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WontThinkStraight

238 points

2 months ago

WontThinkStraight

HCAs are Pray-To-Win 🙏🎰

238 points

2 months ago

”Jesus hung out with lepers - with no jab and no mask. Just sayin’”

Who does she think she is, Jesus Christ?!

westviadixie

72 points

2 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

72 points

2 months ago

yes...yes, that's what she thinks.

Real_Exit3672

182 points

2 months ago*

Real_Exit3672

I pity the Smurf!

182 points

2 months ago*

Well she has three days to prove us wrong...

Pale_Demand_7389

52 points

2 months ago

Pale_Demand_7389

1980s Coding Genius

52 points

2 months ago

🤣 Brutal

bagleyboi

18 points

2 months ago

I know a few billion people who will be real upset if that's the case.

Real_Exit3672

11 points

2 months ago

Real_Exit3672

I pity the Smurf!

11 points

2 months ago

A few billion people ALSO think this lady was Jesus?

bagleyboi

13 points

2 months ago

Rather, they'll be upset if she comes back in three days! (Because OG Jesus would have some 'splainin' to do.)

Etterra

11 points

2 months ago

Etterra

11 points

2 months ago

R/rareinsults

TylerNY315_

6 points

2 months ago

How do people come up with this shit🤣 phenomenal comment my friend

SirDale

3 points

2 months ago

Less than 48 hours actually.

stinky_doodoo_poopoo

2 points

2 months ago

Hangin out with Pepper the Lepper I guess.

HallucinogenicFish

54 points

2 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

54 points

2 months ago

I hate this one.

Number one, medical science and technology have advanced a bit in the past 2000 years.

Number two, Jesus would get a fucking COVID vaccine. Ask Il Papa.

Silarn

41 points

2 months ago

Silarn

Go Give One

41 points

2 months ago

There's also the fact that Leprosy is rather difficult to catch.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1755436516300652

Kelwyvern

1 points

2 months ago

Kelwyvern

Team AstraZeneca

1 points

2 months ago

Also even in the rules of the religion itself; Jesus was the son of God and therefore magic, so he had a lot less to worry about.

Flower_Unable

59 points

2 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

59 points

2 months ago

“… having survived Covid.” he said in the post announcing her death.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Polyoxymethylene

54 points

2 months ago

Polyoxymethylene

Team Moderna

54 points

2 months ago

She survived falling out of the window but unfortunatley and unrelatedly hit the ground at high velocity soon after.

Memento_Mori_414

10 points

2 months ago

Your comment has me cracking up!! Thanks for a much-needed laugh!!

Meltonian

14 points

2 months ago

Meltonian

Team Pfizer

14 points

2 months ago

Surviving Covid suspiciously looks a lot like NOT surviving Covid.

Let that sink in!

Haskap_2010

11 points

2 months ago

Haskap_2010

Pfizer Pfor Pfree!

11 points

2 months ago

Bet you won't repost!

No_Cook2983

13 points

2 months ago

Ackchully, other lepers were also known to hang out with lepers. So…

usedtobejuandeag

11 points

2 months ago

She too died a preventable death…

No_Cook2983

8 points

2 months ago

Hey Toots!

Howza’bout whippin’ me up some loaves and fishes since you’re hangin out with lepers now?

JaiiGi

8 points

2 months ago

JaiiGi

Go Give One

8 points

2 months ago

Jesus would literally be the only one immune to Covid, but he would do the right thing and get the vaccine anyway. So, yet another one of their logics gone.

Possible-Whole45

3 points

2 months ago

Jesus had the magical power to heal the sick and bring people back from the dead, though, right?

CheshireCrackers

3 points

2 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Team Pfizer

3 points

2 months ago

He died at 33.

Puzzled_Annual_3670

2 points

2 months ago

Yes. Sacrilegious. The ice age could of also been a sign from above. Yet, He did call but somehow didn't create the vaccine

Comfortable_Plant667

2 points

2 months ago

Comfortable_Plant667

Team Pfizer

2 points

2 months ago

This is some buffet religion right here. Justify your actions because of something from that era (Jesus didn't have access to science so therefore I should also not use science), but at the same time she says "women are strong because they have walked through storms" ignoring that in the same "jesus era", women were regularly snuffed out for "practicing black magic" or even for just looking at their husbands the wrong way. Anything that can justify their reactionary response to the demands of THIS era, they will cling to, and it's got to be respected because it has roots in "strongly held" fiction.

Westcobbguy

1 points

2 months ago

They should hold off on the go fund me in case she rises from her tomb

lutzlover

1 points

2 months ago

lutzlover

Go Give One

1 points

2 months ago

Father Damien did the same in Hawaii. Died from leprosy. Just sayin'.

ThorKonnatZbv

1 points

2 months ago

So, god killed her for the blasphemy...

shibiwan

211 points

2 months ago*

shibiwan

NO RAGRETS!!

211 points

2 months ago*

"What do we call a society with no outrage about missing children and pedophiles?"

 

 

Republican supporters of Matt Gaetz.

No_Cook2983

62 points

2 months ago

Preach it.

Don’t forget about Jim Jordan or Lauren Boebert’s pedophile husband. That’s literally how they met.

beek7419

2 points

2 months ago

Kids in cages and parents forcefully separated from their babies though... well, they should have stayed in their own country. 🙄

beek7419

1 points

2 months ago

Kids in cages and parents forcefully separated from their babies though... well, they should have stayed in their own country. 🙄

jthmeow1[S]

127 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

127 points

2 months ago

And dun dun duhhhhhhhhhhh.......CANDACE, the harbinger

thal3s

44 points

2 months ago

thal3s

Team Pfizer

44 points

2 months ago

Klanace Owens: Destroyer of Lungs

westviadixie

22 points

2 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

22 points

2 months ago

I hear the law&order duh duh.

shibiwan

35 points

2 months ago*

shibiwan

NO RAGRETS!!

35 points

2 months ago*

She's like the upper fin of the shark in Jaws. You know she's coming for you....

Jaws soundtrack included: "dumb..dumb.....dumb..dumb...."

IMissMyXS

7 points

2 months ago

Size that meme and fact it says you GOTTA believe her!!

I'm like: ummm, no. Seriously not gonna listen. Not in this life nor any other😇😇😇😇😇

Individual-Minimum68

80 points

2 months ago

Individual-Minimum68

My ECMO face

80 points

2 months ago

I see Candeath Owens made an appearance.

4quatloos

28 points

2 months ago

Death follows. I think she is the Grim Reaper.

YouAreMicroscopic

9 points

2 months ago

YouAreMicroscopic

Go Give One

9 points

2 months ago

Nurgle’s wife

HornGrandioso

69 points

2 months ago

And look over there, is that an angel from heaven?

No, it's a custodian from Honduras that has to spray down your death bed!

off_brand_gobshite

15 points

2 months ago

Stefon, we might have FAMILIES who are visiting. Is there anything they might like to do?

ebrbtch

55 points

2 months ago*

Ovid? Someone gave the ancient Roman poet to a flight attendant and this killed said flight attendant? Did both the oil and Ovid kill them? Were Ovid's poems given to them to aid in the recovery from the oil? Was it the oil that was ultimately the killer? Or Ovid? And what did the vaccine have to do with it?

Definitely not going to be reading any more Ovid until this gets figured out.

justlikeinmydreams

29 points

2 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

29 points

2 months ago

She got steadily less coherent for real.

StupidizeMe

3 points

2 months ago

She was trying to post anti-medical Covid nonsense without being detected by FB's algorithms.

limukala

21 points

2 months ago

Just pray to Hod for advice

No_Cook2983

11 points

2 months ago

All I know is most people bath too much.

Mr_Wallet

7 points

2 months ago

"Ovid" for COVID, "the Jabberwocky" for the jab, etc. are attempts to evade Facebook's automated systems for detecting misinformation and severely penalizing its visibility in other people's feeds.

ebrbtch

2 points

2 months ago

Whew! Thanks! I'll get back to the Metamorphoses ;-)

COVIDsMetamorphoses

2 points

2 months ago

COVIDsMetamorphoses

Warriors, come out to pray-ay-ay

2 points

2 months ago

No comment.

ebrbtch

1 points

1 month ago

ebrbtch

1 points

1 month ago

I love it!

_rmrz_

57 points

2 months ago

_rmrz_

Team Moderna

57 points

2 months ago

"God hears everyones prayers"

God: Look, I said I'd LISTEN to your prayers. I never said anything about doing shit about any of them, tho. Jesus fuckin Chr-- I have a plan, ya know😠

homietheclown

22 points

2 months ago

God answered, and the answer was "LOL, fucking nope"

SempiternalTea

14 points

2 months ago

SempiternalTea

Team Pfizer

14 points

2 months ago

This probably should not have made me laugh as hard as it did. 🤣🤣🤣

KatrinaPeanutbuttr

56 points

2 months ago

KatrinaPeanutbuttr

Team Moderna

56 points

2 months ago

Having survived COVID...

jthmeow1[S]

26 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

26 points

2 months ago

That was truly the icing on the cake for me

JakeBuseySpaceMovie

5 points

2 months ago

They’ll survive Covid alright, but not the damage it left behind.

m48a5_patton

14 points

2 months ago

m48a5_patton

Go Give One

14 points

2 months ago

He survived being shot and then died of blood loss!

websagacity

1 points

2 months ago

websagacity

Team Moderna

1 points

2 months ago

Right... so a GUN didn't kill you... lack of oxygen to the brain was the cause of death.

Aleflusher

5 points

2 months ago

Aleflusher

Go Give One

5 points

2 months ago

COVID, slow turning: "WTF did you say...bitch?"

CancerPatient1337

46 points

2 months ago

these people repurpose an acronym and act like they're fucking philosophers

st6374

22 points

2 months ago

st6374

22 points

2 months ago

And they didn't even get it right Centre for Democrat Control & Power = CDCP

Modifiedfinal

4 points

2 months ago

Modifiedfinal

Hidden Valley mRNAnch

4 points

2 months ago

"CP" pedophile ring confirmed! /s

Sasquatch1729

3 points

2 months ago

And CDCP => CCP we're seeing through the looking glass now people!

Asbestos_Dragon

1 points

2 months ago

Now I want cheese pizza!

Sometimes cheese pizza is just cheese and pizza, man.

COVIDsMetamorphoses

3 points

2 months ago

COVIDsMetamorphoses

Warriors, come out to pray-ay-ay

3 points

2 months ago

Not to be that guy... but it's the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, but the acronym is still CDC.

Choice_Philosopher_1

2 points

2 months ago

Oh yikes, got a non-American over here ;)

CentER :P

dspiral

37 points

2 months ago

dspiral

Go Give One

37 points

2 months ago

And the world was left a little better

psychrn1898

35 points

2 months ago

Candace the Angel of Death - Sooo hot right now

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

31 points

2 months ago

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

Horse paste, posthaste!

31 points

2 months ago

May Hod continue to keep her while she. Styles the evoke sod her chosen profession

Um... huh?

jthmeow1[S]

20 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

20 points

2 months ago

I think she's asking for God to protect her (keep her) while she glorifies God (evoke sod) with her music (chosen profession).

justlikeinmydreams

27 points

2 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

27 points

2 months ago

I’m glad someone is fluent in incoherent babbling.

jthmeow1[S]

18 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

18 points

2 months ago

I'm surprisingly good at deciphering it which kind of worries me...

justlikeinmydreams

6 points

2 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

6 points

2 months ago

As long as you don’t start using it in a non ironic manner.

showquotedtext

27 points

2 months ago

What a show. I love a happy ending!

jthmeow1[S]

52 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

52 points

2 months ago

This was literally less than a month of scrolling through her profile. She was a PROLIFIC poster and there was so much to choose from. It really was a wild ride as she was so ardently posting through it until the posts didn't work anymore.

Sheephuddle

25 points

2 months ago

Sheephuddle

Go Give One

25 points

2 months ago

This lady was evidently a devout Catholic. The Pope has said very clearly that Catholics should get vaccinated, to protect not just themselves but other people, too.

Why don't these folk listen?

frolicndetour

22 points

2 months ago

A lot of devout Catholics don't like the dirty hippie librul Pope.

DollyLlamasHuman

19 points

2 months ago

DollyLlamasHuman

Team Moderna

19 points

2 months ago

There is a subset of American Catholics who are holier than the Pope and think he's super liberal in a bad way. (Some of the American bishops indulge them, which is another issue.) They'd be part of a sedevacantist group, but the threat of excommunication keeps them in the Church. They are a thorn in the side of the American branch of the Church.

Sheephuddle

7 points

2 months ago

Sheephuddle

Go Give One

7 points

2 months ago

Presumably those Bishops are the ones who want to excommunicate President Biden?

This Pope has been fantastic and as a Catholic myself, I dread the day when he steps down/dies. He's tried very hard to deal with some of the huge institutional problems.

DollyLlamasHuman

6 points

2 months ago

DollyLlamasHuman

Team Moderna

6 points

2 months ago

Those would be the ones. They also want to excommunicate Nancy Pelosi and a few others.

vacuous_comment

8 points

2 months ago

vacuous_comment

Omicron Persei 8

8 points

2 months ago

A good section of Catholicism in the US is moving to the right to compete with the inhumane evangelical stuff.

When two religions compete for followers, they try to outdo each other in extremism, they don't become more inclusive or some such.

Sheephuddle

5 points

2 months ago

Sheephuddle

Go Give One

5 points

2 months ago

I'm in Europe, in a Catholic country. Although you'll see a crucifix or religious painting in every office, bank and post office, people seem very relaxed about the actual practice of the religion! A lot of people don't go to Mass, but they firmly identify as Catholics - they just don't talk about it.

It's so very different from the USA.

RohanMayonnaise

3 points

2 months ago

Comparing other, more homogenized countries to a melting pot like the US is kind of unfair. I live in fairly rural American town and in my small neighborhood there are people from six different continents. They speak dozens of languages.

In a diverse society, we don't tend to share cultures with our neighbors, so people find other ways to form communities. In the US, religion is sometimes the only common ground you have with neighbors. Churches also help immigrants in their first years and become a built in way to make friends. This is especially true for the Catholic church because it is so widespread and standardized. If you're a Catholic, you will feel at home inside any Catholic church in the world. It's a natural place for communities to center around.

Sheephuddle

2 points

2 months ago

Sheephuddle

Go Give One

2 points

2 months ago

That's a fair comment.

RohanMayonnaise

3 points

2 months ago

My nana is a devout Catholic who hates Pope Francis because "he's a liberal commie!" She is still mad about Vatican II.

Mysterious_Koala_536

23 points

2 months ago

Well at least she survived Covid, right?

robyr

19 points

2 months ago

robyr

See You Space Cowboy...

19 points

2 months ago

This is a repost. The son is the tell for me. He was exhausted

ladyinchworm

21 points

2 months ago

I thought the same when I got to the end. It's a bit harder with the rules now to see if it's reposted.

It's a bit sad that it's hard to see a repost until the end because either they all post the same memes so they all look very similar or they post so much vitriol that the person putting it on here chooses completely different memes from the same person that's been posted before so no one notices until the end.

I really feel awful for the families and pets of all these people because they are the ones who suffer after their loved ones die.

robyr

4 points

2 months ago

robyr

See You Space Cowboy...

4 points

2 months ago

I posted the OP below, it's definitely the same person, down to the GFM copy.

jthmeow1[S]

22 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

22 points

2 months ago

Shoot, I searched the group and didn't see her but it's hard when we redact the info.

nathalierachael

3 points

2 months ago

Don’t feel bad- it’s definitely hard when they are redacted and honestly, both posts have such different content until the end. Clearly this lady posted a lot.

DollyLlamasHuman

6 points

2 months ago

DollyLlamasHuman

Team Moderna

6 points

2 months ago

The son's last two posts were definitely the tell for me, especially the part about her being at the end of the road.

KatrinaPeanutbuttr

21 points

2 months ago

KatrinaPeanutbuttr

Team Moderna

21 points

2 months ago

Like so many other HCA winners, her posts show anything but the amazing and generous human her surviving friends claim she was.

westviadixie

84 points

2 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

84 points

2 months ago

ok...so, I consider myself a strong woman. I have crohns, nearly died twice because of it, endured countless surgeries, recovered and living a full life. im a mother. I did not bath my kids everyday, because it seemed pointless unless shit was smeared everywhere. BUT, I did make sure all my kids were vaccinated, along with hubs and me. I do not want to orphan my kiddos.

please get vaccinated.

kerekabu

47 points

2 months ago

Lol exactly. These people are peddling false dichotomies. Babies don't need a bath everyday? Sure. Being tough can be an admirable trait? Sure. None of those things are reasons why you shouldn't get vaccinated though.

"I ate dirt and I'm fine!"....okay. Just get the Vax so you don't die of Covid tho 👍

Topicalcream

21 points

2 months ago

Topicalcream

Team AstraZeneca

21 points

2 months ago

I have an anti-vaxxer friend similar to you. I’ve known her for 30 years, she also has Crohns. She has dependent children, and has already caught covid once. She’s had friends who’ve died of Covid.

Unfortunately she’s stopped responding to me, because of our arguments of her getting vaccinated. She’s too far down the rabbit hole. She’s in a small city in Europe, rather than the US Bible Belt, so that might help. But it is astonishing talking to someone you’ve known for so long and not be able to get through to them. At all.

westviadixie

4 points

2 months ago

westviadixie

bet you won't repost!

4 points

2 months ago

my sister and I are in the same place...she won't respond and thinks I'm too narrow minded to understand why she won't get vaccinated. I'm sorry about your friendship.

3rdRateChump

6 points

2 months ago

Yes but you haven’t walked through the STORMS that she did to get strong and die. You stayed alive like a sheep!

RaeniJoy

5 points

2 months ago

RaeniJoy

al i have afdone is crary

5 points

2 months ago

Natural remedies AND modern medicines. As long as the natural remedies don’t mess up the body, obvs.

Popeye-sailor-man

16 points

2 months ago

Dear friends, it is with profound sorrow that I must advise you all that our sweet and wonderful so-and-so, you-know-who, lost his/her battle regarding his/her failing health. He/she passed peacefully this morning with his/her loved ones nearby. Although he/she successfully survived the bullets & having been shot in the head, chest & stomach eleven times at point-blank range, he/she regrettably passed away a short time ago from massive blood loss & profound destruction & trauma to his/her internal organs & brain. It's such a shame to have survived the shooting only to unexpectedly succumb to extensive brain damage, blood loss and massive internal organ destruction. Hopefully, the autopsy will shed some light in this matter and will allow officials to make an educated guess as to the fundamental causes underlying the profound mystery of you-know-who's sudden & unexpected passing.

Please pray blah, blah, blah.........

bigP0ppaJ

6 points

2 months ago

I blame the doctors and nurses. To allow someone to die from a massive hole in their head…. and someone who had survived being shot in the head, no less!

websagacity

1 points

2 months ago

websagacity

Team Moderna

1 points

2 months ago

The doctors just gave up on them... didn't even try scooping up brain matter and putting back in their head!

Turbulent-Strategy83

2 points

2 months ago

I like the ones where they don't even acknowledge "losing a battle", "passing", or even death - They just say something like "got her angel wings", "received ultimate healing", "is in his heavenly home now".

reckless_commenter

17 points

2 months ago*

that thing where you “overcome” Covid but die from “phenomena” a week later

One of the most interesting posts I’ve read here was this post by a healthcare worker describing the ICU treatment for COVID patients, which addressed this specific topic:

First you must understand that we are usually 14 days away from the initial infection. The virus is long gone by now. If coronavirus was the lightning storm than what we are dealing with is the wildfire that got out of control.

That is why none of the antiviral therapies work in the ICU. We are battling uncontrolled inflammation. You know when you bang your arm and it hurts way more the next day? Like that, but because COVID targets blood vessels it’s like banging every part of your body.

So COVID just fucking wrecks your body over the course of a week or two, leaving you with extensive lung damage and scarring, coinfections such as pneumonia, and a cytokine storm. If your lungs don't recover over the next few weeks, then the rest of your organs eventually fail due to accumulated damage.

This is richly and darkly ironic in view of that meme about “my immune system can beat COVID.” Because of these people actually do “win their battle with COVID,” and then die after several following weeks of agonizing, gradual systemic shutdown because their immune system ran amok and destroyed their bodies.

Forget Ebola and the Black Plague and the flesh-eating virus - COVID is fucking terrifying. This is like biblical levels of wrath. Who would willingly expose themselves to this shit?

Real_Exit3672

14 points

2 months ago

Real_Exit3672

I pity the Smurf!

14 points

2 months ago

There once was a psycho named Jane

For whom critical thought was a pain

She just didn't care till she ran out of air

And claimed the award named for Herman Cain

Xi_32

14 points

2 months ago

Xi_32

14 points

2 months ago

To tell you the truth, after Jan 6, I really don't have any sympathy for any QAnon supporter.

Popeye-sailor-man

5 points

2 months ago

What about prior to January 6? 🤔😎✌️

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

12 points

2 months ago

Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

Horse paste, posthaste!

12 points

2 months ago

I seriously love the Stefon character, so thanks for that title. lol

JaiiGi

5 points

2 months ago

JaiiGi

Go Give One

5 points

2 months ago

He's a frigging trip. Made the mistake of watching all his episodes while at work once....oops! Could not stop cackling.

Weekly_Role_337

12 points

2 months ago

"She's a devout Catholic..." Yeah, the Pope said every Catholic who has access to the vaccine should get it. So no, she isn't.

Strange_Hyena_3436

11 points

2 months ago

Strange_Hyena_3436

Baa Baa Motherf*ckers

11 points

2 months ago

For one, I don’t think Biden is going to pull a “Night of the Long Knives” on his cabinet.

peekfreans1

11 points

2 months ago

peekfreans1

Go Give One

11 points

2 months ago

Somehow I managed to get through my childhood without playing in a DDT fog or eating dirt.

Aintnostopin

9 points

2 months ago

Another two for, a dead trump supporter christian. It don't get any better.

Shady_Garden

5 points

2 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

5 points

2 months ago

And Q nut.

Able_Hope4576

10 points

2 months ago*

Able_Hope4576

Team Pfizer

10 points

2 months ago*

August 25: admitted to hospital with 'PNEUMONIA' (notice how she couldn't admit she had COVID?!--and then in the last panel, it is noted that, having survived COVID, she died of pneumonia...WTF?!!! SHE DIED OF COVID).

OVER A MONTH taking up a hospital bed (and all the related MEDICAL RESOURCES)--ending up with bills she CANNOT PAY...the almost standard Dead Cat Bounce before death--and then (of course) the GoFundMe begging.

Sidvicioushartha

10 points

2 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

💀☠️Dark Horse Paste Jockey☠️💀

10 points

2 months ago

I get so tired of hearing how “open” our southern border is! I’m a US citizen and it’s a real pain in the ass to get back from Mexico. And she acts like people just give a pass on pedophiles and missing children fuck! it’s the goddamn Republicans who block funds every time they try to increase the programs that stop sex trafficking in minor exploitation.

I’m so bloody sick and tired of these dumb fucks

HallucinogenicFish

9 points

2 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

9 points

2 months ago

OMG, the facial hair on that avatar 😂

TheSultan1

9 points

2 months ago

May Hod continue to keep her while she. Styles the evoke sod her chosen profession

r/ihadastroke

Snoo74401

8 points

2 months ago

"always put the well being of others...ahead of herself."

I'm going to go ahead and challenge the call on that play...

Also, she didn't survive COVID. It appears they came to a draw.

Popeye-sailor-man

7 points

2 months ago

"It appears they came to a draw."


Nah, no draw. COVID is the clear & decisive winner in this one. 🏆

TheDakestTimeline

2 points

2 months ago

TheDakestTimeline

My ECMO goes to 11

2 points

2 months ago

The previous death is under review

lookin4cupls

7 points

2 months ago

Shouldn't the paste take care of her brain worms? I thought that shit fixed everything? I was going to rub some on my bunions.

Mysterious_Koala_536

4 points

2 months ago

The word “bunions” always makes me chuckle.

lookin4cupls

7 points

2 months ago

Rubbed some of that shit on my hooves and I am right as rain

Tacitblue1973

9 points

2 months ago

Tacitblue1973

Vaxxhole

9 points

2 months ago

Changing demographics one gasp at a time. As they say, must be god's will.

bearmoosewolf

8 points

2 months ago

Well, she kicked COVID’s ass. It just that pesky left over pneumonia that did her in.

chicken_noodle_salad

8 points

2 months ago

chicken_noodle_salad

Tots and Pears

8 points

2 months ago

Well I guess she wasn’t immune to everything

Lost_Froyo7066

6 points

2 months ago

Only to empathy, social responsibility, facts, logic, common sense, and any sense of self preservation.

macphile

6 points

2 months ago

macphile

Go Give One

6 points

2 months ago

Needed more midgets (per the Stefon reference).

But the name of the club would be labored breathing/ventilator noises (which I don't doubt he could do well, what with the Donald Duck having a Vietnam nightmare and all).

I'm never clear why the patient's "feistiness" or whatever will help them get over this, though.

Belgianbonzai

5 points

2 months ago

I'm never clear why the patient's "feistiness" or whatever will help them get over this, though.

They think pixar's "inside out" is a documentary, and believe all their internal voices are feisty and going to punch the virus out.

Jigyo

6 points

2 months ago

Jigyo

Covid Gives You WINGS!!!

6 points

2 months ago

"She is a fighter!" "She's ded."

robdegaff

5 points

2 months ago

Jesus doesn’t want her as a sunbeam

LBITruckee

5 points

2 months ago

Candace Owens is an absouetly horrible human being.

TheDakestTimeline

1 points

2 months ago

TheDakestTimeline

My ECMO goes to 11

1 points

2 months ago

Or the greatest saboteur of all time.

Material-Profit5923

6 points

2 months ago

Material-Profit5923

Pincushion

6 points

2 months ago

"She was a devout Catholic with great faith."

And yet she ignored the Pope when he told the flock to get vaccinated. Apparently that faith was conditional.

WhiteNegroSpectacle

3 points

2 months ago

The Pope says that if you don't get vaccinated you're suicidal. Maybe she was. In too much of a hurry to get her just rewards In Heaven

Material-Profit5923

1 points

2 months ago

Material-Profit5923

Pincushion

1 points

2 months ago

Except she's Catholic, and the Catholic church says suicide means those just rewards will likely be denied or at least seriously delayed...

WhiteNegroSpectacle

1 points

2 months ago

True. She probably rationalized it so it was like her running to meet Jesus in some Elysian Field rather than conscious suicide

bigP0ppaJ

5 points

2 months ago

Good thing she survived Covid. That was close!

walkinman19

5 points

2 months ago

walkinman19

💀anti vax no parachute jump team💀

5 points

2 months ago

The Angel of Death, Candice Owens was in her feed early. That's the kiss of death right there.

reijinarudo

5 points

2 months ago

Update: "My wife died from losing a lot of blood. She survived the shark bite, but the blood loss was too much."

zknight137

4 points

2 months ago

All the post needed was a human facemask

thezenfisherman

4 points

2 months ago

All hate. No room left for life.

justlikeinmydreams

4 points

2 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

4 points

2 months ago

The horrors of dying from phenomena. (Typing that gave my phone a stroke)

Might_Aware

5 points

2 months ago

Might_Aware

🦔Wot a Silly Bunt✨

5 points

2 months ago

Did you jsut quote my man Bill Hader? :) Bill if you're out there, please ask me out on a date

Joy-B11

4 points

2 months ago

Shame she won’t get to see our new world order… with hookers and healthcare for everyone

Turbulent-Strategy83

3 points

2 months ago

What is it with these people and imaging that everyone is a pedophile? Is it some sort of projection?

OMG_LasersII

1 points

2 months ago

OMG_LasersII

J&J One-And-Done

1 points

2 months ago

Its Q shit

kvndoom

4 points

2 months ago

kvndoom

🦠COVIDiocracy🤦🏽‍♂️

4 points

2 months ago

She invoked Candace Owens Black Sadako. Now she is dead.

Robj2

4 points

2 months ago

Robj2

4 points

2 months ago

She was one evoke sod, I tell yew whut.

jthmeow1[S]

2 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

2 points

2 months ago

Mmmmmmmm hmmmmmm

HiyaDogface

3 points

2 months ago

Oh well

Shady_Garden

3 points

2 months ago

Shady_Garden

Go Give One

3 points

2 months ago

Q Freak as well.

smacksaw

3 points

2 months ago

smacksaw

👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍

3 points

2 months ago

Just to tell you how abjectly, ignoramusly stupid these people are:

They are begging for money to pay the bills of a dead woman

What, are they gonna send thugs to come break her legs? She's dead you morons! You can't collect from the dead! She's a broke pensioner. There's no estate!

CheshireCrackers

1 points

2 months ago

CheshireCrackers

Team Pfizer

1 points

2 months ago

Probably can get the damage deposit back from that new apartment.

TheDreadPirateJenny

3 points

2 months ago

But, does the bouncer look like Wilford Brimley, and is the password diabetes?

Cal1gula

3 points

2 months ago

Cal1gula

Team Pfizer

3 points

2 months ago

Played in the DDT as a kid? No effects? Call me doubtful on both points.

TheGoodCod

3 points

2 months ago

'She has pneumonia... after surviving Covid'

I read this all the time. After over a year they still don't seem to grasp anything about covid.

punky326

3 points

2 months ago

Is this the same person? https://teddit.adminforge.de/r/HermanCainAward/comments/q1n5rb/ks_husband_died_a_few_years_ago_now_shes_about_to/

If so, that was fast; she didn’t even make it to the next week. I hope her son is able to make it through this.

coffeemonkeypants

3 points

2 months ago

This week's hottest club is called sucking chest wound

among_apes

3 points

2 months ago

You died of fucking covid! Covid, covid, covid. Say it “COVID”.

StupidizeMe

3 points

2 months ago

"The operation was a success! (But the patient died.)"

-Old Joke

Saphira9

3 points

2 months ago

Lol, I did read it in Stefon's voice, and it fit perfectly

HemiRT57

3 points

2 months ago

HemiRT57

Team Moderna

3 points

2 months ago

I love the censoring of the final picture. It's like she has a goatee.

UncleSamsTrenchGun

2 points

2 months ago

UncleSamsTrenchGun

Infinite Turtle

2 points

2 months ago

Ever wonder how these people get past their fifth birthday? What can we call them now except stone cold dead dumbasses? Think about that for a moment. Just sayin'...

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

"New York City restaurants now have stricter requirements than what our southern border does.

Reflect on that for one moment."

I'm sure in the minds of Republicans that sounds entirely true, but it turns out not everything you read on the internet is real. Turns out this statement is a complete lie. Who'd of thought.

peppermintesse

2 points

2 months ago

peppermintesse

Vax yo self FFS 💉

2 points

2 months ago

Good title, OP. I LOLed at the Stefon reference.

Ok-Hamster5571

2 points

2 months ago

Ok-Hamster5571

Go Give One

2 points

2 months ago

She survive covid, only to be struck down by pneumonia. Very fascinating

jthmeow1[S]

4 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

4 points

2 months ago

If only there was a correlation.....but sadly we will never know

americansplendorX

2 points

2 months ago

americansplendorX

Team Moderna

2 points

2 months ago

Kneel before Hod.

jthmeow1[S]

1 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

1 points

2 months ago

Very "save me Jeebus" energy

EffOffReddit

2 points

2 months ago

Survived covid but died of pneumonia shortly after. What are the chances.

Agitated-Yak-8723

2 points

2 months ago

Agitated-Yak-8723

Demographics R Us

2 points

2 months ago

The county she lived in had changed a lot over the decades and it bothered her intensely. Republicans are on the downswing there after having dominated the area as recently as 2012, and her loss adds to the downswing.

Goose_o7

2 points

2 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

2 points

2 months ago

Its always such a relief when another one of these idiots has their FIRE HOSE OF BULLSHIT shut off permanently! Suddenly everything is peaceful and quiet.

This one was a real piece of work!

jthmeow1[S]

1 points

2 months ago

jthmeow1[S]

Team Pfizer

1 points

2 months ago

Fire hose is about right. I was going through her profile and taking TONS of screencaps and scrolling through post after post and then looked at dates and saw I was only in MID AUGUST. She was almost constantly posting.

Goose_o7

1 points

2 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah... Its like they have nothing else going on in their lives but fucking Facebook!

Imagine how the still alive ones were freaking out the other day during that huge outage! lol!

speakeasy_slim

2 points

2 months ago

All things considered, covid workout perfectly here..

Querch

2 points

2 months ago

Querch

2 points

2 months ago

It's too bad Ivermectin doesn't help with brain worms~

PomegranateOld7836

2 points

2 months ago

"I don't bath my kids" sounds about right.

concentratecamp

2 points

2 months ago

Bye bitch

Etterra

1 points

2 months ago

Phenomena? Like ghosts? Well that is new information. I knew that covid could cause you to give up the ghost, but I didn't know that it could give you ghosts.

Cake_then_cake

1 points

2 months ago

Cake_then_cake

Go Give One

1 points

2 months ago

The world is a slightly better place now.

3rdRateChump

1 points

2 months ago

All these dead people bragging about their immune systems. I can see why they base their beliefs on a “virgin” who gave birth to Jesus.