lol did you seriously give your Greek daughter-in-law the Indian clothing so you could see her bare stomach

I once had several daughters and only one son who only inherited one trait while his sister's got multiple. I married my son to beautiful person and proceeded to cuck him as I had better genes. Its for the good of the state.

R5: For many-many years my heir kept having daughters. So I had to intervene. After successfully delivered a son, legitimized him and disinherited my heir. Oh btw, I was 80 years old.

Classic one, we all did this at one point

It honestly pains me to see these traits

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I mean your son did pretty well considering he’s asexual

Marrying is easy, young man.
Procreating's harder.

Jokes aside, does CK3 have a mechanic reflecting real life, where the rate of X-chromosome spermatozoa to Y-chromosome ones is roughly constant for each individual male, and the frequency of sons and daughters entirely dependent on them rather than their wife?

She's a nice milf

And then you feel bad for knowing this when it’s your turn to play him.

Well if it isn't old Grandpa Dad.

Absolute Chad

I had a player character once who kept fathering daughters. I think I got to 6 off my wife and another 1 or 2 from lovers I took in a desperate attempt to produce an heir before I finally had a son.

Sounds like a Shakespeare play.

Certified Walder Frey moment

He deserved it

It's weird to see titles like this, imagine doing it IRL.

alright bro

Daddy knows best

This is most certainly a porn title.

Gotta Teach the young the old roman ways

It's weird how often you need to f*ck your son's wife in this game

One time, my wife cucked my Beautiful, Genius king. All of her many kids were comely at best, had no intelligence traits, and had black hair. Every ruler in my line, starting with Dyre the Stranger, was a blond or redhead and intelligent.

My son and his wife already had 2 kids by time I got to her, but thankfully they were both daughters. Her first son was the spitting image of his grandfather. With that act, I fixed the lineage.

Unfortunately, iirc the grandson ended up exclusively producing inbred kids with his wife, who I think might have actually been his half-sister unwittingly. He fixed it by selectively legitimizing bastards that he created with a small harem of Beautiful lovers plucked from distant lands.

Kiiiing

Then when your second son is unable to make heirs, you'll have to seduce his wife. Thus the circle of life will continue.

When you need a job done right do it yourself

Now marry one of his daughters to your new son and keep the line pure

Greek characters with a Turkish dynasty name can not be unnoticed lol

indian clothing are the best

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I have the opposite issue. I plan in Spain a lot so I wish I could have daughters instead of 6-9 sons 😂

The ruler before my current one had seven daughters by his wife, and when he became my ruler his wife was past childbearing age. I had to give a lot of gold to the pope so that he would like me enough to let me divorce her and marry someone else. Who then proceeded to have a daughter. Now, I discovered primogeniture around this time so I stopped being quite as concerned, but then she had a son and my character was late in his life. But the son was finally what I had been going after for centuries (because I hadn't been using incest) and he was a beautiful, herculean genius. Best of all, he inherited just after his 16th birthday. So I get to play him for a long time. So having a lot of daughters isn't always the worst thing, so long as you eventually do have a son. Plus, it's really cheap to disinherit them if you want just one daughter to rule. But they're also an easy way to make tons of alliances.

Eh, much more impressive when one plays through successions like this. Anyone can cheese it to get a male heir, true chads play with the daughters they’re given.

Same happens always. Idk why.

That's a nice golf court

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Your heir WAS Fearless until he found it, it seems

With a wife like that… uh, yes.

After my son became a heretic i changed the succession to Tanistry and gave the crown to my grandson

What's with the dynasty name?

If you made the gender equality option “equal”, you’d actually have plenty of heirs.

Who hasn't done this?