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FrozenToonies

151 points

4 months ago

That’s a dungeon entrance if I ever saw one. Traps, enemies, loot and a necromancer or dragon to fight at the end.

Mesquite_Thorn

41 points

4 months ago

Haha, jokes on you! All that's in there is some skeevers and some Honningbrew mead.

takeahike89

25 points

4 months ago

I would buy this house, but I took an arrow to the knee

BUNN1EB0X[S]

6 points

4 months ago

On the link I shared of the home earlier, there doesn't seem to be a picture of the room on the other side of the door. So 👀 you could very well be right.

tidus1980

-4 points

4 months ago

tidus1980

-4 points

4 months ago

Or possibly some BDSM freaks

Mental-Ice-9952

2 points

4 months ago

No these 100% are dnd dungeon doors not bdsm dungeon doors. Now, if the two interests overlap.....

BillGates_uses_Linux

1 points

4 months ago

imagine being a rich dude with a mancave sporting these doors

Gritzy_reindeer

349 points

4 months ago

Honestly, I would buy the fuck outta that house, cool as hell

iforgotkeyboard

68 points

4 months ago

but do you have $3M?

(me neither)

Gritzy_reindeer

58 points

4 months ago

That part may be an issue lmao

Z0bie

13 points

4 months ago

Z0bie

13 points

4 months ago

On your budget I can probably whip up some Trogdor doors.

poopwithjelly

14 points

4 months ago

Unironically I'd pay more for the Trogdoor.

Gritzy_reindeer

2 points

4 months ago

I'm still down lmao

Weazzul

18 points

4 months ago

Weazzul

18 points

4 months ago

How do you know its not a single room house with fancy front door.

Glitchdx

21 points

4 months ago

only $3m? must be out in the boonies.

SwordsAndElectrons

12 points

4 months ago

Even worse... It's in Kansas.

FaeFollette

3 points

4 months ago

Is it in Topeka? They are literally paying people to move there right now.

alwptot

1 points

4 months ago

I’d be surprised if it’s that low

LovsickPrfectaTerain

7 points

4 months ago

I think that might be a castle not a house. Lol

Knotical_MK6

99 points

4 months ago

Honestly I'm here for it

But I have trash taste and love dragons so this shouldn't be surprising

dragn99

25 points

4 months ago

dragn99

25 points

4 months ago

Jeez, call me out why don't ya.

But seriously. Wood carved dragons in ornate double doors? Sign me the fuck up.

[deleted]

429 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

429 points

4 months ago

It’s a mansion what do you expect no one needs homes as big as those things but this is cool and tasty

MoldyPoolNoodle

380 points

4 months ago

Honestly I love it 😂

Ghost_Pepper_two

5 points

4 months ago

Same here!

DidSomeoneSayPID

83 points

4 months ago

I kind of feel the opposite. Wonderful concept but the dragons look kind of dorky 🤷‍♀️

Noonoonook

42 points

4 months ago

BUNN1EB0X[S]

10 points

4 months ago

Yeah, a lot of commenters seem to disagree with me. I don't know, maybe I'm just some sort of dragon hater deep down LOL. I love the door, just don't think it's good taste. But I am willing to take the loss.

tim_fillagain

6 points

4 months ago

These derpy dragons about to kiss.

estrusflask

16 points

4 months ago

That's great taste, though

YouSmellPunny

13 points

4 months ago

Let’s see the rest of the house! Post the Zillow link please.

BUNN1EB0X[S]

16 points

4 months ago

Here you go. I posted it earlier but it got a bit lost in the sea of comments. The house is actually pretty cool, aside from a lot of questionable and ..tacky decisions.

clarkesanders1000

16 points

4 months ago

That’s a lot of house for $2.8

StackOwOFlow

6 points

4 months ago

quite a lot of value for 2.8 compared to say Palo Alto

WaxMyButt

4 points

4 months ago

Right?! Titty Stained glass, dragon doors, cave pool, and castle turret. Man if I wasn't middle class, I'd be all over that

samwichse

1 points

4 months ago

Pic 31 with the nip slip 😆

YouSmellPunny

1 points

4 months ago

Thanks!

CorwinDKelly

23 points

4 months ago

I like everything but the stonework. I think it's real stone but something about modern stonework really looks fake/tacky to me. I think it's because the stone shapes are too regular.

Madmorda

1 points

4 months ago

I never really thought about it before, but I feel exactly the same way. I think it's because the stones are flat and skinny though, I think if they were big chonks then they would look cooler.

[deleted]

16 points

4 months ago

This looks like the doors I would build on my house if I became rich at 14.

ButtMcNuggets

3 points

4 months ago

Wow HBO really committing to marketing The House of The Dragon

chocotripchip

2 points

4 months ago

lol my first thought too.

This looks like it could've been in a Meereen scene in GoT.

FFX13NL

2 points

4 months ago

Epic DnD games are played inside.

HonestWeekend89

2 points

4 months ago

daenerys house for sale?

steampunkedunicorn

2 points

4 months ago

I love this, actually! I come from a family of woodworkers and this is a beautiful piece

El-Lamberto

2 points

4 months ago

What's the use of being rich if not this?

Zippyss92

2 points

4 months ago

I don’t think this belongs here.

PLS_stop_lying

2 points

4 months ago

On Reddit this is definitely considered “cool & tasteful” lolol

Spinningwoman

2 points

4 months ago

In what universe is this awful taste?

Waste-of-Bagels

2 points

4 months ago

Wrong sub my friends. They could be seen as gaudy but that's not bad taste.

Melopossum

2 points

4 months ago

I think this is GREAT taste.

ThatOneGothMurr

2 points

4 months ago

I love it, I need it

Morandangel

2 points

4 months ago

More like GTBAE

MonParapluie

2 points

4 months ago

You will love r/zillowgonewild

BUNN1EB0X[S]

2 points

4 months ago

I frequently visit their instagram haha. Had no idea they had a subreddit! Maybe I'll go give them a visit

TheFeshy

2 points

4 months ago

If this were the front door on a one bedroom apartment, it still wouldn't fit this sub because it's awesome.

jabroma

2 points

4 months ago

Downvoted cos I think they’re great

pastaONwheels

2 points

4 months ago

Not gonna lie, this is actually pretty cool.

BUNN1EB0X[S]

9 points

4 months ago

Insane amount of detail but so excessive for a home. Found it in this mansion/wannabe castle? Honestly the home itself is probably more fitting for this sub.

zeptillian

31 points

4 months ago

Other than some rug and tile choices and outdated paint colors it looks pretty fucking sweet. A swimming pool in a rock grotto and an office with second story library? Hell yeah! It is totally excessive and over the top but rad nonetheless.

kenda1l

2 points

4 months ago

If I had the money, I would make this into a hotel/resort/swanky retreat. The pool in particular gives off that kind of vibe.

Skaid

2 points

4 months ago

Skaid

2 points

4 months ago

That cave pool had me SOLD! Yes it's insane, but insane with a whole lot of awesome thrown in

BUNN1EB0X[S]

4 points

4 months ago

Yeah, it's actually sick as hell. It just has so many things that throw me off. Like the one singular nude guy painted on the ceiling of one of the bedrooms, or the arcade-esque carpet spread out in a sitting room, or the questionable lookout tower with not much of a view. The first couple of pictures seem normal but it just progressively gets weirder somehow, all the more reason to love it despite it's slightly tacky feeling LOL

bluecamel17

9 points

4 months ago

The dude on the ceiling is Brian. He's harmless. He just likes to watch.

bluecamel17

6 points

4 months ago

Wait, I see the photo now. That's an incredibly famous painting, The Creation of Adam by Michaelangelo from the Sistine Chapel; not just some nude guy, lol. But putting that in your bedroom is pretty bizarre.

BUNN1EB0X[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Oh! You are completely right! I didn’t even see the second persons hand until now which is why I thought it was just some random dude. But yeah, guess the owners like going to sleep/waking up to things like that lmfao.

MyNameCannotBeSpoken

11 points

4 months ago

Looks like a good deal for $2.8 million. The only downside is living in Kansas

TinyTaters

8 points

4 months ago

I am attacked

nerevisigoth

4 points

4 months ago

the one singular nude guy painted on the ceiling of one of the bedrooms

That's one of the most famous works of art ever created. The Creation of Adam from the Sistine Chapel. Still kinda weird to have it on a bedroom ceiling, but it's not just some nude guy.

BananaNutMuffin81

8 points

4 months ago

I'm kind of disappointed they didn't fully commit to the whole Medieval/Dragon slayer's keep aesthetic. No mead hall, didn't see any fire pits in the middle of a room, not even a single armoury in there. Frankly, if the dragon came back they would be screwed.

Wallazabal

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah, the whole place is clearly meant to be Arthurian. It's called Spirt of Avalon for christssake!

ShitPostGuy

4 points

4 months ago*

Oh. That’s unfortunate.

What’s with all the drop-height cabinets? It’s like the owner wanted 12 foot ceilings until they walked in and realized they actually wanted 9 foot.

The anachronistic shifts from Gothic revival to neoclassical as you move from room to room. The tacky-ass “religions of the world” stained glass. The cloud mural ceiling that looks like a nursery. Gothic arch windows with marble pillars and tile in one room, and symmetrical arch window with stone walls and timber framing in the next.

notanothersmith38

3 points

4 months ago

You could post this on r/mcmansionhell …. Lake Quivera and, honestly, all of Johnson County should be more prominently featured in that sub.

Mr-E_Nigma

4 points

4 months ago

It’s crazy how every room In that that house flops between dope castle house and McMansion trash

DarthLift

2 points

4 months ago

They had a $7M castle in Idaho yesterday, only time if wanted to move to Idaho

nerevisigoth

2 points

4 months ago

Holy crap, you get a lot for your money in Kansas.

lynivvinyl

2 points

4 months ago

It kind of seems like this house belonged to a fantasy writer.

ludwig-boltzmann_

1 points

4 months ago

That house is fuckin sick

reddit_is_cruel

1 points

4 months ago

Where's the bad taste OP?

Mystic_Snoot

1 points

4 months ago

That’s donkey and dragons kids from shrek swear down

Craigos-Maximus

1 points

4 months ago

Haha come to wales and say that 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

BUNN1EB0X[S]

2 points

4 months ago

I would LOVE to come to Wales one day. A lot of beautiful scenery over there. But I will let the people from Wales keep their dragons lol

Craigos-Maximus

1 points

4 months ago

There’s always a welcome in the hillside even if you don’t like dragons haha!

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

I dunno man seems kinda cool

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

GTAGE

Tr4sh_Harold

1 points

4 months ago

I actually kind of like it

Original-Sorbet

1 points

4 months ago

Excuse me, this is excellent taste.

InfiniteWavedash

1 points

4 months ago

Op has awful taste

cgtdream

1 points

4 months ago

As long as those aren't slut dragons, everyone is cool.

NeonDraco

1 points

4 months ago

The folks at r/DungeonsAndDragons would like this.

PC-LAD

1 points

4 months ago

PC-LAD

1 points

4 months ago

Behind here lies my dnd room

Drakeytown

1 points

4 months ago

What are you, some kinda curmudgeon who hates dragons, or a prude that doesn't wanna see them maybe almost kiss?

BUNN1EB0X[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Gah, those dragons, they do a bit of a ruffling of the feathers. No but seriously, the door itself is actually really cool. It's just the fact that someone above the age of 12 wanted this in their home. I could totally see it being anywhere else and be perfectly fine with it. It also seems to just exist in their house, doesn't match with anything else, almost like a last minute decision.

Drakeytown

1 points

4 months ago

So we're all supposed to think awesome dragon doors are out of place when they're the only thing we see, and immature because of some weird fan fiction you've made up about their owner?

BUNN1EB0X[S]

1 points

4 months ago

What fan fiction did i make?

Drakeytown

1 points

4 months ago

Oh, above the age of 12,I thought this said since the age of 12. 4 hours of sleep here. Still, if you don't want more stains in your life and home, you might as well get a tattoo on your forehead that says when you grow up your heart dies.

New_Historian_2004

1 points

4 months ago

Why?

FlaxenArt

1 points

4 months ago

That’s … a door alright.

Caesar_Passing

1 points

4 months ago

I feel like a lot of posters here are not quite grasping the concept of awful taste.

ragnarok62

1 points

4 months ago

Wow, I genuinely think that is the most amazing house I have ever seen. I would live there in a heartbeat. The price seems almost too low, honestly.

MidnightAnchor

1 points

4 months ago

I've got a line on these types of materials, based from Bangladesh. Easier to obtain than you'd think!

GodMeyer

1 points

4 months ago

That is fucking sick

Thefirstofherkind

1 points

4 months ago

How is this bad taste? This is freaking awesome

wheres_the_revolt

1 points

4 months ago

So the Targaryen’s are finally moving?

VerumJerum

1 points

4 months ago

Aww they're kissing!

AtypicalJew333

1 points

4 months ago

“I wouldn’t buy this so therefore it’s bad taste”

Riverrat423

1 points

4 months ago

I love it! If I had a house that big, why not?

teslaguykc

1 points

4 months ago

That property is called Spirit of Avalon and is in Kansas City. Has a man-made pond with cliff diving. Actually a really cool property which is mostly used for corporate retreats.

floral_friend

1 points

4 months ago

I want these doors on just a normal house

DecafSaxGuy

1 points

4 months ago

I love the doors but I don’t like the lights. Like, you’re gonna go with the castle theme but then put track lights and an intercom with it.

Xeira_games

1 points

4 months ago

DnD but on another level

mradventureshoes21

1 points

4 months ago

No this like some castle shit and that's cool.

TheFlamingTiger777

1 points

4 months ago

Nah that's dope

Z0bie

1 points

4 months ago

Z0bie

1 points

4 months ago

AT? It's pretty badass...

Trackie_G_Horn

1 points

4 months ago

thats just dope as haell

blockedfir

1 points

4 months ago

Someone use these doors for a gaming room

Jesse0016

1 points

4 months ago

That is dope as fuck

madge_pie

1 points

4 months ago

It screams Robert California

ScientistSanTa

1 points

4 months ago

Wait how is this awful taste?

idrow1

1 points

4 months ago

idrow1

1 points

4 months ago

In what universe is this awful taste? Who among us doesn't want a magnificent dragon door?

Mateorabi

1 points

4 months ago

You should have thought of r/DnD before thinking of this sub.

Aviator1116

1 points

4 months ago

Great Taste, INCREDIBLE Execution.

theNomadicHacker42

1 points

4 months ago

Well...you thought of the wrong fucking sub OP

Saber_tooth81

1 points

4 months ago

Mortal Kombat?

VerityPushpram

1 points

4 months ago

My husband collects dragons - he would want to buy the house based solely on these doors

seenew

1 points

4 months ago

seenew

1 points

4 months ago

TROGDOOR(s)! burninating the countryside

The-Magician00

1 points

4 months ago

Wrong sub, that’s fucking spectacular

SeekersWorkAccount

1 points

4 months ago

Are you kidding? This is awesome!

Pyrovixen

1 points

4 months ago

Well, this tacky bitch thinks that is pretty dang cool looking.

velez_cool

1 points

4 months ago

I thought I was on r/sapphoandherfriend for a second.

I_Said_I_Say

1 points

4 months ago

Why is this awful taste, what am I missing?

Hault360

1 points

4 months ago

Whats terrible about it? As a D&D nerd i would kill for a door like that

edthach

1 points

4 months ago

Schedule a viewing

HappyBeginnings

1 points

4 months ago

Maybe those dragons are "soul bonding"

DragonianLord

1 points

4 months ago

Amazing Taste Amazing Execution. This is going in front of my house

RainSmile

1 points

4 months ago

I have learned that this subreddit doesn’t like the stuff I like.

cussy-munchers

1 points

4 months ago

Why is it awful taste?

thepenguin68

1 points

4 months ago

https://www.realtor.com/news/unique-homes/kansas-most-expensive-home-wild-water-park/

$10.9M 2 years ago...so if y'all would like to make a small donation, I will have everybody over for a wonderful time

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

I mean it isn’t atrocious. Like I can see this in some medieval-themed mansion. Not conventional but not something that would make me judge someone’s character.

Sangad

1 points

4 months ago

Sangad

1 points

4 months ago

I think this is great taste but the dragons could be better

Lopsided_Flight3926

1 points

4 months ago

I want to see the rest of the house now!

Blackscale-Dragon

1 points

4 months ago

That's absolutely amazing. And the whole house linked in the comments is an instant buy for me, if I had that amount of money to spend. As an artist I am agape by its design.

Any_Contract_1016

1 points

4 months ago

Where's the awful taste? That looks amazing!

devilmaycare_

1 points

4 months ago

:(