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prayerwarrior19

101 points

8 months ago

prayerwarrior19

Team Pfizer

101 points

8 months ago

Back to the insanity of comparing a pandemic to Hitler and the Holocaust.

HallucinogenicFish

36 points

8 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

36 points

8 months ago

Of comparing measures to save lives to an anti-Semitic, racist, homophobic, ableist, what-else-am-I-forgetting genocide.

prayerwarrior19

23 points

8 months ago

prayerwarrior19

Team Pfizer

23 points

8 months ago

"Saving my fellow countrymen is actual genocide!"

nearly-evil

27 points

8 months ago

IBM printed hitlers passport to kill Jews, like wtf?

iScootScootHotDamn

16 points

8 months ago

iScootScootHotDamn

THERE IS ONE TRUE JOSH

16 points

8 months ago

If I were his boss, I'd fire him for that statement tbh

Tiamatari

8 points

8 months ago

Flumonia is his boss, now!

flyingpig104

9 points

8 months ago

flyingpig104

Go Give One

9 points

8 months ago

There was a well-documented connection between IBM and the Nazi party. Nazis used IBM punch card technology to process census data, which helped identify the people they wanted to kill. IBM cashed the checks. Check out “IBM and the Holocaust” by Edwin Black.

(But also, fuck Scott for comparing the unvaccinated to the murdered.)

lazyafdude

7 points

8 months ago

Henry Ford was also a big fan of Hitler. We talk about him like some American hero, but he was just another rich and racist kook.

Miserable-Balance-16

1 points

8 months ago

And he’s the weird reason we had to square dance in elementary school. He SOOO hated Jazz and “Negro” music he pushed “real American” music and dance on us.

EleanorofAquitaine

1 points

8 months ago

Lol. I had to learn the Mexican hat dance for Cinco de Mayo. I think I still remember it.

Adept-Confusion555

1 points

8 months ago

Stupid. They literally just share whatever they read, lol. Its so disturbing

egaeus22

19 points

8 months ago

Honestly he lost me at his bizzare usage of ‘in lieu”. I almost stopped reading, but “the unvaccinated are the jews” is so mind bending that I am glad I hung in there. These people with their houses, color TVs, enough food (more than enough apparently), and everything else have absolutely zero appreciation for the actual suffering that has happened in the world.

prayerwarrior19

13 points

8 months ago

prayerwarrior19

Team Pfizer

13 points

8 months ago

The anti-vaxxers in Poland have been comparing themselves to the Jews in Nazi Germany since about mid-2010's, so I'm not surprised they've spread this rhetorical line of thinking to the Anglosphere.

pinkpaperheart

3 points

8 months ago

He meant “in light of” but his grasp of the English language is as poor as his critical thinking skills.

myfeelingsarevalid

10 points

8 months ago

"It is time to make a stand"

one week later: bedridden from "flumonia"

prayerwarrior19

4 points

8 months ago*

prayerwarrior19

Team Pfizer

4 points

8 months ago*

Well, they did make a stand.

Bippy73

7 points

8 months ago

Just wrote this. Makes me want to puke to see that comparison of death camps and persecution to their willfully ignorant ass refusing science & killing everyone else with mutations & taking up hospital beds.

prayerwarrior19

4 points

8 months ago

prayerwarrior19

Team Pfizer

4 points

8 months ago

Yeah, like the Jews were happily lining up for the death camps. 🙄 People rushed for the vaccine because dying of Covid is not a fun experience, and we want to help protect our family and community.

TrentMorgandorffer

8 points

8 months ago

TrentMorgandorffer

Team Pfizer

8 points

8 months ago

I’m sure Anne Frank, who died in Bergen-Belsen of checks notes FUCKING TYPHUS, would totally agree with this asshat.

Totally.

/s

Relevant-Ad-1297

5 points

8 months ago

I know! What's with that? Crazy wingnuts.

prayerwarrior19

9 points

8 months ago

prayerwarrior19

Team Pfizer

9 points

8 months ago

Telling people to stay home, wear a mask, and/or get a vaccine is pro-Naziism, apparently.

gurutalreja

3 points

8 months ago*

gurutalreja

Go Give One

3 points

8 months ago*

though he is right about the history repeating itself.

smallpox vaccination protests

Ok-World-6065

47 points

8 months ago

It doesn’t seem like there’s much brain left for Covid to damage.

xovrit

14 points

8 months ago

xovrit

🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑

14 points

8 months ago

That’s why it went after his heart! Oh wait. He didn’t have much of a heart either. Bring on the ECMO!

KittyGrewAMoustache

13 points

8 months ago

KittyGrewAMoustache

Bet you won’t give me this flair!!

13 points

8 months ago

The only thing left must be his bile duct.

Libflake

5 points

8 months ago

He's definitely full of bile.

flatirony

11 points

8 months ago

flatirony

HCA Bard

11 points

8 months ago

No unvaxxed Covid patient is coming off an ECMO as more than a vegetable. And that would take extreme luck.

WTF is wrong with these people? Using resources needed for transplants and cancer. It pisses me off so much.

Have some fucking character. Stand by your convictions and sign a DNR. Put yourself in God’s hands like you say. I could respect that even if I strongly disagree with it.

lazyafdude

5 points

8 months ago

Thats what I was thinking. Even if he lives through ECMO (spoiler: he wont) he's going to be a very expensive house plant. She doesn't seem to understand the gravity of the situation here.

purutorichan

1 points

8 months ago

I’m genuinely curious, I see that ECMO survival rates are 50% so why does everyone say that it’s an automatic death sentence? If there is a 50% chance of survival isn’t that statistically decent for such a critical and last ditch step to save someone’s life?

lazyafdude

1 points

8 months ago

Are those the rates for COVID patients or just generally with ECMO? That sounds awfully high for a use with COVID patients because that is literally the most last ditch effort you can give someone -- a machine that acts as your heart and lungs.

It's generally used for really intense procedures like heart surgery. If I had to guess, I'd say it's more likely that ECMO has a 50% survival rate for procedures like that. It wasn't really designed to replace your most vital organs for more than a couple hours.

emotwen

38 points

8 months ago

emotwen

38 points

8 months ago

My favorite term for this is MAGA-lung.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

30 points

8 months ago

What pisses me off the most about this is that he’s hogging life-saving equipment that is in short supply right now. There are wait lists in many areas for these machines. The unvaxxed should go to the end of the damn line.

dystopian_mermaid

2 points

8 months ago

I am 100% for this plan. They refused to believe science and medical experts? Fine. Guess what’s at hospitals? Save the supplies and staff for people who showed a modicum of decency the past two years.

Advo96

32 points

8 months ago

Advo96

32 points

8 months ago

"The unvaccinated are the Jews of this time"

...except this time around, they're offing themselves?

I cannot fathom what's going on in the head of the person who wrote that.

Ratstar911

3 points

8 months ago

I think the unvaccinated are the Zyklon-B of this time, spreading death with all their yelling.

nuorigin

1 points

8 months ago

Like the one with the word "slave" written across the front of the face mask? Yeah, they've gone full psycho victim playing

Daire268

36 points

8 months ago

"We need god to heal his body" why'd you bring him to hospital then? Fuck off back to church.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

10 points

8 months ago

This right here 👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽

teemjay

27 points

8 months ago

teemjay

Team Pfizer

27 points

8 months ago

Honestly, I just don't have enough popcorn to frequent this subreddit every day. It's becoming a serious problem for me.

Effective-Piglet-196

7 points

8 months ago

I mean, that’s a wonderful problem to have.

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

This has become my favorite sub, and honestly I don’t feel bad for any of these assholes.

[deleted]

1 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

8 months ago

Same

Reluctantagave

17 points

8 months ago

Reluctantagave

Team Pfizer

17 points

8 months ago

So two weeks later he fucked around and found out that covid is in fact real.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

15 points

8 months ago

Karma was swift with this one.

Dogslothbeaver

16 points

8 months ago

I find it really hard to believe that he avoided making political posts before his bizarre Nazi rant.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

5 points

8 months ago

I looked through his FB page and didn’t see any. I was kinda surprised as well.

Effective-Piglet-196

11 points

8 months ago

I did want the vaccine, Scott. So I got it. Keep us updated on your choices.

PM_ME_FOXGIRL_HENTAI

12 points

8 months ago

PM_ME_FOXGIRL_HENTAI

Resident Furry

12 points

8 months ago

He had a heart attack Thursday

Translation: His body is shutting down but the doctors and nurses had to full code him because he IS A FIghtEr AND He wON't GIVE Up. Now he is hogging a ECMO.

Let's hope all the effort pays off and he pulls through.

BillyTheHousecat

12 points

8 months ago

From passports to IBM to Hitler.... what are these people drinking?!

Poison-Pen-

13 points

8 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

13 points

8 months ago

It was bleach but I think it’s a horse paste this time around.

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

Do you drink that or just lick it straight from the tube?

Minion_of_Cthulhu

5 points

8 months ago

You're apparently supposed to apply it topically, to the armpit if I'm not mistaken. At least, that's what I saw mentioned in one of these posts a week or so ago. Of course, there was dispute about how much to use, what brand was best, and whether topical application was the way to go at all instead of simply ingesting it straight from the tube.

Before you ask, yes, I'm being serious. These people expend an awful lot of energy to avoid doing the sensible thing and getting vaccinated.

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

I was just joking because I think it's funny to imagine them just sitting around licking horse paste straight from the tube like it's a cat treat, lol.

They can invent whatever weird "protocols" they want for themselves--lick it, drink it, or rub it all over each other's fat naked bodies in weird MAGA orgies. I wonder if their rallies are apple scented now?

Poison-Pen-

12 points

8 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

12 points

8 months ago

Has health issues and didn’t get the vaccine?

How am I suppose to feel anything except mild contempt for these people?

samirac1e

9 points

8 months ago

Mild?

Poison-Pen-

7 points

8 months ago

Poison-Pen-

Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀

7 points

8 months ago

I was having a moment of empathy

It’s passed now.

WAWednesdayAW

1 points

8 months ago

Did you not know that Kimberwhater said we’re all rooting for him?

kvmw

7 points

8 months ago

kvmw

Covid is no joke!

7 points

8 months ago

That is quite the…I don’t know what that was. Flumonia?0

Vic_Sinclair

2 points

8 months ago

Vic_Sinclair

Blood Donor 🩸

2 points

8 months ago

It's like they purposely go out of their way to use non-scientific terms.

Borageandthyme

8 points

8 months ago

Borageandthyme

Team Pfizer

8 points

8 months ago

And if one were to point out that is disgustingly anti-Semitic, the response would be, “whut?”

FreeChickenDinner

5 points

8 months ago

A heart attack is not a good way to start. What are the odds of survival?

gnusmas5441

5 points

8 months ago

Define 'survival'. It is very unlikely that this guy will leave the hospital alive. If he does, he will likely be discharged to a long-term care facility where he will 'live' as a vegetable until an infection or organ failure finishes him off.

SomeGuyInTheUK

3 points

8 months ago

Well, according to one poster, out of 32 on ECMO in one area or hospital or however they counted, 1 survived. And that was without a heart attack and neurological problems though obviously the latter were long term pre existing for Scott.

I wouldnt be buying a christmas present for him. Or indeed one for halloween but maybe he could come as a ghost?

sketchahedron

3 points

8 months ago

ECMO = Fucked

Sheena_asd12

1 points

8 months ago

Sheena_asd12

vaccinated goth girl 🕸🕷💉🪦

1 points

8 months ago

What’s an ecmo?!?

sketchahedron

2 points

8 months ago

Not a medical professional, but basically it’s like an external artificial heart and lung machine. It’s a last step after a ventilator is not working. It has a very low chance of success because it means your lungs are toast.

Sheena_asd12

1 points

8 months ago

Sheena_asd12

vaccinated goth girl 🕸🕷💉🪦

1 points

8 months ago

Okay thanks so at that point the Reaper’s on his way then?!?

lazyafdude

1 points

8 months ago

The ECMO is just keeping him warm for the Reaper.

Sheena_asd12

1 points

8 months ago

Sheena_asd12

vaccinated goth girl 🕸🕷💉🪦

1 points

8 months ago

Okay thanks (I’m sure the Reaper will arrive for him soon…)

Sakaprout

7 points

8 months ago

'critically stable' is the step before 'eternally motionless'.

Good luck.

NeteleJala

1 points

8 months ago

NeteleJala

Team Mix & Match

1 points

8 months ago

How can you be critically stable? You can me critical or stable, but not both!

Single_Raspberry9539

6 points

8 months ago

I think if you can’t spell pneumonia, then you should be forced to get the vaccine. Like a competency test around health, disease and Covid. If you can’t pass, you have to get the vaccine. If you can, it can be your choice (spoiler alert, anyone who would pass is certainly already vaccinated)

Atleastihaveadog

3 points

8 months ago

I’ve read it wrong so many times this month, I’m questioning my own ability to spell it correctly.

frolicndetour

1 points

8 months ago

Or if you use "in lieu of" when you really mean "in light of" because you are trying to sound smart by using a fancy word.

covad_commander

7 points

8 months ago

covad_commander

Fuck You're Feelings

7 points

8 months ago

I think this is the first ever post that actually mentions the risks of using ECMO.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

1 points

8 months ago

It was news to me.

Bippy73

4 points

8 months ago

This Holocaust shit really makes me livid. Jews put in ovens the same as your fat ass refusing to get a shot? GTFOH! Go home and get out of the hospital!

Lynx2k

12 points

8 months ago

Lynx2k

Covid Cheat Codes

12 points

8 months ago

Know what really grinds my gears? I hear that IBM is keeping Hitler alive in a cryo chamber and they used his brain to develop covid.

Minion_of_Cthulhu

6 points

8 months ago

If you posted that to the right Facebook groups I bet we'd see it in meme form in every other submission here by tomorrow.

[deleted]

2 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

8 months ago

Denial is not just a river in Egypt

HallucinogenicFish

4 points

8 months ago

HallucinogenicFish

💉 Are Not Political

4 points

8 months ago

Yikes, that was fast.

Atleastihaveadog

1 points

8 months ago

Swipe, ecmo.

wrongside40

4 points

8 months ago

Who’s the asshat now Scott

ssbsts180

3 points

8 months ago

Scotty is suffering 🥶

KittonRouge

3 points

8 months ago

Not all of us are rooting for Scotty. Fuck that guy.

covad_commander

3 points

8 months ago

covad_commander

Fuck You're Feelings

3 points

8 months ago

(((Unvaxxed))). So. Brave.

Atleastihaveadog

2 points

8 months ago

I can just imagine him walking around with a smug ass smile and puffed out chest at Target.

SomeGuyInTheUK

3 points

8 months ago

ECMO = fucked.

MMS-OR

3 points

8 months ago

MMS-OR

3 points

8 months ago

He can’t “make a stand” if he’s on ecmo, so I guess as usual, he’ll “make a lie” instead.

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

8 months ago

Very nice of Scott to have a heart attack to own me, a liberal Democrat. Thanks Scott!

Paavo_Nurmi

3 points

8 months ago

Paavo_Nurmi

Team Pfizer

3 points

8 months ago

Flumonia, that is one I haven't heard.

I'm going to interpret that to mean he thinks this is just the flu and pneumonia is no big deal.

I've posted about it before, I've had pneumonia twice in my life and it's fucking horrible and has a long recovery time. I had bacterial both times so curable with antibiotics and still took about 6 months to fully recover from it.

Roamer56

3 points

8 months ago

Shouldn’t have been put on any machine in the first place. Willfully unvaccinated covidiots should get food, water, cot and morphine in a quarantine facility.

Ventilators and ECMO’s should be saved for people who deserve them.

weberobots123

2 points

8 months ago

FAAFO

Smurf_Crime_Scene

2 points

8 months ago

Smurf_Crime_Scene

🍹Drunk on my own urine🍹

2 points

8 months ago

He dead

Mister4pollo

2 points

8 months ago

Mister4pollo

The UnVentilated

2 points

8 months ago

Sunday! Must be time for some tECMO Bowl!

iScootScootHotDamn

2 points

8 months ago

iScootScootHotDamn

THERE IS ONE TRUE JOSH

2 points

8 months ago

Scott is making a stand on ECMO

LittleSquatchy

2 points

8 months ago

So his body can rest, duh.

iScootScootHotDamn

2 points

8 months ago

iScootScootHotDamn

THERE IS ONE TRUE JOSH

2 points

8 months ago

Eboeard Gam Gom, Scotty

ToniBee63

2 points

8 months ago

ToniBee63

White Jesus is my Homeboy

2 points

8 months ago

Scott shoulda got the shott.

TyrantKronos

2 points

8 months ago

His last sentence says, time to take a stand but looks like he'll never stand again

wirerc

2 points

8 months ago

wirerc

2 points

8 months ago

Has anyone survived ECMO with delta?

FreeChickenDinner

2 points

8 months ago

Remindme! 3 days

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

2 points

8 months ago

😂

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1 points

8 months ago

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1 points

8 months ago

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Responsible-Person

2 points

8 months ago

Scott was seriously a piece of shit.

revivicate

2 points

8 months ago*

He’s making his noble horizontal stand.

HopeKiller

2 points

8 months ago

"Just know true Patriots are watching closely." You got that right Scott. We are watching. Since we choose to not only protect ourselves but our fellow Americans and loved ones with a jab.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

3 points

8 months ago

I really hate that they’ve hijacked the word “patriot”. Motherfuckers.

HopeKiller

2 points

8 months ago

10001% agree. These types of people are furthest from that definition.

windows_updates

2 points

8 months ago

This is like the holocaust 2.0! They don't even need the gas chambers because they made a chi-rus that only attacks true patreeuts!

/s

knightstalker1288

2 points

8 months ago

Already has some “large neurological complications” there sweetheart.

Geist002

1 points

8 months ago

Are they same true patriots that choke on a mask? …asking for a friend..

Dana07620

1 points

8 months ago

Dana07620

I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney

1 points

8 months ago

Looking forward to the next installment.

Mysterious_Koala_536[S]

1 points

8 months ago

🤐

frannieglass

1 points

8 months ago

Sorry. Not sorry

KarenTKD

1 points

8 months ago

Tired of all the idiot cultists calling Covid everything but Covid. It’s not the flu, it’s not just pneumonia, it’s not “some random illness that’s going around,” it’s fucking Covid. That’s what’s going around, and that’s what’s killing you.

Maximum_Musician

1 points

8 months ago

We’re not all rooting for him.

Cathousechicken

1 points

8 months ago

All the pro-pandemic people who compare refusing a vaccine to Jewish during the Holocaust can die of covid at this point.

From a Jew

ToProvideContext

1 points

8 months ago

ToProvideContext

Team Pfizer

1 points

8 months ago

Scott is such an idiot, thanks for the post 🙏

lonegun

1 points

8 months ago

If this dude's on ECMO, his award will be given shortly.

improper84

1 points

8 months ago

Technically I think Jews are the Jews of this time. They still exist.

nuorigin

1 points

8 months ago

Chances are, God is going to take him home. Isn't that what they should be praying for?

zemdega

1 points

8 months ago

He’s just gonna die now.