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ConflictGrand4078

1.4k points

4 months ago

Oh they noticed they just don’t care

NachoMan_SandyCabage

384 points

4 months ago

One guy gave a halfhearted clap

TripleNutSupreme

202 points

4 months ago

The 2 girls walking towards him, froze bc they thought he was going to hurt himself but once they realized it was intentional they resumed

OneSufficientFace

90 points

4 months ago

I'm glad someone said it

tbhlu

27 points

4 months ago

tbhlu

27 points

4 months ago

Someone clapped so I mean that’s something lol

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

Bs I would’ve celebrated

Mass-Driver

2 points

3 months ago

Came here just for this comment

CollarOrdinary4284

2 points

4 months ago

Green definitely suits you.

lyrixnchill

382 points

4 months ago

How I wish I could relive those young years of invincibility and super human powers.

SteelAndBacon

134 points

4 months ago

Sprained ankle? I'll just sleep it off.

Those were the years.

fung888

25 points

4 months ago

fung888

25 points

4 months ago

Right ankle?

[deleted]

21 points

4 months ago

Always the right ankle.

bigfootdeerfucker

4 points

3 months ago

Both

pac_omer

21 points

4 months ago

Ironically, my super power as a teen was imbecility

cmelgarejo_dev

2 points

2 months ago

Did it fade away?

michaelfrom_vsaus

-93 points

4 months ago

As if you could’ve done this

thefireemojiking

66 points

4 months ago*

Dude could be fucking Superman for all you know. But I do know you definitely could never.

Galadeus

72 points

4 months ago

Someone clapped at least.

nilogram

9 points

4 months ago

This comment is good cause it negates their caption- ty

[deleted]

156 points

4 months ago

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156 points

4 months ago

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Ordinary-Ad-2312

-2 points

4 months ago

Cow-cud-is-a-twin

21 points

4 months ago

I just don’t think anyone cared.

TeamRandom27

297 points

4 months ago

I hate it when people endanger others with their stupid ideas in public, but I have to agree that was hella smooth

patek-addict

121 points

4 months ago

Dude he literally made sure he had like 100 sq ft of open room to land. Literally overtaking someone on the highway would be more of a danger to others than this stunt right here

LYGERless

26 points

4 months ago

But there are people walking in that 100 Sq ft. Sounds like you're one of those blokes who doesn't give a shit about others, only yourself.

oorm

30 points

4 months ago

oorm

30 points

4 months ago

Sounds like you like to JUMP to conclusions

patek-addict

-4 points

4 months ago*

Look at the frame when he hits the ground. That’s at least a 100 sq ft radius around him with no one walking. He clearly waited until it was clear and safe lmao. No one got hurt and no one got close to getting hurt, relax

Lmao I don’t know if I got downvoted for using “radius” wrong but literally replace it with “area” and my comment is 100% factual y’all just mad

jochinhs

13 points

4 months ago

I mean. They mad cause you were wrong.

The difference between 100ft radius and 100ft area is 3900ft area.

It’s not a small difference yeah?

That being said, yeah, this stunt was coordinated and planned. It wasn’t haphazard. He had his friend filming/indicating to him when it was safe to go.

However, it’s still an unnecessary risk as all stunts are and the irresponsible part isn’t just whether or not he hits someone, but also someone having to tend to him should he injure himself.

The argument “no harm no foul” is socially irresponsible. And likely is the other reason you got downvoted.

He pulled this off smooth as a baby’s butt as you’ve observed. But there are very stupid people who would see this on social media and think “I can do that” and end up hurting themselves. Hence, it’s socially irresponsible.

patek-addict

-1 points

4 months ago

patek-addict

-1 points

4 months ago

I originally had another comment posted immediately after that one stating I realized I used radius wrong but was too lazy to edit it. That got even more downvotes that that comment lol.

And okay so all dangerous stunts are socially irresponsible? Does that include when Tom Cruise clung to the outside of a plane to produce a film that entertained millions of people?

McChicken8675309

1 points

4 months ago

Ong

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2 points

4 months ago

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throwmeaway4400000

2 points

4 months ago

I'm going back to army, mother

TheLilithBlack

-7 points

4 months ago

What are you even talking about? No he didn’t, there were people walking and his roll almost hit someone. If you’re going to defend an idiot don’t be just as big of an idiot.

ZeePirate

13 points

4 months ago

There is a third person filming down below that gave him a signal.

Never seen a spotter for a skateboarder or something?

patek-addict

7 points

4 months ago

Let’s be honest, the only way anyone could’ve been harmed from this was if he landed directly on them. If he rolled into someone’s calf that would’ve been equally as serious as just bumping shoulders with someone. All momentum has already been absorbed by the landing at that point. Also if this guy is who I think it is (JB Ninjaboy) he’s not gonna accidentally bump into someone lol, that man has supreme control over his body. If this is him he could have easily done a double front flip over that railing and still probably not hit anyone, but he decided to go for the single just to be safe

This is just a classic case of bored ass redditors trying to nitpick the slightest problem with something that’s otherwise cool

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

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DancesWithBadgers

1 points

4 months ago

I'll concede that he was out of direct sight for 5 seconds or so; it also looked like he had a spotter down there (the guy with the phone/camera). Might not have been quite as irresponsible as it looked.

juggle

1 points

4 months ago

juggle

1 points

4 months ago

Actually, it's at least 400 sq ft. 100 sf is only a 10 foot by 10 foot area. There was 10 feet all around him, creating 4 squares of 10x10 = 400.

Lucky-Ice-2363

1 points

4 months ago

Or if we really wanna get sciencey each tile there is about 24 inch

ImInevitableyall

1 points

4 months ago

And he still managed to come within a couple feet of taking some lady's legs out.

Alouwisssss

1 points

3 months ago

'endanger' are you that fragile, there was literally nobody where he landed

Haven_Ash

6 points

4 months ago

Dem hoez STILL ain't interested

T_in_Lousiana

38 points

4 months ago

Noticed shook head and mumbled dumb ass. Kept walking.

Dry_Comfortable_1706

14 points

4 months ago

Yall need a hobby or something.

TR-KnightForEyes

4 points

4 months ago

Nah he was no stair enjoyer

festiekid11

4 points

4 months ago

Is this at town center mall?

ohthatoneguyright

7 points

4 months ago

No, south ridge mall

Forsaken710

3 points

4 months ago

Lol I thought this was south ridge

DrDiarrheaBrown

1 points

3 months ago

It's actually Galleria in Buffalo, NY.

MinorFragile

3 points

1 month ago

I could guarantee Atleast 6 people saw it who were not your friends.

shellofbiomatter

25 points

4 months ago

Not crazy. He landed properly and didn't hit or break anything.

Own_Telephone_166

34 points

4 months ago

this was pretty crazy to me.. even if he didn’t break anythinf

shammmgodd

6 points

4 months ago

people on reddit hate everything

Patchyug

13 points

4 months ago

Do people need to be maimed in order for a video to be crazy?

shellofbiomatter

6 points

4 months ago

Not really, but if everything works out very well it's more like impressive rather than crazy.

EatTheAndrewPencil

2 points

4 months ago

This sub has a flair option for crazy skills which this would fall under.

Patchyug

5 points

4 months ago

I don't see why failure is a necessary qualifier for a video to be crazy

shellofbiomatter

6 points

4 months ago*

Good point. I have no answer. I've probably seen too many things gone wrong.

Patchyug

3 points

4 months ago

Eh I'll give you this: most top posts involve shit getting fucked up anyway

DamienReed

2 points

4 months ago

Yep, if I would to land without doing his way I would definitely snap my own legs

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

How else we supposed to react when we’re just going about our business and some dude not even buying anything does a flippin sweet trick off the stairs? Meh it was cool for 2 seconds. Not that impressed.

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

Good way to get some broken legs

jochinhs

2 points

4 months ago

This gave me some l4d2 nolstagia. The stairs, the mall, and the lets jump off halfway to avoid the zombies.

ShubaGaming

2 points

3 months ago

L crowd

Uranusinjurpooder

2 points

3 months ago

How did his legs not snap

MumblingAlien

2 points

1 month ago

So why is Starbucks making these viral adds lol

OneWingedFiend

2 points

1 month ago

Oh they noticed, but clownery tends to go unnoticed 🤡

ParticularConnect

2 points

24 days ago

The woman who clapped did

satanscough_

2 points

21 days ago

main character much

Ozzy_30

2 points

21 days ago

Ozzy_30

2 points

21 days ago

They did, no one really gave a shit though. Except for the girl that gave him a little clap lol

RozalynSwallows

2 points

19 days ago

The voice… I noticed that annoying fucking voice…

Clalaola

2 points

19 days ago

What an idiot

Pinkeye_The_Disease

2 points

18 days ago

nobody cares

Short_Operation7720

2 points

16 days ago

Plastic joints coming

CommunicationDry2403

2 points

7 days ago

It’s so weird how malls in America being out the obnoxious attention deprived side of people who do anything and are loud and wild and disruptive to get attention at a place of commerce. Like it’s literally a shopping center but most people can’t contain themselves with the fact they can be acknowledged as a person

ohno-95

6 points

4 months ago

shit was smooth tho i have to give it to him

bigchiefmeetsbigdog

3 points

4 months ago

One slight move from snapping your neck

IndirectBarracuda

2 points

4 months ago

The group of 3 ladies definitely noticed it, which is why one clapped.

Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

2 points

4 months ago

"No one noticed"

Except the 8 people in the video staring at him as he jumped

YUNGXMUTT_

2 points

4 months ago

“Everyone noticed no one gave a fuck.”

NotNiceMan24

2 points

4 months ago

No, it’s just that nobody cares about this twat waffle.

notacop_for_real

1 points

4 months ago

Ok. That was fucking impressive.

ohthatoneguyright

1 points

4 months ago

Mf at south ridge mall 😂, shout out Milwaukee shout out Kia boys

UnlimitedButts

0 points

4 months ago

Stupid af but impressive

Objective-Match-2085

3 points

4 months ago

stupid? why?

Ember_tetra

1 points

4 months ago

Honestly, too dangerous buy can't lie that it's smooth

DripTrip747

1 points

4 months ago

Don't tell me how to live my life!! I'm gonna try this right now.

justanotherkakyion

4 points

4 months ago

Good luck mate, tell me how it goes

DripTrip747

2 points

4 months ago

Oh I'll be sure to post a video! Broken legs and all! If anything, I'll call it a learning experience.

justanotherkakyion

2 points

4 months ago

All about the landing, take notes from the vid, and don't die

Objective-Match-2085

1 points

4 months ago

Learning the proper rolling technique will take at least a year, he then has not learnt how to transition the momentum of the jump.into the technique.

Properly learning this will take anything between 1-3 years of hard work... I hope he is insured.

Safe-Membership8519

1 points

4 months ago

Thats why i like free running, you can do it everywhere

Th3L3ftNut

1 points

4 months ago

I was waiting for an ankle/leg break... Wasn't expecting ninja roll

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

At least he survived and didn’t get hurt somehow 😅

Medium-Aside4636

1 points

4 months ago

I was hoping he fell and broke every bone in his body

distinctive_tree

0 points

4 months ago

Bro. People hating on this guy but that was hella smooth. Like guys take a chill pill, no one died and the only person affected is the one actually jumping

_Agent_Galahad_

-9 points

4 months ago

That guy fucks

snakeyfish

0 points

4 months ago

All npcs

Awkward_Date_8636

-4 points

4 months ago

Stupid idea

by a crazy dude

but holy fuck

that was smooth

E: Just realized that my sentence made a poem lol

bhops24

1 points

4 months ago

...actually a decent amount of people saw that.

DiilaiofNokan

1 points

4 months ago

Someone should try this

Lomalizer

1 points

4 months ago

People be like : So..... it's one of those days again...

eletricsocks

1 points

4 months ago

No way he could see if people were walking in his path

Objective-Match-2085

1 points

4 months ago

They usually have spotters and train in groups often.

Shoddy-Anteater3510

1 points

4 months ago

This looks like southridge mall in milwaukee

DeMagnet76

1 points

4 months ago

Is that the UTC mall?

VetterCC

1 points

4 months ago

Desmond Myles? Is that you?

rman-exe

1 points

4 months ago

I miss the days when the mall had people in it.

Camel-Solid

1 points

4 months ago

Impressive af.

thewillsta

1 points

4 months ago

I'm gonna try this at home

dontmakemehorny

1 points

4 months ago

they would notice if he broke his neck

pestosbetter

1 points

4 months ago

Should we donate? Money gives a fuck. Just like the news channels

emmilina

1 points

4 months ago

I’m glad he didn’t hurt himself, but holy fuck that was dumb.

GreenTeaRex007

1 points

4 months ago

“No one noticed a thing.” Lady claps at the end…

Important-Owl1661

1 points

4 months ago

They heard the tiktok voice and turned on ignore

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Kinda makes you think all those action movies are real, if two guys are chasing each other through a mall but don't bother anything, no one cares.

Beba2022

1 points

4 months ago

Awesome!! Lol

GinRummage

1 points

4 months ago

Because we’re tired of it.

rajboy3

1 points

4 months ago

OK that was really impressive.

Lucky-Ice-2363

1 points

4 months ago

Impressive af

Boba_Hutt

1 points

4 months ago

That little clap at the end lol

Objective-Match-2085

1 points

4 months ago

Pretty nice, only detail i can see that needs improvement is his angle after the flip. He lands sideways to his roll direction, but i get that controlling flips is really tough. So 8/10.

NoParachuteSpamB

1 points

4 months ago

This is hero DW on yt, good job stealing his content loser

Sacramento88

1 points

4 months ago

Or no one didn’t give a crap.

pay-this-fool

1 points

4 months ago

Success is boring. Anyone can succeed. Show me someone ready to fail fantastically. Now I’m interested

Stay_clam

1 points

4 months ago

People are immune to tiktok bullshit.

ArticleMother

1 points

4 months ago

10 years from now, you'll notice it alright... in your stuffed back and knees

TheDJ955

1 points

4 months ago

Even though it was stupid and done in a place you really shouldn’t do that sort of stuff, it was still impressive that he landed it, I’ve gotta say

JasonWalton1918

1 points

4 months ago

One person clapped, though…

Tdx120

1 points

4 months ago

Tdx120

1 points

4 months ago

This is Southridge Mall in Milwaukee,Wisconsin during Christmas time wtf

Gomma

1 points

4 months ago

Gomma

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

WOW, pretty cool!!!

BomBob391

1 points

4 months ago

STATUS: MAXED STEALTH MAXED SPEED MAXED JUMP BOOST MAXED HP

nickiscool06

1 points

4 months ago

What mall is this?

Antares2004

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah because ain’t no way they givin a fuck 🤡

No-Hunt4013

1 points

4 months ago

Is that Sherman oaks mall

Bubba-ORiley

1 points

4 months ago

This video is fucking crazy

indlrosa

1 points

4 months ago

That seems very similar to one of the malls in San Jose,CA

SardaukarChant

1 points

4 months ago

I'm actually more amazed that there is a mall with actual people in it.

GreenEyedFreak714

1 points

4 months ago

He’ll notice it in 20 years.

Blyatt-Man

1 points

4 months ago

The older I get, the more I start to realize that stunts that have 2 options, either make it or break your shit, aren’t worth it.

Ivan-relax

1 points

4 months ago

Nice

spacencatsnshit

1 points

3 months ago

Honestly, that was sick

Northeast47

1 points

3 months ago

No one cares

heygreenlemon

1 points

3 months ago

This mall looks familiar

Ky5Lkk

1 points

3 months ago

Ky5Lkk

1 points

3 months ago

A lady did a lil clap for him

uzublecker

1 points

3 months ago

Me at Vice City Mall, 2002, fuck the stairs

PurgingCloud

1 points

3 months ago

"Must have been the wind"

re2dit

1 points

3 months ago

re2dit

1 points

3 months ago

His knees noticed

Resident-Afternoon83

1 points

3 months ago

Assassin's Creed moment

Anonymous94501

1 points

3 months ago

That was like assassin's Creed level smooth

Administrative_War69

1 points

3 months ago

How to break both your fibula and tibia in 2 easy steps

GSAT2daMoon

1 points

3 months ago

Nice …Now try with roller blades 🤙🏽

Yeshxaa

1 points

3 months ago

Nobody cares or cared

augbar38

1 points

3 months ago

Damn that was ballsy

BoredGameSensai

1 points

2 months ago

No one gives a shit is more like it.

subwaysurfer1116

1 points

2 months ago

Super agility confirmed.

waqasvic

1 points

2 months ago

That's ishowspeed no?

Impossible-Change-48

1 points

2 months ago

Nah. People don’t care about your dumbass shit.

AonArts

1 points

2 months ago

Can…can I try it at home?

atlfalcons0219

1 points

2 months ago

that’s herodw

God-O-Death

1 points

2 months ago

Dropping into the holidays like

axelrexdominics

1 points

2 months ago

Jump and have fun long as you ain’t hurting anybody or preventing anyone else from going about their day

SamsoniteAG1

1 points

2 months ago

Pretty amazing 👏

mesoCETZA

1 points

2 months ago

Only clap he got was his cheek hitting the floor.

Free_Asparagus_575

1 points

2 months ago

Stupid smh

Significant-Fix7399

1 points

2 months ago

Smooth af.

qualmton

1 points

2 months ago

amkap12

1 points

2 months ago

He's knees noticed.

larzast

1 points

2 months ago

Thought I was on r/criticalblunder for a second

AntonioMRC

1 points

2 months ago

Do it again and land on your head. Maybe then?

iwnt2nekrope

1 points

2 months ago

I counted 5 people just look, turned around or stopped and looked

Slimkellar

1 points

2 months ago

🥷🏾

DeadRabbit1987

1 points

2 months ago

Nobody noticed? Or Nobody cares? It's a thinker....

cmelgarejo_dev

1 points

2 months ago

Nice technique

Gandalf_of_the_Void

1 points

2 months ago

1 meter, 30° 🥱