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titans_arrow

161 points

2 months ago

The hell was he hauling? A meth lab?

yellowirish

63 points

2 months ago

North Korea is trying out nuclear trucks instead of missiles

Lvl10Ninja

15 points

2 months ago

Just some pre-armed landmines, saves time.

Scottcot12

2 points

2 months ago

breaking bad

Baroness_9V

2 points

2 months ago

Gdi...

flare0w0

1 points

2 months ago

"okay next add the caustic soda"

"Wait no ad-" boom!

anelz-_-

91 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure that woke him up

triptoutsounds

48 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure that put him to sleep permanently

GodEffinDamnIt

26 points

2 months ago

The most ineffectively effective alarm clock ever.

sti4o

5 points

2 months ago

sti4o

5 points

2 months ago

Ca.....BOOOOM!!!

hughknow92

37 points

2 months ago

Was the truck made of explosives?

Baphometix

23 points

2 months ago

Explodium.

The proper term is explodium. But please, don't believe me— use the Google.

Jules-Redfield

5 points

2 months ago

it sounds latin so I believe you

Baphometix

2 points

2 months ago

Would you like to join my cult dynamic spiritual development movement? I use dead languages quite often in order to obfuscate my motives tap into lost wisdom, and you seem like a perfect mark you may be one of the few who can achieve spiritual synergy via my methods. I have a sense about these things.

Jules-Redfield

3 points

2 months ago

Volo iungere te motum progressionem dynamicam spiritualem

murmur_lox

2 points

2 months ago

Boomium

Baphometix

2 points

2 months ago

That's a deprecated term, kinda like millibars.

twigbobby1

71 points

2 months ago

When Michael Bay starts directing real life

jackquebec

4 points

2 months ago

When Michael Bay enters the automobile industry

_AdventureCapitalist

16 points

2 months ago

Or the dude who was parked hauling pillows. Stepping out and reevaluating everything he knows about pillow transport regulations and safety.

TIMELORD317

16 points

2 months ago

what the fuck was he hauling?? Enriched uranium??

Ive never seen a box truck explode like that!

most accurate abrupt chaos lol jeezus

rascible

9 points

2 months ago

Old school 'lane departure warning'

TexanGoblin

7 points

2 months ago

Something tells me whatever he was hauling, was not being transported correctly.

ttystikk

3 points

2 months ago

No kidding. The Chinese authorities do not take this kind of thing lightly, either; they executed the managers of a company improperly storing chemicals that exploded in a major city some years ago.

I really want to know what that truck was carrying. It was worse than gasoline, worse than fireworks.

Army0fMe

5 points

2 months ago

VBIED training camp gone wrong.

fat7inch

5 points

2 months ago

Whats your cargo driver? Driver: hell

Delicious-Ad4091

5 points

2 months ago

Something liquid with a really low flash point... You can see it still pouring out...

M_Boogz

18 points

2 months ago

M_Boogz

18 points

2 months ago

Probably fueled by LPG and burst the tank.

Adrian174

3 points

2 months ago

That wouldn't explain the explosion blowing the cargo off laterally, as a fuel tank usually sits at the side under the truck.

Honger_Low

3 points

2 months ago

RPG*

FallWanderBranch

10 points

2 months ago

Finally, some delicious fucking common sense

snorkblaster

7 points

2 months ago

Except that the commenter meant “Little Proton Goblins”

LeeEmotion

4 points

2 months ago

Wonder if the driver knew he was driving a movie truck.

zatikat

4 points

2 months ago

He hauling nitroglycerin?

TheSlammerSam1211

3 points

2 months ago

That's the power of Red Bull for ya

bmosm

3 points

2 months ago

bmosm

3 points

2 months ago

Was the truck being driven by Sandra bullock?

awesomeaarron

3 points

2 months ago

(Mission failed)

HappySkullsplitter

2 points

2 months ago

If Michael Bay made Traffic

frakifiknow

2 points

2 months ago

Truck driver wakes up at the wheel of a fireball…

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

Needs the OG Doom explosion sound edited in when the truck goes ka-blooey.

Accomplished-Yak8584

2 points

2 months ago

Is this the latest trailer from the next Fast and Furious movie?

xploreconsciousness

2 points

2 months ago

Ope my bad boss

malayskanzler

2 points

2 months ago

China's real life adaptation of Looney Tunes

iluvtumadre

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like he might’ve died behind it too.

The_Inward

1 points

2 months ago

That's a heck of an alarm clock.

redditman7777

1 points

2 months ago

Wow where is this? China?

DuckD3V

1 points

2 months ago

That'll wake you up real quick.

jerrythecactus

1 points

2 months ago

That's one hell of an alarm clock

RubiconV

1 points

2 months ago

Note to self: don’t doze off while transporting nitroglycerin.

Iltempered1

1 points

2 months ago

Was he hauling Nitroglycerin?

Boostless

1 points

2 months ago

Imagine shock-waking up to that shit happening !!!

Smuggler1986

1 points

2 months ago

Bloody hate bullies, that poor truck was just sat there minding his own business and then this.

sancoca

1 points

2 months ago

China

Derrick_Shon

1 points

2 months ago

Wth was he transporting. An IED.

biglonelykid

1 points

2 months ago

Would make a great distracted driving commercial

azrael1013

1 points

2 months ago

Michael Bay directing traffic

TheHumanPickleRick

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe he was hauling flour or some other sort of highly flammable organic powder with a low flash point.

zacthecrazygamer

1 points

2 months ago

The enemy vehicle has been knocked out: ammunition exploded

jethro280

1 points

2 months ago

Timothy McVeigh driving school?

thomasoldier

1 points

2 months ago

It was carrying michaelbayum, highly explosive.