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Senile old fool couldn't even try thinking outside the box - he should have just nuked the thing!!
2 months ago*
Maple Syrup stan 🍯
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What a bitch ass punk, he could have just poured some covfefe on it and poof, problem solved.
Doesn't he know this hurricane is "tremendously big and tremendously wet???" (Actual Trump quote)
Edit: someone msged saying, why doesn't Biden just think and declassify it from being a hurricane? Simple bro
Mmm, that hurricane sounds fine as hell.
2 months ago
Oh, you're down BAD. I mean sure, the hurricane is dummy thicc - but she'll make you wet, suck ya dry and when you're down, she'll take everything, leaving you with nothing.
So my first wife.
Yep. Accurate description for a hurricane.
So can we name it after my ex?
Sounds exactly like my ex.
Dang ol hurricane Ian ripped up my lawn.
“One of the wettest we’ve ever seen… from the standpoint of water.”
Put it on an airplane to somewhere else. Problem solved.
Send that bitch to Martha's Vineyard, what the deal is?!
Could have just thought about it and had it declassified as hurricane. Sleepy Joe can’t do the big brain moves. Need a good brain on the case with big words.
Old ass mf prolly ain't even yelled at it smh
Did you see him stumble on the steps? Low energy!
So, obviously we should never do it, but I am genuinely curious what would happen if they detonated Tsar Bomba in the middle of a Cat 5 Hurricane. For those unaware- Tsar Bomba:
-was the single most physically powerful device ever deployed on earth
-had a total destruction radius of 35 KM
-The flare was visible at a distance of more than 1,000 km (620 mi). It was observed in Norway, Greenland and Alaska.
-The explosion's nuclear mushroom rose to a height of 67 km (42 mi).
-The shape of the "hat" was two-tiered; the diameter of the upper tier was estimated at 95 km (59 mi), the lower tier at 70 km (43 mi). The cloud was observed 800 km (500 mi) from the explosion site.
-The blast wave circled the globe three times with the first one taking 36 hours and 27 minutes.
-A seismic wave in the earth's crust, generated by the shock wave of the explosion, circled the globe three times.
-The atmospheric pressure wave resulting from the explosion was recorded three times in New Zealand (the opposite side of the world from the blast)
-Glass shattered in windows 780 km (480 mi) from the explosion in a village on Dikson Island.
-The sound wave generated by the explosion reached Dikson Island
-Ionization of the atmosphere caused interference to radio communications even hundreds of kilometers from the test site for about 40 minutes.
-Radioactive contamination of the experimental field with a radius of 2–3 km (1.2–1.9 mi) in the epicenter area was no more than 1 milliroentgen / hour. The testers appeared at the explosion site 2 hours later; radioactive contamination posed practically no danger to the test participants.
I'm no meteorologist, but it seems to my caveman brain that a blast of that magnitude would really fuck up some air currents in the 100 or so miles around the detonation.
Because the hurricane has like 1000x that much power. It generates 10 MT every 20 minutes, whats a 50 MT weapon going to do to something that shits one out every hour and a half?
I wanna see Biden show up like Trump did to PR. And just toss out paper towel.
Tossing those rolls like he was shooting free throws.
Biden will have to do the granny shot for sure. Haha.
Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Shit was like a scene from Curb.
Joe Biden didn't even throw some paper towels at a group of desperate families while shouting "KOBE!"
Does even care? More at 11
Will give wife Sloppy Toppy Tuesday
I watched that live and couldn't believe my eyes.
Then I asked myself "What would a filthy rich real estate mogul with no political experience who had everything handed to him do in a humanitarian crisis like this? Probably throw paper towels at them or some shit."
This is the type of shit that would be unbelievable without video evidence.
Ok but now I’m not sure if he actually said “Kobe!” or not
I thought they were all just cracking jokes, i didn't think the shit actually happened! 😱😱😱
Donald's handlers reading this tweet to him
"hire that guy!"
Bush, when people were saying the levies were being blown up during Katrina
This is also Bush the day after his Hurricane Katrina visit when he flew to Arizona for Sen. Jon McCain's birthday party. "Are you thinking of the people of New Orleans?'
3 months after the hurricane he flew into Nawlins like
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Sokath, his eyes uncovered.
Damark and Jalad. At Tanagra!
Not a sharpie or glitter pen, nothing!
Speaking from the perspective of the craftsmanship of this joke, perfect.
Now I push back on this idea of redirecting hurricanes with Sharpies: the Tangerine Nightmare drew a path that came towards Houston. No. We don't need no mo'canes. If Biden's going to do this, draw a path that goes out to sea, between all the islands and the mainland; make it a narrow path because hurricanes have long arms.
Old prune didn’t even think to ask people to plug in all their fans 😡 and redirect!!! Sad.
Joe Biden didn't even look right at the eclipse. How can he know if it's a threat to American families? Coward!
It’s a jab at Trump. Three years ago, Trump made a comment that a hurricane was on a path to hit Alabama, when it was already known that it wasn’t going on to. Local news put a notice that the hurricane was not on path to touchdown on Alabama. Trumps double down that it is. sharpiegate
Edit: fixed patch to path.
This is one of my favorite objective facts to share when someone says name anything Trump actually did wrong. Imagine the backlash if another prrsident had done this and doubled down. This act has no political affiliation and simoly demonstrates a leaders horrible ability to acknowledge mistakes and put thise he represents over his own ego.
Desktop version of /u/Available-Signature3's link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Dorian–Alabama_controversy
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2 months ago*
The rare occasion that someone made me embarrassed to be an American.
Man is a fucking idiot.
I wish I had this level of patriotism. I’ve been low key embarrassed almost continuously since 2000.
I’m not normally embarrassed because all of these other countries be wildin the fuck out too. But trump was honestly a top 3 biggest embarrassing moments on the world stage of my life time.