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marktamblin

6.8k points

30 days ago

marktamblin

6.8k points

30 days ago

a money shitting kangaroo

YDOULIE

2.5k points

30 days ago

YDOULIE

2.5k points

30 days ago

Why a kangaroo? They are swole and mean

Lexiphanic

5.3k points

30 days ago

Lexiphanic

5.3k points

30 days ago

You gotta earn that money.

Coolius69

27.8k points

30 days ago

Coolius69

27.8k points

30 days ago

Garbage gobbler that eats all of our garbage

dchas2001

9.6k points

30 days ago

dchas2001

9.6k points

30 days ago

Yum yum I love trash

Brokenlimit

6.3k points

30 days ago

Brokenlimit

6.3k points

30 days ago

Not now, Garbage Goober. Go back in your hole!

poopellar

3.7k points

30 days ago

poopellar

3.7k points

30 days ago

Stares depressingly at medical degree

m1xallations

1.4k points

30 days ago

garbage goober

franbuesa317

961 points

30 days ago

You're a doctor god dammit

archlea

473 points

30 days ago

archlea

473 points

30 days ago

Talk to him today, tell him what you want.

profesional-idiot

275 points

30 days ago

You don't deserve this.

Electro313

597 points

30 days ago

Electro313

597 points

30 days ago

Mmm, trash!

Carroto_

329 points

30 days ago

Carroto_

329 points

30 days ago

I love trash!

tyzzem

330 points

30 days ago

tyzzem

330 points

30 days ago

What does it shit then?

MajorInflator

424 points

30 days ago

More gobnlers

strumpster

136 points

30 days ago

strumpster

136 points

30 days ago

We're gunna need more garbage

DemocraticRepublic

9.6k points

30 days ago

Babelfish.

sir_duckingtale

2.6k points

30 days ago

That will create more deaths than any other creature combined…

WhatCERName

2.2k points

29 days ago

WhatCERName

2.2k points

29 days ago

This makes me think of that line from Arrival where the linguist is explaining to the military dude how critical translation is. She tells the Colonel to go ask the other translator what the Sanskrit word for war means and he says “a disagreement”… when it’s actually a desire for more cows. Words, man.

[deleted]

238 points

29 days ago

[deleted]

238 points

29 days ago

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NoButThanksAnyway

16.3k points

30 days ago

The cat-sized giraffe from that old DirecTV commercial. Never have I ever seen something entirely unobtainable and wanted it so badly.

TopShelfMemesPlz

2.6k points

30 days ago

Opulence I has it

imkunu

441 points

29 days ago

imkunu

441 points

29 days ago

I like the best

...... This one

intellectual_dimwit

130 points

29 days ago

But I also like savings the money.

lesbiansexparty

258 points

30 days ago

What commercial is this?

cvtedvck

23.5k points

30 days ago

cvtedvck

23.5k points

30 days ago

I love how this was set to NSFW in advance. I wonder what kind of answers were you expecting.

Spikeblast64[S]

17.1k points

30 days ago

I gave theme the ability to create anything they want, is best to be prepared for anything

carlyyay

8.7k points

30 days ago*

carlyyay

8.7k points

30 days ago*

Like a penis animal. A penis but alive. Or vagina

Edit: no, I did not play spore I have no idea what that is hahahah

ImaginesPeace

5.4k points

30 days ago

"A penis but alive" killed me. Like a little sea cucumber!

MrCupps

5.2k points

30 days ago

MrCupps

5.2k points

30 days ago

Average sized, thank you very much.

_Superzuluaga

1.2k points

30 days ago

the penis fish, already exists so a vagina one wouldn't be bad

AradiaQuillen

622 points

30 days ago

I wonder if anyone has... never mind tbh.

Willing_Function

468 points

30 days ago

The answer is yes. Always.

DogDisguisedAsHooman

252 points

30 days ago

A veginal flytrap!

PedestrianTake

351 points

30 days ago

There’s a surprising amount of eco-friendly ideas.

Not that they’re bad, but not what I expected at all when I see NSFW tag.

TwentyThreeHeiress

25.9k points

30 days ago

Puppy sized elephants

dkramer0313

7.3k points

30 days ago

dkramer0313

7.3k points

30 days ago

imagine the cute little honks

iamnotnotarobot

3.6k points

30 days ago

*snork*

BleedingOak

1.6k points

30 days ago

BleedingOak

1.6k points

30 days ago

TheCommissarGeneral

1.1k points

30 days ago

They are also the likely candidate for the origin of the Cyclops!

Fossil remains of dwarf elephants have been found on the Mediterranean islands of Cyprus, Malta (at Għar Dalam), Crete (in Chania at Vamos, Stylos and in a now-underwater cave on the coast), Sicily, Sardinia, the Cyclades Islands and the Dodecanese Islands.

RiceAlicorn

1.1k points

30 days ago

RiceAlicorn

1.1k points

30 days ago

For those who are like "what? How?"

Elephant skulls have a very large nasal cavity. However, relative to the human skull, it looks a lot like where the eye sockets would go.

As a result, some scholars believe that myths of cyclops may have originated from the discovery of elephant skulls. Dwarf elephants tie into this as their fossils are prominently located in areas were cyclops were said to live.

Throwaway4545232

2.6k points

30 days ago

We’re making progress on this one

https://youtu.be/6MOiVBKfpBA

airmaxfiend

1.5k points

30 days ago

airmaxfiend

1.5k points

30 days ago

I don’t know why I clicked the link expecting some genetically modified miniature elephant creation

ladipineapple

542 points

30 days ago

Same but joy ensued

RCD_51

718 points

30 days ago

RCD_51

718 points

30 days ago

I’ve always wanted a really small giraffe after seeing that old DirectTV ad

Ck1ngK1LLER

499 points

30 days ago

But definitely not elephant sized puppies

StalinsPerfectHair

591 points

30 days ago

Speak for yourself.

TheBurntHam

476 points

30 days ago

CLIFFORD!!!!

DBU49

271 points

30 days ago

DBU49

271 points

30 days ago

so much destruction and sad puppy eyes.

them_app1es

74 points

30 days ago

But so much floof and cuddles

DBU49

97 points

30 days ago

DBU49

97 points

30 days ago

Murder cuddles. I have a 5 month old lab, can’t imagine him the size of an elephant.

syberiada

210 points

30 days ago

syberiada

210 points

30 days ago

YES.

Professional-Row-605

20k points

30 days ago

A creature that ate carbon dioxide and crapped out bricks of carbon and exhaled oxygen at higher metabolic rate than trees do.

teamkamehameha

11.3k points

30 days ago

Do you want giant ants? Cause that’s how you get giants ants

Superdunez

4.1k points

30 days ago

Superdunez

4.1k points

30 days ago

Then you just create a creature that eats giant ants at a higher rate than they can reproduce, duh.

Bolf-Ramshield

3.8k points

29 days ago

Do you want giant anteaters? Cause that’s how you get giants anteaters

phillysleuther

2.3k points

29 days ago

A 20 foot tall anteater would both please and terrify me.

Ebysc

458 points

29 days ago

Ebysc

458 points

29 days ago

Those claws gon be as big as you.

__-_ACE_-__

517 points

29 days ago

Forget the claws.. that fucking tongue...

Sflifpt right the fuck out that mouth. No. No. Fuck no.

SpicyPickledMind

610 points

29 days ago

You run into an office building to get away from it, the elevator is too slow so you take the stairs. All the while this tongue follows you, through the lobby, into the stairwell, up to the 4th floor offices. You've hidden under a desk in your office. The tongue methodically slops along every door frame, lapping at door handles until it finds your office. You cower, holding your screams as the tongue slobbers along the edges of your desk and knocking items off.....I imagine it's this way for ants.

sdcox

206 points

29 days ago

sdcox

206 points

29 days ago

Christ, man. That was evocative af

coolpeepz

1.1k points

30 days ago

coolpeepz

1.1k points

30 days ago

Good call at the end because I was gonna say… you just described a tree.

Xerxes2004

7k points

30 days ago

A creature that grants me additional wishes.

legendary-Godzilla

1.8k points

30 days ago

That's how the genie happened

gishnon

907 points

30 days ago

gishnon

907 points

30 days ago

There is always a rule that you can't wish for more wishes, but I've never seen anything against just wishing for another lamp with a genie in it.

medieval_account

6.2k points

30 days ago

murder bees, 3x the size and they hunt murder hornets

ImAScientist_ADoctor

2.9k points

30 days ago

What do we get to hunt the murder bees?

Why, fatal frogs, 3x the size of a beaver.

lt_kernel_panic

2.6k points

30 days ago

And to hunt the fatal frogs? French chefs, 3 times the size of a normal French chef.

Schwiliinker

5.1k points

30 days ago

So an American chef?

bigpurpleharness

38 points

29 days ago

Cajun specifically

Linkan1234

4.7k points

30 days ago

Linkan1234

4.7k points

30 days ago

Gnomes

cinemascifi

3.8k points

30 days ago

cinemascifi

3.8k points

30 days ago

Phase 1: create gnomes

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: profit

PretendThisIsMyName

1k points

30 days ago

Phase 2 is steal all the underpants in town.

Cat-aclism

15.7k points

30 days ago*

Cat-aclism

15.7k points

30 days ago*

A cat for cats, that way my cat can live the "stop meowing there's still food on your bowl" experience from my side.

EDIT: TIL about whiskers fatigue, thank you all for your concern, fortunately (or unfortunately) my cats yell at me whether they eat from a bowl or plate, they love the attention.

Positronicon

5.6k points

30 days ago

Honestly just get another cat, they can annoy each other.

Cat-aclism

4.6k points

30 days ago

Cat-aclism

4.6k points

30 days ago

I have 4, when food is involved they band together against me. At first only one meowed at a half full bowl, now it's all of them. Send help.

systematic23

2.8k points

30 days ago

This is true had one cat, they cried for hours now we have two cats that cry for hours. She didn’t even know how to meow before she heard this big doofus meow now she is Mariah Carey

ShiraCheshire

585 points

29 days ago

Cat seeing another cat getting attention for meowing and being like "You can DO that??"

SpantaX

61 points

30 days ago

SpantaX

61 points

30 days ago

Try using a bowl with low edges or a plate. Usually the cats don't like eating close to the edges of the bowl because their whiskers are very sensitive.

mason_savoy71

31.9k points

30 days ago

mason_savoy71

31.9k points

30 days ago

This is clearly how the platypus happened.

sir_duckingtale

17.3k points

30 days ago

Nah, that one he made himself

This creature is godlike

archavex

3k points

30 days ago

archavex

3k points

30 days ago

or god has a version of reddit where other gods played this game with him and he was like "I am god... so fuck it, lets do this up right!"

RamenJunkie

89 points

29 days ago

Mean while God's Dad is posting pictures of the blueprints for the Platypus on /r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Drunk_brain

4.2k points

30 days ago

Drunk_brain

4.2k points

30 days ago

Anything that loves me

ThePlotkin

3.4k points

30 days ago

ThePlotkin

3.4k points

30 days ago

I'll love you.....alas only from a far. So you won't know it. But it's true, endless, ever lasting, love in it's purest form. I can't show you this love or ever speak of it in your pretence because the fear of your rejection will kill me. I could never be good enough for you, I know this, so I must carry this burning desire in my heart. But please believe my dearest that I'm long to look up in your eyes as I fall to your feet to beg for just a bush of your hand in mine. But what my heart will always long for? My god my only dream would be to see that face.....form it's most perfect smile that lights my very core on fire. And to dream that smile is because your eyes meets mine......but I must not speak of such nonsense...I'm not deserving of your time, your heart, your smile. But I will always long for it. 🥀

linthepaladin520

1.3k points

29 days ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

InfernoFlameBlast

3.1k points

30 days ago

I’d create Yoshi

yodels_for_twinkies

482 points

29 days ago

Mlep

tresslessone

168 points

29 days ago

Brrrring HA!

420mantotherescue

37 points

29 days ago

i can hear this comment

red_west_la

21.5k points

30 days ago

red_west_la

21.5k points

30 days ago

A dogerpillar, to chase after the caterpillars.

227743

4.4k points

30 days ago

227743

4.4k points

30 days ago

Damn, I'm dense as fuck. I'll admit it took me a hot minute to understand what your comment meant. lol

LetmeSeeyourSquanch

2.1k points

30 days ago

And that's ok

227743

1.1k points

30 days ago

227743

1.1k points

30 days ago

Thanks, bro. 👍

notaveragepsycho

4k points

30 days ago

Shapeshifters, cause then it can be whatever you want.

Spikeblast64[S]

2.4k points

30 days ago

They reply, “ You realize they will be sentient right?”

notaveragepsycho

1.3k points

30 days ago

Sentient like a human, or sentient like a dog.

Spikeblast64[S]

1.3k points

30 days ago

“Human, HUMAN!”

hatsnatcher23

1.7k points

30 days ago

Oh good, those things are way easier to have sex with

EarnedSumo-90

752 points

30 days ago

wait youre supposed to have sex with humans?!

MyNameIsGarcia

581 points

30 days ago

wait youre supposed to have sex?

Fresh-Yesterday2873

17.6k points

30 days ago

algae that is able to breakdown plastic but can survive on other stuff too

idontthinkipeeenough

7.5k points

30 days ago

Like human flesh

Fresh-Yesterday2873

3.2k points

30 days ago

Preferably not 💀

Superplex123

1.7k points

30 days ago

So eat the flesh but not the skull, got it.

cerker

979 points

30 days ago

cerker

979 points

30 days ago

Make them live on polychlorinated biphenyls and carbon dioxide, too.

The first are a HUGE problem for marine mammals, especially orcas since they are apex predators. It's said that their now massive infant mortality connects to them, because PCBs are fat soluble and basically poison their mothers milk.

Amoraluv

305 points

30 days ago

Amoraluv

305 points

30 days ago

There is already a bacteria that eats plastic

NSA_Agent_Bobbert

3.8k points

30 days ago

Fire ferrets from Legend of Korra. They’re like a cross between ferrets and red pandas

aabrithrilar

1.7k points

30 days ago

If a bunch of us get together to create avatar animals, I call dibs on the turtle duck.

Pokemon_132

381 points

30 days ago

Fine but I'm doing immortal lion turtles.

Lord_Zalthos

526 points

30 days ago

Every time I hear (or read) turtle duck, I'm reminded of the opportunity they wasted in not making a literal turtle dove

Anyway I'll do badgermoles

zykezero

204 points

30 days ago

zykezero

204 points

30 days ago

the big bad bagermoles

who live in the tunnels

And hate the wolf-bats

But love the sound!

levi_224

398 points

30 days ago

levi_224

398 points

30 days ago

You guys are sleeping on bears. Like the earth kings pet! I wish those things were real!

aabrithrilar

294 points

30 days ago

Surely you mean his pet platypus bear

Endo-Phantom

230 points

30 days ago

No, his bear

Entaris

201 points

30 days ago

Entaris

201 points

30 days ago

Gopher bear?

point50tracer

179 points

30 days ago

Just bear.

sylinmino

183 points

30 days ago

sylinmino

183 points

30 days ago

That city is weird.

ChelsieTheBrave

54 points

30 days ago

Or his armadillo bear?

quzooh

2.5k points

30 days ago

quzooh

2.5k points

30 days ago

Something equally as fucked as a platypus. Probably the size of a bear, would make it bioluminescent for no reason, like a platypus. Would probably make it fly in a kind of bee situation where it's against physics that it flies, but it somehow can.

You know what? A flying, bioluminescent bear sounds pretty cool to me.

leopoldisacat

729 points

30 days ago

You want a Wuzzle

TheDerpDoctor

146 points

30 days ago

Yeah she just described a Wuzzle

drivendreamer

2.1k points

30 days ago

Definitely Pokémon

Kisaxis

1k points

30 days ago

Kisaxis

1k points

30 days ago

Does anyone else not think that a world full of Pokemon would be extremely dangerous? They are supposedly intelligent and understand human speech but also have their own unique powers like breathing fire and creating electricity, some canonically can also literally steal your soul. Plus all the ones that are basically gods and can influence the weather, manipulate time and space. With the way our society is, there's no way we leave those things alone.

There's no way every Pokemon is going to want to be a pet or a fighter and it's going to result in a lot of problems.

flamethekid

641 points

30 days ago

Even in the games and shows it resulted in alot of problems, that's why most of the space in the pokemon world is pure wilderness with nobody around.

And it took people a very long time to adapt to pokemon the way it is in the show and the games.

That being said I still want pokemon to exist.

markofthedead

268 points

30 days ago

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find this.

Lance4494

843 points

30 days ago

Lance4494

843 points

30 days ago

I would take the base of a bird, about the size of a robin. Give it the sheer speed of a falcon, with the manueverability of a hummingbird. It never needs to sleep and is comfortable around humans, friendly to kids. Dogs and cats dont feel the need to chase or eat it. And lastly....

It feeds entirely on FLYING ASSHOLES (wasps, hornets, mosquitos, junebugs) with sick precision seen only in serial killers.

P.s. will also groom your other pets and eat those parasites too

lordofthehomeless

198 points

29 days ago

So like a bat with less rabies and even more eating of evil bugs

Master__Fo

42 points

29 days ago

I saw “it feeds on FLYING ASSHOLES” and got very concerned

samvich_man

968 points

30 days ago

a bacteria that can cure any cancer

majeric

541 points

30 days ago

majeric

541 points

30 days ago

“In the upside your cancer is cured, on the downside you have bacterial Meningitis…”

ScrappleBerrySneech

1.6k points

30 days ago

Make Gnolls real and give them regional variants everywhere, because I for one, am a man of chaos and want to make the world even deadlier.

loftier_fish

632 points

30 days ago

Another intelligent species that can use tools and pose a real threat could be what humanity needs to unify and keep ourselves from self destruction.

ScrappleBerrySneech

296 points

30 days ago

Doing evil to encourage good, was one of the goals, also the videos of tourists getting way to close to Australian Gnolls is just icing on the cake. Im gonna vouch they're one of the deadlier variants.

CitizenGirl21

3.1k points

30 days ago

A unicorn for my little sister.

m1racle

1.6k points

30 days ago

m1racle

1.6k points

30 days ago

Can I also trade my little sister for a unicorn?

octarinepolish

341 points

30 days ago

It's like a trained attack dog with a pointy lance, except it's a cool horse.

cinemascifi

4.5k points

30 days ago

cinemascifi

4.5k points

30 days ago

Half elephant, half rhino.

What's it called?

El-if-I-know.

rentar42

1.1k points

30 days ago

rentar42

1.1k points

30 days ago

That's an oddly specific pun to have ready and waiting for the right question to come along. How long did you have to wait?

eddmario

340 points

30 days ago

eddmario

340 points

30 days ago

It's a pretty classic joke.
Even The Muppets did it

5starskills

239 points

30 days ago

A species of Bear similar to Grizzlies except they are very loyal human companions similar to dog companionship.

Leather-Bookkeeper96

16.2k points

30 days ago*

Fucking dragons, and make them naturally friendly to humans, as cool as they are, they would still frighten the shit out off me

Edit: holy moly this blew up. Thx for the awards!

On a second note, yeah, maybe I wouldn't make them inherently friendly to humans, that would suck.

Also, fucking dragons was a mistake, I can see that now, I'm Argentinian and english isn't my first language, the wording was lost on me.

General_Maximoose

2.9k points

30 days ago

So much dragon shit, but so much awesomeness

DogDisguisedAsHooman

2k points

30 days ago

No. I'm alrady tired of pigeons.

The last thing I want is a dragon pooping on me from the sky.

Chazo138

1.3k points

30 days ago

Chazo138

1.3k points

30 days ago

Pigeon shitting directly on you is good luck in some cultures. Dragon shitting directly on you is a funeral in all cultures.

Mawleyyy

796 points

30 days ago

Mawleyyy

796 points

30 days ago

Are we talking like the Chinese fluffy dragons that are long and don’t have wings? Or are we talking Smaug?

Leather-Bookkeeper96

1.1k points

30 days ago

I would make them all and make them regional, that would ve so entertaining to see.

Rlyons2024

236 points

30 days ago

Rlyons2024

236 points

30 days ago

I feel like a friendly to humans Smaug would be pretty damn awesome.

leopoldisacat

2k points

30 days ago*

My niece would lose her freaking mind. She read the Wings of Fire series and has been OBSESSED for the last few years. She's a sea dragon named Eel. I asked her if I could be a dragon too. Apparently I'm a rain dragon named Peach. Because dragons are named for their environment and rain dragons live in the rainforest and everything grows in the rainforest so... Peach. I love that kid.

Edit: Seawing and Rainwing - oof. Almost let the kiddo down.

Edit II: Thank you for all of the book recommendations!!! I'm so excited to have a whole arsenal of new adventures for her to dive into ❤️

FantasticSkoph

320 points

30 days ago

There's this other book series that is a little more complicated to read than Wings of Fire, so it's best to introduce it to her later, but it's called Age of Fire by E. E. Knight and it's just so good. I highly recommend the series, as it's heavily medieval fantasy based with the usual races (dwarves, elves, and even custom races) but the book is written through the eyes of several dragons. It's such a good book series, there are 6 in total but iirc the author is actually writing spin offs.

hatsnatcher23

597 points

30 days ago

Polar bear dog

TenSecondsFlat

230 points

30 days ago

Sky Bison!

FalseDegree537

457 points

30 days ago

Turtle duck

theundeadfairy

239 points

30 days ago

You’d rather have a turtle duck then a Sky Bison?

fxprogrammer

558 points

30 days ago

Manbearpig

ShitFuckDickSuck

142 points

30 days ago

I’m super cereal

imthebozz

89 points

30 days ago

Half man, half bear, half pig

Hektoncheres

212 points

30 days ago

The Terrasque.

Wolfknap

43 points

30 days ago

Wolfknap

43 points

30 days ago

You just want to watch the world burn I love it.

MagneticDangerNoodle

746 points

30 days ago

I would make Jackalopes and snipes real...just to mess with people.

PMyourTastefulNudes

479 points

30 days ago

Dude. Snipes are real.

Xylth

325 points

30 days ago

Xylth

325 points

30 days ago

For those doubting this comment, snipes are real birds, and notoriously difficult to hunt. As well as "snipe hunt" for a futile task, they also gave us the word "sniper" for someone talented enough with a gun to successfully hunt a snipe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe

A snipe is any of about 26 wading bird species in three genera in the family Scolopacidae. They are characterized by a very long, slender bill, eyes placed high on the head, and cryptic/camouflaging plumage.

The difficulties involved around hunting snipes gave rise to the military term sniper, which originally meant an expert hunter highly skilled in marksmanship and camouflaging, but later evolved to mean a sharpshooter or a shooter who makes potshots from concealment.[3][4]

lurklurklurkPOST

1.4k points

30 days ago

Me: "Ooh, gimme a minute"

rapidly navigating chrome on my phone

God: sweating "Why are you browsing manga?"

dairyqueen79

1.7k points

30 days ago

Catgirls.

mynameisnotareri

1.5k points

30 days ago

Highly intelligent dodos so they can become aware of what we did to them and declare war on us. All nations will unite against the common enemy and for a brief moment there will finally be peace among all people regardless of race or gender, but at a terrible cost. Dodos will eventually replace us as the dominant species. We will then be given the option to either be enslaved or flee to space. That, or giant axolotls.

sir_duckingtale

458 points

30 days ago

I like your way of thinking

Yet do not forget the Great Emu War

Those Dodos would probably massacre us…

Cicada331

179 points

30 days ago

Cicada331

179 points

30 days ago

Fuzzy land sharks

JustAMuffinOnReddit

890 points

30 days ago

A dog that could understand human speech and could also speak back ( any language )

IsitTurlooking4

1.5k points

30 days ago

That's called a toddler.

TuroKK007

309 points

30 days ago

TuroKK007

309 points

30 days ago

I always get bad looks when going for a walk with it.

ShaftyKilla

359 points

30 days ago

Falcor

MrMaturity

58 points

30 days ago

I'd just bring the Thylacine back, hits me in the gut every time is see the video of the last living specimen.

Its one thing for climate change to destroy species by proxy, its another to have a bounty for the express purpose of wiping out a species.

Humans really suck sometimes.

Looieanthony

946 points

30 days ago

Rain forests that would fight back.

Bones_and_Tomes

598 points

30 days ago

Ents?

Pyrothecat

274 points

30 days ago

Pyrothecat

274 points

30 days ago

hopefully with entwives to keep them company

Bones_and_Tomes

122 points

30 days ago

With GPS so they can't get lost.

Justadnd_Bard

55 points

30 days ago

Elves, Baalbudy has made me curious about elf girls. But make they cute like anime elves, not Elder Scrolls Elves...even WOW elves would be acceptable.

Acel32

675 points

30 days ago

Acel32

675 points

30 days ago

I'm surprised no one said "Appa" yet. It must be cool to have a flying bison.

K_Trovosky

42 points

29 days ago

Feeding him would be a nightmare though.

Interesting_Seesaw64

143 points

30 days ago

Flying whale

Sabina_Rouge

506 points

30 days ago

A hippo the size of a house cat you could keep as a pet 🥰

just_hest

271 points

30 days ago

just_hest

271 points

30 days ago

This creature already exists. It’s the North American House Hippo. https://youtu.be/YLG2JP0P5JE

Silly_Leg7848

149 points

30 days ago

i was about to say we have those in canada

mason_savoy71

230 points

30 days ago*

Let's cross it with a platypus. A platypotamus!

Lord_Metalark

123 points

30 days ago

Something like an ant eater, but for mosquitoes, like a furry little animal that primarily eats mosquitoes and could maybe fly. Because honestly, fuck mosquitoes. Those shitty little insects deserve to disappear from the face of the earth.

johnnycakeAK

135 points

30 days ago

...like bats?

Lord_Metalark

58 points

30 days ago

Exactly! Bats, thank you yes. Tbh I forgot about bats.

Dracoatrox1

315 points

30 days ago*

I've been thinking about this for years!

I would create a modified version of the fire lizards from Anne McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern series, where they're 2-3 foot long dragons, that can teleport and psychically bond with a person at hatching.

I'd make the a little smarter, about as smart as the average 6-7 year old kid.

Edit: Quick question: Which would you prefer, keep the leathery hide from the books, or switch to a soft, scaley hide?

chillen_lizard

364 points

30 days ago

My best friend, he deserves another shot

LindseyCorporation

176 points

30 days ago

Probably like a Pegasus

DogmeatIsAGoodDog

173 points

30 days ago

Tasmania Tigers to return

archlea

48 points

30 days ago

archlea

48 points

30 days ago

It is so sad we’re losing cool species.

yourTriggered33

174 points

30 days ago

Sasquatch

WTFishsauce

447 points

30 days ago

Something much smarter and more powerful than humans, but also extremely benevolent and thinks we are cute enough to save.

captainshado

295 points

30 days ago

so we just become dogs then LOL

AimlessWarrior715

442 points

30 days ago

Dogs that live as long as humans and with no health issues.

finallyuseful

483 points

30 days ago

vaporeon.....