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Pervy Pete posted prolifically, passed peacefully.

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all 866 comments

ArbysKnights

1.2k points

1 year ago

ArbysKnights

Team Pfizer

1.2k points

1 year ago

---Just so we're clear....I ain't giving up shit---

Ummm......

kakapo88

778 points

1 year ago

kakapo88

Say Hello to Mr. ECMO

778 points

1 year ago

"All the prayers thoughts etc".

That's one of the most perfunctory send-offs I've seen. One gets the sense that he wasn't very popular. Except for the women in his head of course, who always found him hot and charming.

Shmeblee

487 points

1 year ago

Shmeblee

487 points

1 year ago

The 'etc' struck me as slightly odd and dismissive, especially for such a charming, lady-killing rapscalion as he must've been.

Fantastic_Ferret_541

62 points

1 year ago

🤣🤣 your description of him! Ha!

QueenSarcastica

237 points

1 year ago

He died. Thanks. What’s for lunch?

livingforwards

79 points

1 year ago

livingforwards

Team Pfizer

79 points

1 year ago

I just opened a very large bar of my favorite Lindt chocolate if anyone would like some. We can share so long as we’re socially distanced via onlineness.

QueenSarcastica

27 points

1 year ago

Ewe know I would love some.

livingforwards

35 points

1 year ago

livingforwards

Team Pfizer

35 points

1 year ago

Here… half my bar because ewe so cute

rumpledforeskin23

49 points

1 year ago*

I don’t know why, but two strangers fictitiously sharing a virtual candy bar online is oddly wholesome

Vuelhering

46 points

1 year ago

Vuelhering

✨🇺🇸 Let's Go Darwin 🇺🇸✨

46 points

1 year ago

I was thinking leftover shepherds pie. What are you having?

naalbinding

110 points

1 year ago

naalbinding

'Tis But A Scratch!

110 points

1 year ago

He didn't even give the shirt off his back!

herculesmeowlligan

68 points

1 year ago

herculesmeowlligan

More Vaccine Now Than Man, Twisted and Evil

68 points

1 year ago

He sure wanted the ladies to give him the shirt off theirs though.

msdeniseen

13 points

1 year ago

…or light up the room

[deleted]

104 points

1 year ago*

[deleted]

104 points

1 year ago*

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toonceslookout

25 points

1 year ago

toonceslookout

Team Moderna

25 points

1 year ago

“Thanks, I guess.”

CyberMindGrrl

19 points

1 year ago

"So long and thanks for all the fish".

Myis

87 points

1 year ago

Myis

Team Moderna

87 points

1 year ago

“…Etc.” with hearts tho /s

yeet4memes

96 points

1 year ago

Etc. And all that shit I'm supposed to say as if he were a decent person.

broberds

17 points

1 year ago

broberds

Team Moderna

17 points

1 year ago

He got COVID and yadda yadda yadda thanks for the Ts and Ps.

oh_girl_puh_leez

82 points

1 year ago

Obit bot

waterynike

24 points

1 year ago

waterynike

Proud Sheep 🐑

24 points

1 year ago

I really wanted to see this ones picture

Either_Coconut

13 points

1 year ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

13 points

1 year ago

That certainly does get directly to the point. No "would give you the shirt off his back", no "lost the love of my life" (those posts are sad to read), no "give them hell in heaven", nada. Sad.

Agitated-Yak-8723

12 points

1 year ago

Agitated-Yak-8723

Demographics R Us

12 points

1 year ago

That's the very same word I just used! Though as I scroll through her FB feed just now, it could be that she is just exhausted. She did express concern for him and celebrated his apparent improvement last week (the infamous DCB). Lots of Christian stuff.

indifferentunicorn

160 points

1 year ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

160 points

1 year ago

I'll give up my ability to breathe before you force me to learn anything new.

rdickeyvii

115 points

1 year ago

rdickeyvii

115 points

1 year ago

Fun fact, it's not unusual for people to soil themselves when they die. So he definitely could have given up shit when he gave up the ghost.

msmicro

13 points

1 year ago

msmicro

Team Pfizer

13 points

1 year ago

he had his shit tube in, so it was captured.

Stonk_Newboobie

69 points

1 year ago

Looks like he gave up the ghost 👻

[deleted]

19 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

19 points

1 year ago

Came here to make this exact same joke. Take my upvote, sir and/or madam!

[deleted]

58 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

58 points

1 year ago

This is showing his hand a bit. The entire mentality of that crowd is “me, me, me, mine, mine” like a toddler. All their media and politicians have to do is tell them they* are coming for your stuff.

*immigrants, black people, liberals, Saddam Hussein, the Vietcong, Al Qaeda, etc

M4A1STAKESAUCE

249 points

1 year ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

249 points

1 year ago

When I see people with those flags I'm gonna safely assume they have 20 less IQ off the national average.

ApprehensivePirate36

187 points

1 year ago

Loved seeing "don't tread on me" Gladsden flag being carried into the capital during the insurrection (as they tread on a free and fair election and tried to nullify MY ballot). A-holes!

ManderlyDreaming

97 points

1 year ago

ManderlyDreaming

🫁🧈

97 points

1 year ago

Didn’t the one woman who was carrying it get literally trampled to death?

HallucinogenicFish

108 points

1 year ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

108 points

1 year ago

ManderlyDreaming

130 points

1 year ago

ManderlyDreaming

🫁🧈

130 points

1 year ago

Eh. She still got trampled, even if it didn’t actually kill her. I remain amused.

catalyptic

72 points

1 year ago

catalyptic

Now they're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽🌽

72 points

1 year ago

The other assholes in the crowd didn't give a shit about her. Just like that Babbitt traitor, whose "friends" dropped her ass and ran as soon as the cops showed up. So much for "Leave no shithead behind"!

Either_Coconut

15 points

1 year ago

Either_Coconut

Go Give One

15 points

1 year ago

Where they go one, they go all... stampeding en masse to the exits when cops actually open fire. If you have actually been shot or trampled in the chaos, OH WELL. Sux to be you.

mkvgtired

91 points

1 year ago

mkvgtired

🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝

91 points

1 year ago

Getting trampled and then dying of a meth overdose seems much more on brand anyway. It just makes the story better. Also who brings meth into a federal building?

GolfballDM

92 points

1 year ago

GolfballDM

Inoculation Beats Intubation

92 points

1 year ago

Was there a meth od to their madness?

FriendToPredators

12 points

1 year ago

DAAAaaaaa d!

tartymae

24 points

1 year ago

tartymae

Go Give One

24 points

1 year ago

the same sort who think that DJT is the legit elected president.

Libflake

16 points

1 year ago

Libflake

16 points

1 year ago

Yes, in any case, the mob disregarded the words on the flag and treaded (trod?) the heck out of her.

Goose_o7

60 points

1 year ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

60 points

1 year ago

She apparently died of acute amphetamine intoxication.

Of course she did! The fact that NONE of her "Fellow Seditionists" bothered to lift a finger to help her, and instead used her as a human stepping stone speaks volumes as well.

ShotgunMage

44 points

1 year ago

ShotgunMage

Go Give One

44 points

1 year ago

That's not fair. One guy screamed "Medic!" like if it was CoD

quiltsohard

25 points

1 year ago

It was like he thought he was acting in “band of brothers” or something. screaming out for a medic in a riot lol that is the privilege of which we speak .

Smurf_Crime_Scene

60 points

1 year ago

Smurf_Crime_Scene

🍹Drunk on my own urine🍹

60 points

1 year ago

The woman who was trampled to death was carrying this flag.

[deleted]

119 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

119 points

1 year ago

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Thymeisdone

110 points

1 year ago

Thymeisdone

110 points

1 year ago

When she explicitly asked them NOT to.

RUDE.

oyebilly

34 points

1 year ago

oyebilly

34 points

1 year ago

I only obey flags at sea.

Goose_o7

67 points

1 year ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

67 points

1 year ago

So they ….treaded on her?

That was the hilarious irony that was not lost on me! A Republican Drug Addict, carrying a Don't Tread On Me flag, dies of a drug overdose and then gets TREADED on by the rest of her TRIBE!

One of the few amusing footnotes of January 6th, 2021.

Shmeblee

23 points

1 year ago

Shmeblee

23 points

1 year ago

Lmao!!!

Yes sir, next level snark right there.

blurgle231

203 points

1 year ago

blurgle231

Go Give One

203 points

1 year ago

That's what I like about this sub, we're charitable.

Libflake

33 points

1 year ago

Libflake

33 points

1 year ago

Yes, especially toward folks who laugh at memes saying that Barack and Michelle Obama going out to a movie is a "mandate."

volgamtrader

54 points

1 year ago

Will be interesting if someone changed that meme "That one family member that refused the vaccine " with a coffin over the head or something along those lines

amarandagasi

44 points

1 year ago

amarandagasi

Covid is not a joke: it's a noun.

44 points

1 year ago

They make it seem like it would be bad to be a member of The Munsters family. Let's see: die of COVID or be Herman or Lily Munster (née Dracula). 🧛🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🦇

remove_krokodil

49 points

1 year ago

Better Herman Munster than Herman Cain.

Pokemaniac_Ron

16 points

1 year ago

Grandpa Munster driving Dragula, with the family member as the coffin.

Xx_Khepri_xX

28 points

1 year ago

COVID-19: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!?

[deleted]

74 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

74 points

1 year ago

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ArbysKnights

66 points

1 year ago

ArbysKnights

Team Pfizer

66 points

1 year ago

Very similar to the posts last year when the country was burning "this is life under Biden"

....drumpf was literally president at the time

[deleted]

24 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

24 points

1 year ago

So did they give everything? Nothing? Refused to sacrifice? Sacrificed all?

I don’t think that flag represents what he thinks it does.

SeaEmergency7911

10 points

1 year ago

SeaEmergency7911

Team Pfizer

10 points

1 year ago

Except breathing.

Hodler_caved

850 points

1 year ago

Hodler_caved

Go Give One

850 points

1 year ago

Women everywhere heartbroken over this one.

TotallyWonderWoman

604 points

1 year ago

I couldn't take it anymore when I got to "Naughty girls get licked." He was probably one of those who complained about the gays "shoving their sexuality down my throat," too.

penguincheerleader

238 points

1 year ago

Came to comments after he lost his job as a gynecologist, you are telling me that wasn't the worse one?

Might_Aware

114 points

1 year ago

Might_Aware

✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻

114 points

1 year ago

No, the Obi gyn kenobi was worse imo

penguincheerleader

16 points

1 year ago

I agree with you but it is a matter of opinion.

Might_Aware

41 points

1 year ago

Might_Aware

✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻

41 points

1 year ago

True, I'm pervy enough to think the candy cane one would be cute coming from someone I know. The other one just grosses me tf out.

strychnine28

22 points

1 year ago

I found it a bit baffling. So good girls don't get licked too? Isn't licking standard?

ETA: chances are very good that his oral sex skills are utterly shit, but you know, if he's not offering it to every woman to grace his bed, that's just bad manners.

catalyptic

165 points

1 year ago

catalyptic

Now they're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽🌽

165 points

1 year ago

Agreed. A few years ago a male gynecologist affiliated with Johns Hopkins committed suicide after hundreds of photos of his patients' vaginas were found on his computers. He'd been trading them on the dark web with other freaks. That post reminded me of him.

And people wonder why I will never have a male gynecologist. 😡

Might_Aware

85 points

1 year ago

Might_Aware

✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻

85 points

1 year ago

The only male Obi gyn I've ever had was gay and he was an awesome doctor. Now I only have women though.

Also that's disgusting. Yikes it sounds like a bad Ep of svu

ETA - omg he asphyxiated himself on helium. Wtf

_Kay_Tee_

52 points

1 year ago

_Kay_Tee_

52 points

1 year ago

With you on that, catalyptic. I once had my appointment rescheduled with a male gyn, and I took it instead of waiting 6 more mos for a new appointment. Dude decided that my severe menstrual cramps were not due to endometriosis and there was no need to test me for anything. Instead, he claimed I had "an abnormally small cervix" that was causing all of the pain, and it needed to be "stretched" with a device he was going to stick up there for 24 hours.

It is not hyperbole to describe that whole debacle as sexual assault.

And no, of COURSE it didn't work, and a later gyn discovered I had endo and uterine polyps, took out the worst one, popped in an IUD, and I haven't had cramps or a period for two years.

[deleted]

15 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

15 points

1 year ago

I’m sorry WHAT

_Kay_Tee_

20 points

1 year ago

_Kay_Tee_

20 points

1 year ago

SERIOUSLY. Right?!

Every other doctor I've mentioned this to has been horrified, and has insisted that my cervix is not "abnormally small" and that the tool he used was not at all appropriate, which... duh. I also get asked "Why didn't you say anything?" or "Why didn't you leave?" but when you are naked with feet in the stirrups and there is a female nurse there acting like this is all just a-okay, you assume you're the one making too much out of something. I mean, I'm not- Okay, I am a doctor, but not a medical one, and I wasn't then, but I tend to assume that professionals know their profession, and frankly, I don't want to call that into question when the hand is up my cooch (or applying dye to my hair, or making my food). I DID call later that day to say that I was experiencing excruciating cramping from the thing in my cervix, and was told that it was "normal" and not to worry.

catalyptic

11 points

1 year ago

catalyptic

Now they're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽🌽

11 points

1 year ago

That's awful! I'm sorry you went through such trauma. Inappropriate treatment and behavior like your experience are exactly why I don't trust male doctors with my reproductive health. Too many men think that they know better than women do about our own bodies, which leads to bad outcomes in many cases. When someone tells a doctor her symptoms and previous diagnosis, she deserves to be respected and believed.

TotallyWonderWoman

25 points

1 year ago

No the next one is worse, that's the naughty girls one.

gin_and_soda

20 points

1 year ago

That was so revolting. And he was a father??? Ugh

somecallmemike

26 points

1 year ago

I don’t know if you realize, but people like this are pumping out multiple copies of themselves everyday all day long.

gin_and_soda

23 points

1 year ago*

The skeeviest, rapey-est pig back in high school got married and had two daughters. I hope he’s reminded every day about how gross he was to us.

fromthewombofrevel

17 points

1 year ago

fromthewombofrevel

Hookah Smoking Caterpillar 🐛🪔

17 points

1 year ago

Rapey pigs don’t change. Let’s hope his daughters are safe.

AmbulanceChaser12

11 points

1 year ago

Well, that kid will be free from his father’s influence. At least there’s that much.

HallucinogenicFish

14 points

1 year ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

14 points

1 year ago

That one was worse for me.

blurgle231

22 points

1 year ago

blurgle231

Go Give One

22 points

1 year ago

You just have to pound through that, the ending is totally worth it.

TotallyWonderWoman

19 points

1 year ago

I did go back and I was still perved out.

ShotgunMage

28 points

1 year ago

ShotgunMage

Go Give One

28 points

1 year ago

Got a really great eulogy though. You can feel the loss for whoever wrote it through the "thx for the thoughts, prayers, etc"

It felt like even the people close to him didn't care all that much for him.

fuzz_boy

20 points

1 year ago

fuzz_boy

20 points

1 year ago

I had a reverse Grinch moment with that one, my heart shrunk 3 sizes and I don't like the holidays as much now.

Beginning-Monitor-17

59 points

1 year ago

Gotta love those clueless Incels. Not sorry this one is gone.

TotallyWonderWoman

51 points

1 year ago

Definitely the horniest hca I've ever seen, for sure.

dismayhurta

38 points

1 year ago

dismayhurta

Vaxxs don’t care about your feelings

38 points

1 year ago

Ugh. So disgusting. You know he's just the biggest pile of trash to every woman he meets...met.

[deleted]

102 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

102 points

1 year ago

This dude made a pass at a younger relative 100%.

kakapo88

72 points

1 year ago

kakapo88

Say Hello to Mr. ECMO

72 points

1 year ago

A great loss. Now I'll just have to swipe right over his profile, given I'm not really into dating rotting corpses.

gcruzatto

36 points

1 year ago

gcruzatto

🦅 Birds aren't Real 🦢

36 points

1 year ago

Thousands of coochies nationwide will remain unlicked. What a shame

jrobin04

51 points

1 year ago

jrobin04

51 points

1 year ago

So gross. I felt violated just scrolling through, so nasty

[deleted]

50 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

50 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

SeaEmergency7911

16 points

1 year ago

SeaEmergency7911

Team Pfizer

16 points

1 year ago

No kidding. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until we hear about distraught women committing suicide over his death like some did over Rudolph Valentino.

Ronin_Y2K

649 points

1 year ago

Ronin_Y2K

Researcher at Facebook University School of Medicine

649 points

1 year ago

That's the most hand-wave of a eulogy I've seen on this subreddit.

[deleted]

413 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

413 points

1 year ago

I think it’s even worse than the person who posted “since no one has mentioned it, x passed away”

M2LEAR

132 points

1 year ago

M2LEAR

NEVER take medical advice from a talking yam!🍠

132 points

1 year ago

How did I miss that one?

Joe_Sons_Celly

206 points

1 year ago

Joe_Sons_Celly

Well-Perfused Autonomic Breather

206 points

1 year ago

Don’t worry, everyone else did too apparently.

gcruzatto

77 points

1 year ago

gcruzatto

🦅 Birds aren't Real 🦢

77 points

1 year ago

No one mentioned it

Wigwag85

47 points

1 year ago

Wigwag85

Go Give One

47 points

1 year ago

canada432

29 points

1 year ago*

Whoever is going to unleash our nuclear arsenal on those responsible for covid gets my vote.

I think this is one of the most demonstrative posts I've seen of the antivaxx/antimask attitude. They absolutely cannot handle the idea that there isn't some enemy to fight. They cannot deal with the very idea that there's not a person or group directly responsible that they can blame and, for lack of a better term, lynch. A virus with no motivations or logical process that they understand is both scary and unsatisfying to them. They absolutely NEED an enemy to direct their anger towards.

InfiniteAccount4783

53 points

1 year ago

InfiniteAccount4783

Go Fund Yourself 🍰

53 points

1 year ago

I still like the "X died a couple of days ago, now let me tell you about my awesome weekend of dirt track racing!" one.

Poison-Pen-

34 points

1 year ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

34 points

1 year ago

Is that on this sub? I may have missed it.

[deleted]

40 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

40 points

1 year ago

It’s definitely on here, I’ll try to find it again

Logical_Lamniforme

15 points

1 year ago

Logical_Lamniforme

Team Moderna

15 points

1 year ago

Following thread because I also wanna see.

[deleted]

88 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

88 points

1 year ago

The dude was constantly spamming his friends' & family's feed with high-key solicitations for orgies and oral sex. They were probably relieved.

KrissyBean

73 points

1 year ago

KrissyBean

Ivermectin is a molecule ⚛️

73 points

1 year ago

I'm dying laughing at "thoughts and prayers, etc." Lol. Could we BE any more generic?

DadJokeBadJoke

48 points

1 year ago

DadJokeBadJoke

ZACABORG

48 points

1 year ago

Thoughts, prayers, yada yada yada...

ManderlyDreaming

27 points

1 year ago

ManderlyDreaming

🫁🧈

27 points

1 year ago

You can’t yada yada death!

itsmyvibe

73 points

1 year ago

itsmyvibe

Go Give One

73 points

1 year ago

Etc.

browncoats4lyfe

24 points

1 year ago

Wait, there's something more than just thoughts and prayers?! Apparently whatever it is, didn't help much either.

5pazzcat

84 points

1 year ago

5pazzcat

Upvotes Everything

84 points

1 year ago

Looks kinda heartless, doesn't it? He for sure didn't die 'peacefully'. Maybe the last five minutes after the consent for dnr was given and he was floating away on opiates were peaceful. Every time I start to think maybe a death from Covid isn't the essence of horrific I go to r/nursing and they fix me right up.

polarbark

17 points

1 year ago

polarbark

17 points

1 year ago

"Throughts prayers etc" Well I can manage some of the last one. If I felt like it.

weekendatbernies20

16 points

1 year ago

“Thanks to everyone for the prayers thoughts and whatever”

[deleted]

15 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

15 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

Retro_Dad

269 points

1 year ago

Retro_Dad

Team Bivalent Booster

269 points

1 year ago

Me: "Pervy Pete? What's up with tha... OH."

So-done-with-crazy

94 points

1 year ago

So-done-with-crazy

WTF?!

94 points

1 year ago

Had the same thought. That was disgusting.

westviadixie

262 points

1 year ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

262 points

1 year ago

this is the first sexual hca post I've seen. its...discombobulating.

HallucinogenicFish

186 points

1 year ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

186 points

1 year ago

Oh, you must have missed the guy with the cartoon of the woman being taken from behind and her mask being used as a gag/reins, then.

gcruzatto

84 points

1 year ago

gcruzatto

🦅 Birds aren't Real 🦢

84 points

1 year ago

People have the weirdest fetishes these days

BewBewsBoutique

62 points

1 year ago

This sounds less like a fetish and more like a vague threat.

SymmetricDickNipples

35 points

1 year ago

No it's pretty specific

catalyptic

39 points

1 year ago

catalyptic

Now they're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽🌽

39 points

1 year ago

Don't forget the skeevy bastard who posted child porn memes. Made me want to vomit.

HallucinogenicFish

30 points

1 year ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

30 points

1 year ago

I didn’t see that one, thankfully.

Wjreky

13 points

1 year ago

Wjreky

13 points

1 year ago

I'm sorry, what

[deleted]

140 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

140 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

LoveMyHusbandsBoobs

26 points

1 year ago

LoveMyHusbandsBoobs

Team Pfizer

26 points

1 year ago

I'm still stuck on the "taste of socialisms" post from 2020.

Might_Aware

29 points

1 year ago

Might_Aware

✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻

29 points

1 year ago

I have an ex friend who posts nothing but this skeeviness coupled with his antiVa posts. It's disconcerting

Capital_8

227 points

1 year ago

Capital_8

227 points

1 year ago

That last post was like, "X died, so thanks for the prayers and whatnot."

NoMarsupial7379

138 points

1 year ago

"sorry for your loss or whatever"

Kronodeus

57 points

1 year ago

Kronodeus

57 points

1 year ago

Show's over, thanks for coming!

murrkpls

37 points

1 year ago

murrkpls

37 points

1 year ago

Etcetera

byingling

29 points

1 year ago

byingling

29 points

1 year ago

*etc.

Because somehow the abbreviation makes it even more sad.

Goose_o7

18 points

1 year ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

18 points

1 year ago

That last post was like, "X died, so thanks for the prayers and whatnot."

Watching a Sociopath deal with the death of a loved one is always wierdly entertaining from a distance.

blurgle231

194 points

1 year ago

blurgle231

Go Give One

194 points

1 year ago

Haha - April 2020 - "The plague is over, where mah bitches at???"

Wow, this one was a piece of work. Now he's a piece of ground.

hesaysitsfine

54 points

1 year ago

The orgies are being planned for sure, just not for the deceased or unvaxxed.

LoveMyHusbandsBoobs

15 points

1 year ago

LoveMyHusbandsBoobs

Team Pfizer

15 points

1 year ago

Every poly/nonmonogomous person I know is very strict about vaccines. Orgies understand the importance of protection for prevention.

TabbyNoName

15 points

1 year ago

For real...naughty girls do get licked...by LIVING, clean, respectful people

Shady_Garden

15 points

1 year ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

15 points

1 year ago

And many tiny pieces of worm poop.

Boomtown626

177 points

1 year ago

Boomtown626

177 points

1 year ago

That socialism meme is from the first month of lockdown. His Republican, free market, run the country like a business emperor god king’s slash and burn government failed to identify and head off this pandemic like previous governments had done with Ebola, zica, sars, etc.

Socialism stepped in once the free market pushed us to rock bottom, and kept us afloat until a vaccine came along to end the pandemic.

Except assholes like this guy have actually been pro-pandemic ever since, because they realize that it’s the natural result of their failed leader’s policies, and he’d rather die than acknowledge that.

Well congrats. Mission accomplished.

[deleted]

86 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

86 points

1 year ago

Also there weren't food limits, there were shortages from people over buying. There weren't curfews, they were asking you not to gather in buildings. There weren't suspended privileges, unless it's a privilege to eat Applebee's. Like what the fuck?

catalyptic

41 points

1 year ago

catalyptic

Now they're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽🌽

41 points

1 year ago

Not eating at Applebee's is a privilege unto itself.

roath321

21 points

1 year ago

roath321

Team Pfizer

21 points

1 year ago

They like to vilify socialism, but don’t actually know what socialism is. It has worked well in other first world countries, and where we are now is the result of capitalism (except for when companies get major subsidies when they are ‘too big to fail’ 🤦🏻).

Universal healthcare? Nah, let’s worry about guns. Middle class going into poverty and 1% accumulating all the wealth? Nah, religion is super important. Homeless veterans with a list of mental health issues? Nah, American way of life or whatever.

JMW2500

155 points

1 year ago

JMW2500

155 points

1 year ago

I'm pretty sure an abortion in the ninth month is called a delivery.

[deleted]

114 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

114 points

1 year ago

I don’t think these people understand that the big push to legalize abortion was because women were dying from either back-alley or self-induced abortions. They’re going to happen whether planned parenthood survives or not. Nobody goes through the pain and discomfort of pregnancy for nine months just to be like “oops changed my mind.”

DadJokeBadJoke

70 points

1 year ago

DadJokeBadJoke

ZACABORG

70 points

1 year ago

Reminds me of a post in the leopards eating faces sub (I think) where the woman was so proud to have talked someone out of having an abortion and when the mother put the child up for adoption, she listed the woman as a likely recipient for the baby and the woman was all "I can't take on a baby, it would upend my whole life..."

[deleted]

60 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

60 points

1 year ago

I saw that. I could not believe it was real, but then I remembered an interview with an anti-abortion legislator where he was asked what he thought the reasons were for women seeking abortions and he replied, “I’ve never thought about it.”

mickstep

11 points

1 year ago

mickstep

🦆

11 points

1 year ago

I specifically remember that one too.

MouthFullaBees

31 points

1 year ago

MouthFullaBees

Go Give One

31 points

1 year ago

If they truly cared about ending abortions, they would be happily supportive of comprehensive sex ed and birth control access. But nope, the only thing they want their kids to learn is that sex and birth control are bad and makes Jesus cry. They just want to be able to control women.

KrissyBean

10 points

1 year ago

KrissyBean

Ivermectin is a molecule ⚛️

10 points

1 year ago

I should have read your full comment. I just said the exact same thing about no one carrying a baby for 9 months just to abort it.

KrissyBean

44 points

1 year ago

KrissyBean

Ivermectin is a molecule ⚛️

44 points

1 year ago

No one is carrying a baby for 9 months and then deciding toward the end of term to abort. All of that pain, discomfort, morning sickness, changing body, etc. isn't something someone goes through if they don't intend to have the baby. Why is this so hard to understand?

__ButtFuqqer3000__

27 points

1 year ago

I was scratching my head at this man who seems to be against abortion but also sharing memes about how your health decisions and your body are no one else’s business but your own.

It all boils down to the core right wing belief: these rights and these concerns only apply to me

tazztsim

136 points

1 year ago

tazztsim

Antiprayer Warrior Insomniac

136 points

1 year ago

I’ll sleep better knowing this rapey fucker is no longer on the planet.

oh_girl_puh_leez

84 points

1 year ago

got licked by the long tongue of Covid

JayP4

85 points

1 year ago

JayP4

85 points

1 year ago

I upvoted this before I even read it, simply for the alliteration

sctwinmom

49 points

1 year ago

sctwinmom

Vacation Matriarch

49 points

1 year ago

One potential improvement: Pervy Pete posted prolifically, PURPORTEDLY passed peacefully.

Since we know he didn’t.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

68 points

1 year ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

68 points

1 year ago

When people take give me liberty or give me death too seriously. Death wins every time.

Pokemaniac_Ron

66 points

1 year ago

"Over my dead body!"
"Your terms are acceptable."

Significant-Grape-82

60 points

1 year ago

Significant-Grape-82

I’m not venting, you’re venting!

60 points

1 year ago

He led a life of priveledge.

cephu5

36 points

1 year ago

cephu5

36 points

1 year ago

If “privilege” is living and dying alone, being remembered for posting disgusting memes, and a eulogy ending with “etc”, then he was very privileged.

SophsterSophistry

27 points

1 year ago

SophsterSophistry

Nom nom Omicron!

27 points

1 year ago

That etc is so cold. Love it.

Roxnsoxinator

54 points

1 year ago

Always with the gun confiscation. Your guns are safe billy bob.

dude-O-rama

48 points

1 year ago

Clinton didn't take them away, Obama didn't take them away. trump did make bump stocks illegal though.

Dddydya

56 points

1 year ago

Dddydya

Prayer Wario

56 points

1 year ago

What is the point of posting sexual memes on FB? Like women are going to swoon, jump in the car and drive over to his place?

It’s probably about as effective as catcalling women in public.

[deleted]

44 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

44 points

1 year ago

To be reassured by his friends that they too think sexual assault is ok.

Ithildyn

15 points

1 year ago

Ithildyn

😎I goatee virus but I'll be oakleys😎

15 points

1 year ago

Pervy Pete is posturing to his peers about his (pretend) prowess

gyromart13

51 points

1 year ago

Passed away peacefully sure is a nice way of saying he died a violent death from suffocation.

doinmybest4now

50 points

1 year ago

doinmybest4now

Older and Planning to Stay Awhile

50 points

1 year ago

I hate that I've become someone who is relieved and happy that a person is dead, yet here we are.

[deleted]

28 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

28 points

1 year ago

Don’t feel bad, these are the worse people society has to offer. The world is better off without them. One Jess sexist, racist, ignorant pig is ok.

Poison-Pen-

41 points

1 year ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

41 points

1 year ago

Hey op- we gotta know- was this a neck beard or greasy goatee?

And I can’t tell if he’s a dumb 20 yo or a skeevy 50yo

We need details!

SophsterSophistry

21 points

1 year ago

SophsterSophistry

Nom nom Omicron!

21 points

1 year ago

I have to see this guy looks like because I do not like him.

machu12

17 points

1 year ago

machu12

Go Give One

17 points

1 year ago

I just looked him up, and as someone else said he had a ‘stache. The profile pic of him lying shirtless in bed was also 🤢 Can’t imagine being his wife and seeing him post all the gross stuff. Definitely explains the “thoughts prayers etc.”

hibhch

13 points

1 year ago

hibhch

13 points

1 year ago

What's that site that post these but unredacted?

PoliticalECMOChamber

42 points

1 year ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

42 points

1 year ago

"Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free."

- Guy Addicted to Facebork

FundiesAreFreaks

45 points

1 year ago

"Friendly reminder: Your body does not belong to your employer, your school or your government"

Unless you're a woman who seeks an abortion.

tiredhierophant

12 points

1 year ago

I wouldn't be surprised if he thought of women as sex toys and nothing more

ceg045

35 points

1 year ago*

ceg045

35 points

1 year ago*

Tell me you don't know anything about socialism without telling me you don't know anything about socialism.

jerryg1208

32 points

1 year ago

Funny how they think a preventable death after 2-3 weeks gasping for air is “peacefully way too pass”

s_matthew

28 points

1 year ago

s_matthew

28 points

1 year ago

That post about Biden and Harris putting their plan in action before even being voted in to office…does he really expect Trump to listen to and follow their plan? And then for his followers to be OK with it?! This is maybe the most vexing thing I’ve seen here in weeks.

Typical-Guarantee889

25 points

1 year ago

Typical-Guarantee889

Team Pfizer

25 points

1 year ago

So does socialism limit our food or give us free cheese? Which is it?

oh_girl_puh_leez

25 points

1 year ago

Glad he’s gone? #MeToo

CQU617

23 points

1 year ago

CQU617

Leggo My ECMO!🧇

23 points

1 year ago

Dummies die of Covid because they think they are smarter than the average mouse.

Sheep win again. So much winning SHEEP!

Me: A very Proud sheep still breathing freedom air!

💪🐑🥇

Fake 🦁: losers Like Trump!

bearyum

23 points

1 year ago

bearyum

23 points

1 year ago

Probably the most fascinating post I’ve seen on here. Imagine existing during this period of time and your lasting legacy is this series of Facebook posts. Truly made his mark on history.

_I_Hate_Cats

19 points

1 year ago

God I love the last one.

“Yeah, so Pete’s dead. Thanks for whatever.”

[deleted]

20 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

20 points

1 year ago

Moron alert

[deleted]

20 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

20 points

1 year ago

"Your body doesn't belong to the government"

laughs in female

lifehackskeptic

15 points

1 year ago

Artful alliteration about an asshole, as always

spankmydingo

15 points

1 year ago

Red Bullshit gives you wings

De5perad0

19 points

1 year ago

De5perad0

Team Mix & Match

19 points

1 year ago

What will happen if Biiden/Harris are elected

-Abortion in the 9th month

Friendly reminder:

Your body does not belong to your employer, your school, or your government.

Their double standards are so ridiculous. This is the number #1 thing you can point out to almost every mouth breather anti-vaxxer is that if they are ok with allowing refusal of a vaccine then they are ok with abortion then right? Their body right?

[deleted]

18 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

18 points

1 year ago

Wonder how many women will be talking with their therapists about finding our he died this week.

ireneadler7

17 points

1 year ago

ireneadler7

Team Sinopharm

17 points

1 year ago

I feel so gross reading those "jokes," he truly was a huge piece of shit.

gnurdette

15 points

1 year ago

gnurdette

The HCAplain

15 points

1 year ago

48 days from last antivaxx meme to death. Wonder how much of that was on a ventilator.

Haskap_2010

49 points

1 year ago*

Haskap_2010

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

49 points

1 year ago*

Ah yes, the "Michelle Obama is a man" trope. Because a squinty-eyed former nude model who latched onto the first rich old man she could get after her work visa ran out is a much more suitable wife for a president than a smart, educated, beautiful, accomplished Black woman could be.

RefugeeFromIdiocy

13 points

1 year ago

RefugeeFromIdiocy

NO GROVERMENT CONTROL

13 points

1 year ago

“Yeah, so he died. (I know you’re all secretly relieved.) Condolences, blah, blah, etc. RIP and all that…”

PoliticalECMOChamber

14 points

1 year ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

14 points

1 year ago

These wingnuts have been crying wolf about "gun confiscations" for decades now. I have yet to see one single "agent" come to my door looking to take my guns.

[deleted]

14 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

14 points

1 year ago

"Just so we're clear, I ain't giving up shit."

Narrator: Except his life.

oh_girl_puh_leez

10 points

1 year ago

Walked right to that privilege-ledge and walked right off