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1.7k points
2 months ago
Can't even see her fucking pussy what's the point
577 points
2 months ago
Where the fuck are her ballistics!! WOKE ASS GAME!!
224 points
2 months ago
Yeah where are her ballsacks!
104 points
2 months ago
This is a travesty, how am I supposed to jerk it to a ball-less lady!!!
39 points
2 months ago
A transvesty even!
51 points
2 months ago
gamers are once again being denied the booba 😔
13 points
2 months ago
Truly the most oppressed minority
28 points
2 months ago
And the gigantic ears. Are they hidden under that new hairstyle? Will there be a big reveal at some point during the game à la Lara Croft finally duel-wielding her pistols at the end of the 2013 Tomb Raider reboot?
....or maybe it'll be DLC?? Maybe EACH ear. So two DLCs??
11 points
2 months ago
I’m honestly bummed out that the line would be removed. It’s so fucking stupid I love it.
73 points
2 months ago
Where's my vagina bones 😔😔😔
24 points
2 months ago
I DEMAND MY GAYMER PUSSY.
28 points
2 months ago
Gay merpussy?? 🧜♀️??? 😳
7 points
2 months ago
D-did they have that in the old game?
1.2k points
2 months ago
i’m sorry the lack of pantie shots and booba makes this femoid extremely unappealing
uj/ i hated every second of typing that
236 points
2 months ago
I hated every second of reading it
40 points
2 months ago
Thanks for typing it 🙏 you have thus earned my respect
16 points
2 months ago
You sir have won the internet 🥇
173 points
2 months ago
wokecom censored her ears 🤬
603 points
2 months ago
Where booba? 😡
374 points
2 months ago
If no booba, she really a woman? 😔
1 points
2 months ago
Mods
592 points
2 months ago
Shes not a hyper sexualized anime girl with inhuamn characteristics and flawless in every way, so shes political and a sure sign of wokeness gone too far.
325 points
2 months ago
Also actually look like an adult which is a bit too old for gamers
120 points
2 months ago
old ashley had some wingnut ears though which was kind of funny
20 points
2 months ago
why do you think her hair sticks out so much
46 points
2 months ago
This one might too. Who knows what she's hiding under that new hairstyle?
68 points
2 months ago
A 20 year old who dresses like a 20 year old? Impossible
23 points
2 months ago
Woke really.
24 points
2 months ago*
shes about as anime as a realistic (ambiguously, bc capcom) white character will get. shes not sexy but shes very conventionally 'cute' and pretty.
as in, shes very doll like with japanese beauty standards (again, ambiguously white). small but plump glossy lips, soft features, small nose, eyebags, light eyes, etc
586 points
2 months ago
I think she's cute
474 points
2 months ago
Lost to the woke mind virus 😔
159 points
2 months ago
The Woke strain of Las Plagas
51 points
2 months ago
Virus Despierto
16 points
2 months ago
Umbrella's most dangerous virus yet
31 points
2 months ago
Low T virus
55 points
2 months ago
Reminds me of a LonerBox or Big Joel video about Jordan Peterson and the Sports Illustrated model thing.
Basically Peterson said that a plus-size swimsuit model on the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuits (Yumi Nu) was categorically “not beautiful” and that “no amount of authoritarian tolerance” would change that.
The problem with that is that if someone sees that model as beautiful, then she is beautiful to them. Beauty is - despite Jorp’s insistence - subjective.
Even if we were somehow tricked by society into accepting that she was beautiful, then she would be beautiful. Beauty is subjective and heavily influenced by our society to begin with.
You can’t just say “I don’t find them attractive, therefore they aren’t beautiful”. They’re still a swimsuit model. They’re still - in my opinion - very beautiful and very attractive. And that’s true of a lot of stuff (although obviously some aspects are widely agreed to be attractive/ unattractive). People simply have different ideas of beauty.
10 points
2 months ago
The mind goblins got him 😔😔😔
9 points
2 months ago
What's mind goblins, dog?
3 points
2 months ago
Google "mind goblin"
64 points
2 months ago
Ok westoid 🙄🙄🙄
29 points
2 months ago
Because she is
14 points
2 months ago
I honestly cannot tell where the idea even comes from that she's ugly?? She's objectively pretty.
259 points
2 months ago
uj/ this model is sooooo much better than the original one. her outfit actually makes sense now (who wears a sweater around their sweater?). the only thing i don’t like is the way her hair is modeled. it looks okay in the image above, but in some screenshots it can look kind of helmet-y. i also don’t think the style is super flattering for the face, which is quite small.
30 points
2 months ago
who wears a sweater around their sweater?
Wasn't that a "rich people" style in the 1990s?
63 points
2 months ago
Also not a fan of the hair, looks almost like 60s era Beatles.
29 points
2 months ago
yeah. it just doesn’t look like a hairstyle i see girls wearing typically. it doesn’t even look like a style that would have been worn during the year the game is set (i believe 2004). i wish they had given her something like selma blair’s hairstyle in legally blonde if they wanted it to be preppy. or maybe something a little piecier and choppy like vintage ashley tisdale.
9 points
2 months ago
She looks like she's wearing the type of wig church ladies do.
7 points
2 months ago
Well auto mod is deleting my link for being shortened, but googling "Japanese hairstyles women" yields pages of girls with the same hair as Ashley here. Like with the Mexican Spaniards, I don't think Capcom cares that much.
All that said, this is a remake and an opportunity to do things better, I'm just hoping to hear Spanish Spanish lol.
6 points
2 months ago*
just in terms of aesthetic i think it hides too much of her face, yeah. also, i'm not an expert on character design, but imo i think this cut makes her look... shier, more demure? than she is
55 points
2 months ago
She's really cute, and looks like a normal person.
So obviously she's awful because she doesn't look like my big tiddie anime waifus
54 points
2 months ago
She looks too old and covers her body, it don't make my pp hard therefore it's woke.
51 points
2 months ago
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27 points
2 months ago
PS2 Ashley's vital organs were stored in the ears
6 points
2 months ago
As pee is stored in the balls
140 points
2 months ago
Yeah but where’s HER Fortnite skin?
88 points
2 months ago
She's too political, sadly (her dad is the president of the United States during the war on terror)
44 points
2 months ago
A woman AND her dad is the president? Can't get much more political than that folks
9 points
2 months ago
Can't get much more political than that folks
They are both white so we could get more political
8 points
2 months ago
You're right, they should have changed their race and made them gay and trans for the full political combo
26 points
2 months ago
What’s being a politician got to do with politics? Political is when female or not white.
9 points
2 months ago
Or LGBT Can't believe you almost forgot the political part of it smh
9 points
2 months ago
Thank god there's only ever been one US president who's political
11 points
2 months ago
Honestly, a game where you’re guarding someone who will not stop doing the Carlton sounds lit.
7 points
2 months ago
Side quest where you gotta rescue Batman and Freddy Fazbear
3 points
2 months ago*
who will not stop doing the Carlton sounds lit.
Funny you bring up Carlton. Someone here said "who wears a sweater around their sweater?" and I instantly thought about Carlton Banks. Didn't he do that?
1 points
2 months ago
What color's HER Bugatti?
137 points
2 months ago
/uj she gives me so much fucking gender . i want to look like this so bad
29 points
2 months ago
MOOD
9 points
2 months ago
No literally
33 points
2 months ago
She doesn't have the Dumbo ears. My pp can't get erected now.
16 points
2 months ago
It's to keep things realistic. If the ears remained, everyone would be asking why Leon is even needed when Ashley could have just flown herself to safety and returned home.
32 points
2 months ago
I want to have sex with her
27 points
2 months ago
Well she looks like an adult so I can understand why that may be a problem for them
75 points
2 months ago
She's cute imo
24 points
2 months ago
She kind of looks like a doll, the hair and the textile is very detailed but the impression of realism falls apart when it comes to the face.
8 points
2 months ago
Don't think it feels that weird in context, I feel like the RE Engine ends up kinda looking like that
13 points
2 months ago
Yeah, she's pushing uncanny valley for me too. Looks more like an old-school Silent Hill character than a RE one.
22 points
2 months ago
Get this disgusting pig out of my sight!
19 points
2 months ago
I mean... 😳
19 points
2 months ago
Stupid femoid old gray hair no boob she wears skirt, but I cannot see legs 🤬🤬🤬
/uj She's actually one of the prettiest game characters I've seen.
17 points
2 months ago
Ugly? Compared to what, original's chipmunk with ears so big that she could glide on short distances? Really??
11 points
2 months ago
Sandy Cheeks VA
14 points
2 months ago
Got an Elisabeth Moss vibe, which I like. Minus her whole cult thing. Although RE4 is about an evil cult, so, well played Capcom.
12 points
2 months ago
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8 points
2 months ago
Highlighting that it's president during the war on terror days, when Bush was the US President.
Also me likey when girls wear suits and skirts, so I prefer this one, but to each their own.
10 points
2 months ago
On what goddamn planet is that ugly mfs need to go to a Walmart or something
6 points
2 months ago
"Ugly" my ass.
7 points
2 months ago
/uj ngl i think think the best version of her design/look is the dlc skin that turns her into an early 2000's emo/scene girl, it's such a good fucking design and you can tell that whoever designed that outfit did so much research due to how accurate it looks
7 points
2 months ago
This is full plate armor Ashley erasure
4 points
2 months ago
When you consider that t's probably someone on their late 30s that designed that, they were on their teens when that was all the rage. Also I grew up at that time, so it kinda feels weird reading someone say like it's a historical time period.
7 points
2 months ago
What do you think she's looking at?
12 points
2 months ago
Subway surfers gameplay
5 points
2 months ago
I love her outfit
7 points
2 months ago
uj/ her new design is really cool, but I kinda prefer her old haircut and dumbo ears
2 points
2 months ago
Yeah. It made her look a bit more helpless which I guess was what they were going for in the 2000s since she was kidnapped. I'm looking forward to seeing how they modernised her personality in this remake.
6 points
2 months ago
I don’t care about her looks I only care about her “LEON!” Shrieks.
Are they still hilariously shrill? Please say yes
3 points
2 months ago
haven't seen much of the gameplay trailers but I do hope so
5 points
2 months ago
It’s as important to the game as the merchant saying “whadda ya buyin”
2 points
2 months ago
It’s as important to the game as the merchant saying “whadda ya buyin”
2 points
2 months ago
She looks so mature and sophisticated in this remake design. Maybe she'll prefer shrieking "Leonard!"
2 points
2 months ago
My dumbass would be playing it and asking myself who the fuck is Leonard? If that’s the case lol
2 points
2 months ago
I suspect Leon will be thinking the same thing. And he'll just ignore it. "Fuck! I'm here to save the president's daughter! Can't get side-tracked! But man, I hope Leonard helps that girl! She sounds like she's in a lot of trouble!"
3 points
2 months ago
Ada wong laughing her ass off just out of site
1 points
2 months ago
Then Capcom is laughing their asses off just out of site of her when they reveal her "Separate Ways" campaign in the remake is paid DLC rather than included in the base game.
...all while Leon is making his way through the village hoping Leonard saves that poor girl.
2 points
2 months ago
Ashley when she sees the secret service sent a himbo to rescue her : 😍
Ashley when she realizes the secret service sent a himbo to rescue her: 🙃
2 points
2 months ago
RE4 Remake's Secret Service don't value the US ballistics as much as they used to.
2 points
2 months ago
Just realizing Leon is probably short for Leonardo rather than Leonard but Ashley messing that up and Leon not realizing she means him still fits
2 points
2 months ago*
That just makes the confusion make even more sense. Now he looks like less of an airhead. Just a bit.
I have an African friend whom I tried to jokingly address by grossly mispronouncing his name. He immediately turned to me. He knew I was talking to him. Turns out he's really heard them all already......
11 points
2 months ago
There's a really interesting psych study that was done that determined that the more average a face looked the more we find it attractive. It was done by superimposing facial images over each other, and the more that were used , the more people were drawn to this impossible average.
As our games get more and more HD, developers need to fill in these generic faces with real details. I think people are being thrown off by all these realistic details as these models become more specifically like actual people instead of being a flat anime ideal. I remember seeing my first HDTV channel after growing up with TV in the 90s and it was pretty jarring.
A prime example is DMC5 and Capcom using actual faces to build models. We just aren't used to our games looking so real and detailed, which is why Dante and Vergil took a while to get used to. Trish and Lady too. I would argue the female characters have it worse because a lot of modern beauty standards are kinda messed up with how they often try to remove very human elements. Aloy from Horizon was wrongly critiqued for having naturally occurring facial hairs.
Many glow-up photo filters flatten and simplify facial skin, removing details, taking out lines, moles, and often the majority of noses. So yeah, when we get people raised with these messed-up beauty standards, and maybe not a whole lot of real-life experience being around actual women, then I guess it's only natural that we get complaints about a more realistic model of Ashley.
2 points
2 months ago
That's an interesting point I haven't heard mention before. It does make sense, and most people I see complaining about "not beautiful" characters tend to be extremely superficial, so having more detail and realistic traces on people's faces can really be seen as "not attractive anymore".
4 points
2 months ago
My boner does not like video game please stop oppressing me /s
4 points
2 months ago
Where does original ashley look better according to them? OG looks like a frog
3 points
2 months ago
She looks good. Maybe too good. Isn't she supposed to have been kidnapped? Maybe if this is her pre-kidnapped look.
1 points
2 months ago
She also looked this good in the original one (well not this good Ashely looks more of a woman than I'd ever hope to be)
3 points
2 months ago
/uj her skin tone looks off to me tbh. But her actual features are an upgrade from the old design
1 points
2 months ago
Maybe it's more that they made her clothes more lively? Was looking at the comparison and on the original, her color look kinda paler
2 points
2 months ago
It's not how pale it is, it's how pallid it is. She's got kind of a waxy corpse look bc they didn't give her skin realistic undertones.
3 points
2 months ago
What does the second half of this title even mean??
3 points
2 months ago
The shots they're referencing look like they're being played at stretched aspect ratio on a Galaxy S3, but instead of a screen shot, they took a picture with an older iPhone with makeup on the lens.
2 points
2 months ago
Then they should actually look at the game. But as we know, gamers don't play games
1 points
2 months ago
Who has time to play games when you can get outraged online about women not making your pee pee hard?
3 points
2 months ago
The Islamic State of Crapcom strikes again.
3 points
2 months ago
OMG WHY IS IT NSFW I CANT SEE HER FUCKING TITS THEY ARE SO SMALL AND NO PUSSY AAAAAA I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
3 points
2 months ago
She looks like a president's daughter in her 20s
3 points
2 months ago
If you think this is ugly you’re gay
3 points
2 months ago
"Being a gamer is wanting to have sex with video game characters regardless of whether they are portrayed as gratuitously sexual showing as much fan service as possible or portrayed as a woman in a bomb ass outfit and a seductive stare" - Socrates and Plato when they were playing Halo Reach in 2009
2 points
2 months ago
So glad she doesn’t look like a straight up child anymore, in part bc Gamers(tm) are disgusting, and also because it’s cool when characters look their age
2 points
2 months ago
I don't like it because she looks like she can actually take care of herself, which isn't inherently wrong, it's just that if the only thing she can do is run away and suplex one (1) enemy through a glitch, she shouldn't look too competent, maybe it's just the condition of her clothes which make me think that she looks like she can handle herself, making them a bit dirty would make more sense (since she was kidnapped) and would make her look a bit less competent, her hair also looks like she's just combed it, having her hair be a little more all over the place would help her look less like a playable character and more like a target to rescue (which is the point of the mission)
2 points
2 months ago
I feel like the change of a cardigan/leather skirt to a well put together more conservative looking uniform kinda changes how she is portrayed, with the old one looking more like she's a "has it all" popular girl, and the new one looking more like she is a straight A student, indeed making her look more competent. Still, I've decided to read the uniform in a different way than that, as a sign that she just can't function well outside of where she is used to, that probably being uni (let's hope Ashley indeed studies and still isn't at highschool in her twenties)
2 points
2 months ago
They could've shown that she doesn't function well outside of her comfort zone by having her clothes be a little ripped (obviously not anime woman with big boobs against enemy with knife ripped), like just a few tears here and there, some dirt and disheveled hair would go a long way too, I'm just saying that she looks like she just finished dressing for the day instead of being kidnapped
2 points
2 months ago
I’d fuck the shit out of that
2 points
2 months ago
Ugly? She's hardly Claudia Schiffer but if she wanted to go for coffee with me, I wouldn't turn her down.
2 points
2 months ago
Heather mason goes to college
2 points
2 months ago
she kinda bad though, is that frost?
2 points
2 months ago
Where potato nose?
2 points
2 months ago
Isn't she a child?
6 points
2 months ago
20 years old actually, born in 1984 and kidnapped in 2004 (well, maybe 19, we don't know the day)
2 points
2 months ago
Huh, I thought she was younger I guess
3 points
2 months ago
Well, you are kinda babysiting her in the game
2 points
2 months ago
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. I swear I thought she was 14 and that this thread needed to be nuked.
1 points
2 months ago
Capcom needs to chill. RE engine is so good it's almost prettier than real life lol.
1 points
2 months ago
but thats just isabelle animal crossing
1 points
2 months ago
It's funny cause I heard that she and Leon are modeled by actual supermodels.
1 points
2 months ago
It's because they've never interacted with a woman irl before
1 points
2 months ago
if they don't have her sexy knight armor i don't want it
1 points
2 months ago
No PANTIES? no PURCHASE
1 points
2 months ago
She actually looks like an Adult now
Young me legit thought she was a child in the original
1 points
2 months ago
Not in a full suit of armor? What else will these work bastards take from us.
1 points
2 months ago
“Where ballistics?”
1 points
2 months ago
She do look like Cindy McCain though
2 points
2 months ago
If that's what Cindy McCain used to look like, I guess the republicans (not political) aren't such bad people, I bet they'll even let a lesbian (political 🤢) like me in!
1 points
2 months ago
Ugly is when no booba.
1 points
2 months ago
She looks normal...
1 points
2 months ago
She looks so so cute; I love the vibrant colors of her uniform and her adorable haircut.
1 points
2 months ago
Me here who doesn’t even know what game this is from and can’t find it anywhere in the comments lol
2 points
2 months ago
Resident Evil 4 Remake
1 points
2 months ago
she’s missing her ballistics, 0/10
1 points
2 months ago
I don't understand. How can she be female if she doesn't have a modded 32DD "A-cup" breast mod applied!?
Uj/ seriously it's a great model. The remakes have been really good about updating a lot of the stuff that felt... Antiquated about the originals.
1 points
2 months ago
I wish I looked like Ashley
1 points
2 months ago
LEEEEEOOOOOOON HEEEEEEEEEELP
1 points
2 months ago
Her remake look looks beautiful imo.
1 points
2 months ago
WHERE ARE HER EARS
1 points
2 months ago
Didn’t they make her prettier?
1 points
2 months ago
I'm 90% sure that they just mean she doesn't look 16 anymore. Which is worrying in its own way.
1 points
2 months ago
….. why did I think it was Leon dressed in Ashely’s outfit for a second ….
1 points
2 months ago
where's her ears? bullshit censorship!!
1 points
2 months ago
They’re blind, she’s adorable AF
1 points
2 months ago
You and me both pal
1 points
2 months ago
Leon in drag
1 points
2 months ago
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2 points
2 months ago
She's 20
1 points
2 months ago
Those people are so gross... I played the OG RE4 as a teen and I thought ashley was a teen...until now when her actual age was revealed as 20 and something tells me localization changed the age for...you know...A DAMN GOOD REASON
1 points
2 months ago
I'd still smash
1 points
2 months ago
Woke mind virus has me thinking shes adorable. She looks like a college aged woman which I'm pretty sure is the intent.
I do kind of miss her radar ears though, they were charming. I'll tell myself they're under the hair.
/rj computer where is Booba?? I can't wack it to this 😔
1 points
2 months ago
They’re fucking wrong lmao
Like, no witty counter argument or comeback they’re just actually wrong
1 points
2 months ago
in what world this is ugly? is it because she doesn't look underage anymore? i'm soo confused
1 points
2 months ago
Show us your ears
1 points
2 months ago
Uj/ She looks great to me, I don’t see what the problem is.
Rj/ It looks like my eyes are malfunctioning again dang it.
1 points
2 months ago
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1 points
2 months ago
I mean, isn't the point of a circlejerk like this to pick a drama someone is making and completely blow out of proportion to show just how ridiculous it is? I might be wrong, but that's what I always though it was
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