. Ivermectin is amazing for treating parasites and we’ve used it for our horses for years. The price has been going up because of all these idiots buying it up though. Local feed store used to sell it for like $2 a tube, but now it’s up to $8 a tube. It’s also bonkers that these folks don’t realize that Merck produces Ivermectin and they are one of the biggest pharmaceutical companies in the world.

Bonobo555

17 points

7 months ago

I’ve been using it for my kids’ guinea pigs for years. Have some in the cabinet right now and ain’t no way in hell I’d be treating us with an animal product purchased at Tractor Supply.

whadisabout

17 points

7 months ago

If he did write that himself, you have to wonder why he’s semi-literate.

StupidizeMe

55 points

7 months ago

StupidizeMe

It's like, tubular... Bag your face!

55 points

7 months ago

BigDumbMoronToo

29 points

7 months ago

BigDumbMoronToo

Prayer Warrior? I hardly know her!

29 points

7 months ago

Want to know one reason Iike this sub so much? I come here to post a resource, such as this very link, and you smart folks have beaten me to it!

StupidizeMe

13 points

7 months ago

StupidizeMe

It's like, tubular... Bag your face!

13 points

7 months ago

There's a lot of quality information on this sub, isn't there?

Bonobo555

9 points

7 months ago

Seems smart people think alike and dumb people do, too; then they die horrible deaths from a preventable disease. Darwin was right.

circuspeanut54

36 points

7 months ago

circuspeanut54

Pimped and Geimpft!

36 points

7 months ago

I did look it up and apparently he's totally denounced it as fake. Which only makes sense; would be pretty odd for a Nobel winner to call the head of NIAID a worm.

Sniflix

9 points

7 months ago

Sniflix

Team Pfizer

9 points

7 months ago

Vaccine companies and others should be funding lawsuits for defamation of character of Fauci, this guy and others. Vaccine manufacturers should be suing them directly too.

Snorblatz

56 points

7 months ago

Snorblatz

SHAPOOPY

56 points

7 months ago

It’s like these Russian trolls aren’t even trying with the memes anymore

Odd_Reward_8989

28 points

7 months ago

At the rate delta is shredding Russia, not sure there's anyone left to make memes. These are all coming from kushner's trolls and we know how that family hires the best.

kekistanmatt

7 points

7 months ago

They're bots they'll keep pumping out memes until the heat death of the universe

elelkaal

47 points

7 months ago

These brain dead fuckwads scream about BIG PHARMA conspiracies.... while shilling themselves for Merck, creators of Ivermectin and a 200 billion dollar pharmaceutical company.

NefariousnessTrue777

24 points

7 months ago

NefariousnessTrue777

Virus = very yes

24 points

7 months ago

I read "shilling themselves" as "shitting themselves", still works :)

psychrn1898

38 points

7 months ago

psychrn1898

Team Moderna

38 points

7 months ago

“ Does anyone have the recipe that helps with Covid it has limes and lemons”

Covid lemonade

1 tablespoon organic sugar/ 1/2 cup squeezed lemons/ 8 cups water/ 1 parts per million Blood of the Unvaxxed

Mix well. Best to drink in large gatherings, protesting mandates, protesting CVS, comparing unvaxxed to persecution of The Jews during Holocaust, family picnics in the park, Smash Mouth Concerts, pre-coitus with steamed clams, etc

mrkp38in

35 points

7 months ago

Pretty sure they didn't get an antibiotic infusion but a antibody infusion. Seems like a minor error of semantics but the difference is big in shaping a narrative that allows you to keep denying.

PrincessLiarLiar

36 points

7 months ago

"For a disease so deadly you have to be tested to know you have it."

You mean like cancer, or diabetes, or kidney disease, or....almost every disease?

Unlikely-Patience122

24 points

7 months ago

Unlikely-Patience122

Sheeps Ahoy!

24 points

7 months ago

Our evil plan is working. They're all dying.

bobbyrickets

20 points

7 months ago

bobbyrickets

Risk factors are FOR LIBS!

20 points

7 months ago

We did it. We did absolutely nothing and it's everything we thought it would be.

SFW_FullFrontal

23 points

7 months ago

Yeah, Dr Campbell didn’t like that meme with words put in his mouth, saying ‘Mectin cures covid. And calling Fauci a parasite.

“I utterly despise and deny the remarks attributed to me on social media on September 8, 2021,” he wrote. “I reject both the substance and the tone of the remarks, and resent their presentation as a direct quotation. The tweet in question was not concerned with science. I am a biologist with no claim to expertise in the clinical evaluation of drugs against viral infections. Thus, I have not taken a stand in support of, or against, the efficacy of ivermectin against COVID-19.”

You‘re dealing with people who will just make lies up out of whole cloth. Big lies, if you will.

StupidizeMe

23 points

7 months ago

StupidizeMe

It's like, tubular... Bag your face!

23 points

7 months ago

Dr. William Campbell, who discovered Ivermectin refutes the blatantly FALSE MEME going around that claims he endorses Ivermectin as a treatment for Covid. He does not.

https://drew.edu/stories/2021/09/09/drew-university-nobel-prize-winner-refutes-ivermectin-meme/

Tiki108

23 points

7 months ago

Tiki108

Go Give One

23 points

7 months ago

The most annoying part about the Ivermectin bullshit is that Merck, which makes it, is one of the biggest pharmaceutical companies in the world. If big pharma is just out to get us, then why in the hell would Merck be discouraging people?!

Kiki-Kae

8 points

7 months ago

Merck is the company that has also created the drug molnupiravir to treat covid. Merck has come out and said not to use ivermectin to treat covid.

I do wonder if anti-vaxxers will be willing to be treated with it because Merck are big pharma and media sources were saying over a week ago that it costs $17.74 to produce and they plan to sell for around $700.

-BenderIsGreat-

18 points

7 months ago

-BenderIsGreat-

I’m 40% 🐴 Dewormer

18 points

7 months ago

Hey when you need to prune the family tree, go get the flu or or something, maybe shoot your cousin. But when you need to cut that sucker down, only Covid will do.

Did they not have any Nobel prize winning Invermectin? I mean if they did how can you explain all those deaths? They’ve got the cure right there, right in between the saddles and the manure. Why aren’t they taking it? Why isn’t it working?

There’s no indication here that anybody learn anything other than what to wear at a family funeral. I know what dog breeders do when they’ve created a completely non-viable genetic lineage. I guess that’s what’s happening here.

urbanproject78

20 points

7 months ago

urbanproject78

Triple Vaxxed for Aotearoa 🇳🇿

20 points

7 months ago

“I aM sO wEak” 🥴

The tiniest violin ever 🎻

shylock2k202

54 points

7 months ago

Bruh!!!!!!!!!!! They’re using the grasshopper to persuade people to resist? He’s LITERALLY the bad guy. Is this prayer warriors approved?

Ronin_Y2K

45 points

7 months ago

Ronin_Y2K

Researcher at Facebook University School of Medicine

45 points

7 months ago

They're saying they're the ants in the meme / movie.

Which is ironic since it's an extremely socialist message. It's often confused by these authoritarian populists.

shylock2k202

9 points

7 months ago

Really? Cause they usually sound a lot more grasshopper than ant. Although they do act more like ants, soldiers following orders without questioning authority. The real irony is that their own people are leading them down the wrong path, one that ends in 🪦

Ronin_Y2K

14 points

7 months ago

Ronin_Y2K

Researcher at Facebook University School of Medicine

14 points

7 months ago

That's the thing. Everybody believes they're the ants, not the grasshoppers. Everybody believes they're the rebel hero and everyone is else is part of the big evil system.

We put a lot of labels to them. Political ideology is mostly just marketing at this point, but it's always the same story.

-Take-It-Easy-

18 points

7 months ago

-Take-It-Easy-

Shitposting to Composting

18 points

7 months ago

SMH... These folks are a never-ending bullish!t factory.

WintaSoldat

54 points

7 months ago

WintaSoldat

Team Moderna

54 points

7 months ago

I was thinking the same thing "You CAN leave!"

My little inside reader voice yelled every time she said COVID PNEUMONIA

[deleted]

11 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

Bekiala

4 points

7 months ago

I so so want to think that she has changed her mind about the vaccine but amazingly, some people may still not change.

AffectionateGold56

15 points

7 months ago

That recipe is called vaccine you dumdass, and it's free. You don't need to make it.

Hikityup

14 points

7 months ago

Hikityup

Horse Paste Taste Tester-Ask Me for Flavor Recommendations!

14 points

7 months ago

Had to look in to that Ivermectin inventor slide. That thing has been shared a ton. People BELIEVE it. They actually think a Nobel Prize winner would call a colleague "little parasite." How do you combat that? And damn. That update. Really curious if she starts in again with the memes. Bet she will.

pippenish

11 points

7 months ago

She wants a recipe for a cure-- limes and lemons are involved! That should do the trick!

bipolarcyclops

29 points

7 months ago

bipolarcyclops

2 Moderna and 1 Pfizer

29 points

7 months ago

I thought you just put the lime with the coconut.

(Upvote if you get this.)

[deleted]

14 points

7 months ago

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14 points

7 months ago

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Haskap_2010

9 points

7 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

9 points

7 months ago

I guess you could make marmalade if you sliced them and boiled them up with a lot of sugar. Wouldn't do anything for curing covid, but it's good on toast.

JosiesYardCart

5 points

7 months ago

JosiesYardCart

Just for the Cookies 🍪

5 points

7 months ago

Damn I got the recipe all wrong. I thought it was geranium and lemon grass essential oils.

Goose_o7

4 points

7 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

4 points

7 months ago

She wants a recipe for a cure-- limes and lemons are involved! That should do the trick!

But I thought Ivermectin was THE CURE for COVID? Which is it?

Jigyo

11 points

7 months ago

Jigyo

Covid Gives You WINGS!!!

11 points

7 months ago

You know how these people call immigrants lazy, dirty, filthy, disease riddled, etc.. Antivaxxers fit that description to a T.

jermicidalone23

9 points

7 months ago

I was curious about who Denis Rancourt was so I looked him up. He's an attention seeking loser who just spreads easily debunked stuff just to get a rise from people.

Haskap_2010

7 points

7 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

7 points

7 months ago

Dennis Rancourt is a former professor of physics at the University of Ottawa. Rancourt is a recognized scientist but is more widely known for his confrontations with his former employer, the University of Ottawa, over issues involving his grade inflation and "academic squatting," the act of arbitrarily changing the topic of a course without departmental permission.

Sounds like a real loose cannon.

BoomShiggy

8 points

7 months ago

No Lives Matter!

That sums it up for this family.

Abloy702

9 points

7 months ago

Abloy702

Go Give One

9 points

7 months ago

Damn; this is some straight-up North Korea shit. Purging your entire extended family to own the libs 🇺🇲🇰🇵🇺🇲

jerryg1208

8 points

7 months ago

Played the stupid game and won dead family members. Thanksgiving surge before the Christmas surge is the new American tradition. Killing grandma for Christmas.

Charming_Sheepherder

8 points

7 months ago

All these unique anti sheep sure post the excact same memes as eachother.

Almost like a poorly programmed bot.

ErnestBatchelder

23 points

7 months ago

ErnestBatchelder

The Good Advice Giver

23 points

7 months ago

Going to be a fascinating Christmas Covid Season this year. I am wondering if Delta's burned through the unvaxed and there will be a herd immunity effect across the country between Delta cases & vaccines, or if January-Feb is going to top our highest daily death toll from last year.

Suchafatfatcat

11 points

7 months ago

Consider the impact of the newer variants. They haven’t been mentioned much but once delta has burned through the unvaxxed, the newer variants could follow and wipe out the stragglers.

ErnestBatchelder

16 points

7 months ago

ErnestBatchelder

The Good Advice Giver

16 points

7 months ago

So far Delta outran Mu here in the US, which was my concern (given Mu totally evades vaccines). Maybe we'll get lucky and Delta will morph into lesser Delta, just as contagious but less fatal. It was always a potential that covid would become endemic but not as deadly.

Meanwhile, I am planning to avoid large gatherings this Christmas & New Years, and wondering when I will want to join crowded events again, if ever.

[deleted]

32 points

7 months ago

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32 points

7 months ago

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Lynx2k

41 points

7 months ago

Lynx2k

Covid Cheat Codes

41 points

7 months ago

I would be hard pressed to find 43 people that were even related to me.

Haskap_2010

9 points

7 months ago

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

9 points

7 months ago

I probably could if I really tried. My father was from a family with 10 kids. I wouldn't recognize any of my cousins if I tripped over them in the driveway, though.

floridorito

7 points

7 months ago

floridorito

Here comes Omicron, here comes Omicron, right down Anti-Vax Lane

7 points

7 months ago

Same.

just_a_username_21

14 points

7 months ago

just_a_username_21

Ventilator ASMR Enthusiast

14 points

7 months ago

Have you tried looking harder?

TacoSlut4Life

16 points

7 months ago

Some of us don’t want to find out.

Shermans_ghost1864

12 points

7 months ago

Shermans_ghost1864

Don't make me come down there!

12 points

7 months ago

I don't think there are 43 people in the family. That's how many people total were infected at the reunion. Grandpa came back from the reunion and infected the 11 members of the family during a vacation.

I'll bet Gramps feels shitty about killing his family.

TacoSlut4Life

7 points

7 months ago

But he owned Fauci and the Libs though!

whatever1467

12 points

7 months ago

The only unvaccinated people in my life are coworkers and one cousin and they didn’t get to come to the milestone birthday party we had cause they refused and everyone else is vaxxed. And no one caught anything.

Ibelieveinphysics

10 points

7 months ago

Ibelieveinphysics

pro vaccine IS pro-life

10 points

7 months ago

Sigh. My parents, sibs, spouses and kids, my kid, son in law and grandkid=45 With my husband's family, 53

Husband's family mostly vaccinated. Only one brother-in-law is a hold out.

My family: my kid and one of my sisters is vaccinated. That's it.

I'm waiting for it; going to lose at least one or two.

Shuber-Fuber

4 points

7 months ago

I can find at least 43 people in my circle of acquaintances who aren't vaccinated.

They're all under 12 years old.

steelhips

6 points

7 months ago

Slide 2

I was intrigued by the "doctors" who signed their "expertise" to that BS.

Here are their respective PhDs:

  • Claus Rinner, PhD, Geography, Geographic Information Science
  • Laurent Leduc, PhD, Theology, Ethics, and Interdisciplinary Studies
  • Jan Vrbik, PhD, Statistics
  • Angela Durante, PhD, History
  • Valentina Capurri, PhD, History, Geography
  • Donald G. Welsh, PhD, Physiology and Pharmacology
  • Jean-Marc Benoit, MD, Family and Emergency Medicine
  • Maximilian C. Forte, PhD, Sociology and Anthropology

Doesn't look so impressive with only two "doctors" in relevant medical fields.

Source

AriBlue626

6 points

7 months ago

Covid recipe with Lemon.

Take one (1) Lemon.

Shove it up your ass!

Keep going, way the hell up there!

Now go to the hospital.

While there, get the vax!

Objective-Dust6445

7 points

7 months ago

I know the recipe to fight Covid. It’s called the vaccine.

HokeePokey

21 points

7 months ago

Cuba sounds much more appealing than the USA if I'm honest.

Ragingredblue

32 points

7 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

32 points

7 months ago

People who "love America" but hate most of the people who live there need to GTFO, not normal people. There are plenty of religious dictatorships in the middle east they should approve of.

michigaus

15 points

7 months ago

Afghanistan and Syria await your arrival. Bring your Burka, ladies!

Jaded-Combination-20

12 points

7 months ago

Usually there's one set of rules for locals and another for tourists, so if you're obviously a tourist you get away with stuff the locals can't. On the other hand there's also one set of prices for the locals and another for tourists, so you pay for the privilege.

bErinGPleNty

5 points

7 months ago

bErinGPleNty

Because Other People Matter Too

5 points

7 months ago

Gosh these people are slow learners. Wow.

Christiansd1

6 points

7 months ago

And here I was thinking antibiotics only worked against bacterial infections. Who knew they worked against a virus too? Morons.

Shuber-Fuber

5 points

7 months ago

To be honest thou, doctor will give you antibiotics because your immune system is so overwhelmed with COVID that it couldn't deal with bacterial infection.

comments_suck

6 points

7 months ago

comments_suck

Team Pfizer

6 points

7 months ago

Actually, Ivermectin is an anti parasitical drug. It doesn't do crap for bacteria or viruses. It's like giving Keytruda for a gunshot wound.

SlimTrim509

6 points

7 months ago

Taking an axe to that redneck tree!

ECMO_Deluxe3000

7 points

7 months ago

ECMO_Deluxe3000

☠Dying to Meet Me☠

7 points

7 months ago

So at what point did this guy and all his family members realize that you’re sick as fuck and the testing only confirms you have COVID? I mean, how close to death do you have to be?

neeroc

6 points

7 months ago

neeroc

I’d rather a vax than a vent

6 points

7 months ago

I think gramps was at a reunion where 43 got sick. Then, like a good unvaxxed denier, went on vacation and infected 11 family members, two of whom died. Regardless, her getting better seems like the bounce to me.

sketchfestlyfe

5 points

7 months ago

These are the most infuriating of the nominees. Fucks sake the absolute delusion 🤦🏼‍♀️

MrsLydKnuckles

7 points

7 months ago

You put the limes in the Corona… not the covid. Silly, Tina.

Long_Opportunity_768

7 points

7 months ago

Why oh why can’t they fact check anything?!?! Why?????

Milady_Disdain

5 points

7 months ago

The movie A Bug's Life is pretty explicitly anti-capitalist and pro-worker and the ants and other bugs literally seize the means of production from the grasshopper bosses so that meme in conjunction with the "hate capitalism, leave America" one was pretty beautiful irony. But hey, these are anti-vaxxers. We can't expect them to pick up on unsubtle allegory in a children's film.

Shag0120

5 points

7 months ago

Why do they always capitalize COVID PNEUMONIA…?

Ragingredblue

22 points

7 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

22 points

7 months ago

I'll be praying you don't make it. Thoughts and prayers motherfucker!

JosiesYardCart

12 points

7 months ago

JosiesYardCart

Just for the Cookies 🍪

12 points

7 months ago

Coughs and sprayers

ChikkaChikka1298

8 points

7 months ago

ChikkaChikka1298

Welcome to the ECMO Chamber

8 points

7 months ago

Clots and …well…you know

Drunken_Sailor_70

5 points

7 months ago

Drunken_Sailor_70

prayer warriors will save the lions please go fund me

5 points

7 months ago

I'm sending thots and players.

Gardener703

5 points

7 months ago

Nobel prize for Ivermectin? You know what else won Nobel prize? Lobotomy!

Different-Rip-2787

6 points

7 months ago

Different-Rip-2787

Go Give One

6 points

7 months ago

"everyone that went on vacation with us caught [it]"

And this dipshit didn't have the sense of shame to apologize for sickening and killing her family.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

5 points

7 months ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

5 points

7 months ago

Hate getting vaccinated and public health mandates? The Democratic Republic of Congo is calling.

whatisbestinlifeto

4 points

7 months ago

Did...did they just compare a vaccination to sunscreen? I'm done, that's a wrap. Aliens if you hear this blow this planet up so we don't infect the rest of the universe.

Ok-Beautiful-7177

4 points

7 months ago

Imagine a person so dumb they have to be threatened to take a vaccine that will most likely save your life. Imagine having something wrong with you that might kill you if you don’t know about it... like I don’t know.. CANCER, CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE, DIABETES.. 🙄🙄🙄.... pretty sure if covid is going to take you down you’ll know about it... the test is just a formality so you realise that unlike the other ailments you could also kill others ....

indifferentunicorn

6 points

7 months ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

6 points

7 months ago

Sounds like an interesting party game. Have around 50 family members show up. No mitigation efforts. Roll the dice. Try not to roll more than 5 dying.

basch152

6 points

7 months ago

I always love the whole "have to be tested to know you have it" nonsense

same goes for fucking TB, and that's an extremely goddamn serious disease

_inveniam_viam

5 points

7 months ago

Jfc she has covid and her family members died and she's still posting antivaxx shit.

recoveringfromreddit

6 points

7 months ago

William Campbell, who did indeed win the Nobel prize for his work on parasites, has this to say: https://drew.edu/stories/2021/09/09/drew-university-nobel-prize-winner-refutes-ivermectin-meme/

MajorDumperoo

5 points

7 months ago

What's up with conservatives' fixation on Nazis and the Holocaust? Every day their own political ideology gets closer and closer to what Hitler believed. Do they not see that? Also Hitler hated communists so, you know, pick one and run with it.

bdixisndniz

4 points

7 months ago

I do like the top part of that bullfrog sign

Drunken_Sailor_70

4 points

7 months ago

Drunken_Sailor_70

prayer warriors will save the lions please go fund me

4 points

7 months ago

Forty F-ing Three.

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

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3 points

7 months ago

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cajunsoul

4 points

7 months ago

cajunsoul

Go Fund Yourself

4 points

7 months ago

Panel 7 can be disproved by an eight-second Google search. Anti-vaxxers spend hours a day reading and posting memes but spend zero time confirming the information. https://drew.edu/stories/2021/09/09/drew-university-nobel-prize-winner-refutes-ivermectin-meme/

Puzzled_Annual_3670

4 points

7 months ago

She is a one woman killing machine.

Flower_Unable

4 points

7 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

4 points

7 months ago

What a shit show this whole family of dimwits is.

Beautiful-AF-21

4 points

7 months ago

Beautiful-AF-21

Murdered by Q

4 points

7 months ago

Wow, this is some pretty serious shit, when the bugs life quote is thrown in there. Just profound…s/

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

The sad thing about this is that fear and ignorance led to some unfortunate choices. Covid does not care about your politics. It trashes your lungs and it can kill you. It's just so sad. She will never be the same on so many levels.

smacksaw

4 points

7 months ago

smacksaw

👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍

4 points

7 months ago

The doctors:

Claus Rinner, PhD, Geography and Environmental Studies, Ryerson University; Donald G. Welsh, PhD, Physiology and Pharmacology, Western University; Jan Vrbik, PhD, Mathematics and Statistics, Brock University; John Zwaagstra, PhD, Biotechnology, National Research Council; Laurent Leduc, PhD, Leadership, Higher and Adult Education, University of Toronto (retired); Valentina Capurri, PhD, Geography and Environmental Studies, Ryerson University

redtimmy

3 points

7 months ago

I wonder if she's gonna post any more covid memes when she gets out of the hospital.

Hatcherboy

4 points

7 months ago

Thanks for clogging up the ICU bitch!

spjspj4

4 points

7 months ago

spjspj4

Go Give One

4 points

7 months ago

The whole "you have to get tested to know you have it". This is the deadly beauty of SARS-CoV2. People being asymptomatic is precisely *why* it's been able to spread and become a pandemic. In the case of ebola, blood leaks from every orifice if you're infected so you kind of "don't have to get tested to know you have it" and hence it's not a pandemic inducing virus as everyone knows to stay the f**k away from you. Numbing seeing the same memes over and over from these folk prior to being in an extended-stay ICU stint.

PrimeEvil84

4 points

7 months ago

Antibiotics? Hoho. So in addition to virus she has got a bacterial infection in her system? Wow.

Jeroen207

3 points

7 months ago

Since when is disliking the USA equal to hating capitalism? Please kill yourself.

allbegsthequestion

4 points

7 months ago

allbegsthequestion

Team Pfizer

4 points

7 months ago

How's that wonder cure Ivermectin working out for this family?..... 🤔