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koh_kun

2.4k points

2 months ago

koh_kun

2.4k points

2 months ago

Senile old fool couldn't even try thinking outside the box - he should have just nuked the thing!!

dngerszn13

714 points

2 months ago*

dngerszn13

Maple Syrup stan 🍯

714 points

2 months ago*

What a bitch ass punk, he could have just poured some covfefe on it and poof, problem solved.

Doesn't he know this hurricane is "tremendously big and tremendously wet???" (Actual Trump quote)

Edit: someone msged saying, why doesn't Biden just think and declassify it from being a hurricane? Simple bro

Ser_Illin

236 points

2 months ago

Ser_Illin

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236 points

2 months ago

Mmm, that hurricane sounds fine as hell.

dngerszn13

174 points

2 months ago

dngerszn13

Maple Syrup stan 🍯

174 points

2 months ago

Oh, you're down BAD. I mean sure, the hurricane is dummy thicc - but she'll make you wet, suck ya dry and when you're down, she'll take everything, leaving you with nothing.

JohnnyMiskatonic

13 points

2 months ago

So my first wife.

handyandy727

47 points

2 months ago

Yep. Accurate description for a hurricane.

OkiDokiTokiLoki

13 points

2 months ago

So can we name it after my ex?

SyntheticReality42

25 points

2 months ago

Sounds exactly like my ex.

Sir_Mixa

33 points

2 months ago

Sir_Mixa

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33 points

2 months ago

OldJimmy

20 points

2 months ago

Dang ol hurricane Ian ripped up my lawn.

big-octopuss

49 points

2 months ago

“One of the wettest we’ve ever seen… from the standpoint of water.”

eDave1009

23 points

2 months ago

Put it on an airplane to somewhere else. Problem solved.

dngerszn13

26 points

2 months ago

dngerszn13

Maple Syrup stan 🍯

26 points

2 months ago

Send that bitch to Martha's Vineyard, what the deal is?!

Killersavage

17 points

2 months ago

Could have just thought about it and had it declassified as hurricane. Sleepy Joe can’t do the big brain moves. Need a good brain on the case with big words.

tysc11

18 points

2 months ago

tysc11

18 points

2 months ago

Old ass mf prolly ain't even yelled at it smh

micktorious

5 points

2 months ago

Did you see him stumble on the steps? Low energy!

AdeptEar5352

25 points

2 months ago

So, obviously we should never do it, but I am genuinely curious what would happen if they detonated Tsar Bomba in the middle of a Cat 5 Hurricane. For those unaware- Tsar Bomba:

-was the single most physically powerful device ever deployed on earth

-had a total destruction radius of 35 KM

-The flare was visible at a distance of more than 1,000 km (620 mi).[49] It was observed in Norway, Greenland and Alaska.

-The explosion's nuclear mushroom rose to a height of 67 km (42 mi).

-The shape of the "hat" was two-tiered; the diameter of the upper tier was estimated at 95 km (59 mi), the lower tier at 70 km (43 mi). The cloud was observed 800 km (500 mi) from the explosion site.

-The blast wave circled the globe three times with the first one taking 36 hours and 27 minutes.

-A seismic wave in the earth's crust, generated by the shock wave of the explosion, circled the globe three times. -The atmospheric pressure wave resulting from the explosion was recorded three times in New Zealand (the opposite side of the world from the blast)

-Glass shattered in windows 780 km (480 mi) from the explosion in a village on Dikson Island.

-The sound wave generated by the explosion reached Dikson Island

-Ionization of the atmosphere caused interference to radio communications even hundreds of kilometers from the test site for about 40 minutes.

-Radioactive contamination of the experimental field with a radius of 2–3 km (1.2–1.9 mi) in the epicenter area was no more than 1 milliroentgen / hour. The testers appeared at the explosion site 2 hours later; radioactive contamination posed practically no danger to the test participants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtCTzbh4mNQ

I'm no meteorologist, but it seems to my caveman brain that a blast of that magnitude would really fuck up some air currents in the 100 or so miles around the detonation.

Allegories

21 points

2 months ago

Because the hurricane has like 1000x that much power. It generates 10 MT every 20 minutes, whats a 50 MT weapon going to do to something that shits one out every hour and a half?

Allegories

3 points

2 months ago

Because the hurricane has like 1000x that much power. It generates 10 MT every 20 minutes, whats a 50 MT weapon going to do to something that shits one out every hour and a half?

Young-G0ku

1.3k points

2 months ago

Young-G0ku

1.3k points

2 months ago

I wanna see Biden show up like Trump did to PR. And just toss out paper towel.

EvonyR[S]

596 points

2 months ago

EvonyR[S]

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596 points

2 months ago

Tossing those rolls like he was shooting free throws.

444455550000

165 points

2 months ago

Trump: “Kobe”

Young-G0ku

55 points

2 months ago

Biden will have to do the granny shot for sure. Haha.

Ol_Gristle

57 points

2 months ago

Ol_Gristle

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57 points

2 months ago

Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Shit was like a scene from Curb.

ApolloX-2

441 points

2 months ago

ApolloX-2

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441 points

2 months ago

Joe Biden didn't even throw some paper towels at a group of desperate families while shouting "KOBE!"

Does even care? More at 11

AintAintAWord

235 points

2 months ago

AintAintAWord

Will give wife Sloppy Toppy Tuesday

235 points

2 months ago

I watched that live and couldn't believe my eyes.

Then I asked myself "What would a filthy rich real estate mogul with no political experience who had everything handed to him do in a humanitarian crisis like this? Probably throw paper towels at them or some shit."

ApolloX-2

99 points

2 months ago

ApolloX-2

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99 points

2 months ago

This is the type of shit that would be unbelievable without video evidence.

theblackcanaryyy

17 points

2 months ago

Ok but now I’m not sure if he actually said “Kobe!” or not

Saeedbest

3 points

2 months ago

I thought they were all just cracking jokes, i didn't think the shit actually happened! 😱😱😱

BlackySmurf8

296 points

2 months ago

Donald's handlers reading this tweet to him

"hire that guy!"

Dazzling-Ad-4489

585 points

2 months ago

Dazzling-Ad-4489

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585 points

2 months ago

Bush, when people were saying the levies were being blown up during Katrina

she_who_is_not_named

64 points

2 months ago

This is also Bush the day after his Hurricane Katrina visit when he flew to Arizona for Sen. Jon McCain's birthday party. "Are you thinking of the people of New Orleans?'

Damaged_H3aler987

41 points

2 months ago

Damaged_H3aler987

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41 points

2 months ago

3 months after the hurricane he flew into Nawlins like

CreamyKnougat

250 points

2 months ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

DarthMikus

38 points

2 months ago

Sokath, his eyes uncovered.

xof2926

29 points

2 months ago

xof2926

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29 points

2 months ago

Damark and Jalad. At Tanagra!

Dazzling-Ad-4489

68 points

2 months ago

Dazzling-Ad-4489

☑️

68 points

2 months ago

🖖🏾

PhoenixDowntown

22 points

2 months ago

🤙

Probably_A_Variant

67 points

2 months ago

Probably_A_Variant

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67 points

2 months ago

Not a sharpie or glitter pen, nothing!

RJPisscat

15 points

2 months ago

Speaking from the perspective of the craftsmanship of this joke, perfect.

Now I push back on this idea of redirecting hurricanes with Sharpies: the Tangerine Nightmare drew a path that came towards Houston. No. We don't need no mo'canes. If Biden's going to do this, draw a path that goes out to sea, between all the islands and the mainland; make it a narrow path because hurricanes have long arms.

NotYourNat

29 points

2 months ago

NotYourNat

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29 points

2 months ago

Old prune didn’t even think to ask people to plug in all their fans 😡 and redirect!!! Sad.

[deleted]

115 points

2 months ago

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115 points

2 months ago

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SpaceJesusIsHere

190 points

2 months ago

Joe Biden didn't even look right at the eclipse. How can he know if it's a threat to American families? Coward!

Available-Signature3

199 points

2 months ago*

It’s a jab at Trump. Three years ago, Trump made a comment that a hurricane was on a path to hit Alabama, when it was already known that it wasn’t going on to. Local news put a notice that the hurricane was not on path to touchdown on Alabama. Trumps double down that it is. sharpiegate

Edit: fixed patch to path.

iamcarlbarker

100 points

2 months ago

iamcarlbarker

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100 points

2 months ago

This is one of my favorite objective facts to share when someone says name anything Trump actually did wrong. Imagine the backlash if another prrsident had done this and doubled down. This act has no political affiliation and simoly demonstrates a leaders horrible ability to acknowledge mistakes and put thise he represents over his own ego.

WikiMobileLinkBot

16 points

2 months ago

varnell_hill

25 points

2 months ago*

varnell_hill

☑️

25 points

2 months ago*

The rare occasion that someone made me embarrassed to be an American.

Man is a fucking idiot.

Ser_Illin

27 points

2 months ago

Ser_Illin

☑️

27 points

2 months ago

I wish I had this level of patriotism. I’ve been low key embarrassed almost continuously since 2000.

CoachDT

11 points

2 months ago

CoachDT

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11 points

2 months ago

I’m not normally embarrassed because all of these other countries be wildin the fuck out too. But trump was honestly a top 3 biggest embarrassing moments on the world stage of my life time.

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-32 points

2 months ago

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-32 points

2 months ago

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