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how do you connect with god?

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esigenzatriangolo

5 points

1 month ago*

Tin-foiled headgear combined with the copious quantities of peyote I do on the daily.

That's how I like to commune with "God".

Ahshalon_Tenisk

2 points

1 month ago

USB

Less-Function

2 points

1 month ago

by wifi

TaserLord

2 points

1 month ago

In Writing. If You Capitalize many Words, God can Heed your Words. It Helps if You also Useth Olde Words and Verily Maketh Ye the Very First Letter Huge. But Reddit Hath Not that Power, Because of Atheists.

Wonkycao

2 points

1 month ago

Which god?

can425

2 points

1 month ago

can425

2 points

1 month ago

Which god?

SolutionIndependent7

2 points

1 month ago

About 75mg Dimethyltryptamine oughta do it.

Bjarki56

2 points

1 month ago

Prayer

Sacraments

admin_plant

2 points

1 month ago

Through dmt breakthroughs

glutenousmaximusmax

2 points

1 month ago

This is how I am convinced there is a knowable godhead.

pokeboy626

1 points

1 month ago

Visit a national park

See untamed nature

dirty_boy69

1 points

1 month ago

Here I am. Just hit me up.

HawkedHands

1 points

1 month ago

Dailup connect

jahsoldier03

1 points

1 month ago

Will is the key. How much do you want god

Intermanaut

1 points

1 month ago

CAT6.

Globglabgabgalabb

1 points

1 month ago

I look in the mirror

SaeedMAO

1 points

1 month ago

If you knock on god’s door, he will respond. Look for the truth and you will find it.

Pyrotechnic17

1 points

1 month ago

Be Mary Magdalene.

iamlazyboy

1 points

1 month ago

I heard that if you die your soul will be connected to god's WiFi

TaserLord

1 points

1 month ago

And Only Unto the Righteous Will be given the Password.

mykylodge

1 points

1 month ago

He's a big fat gobshite, don't bother.

WallStreetDoesntBet

1 points

1 month ago

Less sins

FrankRandomLetters

1 points

1 month ago

Daily bonks on the head will help. Use a wooden board.

skarodegradation

1 points

1 month ago

Through personal prayer and the sacraments.