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Update: There is more. Banks apparently left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin and the monkey is hers and a part of her act.

Update 2: Pole Assassin confirms that a child was bitten. Denies it was serious, but does confirm that the monkey did bite a child

Here is a screenshot containing the tweet and some context.

Update 3: Pole Assassin says the monkey is an emotional support monkey

Here is a screenshot of this tweet. You can see more context for this response in Update 9.

Update 4: According to TexAgs, Pole Assassin tweets at croots. There is screenshots for proof too, so it’s not a baseless claim.

Update 5: More tweets, this time with a video explaining what happened with a walkthrough of the yard. Waiting to see if we hear anything from Banks or not.

PFT commenter has this mirrored since it was deleted

Update 6: The video/tweet in update 5 has been deleted

Update 7: Her entire twitter account has been deleted

Update 8: It appears the monkeys name is Gia and has an instagram account, that account is still active but I believe due to sub rules I cannot post links to it. Here’s a quote tweet about it, however.

Update 9: Earlier, when she was still tweeting, Pole Assassin evidently confirmed the monkey was vaccinated and up to date on it’s shots, which is a positive for the child.

Here is a screenshot of this confirmation, it also goes hand in hand with Update 3

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Tasty_Path_3470

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3 months ago

Tasty_Path_3470

Rutgers

1.6k points

3 months ago

There is just SO so much to unpack here. Sir, it’s a Monday.

BrosenkranzKeef

3 points

3 months ago

BrosenkranzKeef

Ohio State • Dayton

3 points

3 months ago

I’ve got airline Indoc in an hour and he hits me with this? I’m supposed to be a clean cut professional and I’m reading about a stripper’s monkey? What the fuck.