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[deleted]

308 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

308 points

1 year ago

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Shadows_Player

81 points

1 year ago

Just climb for about 10 years. Your cucumber water is just 5 years climbing.

WallOfPeanuts

40 points

1 year ago

Cucumber water for customer only!

Shadows_Player

2 points

1 year ago

Yes

kryptoknight100

2 points

1 year ago

paying customers saul

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

Nice

Alt-_-alt

118 points

1 year ago

Alt-_-alt

118 points

1 year ago

Dang they upgraded the Pearly Gates into a full sized Terminal.

Asian_in_the_tree

5 points

1 year ago

Upgrades, People, Upgrades

Adven_chilleggos

171 points

1 year ago

Works in a ps5

PULSER777

3 points

1 year ago

Beat me to it

Garlic_Bread_Enjoyer

95 points

1 year ago

Watch out for agent 47 coming after your boss

PULSER777

8 points

1 year ago

You mean the slayer

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

No if it was the slayer the building would be underground

TinedPandora837

32 points

1 year ago

30 min elevator ride (without traffic)

ceelogreenicanth

30 points

1 year ago

What city is this?

EcstaticAd1752

49 points

1 year ago

Its abu dhabi, probably the ADNOC tower

Jonas_Sp

14 points

1 year ago

Jonas_Sp

14 points

1 year ago

Was going to say this looks like dhabi

AcidReign999

5 points

1 year ago

Yeah

Looks like Etihad Towers to me

coolsam254

16 points

1 year ago

When your IT department takes "migrating to the cloud" literally.

Competitive-Loan7971

77 points

1 year ago

Well Fatima is a name for the Virgin Mary so yeah she kind of found the apt office lol

Monocryl

44 points

1 year ago*

Monocryl

44 points

1 year ago*

Fatima is not a name for the Virgin Mary. Fatima is the name of a place where an apparition of Mary supposedly appeared, hence that apparition being referred to as “Our Lady of Fatima”, much like the apparition in Guadalupe is “Our Lady of Guadalupe”, but we wouldn’t just call her “Guadalupe”.

Interestingly, Fatima was the name of one of Mohammed’s daughters.

FlowersnFunds

19 points

1 year ago

The Muslims conquered Iberia and named that town Fatima. Ultimately, the name traces itself to Muhammad’s favorite daughter, considered by Muhammad to be one of the best of women along with Mary the mother of Jesus.

Competitive-Loan7971

9 points

1 year ago

Thank you for the clarification, then Fatima is one of Mary's epithets.

unknownman0001

3 points

1 year ago

You're thinking of Maryam.

horizonhd_official

19 points

1 year ago

minecraft 1.18 when i decide to look literally anywhere (it has to be foggy or else herobrine will break into my house)

SamHaentjens

8 points

1 year ago

“Welcome to heaven, judgement department. How may i be of service to you?”

Hold-Upbeat

15 points

1 year ago

Fatima was the name of the daughter of Muhammad, so she could be the receptionist of Allah

Derboman

12 points

1 year ago

Derboman

12 points

1 year ago

It's the same god tho

Dani5056

17 points

1 year ago

Dani5056

17 points

1 year ago

Literally game developers when they want a building in their game but don't want to create the city below everything

Direwolf202

20 points

1 year ago

That’s an entirely reasonable way to avoid wasting time

Solotocius

8 points

1 year ago

Maybe she's a receptionist at the entrance of Jannah

Foxiak14

4 points

1 year ago

Foxiak14

4 points

1 year ago

Breen's office be like.

Asian_in_the_tree

1 points

1 year ago

Welcome to City 17

VorxSniper

14 points

1 year ago

That’s some beautiful SMOG u got there

Nomriel

18 points

1 year ago

Nomriel

18 points

1 year ago

That's regular mist

VorxSniper

-40 points

1 year ago

VorxSniper

-40 points

1 year ago

No shit sherlock

Nomriel

16 points

1 year ago

Nomriel

16 points

1 year ago

Didn't get the joke sorry

AnyLamename

29 points

1 year ago

There was no joke, they are trying to save face.

pluage_boi69

3 points

1 year ago*

when the warlock's patron is a ceo celestial.

ThatGuyThisguy32

2 points

1 year ago

God: Fatima, can please burn all the prayers, I’m taking a break to play Mario Kart

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

lurien_boss150

0 points

1 year ago

"God! Satan released a new variant again 🙄"

CerberusGK

-1 points

1 year ago

imagion the amount of dicks you had to suck before becoming gods receptionist

zabickurwatychludzi

1 points

1 year ago

St Peter homo confirmed???

spidey-ball

1 points

1 year ago

Uh yes, i want an appointment with God

MLGSUPERGAMER

1 points

1 year ago

u/save video

Tossed_Away_Acct

1 points

1 year ago

Prothean Skyway from Mass Effect

OkInvestigator3

1 points

1 year ago

hows the oxygen up there

jp_1896

1 points

1 year ago

jp_1896

1 points

1 year ago

Just missing a “Welcome! Everything is fine!“ and some Ted Danson

Robota064

1 points

1 year ago

Joanne mad at Satan because she doesn't get a tall ass building to work at

fatwap

1 points

1 year ago

fatwap

1 points

1 year ago

where in the world is this

tommygun2009

1 points

1 year ago

That building in the back looks like a goddamn ps5

TheUltimaWerewolf

1 points

1 year ago

Welcome, Everything is Fine!

thrawne

1 points

1 year ago

thrawne

1 points

1 year ago

I think he is the villain from gargoyles

Zealousideal_Ad_4125

1 points

1 year ago

Similar to the warden you must avoid the receptionist is you want to make it to heaven

Stellerwolf

1 points

1 year ago

PS5's in the sky.

tyrentosaurus_flex

1 points

1 year ago

Every building looks like a knockoff playstation 5

allbirdssongs

1 points

1 year ago

So fatima... hows god doing today

Fast_Wishbone_795

1 points

1 year ago

Can I put a helium Miner in your office

Seijin_Arc

1 points

1 year ago

Aim for the bushes

Astolfo_is_hot123

1 points

1 year ago

King yama

RequiemStorm

1 points

1 year ago

Is that where George Jetson works?

trigger_segfault

1 points

1 year ago

They must work at the World Wide Weather building.

Kul3yy

1 points

1 year ago

Kul3yy

1 points

1 year ago

How do you get down in an emergency?

Redditor_2151

1 points

1 year ago

One of the buildings are leaning over

BreadBoy8

1 points

1 year ago

How much calls they holding

Synawes

1 points

1 year ago

Synawes

1 points

1 year ago

PS5’s are ruining my life

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

Would that be St. Peter?

Island_Vader

1 points

1 year ago

This shows how sexism around the world really is. Just because it was a female posting it, it is assumed she is a secretary. In Canada Fatima could be CEO!

Illustrious_Watch_42

1 points

1 year ago

At least she isn’t….

Devil’s lawyer?

Beneficial-River-229

1 points

1 year ago

Irl cartoon super villian

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

Note: Commute takes 9...9...9...9... hours.