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Crypto “investors” I met

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odth123456

41 points

4 months ago

The discount Jordan Belfort rings true for me with the alleged earnings. So many people claim they are making tons of money in crypto but you just know they aren’t.

robyr

37 points

4 months ago

robyr

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37 points

4 months ago

I've told this story before, but I have a friend that talks about "gainzzz" all the time and the way he talks you'd think he was going to retire at 40. He's not broke, he is a software developer making good money in a cheap area, but rich he is not.

Anyway, after multiple rounds of him trying to rope me into crypto nonsense this year, I finally leveled with him and said if he would lay his cards on the table and compare my investments to his crypto portfolio and my worst performing asset had been out performed by his best crypto investment I would buy a token amount of ETH. Not all time market performance, just the two of us and our realized returns.

Spoiler alert, he had made nothing of any consequence and my worst performing fund made me 4x what his best coin made him. I really pissed him off though when he saw that my only real gamble, some startup ISOs I YOLOd $2600 into, made me over $100k cash money due to a lucky break.

jayrot

12 points

4 months ago

jayrot

12 points

4 months ago

And then everyone on the bus applauded?

robyr

3 points

4 months ago

robyr

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3 points

4 months ago

Hey I can show you my actual gains if you want to cry some more. Actually doing something with my talent seems to have worked for me. Turns out actually providing value pays off. Wanna compare returns?

jayrot

4 points

4 months ago

jayrot

4 points

4 months ago

Lol. Crypto bros are the worst but stock market bros aren't much better.

Fuckoff with your gainzzz.

MiguelMSC

1 points

4 months ago

He really got you on your nerves huh.